#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 161

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 12:35 AM

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static trout Mar 9, 2026, 12:48 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 9, 2026, 1:08 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 1:20 AM

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hasty fog Mar 9, 2026, 1:24 AM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 1:26 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @hasty fog, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @mossy stone, @trail loom, @half magnet, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @livid shuttle, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hasty fog put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @hasty fog died.

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@static trout tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @static trout died.

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@mossy stone likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @mossy stone probably liked trains a bit too much. @mossy stone died.

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@livid shuttle took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@half magnet preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@trail loom and @exotic saddle found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@carmine cairn went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tight niche's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@half magnet got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @half magnet died.

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@livid shuttle brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@exotic saddle tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @exotic saddle died.

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@livid shuttle forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@tight niche almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@raw moss adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@trail loom built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@raw moss put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@raw moss died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @formal badge is now goo. @formal badge died.

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@trail loom fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @trail loom died.

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@tight niche explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@long vine started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @carmine cairn and @tight niche.

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@long vine played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @long vine. @long vine died.

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@tight niche saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@carmine cairn needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@tight niche's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@carmine cairn was furious at @tight niche for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @carmine cairn's special someone!

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@tight niche's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@carmine cairn accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @carmine cairn, go jump off that cliff. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @mossy stone

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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trail loom Mar 9, 2026, 1:38 AM

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 1:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 1:39 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 9, 2026, 1:42 AM

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half magnet Mar 9, 2026, 1:43 AM

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mossy stone Mar 9, 2026, 2:03 AM

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devout barn Mar 9, 2026, 2:04 AM

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honest flower Mar 9, 2026, 2:18 AM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 2:28 AM

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flat shale Mar 9, 2026, 2:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gray compass Mar 9, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@honest flower, @flat shale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @devout barn, @mossy stone, @trail loom, @gray compass, @half magnet, @long vine, @exotic saddle, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@raw moss followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @raw moss died.

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@devout barn invited @mossy stone to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @devout barn was mauled by wolves. @devout barn died.

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Poor @formal badge. @formal badge keeps getting pinged over and over again. @formal badge is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @formal badge. @formal badge. @formal badge.

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@trail loom began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@tight niche built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@honest flower was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@half magnet tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@mossy stone wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @mossy stone died.

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@flat shale and @formal badge had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@half magnet accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @half magnet died.

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@tight niche hid an actuator in @exotic saddle's lunch. Later that day, @exotic saddle stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @exotic saddle died.

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@honest flower had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@trail loom searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@honest flower picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @honest flower died.

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@trail loom made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@formal badge ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @formal badge's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @formal badge died.

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@flat shale fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @flat shale died.

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@gray compass kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@long vine was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tight niche stopped them in time.

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@gray compass tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @gray compass died.

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@trail loom and @tight niche relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@trail loom accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @trail loom died.

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@tight niche covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@long vine almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@tight niche found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@long vine was building a nice house. @tight niche asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @long vine just looked confused.

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@long vine tried to stab @tight niche, but @tight niche's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @gray compass
150 points go to 5th place: @flat shale
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @honest flower
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @mossy stone

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 2:39 AM

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raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 2:42 AM

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honest flower Mar 9, 2026, 3:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 3:01 AM

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nocturne flame Mar 9, 2026, 3:06 AM

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potent talon Mar 9, 2026, 3:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 3:14 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 9, 2026, 3:17 AM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 3:26 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 3:29 AM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 3:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@honest flower, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @nocturne flame, @exotic saddle, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss tried to attack @honest flower with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@honest flower made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @honest flower died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

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@potent talon tried to kill @tight niche by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@potent talon encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@nocturne flame tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @nocturne flame didn't know that.

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@livid shuttle wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@nocturne flame was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @nocturne flame died.

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@tight niche stole @formal badge's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @formal badge was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@long vine was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @long vine died.

