#epic-battles

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 5th place: @sand portal
150 points go to 6th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @alpine cove
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sand portal
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static trout
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carmine cairn
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raw moss
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tight niche
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arctic temple
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hexed notch
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long vine
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bb!register

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sand portal
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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @sand portal, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @leaden roost, @livid shuttle, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@arctic temple sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @sand portal. Queen Bee died.

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@static trout found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @static trout died.

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@tight niche tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @tight niche died.

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@hexed notch tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @hexed notch died.

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@exotic saddle turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@raw moss decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@livid shuttle stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@leaden roost came out of @carmine cairn's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@sand portal wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@leaden roost saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @leaden roost died.

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@long vine accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @long vine was forgiven.

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@raw moss calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@arctic temple was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@carmine cairn used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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A pretty fairy led @livid shuttle to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @sand portal had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@long vine obscured @raw moss's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @raw moss escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@arctic temple heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @arctic temple died.

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@sand portal stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @sand portal died.

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@raw moss rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @raw moss with unnecessary advice.

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@long vine sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @long vine died.

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@raw moss got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @sand portal
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @leaden roost
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sand portal
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hardy patio
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raw moss
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brave shore
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long vine
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arctic temple
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muted badger
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carmine cairn
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brave shore
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potent talon
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🅱️🅱️!register

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glass vine
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orchid scaffold
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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @muted badger, @raw moss, @sand portal, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @glass vine, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@orchid scaffold, @long vine, and @livid shuttle made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@carmine cairn sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @carmine cairn died.

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@muted badger struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@hardy patio tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@glass vine's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @glass vine! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@muted badger loves @raw moss to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @muted badger died.

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@sand portal hadn't seen @brave shore in a long time, and missed them. @brave shore aimed a Sniper Rifle at @sand portal from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @sand portal died.

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@potent talon hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @potent talon could pull it to shore.

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@glass vine got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @glass vine died.

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@potent talon was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @potent talon died.

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@orchid scaffold became convinced that @long vine was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @long vine, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@formal badge pointed a Shotgun at @brave shore and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @formal badge looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @formal badge died.

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@hardy patio 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @livid shuttle to death. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@brave shore found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@long vine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@hardy patio tied up @raw moss and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @raw moss to die. However, @raw moss managed to escape from their bonds.

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@orchid scaffold used the power of Flex Tape to stick @arctic temple in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @arctic temple's suffering to a swift end. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine and @hardy patio played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@orchid scaffold likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @orchid scaffold probably liked trains a bit too much. @orchid scaffold died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @long vine accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @long vine died.

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@brave shore was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@hardy patio was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @hardy patio died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @brave shore needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss
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glass vine
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amber ermine
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long vine
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tranquil wyvern
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edgy niche
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azure sundial
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glass vine
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tight niche
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ionic willow
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bb!register

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amber ermine
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sick quartz
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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @tight niche, @vernal arrow, @raw moss, @azure sundial, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @glass vine, @sick quartz, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@edgy niche chewed some gum. It made @edgy niche feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @edgy niche died.

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@long vine murdered @azure sundial by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @azure sundial died.

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@sick quartz was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@amber ermine entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@raw moss went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@glass vine told @vernal arrow that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @vernal arrow took those words literally and peeled @glass vine. @glass vine died.

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@long vine started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@tranquil wyvern flexed so hard on @sick quartz that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @sick quartz died.

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@ionic willow thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @ionic willow died.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@vernal arrow was eaten by a tree. @vernal arrow died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@long vine tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@long vine was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @vernal arrow
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @sick quartz
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @azure sundial

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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vernal arrow
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amber ermine
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raw moss
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tranquil wyvern
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zealous citrus
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azure sundial
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long vine
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hexed notch
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ionic willow
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tight niche
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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @vernal arrow, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @azure sundial, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @zealous citrus, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@vernal arrow tried to explain to @ionic willow that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @ionic willow countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @vernal arrow died.

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@amber ermine watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @raw moss used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tranquil wyvern's fault.

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@amber ermine started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tight niche invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@long vine promised to @hexed notch that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@ionic willow was stalking @zealous citrus's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @ionic willow died.

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@tight niche underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@azure sundial chased @hexed notch with their Blue Phaseblade. @hexed notch tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @azure sundial. @hexed notch died.

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@zealous citrus skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @zealous citrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@azure sundial challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @azure sundial died.

