#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 167

hexed notch Mar 15, 2026, 3:23 AM

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velvet dune Mar 15, 2026, 3:25 AM

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hexed fiber Mar 15, 2026, 3:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 15, 2026, 3:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @dusky gull, @velvet dune, @fair niche, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, @hexed fiber, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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After an intense fight, @hardy patio was beaten by @dusky gull in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @dusky gull told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@raw moss tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@fair niche accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@orchid scaffold found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@carmine cairn got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@hexed notch soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @hexed notch dyed.

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@hexed fiber was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@velvet dune, @tight niche, and @livid shuttle made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@long vine found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@long vine threw a snowball at @tight niche. To counter this, @tight niche threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @long vine died.

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@hexed fiber made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@livid shuttle recruited @hexed notch as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@dusky gull climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @dusky gull died.

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@fair niche was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @fair niche died.

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@hardy patio rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @hardy patio with unnecessary advice.

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@velvet dune claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@carmine cairn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@hardy patio invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@orchid scaffold and @dusty holly were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@hardy patio decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @brave shore wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @carmine cairn all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@livid shuttle did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@livid shuttle was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @livid shuttle died.

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@dusty holly tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @dusty holly died.

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@hexed notch somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @hexed notch died.

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@velvet dune sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @velvet dune died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @orchid scaffold's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @orchid scaffold died.

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@hexed fiber used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @brave shore tested this theory on @hexed fiber, who bounced, and ended up being right. @hexed fiber died.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn were having a nice picnic on the beach when @brave shore stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @brave shore flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tight niche beat @carmine cairn into a pulp with a stale baguette. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender quarry Mar 15, 2026, 3:41 AM

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long vine Mar 15, 2026, 3:42 AM

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hardy patio Mar 15, 2026, 3:54 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 15, 2026, 3:56 AM

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dusty holly Mar 15, 2026, 4:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 4:17 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 15, 2026, 4:27 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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formal badge Mar 15, 2026, 4:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 4:35 AM

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brave shore Mar 15, 2026, 4:39 AM

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static trout Mar 15, 2026, 5:05 AM

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near mortar Mar 15, 2026, 5:11 AM

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fluid vine Mar 15, 2026, 5:18 AM

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signal minnow Mar 15, 2026, 5:18 AM

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hexed notch Mar 15, 2026, 5:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 5:22 AM

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glacial totem Mar 15, 2026, 5:23 AM

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

dusky gull Mar 15, 2026, 5:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @slender quarry, @hexed notch, @fluid vine, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @dusky gull, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @signal minnow
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@carmine cairn bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @carmine cairn was blown to smithereens. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @static trout died.

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@dusty holly farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@dusky gull wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@slender quarry talked with @long vine about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@livid shuttle contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@slender quarry made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @slender quarry died.

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@signal minnow found @brave shore sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @glacial totem and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@long vine stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @long vine died.

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@near mortar got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@hexed notch wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@formal badge tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @tranquil wyvern demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @formal badge by two. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@glacial totem and @brave shore attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@dusty holly painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@fluid vine kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@hexed notch yelled, "Duck!" @dusty holly excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @dusty holly died.

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@signal minnow gave a hug to @hardy patio and almost choked them to death!

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@near mortar programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @near mortar died.

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@glacial totem tried to kill @brave shore by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@livid shuttle sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@glacial totem stopped a meteor from crushing @hexed notch and @tranquil wyvern with their own body. @glacial totem died.

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@fluid vine angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @fluid vine died.

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@signal minnow tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @signal minnow died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @hardy patio managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @brave shore was the bartender, @hexed notch was the DJ, and @dusky gull was the pinata. @dusky gull died.

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@livid shuttle started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@hardy patio tried to steal @livid shuttle's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@hexed notch wished for the ability to fly. @brave shore granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@livid shuttle tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@tranquil wyvern tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@brave shore adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio successfully snuck into @livid shuttle's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@brave shore made fun of @livid shuttle for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @livid shuttle shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @dusky gull
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @fluid vine
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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glacial totem Mar 15, 2026, 5:43 AM

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fluid vine Mar 15, 2026, 5:47 AM

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long vine Mar 15, 2026, 5:52 AM

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raw moss Mar 15, 2026, 6:01 AM

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hardy patio Mar 15, 2026, 6:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 6:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 6:30 AM

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tight niche Mar 15, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 6:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon Mar 15, 2026, 6:32 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 6:32 AM

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proven sparrowBOT Mar 15, 2026, 6:36 AM

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🤷 No result for your query could be found.

