#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 168

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:36 AM

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @glacial totem was caught in the crossfire. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unkempt osprey

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 16, 2026, 12:44 AM

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noble stump Mar 16, 2026, 12:56 AM

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split palm Mar 16, 2026, 1:18 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 1:25 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Mar 16, 2026, 1:39 AM

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vapid sail Mar 16, 2026, 1:56 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 16, 2026, 2:09 AM

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stark mantle Mar 16, 2026, 2:09 AM

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dusty holly Mar 16, 2026, 2:10 AM

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limber blaze Mar 16, 2026, 2:23 AM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 2:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @noble stump, @raw moss, @limber blaze, @unkempt osprey, @vapid sail, @split palm, @long vine, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, and @stark mantle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @noble stump, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @noble stump died.

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@unkempt osprey went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@stark mantle relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@carmine cairn found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @long vine to check it out. @long vine decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@limber blaze was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @limber blaze died.

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@dusty holly tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@vapid sail stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @vapid sail died.

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@split palm pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @split palm died.

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@stark mantle paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Emerald Staff.

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@unkempt osprey couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@livid shuttle became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @raw moss had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @livid shuttle's suffering. @livid shuttle died.

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@dusty holly attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @dusty holly died.

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@carmine cairn returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@long vine spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@long vine spun around in a full circle and shot @stark mantle with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @stark mantle died.

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@raw moss ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @carmine cairn rich and famous.

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@unkempt osprey saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tight niche vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tight niche died.

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@long vine fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @stark mantle
100 points go to 7th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @split palm
100 points go to 10th place: @vapid sail

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 16, 2026, 2:37 AM

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dusty holly Mar 16, 2026, 2:37 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 16, 2026, 2:38 AM

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long vine Mar 16, 2026, 2:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 3:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hardy patio Mar 16, 2026, 3:53 AM

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gusty ermine Mar 16, 2026, 4:06 AM

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acoustic mica Mar 16, 2026, 4:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 4:27 AM

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glacial totem Mar 16, 2026, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @acoustic mica, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, and @gusty ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@acoustic mica didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @acoustic mica died.

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@dusty holly constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @livid shuttle some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @livid shuttle died.

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@glacial totem headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @hardy patio had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@raw moss took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@dusty holly discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @dusty holly died.

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@gusty ermine and @unkempt osprey were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @gusty ermine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @gusty ermine died.

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@hardy patio tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@glacial totem and @long vine set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@unkempt osprey was walked on by a Martian Walker. @unkempt osprey died.

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While playing at the beach, @tight niche buried @long vine in the sand. It took @long vine several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@raw moss pranked @glacial totem by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @long vine's eye sockets. @long vine died.

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@tight niche fed @glacial totem several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@tight niche gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem tried to set up a campfire, but @raw moss drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@raw moss wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @glacial totem on a spit. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @acoustic mica

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hardy patio Mar 16, 2026, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 4:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 16, 2026, 4:38 AM

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static trout Mar 16, 2026, 4:41 AM

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glacial totem Mar 16, 2026, 4:43 AM

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potent talon Mar 16, 2026, 4:53 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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craggy cargo Mar 16, 2026, 5:05 AM

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near mortar Mar 16, 2026, 5:20 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 16, 2026, 5:21 AM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 5:28 AM

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honest pine Mar 16, 2026, 5:29 AM

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brave shore Mar 16, 2026, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 5:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @honest pine, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @craggy cargo, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @brave shore, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @brave shore. @static trout died.

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@potent talon overwhelmed @craggy cargo with a storm of flying bananas. @craggy cargo died.

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@raw moss told @potent talon to step off their carpet, which they did. @raw moss proceeded to murder @potent talon, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @potent talon died.

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@near mortar entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @near mortar died.

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@unkempt osprey found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @unkempt osprey pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@raw moss looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@unkempt osprey told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @brave shore and @hardy patio.

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@honest pine started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@honest pine got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @honest pine died.

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@hardy patio got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @hardy patio died.

