#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 158

gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 12:07 AM

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idle pike Mar 6, 2026, 12:30 AM

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violet forum Mar 6, 2026, 12:30 AM

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brazen plaza Mar 6, 2026, 12:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @violet forum, @carmine cairn, @honest current, @static trout, @tranquil summit, @raw moss, @long vine, @half magnet, @exotic saddle, @brazen plaza, @livid shuttle, @rocky crown, @arctic temple, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@glacial totem stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @glacial totem died.

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@brazen plaza threw @carmine cairn into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @brazen plaza a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @carmine cairn died.

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@honest current did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @honest current died.

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@static trout was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @static trout died.

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@tranquil summit tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @tranquil summit died.

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@long vine played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@livid shuttle used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@raw moss's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @raw moss died.

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@violet forum used an Inferno Fork to eat. @exotic saddle thought they didn't notice, but @violet forum just really likes spicy food.

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@exotic saddle's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @exotic saddle sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@long vine challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@violet forum accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@half magnet bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @half magnet was blown to smithereens. @half magnet died.

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@exotic saddle was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @exotic saddle died.

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@brazen plaza found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@livid shuttle and @arctic temple had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @idle pike sped up the process by stabbing @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@brazen plaza summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @arctic temple's life points directly. @arctic temple died.

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@rocky crown ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@rocky crown read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @rocky crown died.

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@violet forum didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @violet forum died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @brazen plaza a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @idle pike with it. However, @brazen plaza clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @brazen plaza died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @brazen plaza
250 points go to 3rd place: @violet forum
150 points go to 4th place: @rocky crown
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle Mar 6, 2026, 12:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 12:38 AM

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rocky crown Mar 6, 2026, 12:38 AM

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long vine Mar 6, 2026, 12:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 12:40 AM

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arctic temple Mar 6, 2026, 12:43 AM

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half magnet Mar 6, 2026, 12:45 AM

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tranquil summit Mar 6, 2026, 12:46 AM

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glacial totem Mar 6, 2026, 1:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 1:10 AM

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raw moss Mar 6, 2026, 1:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 1:18 AM

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tight niche Mar 6, 2026, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 1:26 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 6, 2026, 1:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 1:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @tranquil summit, @raw moss, @half magnet, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @livid shuttle, @rocky crown, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@arctic temple was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@long vine tried to strike @raw moss down, but @raw moss instead became more powerful than @long vine could possibly imagine.

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@carmine cairn launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@glacial totem skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @glacial totem died.

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@rocky crown tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@half magnet started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @exotic saddle forced them to put in some more effort.

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@tight niche was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tight niche let them be.

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@long vine created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @tranquil summit got too close while watching. @tranquil summit died.

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@half magnet invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@arctic temple flossed their teeth with @exotic saddle's shoelaces.

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@raw moss tried to save @rocky crown's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @raw moss died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@half magnet took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @half magnet died.

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@exotic saddle woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @exotic saddle died.

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@rocky crown tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@carmine cairn started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@livid shuttle took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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A Martian Probe spotted @long vine, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @long vine was too boring.

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@livid shuttle was eaten by a tree. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@rocky crown didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @rocky crown died.

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@long vine sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @tight niche managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@tight niche made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@arctic temple was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @arctic temple died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @long vine felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@carmine cairn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @long vine, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @carmine cairn blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 5th place: @rocky crown
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 6, 2026, 1:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 1:39 AM

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glacial totem Mar 6, 2026, 1:42 AM

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arctic temple Mar 6, 2026, 1:45 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 6, 2026, 2:27 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 6, 2026, 2:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 2:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 6, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon Mar 6, 2026, 2:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 2:37 AM

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glacial totem Mar 6, 2026, 3:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 3:06 AM

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sour surge Mar 6, 2026, 3:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 3:12 AM

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raw moss Mar 6, 2026, 3:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 3:12 AM

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glass vine Mar 6, 2026, 3:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 3:17 AM

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brave shore Mar 6, 2026, 3:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 3:20 AM

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alpine cove Mar 6, 2026, 3:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 3:21 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @glass vine, @sour surge, @potent talon, @alpine cove, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss was stalking @arctic temple's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @raw moss died.

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@alpine cove and @exotic saddle played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @alpine cove was the chicken. @exotic saddle died.

