#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 159

gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 10:36 PM

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@brave shore and @tight niche had a very merry unbirthday party together. @trail loom found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@fresh trout started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@exotic saddle tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @exotic saddle died.

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@fresh trout challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @fresh trout died.

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@tight niche started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@pine orbit practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @pine orbit died.

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@trail loom and @brave shore had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@tight niche ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@brave shore accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @brave shore died.

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@trail loom went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @trail loom's canvas.

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@trail loom fed @tight niche several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@trail loom put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @trail loom died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @pine orbit
150 points go to 5th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery raptor
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @sour surge
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mighty coyote Mar 6, 2026, 10:39 PM

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verbal flint Mar 6, 2026, 10:40 PM

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pine orbit Mar 6, 2026, 10:40 PM

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wide wharf Mar 6, 2026, 10:41 PM

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brave shore Mar 6, 2026, 10:43 PM

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pine orbit Mar 6, 2026, 10:46 PM

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trail loom Mar 6, 2026, 10:47 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 6, 2026, 10:57 PM

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fresh trout Mar 6, 2026, 11:03 PM

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tranquil summit Mar 6, 2026, 11:08 PM

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uneven prairie Mar 6, 2026, 11:20 PM

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rocky crown Mar 6, 2026, 11:20 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 6, 2026, 11:27 PM

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tight niche Mar 6, 2026, 11:29 PM

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raw moss Mar 6, 2026, 11:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @tranquil summit, @raw moss, @verbal flint, @pine orbit, @trail loom, @mighty coyote, @exotic saddle, @uneven prairie, @fresh trout, @brave shore, @rocky crown, and @wide wharf
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@raw moss was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@uneven prairie spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@tight niche was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@brave shore got tired of @tranquil summit constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tranquil summit died.

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@verbal flint opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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While examining a strange emblem, @verbal flint accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @verbal flint died.

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@pine orbit tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @pine orbit died.

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@trail loom fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @trail loom died.

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@mighty coyote wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@carmine cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @mighty coyote on a spit. @mighty coyote died.

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@fresh trout went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@raw moss constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@rocky crown, @tight niche, and @brave shore made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@carmine cairn cornered @exotic saddle at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @exotic saddle started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@uneven prairie was briefly jumpscared by @wide wharf wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@raw moss was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@uneven prairie built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@rocky crown had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@fresh trout started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@carmine cairn started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@wide wharf came out of @exotic saddle's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@tight niche used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@brave shore used their embezzled funds to shred through @exotic saddle with a Coin Gun. @exotic saddle died.

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@uneven prairie got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@brave shore woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @brave shore died.

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@wide wharf invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@carmine cairn filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@wide wharf was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @wide wharf died.

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@rocky crown stopped a meteor from crushing @carmine cairn and @uneven prairie with their own body. @rocky crown died.

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@raw moss found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@fresh trout started rallying for goblin rights.

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After opening a present, @fresh trout discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@uneven prairie spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @uneven prairie still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @uneven prairie died.

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@raw moss accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @raw moss allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@fresh trout had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @fresh trout died.

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@carmine cairn burst with happiness, quite literally. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven prairie
150 points go to 6th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 7th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rocky crown Mar 6, 2026, 11:39 PM

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gloomy wren Mar 6, 2026, 11:59 PM

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fresh trout Mar 7, 2026, 12:15 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 7, 2026, 12:16 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 7, 2026, 12:22 AM

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tight niche Mar 7, 2026, 12:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 1:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

static trout Mar 7, 2026, 1:33 AM

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upbeat ore Mar 7, 2026, 2:01 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 7, 2026, 2:07 AM

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tranquil summit Mar 7, 2026, 2:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 2:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@gloomy wren, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil summit, @upbeat ore, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @fresh trout, @rocky crown, and @wide wharf
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The fighting begins again!

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@gloomy wren drank a Molotov Cocktail. @gloomy wren died.

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@tight niche fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @carmine cairn, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@static trout fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @exotic saddle. @static trout died.

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@tranquil summit ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @tranquil summit died.

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@upbeat ore stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @upbeat ore died.

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@exotic saddle went AFK in their gel farm. @raw moss set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @exotic saddle died.

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@wide wharf summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @wide wharf died.

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@raw moss drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@long vine did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @rocky crown, who happened to be watching. @rocky crown died.

