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gray sky Mar 7, 2026, 11:05 PM

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long vine Mar 7, 2026, 11:18 PM

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rocky crown Mar 7, 2026, 11:22 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 7, 2026, 11:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 7, 2026, 11:28 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @nocturne flame, @astral glacier, @gray sky, and @rocky crown
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @long vine died.

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@astral glacier managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @astral glacier found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @astral glacier died.

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@gray sky started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @gray sky suddenly didn't feel so good. @gray sky died.

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@glacial totem decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@rocky crown tied up @tight niche and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @tight niche to die. However, @tight niche managed to escape from their bonds.

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@rocky crown's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @rocky crown died.

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@carmine cairn knocked furiously on @raw moss's door while holding an axe. @raw moss shouted, "Who's there?"

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@trail loom briefly considered proposing marriage to @glacial totem, but married a bee instead.

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@nocturne flame was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@tight niche started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@tight niche found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@glacial totem talked with @nocturne flame about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@trail loom realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @raw moss over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@raw moss swung a Chlorophyte Saber at @trail loom and missed. However, @trail loom acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @raw moss to receive a yellow card.

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@tight niche touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@nocturne flame received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @nocturne flame died.

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@carmine cairn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@trail loom's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @glacial totem and @carmine cairn's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @trail loom died.

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@raw moss and @tight niche spotted a Water Bolt on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@tight niche tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@carmine cairn landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @carmine cairn accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@tight niche accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem had @raw moss lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @raw moss, this wasn't a magic show. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @nocturne flame
100 points go to 7th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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half magnet Mar 7, 2026, 11:39 PM

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raw moss Mar 7, 2026, 11:39 PM

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trail loom Mar 7, 2026, 11:40 PM

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long vine Mar 7, 2026, 11:42 PM

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nocturne flame Mar 7, 2026, 11:45 PM

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verbal flint Mar 7, 2026, 11:45 PM

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trim heron Mar 7, 2026, 11:46 PM

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fresh trout Mar 7, 2026, 11:54 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 7, 2026, 11:58 PM

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potent talon Mar 8, 2026, 12:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 12:01 AM

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hardy patio Mar 8, 2026, 12:06 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 8, 2026, 12:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 12:27 AM

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astral glacier Mar 8, 2026, 12:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 12:27 AM

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tame steeple Mar 8, 2026, 12:27 AM

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glacial totem Mar 8, 2026, 12:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 12:29 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @tame steeple, @raw moss, @verbal flint, @trail loom, @half magnet, @long vine, @nocturne flame, @exotic saddle, @fresh trout, @astral glacier, @hardy patio, @potent talon, and @trim heron
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem got burninated by Tim. @glacial totem died.

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@exotic saddle walked up to @verbal flint and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @exotic saddle, that kills people! @verbal flint died.

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@carmine cairn was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@half magnet was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @half magnet died.

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@trim heron donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@trail loom stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @trail loom's ego received a small boost.

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@long vine ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @potent talon, but it refused to listen because @hardy patio didn't have enough badges.

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@raw moss threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @nocturne flame would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @nocturne flame died.

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@exotic saddle's face was scorched off after @carmine cairn took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @exotic saddle died.

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@astral glacier flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @astral glacier died.

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@hardy patio used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @hardy patio didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@tight niche grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@potent talon accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @potent talon died.

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@fresh trout got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@trail loom was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@tight niche became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@tame steeple caused @trim heron to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@trim heron drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @raw moss mopped @trim heron up with a tissue. @trim heron died.

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@carmine cairn visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @carmine cairn thought her hands were more interesting.

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@trail loom found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@fresh trout accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@tame steeple took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @tame steeple died.

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@tight niche gave @fresh trout Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @fresh trout died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@raw moss accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@trail loom spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @trail loom died.

