#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 164

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 1:56 AM

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 2:29 AM

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static trout Mar 12, 2026, 2:49 AM

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blissful rover Mar 12, 2026, 2:51 AM

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hexed fiber Mar 12, 2026, 2:58 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 3:15 AM

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arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 3:24 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @fair niche, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, @arctic temple, @frail river, and @blissful rover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @static trout died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @arctic temple flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@exotic saddle took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@fair niche followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @fair niche died.

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@livid shuttle tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @livid shuttle was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed fiber's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @frail river and @long vine's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @hexed fiber died.

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@exotic saddle wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@arctic temple failed to properly hydrate. @arctic temple died.

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@blissful rover and @frail river were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @blissful rover suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @frail river turned around to look. @frail river died.

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@tight niche asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@carmine cairn pointed a wooden wand at @exotic saddle and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@long vine lulled @exotic saddle into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @exotic saddle died.

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@blissful rover panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @blissful rover died.

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@tight niche kept talking, but stopped after @long vine held up their hand. @long vine demonstrated the power of the Force.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @carmine cairn knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@long vine tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tight niche in disguise. @long vine died.

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@tight niche used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful rover
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @frail river
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle Mar 12, 2026, 3:37 AM

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raw moss Mar 12, 2026, 3:38 AM

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arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 3:40 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 12, 2026, 3:41 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 12, 2026, 4:06 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 4:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 4:15 AM

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gray sky Mar 12, 2026, 4:20 AM

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fiery horizon Mar 12, 2026, 4:27 AM

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long vine Mar 12, 2026, 4:33 AM

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ionic willow Mar 12, 2026, 4:44 AM

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trim heron Mar 12, 2026, 4:51 AM

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brave shore Mar 12, 2026, 5:01 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 12, 2026, 5:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 5:30 AM

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iron geode Mar 12, 2026, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 5:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @fiery horizon, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @zealous citrus, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, @trim heron, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@fiery belfry was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@trim heron summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @livid shuttle felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@zealous citrus tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @zealous citrus didn't know that.

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@fiery belfry was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @fiery belfry died.

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@fiery horizon finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @gray sky caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@long vine was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@ionic willow managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@carmine cairn found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@brave shore managed to kill @exotic saddle by doing absolutely nothing. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@gray sky got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @gray sky died.

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@ionic willow threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @ionic willow unlocked the power of flight!

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Santa Claus asked @fiery horizon what they wanted for Christmas. @fiery horizon replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@long vine watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@livid shuttle tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@livid shuttle tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @arctic temple and @brave shore.

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@trim heron begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@arctic temple woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@arctic temple started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @arctic temple died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@cerulean mauve drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@cerulean mauve wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @trim heron wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @cerulean mauve killed the Traveling Merchant first. @cerulean mauve died.

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@ionic willow consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@raw moss found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@trim heron used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @trim heron. @trim heron died.

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@ionic willow found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @ionic willow died.

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@fiery horizon always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @fiery horizon died.

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@long vine was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @long vine died.

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@zealous citrus was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @zealous citrus died.

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@raw moss hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @brave shore tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery horizon
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @trim heron
100 points go to 9th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Mar 12, 2026, 5:40 AM

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cerulean mauve Mar 12, 2026, 5:40 AM

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raw moss Mar 12, 2026, 5:41 AM

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ionic willow Mar 12, 2026, 5:44 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 12, 2026, 5:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 6:02 AM

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near mortar Mar 12, 2026, 6:08 AM

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hexed notch Mar 12, 2026, 6:20 AM

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frail river Mar 12, 2026, 6:22 AM

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modern plover Mar 12, 2026, 6:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @amber ermine, @modern plover, @zealous citrus, @livid shuttle, @cerulean mauve, @frail river, @near mortar, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine drank sand for 10 hours. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @ionic willow, but they were in broad daylight.

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@modern plover got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @modern plover, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @modern plover died.

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@zealous citrus sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@zealous citrus was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @zealous citrus died.

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@livid shuttle found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @livid shuttle died.

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@cerulean mauve kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @cerulean mauve red. @cerulean mauve died.

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@raw moss went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@frail river learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @frail river died.

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@near mortar tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @near mortar died.

