#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 162

sand portal Mar 10, 2026, 12:36 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 10, 2026, 1:13 AM

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potent talon Mar 10, 2026, 1:19 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 1:20 AM

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formal badge Mar 10, 2026, 1:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 10, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sand portal, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @tranquil wyvern was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@orchid scaffold trapped @sand portal in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@sand portal accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @sand portal died.

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@formal badge fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @raw moss, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@hardy patio opportunistically attacked @orchid scaffold with a Candy Cane Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @orchid scaffold died.

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@tight niche got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@potent talon huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@exotic saddle looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@potent talon and @livid shuttle played catch with a Paladin. @potent talon accidentally fumbled a catch. @potent talon died.

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After @livid shuttle drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @livid shuttle died.

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@exotic saddle found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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Congratulations, @exotic saddle! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @exotic saddle died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @raw moss with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tight niche to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@formal badge drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @formal badge died.

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@hardy patio was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@long vine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @tranquil wyvern suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss and @hardy patio started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @raw moss took out their actual shotgun. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@raw moss couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@tight niche hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@carmine cairn found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

exotic saddle Mar 10, 2026, 1:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 10, 2026, 1:38 AM

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long vine Mar 10, 2026, 1:39 AM

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tender stone Mar 10, 2026, 1:40 AM

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north gazelle Mar 10, 2026, 1:55 AM

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silver jasper Mar 10, 2026, 1:55 AM

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sand portal Mar 10, 2026, 2:24 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 2:29 AM

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formal badge Mar 10, 2026, 2:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 10, 2026, 2:29 AM

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idle pike Mar 10, 2026, 2:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sand portal, @silver jasper, @tender stone, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @north gazelle, @formal badge, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@silver jasper was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @formal badge. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @silver jasper died.

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@tender stone was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @tender stone died.

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@raw moss accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@exotic saddle went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @exotic saddle died.

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@north gazelle fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @north gazelle died.

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@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@sand portal performed an interpretive dance for @long vine and @idle pike as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@sand portal tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @sand portal extremely rich.

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@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @sand portal saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @formal badge stabbed them in the back. @sand portal died.

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@formal badge had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @formal badge's skull. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss was dunked on by @long vine. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@carmine cairn looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@long vine felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @long vine died.

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@raw moss activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@idle pike's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @idle pike died.

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@tight niche began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tight niche went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn were about to face off, but @raw moss had to run off to the restroom first.

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@carmine cairn got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @sand portal
100 points go to 8th place: @north gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @tender stone

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

formal badge Mar 10, 2026, 2:38 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 10, 2026, 2:40 AM

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long vine Mar 10, 2026, 2:40 AM

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hardy patio Mar 10, 2026, 2:41 AM

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glacial totem Mar 10, 2026, 2:50 AM

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little storm Mar 10, 2026, 2:53 AM

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fair niche Mar 10, 2026, 2:54 AM

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arctic temple Mar 10, 2026, 3:24 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 3:25 AM

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tight niche Mar 10, 2026, 3:30 AM

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raw moss Mar 10, 2026, 3:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @little storm, @fair niche, @hardy patio, @formal badge, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @long vine excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@hardy patio picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@arctic temple went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@glacial totem boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@carmine cairn confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@glacial totem tried to get @raw moss to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @glacial totem died.

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@fair niche saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@little storm found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@exotic saddle triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @exotic saddle died.

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@formal badge bought a Gatligator and fired it at @carmine cairn for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @formal badge furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@tight niche wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@little storm wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @little storm died.

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@fair niche thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@hardy patio found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @hardy patio was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@fair niche was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @arctic temple's Star Cannon. @fair niche died.

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@formal badge started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @formal badge soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@tight niche started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tight niche is still slurping that noodle.

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@carmine cairn used a Medusa Head on @arctic temple and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @arctic temple died.

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@hardy patio lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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All that glitters is not gold. @tight niche disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@long vine came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@carmine cairn made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @raw moss joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @raw moss died.

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@long vine told @carmine cairn that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @carmine cairn vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@tight niche tried attacking @carmine cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @long vine's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@tight niche and @long vine fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tight niche won by breaking @long vine's spine. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@carmine cairn stole @tight niche's lemons. @tight niche got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@tight niche felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @carmine cairn setting explosives beneath them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @fair niche
100 points go to 9th place: @little storm
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 10, 2026, 3:38 AM

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sand portal Mar 10, 2026, 3:47 AM

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long vine Mar 10, 2026, 3:47 AM

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tender stone Mar 10, 2026, 3:58 AM

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vernal arrow Mar 10, 2026, 3:58 AM

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hardy patio Mar 10, 2026, 4:06 AM

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ionic willow Mar 10, 2026, 4:09 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 10, 2026, 4:11 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 4:15 AM

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tight niche Mar 10, 2026, 4:29 AM

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formal badge Mar 10, 2026, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 10, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vernal arrow, @sand portal, @tender stone, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, @formal badge, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@vernal arrow ran with scissors. @vernal arrow died.