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@tight niche stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 6th place: @tame steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @trim heron
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @astral glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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trail loom Mar 8, 2026, 12:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 8, 2026, 12:38 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 8, 2026, 12:39 AM

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glacial totem Mar 8, 2026, 12:44 AM

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trim heron Mar 8, 2026, 12:53 AM

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hardy patio Mar 8, 2026, 12:54 AM

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nocturne flame Mar 8, 2026, 1:05 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 8, 2026, 1:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 1:15 AM

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formal badge Mar 8, 2026, 1:19 AM

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 1:28 AM

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long vine Mar 8, 2026, 1:29 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 8, 2026, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @nocturne flame, @hardy patio, @formal badge, and @trim heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @raw moss died.

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@trim heron donned a Martian costume and chased @mighty coyote in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @mighty coyote died.

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@long vine rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@nocturne flame somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @nocturne flame died.

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@hardy patio escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@tight niche lured @trim heron into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @trim heron's dust allergy! @trim heron died.

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@trail loom hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@hardy patio heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @formal badge was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@formal badge ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @formal badge died.

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@trail loom was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@trail loom got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @long vine with its horns. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @trim heron
100 points go to 8th place: @nocturne flame
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hardy patio Mar 8, 2026, 1:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 1:37 AM

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formal badge Mar 8, 2026, 1:37 AM

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trail loom Mar 8, 2026, 1:38 AM

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raw moss Mar 8, 2026, 1:42 AM

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long vine Mar 8, 2026, 1:55 AM

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nocturne flame Mar 8, 2026, 2:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:26 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 8, 2026, 2:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

nocturne flame Mar 8, 2026, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:30 AM

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@nocturne flame, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 8, 2026, 2:34 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:35 AM

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nocturne flame Mar 8, 2026, 2:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:45 AM

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@nocturne flame, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

trim heron Mar 8, 2026, 3:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 3:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 3:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @nocturne flame, @hardy patio, @formal badge, and @trim heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@trail loom's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @trail loom responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@hardy patio accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@glacial totem donated all of their organs to those in need. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss told @trim heron that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @trim heron vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@raw moss swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @raw moss died.

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@long vine got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@nocturne flame took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@hardy patio was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tight niche's Star Cannon. @hardy patio died.

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@formal badge sharpened @trim heron's face at a Sharpening Station. @trim heron became the sharpest tool in the shed. @trim heron died.

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@nocturne flame pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @nocturne flame died.

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@formal badge sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @formal badge died.

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@long vine and @tight niche played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@trail loom explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@long vine suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@trail loom performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@trail loom's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @trail loom died.

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@tight niche couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@long vine returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tight niche

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @long vine's eye sockets. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@tight niche passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@carmine cairn finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tight niche tried to shoot an apple off of @carmine cairn's head. @tight niche's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @nocturne flame
100 points go to 7th place: @trim heron
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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@raw moss recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @raw moss concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@hardy patio pumped @carmine cairn full of lead. No one was hurt, but @carmine cairn's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@long vine decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@static trout forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @static trout died.

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@half magnet died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @half magnet died.

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@formal badge and @exotic saddle huddled around @restive sail to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @restive sail's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@long vine started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@formal badge got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @formal badge wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @formal badge was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@carmine cairn ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@exotic saddle was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @exotic saddle's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @exotic saddle died.

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@potent talon attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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Rumors started spreading that @raw moss was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @raw moss.

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@hardy patio obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@long vine contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@hardy patio got stuck in @formal badge's Rod of Discord farm. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@carmine cairn was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@potent talon appeared to be taking a group picture of @restive sail, @long vine, and @carmine cairn. @potent talon's selfie turned out great!

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@raw moss became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@formal badge disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@potent talon started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @potent talon died.

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@restive sail's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @restive sail died.

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@formal badge went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@raw moss burned @long vine to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @restive sail
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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hardy patio Mar 8, 2026, 4:42 AM

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trim heron Mar 8, 2026, 4:56 AM

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restive sail Mar 8, 2026, 5:13 AM

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near mortar Mar 8, 2026, 5:15 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 8, 2026, 5:25 AM

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proud lava Mar 8, 2026, 5:49 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @restive sail, @brave shore, @trim heron, and @near mortar
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@proud lava thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@static trout playfully poked @trim heron and laughed. @trim heron playfully poked them back with a North Pole. @static trout died.