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 6:36 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 15, 2026, 6:39 AM

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brave shore Mar 15, 2026, 6:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 6:55 AM

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potent storm Mar 15, 2026, 7:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 7:01 AM

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gray sky Mar 15, 2026, 7:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 7:11 AM

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hexed notch Mar 15, 2026, 7:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 7:20 AM

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orchid scaffold Mar 15, 2026, 7:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @fluid vine, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @pastel timber, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @potent storm, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@livid shuttle built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@pastel timber started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@glacial totem accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @glacial totem, go jump off that cliff. @glacial totem died.

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@fluid vine stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @fluid vine died.

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@potent talon smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@tight niche started rallying for goblin rights.

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@fiery belfry tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @fiery belfry died.

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@gray sky gave @brave shore a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @brave shore gave @gray sky a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @gray sky died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @potent talon. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @potent talon died.

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@potent storm challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @potent storm died.

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@orchid scaffold played Frisbee with @brave shore using a Light Disc, but @brave shore unfortunately didn't have five hands. @brave shore died.

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@pastel timber tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @pastel timber died.

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@tight niche was tired of @orchid scaffold constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @orchid scaffold's front yard. @orchid scaffold died.

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@livid shuttle told @hardy patio that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @hardy patio vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@livid shuttle somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@long vine tried to assassinate @tight niche, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@hexed notch was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss hosted a spelling bee! @tight niche had to spell "cat". @long vine had to spell "rain". @livid shuttle had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@hardy patio accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @hardy patio found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @hardy patio was trapped for all eternity. @hardy patio died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @livid shuttle was flattened by a road roller. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@long vine wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@raw moss built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@tight niche commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@long vine forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @long vine wasn't a Slime, @long vine was endlessly beaten. @long vine died.

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@raw moss became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@raw moss was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @raw moss into the freezing cold water. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid scaffold
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @potent storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 15, 2026, 7:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 7:56 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 15, 2026, 8:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:07 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 15, 2026, 8:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:09 AM

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gray sky Mar 15, 2026, 8:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:18 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 15, 2026, 8:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:19 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel timber Mar 15, 2026, 8:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:25 AM

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tight niche Mar 15, 2026, 8:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 15, 2026, 8:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:28 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

steel sentinel Mar 15, 2026, 9:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:19 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

whole tartan Mar 15, 2026, 9:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:20 AM

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@whole tartan, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ionic willow Mar 15, 2026, 9:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:22 AM

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@ionic willow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Mar 15, 2026, 9:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:24 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @formal badge, @whole tartan, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@raw moss used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @raw moss died.

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@pastel timber summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@steel sentinel modified @amber ermine's Solar Flare Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @amber ermine was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@steel sentinel stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @steel sentinel died.

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@ionic willow baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @ionic willow died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @whole tartan instead. @whole tartan died.

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@gray sky went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @gray sky died.

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@fiery belfry headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @tranquil wyvern knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@tight niche worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@pastel timber drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@formal badge ran out of bullets while fighting @fiery belfry, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @formal badge died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @tight niche over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@long vine accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@long vine challenged @tight niche to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tight niche's turn to win. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 9th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

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@ionic willow tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@long vine was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@floral ridge started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @floral ridge - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @floral ridge then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@thick steppe equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@brave shore thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@fiery belfry argued with @tranquil wyvern about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@amber ermine buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @fiery belfry's. @fiery belfry died.

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@amber ermine couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Beam Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @amber ermine's heart and brain. @amber ermine died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @livid shuttle that there was something stuck in their teeth. @livid shuttle checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @livid shuttle died.

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@whole tartan was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@brave shore learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@ionic willow saw @whole tartan standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @whole tartan died.

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@floral ridge tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@ionic willow embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @ionic willow tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @ionic willow died.

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@raw moss took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@thick steppe tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tranquil wyvern in disguise. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine lulled @floral ridge into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @floral ridge died.

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After @tight niche went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@long vine went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @floral ridge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 9th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @dusky gull, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, and @brave shore
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@hexed notch was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @steel sentinel's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @hexed notch died.