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@hexed notch couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@ionic willow cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @ionic willow's heart! @ionic willow died.

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@hexed notch opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@raw moss found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @raw moss walked out the door.

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@hexed notch felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@hexed notch ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @hexed notch died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed notch
250 points go to 3rd place: @ionic willow
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @frail river
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 12, 2026, 6:37 AM

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glacial totem Mar 12, 2026, 6:58 AM

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lucid hull Mar 12, 2026, 6:59 AM

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modern plover Mar 12, 2026, 7:02 AM

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gray sky Mar 12, 2026, 7:09 AM

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potent talon Mar 12, 2026, 7:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 7:13 AM

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hardy patio Mar 12, 2026, 7:23 AM

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worn tangle Mar 12, 2026, 7:25 AM

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orchid scaffold Mar 12, 2026, 7:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 7:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @lucid hull, @tight niche, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @modern plover, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @worn tangle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem had a dirty mind. Then @modern plover sprayed @glacial totem's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @glacial totem died.

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@hardy patio modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@raw moss launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@worn tangle wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @modern plover killed them. @modern plover died.

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@potent talon read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @potent talon died.

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@gray sky was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@livid shuttle smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@livid shuttle adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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A witch prophesized that @raw moss would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@gray sky was looking kind of dumb after @hardy patio's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @livid shuttle died.

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@lucid hull went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @worn tangle and @orchid scaffold summoned the Impending Doom. @lucid hull died.

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@raw moss told @worn tangle a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @worn tangle died.

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@hardy patio snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@orchid scaffold's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @orchid scaffold to notice them. @orchid scaffold died.

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@hardy patio pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche found the Last Prism. Then @raw moss found another one, meaning that @tight niche's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@raw moss met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @raw moss ended up completely fine.

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@tight niche laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@raw moss tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@tight niche drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @raw moss appeared instead.

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@tight niche adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @raw moss wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @tight niche all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@raw moss took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 5th place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid hull
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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zealous citrus Mar 12, 2026, 7:49 AM

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long vine Mar 12, 2026, 7:54 AM

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raw moss Mar 12, 2026, 7:59 AM

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brave shore Mar 12, 2026, 8:01 AM

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arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 8:10 AM

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floral basalt Mar 12, 2026, 8:23 AM

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thick steppe Mar 12, 2026, 8:23 AM

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orchid scaffold Mar 12, 2026, 8:23 AM

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modern plover Mar 12, 2026, 8:24 AM

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brave shore Mar 12, 2026, 8:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 8:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @thick steppe, @long vine, @amber ermine, @pastel timber, @modern plover, @zealous citrus, @floral basalt, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@raw moss tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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Several players decided to form a band. @orchid scaffold was the trumpet, @tight niche was the clarinetist, @amber ermine was the drummer, and @long vine was the drum. @long vine died.

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@zealous citrus relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@amber ermine was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @amber ermine died.

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@thick steppe drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@modern plover wished for the ability to fly. @floral basalt granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @modern plover died.

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@floral basalt was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @floral basalt died.

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@arctic temple was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @arctic temple died.

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@orchid scaffold ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @orchid scaffold died.

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@pastel timber, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@zealous citrus and @thick steppe farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@zealous citrus traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @zealous citrus did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @zealous citrus died.

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@pastel timber had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @raw moss shot them with an arrow. @pastel timber died.

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@thick steppe vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @thick steppe died.

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@brave shore went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@tight niche thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid scaffold
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @floral basalt
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 12, 2026, 8:38 AM

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frail river Mar 12, 2026, 8:40 AM

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gray sky Mar 12, 2026, 8:45 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 12, 2026, 8:48 AM

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ionic willow Mar 12, 2026, 9:13 AM

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long vine Mar 12, 2026, 9:14 AM

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near mortar Mar 12, 2026, 9:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 9:24 AM

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 9:28 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 12, 2026, 9:29 AM

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amber ermine Mar 12, 2026, 9:39 AM

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brave shore Mar 12, 2026, 9:50 AM

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near mortar Mar 12, 2026, 10:04 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 12, 2026, 10:09 AM

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fiery horizon Mar 12, 2026, 10:12 AM

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proud lava Mar 12, 2026, 10:23 AM

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fiery belfry Mar 12, 2026, 10:30 AM

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unkempt osprey Mar 12, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@tight niche, @fiery horizon, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @zealous citrus, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @frail river, @near mortar, and @ionic willow
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A zombie snuck up on @fiery horizon and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @fiery horizon died.

