#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 155

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 11:45 PM

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dim oyster Mar 3, 2026, 12:00 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 3, 2026, 12:15 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @bleak perch, @dim oyster, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@carmine cairn pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @carmine cairn died.

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@arctic temple wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@static trout picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @static trout died.

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@limpid glacier launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@bleak perch caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @bleak perch died.

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@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @dim oyster's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @dim oyster. @dim oyster died.

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@long vine accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @long vine died.

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@proud lava confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@limpid glacier tried to destroy @raw moss by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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A monkey dramatically raised @mighty coyote up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @mighty coyote off said cliff. @mighty coyote died.

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@proud lava accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @proud lava died.

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@tight niche played Frisbee with @exotic saddle using a Light Disc, but @exotic saddle unfortunately didn't have five hands. @exotic saddle died.

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Hey @livid shuttle, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @livid shuttle died.

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@limpid glacier was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @limpid glacier died.

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@arctic temple jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @arctic temple died.

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@raw moss touched @tight niche's gun without permission. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 4th place: @limpid glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @dim oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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stable bridge Mar 3, 2026, 12:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 12:50 AM

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limpid glacier Mar 3, 2026, 12:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 12:56 AM

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granite pier Mar 3, 2026, 1:00 AM

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raw moss Mar 3, 2026, 1:23 AM

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amber kestrel Mar 3, 2026, 1:26 AM

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long vine Mar 3, 2026, 1:28 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 3, 2026, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Mar 3, 2026, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

hardy patio Mar 3, 2026, 2:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 2:20 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @stable bridge, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @amber kestrel, @hardy patio, @granite pier, @livid shuttle, and @limpid glacier
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber kestrel discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@stable bridge drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@livid shuttle tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@hardy patio created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@raw moss and @long vine strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @raw moss suggested using cover against them. @long vine recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@granite pier took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@tight niche was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@limpid glacier tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @limpid glacier quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@carmine cairn threw @stable bridge into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @carmine cairn a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @stable bridge died.

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@raw moss tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @raw moss then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @raw moss died.

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@amber kestrel practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @amber kestrel died.

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@granite pier ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @granite pier said "thanks, you too." @granite pier died.

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@livid shuttle tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@livid shuttle told @hardy patio that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @hardy patio took those words literally and peeled @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn became convinced that @tight niche was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tight niche, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@hardy patio found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @tight niche, @long vine, and @limpid glacier. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @limpid glacier died.

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@carmine cairn trapped @tight niche in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@long vine killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@hardy patio started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@long vine replaced @hardy patio's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @long vine died.

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@tight niche stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @limpid glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 8th place: @amber kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @stable bridge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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limpid glacier Mar 3, 2026, 2:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 2:42 AM

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raw moss Mar 3, 2026, 2:47 AM

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long vine Mar 3, 2026, 2:48 AM

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jagged echo Mar 3, 2026, 2:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 2:51 AM

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stable bridge Mar 3, 2026, 3:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 3:00 AM

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static trout Mar 3, 2026, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 3:05 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 3, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 3:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Mar 3, 2026, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 3:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

floral ridge Mar 3, 2026, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 3:40 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 3, 2026, 3:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 3:47 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 3, 2026, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 4:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

flat shale Mar 3, 2026, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 4:29 AM

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@flat shale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @stable bridge, @tight niche, @flat shale, @raw moss, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @floral ridge, @jagged echo, and @limpid glacier
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@limpid glacier got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@static trout gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @static trout died.

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@jagged echo began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@stable bridge's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @flat shale and @long vine's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @stable bridge died.

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@flat shale iwwegawy owoed to @floral ridge and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @flat shale died.

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@tight niche preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@exotic saddle tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @exotic saddle died.

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@floral ridge tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @floral ridge died.

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@jagged echo planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@jagged echo was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @jagged echo died.

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@raw moss tried to assassinate @tight niche, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@limpid glacier breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @limpid glacier died.