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@glass vine decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @glass vine died.

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@sour surge caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @sour surge died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @long vine wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@carmine cairn lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@potent talon drank sand for 10 hours. @potent talon died.

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@brave shore yelled, "Duck!" @livid shuttle excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @arctic temple's. @arctic temple died.

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@alpine cove got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @alpine cove, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @alpine cove died.

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@long vine told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @brave shore and @carmine cairn.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn decided to play catch with a Seedler. @long vine missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @long vine died.

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@brave shore and @tight niche built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@brave shore received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @alpine cove
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @sour surge
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

brave shore Mar 6, 2026, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 3:38 AM

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main adder Mar 6, 2026, 3:43 AM

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alpine cove Mar 6, 2026, 4:03 AM

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glass vine Mar 6, 2026, 4:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 4:08 AM

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honest current Mar 6, 2026, 4:16 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 6, 2026, 4:20 AM

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hexed notch Mar 6, 2026, 4:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 4:28 AM

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astral glacier Mar 6, 2026, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 4:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 6, 2026, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 4:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @honest current, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @main adder, @glass vine, @astral glacier, @livid shuttle, @alpine cove, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn and @alpine cove got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@glass vine and @livid shuttle were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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Congratulations, @honest current! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @honest current died.

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@glass vine took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @glass vine died.

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@livid shuttle was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @livid shuttle died.

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@alpine cove was vehicularly manslaughtered by @brave shore's minecart. @alpine cove died.

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@brave shore ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @brave shore died.

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@hexed notch went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @astral glacier had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@tight niche found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@main adder was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @main adder died.

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@astral glacier purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tight niche headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@carmine cairn literally gaslighted @astral glacier by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@tight niche returned to their house, only to find that @carmine cairn had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@tight niche purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@tight niche jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @main adder
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @alpine cove
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @honest current

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

alpine cove Mar 6, 2026, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 4:38 AM

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brave shore Mar 6, 2026, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 4:38 AM

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tranquil summit Mar 6, 2026, 4:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 4:48 AM

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raw moss Mar 6, 2026, 4:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 4:53 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 6, 2026, 5:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 5:08 AM

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potent talon Mar 6, 2026, 5:19 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 5:19 AM

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astral glacier Mar 6, 2026, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 5:28 AM

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honest current Mar 6, 2026, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 5:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 6, 2026, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 5:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 6, 2026, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 6, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @honest current, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil summit, @tranquil wyvern, @astral glacier, @potent talon, @alpine cove, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @tranquil summit and @potent talon got their chainsaws ready.

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@honest current started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @honest current died.

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@tranquil summit was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @tranquil summit died.

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@alpine cove used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@tranquil wyvern encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @tranquil wyvern decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@potent talon was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @potent talon died.

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@tight niche entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@raw moss, @astral glacier, and @tight niche raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@livid shuttle tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @livid shuttle died.

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@alpine cove carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @alpine cove died.

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@brave shore found a room full of Bunny Banners in @tranquil wyvern's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@carmine cairn did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @raw moss, who happened to be passing by.

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@astral glacier practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@raw moss opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @raw moss's neck. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@brave shore declared that 64 was their favorite number. @astral glacier wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @brave shore by stabbing them 64 times. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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There was a snake in @astral glacier's boot! @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@tight niche found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @alpine cove
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 6, 2026, 6:32 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @fiery belfry, @river dust, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @modern plover, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@orchid scaffold drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @orchid scaffold died.

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@modern plover found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@modern plover was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @modern plover died.

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@brave shore and @fiery belfry were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@livid shuttle went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@brave shore went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @brave shore died.

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@turbid skiff found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@long vine tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@raw moss laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@turbid skiff thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@livid shuttle played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@river dust spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @long vine. @river dust died.