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@frail river and @raw moss engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @raw moss blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @raw moss died.

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@long vine spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @amber ermine died.

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@zealous citrus tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@proud lava fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @livid shuttle. @proud lava died.

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@ionic willow needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@near mortar recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @near mortar concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche had a very merry unbirthday party together. @unkempt osprey found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@tranquil wyvern took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @gray sky and @brave shore ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@frail river used a Laser Drill to literally bore @zealous citrus to death. @zealous citrus died.

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@tight niche dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@waxen marlin flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@waxen marlin accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @waxen marlin died.

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@near mortar tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@livid shuttle watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@frail river, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @ionic willow, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @near mortar, and @fiery belfry decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@unkempt osprey decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@brave shore saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @frail river instead. @frail river died.

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@unkempt osprey put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@near mortar used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @near mortar died.

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@ionic willow ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @ionic willow died.

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@tight niche got tired of @fiery belfry trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @fiery belfry at a Sawmill. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@unkempt osprey thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@brave shore found @tight niche sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@unkempt osprey tried to set up a campfire, but @tight niche drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@brave shore tried to shoot an apple off of @unkempt osprey's head. @brave shore's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @unkempt osprey died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @tight niche, @brave shore leaned away and farted.

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@brave shore found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @brave shore pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@brave shore shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @brave shore's head. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @frail river
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Mar 12, 2026, 10:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:41 AM

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mossy dome Mar 12, 2026, 10:44 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 12, 2026, 10:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:47 AM

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long vine Mar 12, 2026, 10:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:58 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 12, 2026, 11:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:00 AM

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proper spear Mar 12, 2026, 11:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:04 AM

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sand portal Mar 12, 2026, 11:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:09 AM

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arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 11:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:12 AM

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 11:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:25 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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azure sundial Mar 12, 2026, 11:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:30 AM

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@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @sand portal, @azure sundial, @proper spear, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @mossy dome, @zealous citrus, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@gray sky played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@arctic temple yelled, "Duck!" @sand portal excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @sand portal died.

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@zealous citrus refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@mossy dome "borrowed" @amber ermine's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @amber ermine's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @mossy dome could return it.

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@tight niche found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@tranquil wyvern started riding a Unicorn. @proper spear chased @tranquil wyvern while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@proper spear accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @proper spear, go jump off that cliff. @proper spear died.

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@long vine tried to kill @mossy dome by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@zealous citrus had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@amber ermine was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @amber ermine died.

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@mossy dome pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @mossy dome died.

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@gray sky ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@tight niche heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @tight niche stopped because their voice became horse.

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@arctic temple donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@gray sky summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle had a terrible night. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@long vine cut a specific wire in @arctic temple's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @arctic temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @tranquil wyvern died.

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@zealous citrus and @tight niche spotted a Book of Skulls on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@azure sundial began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@long vine started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@zealous citrus found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @azure sundial, who was out swimming that day. @azure sundial died.

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@tight niche escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@long vine went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @long vine died.

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@tight niche ripped @zealous citrus's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @zealous citrus. @zealous citrus died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @zealous citrus
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @mossy dome
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 11:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:38 AM

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long vine Mar 12, 2026, 11:38 AM

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brave shore Mar 12, 2026, 11:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:46 AM

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zealous citrus Mar 12, 2026, 11:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 12, 2026, 11:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:53 AM

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proper spear Mar 12, 2026, 12:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 12:01 PM

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near mortar Mar 12, 2026, 12:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 12:13 PM

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gray sky Mar 12, 2026, 12:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 12:24 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 12:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @proper spear, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @zealous citrus, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @arctic temple, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle found some soup in their fly.

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@proper spear wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@proper spear made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @proper spear died.

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@tranquil wyvern started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @tranquil wyvern - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @tranquil wyvern then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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While examining a strange emblem, @gray sky accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @gray sky died.