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@unkempt osprey called @tight niche a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tight niche had a dirty mind. Then @brave shore sprayed @tight niche's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@brave shore spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hardy patio Mar 16, 2026, 5:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 16, 2026, 5:38 AM

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glacial totem Mar 16, 2026, 5:52 AM

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long vine Mar 16, 2026, 5:59 AM

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half magnet Mar 16, 2026, 5:59 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 16, 2026, 6:05 AM

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amber ermine Mar 16, 2026, 6:14 AM

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velvet gate Mar 16, 2026, 6:23 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 6:32 AM

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potent talon Mar 16, 2026, 6:43 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 6:43 AM

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brave shore Mar 16, 2026, 7:06 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 16, 2026, 7:26 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @velvet gate, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @brave shore, and @novel summit
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @tight niche died.

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@tranquil wyvern trapped @unkempt osprey in a maze, but while they were taunting @unkempt osprey, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@half magnet was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@long vine took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@novel summit found the Last Prism. Then @velvet gate found another one, meaning that @novel summit's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@amber ermine was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@amber ermine wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@velvet gate tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @velvet gate died.

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@potent talon used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@potent talon neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @potent talon died.

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@novel summit thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@novel summit accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @novel summit died.

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@raw moss developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@unkempt osprey put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @unkempt osprey whole. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tranquil wyvern appeared to be taking a group picture of @hardy patio, @brave shore, and @half magnet. @tranquil wyvern's selfie turned out great!

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@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@long vine developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@hardy patio found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tranquil wyvern threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tranquil wyvern unlocked the power of flight!

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@long vine ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@raw moss shot @hardy patio in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@brave shore tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@half magnet was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @half magnet died.

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@raw moss mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@long vine tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore failed to properly hydrate. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @half magnet
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet gate

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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half magnet Mar 16, 2026, 7:39 AM

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raw moss Mar 16, 2026, 7:40 AM

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hardy patio Mar 16, 2026, 7:41 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 16, 2026, 7:41 AM

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long vine Mar 16, 2026, 7:43 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 16, 2026, 7:46 AM

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winged sparrow Mar 16, 2026, 8:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 8:21 AM

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gray sky Mar 16, 2026, 8:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 8:31 AM

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livid shuttle Mar 16, 2026, 8:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 8:45 AM

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amber ermine Mar 16, 2026, 8:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 8:46 AM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 9:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 9:19 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@winged sparrow, @tight niche, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @hardy patio, @gray sky, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@hardy patio sharpened @winged sparrow's face at a Sharpening Station. @winged sparrow became the sharpest tool in the shed. @winged sparrow died.

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@livid shuttle crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @unkempt osprey laughed at them, not knowing that @livid shuttle was just a completionist.

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@amber ermine placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Piranha Gun.

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@long vine was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tranquil wyvern's Star Cannon. @long vine died.

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@half magnet wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @half magnet's head. @half magnet died.

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@amber ermine was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tight niche fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@raw moss walked up to @gray sky and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @raw moss, that kills people! @gray sky died.

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@hardy patio became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@unkempt osprey promised @hardy patio that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @raw moss chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @tranquil wyvern's shattered corpse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @raw moss died.

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@unkempt osprey found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@tight niche had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@unkempt osprey wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@tight niche flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @unkempt osprey when the world was flipped.

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@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@tight niche slammed @unkempt osprey into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 16, 2026, 9:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 9:38 AM

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hardy patio Mar 16, 2026, 9:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 9:38 AM

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half magnet Mar 16, 2026, 9:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 9:40 AM

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hot sentinel Mar 16, 2026, 9:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 9:46 AM

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amber ermine Mar 16, 2026, 9:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 9:51 AM

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gray sky Mar 16, 2026, 9:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 9:56 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 16, 2026, 10:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:08 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 16, 2026, 10:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:11 AM

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azure sundial Mar 16, 2026, 10:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:19 AM

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velvet gate Mar 16, 2026, 10:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:20 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 10:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:25 AM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 10:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:25 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @velvet gate, @hot sentinel, @hardy patio, @gray sky, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @half magnet's head instead. @half magnet died.

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@livid shuttle asked @amber ermine if they "knew the way". @amber ermine didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@amber ermine fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @amber ermine died.

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@velvet gate used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @velvet gate. @velvet gate died.

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@hot sentinel found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @hot sentinel died.

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A pretty fairy led @gray sky to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@azure sundial blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @azure sundial died.

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@hardy patio spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @hardy patio still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @hardy patio died.

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@unkempt osprey got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @unkempt osprey, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @unkempt osprey died.