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@dusky gull went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @dusky gull's fault.

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@brave shore didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@dusky gull used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @dusky gull died.

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@tight niche died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tight niche was revived.

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@amber ermine purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@livid shuttle was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@raw moss tricked @amber ermine into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@dusty holly was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@steel sentinel found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@hardy patio saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@livid shuttle was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @livid shuttle died.

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@dusty holly tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @dusty holly died.

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@long vine defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @long vine died.

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@tight niche built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@brave shore was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@raw moss crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@steel sentinel tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@tight niche's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @tight niche to notice them. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@raw moss drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @dusky gull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 15, 2026, 12:37 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@ancient narwhal, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @thick steppe, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @zealous citrus, @dusty holly, @livid shuttle, and @ionic willow
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@ionic willow started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @ionic willow decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@tranquil wyvern dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@ancient narwhal thought they assassinated @livid shuttle, but it was just @ancient narwhal in disguise. Huh? @ancient narwhal died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @zealous citrus started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@long vine tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@raw moss angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@slender quarry saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @slender quarry died.

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@dusty holly accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @dusty holly allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@carmine cairn found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@tight niche modified @raw moss's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @raw moss was never seen again. @raw moss died.

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@hexed notch added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@tranquil wyvern found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@dusty holly finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @dusty holly died.

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@livid shuttle put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @livid shuttle died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @long vine randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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After opening a present, @ionic willow discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@hexed notch used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@ionic willow turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @ionic willow died.

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@steel sentinel opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @hexed notch, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @hexed notch died.

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@thick steppe followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @thick steppe discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @thick steppe died.

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@zealous citrus started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @zealous citrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@tranquil wyvern was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@long vine was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@carmine cairn started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@tight niche spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@steel sentinel passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@tight niche decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@steel sentinel was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @dusty holly, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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@near mortar found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@carmine cairn was eaten by a tree. @carmine cairn died.

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Congratulations, @slender quarry! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @slender quarry died.

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@long vine tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @long vine died.

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@dusty holly made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @dusty holly died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@steel sentinel tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@near mortar hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche burned @tranquil wyvern to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @tight niche for reading books. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@tight niche calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@fiery belfry took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@livid shuttle heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tight niche, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@steel sentinel wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@livid shuttle tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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The Cyborg hacked into @steel sentinel's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@tight niche tried to attack @livid shuttle by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @livid shuttle killed them. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Mar 15, 2026, 4:23 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tawny wharf, @static trout, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @cerulean mauve, and @whole tartan
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@cerulean mauve consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@static trout wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @static trout died.

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@slender quarry went AFK in their gel farm. @tranquil wyvern set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @slender quarry died.

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@livid shuttle was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @livid shuttle died.

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@tawny wharf created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @cerulean mauve got too close while watching. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tight niche heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@tranquil wyvern trapped @whole tartan in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @tight niche spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @tawny wharf's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@whole tartan was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @whole tartan died.

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@tawny wharf let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@tranquil wyvern sat on a wall. @tranquil wyvern had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @tranquil wyvern together again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tight niche's brains. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@steel sentinel found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tawny wharf excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@tawny wharf, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @tawny wharf died.

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@carmine cairn tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @steel sentinel being mercilessly tickled by @carmine cairn.

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@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @steel sentinel was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tawny wharf
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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whole tartan Mar 15, 2026, 4:37 PM

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thick steppe Mar 15, 2026, 5:26 PM

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tight niche Mar 15, 2026, 5:29 PM

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wise anvil Mar 15, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @thick steppe, @ancient hamlet, @tranquil wyvern, @wise anvil, @steel sentinel, @dusty holly, @livid shuttle, and @whole tartan
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@tight niche teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@livid shuttle ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@whole tartan splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @steel sentinel observed disapprovingly.

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@tranquil wyvern verbally roasted @glacial totem so hard that they burst into flames. @glacial totem died.

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@wise anvil wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@thick steppe tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@slender quarry was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @slender quarry died.

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@ancient hamlet started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@ancient hamlet broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @ancient hamlet died.

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@livid shuttle drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@tight niche pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @wise anvil.