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The moon hit @formal badge's eye like a big pizza pie. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche tried attacking @raw moss, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@carmine cairn drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@raw moss ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tight niche red. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @nocturne flame
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @honest flower

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 3:39 AM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 4:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 4:18 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

glacial totem Mar 9, 2026, 4:31 AM

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ionic willow Mar 9, 2026, 5:09 AM

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brave shore Mar 9, 2026, 5:20 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Mar 9, 2026, 5:34 AM

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glass vine Mar 9, 2026, 6:17 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @glass vine, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @glacial totem died.

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@exotic saddle was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @exotic saddle died.

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@formal badge drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@raw moss was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @glass vine's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @glass vine died.

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@long vine found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@brave shore watched @tight niche go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tight niche was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@brave shore mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@formal badge fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @formal badge died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@ionic willow somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@tight niche saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@brave shore had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @brave shore wasn't a pie. @brave shore died.

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@ionic willow was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @ionic willow died.

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@long vine was walked on by a Martian Walker. @long vine died.

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@raw moss accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @ionic willow
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 6:37 AM

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raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 6:37 AM

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ebon matrix Mar 9, 2026, 6:43 AM

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arctic temple Mar 9, 2026, 6:44 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 9, 2026, 6:53 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 9, 2026, 6:58 AM

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sleek walrus Mar 9, 2026, 7:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 7:21 AM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 7:25 AM

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orchid scaffold Mar 9, 2026, 7:26 AM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 7:29 AM

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hardy patio Mar 9, 2026, 7:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @sleek walrus, @ebon matrix, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@orchid scaffold sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@hardy patio relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@long vine toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @long vine died.

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@arctic temple tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@sleek walrus started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @sleek walrus died.

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@ebon matrix was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @ebon matrix died.

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@livid shuttle tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@waxen marlin lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @waxen marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal @formal badge's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@livid shuttle found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @livid shuttle died.

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@hardy patio attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@arctic temple's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@arctic temple thought they assassinated @orchid scaffold, but it was just @arctic temple in disguise. Huh? @arctic temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@tight niche began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@formal badge got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@orchid scaffold and @hardy patio started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @orchid scaffold took out their actual shotgun. @hardy patio died.

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@orchid scaffold went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @orchid scaffold died.

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@raw moss snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @sleek walrus, @haughty oar, @glass vine, @sweet fractal, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @brave shore, @worn tangle, @real plover, @alpine magnet, and @ionic willow
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@long vine started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @long vine died.

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@sleek walrus spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @sleek walrus died.

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@glass vine tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @glass vine keeled over from a heart attack. @glass vine died.

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@tight niche found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tight niche pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@sweet fractal boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @sweet fractal died.

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@real plover took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @real plover died.

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@ionic willow found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@alpine magnet forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @alpine magnet died.

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@worn tangle accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@formal badge tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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A zombie snuck up on @ionic willow and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @ionic willow died.

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@haughty oar started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @haughty oar died.

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@formal badge took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tight niche's Rod of Discord.

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@hardy patio stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @hardy patio died.

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While exploring a swamp, @brave shore caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tranquil wyvern found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tight niche, who silenced @tranquil wyvern by filling their hiding place with water. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore bragged to @worn tangle about their combat skills. @worn tangle didn't really know @brave shore and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@formal badge paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Bat Scepter.

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@raw moss rescued @formal badge from drowning, but in reverse. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tight niche died.

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@worn tangle decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@brave shore carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @brave shore died.

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@worn tangle painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@raw moss shot @worn tangle with a Water Gun. @worn tangle shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@worn tangle walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@worn tangle started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @worn tangle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @worn tangle
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @haughty oar
100 points go to 9th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 10th place: @alpine magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 9, 2026, 8:40 AM

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ionic willow Mar 9, 2026, 8:41 AM

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sweet fractal Mar 9, 2026, 8:59 AM

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jolly swift Mar 9, 2026, 9:07 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 9, 2026, 9:11 AM

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brave shore Mar 9, 2026, 9:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 9:28 AM

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 9:29 AM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 9:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @sweet fractal, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @ionic willow
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@tranquil wyvern snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@long vine was playing hide and seek with @livid shuttle and @raw moss, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @long vine died.