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@raw moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@raw moss was dunked on by @carmine cairn. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@tranquil wyvern's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@tight niche mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@raw moss made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @hot sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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raw moss Mar 16, 2026, 10:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 16, 2026, 10:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 16, 2026, 10:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:43 AM

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amber ermine Mar 16, 2026, 10:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:43 AM

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lime creek Mar 16, 2026, 10:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:44 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

azure sundial Mar 16, 2026, 10:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 10:50 AM

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half magnet Mar 16, 2026, 11:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:00 AM

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pure stump Mar 16, 2026, 11:06 AM

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BB!register

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:07 AM

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gray sky Mar 16, 2026, 11:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:14 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 11:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:24 AM

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long vine Mar 16, 2026, 11:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:26 AM

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formal badge Mar 16, 2026, 11:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 11:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @pure stump, @azure sundial, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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A zombie snuck up on @raw moss and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@livid shuttle thought that @pure stump was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@amber ermine decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@pure stump forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @pure stump died.

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@azure sundial used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @azure sundial died.

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@steel sentinel started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@gray sky tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@formal badge found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@lime creek tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@lime creek did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @gray sky, who happened to be passing by.

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@half magnet played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @half magnet died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @amber ermine used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky donated all of their organs to those in need. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @livid shuttle died.

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@lime creek put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @lime creek died.

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@tight niche was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@long vine tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@tranquil wyvern was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tranquil wyvern's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@steel sentinel cut a specific wire in @tight niche's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@steel sentinel used an Inferno Fork to eat. @carmine cairn thought they didn't notice, but @steel sentinel just really likes spicy food.

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@carmine cairn was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Mar 16, 2026, 11:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:49 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 16, 2026, 11:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:55 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

acoustic mica Mar 16, 2026, 11:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 11:58 AM

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@acoustic mica, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Mar 16, 2026, 12:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:11 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 16, 2026, 12:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:17 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 12:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusky gull Mar 16, 2026, 12:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:23 PM

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@dusky gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 12:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

near mortar Mar 16, 2026, 1:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 1:06 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Mar 16, 2026, 1:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 1:06 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

acoustic mica Mar 16, 2026, 1:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 1:11 PM

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@acoustic mica, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 1:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 1:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @dusky gull, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @acoustic mica, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@dusky gull's skeleton decided that @dusky gull wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @dusky gull died.

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@near mortar warned @tranquil wyvern not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tranquil wyvern trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@acoustic mica put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @acoustic mica died.

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@gray sky covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@livid shuttle began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tight niche caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@livid shuttle was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@brave shore made some scary noises in the dark. @steel sentinel sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@near mortar received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @near mortar died.

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@gray sky accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @gray sky died.

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@long vine combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@carmine cairn looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@long vine traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @long vine did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@steel sentinel was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@carmine cairn started barking like a dog while chasing @steel sentinel.

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@tight niche grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@steel sentinel walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tight niche decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @carmine cairn into fertilizer. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @acoustic mica

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 16, 2026, 1:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 1:41 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Mar 16, 2026, 1:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 1:48 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet gate Mar 16, 2026, 1:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 1:54 PM

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@velvet gate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

acoustic mica Mar 16, 2026, 2:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 2:09 PM

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@acoustic mica, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 2:10 PM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 2:26 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @sand portal, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet gate, @steel sentinel, @acoustic mica, @severe spoke, and @livid shuttle
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@sand portal used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @sand portal died.

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@carmine cairn found some Diamond Ore. @steel sentinel quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@acoustic mica confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@long vine found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@velvet gate stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@livid shuttle tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@velvet gate fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@velvet gate took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @velvet gate died.

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Thanks to @acoustic mica's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @steel sentinel's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @acoustic mica died.

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@livid shuttle used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @livid shuttle then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@tight niche found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@severe spoke was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@livid shuttle and @severe spoke found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@severe spoke invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @severe spoke died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@carmine cairn became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@carmine cairn found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @carmine cairn walked out the door.