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@turbid skiff accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@fiery belfry brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@tranquil wyvern hid from @livid shuttle after @fiery belfry exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@livid shuttle called @tight niche on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@long vine tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@tranquil wyvern is hvinga stroker n. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss murdered @fiery belfry by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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While exploring the Jungle, @raw moss needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@long vine read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@long vine finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@long vine attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @tight niche watched the carnage from a safe distance. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @river dust
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 6, 2026, 7:39 AM

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long vine Mar 6, 2026, 7:46 AM

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bleak perch Mar 6, 2026, 8:02 AM

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amber ermine Mar 6, 2026, 8:09 AM

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orchid scaffold Mar 6, 2026, 8:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 6, 2026, 8:29 AM

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formal badge Mar 6, 2026, 9:08 AM

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torpid axle Mar 6, 2026, 9:13 AM

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remote pumice Mar 6, 2026, 9:26 AM

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modern plover Mar 6, 2026, 9:26 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@bleak perch, @tight niche, @torpid axle, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @remote pumice, @long vine, @amber ermine, @modern plover, and @formal badge
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@torpid axle found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @torpid axle walked out the door.

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@formal badge made some Synonym Rolls for @orchid scaffold and @long vine. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@amber ermine wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@tight niche and @raw moss ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@bleak perch embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @bleak perch tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @bleak perch died.

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@tight niche felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @tight niche died.

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@orchid scaffold got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @orchid scaffold died.

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@remote pumice fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @remote pumice died.

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@amber ermine trash talked @torpid axle, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @amber ermine suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @amber ermine died.

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@formal badge started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@raw moss befriended @torpid axle by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@modern plover found a hill and started to roll down it. @modern plover was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @modern plover died.

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@torpid axle won in a fight against @formal badge by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @formal badge died.

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@torpid axle was ordered by @long vine to sing a song or be killed. @torpid axle tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @torpid axle died.

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@long vine invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@raw moss got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@long vine thought that @raw moss was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@raw moss looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@long vine opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@long vine took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @torpid axle
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @modern plover
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @orchid scaffold
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @bleak perch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Mar 6, 2026, 9:39 AM

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arctic temple Mar 6, 2026, 9:39 AM

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bleak perch Mar 6, 2026, 9:48 AM

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raw moss Mar 6, 2026, 9:48 AM

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long vine Mar 6, 2026, 9:51 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 6, 2026, 9:51 AM

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gray sky Mar 6, 2026, 9:59 AM

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formal badge Mar 6, 2026, 10:13 AM

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sweet fractal Mar 6, 2026, 10:14 AM

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fallen gull Mar 6, 2026, 10:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@bleak perch, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @formal badge, @brave shore, @arctic temple, and @fallen gull
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@sweet fractal told @bleak perch a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @bleak perch died.

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@gray sky drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@raw moss’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@raw moss wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @raw moss died.

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@arctic temple huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @long vine also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@amber ermine didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@formal badge watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@sweet fractal tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@arctic temple tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tranquil wyvern from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tranquil wyvern die, so nothing actually happened.

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@gray sky tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @gray sky died.

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@fallen gull crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @formal badge farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@brave shore went down @arctic temple's chimney to deliver presents, but @arctic temple's fireplace was still in use. @brave shore died.

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@arctic temple followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @arctic temple discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @arctic temple died.

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@fallen gull used the power of Flex Tape to stick @sweet fractal in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @sweet fractal's suffering to a swift end. @sweet fractal died.

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@long vine wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@fallen gull sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @fallen gull died.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 6, 2026, 10:47 AM

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amber ermine Mar 6, 2026, 10:47 AM

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arctic temple Mar 6, 2026, 10:59 AM

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brave shore Mar 6, 2026, 11:10 AM

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formal badge Mar 6, 2026, 11:29 AM

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sweet fractal Mar 6, 2026, 11:35 AM

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trail loom Mar 6, 2026, 11:38 AM

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halcyon stratus Mar 6, 2026, 11:38 AM

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clever spade Mar 6, 2026, 11:42 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 6, 2026, 12:14 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@trail loom, @clever spade, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @sweet fractal, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @halcyon stratus, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@long vine knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@clever spade finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @clever spade died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@arctic temple met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @arctic temple ended up completely fine.

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@brave shore found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@formal badge won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@sweet fractal aimed a spinning toy at @amber ermine, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@long vine used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @livid shuttle wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @amber ermine killed the Traveling Merchant first. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@formal badge donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@mighty coyote got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @mighty coyote died.

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@livid shuttle saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@sweet fractal got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @sweet fractal died.

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@livid shuttle reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @livid shuttle died.

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@trail loom found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@arctic temple, @tranquil wyvern and @formal badge played hot potato with a grenade. @formal badge forgot to pass it on. @formal badge died.