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@arctic temple made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@zealous citrus used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@long vine accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@livid shuttle was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@arctic temple tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@arctic temple got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @arctic temple died.

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@near mortar saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @brave shore lived.

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@zealous citrus stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @zealous citrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@brave shore held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@tight niche started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@long vine found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tight niche, who silenced @long vine by filling their hiding place with water. @long vine died.

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@brave shore put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @proper spear

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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azure sundial Mar 12, 2026, 12:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 12:38 PM

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@azure sundial, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 12, 2026, 12:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 12:40 PM

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thick steppe Mar 12, 2026, 12:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 12:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 12, 2026, 12:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 12:56 PM

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little storm Mar 12, 2026, 1:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 1:02 PM

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gray sky Mar 12, 2026, 1:13 PM

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hexed notch Mar 12, 2026, 1:23 PM

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amber ermine Mar 12, 2026, 1:24 PM

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 1:28 PM

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muted badger Mar 12, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@muted badger, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @thick steppe, @azure sundial, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @little storm, and @gray sky
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@tight niche found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@muted badger made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @muted badger died.

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@hexed notch tried to use forbidden magic to erase @little storm from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @little storm die, so nothing actually happened.

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@tranquil wyvern received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@azure sundial built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@gray sky's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Bladetongue was nice and clean, but their Demon Bow's string broke, and their Nettle Burst cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@long vine preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@amber ermine tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@hexed notch wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@gray sky looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@tranquil wyvern made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @hexed notch. @hexed notch died.

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@thick steppe greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @thick steppe died.

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@azure sundial used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @azure sundial died.

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@amber ermine tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@little storm made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tranquil wyvern walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@long vine found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@gray sky worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@amber ermine tried to attack @tight niche with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@amber ermine ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@little storm found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@amber ermine practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@tight niche took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@gray sky used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@little storm mistook @tight niche's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @little storm died.

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@gray sky summoned a solar eclipse while @tranquil wyvern was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @tranquil wyvern into the freezing cold water. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Brand of the Inferno.

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@tight niche was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @little storm
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 10th place: @muted badger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 12, 2026, 1:39 PM

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fair niche Mar 12, 2026, 2:07 PM

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 2:29 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 12, 2026, 2:29 PM

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ancient narwhal Mar 12, 2026, 2:54 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 12, 2026, 3:14 PM

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slender quarry Mar 12, 2026, 3:23 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 3:25 PM

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bb!register

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hexed notch Mar 12, 2026, 3:28 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @ancient narwhal, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @fair niche, @grizzled canopy, and @livid shuttle
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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche beat @ancient narwhal into a pulp with a stale baguette. @ancient narwhal died.

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@slender quarry took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @slender quarry died.

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@grizzled canopy equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @long vine into approaching. @grizzled canopy then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @long vine with two Sniper Rifle shots. @long vine died.

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@hexed notch started blocking @tranquil wyvern's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@carmine cairn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @amber ermine.

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@steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, and @tranquil wyvern formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@amber ermine created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@carmine cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@fair niche and @amber ermine found themselves falling from a considerable height. @fair niche landed in a pool of water. @amber ermine did not. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@hexed notch kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@fair niche stopped a meteor from crushing @tight niche and @steel sentinel with their own body. @fair niche died.

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@grizzled canopy and @carmine cairn cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @carmine cairn, because @grizzled canopy was wearing Frost armor.

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@hexed notch fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tight niche and @tranquil wyvern to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@grizzled canopy, @carmine cairn, and @steel sentinel formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@livid shuttle started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @tight niche and @steel sentinel.

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@grizzled canopy neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @grizzled canopy died.

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@livid shuttle got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed notch and @carmine cairn had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@hexed notch tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @hexed notch died.

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@tranquil wyvern tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Purple Phaseblade. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn used their Chlorophyte Claymore to lop off @tight niche's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @carmine cairn invented golf. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@steel sentinel iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @fair niche
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender quarry Mar 12, 2026, 3:39 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 12, 2026, 3:49 PM

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bleak garden Mar 12, 2026, 3:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 3:50 PM

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amber ermine Mar 12, 2026, 3:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 3:53 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 12, 2026, 4:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 4:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 12, 2026, 4:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 4:01 PM

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frail river Mar 12, 2026, 4:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 4:18 PM

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 4:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 4:26 PM

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proud lava Mar 12, 2026, 4:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@slender quarry, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @bleak garden, @livid shuttle, and @frail river
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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The moon hit @slender quarry's eye like a big pizza pie. @slender quarry died.