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@tranquil wyvern brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@tight niche found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@steel sentinel bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tight niche for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @steel sentinel furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@tight niche invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @steel sentinel, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet gate
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @sand portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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severe spoke Mar 16, 2026, 2:37 PM

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acoustic mica Mar 16, 2026, 2:38 PM

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whole tartan Mar 16, 2026, 2:40 PM

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sand portal Mar 16, 2026, 2:52 PM

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near mortar Mar 16, 2026, 3:05 PM

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amber ermine Mar 16, 2026, 3:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 3:05 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 3:10 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 16, 2026, 3:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 3:14 PM

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glad crane Mar 16, 2026, 3:23 PM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @sand portal, @glad crane, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @severe spoke, @acoustic mica, @whole tartan, and @near mortar
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@glad crane drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@near mortar found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@glad crane discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @glad crane died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @amber ermine tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @amber ermine died.

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@acoustic mica stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @acoustic mica died.

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@severe spoke chased @near mortar with their Death Sickle. @near mortar tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @severe spoke. @near mortar died.

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@sand portal accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@whole tartan and @severe spoke discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@tight niche started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@whole tartan was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @whole tartan died.

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@sand portal tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @sand portal died.

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@carmine cairn huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@tight niche begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@severe spoke came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@tight niche tried to stab @severe spoke, but @severe spoke's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @severe spoke died.

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@carmine cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@steel sentinel overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@tight niche dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @carmine cairn suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@carmine cairn made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @steel sentinel joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @severe spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @sand portal
150 points go to 6th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @glad crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender quarry Mar 16, 2026, 3:39 PM

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sand portal Mar 16, 2026, 3:39 PM

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severe spoke Mar 16, 2026, 3:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 16, 2026, 3:42 PM

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near mortar Mar 16, 2026, 3:52 PM

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finite bay Mar 16, 2026, 4:04 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 16, 2026, 4:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 4:13 PM

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small mantle Mar 16, 2026, 4:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 4:13 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 4:20 PM

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verbal jacinth Mar 16, 2026, 4:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 4:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@verbal jacinth, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @small mantle, @sand portal, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @severe spoke, @near mortar, and @finite bay
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@verbal jacinth was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @verbal jacinth died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@sand portal drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@slender quarry went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @slender quarry died.

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@tranquil wyvern sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@small mantle brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@small mantle shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @small mantle's face. @small mantle died.

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@sand portal transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @sand portal died.

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@near mortar took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn declared war against @tight niche because they didn't like something @tight niche said in their AMA.

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@severe spoke was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@finite bay sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tranquil wyvern invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@finite bay tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @finite bay died.

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@severe spoke became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @severe spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @carmine cairn was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@steel sentinel spoke softly to @tight niche while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @carmine cairn's heart! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @severe spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @finite bay
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @sand portal
100 points go to 9th place: @small mantle
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Mar 16, 2026, 4:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 4:41 PM

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amber ermine Mar 16, 2026, 4:41 PM

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sand portal Mar 16, 2026, 4:41 PM

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dusk gale Mar 16, 2026, 4:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 16, 2026, 4:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 4:50 PM

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slender quarry Mar 16, 2026, 5:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 5:01 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 5:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 5:21 PM

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errant vine Mar 16, 2026, 5:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 5:25 PM

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hexed notch Mar 16, 2026, 5:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 5:26 PM

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jolly swift Mar 16, 2026, 5:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 5:28 PM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 5:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @sand portal, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @dusk gale, @errant vine, and @steel sentinel
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@jolly swift tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @dusk gale, but they were in broad daylight.

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@tranquil wyvern was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@slender quarry traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @slender quarry died.

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The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@sand portal's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @sand portal died.

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@tranquil wyvern explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@amber ermine opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@amber ermine tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@tight niche dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @amber ermine, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@dusk gale was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @dusk gale died.

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@jolly swift realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @jolly swift died.

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@errant vine triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@hexed notch was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @dusk gale
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @sand portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Mar 16, 2026, 5:50 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 16, 2026, 5:59 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 16, 2026, 6:08 PM

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sand portal Mar 16, 2026, 6:17 PM

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gusty ermine Mar 16, 2026, 6:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 6:23 PM

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jolly swift Mar 16, 2026, 6:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 6:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 6:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 6:27 PM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 6:29 PM

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ebon matrix Mar 16, 2026, 6:46 PM

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warped rampart Mar 16, 2026, 6:47 PM

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dusty holly Mar 16, 2026, 6:51 PM

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gray sky Mar 16, 2026, 6:59 PM

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signal minnow Mar 16, 2026, 7:14 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 7:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 7:19 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled canopy Mar 16, 2026, 7:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 7:24 PM

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subtle gorge Mar 16, 2026, 7:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @sand portal, @subtle gorge, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @remote glen, @steel sentinel, @warped rampart, @ebon matrix, @grizzled canopy, @gray sky, @dusty holly, @gusty ermine, and @signal minnow
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@amber ermine wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@sand portal hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@exotic saddle managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@tight niche held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@jolly swift took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @jolly swift died.