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@fiery belfry picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss were about to face off, but @tranquil wyvern had to run off to the restroom first.

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@livid shuttle multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@exotic saddle used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @exotic saddle died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @proud lava's. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@brave shore finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@gray compass flexed so hard on @restive sail that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @restive sail died.

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@hardy patio trapped @tranquil wyvern in a maze, but while they were taunting @tranquil wyvern, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @carmine cairn was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@trim heron put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @trim heron whole. @trim heron died.

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@raw moss modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@formal badge trapped @near mortar in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@near mortar spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @near mortar died.

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@gray compass distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@brave shore overwhelmed @gray compass with a storm of flying bananas. @gray compass died.

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@livid shuttle saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@long vine found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@carmine cairn played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@tranquil wyvern started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@formal badge was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@hardy patio patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @formal badge in disguise.

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@carmine cairn tried to set up a campfire, but @livid shuttle drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@formal badge mistook @brave shore's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore and @carmine cairn farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@hardy patio ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@hardy patio had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@livid shuttle put two forward slashes in front of @brave shore and commented them out of existence. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@long vine became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@carmine cairn found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@livid shuttle drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@raw moss claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@raw moss began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@carmine cairn wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@carmine cairn found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@raw moss angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @raw moss's floating house. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 8, 2026, 6:41 AM

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brave shore Mar 8, 2026, 6:50 AM

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long vine Mar 8, 2026, 6:59 AM

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formal badge Mar 8, 2026, 7:29 AM

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hardy patio Mar 8, 2026, 7:41 AM

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glacial totem Mar 8, 2026, 7:41 AM

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rigid relic Mar 8, 2026, 8:26 AM

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modern plover Mar 8, 2026, 8:26 AM

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orchid scaffold Mar 8, 2026, 8:27 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @long vine, @modern plover, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @brave shore
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@rigid relic hosted a spelling bee! @raw moss had to spell "cat". @hardy patio had to spell "rain". @glacial totem had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @formal badge begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@formal badge spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@formal badge’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@formal badge went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@long vine swapped @glacial totem's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @glacial totem then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@modern plover took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @modern plover was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @modern plover died.

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@rigid relic tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @rigid relic died.

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@orchid scaffold told @brave shore to step off their carpet, which they did. @orchid scaffold proceeded to murder @brave shore, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @brave shore died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @livid shuttle would soon die a gruesome death. @livid shuttle ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@raw moss dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @raw moss is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@formal badge asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @formal badge died.

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@long vine made fun of @raw moss for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @raw moss shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@orchid scaffold 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @livid shuttle to death. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@raw moss tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@hardy patio performed an interpretive dance for @orchid scaffold and @raw moss as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@orchid scaffold got a piggyback ride from @hardy patio, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@orchid scaffold joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @orchid scaffold died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @orchid scaffold
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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long vine Mar 8, 2026, 8:37 AM

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rigid relic Mar 8, 2026, 8:46 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 8, 2026, 8:53 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 8, 2026, 8:55 AM

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formal badge Mar 8, 2026, 9:02 AM

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raw moss Mar 8, 2026, 9:10 AM

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amber ermine Mar 8, 2026, 9:23 AM

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modern plover Mar 8, 2026, 9:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 9:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @modern plover, @steel sentinel, @rigid relic, @formal badge, and @livid shuttle
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@amber ermine had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@amber ermine played rock-paper-scissors with @raw moss. @amber ermine played paper. @raw moss played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @amber ermine was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche managed to kill @modern plover by doing absolutely nothing. @modern plover died.

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@steel sentinel walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@formal badge tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@rigid relic stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @rigid relic died.

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@tranquil wyvern was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@long vine looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@steel sentinel found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@tight niche calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @tranquil wyvern was the bartender, @livid shuttle was the DJ, and @formal badge was the pinata. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche bought a Gatligator and fired it at @long vine for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tight niche furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@steel sentinel found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@livid shuttle got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @livid shuttle died.

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Thanks to @tranquil wyvern's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @raw moss's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss wished for the ability to fly. @long vine granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @tight niche died.