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@raw moss descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@carmine cairn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@long vine huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@long vine threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tight niche drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@long vine used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@raw moss vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @limpid glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @jagged echo
100 points go to 7th place: @floral ridge
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 10th place: @stable bridge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jagged echo Mar 3, 2026, 4:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 4:37 AM

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raw moss Mar 3, 2026, 4:40 AM

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exotic saddle Mar 3, 2026, 5:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 5:11 AM

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floral ridge Mar 3, 2026, 5:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 5:19 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 3, 2026, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 5:20 AM

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near mortar Mar 3, 2026, 5:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 5:24 AM

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tight niche Mar 3, 2026, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Mar 3, 2026, 5:33 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 5:33 AM

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flat shale Mar 3, 2026, 5:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 5:50 AM

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trail loom Mar 3, 2026, 5:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 5:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 6:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @flat shale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @floral ridge, @jagged echo, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn aimed a spinning toy at @trail loom, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@carmine cairn stopped a meteor from crushing @floral ridge and @jagged echo with their own body. @carmine cairn died.

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@exotic saddle returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@tight niche tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @near mortar and @flat shale, who did not approve of gambling.

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@raw moss equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@flat shale got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @flat shale died.

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@tight niche accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @tight niche died.

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@floral ridge consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@trail loom silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @long vine's back, which then integrated itself into @long vine's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@exotic saddle used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@raw moss thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@exotic saddle was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @exotic saddle die

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@long vine played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @long vine died.

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@near mortar wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@exotic saddle decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @exotic saddle died.

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@jagged echo escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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No one told @jagged echo that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @jagged echo died.

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@floral ridge wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@near mortar tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@trail loom touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@floral ridge purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @floral ridge ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@raw moss tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@trail loom damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@raw moss donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@floral ridge tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@raw moss was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@trail loom mistook @floral ridge's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @trail loom died.

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@raw moss started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @raw moss decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@floral ridge and @raw moss discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@floral ridge shot @raw moss with a Water Gun. @raw moss shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@raw moss didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @floral ridge's. @floral ridge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @floral ridge
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @jagged echo
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 9th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 3, 2026, 6:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 6:50 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Mar 3, 2026, 6:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 6:51 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

placid sapphire Mar 3, 2026, 6:59 AM

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Bb!register

long vine Mar 3, 2026, 7:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 7:02 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed notch Mar 3, 2026, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 7:29 AM

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indigo flint Mar 3, 2026, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

bleak perch Mar 3, 2026, 7:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 7:32 AM

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floral ridge Mar 3, 2026, 7:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 7:42 AM

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brave shore Mar 3, 2026, 8:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 8:05 AM

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

trail loom Mar 3, 2026, 8:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 8:20 AM

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@trail loom, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@static trout, @bleak perch, @hexed notch, @raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @flat forge, @floral ridge, @livid shuttle, @indigo flint, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@indigo flint accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@floral ridge wrote @static trout's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @static trout died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @flat forge

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@raw moss got tired of @bleak perch trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @bleak perch at a Sawmill. @bleak perch died.

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@brave shore encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @brave shore decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@flat forge stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @flat forge died.

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@trail loom built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@long vine tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@indigo flint was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @indigo flint died.

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@long vine walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@raw moss tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@trail loom drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@hexed notch put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@hexed notch brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@brave shore searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@trail loom asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@trail loom became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @long vine had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @trail loom's suffering. @trail loom died.

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@floral ridge got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@brave shore was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@livid shuttle hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @livid shuttle died.

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@floral ridge challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @floral ridge died.

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@brave shore was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss thought that @long vine was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@raw moss complained to @long vine that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@long vine entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@long vine knocked furiously on @raw moss's door while holding an axe. @raw moss shouted, "Who's there?"

