#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 165

gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 12:37 AM

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@hardy patio jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @livid shuttle's mind right in front of their face. @livid shuttle died.

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@zealous citrus didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @zealous citrus died.

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@signal minnow was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @signal minnow died.

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@raw moss obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@fresh trout purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@carmine cairn somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@raw moss learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@fresh trout started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@carmine cairn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @fresh trout also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@fresh trout and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @raw moss sped up the process by stabbing @fresh trout. @fresh trout died.

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@carmine cairn's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 13, 2026, 12:39 AM

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fair niche Mar 13, 2026, 12:39 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 13, 2026, 12:40 AM

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slender quarry Mar 13, 2026, 12:40 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 13, 2026, 12:49 AM

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raw moss Mar 13, 2026, 12:49 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 13, 2026, 1:04 AM

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blissful rover Mar 13, 2026, 1:08 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 13, 2026, 1:12 AM

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hardy patio Mar 13, 2026, 1:15 AM

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signal minnow Mar 13, 2026, 1:15 AM

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velvet cipher Mar 13, 2026, 1:16 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 13, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@zealous citrus, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

tight niche Mar 13, 2026, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @velvet cipher, @raw moss, @long vine, @fair niche, @zealous citrus, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @cerulean mauve, @signal minnow, and @blissful rover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@blissful rover constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@slender quarry decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @slender quarry died.

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@hardy patio dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@zealous citrus verbally roasted @velvet cipher so hard that they burst into flames. @velvet cipher died.

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@long vine started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@fair niche tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @fair niche died.

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@livid shuttle killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@raw moss was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@livid shuttle did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @livid shuttle died.

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@zealous citrus found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@hardy patio tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@raw moss tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @raw moss quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@long vine somehow convinced @cerulean mauve that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @cerulean mauve died.

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@signal minnow was arrested for killing @blissful rover with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @blissful rover died.

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@hardy patio was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @hardy patio died.

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@zealous citrus gazed at clouds with @carmine cairn. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@zealous citrus lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @zealous citrus died.

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@long vine summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@signal minnow was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@signal minnow drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @signal minnow died.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @long vine died.

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@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@carmine cairn got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@raw moss won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@raw moss was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful rover
100 points go to 8th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @fair niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 13, 2026, 1:38 AM

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slender quarry Mar 13, 2026, 1:45 AM

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raw moss Mar 13, 2026, 1:48 AM

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hardy patio Mar 13, 2026, 1:58 AM

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static trout Mar 13, 2026, 2:01 AM

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fair niche Mar 13, 2026, 2:05 AM

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potent talon Mar 13, 2026, 2:12 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 13, 2026, 2:20 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 13, 2026, 2:26 AM

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torn obsidian Mar 13, 2026, 2:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 13, 2026, 2:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 13, 2026, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 2:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @raw moss, @torn obsidian, @fluid charm, @long vine, @fair niche, @zealous citrus, @hardy patio, @potent talon, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @static trout's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @static trout died.

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@fair niche theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@slender quarry touched @cerulean mauve's gun without permission. @slender quarry died.

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@torn obsidian used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@fluid charm started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @fluid charm died.

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@long vine trapped @tight niche in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tight niche managed to escape regardless.

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@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@carmine cairn shot @long vine to death with a finger gun. @long vine died.

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@fair niche went down @potent talon's chimney to deliver presents, but @potent talon's fireplace was still in use. @fair niche died.

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@tight niche made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@zealous citrus donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@cerulean mauve returned to their house, only to find that @raw moss had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@hardy patio considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@zealous citrus recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@potent talon's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @potent talon died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @cerulean mauve. Apparently, not that many. @cerulean mauve died.

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@raw moss spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @torn obsidian. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche spiced up @torn obsidian's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @torn obsidian died.

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@hardy patio and @carmine cairn were having a nice picnic on the beach when @tight niche stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@zealous citrus made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@zealous citrus angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @zealous citrus died.

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@hardy patio drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@hardy patio gave @tight niche a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tight niche gave @hardy patio a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tight niche, but it refused to listen because @carmine cairn didn't have enough badges.

