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grand dagger Mar 3, 2026, 9:46 PM

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vagrant scroll Mar 3, 2026, 9:46 PM

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long vine Mar 3, 2026, 9:52 PM

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sour surge Mar 3, 2026, 9:56 PM

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upbeat fern Mar 3, 2026, 10:08 PM

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amber ermine Mar 3, 2026, 10:17 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 3, 2026, 10:20 PM

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static trout Mar 3, 2026, 10:22 PM

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exotic saddle Mar 3, 2026, 10:26 PM

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fallow token Mar 3, 2026, 10:28 PM

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orchid scaffold Mar 3, 2026, 10:28 PM

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hexed notch Mar 3, 2026, 10:28 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @grand dagger, @long vine, @amber ermine, @fallow token, @upbeat fern, @exotic saddle, @sour surge, and @vagrant scroll
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The fighting begins again!

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@grand dagger was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@sour surge was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@long vine covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@raw moss was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @raw moss suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@amber ermine made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@static trout was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @static trout died.

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@grand dagger thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @grand dagger died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @upbeat fern being mercilessly tickled by @carmine cairn.

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@amber ermine tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @amber ermine died.

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@vagrant scroll and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @vagrant scroll's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@hexed notch and @fallow token had a very merry unbirthday party together. @carmine cairn found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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A pretty fairy led @upbeat fern to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @upbeat fern died.

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@raw moss pulled out their Keybrand and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @raw moss pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@orchid scaffold paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Enchanted Sword.

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@long vine used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@vagrant scroll found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@exotic saddle got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @exotic saddle died.

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@sour surge was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @sour surge died.

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@vagrant scroll made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @vagrant scroll died.

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@fallow token forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @fallow token died.

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@long vine and @raw moss had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@hexed notch decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@carmine cairn started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@raw moss verbally roasted @hexed notch so hard that they burst into flames. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine and @orchid scaffold relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@raw moss shot a sand block at @long vine with a Sandgun, but @long vine managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@orchid scaffold will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@carmine cairn ran out of bullets while fighting @orchid scaffold, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @orchid scaffold died.

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@long vine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @long vine died.

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@raw moss hadn't seen @carmine cairn in a long time, and missed them. @carmine cairn aimed a Sniper Rifle at @raw moss from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow token
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @sour surge
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat fern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mighty coyote Mar 3, 2026, 10:39 PM

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raw moss Mar 3, 2026, 10:40 PM

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long vine Mar 3, 2026, 10:41 PM

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gray sky Mar 3, 2026, 10:43 PM

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abstract thunder Mar 3, 2026, 10:47 PM

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deep gulch Mar 3, 2026, 11:25 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 3, 2026, 11:25 PM

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arctic temple Mar 3, 2026, 11:32 PM

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trail loom Mar 3, 2026, 11:39 PM

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astral glacier Mar 4, 2026, 12:29 AM

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idle pike Mar 4, 2026, 12:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @astral glacier, @abstract thunder, @gray sky, @arctic temple, @idle pike, and @deep gulch
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@mighty coyote threw a Stink Potion at @astral glacier. @astral glacier threw a Toxic Flask right back. @mighty coyote died.

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@deep gulch smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@long vine joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@carmine cairn watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@gray sky and @abstract thunder engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @abstract thunder blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @abstract thunder died.

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@raw moss found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@arctic temple suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@idle pike tied up @trail loom and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @trail loom to die. However, @trail loom managed to escape from their bonds.

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@arctic temple made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @gray sky joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @gray sky died.

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@arctic temple was vehicularly manslaughtered by @astral glacier's minecart. @arctic temple died.

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@raw moss recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@deep gulch went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @deep gulch died.

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@long vine’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@raw moss's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@trail loom accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@idle pike reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @astral glacier in a Fish costume.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@astral glacier was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@idle pike saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@astral glacier accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@long vine started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@long vine explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@carmine cairn talked with @long vine about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@long vine hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 7th place: @deep gulch
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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deep gulch Mar 4, 2026, 12:39 AM

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 12:41 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 4, 2026, 12:45 AM

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trail loom Mar 4, 2026, 12:45 AM

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arctic temple Mar 4, 2026, 1:16 AM

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tight niche Mar 4, 2026, 1:29 AM

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rocky crown Mar 4, 2026, 1:29 AM

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raw moss Mar 4, 2026, 1:30 AM

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ivory compass Mar 4, 2026, 1:30 AM

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idle pike Mar 4, 2026, 1:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @ivory compass, @trail loom, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @rocky crown, @arctic temple, @idle pike, and @deep gulch
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@ivory compass asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @ivory compass died.