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@long vine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 15 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @shadow ore, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, @worn tangle, and @ionic willow
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@raw moss was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @raw moss died.

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@brave shore hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@long vine watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@gray sky drew swords on the ground. @mighty coyote started stomping all over them. Furious, @gray sky picked one up and stabbed @mighty coyote with it.. @mighty coyote died.

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@worn tangle made up their own language and used it to threaten @jolly swift, who simply scratched their head.

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@tranquil wyvern learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@shadow ore threw a snowball at @ebon matrix. To counter this, @ebon matrix threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @shadow ore died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @steel sentinel is approaching @formal badge!

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@tight niche trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@gray sky learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @gray sky died.

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@worn tangle used their Green Phaseblade to lop off @livid shuttle's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @worn tangle invented golf. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@brave shore called @ebon matrix a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @brave shore died.

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@ionic willow smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @ionic willow died.

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@formal badge pickpocketed @jolly swift, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@tranquil wyvern died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tranquil wyvern was revived.

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@jolly swift underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@long vine found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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While streaming a fitness game, @tight niche accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@worn tangle stole @tranquil wyvern's lemons. @tranquil wyvern got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @worn tangle's house down.

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@ebon matrix was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @ebon matrix died.

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@formal badge had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@jolly swift sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@formal badge tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@worn tangle summoned a solar eclipse while @tranquil wyvern was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @worn tangle died.

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@tight niche modified @tranquil wyvern's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @tranquil wyvern was never seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@jolly swift "borrowed" @tight niche's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @tight niche's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @jolly swift could return it.

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@formal badge gave @steel sentinel a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @steel sentinel gave @formal badge a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@jolly swift tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @jolly swift then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche aimed a Last Prism beam at @long vine, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@tight niche found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tight niche decisively vanquished @long vine through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @worn tangle
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 8, 2026, 11:39 AM

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ionic willow Mar 8, 2026, 11:56 AM

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amber ermine Mar 8, 2026, 12:18 PM

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fallow token Mar 8, 2026, 12:27 PM

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formal badge Mar 8, 2026, 12:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 12:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fallow token, @steel sentinel, @little storm, @ebon matrix, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@ionic willow ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @ionic willow, @long vine broke their fall with their own body. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @amber ermine died.

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@little storm was buried under an avalanche that @formal badge had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @little storm died.

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@ebon matrix used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @ebon matrix died.

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@ionic willow tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @ionic willow died.

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@tight niche drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@tranquil wyvern got quantum-entangled with @steel sentinel, and used this opportunity to force @steel sentinel to pick their own nose.

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@livid shuttle consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@fallow token went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @fallow token died.

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@tranquil wyvern found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @formal badge died.

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@steel sentinel wrote @livid shuttle's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@steel sentinel tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tight niche's head instead. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow token
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @little storm
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ionic willow Mar 8, 2026, 12:39 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 8, 2026, 12:47 PM

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late stone Mar 8, 2026, 12:57 PM

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amber ermine Mar 8, 2026, 1:05 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 8, 2026, 1:12 PM

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grim wedge Mar 8, 2026, 1:17 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 8, 2026, 1:18 PM

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wide wharf Mar 8, 2026, 1:22 PM

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long vine Mar 8, 2026, 1:29 PM

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formal badge Mar 8, 2026, 1:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 1:29 PM

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worn tangle Mar 8, 2026, 1:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @grim wedge, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @worn tangle, @wide wharf, and @ionic willow
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The fighting begins again!

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@grim wedge walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @grim wedge died.

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@amber ermine moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @amber ermine died.

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@worn tangle was infected by a zombie virus. @worn tangle died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@formal badge teleported behind @late stone using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @late stone died.

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@steel sentinel was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@livid shuttle became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @livid shuttle died.

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@ionic willow was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @ionic willow died.

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@wide wharf used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @wide wharf died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@tranquil wyvern tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@long vine tried to confess their love to @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@worn tangle used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @worn tangle died.

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@formal badge forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@long vine was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@carmine cairn stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @carmine cairn blinked first.