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@sand portal was buried under an avalanche that @formal badge had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @sand portal died.

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@hardy patio purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @hardy patio ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@ionic willow tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@tender stone baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @tender stone died.

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@long vine screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@long vine put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @exotic saddle died.

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@raw moss tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@formal badge vaporized @ionic willow with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @ionic willow died.

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@hardy patio realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @hardy patio died.

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@formal badge was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@tight niche mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@tight niche walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn cornered @raw moss at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @raw moss started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@carmine cairn tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @carmine cairn's mouth.

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@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@raw moss ran out of bullets while fighting @carmine cairn, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @tender stone
100 points go to 10th place: @sand portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Mar 10, 2026, 4:47 AM

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gray sky Mar 10, 2026, 4:55 AM

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formal badge Mar 10, 2026, 4:56 AM

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ionic willow Mar 10, 2026, 5:06 AM

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orchid scaffold Mar 10, 2026, 5:22 AM

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raw moss Mar 10, 2026, 5:24 AM

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tight niche Mar 10, 2026, 5:29 AM

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long vine Mar 10, 2026, 5:30 AM

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fluid vine Mar 10, 2026, 5:48 AM

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alpine magnet Mar 10, 2026, 5:59 AM

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late stone Mar 10, 2026, 6:20 AM

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@tight niche, @fluid vine, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @gray sky, @late stone, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @ionic willow, and @alpine magnet
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@fluid vine picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @fluid vine died.

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After partying all night, @orchid scaffold was shot by @livid shuttle in a swimming pool. @orchid scaffold died.

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@gray sky wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @gray sky through the wall. @gray sky died.

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@late stone challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @late stone died.

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@alpine magnet drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@long vine walked up to @formal badge and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @long vine, that kills people! @formal badge died.

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@ionic willow modified @livid shuttle's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @livid shuttle was never seen again. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @brave shore suddenly didn't feel so good. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @ionic willow found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @ionic willow died.

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@long vine started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@alpine magnet almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@alpine magnet tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @alpine magnet died.

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@tight niche wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@tight niche was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@long vine thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @alpine magnet
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic willow
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @fair meteor, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @velvet escarp
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@raw moss sacrificed @orchid scaffold by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @orchid scaffold died.

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@amber ermine thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore used their embezzled funds to shred through @errant vine with a Coin Gun. @errant vine died.

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@fair meteor found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@livid shuttle sharpened @gray sky's face at a Sharpening Station. @gray sky became the sharpest tool in the shed. @gray sky died.

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@late stone was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@late stone forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @late stone wasn't a Slime, @late stone was endlessly beaten. @late stone died.

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@upbeat magnet went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@formal badge became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss modified @velvet escarp's Candy Cane Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @velvet escarp was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @velvet escarp died.

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@fair meteor got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @fair meteor died.

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@upbeat magnet tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @upbeat magnet died.

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@livid shuttle thought that @tight niche was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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There was a snake in @long vine's boot! @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @hardy patio gave up.

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@tight niche and @raw moss swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@hardy patio found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@hardy patio smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@raw moss used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @fair meteor
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet escarp
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

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hardy patio Mar 10, 2026, 8:38 AM

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ionic willow Mar 10, 2026, 8:47 AM

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little storm Mar 10, 2026, 8:51 AM

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amber ermine Mar 10, 2026, 9:00 AM

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long vine Mar 10, 2026, 9:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 10, 2026, 9:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @upbeat magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @little storm, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @late stone, and @ionic willow
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@raw moss had a sleepover with @late stone, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @orchid scaffold was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @orchid scaffold had ever been in. @orchid scaffold died.

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@livid shuttle wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@long vine got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@amber ermine thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @amber ermine died.

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@little storm got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @little storm died.

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@gray sky was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@upbeat magnet started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@tight niche began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @late stone's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @late stone died.

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@raw moss placed chests all over the world except where @ionic willow was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @ionic willow died.

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@livid shuttle looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@hardy patio learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@upbeat magnet tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @upbeat magnet died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @hardy patio wasn't a pie. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@tranquil wyvern's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@long vine's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @long vine died.