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@whole tartan rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@wise anvil went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @wise anvil died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @dusty holly with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tranquil wyvern to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @dusty holly saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @steel sentinel stabbed them in the back. @dusty holly died.

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@livid shuttle has fallen, and they can't get up. @livid shuttle died.

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@whole tartan sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@tight niche went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@steel sentinel escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@tight niche started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@thick steppe obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @thick steppe never learned how to snap their fingers.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @whole tartan. Apparently, not that many. @whole tartan died.

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@steel sentinel gave @thick steppe Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @thick steppe died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @tranquil wyvern a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @tight niche with it. However, @tranquil wyvern clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@tight niche spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @whole tartan
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 8th place: @wise anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @ancient hamlet
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tall cloak Mar 15, 2026, 5:39 PM

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slender quarry Mar 15, 2026, 5:44 PM

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glacial totem Mar 15, 2026, 5:47 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 15, 2026, 5:54 PM

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static trout Mar 15, 2026, 5:55 PM

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signal minnow Mar 15, 2026, 6:04 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 15, 2026, 6:04 PM

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upbeat magnet Mar 15, 2026, 6:04 PM

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tight niche Mar 15, 2026, 6:16 PM

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dusty holly Mar 15, 2026, 6:27 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 15, 2026, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 6:28 PM

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glacial totem Mar 15, 2026, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 6:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @slender quarry, @tall cloak, @tight niche, @upbeat magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @dusty holly, and @signal minnow
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@steel sentinel laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@upbeat magnet started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@static trout walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @static trout died.

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@dusty holly hid from @tight niche after @tranquil wyvern exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@slender quarry found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@slender quarry emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @slender quarry died.

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@tall cloak invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@signal minnow was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@steel sentinel equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@tall cloak was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @tall cloak died.

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@dusty holly reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @dusty holly died.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@carmine cairn wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@upbeat magnet poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@upbeat magnet was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @upbeat magnet died.

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@signal minnow received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @signal minnow died.

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@tranquil wyvern used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche asked @carmine cairn to give them a hand, so @carmine cairn chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@glacial totem solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@steel sentinel constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@glacial totem received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @tall cloak
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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upbeat magnet Mar 15, 2026, 6:39 PM

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tall cloak Mar 15, 2026, 6:41 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 15, 2026, 6:50 PM

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raw moss Mar 15, 2026, 6:54 PM

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dusty holly Mar 15, 2026, 6:57 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 15, 2026, 6:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 15, 2026, 7:01 PM

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sand portal Mar 15, 2026, 7:09 PM

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trail loom Mar 15, 2026, 7:15 PM

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signal minnow Mar 15, 2026, 7:16 PM

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tight niche Mar 15, 2026, 7:28 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 15, 2026, 7:28 PM

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glacial totem Mar 15, 2026, 7:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tall cloak, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sand portal, @trail loom, @upbeat magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @dusty holly, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
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The fighting begins again!

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @glacial totem farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche and @sand portal played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @signal minnow tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@tall cloak ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @tall cloak died.

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@sand portal used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @sand portal died.

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@raw moss started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@dusty holly will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@upbeat magnet was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @upbeat magnet died.

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@trail loom got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tranquil wyvern found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@dusty holly didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @dusty holly died.

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@tight niche used their embezzled funds to shred through @cerulean mauve with a Coin Gun. @cerulean mauve died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @raw moss's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@signal minnow was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @signal minnow died.

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@trail loom watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@steel sentinel opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@trail loom damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@carmine cairn ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@raw moss and @trail loom engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @trail loom blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @trail loom died.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @steel sentinel suggested using cover against them. @carmine cairn recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@raw moss's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@carmine cairn donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@carmine cairn tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@raw moss drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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trail loom Mar 15, 2026, 7:38 PM

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bb!register

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cerulean mauve Mar 15, 2026, 7:43 PM

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whole tartan Mar 15, 2026, 7:44 PM

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tall cloak Mar 15, 2026, 7:44 PM

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raw moss Mar 15, 2026, 7:46 PM

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hard dagger Mar 15, 2026, 7:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 15, 2026, 7:53 PM

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old hedge Mar 15, 2026, 7:55 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

steel sentinel Mar 15, 2026, 7:55 PM

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bb!register

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willow whale Mar 15, 2026, 8:03 PM

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slender quarry Mar 15, 2026, 8:07 PM

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bb!register

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carmine cairn Mar 15, 2026, 8:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:26 PM

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tight niche Mar 15, 2026, 8:29 PM

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bb!register

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @willow whale, @slender quarry, @tall cloak, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @hard dagger, @cerulean mauve, and @whole tartan
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@trail loom bragged to @tall cloak about their combat skills. @tall cloak didn't really know @trail loom and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@steel sentinel and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @whole tartan tattled on them.

