#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 166

gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 11:36 PM

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@trail loom summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @raw moss felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@long vine tried to shoot @signal minnow using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @cerulean mauve's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@cerulean mauve dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @trail loom, but @trail loom simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @cerulean mauve died.

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@long vine suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@signal minnow found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @signal minnow died.

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@trail loom accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @trail loom died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @raw moss disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@long vine drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @raw moss appeared instead.

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@long vine went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @late stone
100 points go to 8th place: @quasi raptor
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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trail loom Mar 13, 2026, 11:38 PM

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raw moss Mar 13, 2026, 11:41 PM

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hardy patio Mar 13, 2026, 11:49 PM

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fiery horizon Mar 13, 2026, 11:51 PM

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arctic temple Mar 14, 2026, 12:03 AM

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brave shore Mar 14, 2026, 12:51 AM

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long vine Mar 14, 2026, 12:55 AM

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glacial totem Mar 14, 2026, 12:55 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 14, 2026, 1:24 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 1:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 14, 2026, 1:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @fiery horizon, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @hardy patio, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @ionic willow
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss befriended @glacial totem by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@cerulean mauve went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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The moon hit @slender quarry's eye like a big pizza pie. @slender quarry died.

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@ionic willow built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@fiery horizon got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @fiery horizon died.

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@arctic temple tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @arctic temple died.

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@trail loom took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@cerulean mauve tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @cerulean mauve keeled over from a heart attack. @cerulean mauve died.

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@ionic willow was looking kind of dumb after @glacial totem's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @ionic willow died.

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@trail loom released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @trail loom, but it was very satisfying.

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@brave shore found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @brave shore headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@long vine started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@hardy patio shot their Boomstick to the left of @raw moss just to scare them. @raw moss heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @raw moss died.

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@trail loom went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @long vine had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @trail loom died.

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@tight niche found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@brave shore tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@hardy patio tried to explain to @glacial totem that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @glacial totem countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@long vine marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@carmine cairn tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@glacial totem hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@brave shore walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @brave shore died.

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@long vine ran with scissors. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tight niche was morbidly interested.

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@tight niche was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 10th place: @cerulean mauve

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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trail loom Mar 14, 2026, 1:38 AM

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 1:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 1:38 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 14, 2026, 1:38 AM

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long vine Mar 14, 2026, 1:39 AM

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ionic willow Mar 14, 2026, 1:46 AM

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potent talon Mar 14, 2026, 1:49 AM

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proud lava Mar 14, 2026, 1:58 AM

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slender quarry Mar 14, 2026, 2:03 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 14, 2026, 2:09 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 2:25 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @cerulean mauve, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@slender quarry activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @slender quarry died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Old One's Army while @proud lava was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @proud lava died.

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@potent talon's booty was plundered by pirates. @potent talon died.

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@ionic willow's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @ionic willow sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@cerulean mauve had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @cerulean mauve wasn't a pie. @cerulean mauve died.

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@hardy patio became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@exotic saddle tried to destroy @hardy patio by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@long vine had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@ionic willow accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @ionic willow died.

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@exotic saddle hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @carmine cairn was forgiven.

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@hardy patio tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@trail loom had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @trail loom died.

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@long vine killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@raw moss kept talking, but stopped after @carmine cairn held up their hand. @carmine cairn demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@long vine found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@raw moss swapped @carmine cairn's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @carmine cairn then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @long vine, who was in the front row. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 2:38 AM

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trail loom Mar 14, 2026, 2:38 AM

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long vine Mar 14, 2026, 2:41 AM

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 2:44 AM

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fiery horizon Mar 14, 2026, 3:13 AM

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arctic temple Mar 14, 2026, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 3:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @fiery horizon, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@trail loom got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@livid shuttle tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@long vine traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@arctic temple ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@fiery horizon made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @fiery horizon died.

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@hardy patio wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@exotic saddle tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@exotic saddle brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @exotic saddle died.

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@slender quarry was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@arctic temple looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @arctic temple died.

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@livid shuttle dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@slender quarry accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @slender quarry died.