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@long vine read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @vernal arrow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sand portal
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long vine
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zealous citrus
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upbeat magnet
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amber ermine
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tranquil wyvern
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hexed notch
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tight niche
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orchid scaffold
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errant vine
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idle pike
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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @hexed notch, @sand portal, @orchid scaffold, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @zealous citrus, @brave shore, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hexed notch saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@orchid scaffold tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@brave shore took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@sand portal thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @sand portal died.

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@amber ermine tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @amber ermine died.

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@upbeat magnet started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@tight niche stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tight niche's ego received a small boost.

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@brave shore forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @brave shore died.

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@long vine saw @upbeat magnet standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @upbeat magnet died.

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@hexed notch smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@orchid scaffold caused @tight niche to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@zealous citrus was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @zealous citrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@idle pike climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@errant vine found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@hexed notch brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@hexed notch broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @hexed notch died.

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@idle pike and @tight niche played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@orchid scaffold hid from @long vine after @errant vine exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@orchid scaffold found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @orchid scaffold died.

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@tranquil wyvern was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@long vine invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@tight niche found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@errant vine sang a song to try to impress @tranquil wyvern, @idle pike, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@tranquil wyvern became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @errant vine's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @errant vine died.

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@long vine got quantum-entangled with @idle pike, and used this opportunity to force @idle pike to pick their own nose.

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@long vine tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @long vine died.

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@idle pike constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tight niche by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @idle pike's positioning was a bit off. @idle pike died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @orchid scaffold
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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@sand portal was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @sand portal died.

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@proud lava touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@mighty coyote started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@tight niche searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@azure sundial disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@proud lava saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @proud lava died.

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@brave shore told @tranquil wyvern a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@long vine briefly considered proposing marriage to @tranquil wyvern, but married a bee instead.

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@next hemlock claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@tight niche was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@mighty coyote's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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A Martian Probe spotted @brave shore, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @brave shore was too boring.

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@arctic temple emerged from a tree stump and scolded @azure sundial for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @azure sundial was still holding an axe. @arctic temple died.

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@mighty coyote spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @mighty coyote died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Wizard showed @next hemlock their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@azure sundial used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @azure sundial died.

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@brave shore was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@next hemlock took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @next hemlock died.

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@long vine tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@brave shore saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@long vine sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @long vine died.

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@brave shore walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@tight niche fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@brave shore started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@tight niche aimed a spinning toy at @brave shore, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@brave shore put two forward slashes in front of @tight niche and commented them out of existence. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @azure sundial
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
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@azure sundial boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @azure sundial died.

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@hexed notch tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@remote pumice tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @remote pumice died.

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@bleak garden wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@mighty coyote drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@near mortar started barking like a dog while chasing @mint junco.

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@long vine tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@steel sentinel somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@zealous citrus disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @amber ermine, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@tight niche was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @mighty coyote. @mighty coyote died.

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@bleak garden, @tranquil wyvern, and @near mortar raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@frail river claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@mint junco's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @long vine managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@hexed notch burned @bleak garden to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @hexed notch for reading books. @bleak garden died.

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@mint junco found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @mint junco died.

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@steel sentinel stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@zealous citrus went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @zealous citrus's canvas.

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@near mortar's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @near mortar died.

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@edgy niche rescued @zealous citrus from drowning, but in reverse. @zealous citrus died.

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@edgy niche got stuck in @long vine's Rod of Discord farm. @edgy niche died.

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@frail river unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @frail river died.

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@tranquil wyvern started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tight niche tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@long vine just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@hexed notch sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @hexed notch, it was opposite day. @hexed notch died.

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@steel sentinel took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tight niche's Rod of Discord.

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@long vine tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tranquil wyvern's chests for the rest of its life.

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@tranquil wyvern breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@long vine decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@steel sentinel found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@tight niche saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @carmine cairn died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @frail river
100 points go to 8th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 9th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@raw moss fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@ionic willow built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@livid shuttle stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@formal badge discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@amber ermine wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @raw moss on a spit. @raw moss died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @real wedge's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@long vine suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern, @frail river, and @rough lichen worked on a group project, but it looked like @tranquil wyvern was doing most of the work.

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@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@carmine cairn tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@amber ermine went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @amber ermine died.

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@formal badge swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @arctic temple died.