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@fresh trout became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @tranquil wyvern had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @fresh trout's suffering. @fresh trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss shot their Vortex Beater to the left of @long vine just to scare them. @long vine heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@carmine cairn followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fresh trout
100 points go to 7th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 8th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat ore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil summit Mar 7, 2026, 2:40 AM

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long vine Mar 7, 2026, 2:41 AM

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raw moss Mar 7, 2026, 2:43 AM

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hazy herald Mar 7, 2026, 2:59 AM

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static trout Mar 7, 2026, 3:01 AM

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rocky crown Mar 7, 2026, 3:20 AM

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gray compass Mar 7, 2026, 3:23 AM

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formal badge Mar 7, 2026, 3:27 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 7, 2026, 3:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 7, 2026, 3:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @tranquil summit, @raw moss, @hazy herald, @gray compass, @long vine, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @rocky crown, and @feral radish
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@feral radish cut a specific wire in @static trout's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @static trout died.

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@raw moss spun around in a full circle and shot @tranquil summit with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tranquil summit died.

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@tight niche played Frisbee with @hazy herald using a Light Disc, but @hazy herald unfortunately didn't have five hands. @hazy herald died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @gray compass up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @gray compass off said cliff. @gray compass died.

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@long vine and @rocky crown set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@formal badge got tired of @rocky crown trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @rocky crown at a Sawmill. @rocky crown died.

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@tight niche stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@raw moss was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@carmine cairn saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@feral radish tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @feral radish died.

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@formal badge tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @livid shuttle, it was opposite day. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@tight niche declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tight niche's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@long vine tried to high-five @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@tight niche started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @raw moss and @long vine out.

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@carmine cairn told @long vine a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@tight niche was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@long vine was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @long vine died.

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@tight niche accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@carmine cairn got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@tight niche just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@tight niche used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @feral radish
100 points go to 8th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 9th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 10th place: @hazy herald

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 7, 2026, 3:40 AM

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feral radish Mar 7, 2026, 3:41 AM

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grave crane Mar 7, 2026, 3:46 AM

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long vine Mar 7, 2026, 3:46 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 7, 2026, 3:48 AM

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rocky crown Mar 7, 2026, 4:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 7, 2026, 4:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 7, 2026, 4:29 AM

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formal badge Mar 7, 2026, 4:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @grave crane, @rocky crown, and @feral radish
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@long vine tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@carmine cairn drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@exotic saddle was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@grave crane went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@feral radish heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @rocky crown, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@tight niche slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @livid shuttle's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@long vine and @exotic saddle got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@formal badge tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@grave crane swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @grave crane died.

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@tight niche tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@raw moss saw @rocky crown standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @rocky crown died.

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@carmine cairn and @long vine played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@feral radish's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @feral radish died.

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@raw moss finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @exotic saddle caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@tight niche and @exotic saddle fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tight niche won by breaking @exotic saddle's spine. @exotic saddle died.

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@long vine drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

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@formal badge tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@raw moss failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@long vine ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@tight niche and @long vine were having a nice picnic on the beach when @raw moss stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@carmine cairn tricked @long vine into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @long vine died.

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After eating supper together, @raw moss betrayed @carmine cairn in exchange for 30 silver coins. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@tight niche and @raw moss found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tight niche landed in a pool of water. @raw moss did not. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @feral radish
100 points go to 8th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 9th place: @grave crane
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@raw moss drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@long vine complained that they had no life, so @exotic saddle used a Life Drain to take @raw moss's life and give it to @long vine. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@feral radish drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@exotic saddle had a terrible night. @exotic saddle died.

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@livid shuttle saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn hid from @hardy patio by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@slate flax found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@feral radish tried to destroy @tight niche by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@brave shore couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Wooden Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @brave shore's heart and brain. @brave shore died.

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@long vine dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @slate flax fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@feral radish's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @feral radish died.

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@tight niche started barking like a dog while chasing @hardy patio.

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@tight niche started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @slate flax used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @slate flax died.

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@hardy patio wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @hardy patio through the wall. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn blew @tight niche to bits using an exploding bed. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @slate flax
150 points go to 6th place: @feral radish
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@tight niche, @raw moss, @pine orbit, @raven creek, @long vine, @hardy patio, @restive sail, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @viral cape, and @feral radish
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@raw moss traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@raw moss got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @raw moss died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @raven creek saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @livid shuttle stabbed them in the back. @raven creek died.

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After @long vine drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @hardy patio died.

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@pine orbit declared war against @restive sail because they didn't like something @restive sail said in their AMA.

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@livid shuttle activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@brave shore managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@viral cape fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @pine orbit and @formal badge to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@tight niche tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@restive sail was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @restive sail died.

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@viral cape was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @viral cape died.