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@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@trail loom was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @trail loom died.

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@long vine won in a fight against @hardy patio by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@raw moss drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@carmine cairn declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @carmine cairn's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@long vine went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@livid shuttle woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @raw moss found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @livid shuttle with bug spray. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine summoned a solar eclipse while @carmine cairn was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @long vine died.

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@raw moss asked @carmine cairn to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 7th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery horizon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 3:38 AM

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hexed notch Mar 14, 2026, 3:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 3:38 AM

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dusty holly Mar 14, 2026, 3:39 AM

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long vine Mar 14, 2026, 3:50 AM

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warped jacinth Mar 14, 2026, 3:59 AM

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ionic willow Mar 14, 2026, 4:21 AM

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signal minnow Mar 14, 2026, 4:27 AM

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proud lava Mar 14, 2026, 4:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 4:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @long vine, @proud lava, @hardy patio, @dusty holly, @livid shuttle, @warped jacinth, @ionic willow, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@raw moss pointed a Shotgun at @carmine cairn and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @raw moss looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @raw moss died.

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@hardy patio started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@warped jacinth was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@signal minnow preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@proud lava's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @proud lava died.

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@dusty holly fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @dusty holly died.

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@hexed notch asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@hexed notch was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@warped jacinth was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @warped jacinth died.

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@ionic willow ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @ionic willow's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @ionic willow died.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @hardy patio with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@hexed notch tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @hexed notch died.

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@signal minnow used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @signal minnow didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@livid shuttle wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@long vine took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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thick steppe Mar 14, 2026, 4:40 AM

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 5:22 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 14, 2026, 5:56 AM

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tight niche Mar 14, 2026, 6:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @thick steppe, @long vine, @zealous citrus, @hardy patio, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, @ionic willow, and @signal minnow
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@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@carmine cairn tried to launch a poison dart frog at @near mortar through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @carmine cairn has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @carmine cairn died.

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@hardy patio got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@thick steppe angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @thick steppe's floating house. @thick steppe died.

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@late stone stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @late stone died.

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@livid shuttle started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @livid shuttle suddenly didn't feel so good. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @ionic willow diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@near mortar accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @ionic willow was watching. @near mortar died.

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@hexed notch invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@ionic willow picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @ionic willow died.

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@signal minnow ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @signal minnow died.

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@long vine gazed at clouds with @hexed notch. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@tight niche befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@hardy patio searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@zealous citrus and @hexed notch spotted a Demon Scythe on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@long vine had a wholesome reunion with @hardy patio, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@zealous citrus breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @zealous citrus died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @hexed notch, @hardy patio leaned away and farted.

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@long vine used a Medusa Head on @hexed notch and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @long vine soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @hardy patio died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @hardy patio
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @late stone

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 14, 2026, 6:38 AM

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amber ermine Mar 14, 2026, 7:11 AM

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arctic temple Mar 14, 2026, 7:23 AM

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 7:24 AM

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brave shore Mar 14, 2026, 7:25 AM

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orchid scaffold Mar 14, 2026, 7:27 AM

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stray hill Mar 14, 2026, 7:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 14, 2026, 7:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @amber ermine, @clever mason, @stray hill, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@hardy patio got a piggyback ride from @long vine, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @amber ermine died.

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@orchid scaffold became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@clever mason was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @clever mason died.

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@arctic temple tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @arctic temple died.

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The Demolitionist told @hardy patio that it was a good day to die. @hardy patio thought so too. @hardy patio died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @stray hill needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @stray hill. @stray hill died.

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@livid shuttle crafted @orchid scaffold into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @orchid scaffold died.

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@tight niche got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tight niche wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tight niche was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@brave shore started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @brave shore was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @brave shore had ever been in. @brave shore died.