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@carmine cairn ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@tight niche built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@carmine cairn accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @tight niche was watching. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @torn obsidian
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @fair niche
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 13, 2026, 2:40 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 13, 2026, 2:43 AM

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long vine Mar 13, 2026, 2:44 AM

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slender quarry Mar 13, 2026, 2:47 AM

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signal minnow Mar 13, 2026, 3:23 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

sand portal Mar 13, 2026, 4:12 AM

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hexed notch Mar 13, 2026, 4:20 AM

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proud lava Mar 13, 2026, 4:23 AM

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brave shore Mar 13, 2026, 4:29 AM

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ionic willow Mar 13, 2026, 4:29 AM

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orchid scaffold Mar 13, 2026, 4:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@slender quarry, @hexed notch, @sand portal, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @proud lava, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @cerulean mauve, @signal minnow, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@slender quarry received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @slender quarry died.

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@orchid scaffold used an Inferno Fork to eat. @cerulean mauve thought they didn't notice, but @orchid scaffold just really likes spicy food.

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@hexed notch took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @hexed notch died.

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@brave shore wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@ionic willow poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@long vine somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@signal minnow bragged to @proud lava about their combat skills. @proud lava didn't really know @signal minnow and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@sand portal wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @sand portal's head. @sand portal died.

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@proud lava tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @proud lava's brains. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @cerulean mauve died.

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@hardy patio was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @hardy patio suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@ionic willow tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @ionic willow died.

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@brave shore fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@orchid scaffold explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @orchid scaffold died.

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@hardy patio woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @hardy patio died.

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@signal minnow and @long vine were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@long vine ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@brave shore handed @signal minnow a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @signal minnow died.

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@long vine wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@brave shore tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @sand portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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vernal arrow Mar 13, 2026, 4:38 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 13, 2026, 4:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 13, 2026, 4:43 AM

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long vine Mar 13, 2026, 5:02 AM

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raw moss Mar 13, 2026, 5:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 5:16 AM

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potent talon Mar 13, 2026, 5:27 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 5:27 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 13, 2026, 5:27 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Mar 13, 2026, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 5:30 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 13, 2026, 5:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 5:31 AM

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@zealous citrus, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

pallid spindle Mar 13, 2026, 6:13 AM

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tight niche Mar 13, 2026, 6:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @vernal arrow, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @pallid spindle, @zealous citrus, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @cerulean mauve
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern shot a sand block at @long vine with a Sandgun, but @long vine managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@vernal arrow got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @vernal arrow died.

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@cerulean mauve started rallying for goblin rights.

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@tight niche tried to kill @zealous citrus with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@pallid spindle was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @pallid spindle died.

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@brave shore finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@potent talon rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @cerulean mauve died.

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@long vine searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@zealous citrus started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @zealous citrus died.

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@raw moss found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tight niche died.

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@long vine embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @long vine tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @pallid spindle

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@amber ermine drank a Molotov Cocktail. @amber ermine died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @cerulean mauve would soon die a gruesome death. @cerulean mauve ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@livid shuttle accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@arctic temple was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@waxen marlin tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @waxen marlin died.

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@arctic temple was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @arctic temple died.

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@tight niche tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@raw moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@upbeat magnet ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@cerulean mauve made fun of @long vine for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @long vine shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @cerulean mauve died.

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@upbeat magnet tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @upbeat magnet. @upbeat magnet died.

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@livid shuttle took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@brave shore fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@tight niche crafted @long vine into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @long vine died.

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@brave shore stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche had a wholesome reunion with @raw moss, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@raw moss equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fresh trout Mar 13, 2026, 9:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @azure sundial, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @fresh trout, @little storm, @waxen marlin, and @arctic temple
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@raw moss tried to assassinate @upbeat magnet, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@azure sundial tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @azure sundial died.

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@arctic temple found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @arctic temple headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@tranquil wyvern befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@long vine forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @long vine died.

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@waxen marlin hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@little storm used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @little storm died.

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@tight niche stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@waxen marlin tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@arctic temple couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Yellow Phasesaber to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @arctic temple's heart and brain. @arctic temple died.

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@tight niche started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@raw moss performed surgery on a grape.

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@fresh trout wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@fresh trout drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@upbeat magnet spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @upbeat magnet died.

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@tight niche wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@tranquil wyvern’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@fresh trout explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@tranquil wyvern ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@fresh trout started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @fresh trout died.