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@frail river thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @frail river's potions with Red Potions. @frail river died.

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@rough lichen decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@near mortar tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @near mortar died.

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@ionic willow was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@steel sentinel invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tight niche covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@tranquil wyvern descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@rough lichen wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@steel sentinel left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@real wedge's skeleton decided that @real wedge wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @real wedge died.

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@ionic willow ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@tight niche distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@tranquil wyvern's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tranquil wyvern responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@rough lichen dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @rough lichen died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @ionic willow with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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The Wall of Flesh told @ionic willow that there was something stuck in their teeth. @ionic willow checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @ionic willow died.

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@steel sentinel built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @tranquil wyvern was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@carmine cairn pranked @steel sentinel by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@steel sentinel suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@steel sentinel found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @carmine cairn to check it out. @carmine cairn decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@carmine cairn asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @steel sentinel, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @carmine cairn to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @carmine cairn died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic willow
150 points go to 6th place: @rough lichen
100 points go to 7th place: @real wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @frail river
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @sick quartz, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @worn tangle, @idle pike, and @near mortar
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@idle pike desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@amber ermine was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@sick quartz fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @sick quartz died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@jolly swift tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@formal badge was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@livid shuttle added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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There once was a @livid shuttle who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @livid shuttle's insides, and all the animals were freed. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@near mortar was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@steel sentinel wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@worn tangle was briefly jumpscared by @idle pike wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@tight niche tried to stab @jolly swift, but @jolly swift's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel offered to add a gold trim to @worn tangle's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@steel sentinel suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @steel sentinel died.

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@idle pike watched @carmine cairn go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @carmine cairn was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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A strange device attached itself to @worn tangle's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @worn tangle died.

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@tight niche was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@idle pike accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @idle pike died.

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@tight niche threatened @carmine cairn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @carmine cairn informed @tight niche as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@carmine cairn stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@static trout put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@static trout died.

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@sand portal tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @sand portal died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @formal badge being mercilessly tickled by @jolly swift.

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@real wedge found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@exotic saddle asked @tranquil wyvern to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @exotic saddle died.

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@formal badge underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @formal badge died.

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@real wedge was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @jolly swift tried putting @real wedge back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @real wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@tight niche donned a Martian costume and chased @jolly swift in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @jolly swift died.

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@idle pike dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@carmine cairn tried to strike @steel sentinel down, but @steel sentinel instead became more powerful than @carmine cairn could possibly imagine.

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@idle pike claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tranquil wyvern was morbidly interested.

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@tight niche stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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While streaming a fitness game, @tight niche accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@idle pike made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@carmine cairn finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@tranquil wyvern spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche burst with happiness, quite literally. @tight niche died.

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@idle pike screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@steel sentinel tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@idle pike tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @real wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @sand portal

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@static trout forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @static trout died.

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@tight forum has fallen, and they can't get up. @tight forum died.

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@exotic saddle took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @exotic saddle died.

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@jolly swift was tired of @gray sky constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @gray sky's front yard. @gray sky died.

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@idle pike and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@carmine cairn started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @tight niche and @idle pike out.

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@lucid hull climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @lucid hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@jolly swift went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @idle pike spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@tranquil wyvern swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @steel sentinel broke their fall with their own body. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche lured @idle pike into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @idle pike's dust allergy! @idle pike died.

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@tight niche passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @tight niche by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @lucid hull
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @tight forum

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@steel sentinel buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@jolly swift summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @static trout's life points directly. @static trout died.

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@lucid hull ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @lucid hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@exotic saddle tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@idle pike was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@raw moss wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@carmine cairn distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@tight niche started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@upbeat magnet was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @upbeat magnet died.

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@idle pike bashed @tight niche in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@raw moss tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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Poor @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel keeps getting pinged over and over again. @steel sentinel is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @exotic saddle's head instead. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @tight niche's house. @tight niche started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@tranquil wyvern tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @jolly swift's face off with its bare hands. @jolly swift died.

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@idle pike became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@steel sentinel gave a hug to @carmine cairn and almost choked them to death!

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@tight niche brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@steel sentinel brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid hull

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@exotic saddle gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @timber sorrel, who was in the front row. @timber sorrel died.

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@idle pike started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@raw moss built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @gray sky, but @gray sky simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@exotic saddle picked a fight with a goose. @exotic saddle died.