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@grizzled canopy followed @warped rampart into the jungle. @grizzled canopy started looking left, right and center for @warped rampart, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@dusty holly made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@remote glen placed chests all over the world except where @sand portal was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @sand portal died.

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@gray sky and @ebon matrix played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@subtle gorge built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @subtle gorge died.

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@steel sentinel felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@carmine cairn wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@gusty ermine insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @amber ermine insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @exotic saddle died.

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@warped rampart thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@remote glen tickled @dusty holly from behind while they were busy sharpening their True Excalibur. @remote glen died.

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@carmine cairn threw @warped rampart in the washing machine and turned it on. @warped rampart died.

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@steel sentinel found a room full of Bunny Banners in @ebon matrix's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @ebon matrix. @ebon matrix died.

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@dusty holly's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@carmine cairn blew @grizzled canopy to bits using an exploding bed. @grizzled canopy died.

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@tight niche bashed @steel sentinel in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@gusty ermine started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@dusty holly challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @dusty holly died.

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@gusty ermine drank sand for 10 hours. @gusty ermine died.

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@gray sky and @carmine cairn swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@signal minnow lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @signal minnow died.

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@gray sky launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@tight niche tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@steel sentinel told @carmine cairn a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@gray sky used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@carmine cairn forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@steel sentinel sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @warped rampart

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sand portal, @oak temple, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @acoustic mica, @gray sky, and @dusty holly
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@oak temple called @slender quarry a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @slender quarry died.

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@carmine cairn dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@raw moss did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @sand portal, who happened to be watching. @sand portal died.

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@steel sentinel was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @steel sentinel died.

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@trail loom was building a nice house. @tight niche asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @trail loom just looked confused.

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@acoustic mica tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @dusty holly and @errant vine, who did not approve of gambling.

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@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@gray sky jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @gray sky died.

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@dusty holly's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @dusty holly died.

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@tight niche built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@tranquil wyvern shot @acoustic mica to death with a finger gun. @acoustic mica died.

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@tranquil wyvern saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@tight niche tried to deal a finishing blow to @oak temple, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@trail loom started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@raw moss visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @raw moss thought her hands were more interesting.

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@errant vine was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@raw moss started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@errant vine tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@carmine cairn looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @trail loom begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@trail loom spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@trail loom’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@trail loom went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@tranquil wyvern started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@oak temple tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@oak temple got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @errant vine died.

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@trail loom was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @trail loom died.

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@tight niche was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @raw moss caught them in time.

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@carmine cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@carmine cairn wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@raw moss tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @tight niche into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @tight niche with two Sniper Rifle shots. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 9th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ancient hamlet Mar 16, 2026, 9:17 PM

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gray sky Mar 16, 2026, 9:17 PM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 9:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @fiery belfry, @trail loom, @ancient hamlet, @long vine, @acoustic mica, @grizzled canopy, and @gray sky
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@ancient hamlet's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @ancient hamlet died.

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@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

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@gray sky hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @gray sky could pull it to shore.

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@oak temple summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@grizzled canopy won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@acoustic mica climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @fiery belfry and @tight niche.

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@grizzled canopy saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @grizzled canopy died.

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@trail loom was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @gray sky was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @gray sky died.

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@acoustic mica had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@raw moss escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@acoustic mica challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @acoustic mica died.

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@oak temple put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@tight niche managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@oak temple needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@fiery belfry flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @fiery belfry's face off with its bare hands. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss managed to kill @oak temple by doing absolutely nothing. @oak temple died.

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@tight niche was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @tight niche barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @tight niche died.