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@bleak garden compressed @amber ermine until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @amber ermine died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @steel sentinel is approaching @tranquil wyvern!

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@proud lava found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @proud lava died.

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@frail river was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @frail river let them be.

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@grizzled canopy became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @steel sentinel had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @grizzled canopy's suffering. @grizzled canopy died.

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@frail river literally gaslighted @bleak garden by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @bleak garden died.

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@tight niche took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@livid shuttle went AFK in their gel farm. @tight niche set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel stole @frail river's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @frail river was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@tranquil wyvern began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@tight niche and @frail river found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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No one told @frail river that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @frail river died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @frail river
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @bleak garden
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @slender quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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frail river Mar 12, 2026, 4:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 4:38 PM

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grizzled canopy Mar 12, 2026, 4:39 PM

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slender quarry Mar 12, 2026, 4:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 4:44 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 12, 2026, 4:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 4:45 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 12, 2026, 4:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 4:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 12, 2026, 5:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 5:16 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 12, 2026, 5:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 5:24 PM

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@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 5:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 5:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 5:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 5:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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slow creek Mar 12, 2026, 5:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 5:39 PM

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upbeat fern Mar 12, 2026, 5:50 PM

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arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 5:57 PM

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amber ermine Mar 12, 2026, 6:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 6:22 PM

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cerulean mauve Mar 12, 2026, 6:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 6:22 PM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

slender quarry Mar 12, 2026, 6:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 6:26 PM

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@slender quarry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 6:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @slow creek, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @upbeat fern, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @grizzled canopy, @arctic temple, @frail river, and @cerulean mauve
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The fighting begins again!

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@slow creek sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @slow creek died.

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@upbeat fern was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@exotic saddle took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@cerulean mauve equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@arctic temple had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@grizzled canopy's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@amber ermine was walked on by a Martian Walker. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche drew swords on the ground. @upbeat fern started stomping all over them. Furious, @tight niche picked one up and stabbed @upbeat fern with it.. @upbeat fern died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @tranquil wyvern was the bartender, @grizzled canopy was the DJ, and @exotic saddle was the pinata. @exotic saddle died.

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@cerulean mauve crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tight niche laughed at them, not knowing that @cerulean mauve was just a completionist.

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@slender quarry cut through @steel sentinel with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn flossed their teeth with @tight niche's shoelaces.

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@grizzled canopy wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @grizzled canopy turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @grizzled canopy died.

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@arctic temple drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @arctic temple died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @slender quarry's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@cerulean mauve tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @cerulean mauve died.

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@frail river discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@tight niche walked into a bar. @slender quarry laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tight niche escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@slender quarry used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@slender quarry tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @slender quarry died.

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@frail river attacked @carmine cairn with a Legendary Zenith, but @carmine cairn's pen was mightier. @frail river died.

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@tranquil wyvern was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@tight niche heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@carmine cairn drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @frail river
150 points go to 5th place: @slender quarry
150 points go to 6th place: @cerulean mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 6:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 6:41 PM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 12, 2026, 6:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 6:44 PM

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unkempt oak Mar 12, 2026, 7:27 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@signal minnow, @cerulean mauve, @tawny wharf, @idle sky, @trim heron, @blissful rover, @amber ermine, @fresh trout, @raw moss, @exotic saddle, @jolly swift, @slender quarry, @tranquil wyvern, @grizzled canopy, @warped jacinth, @covert summit, @arctic temple, and @unkempt oak
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The fighting begins again!

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While exploring a swamp, @amber ermine caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@cerulean mauve got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @cerulean mauve died.

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@warped jacinth accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tranquil wyvern

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@blissful rover tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@trim heron summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @trim heron died.

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@amber ermine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @amber ermine died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @idle sky wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@slender quarry was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@exotic saddle will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@arctic temple couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@grizzled canopy hosted a spelling bee! @tawny wharf had to spell "cat". @jolly swift had to spell "rain". @fresh trout had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@signal minnow had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @jolly swift some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @jolly swift died.