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@deep gulch caused @trail loom to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@exotic saddle fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @exotic saddle died.

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@arctic temple got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @arctic temple died.

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@tight niche begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@deep gulch equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @rocky crown chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @deep gulch's shattered corpse. @deep gulch died.

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@idle pike tried to high-five @raw moss, but @raw moss went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@rocky crown started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @rocky crown died.

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@trail loom found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@tight niche went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tight niche's fault.

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@tight niche constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@raw moss used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@trail loom activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @trail loom died.

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@idle pike suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@idle pike sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @idle pike died.

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@tight niche found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@long vine tried to explain to @tight niche that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @tight niche countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @long vine died.

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@tight niche consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@raw moss's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @raw moss! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@raw moss opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @raw moss's neck. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 7th place: @deep gulch
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @ivory compass

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 4, 2026, 1:38 AM

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 1:38 AM

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trail loom Mar 4, 2026, 1:50 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 4, 2026, 1:51 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 4, 2026, 2:25 AM

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tight niche Mar 4, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 2:29 AM

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idle pike Mar 4, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

static trout Mar 4, 2026, 2:41 AM

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sour surge Mar 4, 2026, 3:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 3:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon Mar 4, 2026, 3:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 3:42 AM

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sour surge Mar 4, 2026, 3:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 3:42 AM

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@sour surge, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

trail loom Mar 4, 2026, 3:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 3:49 AM

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@trail loom, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

arctic temple Mar 4, 2026, 4:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 4:00 AM

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gray sky Mar 4, 2026, 4:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 4:12 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rare quest Mar 4, 2026, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 4:25 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @sour surge, @potent talon, @gray sky, @arctic temple, @idle pike, and @rare quest
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@exotic saddle started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@carmine cairn made some scary noises in the dark. @raw moss sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @carmine cairn died.

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@gray sky developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @static trout was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @static trout had ever been in. @static trout died.

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@trail loom smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @trail loom died.

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@long vine tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @exotic saddle died.

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@sour surge was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @sour surge died.

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@potent talon couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss handed @arctic temple a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @arctic temple died.

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@idle pike forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @idle pike wasn't a Slime, @idle pike was endlessly beaten. @idle pike died.

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The Nurse told @rare quest they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @rare quest died.

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@gray sky lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @gray sky
150 points go to 4th place: @rare quest
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @sour surge
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 5:08 AM

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abstract thunder Mar 4, 2026, 6:09 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @sour surge, @gray sky, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@carmine cairn went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @tight niche died.

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@gray sky ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@sour surge managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@livid shuttle invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@sour surge drank sand for 10 hours. @sour surge died.

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@arctic temple wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@gray sky defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@raw moss tricked @abstract thunder into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @abstract thunder died.

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Santa Claus asked @arctic temple what they wanted for Christmas. @arctic temple replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@brave shore managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @brave shore found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @brave shore died.

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@livid shuttle decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@long vine found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@raw moss was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@livid shuttle shot @arctic temple to death with a finger gun. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@raw moss fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@livid shuttle threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@livid shuttle and @long vine played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@livid shuttle angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @sour surge
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 6:38 AM

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gray sky Mar 4, 2026, 6:59 AM

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ashen spire Mar 4, 2026, 7:22 AM

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ebon matrix Mar 4, 2026, 8:13 AM

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amber ermine Mar 4, 2026, 8:28 AM

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brave shore Mar 4, 2026, 8:28 AM

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hexed notch Mar 4, 2026, 8:29 AM

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idle pike Mar 4, 2026, 8:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@hexed notch, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @ashen spire, @ebon matrix, @sour surge, @potent talon, @gray sky, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @idle pike
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@waxen marlin soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @waxen marlin dyed.

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@amber ermine was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@ebon matrix's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @ebon matrix died.

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@idle pike found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@sour surge got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @sour surge died.