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Hey @trail loom, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @trail loom died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @ancient hamlet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 16, 2026, 9:49 PM

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ancient hamlet Mar 16, 2026, 10:02 PM

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brave shore Mar 16, 2026, 10:03 PM

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glacial totem Mar 16, 2026, 10:17 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 16, 2026, 10:27 PM

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tight niche Mar 16, 2026, 10:28 PM

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idle sky Mar 16, 2026, 10:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @ancient hamlet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @acoustic mica, @brave shore, and @idle sky
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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Fiery Greatsword.

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@raw moss suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@brave shore invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@glacial totem tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Blade of Grass instead of a Bug Net.

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@glacial totem tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @raw moss then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @ancient hamlet ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@ancient hamlet carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @ancient hamlet died.

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@idle sky summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @long vine's life points directly. @long vine died.

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@acoustic mica dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @acoustic mica died.

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@brave shore practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche popped @idle sky by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @idle sky died.

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@carmine cairn tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, and @tight niche raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@tranquil wyvern jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@carmine cairn almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@tight niche climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@carmine cairn donned a Martian costume and chased @tranquil wyvern in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche knocked furiously on @carmine cairn's door while holding an axe. @carmine cairn shouted, "Who's there?"

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@tight niche got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @acoustic mica
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @ancient hamlet
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Mar 16, 2026, 10:44 PM

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sand portal Mar 16, 2026, 10:47 PM

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acoustic mica Mar 16, 2026, 11:27 PM

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tender stone Mar 16, 2026, 11:52 PM

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signal minnow Mar 17, 2026, 12:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:07 AM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vapid sail Mar 17, 2026, 12:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:17 AM

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@vapid sail, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Mar 17, 2026, 12:22 AM

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Bb!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:22 AM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

severe spoke Mar 17, 2026, 12:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:25 AM

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@severe spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rare gust Mar 17, 2026, 12:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:28 AM

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@rare gust, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @sand portal, @vapid sail, @oak temple, @tender stone, @long vine, @rare gust, @severe spoke, @acoustic mica, @livid shuttle, @vagrant jolt, @arctic temple, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@vagrant jolt wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@arctic temple wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@tender stone stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@glacial totem got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @glacial totem died.

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@acoustic mica tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@severe spoke spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@vapid sail purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @vapid sail ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@rare gust broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@long vine ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @sand portal before they could say "Zoinks!" @sand portal died.

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@vapid sail clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @vapid sail died.

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@livid shuttle rescued @tender stone from drowning, but in reverse. @tender stone died.

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@acoustic mica chewed some gum. It made @acoustic mica feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @acoustic mica died.

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@livid shuttle made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss became convinced that @long vine was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @long vine, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@arctic temple took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@severe spoke lured @vagrant jolt into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @vagrant jolt's dust allergy! @vagrant jolt died.

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@arctic temple was playing hide and seek with @raw moss and @long vine, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @arctic temple died.

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@severe spoke eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@oak temple read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@signal minnow made some Synonym Rolls for @severe spoke and @rare gust. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@oak temple started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @long vine and @raw moss.

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A Martian Probe spotted @long vine, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @long vine was too boring.

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@signal minnow threatened @rare gust with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @rare gust informed @signal minnow as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @signal minnow died.

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@severe spoke squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@oak temple found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @rare gust, who was out swimming that day. @rare gust died.

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@long vine trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@severe spoke started riding a Unicorn. @raw moss chased @severe spoke while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@severe spoke picked a fight with a goose. @severe spoke died.

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@oak temple was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@long vine was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@oak temple promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@raw moss was infected by a zombie virus. @raw moss died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Flare Gun.

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@long vine hid an actuator in @oak temple's lunch. Later that day, @oak temple stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@long vine and @raw moss farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@raw moss sacrificed @long vine by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @oak temple
150 points go to 4th place: @severe spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @rare gust
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @vagrant jolt
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @acoustic mica

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

severe spoke Mar 17, 2026, 12:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:40 AM

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@severe spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 17, 2026, 12:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:44 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

acoustic mica Mar 17, 2026, 12:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:46 AM

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@acoustic mica, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

arctic temple Mar 17, 2026, 12:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:46 AM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sand portal Mar 17, 2026, 12:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 12:59 AM

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@sand portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 17, 2026, 1:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 17, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Mar 17, 2026, 1:30 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register