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Low on health, @slender quarry hid from @signal minnow by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @slender quarry died.

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@warped jacinth shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @warped jacinth died.

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@fresh trout swung a Exotic Scimitar at @unkempt oak and missed. However, @unkempt oak acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @fresh trout to receive a yellow card.

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@tranquil wyvern visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tranquil wyvern thought her hands were more interesting.

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A mysterious stranger gave @covert summit a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @blissful rover with it. However, @covert summit clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @covert summit died.

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@tawny wharf tried to confess their love to @idle sky, but @idle sky interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@signal minnow went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@tawny wharf tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@arctic temple bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @arctic temple was blown to smithereens. @arctic temple died.

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@exotic saddle found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @grizzled canopy, @tranquil wyvern, and @unkempt oak. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @unkempt oak died.

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@raw moss tried to deal a finishing blow to @blissful rover, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@blissful rover tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @blissful rover died.

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@grizzled canopy dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @exotic saddle, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @exotic saddle died.

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@grizzled canopy was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @grizzled canopy died.

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@signal minnow took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @signal minnow died.

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@raw moss learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@tranquil wyvern gave @fresh trout Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @fresh trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern was infected by a zombie virus. @tranquil wyvern died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@raw moss attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@idle sky talked with @tawny wharf about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@tawny wharf slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @tranquil wyvern's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@idle sky joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@idle sky threw a snowball at @tawny wharf. To counter this, @tawny wharf threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @idle sky died.

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@raw moss's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tawny wharf!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tawny wharf
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle sky
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 6th place: @signal minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful rover
100 points go to 10th place: @unkempt oak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

grizzled canopy Mar 12, 2026, 7:41 PM

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raw moss Mar 12, 2026, 7:50 PM

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amber ermine Mar 12, 2026, 7:54 PM

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blissful rover Mar 12, 2026, 8:00 PM

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arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 8:03 PM

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hardy patio Mar 12, 2026, 8:05 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 12, 2026, 8:07 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 8:26 PM

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idle sky Mar 12, 2026, 8:28 PM

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brave shore Mar 12, 2026, 8:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 8:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 8:32 PM

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at least we can read the messages!!

vagrant storm Mar 12, 2026, 8:32 PM

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gabriella

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 8:33 PM

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The fighting begins again!

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@hardy patio released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @hardy patio, but it was very satisfying.

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@tranquil wyvern popped @carmine cairn by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @carmine cairn died.

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@amber ermine started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@tight niche started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @tight niche died.

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@arctic temple knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@grizzled canopy tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@brave shore had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@idle sky was building a nice house. @hardy patio asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @idle sky just looked confused.

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@tranquil wyvern, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@amber ermine tried to save @arctic temple's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @amber ermine died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @amber ermine died.

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@grizzled canopy tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @grizzled canopy died.

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@arctic temple didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@brave shore filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@hardy patio's booty was plundered by pirates. @hardy patio died.

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@idle sky started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @idle sky decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@brave shore tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @brave shore died.

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@arctic temple became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@arctic temple found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@blissful rover opened the front door and saw @idle sky trying to murder the Guide. @blissful rover slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@arctic temple sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

hardy patio Mar 12, 2026, 8:37 PM

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bb!register

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@arctic temple toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @arctic temple died.

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@idle sky fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @idle sky died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @blissful rover!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @blissful rover
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle sky
250 points go to 3rd place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 8:40 PM

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bb!register

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raw moss Mar 12, 2026, 8:41 PM

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bb!register

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grizzled canopy Mar 12, 2026, 8:44 PM

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bb!register

arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 8:49 PM

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bb!register

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amber ermine Mar 12, 2026, 8:56 PM

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bb!register

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signal minnow Mar 12, 2026, 9:02 PM

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bb!register

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slender quarry Mar 12, 2026, 9:10 PM

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bb!register

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grizzled canopy Mar 12, 2026, 9:13 PM

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bb!register

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exotic saddle Mar 12, 2026, 9:14 PM

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bb!register

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muted badger Mar 12, 2026, 9:20 PM

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static trout Mar 12, 2026, 9:21 PM

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bb!register

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carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 9:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 9:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

blissful rover Mar 12, 2026, 9:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 9:27 PM

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@blissful rover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 12, 2026, 9:27 PM

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bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @slender quarry, @tight niche, @muted badger, @raw moss, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @grizzled canopy, @arctic temple, @signal minnow, and @blissful rover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @static trout's face. @static trout died.