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@willow whale tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @willow whale died.

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@tall cloak went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @tall cloak died.

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@hard dagger told @cerulean mauve that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @cerulean mauve took those words literally and peeled @hard dagger. @hard dagger died.

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@tranquil wyvern started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@raw moss drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@cerulean mauve and @trail loom were about to face off, but @cerulean mauve had to run off to the restroom first.

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@whole tartan started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@tranquil wyvern encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @tranquil wyvern decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@slender quarry broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@steel sentinel was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@raw moss performed surgery on a grape.

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@trail loom found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@steel sentinel distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@cerulean mauve hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @cerulean mauve died.

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@slender quarry thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @slender quarry died.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@whole tartan swung a Breaker Blade at @raw moss, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@tranquil wyvern began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@whole tartan got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @whole tartan died.

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@steel sentinel claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@trail loom performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@carmine cairn watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@tight niche was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@tranquil wyvern found a hill and started to roll down it. @tranquil wyvern was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @tight niche died.

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@trail loom couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @trail loom died.

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@steel sentinel heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @steel sentinel stopped because their voice became horse.

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@raw moss hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @steel sentinel's house. @steel sentinel started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@raw moss spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@carmine cairn tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@carmine cairn accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 9th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 10th place: @hard dagger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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whole tartan Mar 15, 2026, 8:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:41 PM

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@whole tartan, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 15, 2026, 8:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:41 PM

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trail loom Mar 15, 2026, 8:42 PM

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bb!register

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hard dagger Mar 15, 2026, 8:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:45 PM

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hardy patio Mar 15, 2026, 8:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 8:59 PM

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dusty holly Mar 15, 2026, 9:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:25 PM

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signal minnow Mar 15, 2026, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:30 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 15, 2026, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Mar 15, 2026, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:30 PM

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limpid glacier Mar 15, 2026, 9:33 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:33 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 15, 2026, 9:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:52 PM

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glacial totem Mar 15, 2026, 9:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 9:53 PM

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long vine Mar 15, 2026, 10:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 10:01 PM

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ancient hamlet Mar 15, 2026, 10:07 PM

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bb!register

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potent talon Mar 15, 2026, 10:09 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 10:09 PM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 15, 2026, 10:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 10:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @ancient hamlet, @trail loom, @long vine, @hardy patio, @hard dagger, @potent talon, @dusty holly, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @cerulean mauve, @whole tartan, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@ancient hamlet is hvinga stroker n. @ancient hamlet died.

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@hard dagger became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @hard dagger died.

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@hardy patio descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@whole tartan got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@potent talon's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @brave shore and @cerulean mauve's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @potent talon died.

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@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@dusty holly went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @raw moss and @glacial totem summoned the Impending Doom. @dusty holly died.

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@long vine and @limpid glacier had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@hardy patio had a sleepover with @carmine cairn, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@signal minnow trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@brave shore ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@limpid glacier thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @limpid glacier died.

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@trail loom failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@long vine tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@glacial totem somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @glacial totem's chests for the rest of its life.

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@whole tartan wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @brave shore is now goo. @brave shore died.

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@trail loom decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@cerulean mauve ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @cerulean mauve died.

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@whole tartan was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @whole tartan died.

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@signal minnow was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @hardy patio with its horns. @hardy patio died.

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@signal minnow had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @signal minnow's skull. @signal minnow died.

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@raw moss and @trail loom played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@glacial totem started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@carmine cairn fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@long vine aimed a Last Prism beam at @carmine cairn, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@long vine had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @glacial totem shot them with an arrow. @long vine died.

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@trail loom saw @glacial totem trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @trail loom is calling the police!

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@carmine cairn found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@raw moss stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @raw moss's ego received a small boost.