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@potent talon opened the front door and saw @hexed notch trying to murder the Guide. @potent talon slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@potent talon dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @potent talon died.

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@gray sky's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @gray sky died.

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@long vine became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @livid shuttle excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@raw moss crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@ashen spire saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@waxen marlin used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @waxen marlin died.

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@long vine started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@hexed notch suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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While exploring a swamp, @idle pike caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@brave shore and @long vine spotted a Lunar Flare on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@livid shuttle got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @brave shore died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @ashen spire tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @ashen spire died.

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@raw moss got tired of @hexed notch constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @hexed notch died.

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@long vine and @idle pike were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @long vine, but left @idle pike alone because they smelled funny. @long vine died.

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@raw moss didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@raw moss made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

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gray sky Mar 4, 2026, 8:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 4, 2026, 8:51 AM

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bb!register

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amber ermine Mar 4, 2026, 8:56 AM

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raw moss Mar 4, 2026, 9:02 AM

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 9:11 AM

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sweet fractal Mar 4, 2026, 9:25 AM

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late stone Mar 4, 2026, 9:28 AM

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formal badge Mar 4, 2026, 9:28 AM

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ebon matrix Mar 4, 2026, 9:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @formal badge, @late stone, and @livid shuttle
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@amber ermine spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@ebon matrix hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @ebon matrix could pull it to shore.

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@gray sky used their Lead Broadsword to lop off @long vine's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @gray sky invented golf. @long vine died.

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@raw moss was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@tranquil wyvern stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tranquil wyvern's ego received a small boost.

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@late stone kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@formal badge and @sweet fractal were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @gray sky spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@amber ermine saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@sweet fractal was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @sweet fractal's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @sweet fractal died.

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@gray sky traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @gray sky did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @gray sky died.

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@late stone ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @late stone's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @late stone died.

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@ebon matrix tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @ebon matrix died.

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@tranquil wyvern bought a Gatligator and fired it at @livid shuttle for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tranquil wyvern furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@raw moss tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @raw moss extremely rich.

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@tranquil wyvern went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@livid shuttle began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@livid shuttle carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @ebon matrix
150 points go to 6th place: @late stone
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 4, 2026, 9:38 AM

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late stone Mar 4, 2026, 9:42 AM

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bb!register

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amber ermine Mar 4, 2026, 9:43 AM

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 9:46 AM

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formal badge Mar 4, 2026, 9:52 AM

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gray sky Mar 4, 2026, 10:10 AM

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obtuse cairn Mar 4, 2026, 11:01 AM

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bb!register

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warm root Mar 4, 2026, 11:07 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 4, 2026, 11:11 AM

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tight niche Mar 4, 2026, 11:26 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @obtuse cairn, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @warm root, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @late stone
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@long vine tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@obtuse cairn thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @obtuse cairn died.

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@raw moss was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@raw moss underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @raw moss died.

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@formal badge found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@warm root started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@livid shuttle recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @livid shuttle concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@amber ermine put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @amber ermine whole. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky sacrificed @mighty coyote by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @mighty coyote died.

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@warm root had a dirty mind. Then @long vine sprayed @warm root's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @warm root died.

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@livid shuttle modified @gray sky's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @gray sky was never seen again. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge, @long vine and @livid shuttle played hot potato with a grenade. @livid shuttle forgot to pass it on. @livid shuttle died.

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@late stone and @tight niche set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@long vine recruited @formal badge as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@late stone tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@formal badge ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche took a potato chip... and ate it!

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While in the Underground Jungle, @late stone used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @late stone died.

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@tight niche overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@tight niche sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @late stone
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @warm root
100 points go to 8th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Mar 4, 2026, 11:46 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 11:47 AM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Mar 4, 2026, 11:56 AM

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flat shale Mar 4, 2026, 12:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Mar 4, 2026, 12:36 PM

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bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sweet fractal Mar 4, 2026, 1:10 PM

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brave shore Mar 4, 2026, 1:13 PM

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bb!register

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @flat shale, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @brave rock, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@static trout always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @static trout died.

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@sweet fractal hosted a spelling bee! @brave rock had to spell "cat". @jolly swift had to spell "rain". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@ebon matrix somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@long vine invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @amber ermine died.