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@sweet fractal's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @sweet fractal! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@jolly swift tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@formal badge accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@hardy patio placed chests all over the world except where @mighty coyote was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @mighty coyote died.

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@brave shore soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @brave shore dyed.

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@sweet fractal challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @sweet fractal died.

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@jolly swift wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@formal badge started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@hardy patio found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tranquil wyvern excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@livid shuttle tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @livid shuttle died.

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@ionic willow went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @ionic willow died.

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@tight niche tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@brave shore brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@jolly swift wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @tranquil wyvern's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@raw moss heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@hardy patio learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tight niche wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@formal badge watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@tranquil wyvern found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@formal badge was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@brave shore tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Gold Broadsword instead of a Bug Net.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@brave shore ripped @hardy patio's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @hardy patio. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @brave shore's skull. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 9:38 AM

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jolly swift Mar 9, 2026, 9:40 AM

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upbeat magnet Mar 9, 2026, 9:41 AM

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 9:42 AM

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arctic temple Mar 9, 2026, 9:46 AM

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ionic willow Mar 9, 2026, 9:53 AM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 9:57 AM

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hardy patio Mar 9, 2026, 10:02 AM

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fresh trout Mar 9, 2026, 10:09 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 9, 2026, 10:12 AM

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edgy niche Mar 9, 2026, 10:25 AM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 10:27 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @fresh trout, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @ionic willow
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@livid shuttle watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @ionic willow spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@jolly swift tried to throw a Sky Dragon's Fury at @long vine before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@upbeat magnet opened the front door and saw @fresh trout trying to murder the Guide. @upbeat magnet slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@edgy niche baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@tight niche began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @long vine was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @long vine had ever been in. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@arctic temple created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @arctic temple's artistic genius.

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@mighty coyote asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @mighty coyote died.

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@formal badge found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @formal badge was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@fresh trout dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @hardy patio, but @hardy patio simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @fresh trout died.

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@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@formal badge went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @tight niche and @arctic temple summoned the Impending Doom. @formal badge died.

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@ionic willow tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@jolly swift considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@upbeat magnet joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @upbeat magnet was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@livid shuttle went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@ionic willow searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@tight niche managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@arctic temple played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @arctic temple died.

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@upbeat magnet overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@ionic willow thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @ionic willow died.

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@raw moss tried to kill @jolly swift, but failed to ask for consent.

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@edgy niche used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @edgy niche then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@edgy niche tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@upbeat magnet tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @upbeat magnet died.

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@edgy niche built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @edgy niche died.

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@raw moss threw @hardy patio into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @hardy patio died.

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@jolly swift was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tight niche decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @livid shuttle into fertilizer. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @tight niche's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 7th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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upbeat magnet Mar 9, 2026, 10:39 AM

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raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 10:39 AM

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ionic willow Mar 9, 2026, 10:40 AM

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old gate Mar 9, 2026, 10:48 AM

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gray sky Mar 9, 2026, 10:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 9, 2026, 11:05 AM

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 11:11 AM

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ebon matrix Mar 9, 2026, 11:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 11:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @old gate, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @ionic willow
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@old gate decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @old gate died.

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@upbeat magnet wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@long vine fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@livid shuttle told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @livid shuttle died.

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@ebon matrix had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Sandgun. Obviously, this failed.

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@raw moss wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@ionic willow wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @ionic willow died.

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@tranquil wyvern sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@long vine eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@ebon matrix wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @ebon matrix died.

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@upbeat magnet killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@upbeat magnet discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @upbeat magnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @long vine died.

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@tight niche challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @upbeat magnet
150 points go to 6th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @old gate

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 11:37 AM

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jolly swift Mar 9, 2026, 11:43 AM

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little storm Mar 9, 2026, 11:51 AM

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old gate Mar 9, 2026, 12:08 PM

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hardy patio Mar 9, 2026, 12:12 PM

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brave shore Mar 9, 2026, 12:14 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 12:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 12:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 12:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @old gate, @little storm, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@tight niche threw @jolly swift in the washing machine and turned it on. @jolly swift died.