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@gray sky wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @gray sky died.

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@worn tangle looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@carmine cairn sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@tranquil wyvern took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@steel sentinel crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@upbeat magnet challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @upbeat magnet died.

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@idle pike didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @tranquil wyvern's. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@worn tangle found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@steel sentinel activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @steel sentinel died.

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After years of research, @idle pike found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @idle pike died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @worn tangle's eye sockets. @worn tangle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @worn tangle
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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There are 12 players remaining.
@dense jacinth, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, @midnight plover, @formal badge, @worn tangle, @idle sky, @frail river, and @idle pike
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@dense jacinth successfully snuck into @frail river's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @dense jacinth died.

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@formal badge accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@orchid scaffold accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @orchid scaffold died.

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@carmine cairn promised @exotic saddle that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @exotic saddle died.

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@midnight plover tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @midnight plover died.

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@formal badge gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @formal badge died.

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@steel sentinel made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @steel sentinel rich and famous.

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@idle pike invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@raw moss and @steel sentinel strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @raw moss suggested using cover against them. @steel sentinel recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@worn tangle was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @worn tangle died.

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@frail river clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @frail river died.

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@idle sky tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @idle sky died.

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@idle pike fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@carmine cairn wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@steel sentinel went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@carmine cairn gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was in the middle of taking a shower when @steel sentinel took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 6th place: @frail river
100 points go to 7th place: @worn tangle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @midnight plover
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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There are 11 players remaining.
@dense jacinth, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @dark stratus, @formal badge, @frail river, @idle pike, and @ionic willow
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@raw moss and @idle pike were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@dense jacinth swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @dense jacinth died.

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@frail river joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @frail river was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@formal badge went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @formal badge decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@dark stratus trapped @carmine cairn in a maze, but while they were taunting @carmine cairn, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@orchid scaffold was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @orchid scaffold die

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@long vine decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@exotic saddle wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@long vine played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@orchid scaffold accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @orchid scaffold died. @orchid scaffold died. @orchid scaffold died. @orchid scaffold died.

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@frail river snuck up behind @formal badge, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @frail river decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@ionic willow watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@exotic saddle used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@dark stratus made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @dark stratus died.

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While @formal badge looked inside a Corruption chasm, @long vine pranked them by pushing them inside. @formal badge died.

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@frail river was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@idle pike and @ionic willow were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@carmine cairn tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @carmine cairn is now bald.

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@exotic saddle and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @exotic saddle's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@raw moss thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@idle pike let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@exotic saddle tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@long vine murdered @carmine cairn with a knife, but it was actually @ionic willow in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @long vine didn't care that much. @ionic willow died.

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@frail river couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@exotic saddle was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @exotic saddle died.

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@frail river hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @frail river died.

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@carmine cairn hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@long vine didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@raw moss was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @idle pike with its horns. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@carmine cairn found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@carmine cairn was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @frail river
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @dark stratus
100 points go to 10th place: @orchid scaffold

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There are 10 players remaining.
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@dense jacinth declared war on emus. The emus won. @dense jacinth died.

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@ionic willow got tired of @exotic saddle constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @exotic saddle died.

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@iron geode snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @iron geode died.

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@frail river used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@ionic willow fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @ionic willow died.

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@frail river forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @frail river died.

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@idle pike was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @idle pike died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @tight niche tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@raw moss shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@long vine tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @frail river
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @iron geode
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @dense jacinth

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@exotic saddle tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @exotic saddle then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @exotic saddle died.

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@fair niche tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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The Demolitionist told @fair niche that it was a good day to die. @fair niche thought so too. @fair niche died.

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@long vine told @livid shuttle to step off their carpet, which they did. @long vine proceeded to murder @livid shuttle, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @livid shuttle died.

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@ionic willow made some scary noises in the dark. @blissful rover sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @ionic willow died.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @frail river while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @frail river died.

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@tight niche lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@long vine hid an actuator in @blissful rover's lunch. Later that day, @blissful rover stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @blissful rover died.

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@carmine cairn fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@carmine cairn searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@tight niche spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@raw moss watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@long vine placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @long vine died.

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@raw moss thought they assassinated @tight niche, but it was just @raw moss in disguise. Huh? @raw moss died.

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@tight niche took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful rover
150 points go to 6th place: @frail river
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @fair niche
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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