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@tight niche drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@tranquil wyvern was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 5th place: @upbeat magnet
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 8th place: @little storm
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @azure sundial

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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upbeat magnet Mar 13, 2026, 9:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 10:20 AM

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tight niche Mar 13, 2026, 10:27 AM

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ionic willow Mar 13, 2026, 10:41 AM

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long vine Mar 13, 2026, 10:47 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 13, 2026, 10:54 AM

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amber ermine Mar 13, 2026, 11:07 AM

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upbeat magnet Mar 13, 2026, 11:21 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@lucid hull, @tight niche, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @little storm, @steel sentinel, @zealous citrus, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @ionic willow
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@upbeat magnet multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@gray sky was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @gray sky dried.

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@raw moss's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @raw moss died.

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@long vine was vehicularly manslaughtered by @livid shuttle's minecart. @long vine died.

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@arctic temple made up their own language and used it to threaten @amber ermine, who simply scratched their head.

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@amber ermine received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @amber ermine died.

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@little storm discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @little storm died.

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@ionic willow tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@zealous citrus saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@lucid hull practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@steel sentinel was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @zealous citrus's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @steel sentinel died.

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@tranquil wyvern returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@arctic temple drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@tight niche tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@gray sky accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @gray sky died.

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@arctic temple had a terrible night. @arctic temple died.

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@upbeat magnet got tired of @ionic willow constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @ionic willow died.

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@lucid hull found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tight niche finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@zealous citrus got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@lucid hull called @tranquil wyvern on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @lucid hull died.

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@upbeat magnet and @livid shuttle cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @livid shuttle, because @upbeat magnet was wearing Frost armor.

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@zealous citrus used the power of Flex Tape to stick @upbeat magnet in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @upbeat magnet's suffering to a swift end. @upbeat magnet died.

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@tight niche looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@tranquil wyvern made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@zealous citrus thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @zealous citrus's potions with Red Potions. @zealous citrus died.

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@tight niche was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tight niche let them be.

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@livid shuttle discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche used their Platinum Shortsword to lop off @tranquil wyvern's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tight niche invented golf. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @upbeat magnet
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid hull
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 13, 2026, 11:39 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 13, 2026, 11:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 13, 2026, 11:42 AM

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gray sky Mar 13, 2026, 11:43 AM

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long vine Mar 13, 2026, 12:02 PM

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arctic temple Mar 13, 2026, 12:05 PM

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worn tangle Mar 13, 2026, 12:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 13, 2026, 12:29 PM

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amber ermine Mar 13, 2026, 1:19 PM

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hexed notch Mar 13, 2026, 1:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @zealous citrus, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @worn tangle
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@hexed notch invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@raw moss opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @raw moss's neck. @raw moss died.

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@zealous citrus spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@gray sky learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @long vine found out that @gray sky meant "killer" in the literal sense. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@amber ermine tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @amber ermine then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@arctic temple threw @livid shuttle into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @arctic temple a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @livid shuttle died.

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@worn tangle drew swords on the ground. @arctic temple started stomping all over them. Furious, @worn tangle picked one up and stabbed @arctic temple with it.. @arctic temple died.

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@zealous citrus tried attacking @hexed notch, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@gray sky and @worn tangle were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @gray sky suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @worn tangle turned around to look. @worn tangle died.

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@zealous citrus tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@hexed notch and @tranquil wyvern were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @hexed notch, but left @tranquil wyvern alone because they smelled funny. @hexed notch died.

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@zealous citrus dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @zealous citrus died.

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@gray sky forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @tight niche wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@tight niche chased @tranquil wyvern with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @gray sky
150 points go to 4th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @worn tangle
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @fathom barn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @zealous citrus, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @whole tartan, and @near mortar
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@carmine cairn flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @carmine cairn died.

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@amber ermine became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @livid shuttle died.

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@whole tartan dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @whole tartan died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @tight niche was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@turbid skiff tried to kill @jolly swift, but failed to ask for consent.

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@near mortar stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @near mortar died.

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@fathom barn took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @fathom barn died.

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@long vine literally impeached @zealous citrus by squashing them under a giant peach. @zealous citrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tranquil wyvern quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@hexed notch complained that they had no life, so @turbid skiff used a Life Drain to take @jolly swift's life and give it to @hexed notch. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tight niche was the chicken. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hexed notch and @turbid skiff had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@long vine played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@turbid skiff captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@tight niche spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@hexed notch put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@long vine tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @long vine died.

