#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 157

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rocky crown Mar 5, 2026, 12:56 AM

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idle pike Mar 5, 2026, 1:26 AM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 1:29 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @tranquil summit, @raw moss, @trail loom, @gray compass, @long vine, @livid shuttle, @rocky crown, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@idle pike performed open heart surgery on @tranquil summit, even though @tranquil summit never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tranquil summit died.

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@carmine cairn dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @trail loom fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@raw moss was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @raw moss died.

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@rocky crown pranked @gray compass by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@livid shuttle found @rocky crown sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@long vine tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @idle pike, but they were in broad daylight.

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@trail loom tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @carmine cairn, but it refused to listen because @trail loom didn't have enough badges.

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@tight niche stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@gray compass caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @gray compass died.

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@long vine tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@carmine cairn told @livid shuttle a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @livid shuttle died.

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@rocky crown walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @rocky crown died.

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@trail loom built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @trail loom was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @trail loom died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @idle pike's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@idle pike sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@tight niche took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@long vine got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tight niche was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @long vine's Star Cannon. @tight niche died.

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@idle pike trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@carmine cairn searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@carmine cairn didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine challenged @idle pike to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @idle pike's turn to win. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 1:39 AM

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long vine Mar 5, 2026, 1:39 AM

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rocky crown Mar 5, 2026, 1:40 AM

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late stone Mar 5, 2026, 1:46 AM

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trail loom Mar 5, 2026, 1:52 AM

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polar sonnet Mar 5, 2026, 1:59 AM

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limpid glacier Mar 5, 2026, 2:03 AM

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glacial totem Mar 5, 2026, 2:18 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 2:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 2:20 AM

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idle pike Mar 5, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 2:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @polar sonnet, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @rocky crown, and @idle pike
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@glacial totem landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @glacial totem accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @glacial totem died.

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@polar sonnet realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @polar sonnet died.

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@long vine built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@idle pike compressed @late stone until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @late stone died.

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@raw moss found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @livid shuttle died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @limpid glacier accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @limpid glacier died.

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@rocky crown's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@rocky crown was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @rocky crown died.

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After opening a present, @trail loom discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@carmine cairn looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@idle pike wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@long vine and @tight niche cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @tight niche, because @long vine was wearing Frost armor.

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@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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While playing at the beach, @long vine buried @idle pike in the sand. It took @idle pike several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@tight niche was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@trail loom somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@trail loom challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @trail loom died.

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@long vine brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @raw moss with its horns. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @tight niche died.

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@idle pike couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@carmine cairn wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@carmine cairn almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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Thanks to @carmine cairn's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @idle pike's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 7th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @late stone

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 2:37 AM

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long vine Mar 5, 2026, 2:40 AM

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hardy patio Mar 5, 2026, 2:45 AM

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glacial totem Mar 5, 2026, 2:54 AM

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tranquil summit Mar 5, 2026, 2:56 AM

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polar sonnet Mar 5, 2026, 3:28 AM

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idle pike Mar 5, 2026, 3:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 3:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 3:29 AM

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sour surge Mar 5, 2026, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 3:38 AM

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gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 3:46 AM

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near mortar Mar 5, 2026, 4:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 4:30 AM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil summit, @gray compass, @long vine, @polar sonnet, @hardy patio, @sour surge, @livid shuttle, @idle pike, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@gray compass and @glacial totem had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@glacial totem was ordered by @tight niche to sing a song or be killed. @glacial totem tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @raw moss died.

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@idle pike started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@tranquil summit sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @tranquil summit died.

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@polar sonnet asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @sour surge, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @polar sonnet to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @polar sonnet died.

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@livid shuttle sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@hardy patio was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @hardy patio died.

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@sour surge made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @sour surge died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @long vine was the trumpet, @near mortar was the clarinetist, @idle pike was the drummer, and @livid shuttle was the drum. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@tight niche was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@idle pike tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@long vine put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@near mortar was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @near mortar died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @gray compass managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@idle pike went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@tight niche brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@long vine made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @long vine rich and famous.

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@gray compass vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @gray compass died.

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@long vine told @idle pike to step off their carpet, which they did. @long vine proceeded to murder @idle pike, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @idle pike died.