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@upbeat magnet played rock-paper-scissors with @livid shuttle. @upbeat magnet played paper. @livid shuttle played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @upbeat magnet was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @upbeat magnet died.

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@brave shore started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@carmine cairn ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @old gate before they could say "Zoinks!" @old gate died.

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@tranquil wyvern realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@little storm declared that 64 was their favorite number. @raw moss wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @little storm by stabbing them 64 times. @little storm died.

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@hardy patio dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @hardy patio died.

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@gray sky picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @carmine cairn had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @livid shuttle died.

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Thanks to @tranquil wyvern's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @raw moss's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @brave shore died.

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@long vine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @carmine cairn tested this theory on @long vine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @long vine died.

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Rumors started spreading that @tight niche was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @tight niche.

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@tight niche was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@raw moss watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@raw moss pickpocketed @carmine cairn, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@carmine cairn dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @raw moss fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@raw moss accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @little storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 12:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 9, 2026, 12:54 PM

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jolly swift Mar 9, 2026, 1:07 PM

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gray sky Mar 9, 2026, 1:16 PM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 1:26 PM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 1:28 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 1:28 PM

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ionic willow Mar 9, 2026, 1:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 1:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @ionic willow
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@livid shuttle put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @livid shuttle whole. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine and @tranquil wyvern ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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After @near mortar went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @near mortar died.

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@formal badge aimed a Last Prism beam at @ionic willow, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@ionic willow took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @ionic willow died.

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After opening a present, @gray sky discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@carmine cairn thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@long vine and @gray sky played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @long vine was the chicken. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn pumped @tight niche full of lead. No one was hurt, but @tight niche's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tranquil wyvern and @formal badge were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @tranquil wyvern, but left @formal badge alone because they smelled funny. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@formal badge died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @formal badge died.

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@long vine put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@jolly swift attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @tight niche watched the carnage from a safe distance. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn asked @long vine if they "knew the way". @long vine didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@tight niche created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @long vine got too close while watching. @long vine died.

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@tight niche challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Mar 9, 2026, 1:37 PM

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 1:40 PM

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ionic willow Mar 9, 2026, 1:52 PM

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trail loom Mar 9, 2026, 1:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 2:00 PM

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lime creek Mar 9, 2026, 2:05 PM

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half magnet Mar 9, 2026, 2:06 PM

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verbal flint Mar 9, 2026, 2:15 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 2:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 2:23 PM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 2:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 2:24 PM

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jolly swift Mar 9, 2026, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 2:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @verbal flint, @trail loom, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@half magnet shot their Chain Gun to the left of @jolly swift just to scare them. @jolly swift heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @jolly swift died.

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@livid shuttle splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tight niche observed disapprovingly.

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@carmine cairn was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @formal badge caught them in time.

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@verbal flint used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @verbal flint died.

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@ionic willow rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @ionic willow's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@trail loom and @tranquil wyvern set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@long vine built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@long vine invited @livid shuttle to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @long vine was mauled by wolves. @long vine died.

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@half magnet got burninated by Tim. @half magnet died.

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@gray sky heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@formal badge uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @formal badge died.

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@ionic willow found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@tight niche set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@tranquil wyvern sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tight niche tried to destroy @livid shuttle by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@ionic willow couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@livid shuttle jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @livid shuttle died.

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@lime creek hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Diamond Staff.

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@ionic willow was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@ionic willow accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @ionic willow died.