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@raw moss faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@raw moss hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@tight niche found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@tight niche gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 10, 2026, 9:40 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 10, 2026, 9:45 AM

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long vine Mar 10, 2026, 9:54 AM

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amber ermine Mar 10, 2026, 10:07 AM

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ionic willow Mar 10, 2026, 10:22 AM

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formal badge Mar 10, 2026, 10:25 AM

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thick steppe Mar 10, 2026, 10:27 AM

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brave shore Mar 10, 2026, 10:27 AM

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@livid shuttle complained that they had no life, so @thick steppe used a Life Drain to take @raw moss's life and give it to @livid shuttle. @raw moss died.

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@thick steppe was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @thick steppe died.

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@long vine moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @long vine died.

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@formal badge got a piggyback ride from @amber ermine, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@brave shore thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@tight niche followed @ionic willow into the jungle. @tight niche started looking left, right and center for @ionic willow, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@livid shuttle grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @formal badge. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@novel summit thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@novel summit flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @livid shuttle when the world was flipped.

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@ionic willow ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @ionic willow's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @ionic willow died.

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@brave shore and @tranquil wyvern played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@tight niche, @brave shore and @novel summit played hot potato with a grenade. @novel summit forgot to pass it on. @novel summit died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@livid shuttle walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore replaced @tranquil wyvern's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@tight niche traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@brave shore stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @thick steppe

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near mortar Mar 10, 2026, 10:44 AM

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amber ermine Mar 10, 2026, 10:48 AM

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ionic willow Mar 10, 2026, 10:49 AM

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brave shore Mar 10, 2026, 11:07 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 10, 2026, 11:12 AM

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bleak perch Mar 10, 2026, 11:22 AM

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proud lava Mar 10, 2026, 11:24 AM

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edgy niche Mar 10, 2026, 11:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 10, 2026, 11:29 AM

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@edgy niche, @bleak perch, @tight niche, @sand portal, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @ionic willow
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@ionic willow tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@sand portal invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @sand portal died.

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@tranquil wyvern developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@amber ermine fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @proud lava died.

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@near mortar trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@livid shuttle became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tight niche spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@long vine told @edgy niche to bite the dust. In response, @edgy niche took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@bleak perch couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@near mortar marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @ionic willow randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @brave shore found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @brave shore was trapped for all eternity. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@near mortar dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @near mortar died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @ionic willow thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@ionic willow went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @ionic willow died.

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@long vine became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@edgy niche felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@tranquil wyvern was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@edgy niche overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@bleak perch had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@bleak perch went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @bleak perch died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @edgy niche is now goo. @edgy niche died.

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@tight niche insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @tranquil wyvern insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @tranquil wyvern, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @edgy niche
150 points go to 5th place: @bleak perch
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@echo depot, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @ionic willow
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@echo depot started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @echo depot died.

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@amber ermine stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@ebon matrix ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @ebon matrix died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @gray sky farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche swapped @formal badge's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @formal badge then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @brave shore's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@near mortar explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tight niche tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@ionic willow fed @jolly swift several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@long vine told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @near mortar and @tranquil wyvern.

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@brave shore angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@jolly swift failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@ionic willow found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@tight niche managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@long vine found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@brave shore threw a Stink Potion at @near mortar. @near mortar threw a Toxic Flask right back. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@near mortar finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @near mortar died.

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@long vine wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@ionic willow opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@jolly swift started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@ionic willow was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @ionic willow died.

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Hey @tranquil wyvern, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift donated all of their organs to those in need. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine and @tight niche had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@long vine became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tight niche saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@tight niche and @long vine got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@tight niche was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic willow
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @trail loom, @tender stone, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, and @ionic willow
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@steel sentinel threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@tender stone went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @tender stone died.

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@tranquil wyvern tricked @long vine into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @long vine died.

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@jolly swift wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @amber ermine into an apple. @amber ermine died.

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@trail loom summoned the Old One's Army while @ionic willow was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @ionic willow died.

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@tranquil wyvern became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@carmine cairn blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @carmine cairn's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@trail loom accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @trail loom died.

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@jolly swift activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@carmine cairn dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @tender stone

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tight niche Mar 10, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @worn tangle, and @idle pike
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@tight niche started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@static trout was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @static trout died.

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@tight niche put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @tight niche died.

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@jolly swift made some Synonym Rolls for @livid shuttle and @idle pike. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@errant vine played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@steel sentinel comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@errant vine was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @errant vine's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @errant vine died.

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@livid shuttle started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@jolly swift got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@livid shuttle was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @livid shuttle died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @tranquil wyvern. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @steel sentinel died.