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@steel sentinel found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@steel sentinel pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @steel sentinel died.

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@formal badge accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @formal badge died.

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@long vine hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@tight niche somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tight niche's chests for the rest of its life.

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@tight niche was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @worn tangle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 9th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Mar 8, 2026, 1:43 PM

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ionic willow Mar 8, 2026, 1:47 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 8, 2026, 1:56 PM

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bb!register

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wide wharf Mar 8, 2026, 2:07 PM

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grim wedge Mar 8, 2026, 2:21 PM

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formal badge Mar 8, 2026, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:29 PM

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worn tangle Mar 8, 2026, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 2:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

near mortar Mar 8, 2026, 2:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 2:40 PM

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jolly swift Mar 8, 2026, 2:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 3:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @grim wedge, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @worn tangle, @wide wharf, @near mortar, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@formal badge tried to kill @ionic willow, but failed to ask for consent.

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@steel sentinel felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@wide wharf picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@grim wedge made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @grim wedge died.

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@livid shuttle stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@formal badge was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @jolly swift dried.

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@ionic willow blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @ionic willow's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@wide wharf ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @wide wharf died.

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@near mortar unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@steel sentinel started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@worn tangle was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@ionic willow brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @ionic willow died.

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@worn tangle told @jolly swift to bite the dust. In response, @jolly swift took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@tranquil wyvern found some soup in their fly.

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@jolly swift tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@worn tangle tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@steel sentinel sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@tight niche compressed @worn tangle until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @worn tangle died.

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@steel sentinel was arrested for killing @tight niche with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@jolly swift attacked @novel summit with a Legendary Zenith, but @novel summit's pen was mightier. @jolly swift died.

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@bleak perch tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@median storm baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @median storm died.

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@grim wedge lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @grim wedge died.

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@steel sentinel started riding a Unicorn. @tranquil wyvern chased @steel sentinel while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@livid shuttle tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@trail loom found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @novel summit was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to start a band, and recruited @livid shuttle as their keyboard player. @livid shuttle showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@bleak perch went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @bleak perch died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Old One's Army while @livid shuttle was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@steel sentinel couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@novel summit fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @novel summit died.

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@carmine cairn tried to shoot @trail loom using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tight niche's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@tranquil wyvern successfully snuck into @steel sentinel's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@trail loom literally impeached @tight niche by squashing them under a giant peach. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@trail loom found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@steel sentinel invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@trail loom made some scary noises in the dark. @steel sentinel sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @trail loom died.

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@steel sentinel tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @bleak perch
100 points go to 9th place: @grim wedge
100 points go to 10th place: @median storm

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @grizzled sand, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, and @worn tangle
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@glacial totem made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @glacial totem rich and famous.

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@glacial totem caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn found some Diamond Ore. @trail loom quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@livid shuttle built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @trail loom was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @trail loom died.

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@amber ermine consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@tranquil wyvern made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@tight niche claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@amber ermine decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @amber ermine died.

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@grizzled sand blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @grizzled sand died.

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@tight niche tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@tranquil wyvern went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @worn tangle into an apple. @worn tangle died.

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, and @steel sentinel formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@tight niche tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled sand
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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late stone Mar 8, 2026, 6:21 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 8, 2026, 6:22 PM

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raw moss Mar 8, 2026, 6:23 PM

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 6:29 PM

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wet crypt Mar 8, 2026, 6:35 PM

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mighty coyote Mar 8, 2026, 6:35 PM

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glacial totem Mar 8, 2026, 6:38 PM

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brittle scarab Mar 8, 2026, 7:07 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 8, 2026, 7:26 PM

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 7:28 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @brittle scarab, @wet crypt, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @fresh trout, @steel sentinel, @quiet isle, @late stone, and @livid shuttle
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@glacial totem hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @glacial totem died.

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@quiet isle saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@brittle scarab decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @brittle scarab died.

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@mighty coyote found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @fresh trout to check it out. @fresh trout decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@wet crypt threw a Stink Potion at @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern threw a Toxic Flask right back. @wet crypt died.

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@mighty coyote tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @mighty coyote died.