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@tranquil wyvern landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @tranquil wyvern accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@trail loom heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tight niche, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@carmine cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@trail loom had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@trail loom tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @carmine cairn demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @trail loom by two. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@tight niche tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic willow
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ionic willow Mar 9, 2026, 2:40 PM

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gray sky Mar 9, 2026, 2:42 PM

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bb!register

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jolly swift Mar 9, 2026, 2:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 9, 2026, 3:11 PM

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formal badge Mar 9, 2026, 3:25 PM

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gleaming snow Mar 9, 2026, 3:26 PM

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tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 3:28 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 3:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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worn tangle Mar 9, 2026, 3:30 PM

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upbeat magnet Mar 9, 2026, 4:01 PM

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simple lily Mar 9, 2026, 4:02 PM

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glacial totem Mar 9, 2026, 4:03 PM

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grim pecan Mar 9, 2026, 4:18 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 4:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 4:23 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gray compass Mar 9, 2026, 4:25 PM

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fresh trout Mar 9, 2026, 4:28 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @gleaming snow, @tight niche, @upbeat magnet, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @fresh trout, @grim pecan, @simple lily, @gray sky, @formal badge, @worn tangle, and @ionic willow
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@glacial totem fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @glacial totem died.

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@grim pecan started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@jolly swift curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @jolly swift in half. @jolly swift died.

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@gray sky entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@ionic willow almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@simple lily walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@gleaming snow and @formal badge were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @gleaming snow fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @gleaming snow died.

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@carmine cairn tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @fresh trout and @upbeat magnet, who did not approve of gambling.

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@upbeat magnet tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @worn tangle's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @upbeat magnet died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@simple lily threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@grim pecan was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@gray compass painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@carmine cairn combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@gray sky started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@ionic willow invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@formal badge found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@tight niche tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@fresh trout and @tranquil wyvern built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@grim pecan dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @grim pecan died.

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@simple lily realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @simple lily died.

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@gray sky's face was scorched off after @ionic willow took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge was furious at @gray compass for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @formal badge's special someone!

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@worn tangle tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tight niche through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @worn tangle has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @worn tangle died.

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@fresh trout wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@ionic willow accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @ionic willow died.

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@formal badge solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@carmine cairn teleported behind @gray compass using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @gray compass died.

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@tight niche tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@tight niche ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@tranquil wyvern played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fresh trout was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@formal badge became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@carmine cairn baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@fresh trout started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@formal badge hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn and @fresh trout discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@fresh trout used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@carmine cairn accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@fresh trout wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @fresh trout died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @fresh trout
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @worn tangle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @simple lily

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @warped rampart, @gray sky, and @worn tangle
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@glacial totem angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @glacial totem's floating house. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @jolly swift said "thanks, you too." @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@worn tangle accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@amber ermine tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @amber ermine died.

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@warped rampart and @proud lava were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @warped rampart played solitaire. @proud lava stood behind them and watched.

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@gray sky tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@carmine cairn threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@steel sentinel chased @proud lava with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @proud lava died.

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@worn tangle found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@warped rampart was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @warped rampart barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @warped rampart died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@gray sky was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@worn tangle called @tranquil wyvern on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @worn tangle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @steel sentinel didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @warped rampart
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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static trout Mar 9, 2026, 6:51 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 9, 2026, 7:10 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 7:25 PM

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tranquil summit Mar 9, 2026, 8:01 PM

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verbal flint Mar 9, 2026, 8:25 PM

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umbral lake Mar 9, 2026, 8:27 PM

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gray compass Mar 9, 2026, 8:27 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tranquil summit, @verbal flint, @next hemlock, @trail loom, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @umbral lake, @exotic saddle, @quasi talon, and @steel sentinel
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In a bizarre turn of events, @static trout was flattened by a road roller. @static trout died.

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@gray compass flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@quasi talon placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Xenopopper.

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@tranquil summit tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @tranquil summit died.

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@verbal flint tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @verbal flint died.

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@trail loom decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@carmine cairn used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@gray compass somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @gray compass died.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@next hemlock tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@trail loom started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@tranquil wyvern pulled out their Pearlwood Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @tranquil wyvern pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@umbral lake reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @umbral lake died.

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@exotic saddle gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @exotic saddle died.

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@quasi talon's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @quasi talon died.

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@trail loom attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@tranquil wyvern started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@steel sentinel had @next hemlock lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @next hemlock, this wasn't a magic show. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn saw @steel sentinel trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @carmine cairn is calling the police!