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@pine orbit got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @pine orbit died.

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There once was a @feral radish who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @feral radish's insides, and all the animals were freed. @feral radish died.

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@brave shore went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @brave shore's fault.

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@tight niche found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@formal badge was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore and @tight niche cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @tight niche, because @brave shore was wearing Frost armor.

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@tight niche decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@tight niche invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @brave shore, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @feral radish
150 points go to 5th place: @pine orbit
150 points go to 6th place: @viral cape
100 points go to 7th place: @restive sail
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @sharp fern, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @formal badge, @restive sail, @livid shuttle, and @feral radish
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@raw moss found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@glacial totem tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @glacial totem died.

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@ebon matrix shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@raw moss saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @raw moss died.

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@sharp fern forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @sharp fern wasn't a Slime, @sharp fern was endlessly beaten. @sharp fern died.

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@amber ermine used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @amber ermine then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@feral radish looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@steel sentinel hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@amber ermine ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @amber ermine died.

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@sweet fractal had a dirty mind. Then @formal badge sprayed @sweet fractal's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @steel sentinel if they "knew the way". @steel sentinel didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@restive sail tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @restive sail is now bald.

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@ebon matrix theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@ebon matrix was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @ebon matrix died.

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@hexed notch rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @hexed notch with unnecessary advice.

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@restive sail forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @restive sail died.

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@feral radish thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @feral radish died.

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@livid shuttle tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@hexed notch tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @hexed notch died.

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@formal badge stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @tranquil wyvern was caught in the crossfire. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@livid shuttle accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @livid shuttle was forgiven.

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@long vine equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@steel sentinel let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@livid shuttle tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@steel sentinel got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 7th place: @feral radish
100 points go to 8th place: @restive sail
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 7, 2026, 9:46 AM

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arctic temple Mar 7, 2026, 10:13 AM

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lucid hull Mar 7, 2026, 10:14 AM

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amber ermine Mar 7, 2026, 10:25 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 7, 2026, 10:42 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@lucid hull, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @uneven prairie, @steel sentinel, @formal badge, @restive sail, @arctic temple, and @feral radish
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@uneven prairie hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @uneven prairie could pull it to shore.

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@long vine argued with @amber ermine about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@restive sail followed @tranquil wyvern into the jungle. @restive sail started looking left, right and center for @tranquil wyvern, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@arctic temple ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@feral radish heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @feral radish stopped because their voice became horse.

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@mighty coyote asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @mighty coyote died.

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@amber ermine drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @amber ermine died.

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@restive sail challenged @steel sentinel to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @steel sentinel's turn to win. @restive sail died.

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@arctic temple was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @arctic temple died.

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@uneven prairie, @tranquil wyvern, and @formal badge worked on a group project, but it looked like @uneven prairie was doing most of the work.

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@tight niche wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@lucid hull huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@uneven prairie tried to instigate drama against @feral radish, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @uneven prairie used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @feral radish died.

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@tight niche was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@lucid hull wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@formal badge looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@long vine asked for @steel sentinel's autograph. At first, @steel sentinel was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@steel sentinel tried to assassinate @formal badge, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@long vine started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@lucid hull used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@lucid hull tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @lucid hull died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @tight niche. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @formal badge died.

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@uneven prairie used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @uneven prairie died.

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@long vine pranked @tight niche by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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After @steel sentinel went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche and @long vine had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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After years of research, @long vine found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven prairie
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @lucid hull
100 points go to 8th place: @feral radish
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @restive sail

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @ivory compass, @vague sequoia, @long vine, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @formal badge, @restive sail, @brave shore, and @novel summit
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@ivory compass put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @ivory compass died.

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@restive sail spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@sweet fractal marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@vague sequoia took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@tight niche buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@sweet fractal's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @sweet fractal died.

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@formal badge captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@ebon matrix came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@long vine had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@steel sentinel and @ebon matrix were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @steel sentinel suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @ebon matrix turned around to look. @ebon matrix died.

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@restive sail literally can't even. @restive sail died.

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@vague sequoia was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @vague sequoia died.

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@novel summit decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tranquil wyvern did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@formal badge touched @long vine's gun without permission. @formal badge died.

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@novel summit activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @novel summit died.