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@livid shuttle "borrowed" @tight niche's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @tight niche's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @livid shuttle could return it.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @livid shuttle's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 5th place: @stray hill
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @clever mason
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 7:37 AM

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 7:48 AM

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lucid hull Mar 14, 2026, 7:50 AM

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amber ermine Mar 14, 2026, 8:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 14, 2026, 8:02 AM

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long vine Mar 14, 2026, 8:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 14, 2026, 8:30 AM

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tight niche Mar 14, 2026, 8:30 AM

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hexed notch Mar 14, 2026, 8:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 14, 2026, 9:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@lucid hull, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@hexed notch went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@lucid hull ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @lucid hull died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @arctic temple accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@long vine just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Laser Drill to literally bore @amber ermine to death. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @raw moss, who silenced @livid shuttle by filling their hiding place with water. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple sniped @tight niche with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @arctic temple, it was opposite day. @arctic temple died.

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@hardy patio painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@hexed notch played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @hexed notch died.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tranquil wyvern found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@long vine zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@long vine shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @long vine died.

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@tight niche invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid hull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 9:38 AM

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 9:39 AM

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hexed notch Mar 14, 2026, 9:39 AM

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lucid hull Mar 14, 2026, 9:42 AM

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long vine Mar 14, 2026, 9:45 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 14, 2026, 10:01 AM

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thick steppe Mar 14, 2026, 10:02 AM

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tight niche Mar 14, 2026, 10:27 AM

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arctic temple Mar 14, 2026, 10:42 AM

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jolly swift Mar 14, 2026, 10:47 AM

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brave shore Mar 14, 2026, 10:52 AM

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little storm Mar 14, 2026, 11:00 AM

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 11:09 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 14, 2026, 11:16 AM

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craggy cargo Mar 14, 2026, 11:18 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @lucid hull, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @thick steppe, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @craggy cargo, @little storm, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The sun burnt @craggy cargo into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@raw moss hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@thick steppe performed open heart surgery on @jolly swift, even though @jolly swift never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @jolly swift died.

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@thick steppe smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @thick steppe died.

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@long vine used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @long vine died.

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@tight niche had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@arctic temple accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@hardy patio was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @hardy patio die

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@craggy cargo began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @craggy cargo died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@little storm was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @little storm died.

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@brave shore threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@arctic temple drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @steel sentinel mopped @arctic temple up with a tissue. @arctic temple died.

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@hexed notch tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @hexed notch was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @hexed notch died.

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@brave shore took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@lucid hull heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @lucid hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@tranquil wyvern pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@livid shuttle gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tight niche had the high ground, but @raw moss just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @tight niche toppling to their doom. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@brave shore summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @raw moss alive. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid hull
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 11:39 AM

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 11:39 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 14, 2026, 11:48 AM

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near mortar Mar 14, 2026, 11:56 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 14, 2026, 11:57 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 14, 2026, 11:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 14, 2026, 11:57 AM

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long vine Mar 14, 2026, 12:02 PM

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jolly swift Mar 14, 2026, 12:04 PM

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hexed notch Mar 14, 2026, 12:21 PM

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dusty holly Mar 14, 2026, 12:22 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @zealous citrus, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, and @near mortar
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@near mortar found some soup in their fly.

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@zealous citrus handed @raw moss a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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@hexed notch traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @hardy patio. @hardy patio died.

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@dusty holly made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@jolly swift tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@livid shuttle went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @livid shuttle died.

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@dusty holly was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @tranquil wyvern tried putting @dusty holly back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @dusty holly died.

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@near mortar tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @zealous citrus's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @near mortar died.

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@hexed notch accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @hexed notch died.

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@tight niche attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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There once was a @zealous citrus who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @zealous citrus's insides, and all the animals were freed. @zealous citrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @tranquil wyvern's head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@long vine ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tight niche won by breaking @steel sentinel's spine. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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tight niche Mar 14, 2026, 1:27 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 1:28 PM

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jolly swift Mar 14, 2026, 1:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @dusty holly, @livid shuttle, and @cerulean mauve
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@raw moss lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @raw moss died.

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@long vine suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@dusty holly murdered @proud lava by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @proud lava died.

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@cerulean mauve was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@dusty holly's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @dusty holly died.

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@cerulean mauve sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @cerulean mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to throw a Chlorophyte Partisan at @livid shuttle before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@jolly swift was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @jolly swift tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel swung a Copper Shortsword at @livid shuttle and missed. However, @livid shuttle acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @steel sentinel to receive a yellow card.