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@worn tangle was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@worn tangle tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @worn tangle died.

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@jolly swift ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @carmine cairn allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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Out of boredom, @idle pike used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@carmine cairn found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@idle pike overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@idle pike tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @idle pike was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Mar 10, 2026, 4:38 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 10, 2026, 4:42 PM

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fair meteor Mar 10, 2026, 4:55 PM

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lucid hull Mar 10, 2026, 4:59 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 5:27 PM

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midnight perch Mar 10, 2026, 5:31 PM

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idle sky Mar 10, 2026, 6:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @midnight perch, @lucid hull, @fair meteor, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @steel sentinel, and @idle sky
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@midnight perch tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @midnight perch died.

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@carmine cairn wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@steel sentinel equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@exotic saddle found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@lucid hull looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @lucid hull died.

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@fair meteor befriended @tranquil wyvern by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@amber ermine is hvinga stroker n. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @exotic saddle died.

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@jolly swift made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tranquil wyvern commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@fair meteor made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @fair meteor died.

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@tranquil wyvern was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@idle sky contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @idle sky died.

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@jolly swift forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@steel sentinel challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fair meteor
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid hull
100 points go to 10th place: @midnight perch

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fair meteor Mar 10, 2026, 6:38 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 7:21 PM

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raw moss Mar 10, 2026, 7:43 PM

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trail loom Mar 10, 2026, 7:56 PM

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gray compass Mar 10, 2026, 8:18 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 8:25 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @lucid hull, @raw moss, @fair meteor, @trail loom, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @glass vine, @steel sentinel, @severe spoke, @formal badge, and @real wedge
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@gray compass tried to instigate drama against @static trout, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @gray compass used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @static trout died.

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@lucid hull did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @fair meteor, who happened to be watching. @fair meteor died.

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@trail loom saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@severe spoke started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@glass vine spun around in a full circle and shot @gray compass with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @gray compass died.

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@glass vine tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @glass vine died.

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@steel sentinel soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @steel sentinel dyed.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @steel sentinel was caught in the crossfire. @steel sentinel died.

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@formal badge learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tranquil wyvern sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@lucid hull jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@real wedge used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @real wedge died.

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@lucid hull got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @lucid hull died.

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@severe spoke tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@tranquil wyvern made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@carmine cairn looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@severe spoke found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@trail loom was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@raw moss invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@severe spoke's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @severe spoke died.

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@trail loom fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@raw moss found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@carmine cairn broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@carmine cairn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@raw moss sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @severe spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid hull
100 points go to 7th place: @real wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 10, 2026, 8:38 PM

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amber merlin Mar 10, 2026, 8:39 PM

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amber ermine Mar 10, 2026, 8:51 PM

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sand portal Mar 10, 2026, 8:53 PM

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static trout Mar 10, 2026, 8:54 PM

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trail loom Mar 10, 2026, 9:04 PM

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fresh trout Mar 10, 2026, 9:20 PM

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brave shore Mar 10, 2026, 9:25 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 9:27 PM

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trail loom Mar 10, 2026, 9:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 10, 2026, 9:37 PM

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@trail loom, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 10, 2026, 9:55 PM

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severe spoke Mar 10, 2026, 10:21 PM

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glacial totem Mar 10, 2026, 10:23 PM

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worn tangle Mar 10, 2026, 10:26 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @amber merlin, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @sand portal, @trail loom, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fresh trout, @severe spoke, @brave shore, and @worn tangle
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@glacial totem was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @glacial totem died.

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@severe spoke overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@amber merlin played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @amber merlin died.

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@raw moss recruited @amber ermine as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@sand portal constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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The Nurse told @static trout they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@worn tangle made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@fresh trout built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@sand portal flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @sand portal died.

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@trail loom managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @trail loom found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @trail loom died.

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@severe spoke wrote @amber ermine's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@fresh trout didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @fresh trout died.

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@long vine got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@worn tangle was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@severe spoke was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @severe spoke died.

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While playing at the beach, @carmine cairn buried @raw moss in the sand. It took @raw moss several hours to dig themselves back out.

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The sun burnt @long vine into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@brave shore brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@brave shore didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @brave shore died.

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@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.

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@carmine cairn drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@long vine started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @worn tangle wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@raw moss didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @worn tangle, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @worn tangle died.

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@long vine called @carmine cairn a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @long vine died.