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@steel sentinel contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@carmine cairn walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@steel sentinel got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @steel sentinel wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @steel sentinel was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@steel sentinel drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @quasi talon
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @umbral lake
100 points go to 9th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 10th place: @verbal flint

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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devout barn Mar 9, 2026, 8:39 PM

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raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 9:00 PM

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static trout Mar 9, 2026, 9:03 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 9:20 PM

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brave shore Mar 9, 2026, 9:25 PM

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 9:55 PM

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gray compass Mar 9, 2026, 10:28 PM

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sand portal Mar 9, 2026, 10:28 PM

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hardy patio Mar 9, 2026, 10:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @tranquil summit, @sand portal, @gray compass, @long vine, @umbral lake, @exotic saddle, @hardy patio, and @brave shore
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@static trout programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @static trout died.

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@tranquil summit was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @tranquil summit died.

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@hardy patio drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@sand portal ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @sand portal died.

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@umbral lake used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @umbral lake died.

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@raw moss patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @carmine cairn in disguise.

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@gray compass looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@long vine obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @long vine never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@raw moss and @hardy patio had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@exotic saddle found a hill and started to roll down it. @exotic saddle was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@long vine opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@brave shore died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @brave shore was revived.

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@brave shore pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @brave shore died.

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@gray compass did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @carmine cairn, who happened to be passing by.

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@long vine opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @long vine's neck. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio built a floating city and named it "England".

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@gray compass was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @gray compass died.

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@carmine cairn went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@hardy patio kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @hardy patio to death with an ice cream spoon. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn played Frisbee with @raw moss using a Light Disc, but @raw moss unfortunately didn't have five hands. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @gray compass
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @umbral lake
100 points go to 9th place: @sand portal
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 9, 2026, 10:38 PM

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arctic temple Mar 9, 2026, 10:43 PM

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long vine Mar 9, 2026, 10:47 PM

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sand portal Mar 9, 2026, 10:51 PM

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glass vine Mar 9, 2026, 10:53 PM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:25 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray compass Mar 9, 2026, 11:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:28 PM

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@gray compass, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike Mar 9, 2026, 11:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:29 PM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

idle sky Mar 9, 2026, 11:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:30 PM

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@idle sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil summit Mar 9, 2026, 11:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:30 PM

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@tranquil summit, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil summit, @raw moss, @sand portal, @gray compass, @long vine, @glass vine, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @arctic temple, @idle sky, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glass vine took aim at @steel sentinel from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@tranquil summit got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @arctic temple got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @tranquil summit died.

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@hardy patio overwhelmed @sand portal with a storm of flying bananas. @sand portal died.

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@raw moss went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@gray compass was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @gray compass died.

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@carmine cairn swung a Staff of Regrowth at @idle pike, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@long vine messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@raw moss and @long vine had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@hardy patio invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@glass vine started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @glass vine died.

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@carmine cairn planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@steel sentinel had the high ground, but @idle sky just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @steel sentinel toppling to their doom. @steel sentinel died.

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@idle pike was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @carmine cairn stopped them in time.

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@arctic temple put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine performed open heart surgery on @hardy patio, even though @hardy patio never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss knocked furiously on @long vine's door while holding an axe. @long vine shouted, "Who's there?"

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@idle sky headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@idle sky joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @idle sky died.

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@carmine cairn sat on a wall. @carmine cairn had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @carmine cairn together again. @carmine cairn died.

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@idle pike dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @idle pike is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@raw moss warned @long vine not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @long vine trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@long vine was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @long vine died.

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@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@idle pike drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @raw moss mopped @idle pike up with a tissue. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @gray compass

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 9, 2026, 11:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Mar 9, 2026, 11:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:38 PM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

orchid scaffold Mar 9, 2026, 11:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:39 PM

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@orchid scaffold, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 9, 2026, 11:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:40 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 9, 2026, 11:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 11:52 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Mar 10, 2026, 12:11 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 10, 2026, 12:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 10, 2026, 12:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.