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@tranquil wyvern aimed a spinning toy at @carmine cairn, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@tight niche painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@tranquil wyvern built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel cornered @livid shuttle at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @livid shuttle started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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After eating supper together, @carmine cairn betrayed @livid shuttle in exchange for 30 silver coins. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@steel sentinel's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Gold Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Hellwing Bow's string broke, and their Spectre Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@carmine cairn had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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There was a snake in @tight niche's boot! @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @steel sentinel lived.

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@carmine cairn forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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dusty holly Mar 14, 2026, 1:38 PM

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tight niche Mar 14, 2026, 2:26 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lucid hull, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @thick steppe, @dusky gull, @steel sentinel, @dusty holly, @late stone, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
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@late stone ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@cerulean mauve saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tight niche ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @tight niche, @slender quarry broke their fall with their own body. @slender quarry died.

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@dusty holly died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @dusty holly died.

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@dusky gull and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @lucid hull was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@late stone swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @late stone died.

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@carmine cairn won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@cerulean mauve woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @cerulean mauve died.

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@near mortar was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @near mortar died.

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@lucid hull wrote @dusky gull's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @dusky gull died.

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@thick steppe panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @thick steppe died.

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@lucid hull was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @lucid hull died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @tight niche up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @tight niche off said cliff. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn threw a Stink Potion at @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel threw a Toxic Flask right back. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @lucid hull
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @dusky gull
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @dusty holly

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cerulean mauve Mar 14, 2026, 2:36 PM

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near mortar Mar 14, 2026, 2:38 PM

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lucid hull Mar 14, 2026, 2:40 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 14, 2026, 2:45 PM

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slender quarry Mar 14, 2026, 2:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 14, 2026, 2:59 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 14, 2026, 3:05 PM

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hexed notch Mar 14, 2026, 3:26 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 3:28 PM

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tight niche Mar 14, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @lucid hull, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, @cerulean mauve, and @near mortar
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@near mortar ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@grizzled canopy didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @grizzled canopy died.

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@dusty holly touched @cerulean mauve's gun without permission. @dusty holly died.

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@cerulean mauve followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @cerulean mauve died.

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@carmine cairn looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@slender quarry practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@steel sentinel was furious at @livid shuttle for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @steel sentinel's special someone!

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@tight niche wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@slender quarry was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tight niche stopped them in time.

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@near mortar was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @near mortar dried.

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@carmine cairn tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @carmine cairn extremely rich.

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@livid shuttle flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @hexed notch's back, which then integrated itself into @hexed notch's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@lucid hull tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tight niche found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@steel sentinel created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@livid shuttle was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@hexed notch tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@lucid hull ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @lucid hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @slender quarry had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@steel sentinel built a floating city and named it "England".

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@carmine cairn took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @hexed notch and @livid shuttle ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@tight niche solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@slender quarry was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @slender quarry died.

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@steel sentinel was briefly jumpscared by @hexed notch wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@tight niche opened the front door and saw @tranquil wyvern trying to murder the Guide. @tight niche slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@hexed notch always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@carmine cairn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@steel sentinel tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@tight niche got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid hull
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @cerulean mauve

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dusty holly Mar 14, 2026, 3:41 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 14, 2026, 3:44 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 14, 2026, 3:47 PM

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upbeat magnet Mar 14, 2026, 4:18 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 14, 2026, 4:18 PM

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signal minnow Mar 14, 2026, 4:22 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 4:24 PM

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tight niche Mar 14, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @upbeat magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @remote glen, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @livid shuttle, @dusty holly, and @signal minnow
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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tight niche in disguise.

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@tranquil wyvern opportunistically attacked @remote glen with a Star Wrath while their cell phone was ringing. @remote glen died.

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@grizzled canopy found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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While riding on minecart rails, @grizzled canopy accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @grizzled canopy died.

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@steel sentinel shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@livid shuttle underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@tight niche struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@carmine cairn wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@dusty holly hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@upbeat magnet watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@signal minnow took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@tranquil wyvern started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@dusty holly drank a Molotov Cocktail. @dusty holly died.