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@raw moss wanted to start a band, and recruited @carmine cairn as their keyboard player. @carmine cairn showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@raw moss complained to @carmine cairn that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss decided to play catch with a White Phaseblade. @carmine cairn missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @fresh trout
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 10th place: @sand portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 10, 2026, 10:39 PM

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glacial totem Mar 10, 2026, 10:45 PM

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trail loom Mar 10, 2026, 10:47 PM

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sand portal Mar 10, 2026, 11:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 10, 2026, 11:02 PM

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long vine Mar 10, 2026, 11:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 10, 2026, 11:05 PM

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summer jolt Mar 10, 2026, 11:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 10, 2026, 11:16 PM

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strange walrus Mar 10, 2026, 11:27 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 11:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 10, 2026, 11:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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trail loom Mar 10, 2026, 11:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 10, 2026, 11:31 PM

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@trail loom, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Mar 10, 2026, 11:44 PM

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sand portal Mar 11, 2026, 12:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 12:03 AM

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@sand portal, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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fresh trout Mar 11, 2026, 12:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 12:10 AM

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glass vine Mar 11, 2026, 12:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 12:18 AM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @sand portal, @strange walrus, @trail loom, @long vine, @fresh trout, @glass vine, @livid shuttle, and @summer jolt
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@static trout literally can't even. @static trout died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @sand portal's. @sand portal died.

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@fresh trout slammed @strange walrus into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @strange walrus died.

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@trail loom listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @trail loom saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@trail loom started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @trail loom died.

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@glass vine hid from @raw moss by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@livid shuttle merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@long vine playfully poked @glass vine and laughed. @glass vine playfully poked them back with a Spear. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@raw moss decisively vanquished @glass vine through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @glass vine died.

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@glacial totem drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@livid shuttle forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @livid shuttle died.

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@summer jolt was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @summer jolt died.

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@carmine cairn joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@raw moss had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@glacial totem tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@fresh trout tried to steal @raw moss's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@glacial totem heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@carmine cairn tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@glacial totem threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @fresh trout would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @fresh trout died.

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@glacial totem used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @glacial totem died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @carmine cairn begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@carmine cairn spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@carmine cairn’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@carmine cairn went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@raw moss tried to throw a Gungnir at @carmine cairn before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@carmine cairn tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@raw moss reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

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@raw moss crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@carmine cairn tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@raw moss painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@raw moss woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @raw moss with bug spray. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 5th place: @summer jolt
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 10th place: @strange walrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 11, 2026, 12:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sand portal Mar 11, 2026, 12:39 AM

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@sand portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

trail loom Mar 11, 2026, 12:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 12:40 AM

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static trout Mar 11, 2026, 12:43 AM

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glacial totem Mar 11, 2026, 1:09 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 11, 2026, 1:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 1:09 AM

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gray compass Mar 11, 2026, 1:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 1:12 AM

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arctic temple Mar 11, 2026, 1:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 1:21 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 11, 2026, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 1:23 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

alpine cove Mar 11, 2026, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 1:25 AM

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fresh trout Mar 11, 2026, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 11, 2026, 1:26 AM

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@fresh trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 11, 2026, 1:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sand portal, @trail loom, @gray compass, @exotic saddle, @fresh trout, @alpine cove, @livid shuttle, and @arctic temple
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem declared war against @static trout because they didn't like something @static trout said in their AMA.

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@exotic saddle and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @livid shuttle tattled on them.

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@trail loom made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@arctic temple asked for @sand portal's autograph. At first, @sand portal was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@carmine cairn tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Boreal Wood Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@raw moss found some Diamond Ore. @alpine cove quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @tight niche was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@gray compass used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@fresh trout held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@static trout stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @static trout blinked first.

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@trail loom used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@glacial totem fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@sand portal tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@glacial totem tried to attack @gray compass by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @static trout died.

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@trail loom stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @trail loom died.

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@arctic temple was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@alpine cove took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@carmine cairn drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @exotic saddle was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@exotic saddle got impaled by Mourning Wood. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn shot @alpine cove in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @alpine cove died.

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@livid shuttle started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @raw moss forced them to put in some more effort.

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@arctic temple shot @sand portal with a Water Gun. @sand portal shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@livid shuttle was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @arctic temple died.

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@gray compass drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@gray compass read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @gray compass then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @gray compass died.

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@raw moss won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@sand portal stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @sand portal died.

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@carmine cairn found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@raw moss created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @raw moss's artistic genius.

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@fresh trout suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@fresh trout played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @fresh trout died.

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@raw moss did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@carmine cairn tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@tight niche tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@raw moss sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@tight niche got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @carmine cairn's back, which then integrated itself into @carmine cairn's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@raw moss blew @carmine cairn to bits using an exploding bed. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!