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@brave shore constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @long vine by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @brave shore's positioning was a bit off. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@long vine couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@steel sentinel refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@long vine ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@steel sentinel cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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Low on health, @long vine hid from @steel sentinel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @vague sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @restive sail
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 7, 2026, 12:40 PM

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uneven prairie Mar 7, 2026, 12:41 PM

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tight niche Mar 7, 2026, 1:29 PM

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ebon matrix Mar 7, 2026, 1:42 PM

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jolly swift Mar 7, 2026, 2:27 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @trail loom, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @ebon gorge, @uneven prairie, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, @restive sail, and @near mortar
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@steel sentinel summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@tranquil wyvern built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@jolly swift joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@ebon matrix started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@restive sail used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@ebon gorge was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@long vine sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @long vine died.

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@ebon gorge discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @ebon gorge died.

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@tight niche had a wholesome reunion with @carmine cairn, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@near mortar found the Last Prism. Then @trail loom found another one, meaning that @near mortar's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@ebon matrix was looking kind of dumb after @uneven prairie's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @ebon matrix died.

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@carmine cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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Hey @restive sail, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @restive sail died.

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@near mortar tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @steel sentinel suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@steel sentinel tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Blue Phasesaber.

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@jolly swift spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@trail loom gazed at clouds with @uneven prairie. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@uneven prairie used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @uneven prairie. @uneven prairie died.

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@tranquil wyvern was in the middle of taking a shower when @jolly swift took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @trail loom with a Platinum Broadsword while their cell phone was ringing. @trail loom died.

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@jolly swift thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@carmine cairn found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@jolly swift began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@tight niche offered to add a gold trim to @steel sentinel's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@carmine cairn shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @carmine cairn's face. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven prairie
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @restive sail
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brisk bronze Mar 7, 2026, 2:57 PM

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uneven prairie Mar 7, 2026, 3:16 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 7, 2026, 3:23 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 7, 2026, 3:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 7, 2026, 3:28 PM

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jolly swift Mar 7, 2026, 3:28 PM

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formal badge Mar 7, 2026, 3:29 PM

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covert summit Mar 7, 2026, 3:31 PM

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alpine magnet Mar 7, 2026, 3:32 PM

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trim heron Mar 7, 2026, 3:36 PM

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restive sail Mar 7, 2026, 3:37 PM

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hazy herald Mar 7, 2026, 3:50 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 7, 2026, 4:27 PM

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astral glacier Mar 7, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@brisk bronze, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @covert summit, @tight niche, @hazy herald, @tranquil wyvern, @uneven prairie, @astral glacier, @steel sentinel, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @restive sail, @trim heron, and @alpine magnet
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@brisk bronze was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @brisk bronze died.

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@covert summit took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @covert summit died.

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@jolly swift painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@hazy herald fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@restive sail watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@steel sentinel woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@hazy herald tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @hazy herald died.

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@livid shuttle tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@alpine magnet fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@formal badge became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@formal badge broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle threatened @uneven prairie with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @uneven prairie informed @livid shuttle as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @livid shuttle died.

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@trim heron built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@tight niche tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @astral glacier and @restive sail, who did not approve of gambling.

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@jolly swift equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @restive sail into approaching. @jolly swift then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @restive sail with two Sniper Rifle shots. @restive sail died.

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@alpine magnet felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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A pretty fairy led @alpine magnet to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @alpine magnet died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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The Cyborg hacked into @carmine cairn's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@trim heron was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @trim heron died.

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@astral glacier was dunked on by @jolly swift. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@jolly swift sat on a wall. @jolly swift had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @jolly swift together again. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Phoenix Blaster. Obviously, this failed.

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@tranquil wyvern made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@uneven prairie always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @uneven prairie died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@steel sentinel wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@astral glacier went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @astral glacier decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@tight niche wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@carmine cairn couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@astral glacier poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@carmine cairn somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@steel sentinel gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @tight niche, who was in the front row. @tight niche died.

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@astral glacier trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@steel sentinel silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @astral glacier's back, which then integrated itself into @astral glacier's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@steel sentinel drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @steel sentinel died.

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@astral glacier wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@carmine cairn took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@astral glacier used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@astral glacier started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @astral glacier - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @astral glacier then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@astral glacier was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @astral glacier died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven prairie
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @trim heron
100 points go to 9th place: @alpine magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @restive sail

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@tranquil summit accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @worn tangle was watching. @tranquil summit died.

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@alpine magnet activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@trim heron sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @trim heron died.

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@alpine magnet used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @uneven prairie tested this theory on @alpine magnet, who bounced, and ended up being right. @alpine magnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@glacial totem was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @glacial totem into the freezing cold water. @glacial totem died.

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@worn tangle was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@uneven prairie stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @uneven prairie died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift ran with scissors. @jolly swift died.

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@worn tangle's booty was plundered by pirates. @worn tangle died.