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@trail loom decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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The Nurse told @glacial totem they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn stole @raw moss's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @raw moss was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @raw moss with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@raw moss was in the middle of taking a shower when @carmine cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @whole tartan
100 points go to 9th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 15, 2026, 10:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 10:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 15, 2026, 10:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 10:43 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ancient hamlet Mar 15, 2026, 10:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 10:45 PM

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@ancient hamlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

bleak tulip Mar 15, 2026, 10:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 10:46 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 15, 2026, 10:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 10:58 PM

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limpid glacier Mar 15, 2026, 11:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:01 PM

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trail loom Mar 15, 2026, 11:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:03 PM

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@trail loom, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 15, 2026, 11:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:13 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sleek walrus Mar 15, 2026, 11:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:16 PM

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@sleek walrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Mar 15, 2026, 11:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:21 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unkempt osprey Mar 15, 2026, 11:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:21 PM

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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dusty holly Mar 15, 2026, 11:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:30 PM

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@dusty holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @trail loom, @ancient hamlet, @sleek walrus, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, @bleak tulip, @limpid glacier, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@ancient hamlet became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @ancient hamlet died.

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@bleak tulip found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@glacial totem theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@unkempt osprey got quantum-entangled with @trail loom, and used this opportunity to force @trail loom to pick their own nose.

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@limpid glacier dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @limpid glacier is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@dusty holly spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@livid shuttle vaporized @sleek walrus with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @sleek walrus died.

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@gray sky tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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No one told @gray sky that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @formal badge died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @dusty holly thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@livid shuttle's face was scorched off after @glacial totem took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @cerulean mauve was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@dusty holly and @limpid glacier decided to play catch with a White Phasesaber. @dusty holly missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @dusty holly died.

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@bleak tulip's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @bleak tulip died.

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@raw moss used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@limpid glacier tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @limpid glacier died.

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@unkempt osprey and @raw moss had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@glacial totem looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@trail loom stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@trail loom started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@cerulean mauve playfully poked @unkempt osprey and laughed. @unkempt osprey playfully poked them back with a Adamantite Glaive. @cerulean mauve died.

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@raw moss somehow convinced @glacial totem that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @glacial totem died.

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@trail loom woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @trail loom died.

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A strange device attached itself to @unkempt osprey's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @unkempt osprey died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @bleak tulip
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

static trout Mar 15, 2026, 11:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:39 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid glacier Mar 15, 2026, 11:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:42 PM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusty holly Mar 15, 2026, 11:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:43 PM

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@dusty holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 15, 2026, 11:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:43 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wooden kayak Mar 15, 2026, 11:44 PM

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Bb!register

unkempt osprey Mar 15, 2026, 11:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:44 PM

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wooden kayak Mar 15, 2026, 11:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:44 PM

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@wooden kayak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

trail loom Mar 15, 2026, 11:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:46 PM

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@trail loom, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 15, 2026, 11:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 11:49 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:05 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Mar 16, 2026, 12:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:11 AM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 16, 2026, 12:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:11 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Mar 16, 2026, 12:15 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 16, 2026, 12:15 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @raw moss, @wooden kayak, @unkempt osprey, @trail loom, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, @limpid glacier, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@limpid glacier found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@static trout skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @static trout died.

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@wooden kayak summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @wooden kayak died.

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@dusty holly went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@livid shuttle wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@glacial totem performed an interpretive dance for @potent talon and @signal minnow as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@unkempt osprey attacked @hardy patio with a Legendary Zenith, but @hardy patio's pen was mightier. @unkempt osprey died.

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@potent talon unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @livid shuttle died.

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@glacial totem finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@limpid glacier was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@hardy patio lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@raw moss found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@trail loom filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@dusty holly decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @dusty holly died.

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@limpid glacier got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @limpid glacier died.

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@trail loom offered to add a gold trim to @raw moss's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@signal minnow iwwegawy owoed to @glacial totem and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @signal minnow died.

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@hardy patio hadn't seen @glacial totem in a long time, and missed them. @glacial totem aimed a Sniper Rifle at @hardy patio from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @hardy patio died.

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@trail loom couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@raw moss picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@trail loom realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @trail loom died.

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@glacial totem used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@raw moss couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@glacial totem tried to kill @raw moss with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@glacial totem fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@raw moss briefly considered proposing marriage to @glacial totem, but married a bee instead.

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@glacial totem tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@raw moss tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@glacial totem tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.