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@long vine hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @gray compass
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @sour surge
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @polar sonnet
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 4:39 AM

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hardy patio Mar 5, 2026, 4:40 AM

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gray sky Mar 5, 2026, 4:49 AM

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abstract thunder Mar 5, 2026, 4:55 AM

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gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 4:57 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 5:15 AM

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idle sky Mar 5, 2026, 5:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 5:23 AM

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idle pike Mar 5, 2026, 5:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 5:24 AM

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lofty dove Mar 5, 2026, 5:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 5:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @gray compass, @hardy patio, @abstract thunder, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @lofty dove, @idle sky, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@lofty dove invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @gray compass, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @gray compass died.

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@abstract thunder was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @abstract thunder died.

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@livid shuttle felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@idle pike fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@hardy patio slammed @gray sky into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss trapped @idle sky in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @idle sky managed to escape regardless.

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@raw moss set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@carmine cairn and @hardy patio were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tight niche hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@lofty dove had the high ground, but @idle pike just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @lofty dove toppling to their doom. @lofty dove died.

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@idle sky got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@carmine cairn was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @idle pike stopped them in time.

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@idle sky got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @idle sky, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @idle sky died.

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@raw moss searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@hardy patio sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@idle pike cut a specific wire in @hardy patio's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @hardy patio died.

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@idle pike turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @idle pike died.

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@tight niche pointed a Shotgun at @raw moss and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @tight niche looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@raw moss threatened @carmine cairn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @carmine cairn informed @raw moss as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 7th place: @lofty dove
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hardy patio Mar 5, 2026, 5:37 AM

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lofty dove Mar 5, 2026, 5:38 AM

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gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 5:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:08 AM

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arctic temple Mar 5, 2026, 6:16 AM

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amber ermine Mar 5, 2026, 6:18 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 6:20 AM

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sour surge Mar 5, 2026, 6:20 AM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 6:29 AM

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raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 6:31 AM

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gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 6:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:32 AM

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long vine Mar 5, 2026, 7:02 AM

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gray sky Mar 5, 2026, 7:08 AM

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hexed notch Mar 5, 2026, 7:23 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @gray compass, @long vine, @amber ermine, @hardy patio, @sour surge, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @lofty dove, and @arctic temple
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@gray sky chased @carmine cairn with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @carmine cairn died.

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@hexed notch found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@gray compass forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @gray compass died.

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@lofty dove started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@tight niche picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@long vine gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @amber ermine, who was in the front row. @amber ermine died.

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@hardy patio used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@hardy patio's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss pumped @gray sky full of lead. No one was hurt, but @gray sky's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@sour surge was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @sour surge died.

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@lofty dove started rallying for goblin rights.

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@hexed notch had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@gray sky equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @tight niche was forgiven.

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@livid shuttle picked a fight with a goose. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss complained that they had no life, so @arctic temple used a Life Drain to take @lofty dove's life and give it to @raw moss. @lofty dove died.

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@long vine placed chests all over the world except where @arctic temple was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @arctic temple died.

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@raw moss was arrested for killing @hexed notch with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @raw moss's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @lofty dove
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @sour surge
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 7:38 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 5, 2026, 8:01 AM

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deft thunder Mar 5, 2026, 8:02 AM

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amber ermine Mar 5, 2026, 8:21 AM

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warm root Mar 5, 2026, 8:23 AM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 8:29 AM

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zenith root Mar 5, 2026, 8:30 AM

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gray sky Mar 5, 2026, 8:41 AM

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brave shore Mar 5, 2026, 8:44 AM

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glacial fern Mar 5, 2026, 9:14 AM

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hexed notch Mar 5, 2026, 9:20 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @deft thunder, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @glacial fern, @warm root, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@long vine asked for @brave shore's autograph. At first, @brave shore was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@warm root became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@amber ermine chased @zenith root with their Classy Cane. @zenith root tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @amber ermine. @zenith root died.

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@tight niche tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @tight niche died.

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@deft thunder dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @glacial fern diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@raw moss tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @raw moss's mouth.

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@deft thunder fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @deft thunder died.

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@hexed notch was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@gray sky made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@gray sky finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@amber ermine made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @amber ermine died.

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@glacial fern walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @glacial fern died.