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@upbeat magnet drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @upbeat magnet died.

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@signal minnow challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @signal minnow died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @tranquil wyvern's mind right in front of their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@carmine cairn learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @remote glen

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dusty holly Mar 14, 2026, 5:59 PM

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wet merlin Mar 14, 2026, 6:33 PM

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 6:40 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @dusty holly, @livid shuttle, @worn tangle, and @wet merlin
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@worn tangle tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@slender quarry wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @slender quarry died.

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@steel sentinel got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@grizzled canopy tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @grizzled canopy's mouth.

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@carmine cairn went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @carmine cairn's canvas.

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@hexed notch spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@tight niche asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @exotic saddle, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @tight niche to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @tight niche died.

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@livid shuttle had @amber ermine lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, this wasn't a magic show. @amber ermine died.

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@wet merlin used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@exotic saddle did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @exotic saddle died.

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Rumors started spreading that @livid shuttle was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @livid shuttle.

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@grizzled canopy read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @grizzled canopy died.

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@dusty holly was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @dusty holly died.

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@livid shuttle felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@worn tangle merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@hexed notch started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @raw moss forced them to put in some more effort.

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@steel sentinel and @worn tangle were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@wet merlin tried to use forbidden magic to erase @carmine cairn from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @carmine cairn die, so nothing actually happened.

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@hexed notch made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @worn tangle walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@wet merlin invited @raw moss to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @wet merlin was mauled by wolves. @wet merlin died.

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@steel sentinel tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@hexed notch gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@worn tangle fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @worn tangle died.

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@raw moss carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Mar 14, 2026, 7:41 PM

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 7:42 PM

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wet merlin Mar 14, 2026, 8:02 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 14, 2026, 8:03 PM

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brave shore Mar 14, 2026, 8:17 PM

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trail loom Mar 14, 2026, 8:22 PM

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idle sky Mar 14, 2026, 8:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 8:29 PM

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dusty holly Mar 14, 2026, 8:48 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 14, 2026, 8:51 PM

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static trout Mar 14, 2026, 8:51 PM

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velvet cipher Mar 14, 2026, 8:57 PM

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glacial totem Mar 14, 2026, 9:13 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 9:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 14, 2026, 9:25 PM

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honest pine Mar 14, 2026, 9:28 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @honest pine, @static trout, @velvet cipher, @raw moss, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @dusty holly, @vagrant jolt, @brave shore, @idle sky, and @wet merlin
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@static trout hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @static trout died.

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Poor @brave shore. @brave shore keeps getting pinged over and over again. @brave shore is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @brave shore. @brave shore. @brave shore.

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@glacial totem tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @glacial totem is now bald.

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@grizzled canopy shot a sand block at @dusty holly with a Sandgun, but @dusty holly managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@velvet cipher thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @velvet cipher died.

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@trail loom moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @trail loom died.

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@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth with @carmine cairn's shoelaces.

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@honest pine was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@steel sentinel fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss caused @glacial totem to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@honest pine modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@grizzled canopy tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@grizzled canopy tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @grizzled canopy died.

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@dusty holly accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @dusty holly died.

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@vagrant jolt swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @vagrant jolt died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @idle sky accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @idle sky died.

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@brave shore ripped @wet merlin's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @wet merlin. @wet merlin died.

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@glacial totem activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern fired their bow at @carmine cairn, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tranquil wyvern gave up.

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@honest pine vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @honest pine died.

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@raw moss somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @carmine cairn

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@tranquil wyvern tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @raw moss, but it refused to listen because @carmine cairn didn't have enough badges.