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The Demolitionist told @sweet fractal that it was a good day to die. @sweet fractal thought so too. @sweet fractal died.

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@brave shore saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @brave shore died.

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@arctic temple used an Inferno Fork to eat. @livid shuttle thought they didn't notice, but @arctic temple just really likes spicy food.

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@arctic temple was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @arctic temple died.

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@gray sky was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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All that glitters is not gold. @flat shale disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@brave rock went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tranquil wyvern had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @brave rock died.

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@gray sky's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @gray sky died.

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Low on health, @tranquil wyvern hid from @ebon matrix by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle teleported behind @ebon matrix using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @ebon matrix died.

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@steel sentinel found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@flat shale tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @flat shale's mind right in front of their face. @flat shale died.

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@jolly swift tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@jolly swift has fallen, and they can't get up. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tight niche was revived.

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@steel sentinel started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @livid shuttle and @carmine cairn out.

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@livid shuttle skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @steel sentinel turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 7th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @brave rock

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flat shale Mar 4, 2026, 2:39 PM

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static trout Mar 4, 2026, 2:39 PM

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jolly swift Mar 4, 2026, 2:41 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 4, 2026, 2:58 PM

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sweet fractal Mar 4, 2026, 3:01 PM

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amber ermine Mar 4, 2026, 3:06 PM

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rocky crown Mar 4, 2026, 3:14 PM

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ebon matrix Mar 4, 2026, 3:14 PM

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formal badge Mar 4, 2026, 3:16 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 4, 2026, 3:20 PM

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tight niche Mar 4, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @flat shale, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @rocky crown
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@carmine cairn was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @carmine cairn died.

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@flat shale attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@jolly swift ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @jolly swift died.

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@ebon matrix used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@static trout tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@rocky crown tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@formal badge and @tranquil wyvern were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@amber ermine and @static trout found themselves falling from a considerable height. @amber ermine landed in a pool of water. @static trout did not. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @amber ermine died.

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@ebon matrix tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @ebon matrix died.

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@steel sentinel hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @sweet fractal's house. @sweet fractal started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@tight niche took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@gray sky tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tranquil wyvern with unnecessary advice.

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@livid shuttle found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@rocky crown fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @rocky crown died.

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@sweet fractal flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @sweet fractal died.

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@steel sentinel equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@tranquil wyvern farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@livid shuttle offered to add a gold trim to @steel sentinel's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@flat shale ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @flat shale died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@tranquil wyvern got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@tight niche started blocking @livid shuttle's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@tranquil wyvern tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@livid shuttle started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @livid shuttle soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@steel sentinel tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@tight niche forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@steel sentinel tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@tight niche trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@steel sentinel couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@tight niche went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@tight niche wished for the ability to fly. @steel sentinel granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @flat shale
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rocky crown Mar 4, 2026, 3:40 PM

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late stone Mar 4, 2026, 3:50 PM

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amber ermine Mar 4, 2026, 3:54 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 4, 2026, 3:56 PM

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gray sky Mar 4, 2026, 3:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 4, 2026, 4:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 4:00 PM

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sharp fern Mar 4, 2026, 4:11 PM

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pallid mortar Mar 4, 2026, 4:16 PM

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sour surge Mar 4, 2026, 4:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 4:21 PM

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static trout Mar 4, 2026, 4:23 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 4, 2026, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 4, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @sharp fern, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @sour surge, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @late stone, @pallid mortar, and @rocky crown
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@tranquil wyvern planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @static trout. @static trout died.

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@rocky crown found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@carmine cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@sharp fern spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@sharp fern activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @sharp fern died.

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@amber ermine stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @amber ermine blinked first.

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@amber ermine dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @amber ermine died.

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@sour surge challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @sour surge died.

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@gray sky's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@livid shuttle gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @livid shuttle died.

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The Wizard showed @steel sentinel their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@carmine cairn spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@pallid mortar began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@late stone drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @late stone died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to deal a finishing blow to @tight niche, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@steel sentinel found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@pallid mortar used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@carmine cairn found the Last Prism. Then @rocky crown found another one, meaning that @carmine cairn's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@rocky crown and @tranquil wyvern were about to face off, but @rocky crown had to run off to the restroom first.

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@rocky crown fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @rocky crown died.