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@brave shore tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@livid shuttle drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@raw moss flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@tranquil wyvern screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@warm root wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@hexed notch built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@hexed notch saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@long vine fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@gray sky tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @warm root's head instead. @warm root died.

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@gray sky was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@raw moss was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@livid shuttle hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss performed an interpretive dance for @brave shore and @hexed notch as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@livid shuttle fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss, @brave shore, and @hexed notch formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@long vine wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@raw moss brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@brave shore threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@hexed notch fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@long vine held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@raw moss visited @brave shore, but no one was home. @raw moss felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@hexed notch took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@brave shore became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@hexed notch went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @hexed notch died.

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@brave shore got stuck in @long vine's Rod of Discord farm. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@long vine asked @raw moss if they "knew the way". @raw moss didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@raw moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@long vine found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@long vine gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @warm root
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial fern
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Mar 5, 2026, 9:47 AM

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raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 9:55 AM

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long vine Mar 5, 2026, 10:13 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 5, 2026, 10:15 AM

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vale wharf Mar 5, 2026, 10:18 AM

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waxen marlin Mar 5, 2026, 10:18 AM

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rare ruin Mar 5, 2026, 10:20 AM

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brave shore Mar 5, 2026, 10:21 AM

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turbid skiff Mar 5, 2026, 10:26 AM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 10:27 AM

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wet river Mar 5, 2026, 10:27 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wet river, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vale wharf, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @rare ruin, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @novel summit, and @brave shore
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@rare ruin wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@raw moss saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @raw moss died.

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@turbid skiff huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @livid shuttle also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@rare ruin ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @rare ruin died.

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@tranquil wyvern hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@waxen marlin was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @vale wharf. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @waxen marlin died.

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@wet river wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @wet river through the wall. @wet river died.

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@long vine cut through @brave shore with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @brave shore died.

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@vale wharf dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @tranquil wyvern, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@turbid skiff climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@turbid skiff fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @turbid skiff died.

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@vale wharf asked @steel sentinel to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @vale wharf died.

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@livid shuttle somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@novel summit chewed some gum. It made @novel summit feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @novel summit died.

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@tight niche slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @livid shuttle's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tight niche's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@long vine started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @long vine - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @long vine then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@steel sentinel thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@tight niche struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@tight niche was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @tight niche died.

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@long vine played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @long vine. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @vale wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @wet river

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mighty coyote Mar 5, 2026, 10:41 AM

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steel sentinel Mar 5, 2026, 10:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 5, 2026, 10:55 AM

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long vine Mar 5, 2026, 10:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 11:30 AM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 11:30 AM

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brave shore Mar 5, 2026, 12:09 PM

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hexed notch Mar 5, 2026, 12:20 PM

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abstract thunder Mar 5, 2026, 12:23 PM

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fathom tulip Mar 5, 2026, 12:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@fathom tulip, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @vale wharf, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @steel sentinel, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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The fighting begins again!

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@hexed notch realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @hexed notch died.

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@arctic temple aimed a Last Prism beam at @steel sentinel, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@vale wharf accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@tranquil wyvern created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tranquil wyvern's artistic genius.

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@livid shuttle used their embezzled funds to shred through @vale wharf with a Coin Gun. @vale wharf died.

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@mighty coyote tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @mighty coyote keeled over from a heart attack. @mighty coyote died.

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@long vine and @tight niche had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@abstract thunder challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @abstract thunder died.

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@livid shuttle went AFK in their gel farm. @tight niche set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel got a piggyback ride from @arctic temple, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @brave shore was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@fathom tulip was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @fathom tulip died.

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@steel sentinel made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore walked into a bar. @tight niche laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@tight niche declared that 64 was their favorite number. @brave shore wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @tight niche by stabbing them 64 times. @tight niche died.

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@long vine stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@steel sentinel found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fathom tulip
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 5, 2026, 12:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 5, 2026, 12:41 PM

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late stone Mar 5, 2026, 12:53 PM

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mighty coyote Mar 5, 2026, 1:08 PM

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honest current Mar 5, 2026, 1:10 PM

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hexed notch Mar 5, 2026, 1:16 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@honest current, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @late stone, and @brave shore
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@late stone tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@mighty coyote started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @mighty coyote died.

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@late stone challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @late stone died.