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@slender quarry carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @slender quarry died.

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@blissful rover argued with @amber ermine about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@tight niche built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@exotic saddle got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@raw moss got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@signal minnow started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@grizzled canopy squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@carmine cairn paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@muted badger's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @muted badger died.

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@amber ermine tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@grizzled canopy literally impeached @amber ermine by squashing them under a giant peach. @amber ermine died.

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@signal minnow was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@raw moss crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @raw moss's entire body.

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@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@exotic saddle had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@exotic saddle accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @exotic saddle died.

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@grizzled canopy followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @grizzled canopy discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @grizzled canopy died.

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@signal minnow and @blissful rover relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@arctic temple equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @raw moss chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @arctic temple's shattered corpse. @arctic temple died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @carmine cairn over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@blissful rover tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @blissful rover keeled over from a heart attack. @blissful rover died.

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After eating supper together, @raw moss betrayed @signal minnow in exchange for 30 silver coins. @signal minnow died.

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@raw moss felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@tight niche stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @signal minnow
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful rover
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled canopy
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @muted badger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 12, 2026, 9:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 9:37 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@exotic saddle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 12, 2026, 9:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 9:39 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

blissful rover Mar 12, 2026, 9:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 9:39 PM

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@blissful rover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 9:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 9:51 PM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 12, 2026, 9:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 9:54 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cerulean mauve Mar 12, 2026, 10:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:00 PM

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glass vine Mar 12, 2026, 10:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:10 PM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 12, 2026, 10:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:20 PM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 10:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @glass vine, @hardy patio, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @blissful rover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @long vine died.

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@raw moss asked @amber ermine to give them a hand, so @amber ermine chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@amber ermine fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Uzi.

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@exotic saddle spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @exotic saddle still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@blissful rover rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@glass vine transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @glass vine died.

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@arctic temple summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @arctic temple died.

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@hardy patio was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@cerulean mauve was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @cerulean mauve died.

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@raw moss used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @blissful rover alive. @blissful rover died.

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@hardy patio vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@carmine cairn invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @raw moss, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @blissful rover
150 points go to 5th place: @cerulean mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

cerulean mauve Mar 12, 2026, 10:36 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:36 PM

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@cerulean mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

arctic temple Mar 12, 2026, 10:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:37 PM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 12, 2026, 10:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 10:42 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 12, 2026, 11:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:01 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 12, 2026, 11:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:02 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 12, 2026, 11:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:16 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 12, 2026, 11:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

zealous citrus Mar 12, 2026, 11:35 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:36 PM

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@zealous citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Mar 12, 2026, 11:51 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 13, 2026, 12:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 12:05 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Mar 13, 2026, 12:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 12:21 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

slender quarry Mar 13, 2026, 12:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 12:24 AM

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@slender quarry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

signal minnow Mar 13, 2026, 12:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 12:24 AM

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@signal minnow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fresh trout Mar 13, 2026, 12:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 13, 2026, 12:28 AM

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@fresh trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @slender quarry, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fresh trout, @zealous citrus, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @cerulean mauve, and @signal minnow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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A monkey dramatically raised @glacial totem up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @glacial totem off said cliff. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn and @amber ermine played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@raw moss forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@arctic temple called @slender quarry a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @slender quarry died.

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@long vine followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @long vine died.

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@fresh trout tried to high-five @cerulean mauve, but @cerulean mauve went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@amber ermine was playing hide and seek with @signal minnow and @raw moss, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @amber ermine died.

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@arctic temple was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @arctic temple died.

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@livid shuttle cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@zealous citrus tried to shoot @fresh trout using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @cerulean mauve's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@fresh trout and @carmine cairn got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@signal minnow tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@livid shuttle dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @raw moss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@cerulean mauve started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@cerulean mauve received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @cerulean mauve died.

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@hardy patio found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.