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@trail loom murdered @brave shore with a knife, but it was actually @halcyon stratus in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @trail loom didn't care that much. @halcyon stratus died.

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@brave shore tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @brave shore died.

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@arctic temple traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @arctic temple died.

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@trail loom found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@tranquil wyvern got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @trail loom got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @trail loom!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @trail loom
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @halcyon stratus
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Mar 6, 2026, 1:32 PM

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livid shuttle Mar 6, 2026, 1:41 PM

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sweet fractal Mar 6, 2026, 1:47 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 6, 2026, 2:20 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @near mortar
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@amber ermine wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @amber ermine turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@steel sentinel reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @sweet fractal in a Fish costume.

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@near mortar claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@sweet fractal found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern obscured @arctic temple's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @arctic temple escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@gray sky took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @carmine cairn headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@tranquil wyvern tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@formal badge sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@livid shuttle pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @steel sentinel.

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@near mortar worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@arctic temple developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@livid shuttle crafted @arctic temple into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @arctic temple died.

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@near mortar used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @near mortar died.

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@formal badge wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@livid shuttle panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@formal badge tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@carmine cairn befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@steel sentinel pulled out their Christmas Tree Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @steel sentinel pulled out a vacuum instead.

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While playing at the beach, @steel sentinel buried @formal badge in the sand. It took @formal badge several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@tranquil wyvern purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tranquil wyvern ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@carmine cairn shot @tranquil wyvern to death with a finger gun. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@carmine cairn overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@steel sentinel splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @formal badge observed disapprovingly.

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@formal badge wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@carmine cairn crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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While sitting on a bench together with @formal badge, @steel sentinel leaned away and farted.

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@steel sentinel discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@carmine cairn crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @carmine cairn's entire body.

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@formal badge tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @formal badge extremely rich.

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@carmine cairn became convinced that @formal badge was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @formal badge, who was left very confused (and wet).

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A strange device attached itself to @formal badge's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @formal badge died.

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@steel sentinel was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@carmine cairn gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Mar 6, 2026, 2:40 PM

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bb!register

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ebon matrix Mar 6, 2026, 2:46 PM

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trail loom Mar 6, 2026, 2:52 PM

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sweet fractal Mar 6, 2026, 2:52 PM

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halcyon stratus Mar 6, 2026, 2:53 PM

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jolly swift Mar 6, 2026, 3:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 6, 2026, 3:09 PM

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near mortar Mar 6, 2026, 3:15 PM

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gray sky Mar 6, 2026, 3:15 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 6, 2026, 3:16 PM

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jagged zinc Mar 6, 2026, 3:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 6, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @jagged zinc, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @halcyon stratus, @arctic temple, and @near mortar
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@gray sky escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@near mortar drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@jagged zinc spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@arctic temple flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @jagged zinc. @jagged zinc died.

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@tranquil wyvern confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@amber ermine thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @amber ermine's potions with Red Potions. @amber ermine died.

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@sweet fractal set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@steel sentinel insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @sweet fractal insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @sweet fractal, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @sweet fractal died.

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@ebon matrix used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @ebon matrix died.

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@halcyon stratus put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@trail loom summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@livid shuttle looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@jolly swift spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@halcyon stratus tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@arctic temple wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @gray sky killed them. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @livid shuttle died.

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@halcyon stratus cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @halcyon stratus's heart! @halcyon stratus died.

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@near mortar realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@steel sentinel and @trail loom had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@jolly swift invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@tight niche hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @arctic temple's house. @arctic temple started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@arctic temple tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @arctic temple died.

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@trail loom crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @jolly swift laughed at them, not knowing that @trail loom was just a completionist.

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@tranquil wyvern was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @tight niche's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @jolly swift died.

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@trail loom and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @tight niche tattled on them.

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@steel sentinel wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@steel sentinel started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@steel sentinel tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @trail loom's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @steel sentinel died.