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@steel sentinel made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@tight niche had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tranquil wyvern found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@pallid mortar started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @pallid mortar died.

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@carmine cairn drew swords on the ground. @tight niche started stomping all over them. Furious, @carmine cairn picked one up and stabbed @tight niche with it.. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@carmine cairn tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@steel sentinel grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@carmine cairn started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @pallid mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 7th place: @late stone
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @sour surge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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late stone Mar 4, 2026, 4:48 PM

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static trout Mar 4, 2026, 5:17 PM

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steel sentinel Mar 4, 2026, 5:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 5:17 PM

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idle sky Mar 4, 2026, 5:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 4, 2026, 5:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 4, 2026, 5:25 PM

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wide wharf Mar 4, 2026, 5:37 PM

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limpid glacier Mar 4, 2026, 5:50 PM

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fallow token Mar 4, 2026, 5:51 PM

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gray compass Mar 4, 2026, 6:06 PM

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dull gazelle Mar 4, 2026, 6:25 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @fallow token, @steel sentinel, @late stone, @limpid glacier, @dull gazelle, @wide wharf, and @idle sky
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The fighting begins again!

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@fallow token paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Amethyst Staff.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @carmine cairn to check it out. @carmine cairn decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@steel sentinel cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@idle sky couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@static trout called @gray compass a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @static trout died.

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@wide wharf started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@late stone accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @late stone died.

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@limpid glacier found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@limpid glacier cornered @tranquil wyvern at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tranquil wyvern started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@idle sky drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @gray compass appeared instead.

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@limpid glacier found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @limpid glacier died.

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@steel sentinel, @fallow token, and @dull gazelle made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@carmine cairn overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@fallow token failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@wide wharf was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@dull gazelle hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @dull gazelle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@wide wharf was walked on by a Martian Walker. @wide wharf died.

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@steel sentinel beat @gray compass into a pulp with a stale baguette. @gray compass died.

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@fallow token pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @fallow token died.

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@idle sky snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @idle sky died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @tranquil wyvern a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @steel sentinel with it. However, @tranquil wyvern clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 5th place: @fallow token
150 points go to 6th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 7th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @late stone

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @trail loom, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @late stone, @limpid glacier, and @idle sky
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@carmine cairn traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @proud lava. @proud lava died.

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@gray compass murdered @idle sky with a knife, but it was actually @gray sky in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @gray compass didn't care that much. @gray sky died.

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@steel sentinel sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@late stone started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@late stone burst with happiness, quite literally. @late stone died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @trail loom's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@limpid glacier's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @limpid glacier died.

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@tranquil wyvern burned @gray compass to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @tranquil wyvern for reading books. @gray compass died.

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@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@steel sentinel managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@carmine cairn yelled, "Duck!" @tranquil wyvern excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried to kill @idle sky, but failed to ask for consent.

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@steel sentinel performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@trail loom obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@raw moss gazed at clouds with @idle sky. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@steel sentinel sang a song to try to impress @carmine cairn, @idle sky, and @trail loom. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@raw moss ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@idle sky snuck up behind @carmine cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @idle sky decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @trail loom. @trail loom died.

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@idle sky threw a snowball at @raw moss. To counter this, @raw moss threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @idle sky died.

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@carmine cairn stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@carmine cairn played rock-paper-scissors with @raw moss. @carmine cairn played paper. @raw moss played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @carmine cairn was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@raw moss stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight niche Mar 4, 2026, 9:27 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sharp fern, @wide gate, @gray compass, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @upbeat fern, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, and @idle pike
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@sharp fern invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@raw moss summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @sharp fern's life points directly. @sharp fern died.

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@amber ermine was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@carmine cairn found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @carmine cairn pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tight niche befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @upbeat fern was flattened by a road roller. @upbeat fern died.

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@steel sentinel used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @steel sentinel died.

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@wide gate created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @gray sky got too close while watching. @gray sky died.

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@gray compass wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@limpid glacier heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @limpid glacier stopped because their voice became horse.

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@limpid glacier played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@idle pike tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@limpid glacier accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @limpid glacier died.

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@gray compass found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@tight niche made some Synonym Rolls for @raw moss and @wide gate. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@carmine cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@gray compass tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @gray compass died.

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@brave shore disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @wide gate, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @wide gate died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche declared war on emus. The emus won. @tight niche died.