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@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@long vine was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @floral ridge
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 8th place: @indigo flint
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @bleak perch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@raw moss, @trail loom, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @flat forge, @floral ridge, @formal badge, and @livid shuttle
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@long vine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @long vine died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @amber ermine. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @amber ermine died.

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@proud lava thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @proud lava's potions with Red Potions. @proud lava died.

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@flat forge took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@formal badge became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@raw moss had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@livid shuttle took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@tranquil wyvern stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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After an intense fight, @floral ridge was beaten by @formal badge in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @formal badge told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@floral ridge wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@formal badge was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @formal badge died.

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@trail loom was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @trail loom died.

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@livid shuttle filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@livid shuttle went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@floral ridge was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @floral ridge died.

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@livid shuttle obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @livid shuttle never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@livid shuttle went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @floral ridge
150 points go to 4th place: @trail loom
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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raw moss Mar 3, 2026, 9:38 AM

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trail loom Mar 3, 2026, 9:48 AM

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tight niche Mar 3, 2026, 10:15 AM

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amber ermine Mar 3, 2026, 10:25 AM

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static nebula Mar 3, 2026, 10:27 AM

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@bleak perch, @tight niche, @raw moss, @static nebula, @trail loom, @long vine, @amber ermine, @proud lava, @ebon matrix, and @livid shuttle
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@static nebula adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@trail loom came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@bleak perch got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @bleak perch died.

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@tight niche developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@long vine was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@raw moss had a sleepover with @ebon matrix, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@proud lava built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@amber ermine drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@livid shuttle screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@static nebula took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @ebon matrix's Rod of Discord.

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The sun burnt @raw moss into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@amber ermine has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @amber ermine woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tight niche traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @raw moss died.

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@trail loom transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @trail loom died.

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@proud lava paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@amber ermine wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @amber ermine died.

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After partying all night, @proud lava was shot by @long vine in a swimming pool. @proud lava died.

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@ebon matrix received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @ebon matrix died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@livid shuttle saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@long vine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@static nebula started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@static nebula ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @static nebula died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @static nebula
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @ebon matrix
150 points go to 5th place: @proud lava
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @trail loom
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @bleak perch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Mar 3, 2026, 10:42 AM

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proud lava Mar 3, 2026, 11:02 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 3, 2026, 11:02 AM

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lime creek Mar 3, 2026, 11:07 AM

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ebon matrix Mar 3, 2026, 11:19 AM

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tight niche Mar 3, 2026, 11:24 AM

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ashen spire Mar 3, 2026, 11:25 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @ashen spire, @proud lava, @ebon matrix, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @wraith sage
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@mighty coyote vaporized @long vine with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @long vine died.

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@tight niche wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@amber ermine dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern appeared to be taking a group picture of @wraith sage, @proud lava, and @lime creek. @tranquil wyvern's selfie turned out great!

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@mighty coyote tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @mighty coyote died.

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@ebon matrix contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@formal badge tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@livid shuttle claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @ashen spire was morbidly interested.

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@tight niche and @proud lava were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tight niche suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @proud lava turned around to look. @proud lava died.

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@brave shore, @formal badge, and @tranquil wyvern formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@lime creek learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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There was a snake in @ebon matrix's boot! @ebon matrix died.

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@livid shuttle tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@wraith sage declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @wraith sage's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@lime creek was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@livid shuttle spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@wraith sage watched @formal badge go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @formal badge was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@brave shore stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @brave shore died.

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@wraith sage was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @wraith sage died.

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@formal badge toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @formal badge died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@lime creek got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tight niche thought her hands were more interesting.

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@ashen spire fired their bow at @tight niche, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @ashen spire gave up.