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@hexed notch donned a Martian costume and chased @honest current in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @honest current died.

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@long vine messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@brave shore tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@hexed notch boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine literally gaslighted @tranquil wyvern by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @livid shuttle in half. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @long vine died.

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@tight niche drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@steel sentinel crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @steel sentinel's entire body.

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@brave shore went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @brave shore's canvas.

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@tight niche fed @steel sentinel several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@tight niche gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel decisively vanquished @brave shore through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @honest current
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

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ebon matrix Mar 5, 2026, 1:39 PM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 2:28 PM

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amber ermine Mar 5, 2026, 2:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, @late stone, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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@near mortar wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@livid shuttle and @long vine played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @livid shuttle was the chicken. @long vine died.

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@late stone wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@carmine cairn started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@tight niche used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@ebon matrix started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@amber ermine tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@amber ermine was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@ebon matrix found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @ebon matrix died.

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@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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Out of boredom, @late stone used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@tight niche started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@livid shuttle received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@late stone literally can't even. @late stone died.

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@livid shuttle was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @near mortar's head. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche told @carmine cairn a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@tranquil wyvern was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@tight niche asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@carmine cairn gave a hug to @tight niche and almost choked them to death!

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Congratulations, @tight niche! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @steel sentinel responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @late stone
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 2:47 PM

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amber ermine Mar 5, 2026, 3:01 PM

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gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 3:02 PM

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rocky crown Mar 5, 2026, 3:18 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 5, 2026, 3:20 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 3:25 PM

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tranquil summit Mar 5, 2026, 3:26 PM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 3:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @tranquil summit, @raw moss, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @rocky crown
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@amber ermine tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@raw moss developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@tranquil summit got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @tranquil summit died.

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@raw moss flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @raw moss's face off with its bare hands. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @gray compass chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @amber ermine's shattered corpse. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche promised @waxen marlin that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @waxen marlin died.

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@livid shuttle asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @steel sentinel, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @livid shuttle to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @livid shuttle died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @gray compass tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @gray compass died.

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@rocky crown tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @rocky crown died.

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@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@steel sentinel was tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tranquil wyvern's front yard. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @carmine cairn tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@tight niche wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@steel sentinel broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@tight niche was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn has fallen, and they can't get up. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @rocky crown
150 points go to 6th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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sour surge Mar 5, 2026, 3:38 PM

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proud lava Mar 5, 2026, 3:39 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 5, 2026, 3:43 PM

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amber ermine Mar 5, 2026, 3:43 PM

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vale wharf Mar 5, 2026, 3:51 PM

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hardy patio Mar 5, 2026, 4:05 PM

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limpid glacier Mar 5, 2026, 4:08 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 5, 2026, 4:09 PM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 4:28 PM

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hexed notch Mar 5, 2026, 4:28 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 4:30 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @stable bridge, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @vale wharf, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @sour surge, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, and @limpid glacier
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@hexed notch started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@stable bridge accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @stable bridge died.

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@limpid glacier made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@amber ermine was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @proud lava died.

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@sour surge transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @sour surge died.

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A witch prophesized that @tight niche would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@livid shuttle wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@steel sentinel rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @steel sentinel's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@gray compass thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @steel sentinel with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@limpid glacier started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@hardy patio and @gray compass played catch with a Paladin. @hardy patio accidentally fumbled a catch. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, and @waxen marlin. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @waxen marlin died.

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@vale wharf tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@limpid glacier chewed some gum. It made @limpid glacier feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @limpid glacier died.

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@gray compass triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @gray compass died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@livid shuttle obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @livid shuttle never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@hexed notch went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @hexed notch died.

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@vale wharf dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tranquil wyvern diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@vale wharf put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @vale wharf died.

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@tight niche invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@carmine cairn started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@steel sentinel was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@tranquil wyvern challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@livid shuttle won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@steel sentinel was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@carmine cairn found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@livid shuttle wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@carmine cairn ran out of bullets while fighting @livid shuttle, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @vale wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Mar 5, 2026, 4:46 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 5, 2026, 4:59 PM

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amber ermine Mar 5, 2026, 5:03 PM

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gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 5:09 PM

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hardy patio Mar 5, 2026, 5:18 PM

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hexed notch Mar 5, 2026, 5:21 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 5:25 PM

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velvet dune Mar 5, 2026, 5:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 5:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 5:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @gray compass, @amber ermine, @velvet dune, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @steel sentinel decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@gray compass emerged from a tree stump and scolded @gray sky for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @gray sky was still holding an axe. @gray compass died.