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@steel sentinel tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Lead Shortsword. @steel sentinel died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven prairie
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @alpine magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @trim heron
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

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All that glitters is not gold. @trim heron disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@tranquil wyvern started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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No one told @glacial totem that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @glacial totem died.

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@uneven prairie claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @alpine magnet was morbidly interested.

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@tranquil summit underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @tranquil summit died.

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@verbal flint ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @verbal flint died.

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@tight niche sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@mighty coyote and @amber ermine attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@steel sentinel started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@gray compass was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @gray compass died.

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@carmine cairn killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@trim heron got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@amber ermine failed to properly hydrate. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a sleepover with @exotic saddle, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@mighty coyote wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @mighty coyote died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @raw moss knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@steel sentinel planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@uneven prairie tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @uneven prairie died.

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@exotic saddle saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @exotic saddle died.

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@steel sentinel tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@trim heron used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @trim heron died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@tranquil wyvern got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@alpine magnet was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @alpine magnet died.

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@raw moss messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tight niche found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@raw moss released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @raw moss, but it was very satisfying.

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@tight niche sacrificed @tranquil wyvern by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche hadn't seen @carmine cairn in a long time, and missed them. @carmine cairn aimed a Sniper Rifle at @tight niche from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel spoke softly to @carmine cairn while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@raw moss started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @alpine magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @trim heron
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven prairie
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

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@trail loom chased @glacial totem with their Palm Wood Sword. @glacial totem tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @trail loom. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@trail loom tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @uneven prairie in disguise. @trail loom died.

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@mighty coyote vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @mighty coyote died.

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@uneven prairie told @trim heron that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @trim heron took those words literally and peeled @uneven prairie. @uneven prairie died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @trim heron's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @trim heron died.

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@tranquil wyvern used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@tight niche went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@carmine cairn farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@raw moss spiced up @jolly swift's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@tight niche performed surgery on a grape.

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@tranquil wyvern was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @trim heron
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven prairie
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @trail loom

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@steel sentinel performed open heart surgery on @glacial totem, even though @glacial totem never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @glacial totem died.

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@trail loom found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@raw moss was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @raw moss died.

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@half magnet tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @half magnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@uneven prairie told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @uneven prairie died.

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@jolly swift tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tight niche recruited @worn tangle as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@pine orbit threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@steel sentinel got impaled by Mourning Wood. @steel sentinel died.

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@terse harbor made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@terse harbor wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @terse harbor died.

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@pine orbit became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @pine orbit died.

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@tranquil wyvern sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@carmine cairn had the high ground, but @worn tangle just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @carmine cairn toppling to their doom. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@worn tangle found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @worn tangle died.

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@jolly swift dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@tranquil wyvern commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@trail loom and @tight niche swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tight niche tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tight niche to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@trail loom found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @trail loom died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @worn tangle
150 points go to 6th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @pine orbit
100 points go to 8th place: @terse harbor
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @uneven prairie

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

jolly swift Mar 7, 2026, 8:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 8:40 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Mar 7, 2026, 8:48 PM

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raw moss Mar 7, 2026, 8:49 PM

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nocturne flame Mar 7, 2026, 9:08 PM

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trail loom Mar 7, 2026, 9:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 9:12 PM

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trim heron Mar 7, 2026, 9:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 9:14 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 7, 2026, 9:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 9:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 7, 2026, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

nocturne flame Mar 7, 2026, 9:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 9:37 PM

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@nocturne flame, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 7, 2026, 9:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 9:42 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Mar 7, 2026, 9:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 9:50 PM

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mild pumice Mar 7, 2026, 10:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 10:12 PM

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@mild pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Mar 7, 2026, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Mar 7, 2026, 10:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @nocturne flame, @astral glacier, @mild pumice, @gray sky, and @trim heron
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @static trout died.

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@mild pumice and @nocturne flame were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @mild pumice fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @mild pumice died.

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@raw moss was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@gray sky swung a Cobalt Sword at @astral glacier, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@trim heron tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@gray sky was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @gray sky died.

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@trim heron was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @trim heron died.

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@carmine cairn replaced @nocturne flame's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @nocturne flame died.

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@raw moss was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@jolly swift was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @jolly swift died.

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@trail loom used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@trail loom went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @trail loom died.

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@tight niche drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@long vine contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tight niche's brains. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @astral glacier into fertilizer. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @nocturne flame
100 points go to 9th place: @trim heron
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 7, 2026, 10:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 7, 2026, 10:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Mar 7, 2026, 10:38 PM

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bb!register