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The Demolitionist told @trail loom that it was a good day to die. @trail loom thought so too. @trail loom died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @halcyon stratus
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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trail loom Mar 6, 2026, 3:40 PM

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jolly swift Mar 6, 2026, 3:40 PM

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gray sky Mar 6, 2026, 3:48 PM

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proud lava Mar 6, 2026, 3:48 PM

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raw moss Mar 6, 2026, 3:49 PM

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gray compass Mar 6, 2026, 3:51 PM

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amber ermine Mar 6, 2026, 3:54 PM

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static trout Mar 6, 2026, 3:58 PM

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arctic temple Mar 6, 2026, 4:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 6, 2026, 4:05 PM

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hardy patio Mar 6, 2026, 4:11 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 6, 2026, 4:12 PM

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ebon matrix Mar 6, 2026, 4:14 PM

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fresh trout Mar 6, 2026, 4:23 PM

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formal badge Mar 6, 2026, 4:27 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 6, 2026, 4:28 PM

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tight niche Mar 6, 2026, 4:29 PM

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fiery raptor Mar 6, 2026, 4:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 19 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @fresh trout, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @fiery raptor
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The fighting begins again!

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@ebon matrix found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@carmine cairn ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout tried to attack @tight niche by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @static trout died.

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@formal badge asked @hardy patio to give them a hand, so @hardy patio chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@raw moss tried to explain to @tranquil wyvern that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @tranquil wyvern countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @raw moss died.

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@fresh trout painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@steel sentinel tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@jolly swift tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@gray sky boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@arctic temple found @gray compass sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@trail loom suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @trail loom died.

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@amber ermine explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @amber ermine died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @proud lava some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @proud lava died.

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Out of boredom, @hardy patio used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@livid shuttle tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@gray sky accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @gray sky died.

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@steel sentinel was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@fresh trout made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tranquil wyvern walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@tight niche tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @arctic temple, but they were in broad daylight.

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@livid shuttle's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@fiery raptor wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @fiery raptor died.

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@gray compass damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@hardy patio and @tranquil wyvern were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@steel sentinel eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@jolly swift popped @arctic temple by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @arctic temple died.

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@gray compass clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @gray compass died.

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@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @ebon matrix, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @ebon matrix died.

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The Wizard showed @tranquil wyvern their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@hardy patio drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@fresh trout accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @fresh trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@jolly swift slammed @hardy patio into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @hardy patio died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @jolly swift. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@formal badge was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @formal badge barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fresh trout
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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@jolly swift was cornered by @livid shuttle, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@gray compass became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@past dagger found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @jolly swift died.

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@fiery raptor cut through @raw moss with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @raw moss died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @gray compass found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @gray compass was trapped for all eternity. @gray compass died.

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@formal badge and @tight niche played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@past dagger learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@past dagger learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @past dagger died.

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@formal badge built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @formal badge died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @steel sentinel randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@livid shuttle drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @steel sentinel was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@fiery raptor tried to kill @tight niche with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@hardy patio fired their bow at @steel sentinel, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @hardy patio gave up.

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@livid shuttle gave a hug to @tight niche and almost choked them to death!

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@livid shuttle tried to launch a poison dart frog at @fiery raptor through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @livid shuttle has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @fiery raptor, who was out swimming that day. @fiery raptor died.

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@hardy patio tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery raptor
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @past dagger
100 points go to 8th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

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hardy patio Mar 6, 2026, 7:21 PM

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There are 19 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @tranquil summit, @raw moss, @trail loom, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @fresh trout, @glass vine, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @hardy patio, @sour surge, @arctic temple, and @rustic belfry
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@tranquil summit made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @tranquil summit died.

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@proud lava attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @proud lava died.

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@glass vine tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @glass vine died.

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@tight niche started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@sweet fractal gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @sweet fractal died.

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@sour surge went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @sour surge died.

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@fresh trout looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@raw moss asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@rustic belfry wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@tranquil wyvern was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @arctic temple. @arctic temple died.

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@carmine cairn tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@jolly swift shot @gray compass in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @gray compass died.

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@ebon matrix read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @ebon matrix then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @ebon matrix died.

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@exotic saddle dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @exotic saddle died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @rustic belfry accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @rustic belfry died.

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@tight niche had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@trail loom was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @trail loom died.

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@hardy patio left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@fresh trout bashed @raw moss in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@jolly swift put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@fresh trout tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@hardy patio used a Medusa Head on @carmine cairn and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@jolly swift has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @jolly swift woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@raw moss visited @hardy patio, but no one was home. @raw moss felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@tight niche heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @tight niche died.