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@amber ermine stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @amber ermine died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tight niche. Queen Bee died.

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@hexed notch found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@velvet dune tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@waxen marlin and @hardy patio were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@gray sky started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @gray sky is still slurping that noodle.

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@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@waxen marlin suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @waxen marlin died.

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@velvet dune became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@steel sentinel squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@gray sky declared war on emus. The emus won. @gray sky died.

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@hexed notch sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @hexed notch died.

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@hardy patio made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@carmine cairn combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@velvet dune climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @livid shuttle and @tight niche.

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@hardy patio used a Laser Drill to literally bore @velvet dune to death. @velvet dune died.

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@tight niche tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@hardy patio was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @hardy patio die

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@livid shuttle went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@steel sentinel fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@hardy patio discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @hardy patio died.

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@steel sentinel called @livid shuttle a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@steel sentinel kept talking, but stopped after @carmine cairn held up their hand. @carmine cairn demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@steel sentinel tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@tight niche pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn saw @steel sentinel trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @carmine cairn is calling the police!

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@steel sentinel saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @carmine cairn instead. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Mar 5, 2026, 5:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 5:41 PM

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amber ermine Mar 5, 2026, 5:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 5:56 PM

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gray sky Mar 5, 2026, 6:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:03 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 5, 2026, 6:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:08 PM

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glass vine Mar 5, 2026, 6:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:18 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:25 PM

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jolly swift Mar 5, 2026, 6:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:26 PM

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limpid glacier Mar 5, 2026, 6:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:28 PM

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gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 6:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 6:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @glass vine, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @limpid glacier
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@glass vine ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @glass vine died.

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@gray sky swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @gray sky died.

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@limpid glacier jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @limpid glacier died.

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@tranquil wyvern gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel lulled @gray compass into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @gray compass died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @jolly swift was flattened by a road roller. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@tight niche vaporized @livid shuttle with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @tight niche.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @steel sentinel's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @steel sentinel died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @carmine cairn. Apparently, not that many. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Mar 5, 2026, 6:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:42 PM

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limpid glacier Mar 5, 2026, 6:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:42 PM

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gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 6:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:52 PM

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glass vine Mar 5, 2026, 6:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:52 PM

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gray sky Mar 5, 2026, 6:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:56 PM

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wide wharf Mar 5, 2026, 6:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:57 PM

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trail loom Mar 5, 2026, 6:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 6:57 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 5, 2026, 6:58 PM

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half magnet Mar 5, 2026, 7:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:01 PM

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glass vine Mar 5, 2026, 7:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:04 PM

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@glass vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 5, 2026, 7:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:05 PM

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proud lava Mar 5, 2026, 7:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:11 PM

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raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 7:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:21 PM

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fresh trout Mar 5, 2026, 7:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:24 PM

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@fresh trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 7:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @fresh trout, @glass vine, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, and @wide wharf
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@half magnet started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @half magnet died.

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, and @livid shuttle formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@fresh trout tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@proud lava neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @proud lava died.

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@exotic saddle was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @exotic saddle died.

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@wide wharf found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@gray sky drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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The Wall of Flesh told @glass vine that there was something stuck in their teeth. @glass vine checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @glass vine died.

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@trail loom screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@tranquil wyvern walked into a bar. @tight niche laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@steel sentinel found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@raw moss tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@gray compass snuck up behind @livid shuttle, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @gray compass decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@wide wharf spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@steel sentinel tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @steel sentinel died.

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@tranquil wyvern constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@gray sky accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @gray sky died.

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@limpid glacier got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@livid shuttle tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @livid shuttle died.

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@limpid glacier used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @limpid glacier died.

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@wide wharf went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @wide wharf died.

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@trail loom cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@gray compass greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @gray compass died.

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@fresh trout was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @fresh trout died.