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@tight niche 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @hexed notch to death. @hexed notch died.

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@tight niche used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@tight niche found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @turbid skiff died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @turbid skiff
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @whole tartan

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tight niche Mar 13, 2026, 3:17 PM

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tight niche Mar 13, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @grizzled canopy, and @livid shuttle
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@tranquil wyvern forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@glacial totem was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @glacial totem died.

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@proud lava cut through @slender quarry with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @slender quarry died.

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@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@grizzled canopy tied up @amber ermine and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @amber ermine to die. However, @amber ermine managed to escape from their bonds.

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@long vine rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @livid shuttle. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @proud lava died.

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@grizzled canopy tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @grizzled canopy died.

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@livid shuttle tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tight niche tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@carmine cairn recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @carmine cairn concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@carmine cairn was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled canopy
150 points go to 6th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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fresh trout Mar 13, 2026, 4:18 PM

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proud lava Mar 13, 2026, 4:18 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 13, 2026, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 13, 2026, 4:28 PM

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signal minnow Mar 13, 2026, 4:29 PM

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amber ermine Mar 13, 2026, 4:38 PM

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light pendant Mar 13, 2026, 4:42 PM

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frail river Mar 13, 2026, 4:43 PM

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jolly swift Mar 13, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @light pendant, @slender quarry, @lucid hull, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @fresh trout, @grizzled canopy, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @frail river, and @signal minnow
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@amber ermine and @light pendant found themselves falling from a considerable height. @amber ermine landed in a pool of water. @light pendant did not. @light pendant died.

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@slender quarry wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @slender quarry turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @slender quarry died.

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@amber ermine wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tight niche wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @amber ermine killed the Traveling Merchant first. @amber ermine died.

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@lucid hull became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@livid shuttle tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@waxen marlin drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@carmine cairn made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @proud lava. @proud lava died.

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@frail river discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@exotic saddle hid from @jolly swift by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@waxen marlin baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@lucid hull murdered @jolly swift with a knife, but it was actually @exotic saddle in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @lucid hull didn't care that much. @exotic saddle died.

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@fresh trout was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @fresh trout died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @tight niche was the trumpet, @livid shuttle was the clarinetist, @frail river was the drummer, and @grizzled canopy was the drum. @grizzled canopy died.

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@frail river walked into a bar. @livid shuttle laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@waxen marlin started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @waxen marlin died.

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@lucid hull tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@livid shuttle followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@carmine cairn stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@frail river drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @frail river died.

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@signal minnow rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @signal minnow's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@lucid hull was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @lucid hull died.

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@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@signal minnow spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @jolly swift. @signal minnow died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @lucid hull
150 points go to 6th place: @frail river
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lucid hull Mar 13, 2026, 5:38 PM

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light pendant Mar 13, 2026, 5:38 PM

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slender quarry Mar 13, 2026, 5:40 PM

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frail river Mar 13, 2026, 5:41 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 13, 2026, 5:44 PM

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glacial totem Mar 13, 2026, 5:45 PM

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signal minnow Mar 13, 2026, 5:52 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 13, 2026, 6:04 PM

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hexed notch Mar 13, 2026, 6:10 PM

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jolly swift Mar 13, 2026, 6:23 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 13, 2026, 6:27 PM

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worn tangle Mar 13, 2026, 6:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @light pendant, @lucid hull, @slender quarry, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @grizzled canopy, @worn tangle, @frail river, and @signal minnow
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@worn tangle crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @worn tangle's entire body.

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@jolly swift teleported behind @glacial totem using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@jolly swift stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @jolly swift died.

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@lucid hull started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @lucid hull died.

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@carmine cairn was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@exotic saddle received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@signal minnow activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@slender quarry was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @slender quarry died.

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@frail river consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@exotic saddle planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@signal minnow spiced up @exotic saddle's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @exotic saddle died.

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@grizzled canopy fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @grizzled canopy died.

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@frail river curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @frail river in half. @frail river died.

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@light pendant landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @light pendant accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @light pendant died.