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@carmine cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@raw moss purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@carmine cairn forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant jolt
100 points go to 10th place: @dusty holly

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle Mar 14, 2026, 9:39 PM

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 9:40 PM

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wet merlin Mar 14, 2026, 9:55 PM

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gray sky Mar 14, 2026, 10:06 PM

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glacial totem Mar 14, 2026, 10:06 PM

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dusty holly Mar 14, 2026, 10:09 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 14, 2026, 10:26 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 14, 2026, 10:28 PM

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hardy patio Mar 14, 2026, 10:32 PM

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hidden iron Mar 14, 2026, 10:35 PM

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static trout Mar 14, 2026, 10:43 PM

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brave shore Mar 14, 2026, 11:21 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @hidden iron, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @dusty holly, @brave shore, @cerulean mauve, and @wet merlin
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@glacial totem kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @glacial totem to death with an ice cream spoon. @glacial totem died.

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@hardy patio threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @static trout would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @static trout died.

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@dusty holly found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@hidden iron and @brave shore had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @cerulean mauve sped up the process by stabbing @hidden iron. @hidden iron died.

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@wet merlin tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@raw moss's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@exotic saddle and @gray sky played catch with a Paladin. @exotic saddle accidentally fumbled a catch. @exotic saddle died.

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@cerulean mauve came out of @raw moss's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@wet merlin was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@gray sky went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @gray sky died.

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After years of research, @dusty holly found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @dusty holly died.

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@cerulean mauve was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @cerulean mauve died.

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@brave shore’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@hardy patio tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@carmine cairn fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @raw moss and @wet merlin to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@brave shore wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@brave shore tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@hardy patio, @raw moss and @wet merlin played hot potato with a grenade. @wet merlin forgot to pass it on. @wet merlin died.

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@hardy patio accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@brave shore was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@hardy patio attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @carmine cairn watched the carnage from a safe distance. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@raw moss snuck up behind @carmine cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @raw moss decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@raw moss flexed so hard on @carmine cairn that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @dusty holly
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @hidden iron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 14, 2026, 11:37 PM

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static trout Mar 14, 2026, 11:46 PM

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glacial totem Mar 15, 2026, 12:00 AM

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trim heron Mar 15, 2026, 12:01 AM

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hardy patio Mar 15, 2026, 12:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 12:16 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Mar 15, 2026, 12:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 12:25 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 15, 2026, 12:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 12:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cerulean mauve Mar 15, 2026, 12:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 12:29 AM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

near mortar Mar 15, 2026, 12:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 12:48 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Mar 15, 2026, 1:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 1:09 AM

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@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Mar 15, 2026, 1:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 1:21 AM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 15, 2026, 1:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 1:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

carmine cairn Mar 15, 2026, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 15, 2026, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @thick steppe, @long vine, @hardy patio, @brave shore, @trim heron, @cerulean mauve, @near mortar, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tight niche's minecart. @glacial totem died.

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@signal minnow used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@static trout trash talked @near mortar, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @static trout suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @static trout died.

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@trim heron was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @trim heron died.

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@raw moss fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@thick steppe stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@brave shore discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@hardy patio drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@cerulean mauve and @signal minnow built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@hardy patio decisively vanquished @cerulean mauve through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @cerulean mauve died.

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@thick steppe thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@long vine and @near mortar got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@near mortar burst with happiness, quite literally. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@tight niche and @signal minnow relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@raw moss boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@thick steppe invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@carmine cairn wanted to start a band, and recruited @hardy patio as their keyboard player. @hardy patio showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@brave shore started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@thick steppe was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @thick steppe died.

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@signal minnow felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @raw moss took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@signal minnow caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @signal minnow died.

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@tight niche started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @brave shore died.

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@hardy patio tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@raw moss drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn pickpocketed @long vine, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@long vine was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @cerulean mauve

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Mar 15, 2026, 1:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 1:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 1:57 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 15, 2026, 2:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 2:04 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusty holly Mar 15, 2026, 2:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 2:09 AM

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@dusty holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fair niche Mar 15, 2026, 2:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 2:20 AM

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@fair niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

orchid scaffold Mar 15, 2026, 2:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 2:29 AM

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@orchid scaffold, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 15, 2026, 2:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 2:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Mar 15, 2026, 2:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 2:31 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 15, 2026, 3:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 3:06 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusky gull Mar 15, 2026, 3:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 15, 2026, 3:15 AM

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@dusky gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.