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@carmine cairn screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@tranquil wyvern smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@raw moss wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@trail loom used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@raw moss tried hacking into @tight niche's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tight niche's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@carmine cairn started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@trail loom picked a fight with a goose. @trail loom died.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @carmine cairn played solitaire. @raw moss stood behind them and watched.

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@carmine cairn's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @carmine cairn to notice them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fresh trout
100 points go to 7th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 8th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fresh trout Mar 5, 2026, 7:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:44 PM

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@fresh trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tired snow Mar 5, 2026, 7:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:45 PM

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@tired snow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 7:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:45 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

shadow root Mar 5, 2026, 7:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:48 PM

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glass vine Mar 5, 2026, 7:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 7:50 PM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pallid spindle Mar 5, 2026, 8:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 8:06 PM

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sharp fern Mar 5, 2026, 8:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 8:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 5, 2026, 8:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 8:12 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 8:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 8:25 PM

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@gray compass, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 8:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 8:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @sharp fern, @tired snow, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @fresh trout, @shadow root, @glass vine, and @pallid spindle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@pallid spindle tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@tired snow iwwegawy owoed to @raw moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @tired snow died.

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@shadow root became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @shadow root died.

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@sharp fern used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@tight niche had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@glass vine was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @glass vine died.

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@fresh trout threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @fresh trout unlocked the power of flight!

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@tranquil wyvern merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@tight niche tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tight niche quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@pallid spindle saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @pallid spindle died.

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@gray compass curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @gray compass in half. @gray compass died.

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@fresh trout chased @sharp fern with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @sharp fern died.

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After partying all night, @fresh trout was shot by @tranquil wyvern in a swimming pool. @fresh trout died.

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While @tranquil wyvern looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @raw moss caught them in time.

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@raw moss disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @tight niche, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 5th place: @sharp fern
150 points go to 6th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid spindle
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @shadow root
100 points go to 10th place: @tired snow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 8:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 8:41 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half magnet Mar 5, 2026, 8:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 8:44 PM

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Mar 5, 2026, 8:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 8:50 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

trail loom Mar 5, 2026, 8:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 8:57 PM

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@trail loom, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 5, 2026, 9:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 9:19 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 9:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 9:26 PM

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@gray compass, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fresh trout Mar 5, 2026, 9:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 9:26 PM

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@fresh trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 9:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 9:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

tranquil summit Mar 5, 2026, 9:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 9:44 PM

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@tranquil summit, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike Mar 5, 2026, 10:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 10:25 PM

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glacial totem Mar 5, 2026, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil summit, @trail loom, @gray compass, @long vine, @half magnet, @fresh trout, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@gray compass's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Iron Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Wooden Bow's string broke, and their Blizzard Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@glacial totem tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @glacial totem's mouth.

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@idle pike flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @fresh trout when the world was flipped.

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@tight niche started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@glacial totem and @tranquil summit were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @glacial totem, but left @tranquil summit alone because they smelled funny. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @long vine setting explosives beneath them. @static trout died.

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@tight niche's skeleton decided that @tight niche wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tight niche died.

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@tranquil summit was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @tranquil summit died.

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@trail loom invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@trail loom was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @trail loom died.

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@gray compass thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @gray compass died.

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@raw moss trapped @long vine in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @long vine managed to escape regardless.

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@long vine woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @long vine with bug spray. @long vine died.

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@fresh trout tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@half magnet was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @half magnet died.

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@fresh trout ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @fresh trout died.

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@carmine cairn felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @idle pike took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@raw moss looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@raw moss shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @raw moss's head. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@carmine cairn somehow convinced @idle pike that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 5th place: @half magnet
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 8th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil summit
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

static trout Mar 5, 2026, 10:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 10:38 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half magnet Mar 5, 2026, 10:39 PM

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raw moss Mar 5, 2026, 10:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 10:44 PM

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tranquil summit Mar 5, 2026, 11:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 11:03 PM

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long vine Mar 5, 2026, 11:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 11:15 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 11:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 11:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

rocky crown Mar 5, 2026, 11:32 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 11:32 PM

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@rocky crown, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Mar 5, 2026, 11:34 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 11:34 PM

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glacial totem Mar 5, 2026, 11:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 11:55 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

arctic temple Mar 5, 2026, 11:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 11:57 PM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

honest current Mar 6, 2026, 12:07 AM

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