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@signal minnow was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @hexed notch's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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After partying all night, @tranquil wyvern was shot by @worn tangle in a swimming pool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@signal minnow obscured @carmine cairn's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @carmine cairn escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@signal minnow started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @signal minnow died.

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@worn tangle thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @worn tangle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @worn tangle
250 points go to 3rd place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @light pendant
100 points go to 7th place: @frail river
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @static trout, @slender quarry, @lucid hull, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @hardy patio, @grizzled canopy, @late stone, and @worn tangle
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@amber ermine wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@static trout started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @static trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@slender quarry took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @slender quarry died.

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@grizzled canopy tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@late stone tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@hexed notch realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@hardy patio took aim at @raw moss from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@worn tangle told @tranquil wyvern to bite the dust. In response, @tranquil wyvern took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@hexed notch tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@raw moss comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@raw moss was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @raw moss died.

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@lucid hull and @grizzled canopy huddled around @late stone to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @late stone's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@amber ermine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @amber ermine died.

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@hardy patio went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @hardy patio died.

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@late stone stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @late stone blinked first.

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@lucid hull tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@grizzled canopy tried to get @worn tangle to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @grizzled canopy died.

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@jolly swift stole @hexed notch's lemons. @hexed notch got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @jolly swift's house down.

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@late stone played rock-paper-scissors with @jolly swift. @late stone played paper. @jolly swift played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @late stone was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @late stone died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @worn tangle had a very merry unbirthday party together. @hexed notch found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@hexed notch told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @hexed notch died.

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@jolly swift set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@lucid hull went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@worn tangle shot @tranquil wyvern with a Water Gun. @tranquil wyvern shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@lucid hull recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@jolly swift disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @lucid hull, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @lucid hull died.

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@jolly swift got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @worn tangle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @worn tangle
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @lucid hull
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @late stone
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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slender quarry Mar 13, 2026, 7:49 PM

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late stone Mar 13, 2026, 7:57 PM

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raw moss Mar 13, 2026, 8:00 PM

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hardy patio Mar 13, 2026, 8:11 PM

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lucid hull Mar 13, 2026, 8:21 PM

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idle sky Mar 13, 2026, 8:25 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 13, 2026, 8:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
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@tranquil wyvern didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @lucid hull's. @lucid hull died.

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@slender quarry built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @slender quarry died.

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@grizzled canopy took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @grizzled canopy died.

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@late stone started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @late stone died.

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@idle sky accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @idle sky died. @idle sky died. @idle sky died. @idle sky died.

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@unkempt oak sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @unkempt oak died.

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@tranquil wyvern's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @hardy patio probably liked trains a bit too much. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt oak
150 points go to 6th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 7th place: @late stone
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid hull

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raw moss Mar 13, 2026, 8:36 PM

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proud lava Mar 13, 2026, 8:37 PM

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slender quarry Mar 13, 2026, 8:41 PM

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trail loom Mar 13, 2026, 8:52 PM

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glass vine Mar 13, 2026, 8:58 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 13, 2026, 9:15 PM

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static trout Mar 13, 2026, 9:27 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 13, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @trail loom, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @fresh trout, @glass vine, @hardy patio, @grizzled canopy, @unkempt oak, and @late stone
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@static trout was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @static trout died.

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@raw moss fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @raw moss died.

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@slender quarry practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @fresh trout and @trail loom got their chainsaws ready.

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@unkempt oak's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @unkempt oak! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@proud lava was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@exotic saddle drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @exotic saddle died.

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@proud lava got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @hardy patio got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @proud lava died.

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@unkempt oak got tired of @glass vine trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @glass vine at a Sawmill. @glass vine died.

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@grizzled canopy declared war on emus. The emus won. @grizzled canopy died.

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@trail loom drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@carmine cairn and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @carmine cairn's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@slender quarry went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@fresh trout created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @fresh trout's artistic genius.

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@unkempt oak wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@late stone wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @late stone through the wall. @late stone died.

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@slender quarry's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @slender quarry died.

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@carmine cairn was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@unkempt oak went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @unkempt oak died.

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@fresh trout drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@trail loom underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@hardy patio found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@fresh trout tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@carmine cairn tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@hardy patio asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @hardy patio died.

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@fresh trout realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @fresh trout died.