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@livid shuttle was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@quiet isle fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @quiet isle died.

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@late stone programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @late stone died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @steel sentinel thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@livid shuttle was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@fresh trout promised to @tight niche that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@trail loom dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tranquil wyvern was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @trail loom being mercilessly tickled by @carmine cairn.

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@steel sentinel got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@fresh trout's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @fresh trout died.

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@raw moss joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@raw moss found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tight niche went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@carmine cairn built a floating city and named it "England".

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@trail loom tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @trail loom's mind right in front of their face. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn modified @tight niche's Deathbringer Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @tight niche was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn shot a sand block at @raw moss with a Sandgun, but @raw moss managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@raw moss brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @fresh trout
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @quiet isle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 8, 2026, 7:40 PM

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trail loom Mar 8, 2026, 7:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 8, 2026, 8:01 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 8, 2026, 8:19 PM

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tight niche Mar 8, 2026, 8:28 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 8, 2026, 8:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Mar 8, 2026, 8:31 PM

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amber ermine Mar 8, 2026, 8:47 PM

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mighty coyote Mar 8, 2026, 9:11 PM

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fresh trout Mar 8, 2026, 9:25 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @fresh trout, @steel sentinel, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @tight niche joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @tight niche died.

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@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@raw moss was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @amber ermine died.

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@mighty coyote was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @mighty coyote died.

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@trail loom took aim at @steel sentinel from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@steel sentinel tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @steel sentinel was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @steel sentinel died.

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@trail loom tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@carmine cairn received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@tranquil wyvern gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fresh trout took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@trail loom fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@brave shore made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @brave shore died.

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@fresh trout was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @fresh trout died.

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@trail loom was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @trail loom back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @trail loom died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mossy stone Mar 8, 2026, 9:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 9:42 PM

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@mossy stone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 8, 2026, 9:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 9:44 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 8, 2026, 10:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 10:01 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ionic willow Mar 8, 2026, 10:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 10:08 PM

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@ionic willow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half magnet Mar 8, 2026, 10:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 10:15 PM

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet crypt Mar 8, 2026, 10:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 10:19 PM

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@wet crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 8, 2026, 10:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 10:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

trail loom Mar 8, 2026, 11:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 11:09 PM

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@trail loom, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Mar 8, 2026, 11:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 11:10 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

bleak perch Mar 8, 2026, 11:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 11:17 PM

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@bleak perch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

astral glacier Mar 8, 2026, 11:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 11:30 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @bleak perch, @raw moss, @wet crypt, @mossy stone, @trail loom, @half magnet, @long vine, @astral glacier, @livid shuttle, and @ionic willow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@bleak perch managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@static trout was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @static trout died.

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@ionic willow stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@bleak perch started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @bleak perch soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @bleak perch died.

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@long vine ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @wet crypt before they could say "Zoinks!" @wet crypt died.

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@mossy stone tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @mossy stone died.

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@half magnet accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @half magnet died.

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@astral glacier distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@raw moss handed @livid shuttle a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @livid shuttle died.

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@trail loom was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @trail loom lived.

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@ionic willow was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@astral glacier got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@ionic willow was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @ionic willow died.

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@long vine saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @long vine died.

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@astral glacier pointed a Shotgun at @raw moss and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @astral glacier looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@trail loom adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @carmine cairn wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @trail loom all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@trail loom loves @carmine cairn to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @trail loom died.

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@raw moss descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@raw moss wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@carmine cairn complained to @raw moss that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Onyx Blaster.

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@carmine cairn kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @raw moss had had enough, so they scooped @carmine cairn to death with an ice cream spoon. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic willow
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @mossy stone
100 points go to 10th place: @wet crypt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 8, 2026, 11:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 11:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mossy stone Mar 8, 2026, 11:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 11:43 PM

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@mossy stone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half magnet Mar 8, 2026, 11:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 8, 2026, 11:59 PM

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

trail loom Mar 9, 2026, 12:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 12:01 AM

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@trail loom, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 9, 2026, 12:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 12:28 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 9, 2026, 12:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 9, 2026, 12:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.