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@idle pike threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @idle pike unlocked the power of flight!

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@carmine cairn was building a nice house. @brave shore asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @carmine cairn just looked confused.

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@raw moss somehow convinced @brave shore that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @brave shore died.

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@idle pike tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@carmine cairn put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @wide gate
100 points go to 8th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Mar 4, 2026, 9:48 PM

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raw moss Mar 4, 2026, 10:05 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil summit, @gray compass, @long vine, @amber ermine, @gray sky, @limpid glacier, and @idle pike
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil summit got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @tranquil summit died.

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@long vine joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@gray compass opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@limpid glacier tried to set up a campfire, but @tight niche drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@long vine trash talked @gray sky, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @long vine suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@idle pike dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @idle pike is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@amber ermine had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @gray sky died.

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@idle pike argued with @tight niche about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@limpid glacier found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @limpid glacier while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @limpid glacier died.

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@gray compass wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@idle pike called @gray compass a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @gray compass died.

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A strange device attached itself to @idle pike's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @idle pike died.

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@tight niche ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Boreal Wood Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@carmine cairn used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@raw moss found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@carmine cairn watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@raw moss was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@carmine cairn heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@raw moss merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@carmine cairn tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@carmine cairn found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @gray compass
150 points go to 6th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 10:39 PM

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trail loom Mar 4, 2026, 10:42 PM

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tranquil summit Mar 4, 2026, 10:44 PM

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raw moss Mar 4, 2026, 10:49 PM

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limpid glacier Mar 4, 2026, 10:49 PM

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 10:51 PM

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warm root Mar 4, 2026, 11:05 PM

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gray compass Mar 4, 2026, 11:17 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 4, 2026, 11:25 PM

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pallid spindle Mar 4, 2026, 11:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 4, 2026, 11:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil summit, @trail loom, @gray compass, @long vine, @warm root, @pallid spindle, and @limpid glacier
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil summit purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@pallid spindle's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@carmine cairn's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @carmine cairn died.

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@tranquil summit joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @tranquil summit died.

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@gray compass dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @gray compass died.

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@warm root put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @warm root died.

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@pallid spindle was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @pallid spindle died.

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@limpid glacier was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @limpid glacier dried.

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@limpid glacier was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @limpid glacier died.

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@trail loom got burninated by Tim. @trail loom died.

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@raw moss flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @long vine when the world was flipped.

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@tight niche and @long vine built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@long vine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tight niche tested this theory on @long vine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @long vine died.

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@raw moss modified @tight niche's Pickaxe Axe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @tight niche was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @limpid glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @pallid spindle
100 points go to 7th place: @warm root
100 points go to 8th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil summit
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 4, 2026, 11:36 PM

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tranquil summit Mar 4, 2026, 11:36 PM

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gray compass Mar 4, 2026, 11:42 PM

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limpid glacier Mar 4, 2026, 11:47 PM

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long vine Mar 4, 2026, 11:49 PM

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trail loom Mar 4, 2026, 11:51 PM

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polar sonnet Mar 4, 2026, 11:58 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 5, 2026, 12:28 AM

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tight niche Mar 5, 2026, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 5, 2026, 12:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @tranquil summit, @raw moss, @trail loom, @gray compass, @long vine, @polar sonnet, @livid shuttle, and @limpid glacier
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine lured @tranquil summit into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @tranquil summit's dust allergy! @tranquil summit died.

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@gray compass became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @gray compass died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@polar sonnet tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @polar sonnet died.

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@limpid glacier took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @trail loom and @carmine cairn ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@livid shuttle uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @livid shuttle died.

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@limpid glacier went down @carmine cairn's chimney to deliver presents, but @carmine cairn's fireplace was still in use. @limpid glacier died.

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@tight niche worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@trail loom angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @trail loom's floating house. @trail loom died.

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@long vine's booty was plundered by pirates. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@tight niche drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@raw moss was in the middle of taking a shower when @carmine cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tight niche was furious at @carmine cairn for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @tight niche's special someone!

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@tight niche read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 6th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @polar sonnet
100 points go to 9th place: @gray compass
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray compass Mar 5, 2026, 12:36 AM

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tranquil summit Mar 5, 2026, 12:37 AM

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