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@trail loom was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @trail loom died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt oak
150 points go to 6th place: @slender quarry
100 points go to 7th place: @late stone
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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late stone Mar 13, 2026, 9:39 PM

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unkempt oak Mar 13, 2026, 9:39 PM

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raw moss Mar 13, 2026, 9:41 PM

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trail loom Mar 13, 2026, 9:45 PM

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slender quarry Mar 13, 2026, 9:46 PM

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hardy patio Mar 13, 2026, 9:50 PM

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long vine Mar 13, 2026, 9:51 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 13, 2026, 10:10 PM

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deft ocean Mar 13, 2026, 10:16 PM

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trail loom Mar 13, 2026, 10:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 13, 2026, 10:24 PM

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glass vine Mar 13, 2026, 10:25 PM

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blazing sparrow Mar 13, 2026, 10:27 PM

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brave shore Mar 13, 2026, 10:27 PM

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worn tangle Mar 13, 2026, 10:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @blazing sparrow, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @glass vine, @deft ocean, @hardy patio, @late stone, @unkempt oak, @brave shore, @worn tangle, and @cerulean mauve
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@glass vine walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@long vine decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@deft ocean was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@slender quarry wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@slender quarry tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @slender quarry died.

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@blazing sparrow started blocking @hardy patio's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@unkempt oak used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@worn tangle hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@cerulean mauve started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @brave shore and @exotic saddle out.

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@exotic saddle was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @exotic saddle died.

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@glass vine drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @glass vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @carmine cairn didn't know that.

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@deft ocean killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@hardy patio used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@deft ocean tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @deft ocean died.

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@late stone wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @late stone died.

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@raw moss was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@blazing sparrow blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @blazing sparrow's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@cerulean mauve used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @cerulean mauve died.

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@trail loom entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@blazing sparrow picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @blazing sparrow died.

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@unkempt oak considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@hardy patio used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@unkempt oak tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @unkempt oak died.

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@hardy patio's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @hardy patio died.

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@trail loom wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @trail loom died.

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@brave shore looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@long vine returned to their house, only to find that @carmine cairn had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@worn tangle touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@raw moss felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @carmine cairn setting explosives beneath them. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@brave shore kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @brave shore red. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@long vine tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @long vine died.

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@worn tangle started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @worn tangle is still slurping that noodle.

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@worn tangle got burninated by Tim. @worn tangle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @worn tangle
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @unkempt oak
100 points go to 9th place: @blazing sparrow
100 points go to 10th place: @cerulean mauve

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

cerulean mauve Mar 13, 2026, 10:41 PM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

late stone Mar 13, 2026, 10:42 PM

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trail loom Mar 13, 2026, 10:43 PM

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raw moss Mar 13, 2026, 10:44 PM

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slender quarry Mar 13, 2026, 10:46 PM

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long vine Mar 13, 2026, 10:47 PM

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arctic temple Mar 13, 2026, 10:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 10:50 PM

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fair meteor Mar 13, 2026, 10:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 10:54 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 13, 2026, 10:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 10:56 PM

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amber ermine Mar 13, 2026, 11:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 11:01 PM

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fiery horizon Mar 13, 2026, 11:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 11:09 PM

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@fiery horizon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quasi raptor Mar 13, 2026, 11:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 11:21 PM

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@quasi raptor, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Mar 13, 2026, 11:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 11:24 PM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@slender quarry, @fiery horizon, @raw moss, @fair meteor, @trail loom, @long vine, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @quasi raptor, @late stone, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@quasi raptor sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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While @slender quarry looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @slender quarry died.

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@fiery horizon got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @fiery horizon died.

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@fair meteor equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @fair meteor died.

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@exotic saddle explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@arctic temple reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @trail loom in a Fish costume.

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@amber ermine tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@exotic saddle got impaled by Mourning Wood. @exotic saddle died.

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@quasi raptor was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@long vine saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@cerulean mauve invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@late stone pulled out their Purple Phasesaber and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @late stone pulled out a vacuum instead.

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Out of boredom, @arctic temple used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@quasi raptor put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@quasi raptor died.

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@late stone joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@raw moss put two forward slashes in front of @late stone and commented them out of existence. @late stone died.

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@long vine and @arctic temple started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @long vine took out their actual shotgun. @arctic temple died.

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@signal minnow ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@trail loom met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @trail loom ended up completely fine.

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@cerulean mauve built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.