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@fresh trout tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@steel sentinel invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@jolly swift tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @jolly swift died.

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@fresh trout tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@fresh trout walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @fresh trout died.

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@hardy patio tried to deal a finishing blow to @raw moss, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@hardy patio hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil wyvern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ebon matrix Mar 6, 2026, 7:44 PM

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covert summit Mar 6, 2026, 7:58 PM

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sweet fractal Mar 6, 2026, 8:04 PM

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hardy patio Mar 6, 2026, 8:15 PM

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fresh trout Mar 6, 2026, 8:21 PM

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static trout Mar 6, 2026, 8:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @covert summit, @topaz nimbus, @tranquil summit, @exotic saddle, @fresh trout, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, and @hardy patio
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@hardy patio climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@static trout started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@fresh trout added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@ebon matrix wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@covert summit started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @covert summit died.

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@carmine cairn started blocking @tranquil summit's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@sweet fractal flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@jolly swift and @exotic saddle had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@tranquil summit played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tranquil summit died.

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@exotic saddle and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @exotic saddle's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@exotic saddle uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @exotic saddle died.

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@sweet fractal fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @sweet fractal died.

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@ebon matrix accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @ebon matrix died. @ebon matrix died. @ebon matrix died. @ebon matrix died.

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@static trout thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @static trout died.

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@jolly swift found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@topaz nimbus hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @topaz nimbus died.

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@jolly swift dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @jolly swift died.

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@hardy patio climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Revolver.

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@fresh trout wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@fresh trout tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @fresh trout. @fresh trout died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @fresh trout
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @topaz nimbus
150 points go to 6th place: @static trout
100 points go to 7th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Mar 6, 2026, 8:56 PM

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tranquil summit Mar 6, 2026, 8:59 PM

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fresh trout Mar 6, 2026, 9:01 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 6, 2026, 9:09 PM

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proud lava Mar 6, 2026, 9:12 PM

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fiery raptor Mar 6, 2026, 9:14 PM

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sweet fractal Mar 6, 2026, 9:15 PM

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hardy patio Mar 6, 2026, 9:18 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil summit, @topaz nimbus, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @fresh trout, @sweet fractal, @hardy patio, @arctic temple, and @fiery raptor
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@fiery raptor was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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The Nurse told @tranquil summit they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @tranquil summit died.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@topaz nimbus dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @topaz nimbus died.

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@sweet fractal used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @proud lava alive. @proud lava died.

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@sweet fractal was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@hardy patio was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @hardy patio died.

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@arctic temple tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@arctic temple fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @arctic temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@fiery raptor drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @fiery raptor died.

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@carmine cairn built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @fresh trout and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@tranquil wyvern threw @fresh trout in the washing machine and turned it on. @fresh trout died.

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The sun burnt @carmine cairn into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@tranquil wyvern warned @carmine cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @carmine cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@carmine cairn broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@tranquil wyvern listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tranquil wyvern saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@tranquil wyvern tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery raptor
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @topaz nimbus
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @bleak perch, @static trout, @tight niche, @tranquil summit, @pine orbit, @trail loom, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @exotic saddle, @fresh trout, @hardy patio, @sour surge, @brave shore, @arctic temple, and @fiery raptor
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @arctic temple had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@carmine cairn accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @carmine cairn died.

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@fresh trout made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @bleak perch. @bleak perch died.

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@long vine discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@static trout tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @sour surge demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @static trout by two. @static trout died.

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@mighty coyote angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@hardy patio walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@pine orbit started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@tranquil summit was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @tranquil summit died.

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@trail loom spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@fiery raptor beat @long vine into a pulp with a stale baguette. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio and @brave shore strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @hardy patio suggested using cover against them. @brave shore recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@mighty coyote got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @mighty coyote died.

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@fresh trout learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @hardy patio found out that @fresh trout meant "killer" in the literal sense. @hardy patio died.

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@sour surge ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @sour surge said "thanks, you too." @sour surge died.

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@exotic saddle took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @arctic temple and @pine orbit ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@brave shore traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @arctic temple. @arctic temple died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @pine orbit started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@tight niche planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@exotic saddle verbally roasted @fiery raptor so hard that they burst into flames. @fiery raptor died.

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@trail loom started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?