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@ashen spire was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@tight niche tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@tight niche drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@ashen spire trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@ashen spire boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@ashen spire invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @ashen spire was mauled by wolves. @ashen spire died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @ashen spire
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @wraith sage
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lime creek Mar 3, 2026, 11:44 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 3, 2026, 11:46 AM

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long vine Mar 3, 2026, 11:50 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 3, 2026, 11:53 AM

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brave shore Mar 3, 2026, 11:56 AM

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formal badge Mar 3, 2026, 12:17 PM

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glass vine Mar 3, 2026, 12:22 PM

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hexed notch Mar 3, 2026, 12:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 3, 2026, 12:29 PM

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turbid skiff Mar 3, 2026, 12:29 PM

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@tight niche, @hexed notch, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @glass vine, @flat forge, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @lime creek
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@hexed notch tried to strike @long vine down, but @long vine instead became more powerful than @hexed notch could possibly imagine.

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@glass vine added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@mighty coyote put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@mighty coyote died.

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@flat forge joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @flat forge was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@glass vine tried to save @brave shore's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @glass vine died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @glass vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern blew @flat forge to bits using an exploding bed. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @lime creek, who happened to be watching. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth with @tight niche's shoelaces.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @brave shore started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@long vine tried hacking into @livid shuttle's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @livid shuttle's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@turbid skiff sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@formal badge found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@hexed notch and @turbid skiff had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@tight niche walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tranquil wyvern tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@brave shore sharpened @hexed notch's face at a Sharpening Station. @hexed notch became the sharpest tool in the shed. @hexed notch died.

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@livid shuttle ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@turbid skiff tried to get @formal badge to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @turbid skiff died.

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@tight niche tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@tranquil wyvern was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@formal badge found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@formal badge was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @formal badge died.

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@long vine finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @long vine died.

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@tight niche found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@brave shore heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tight niche, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@tight niche splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @brave shore observed disapprovingly.

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@brave shore realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @fallow token, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @lime creek, and @near mortar
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@formal badge ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @long vine before they could say "Zoinks!" @long vine died.

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@lime creek watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@sweet fractal activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@near mortar summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@flat forge accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@sweet fractal summoned a solar eclipse while @tranquil wyvern was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @sweet fractal died.

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@livid shuttle lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @livid shuttle died.

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@fallow token looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@tight niche wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @lime creek killed them. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@near mortar felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @near mortar died.

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@formal badge blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @formal badge's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@tight niche tried to shoot @formal badge using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @fallow token's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@fallow token tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @fallow token died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Gatligator.

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@tight niche rescued @formal badge from drowning, but in reverse. @formal badge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @formal badge
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fallow token
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fiery belfry Mar 3, 2026, 2:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@stable bridge, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @raw dragon, @tranquil wyvern, @fallow token, @remote glen, @sweet fractal, and @formal badge
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@fallow token lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@stable bridge constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tight niche by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @stable bridge's positioning was a bit off. @stable bridge died.

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@formal badge and @remote glen swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tranquil wyvern went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@fiery belfry didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @raw moss, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @raw moss died.

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@remote glen drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @remote glen died.

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@raw dragon heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@fiery belfry made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@tight niche briefly considered proposing marriage to @sweet fractal, but married a bee instead.

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@formal badge stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@tranquil wyvern spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@fiery belfry solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@sweet fractal used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @sweet fractal died.

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@formal badge tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tight niche from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tight niche die, so nothing actually happened.

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@formal badge took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @formal badge died.

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@fallow token needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@tranquil wyvern found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @tranquil wyvern headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@tight niche fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@raw dragon found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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While sitting on a bench together with @fallow token, @tranquil wyvern leaned away and farted.

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@fiery belfry painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@fallow token found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @fallow token walked out the door.

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@raw dragon was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @raw dragon died.

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@fiery belfry read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche tried attacking @tranquil wyvern, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@tranquil wyvern had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@tight niche captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@fallow token angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@fallow token looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @fallow token died.

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@tight niche found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@tight niche suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @fallow token
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @raw dragon
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @remote glen
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @stable bridge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Mar 3, 2026, 2:53 PM

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lime creek Mar 3, 2026, 3:01 PM

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sweet fractal Mar 3, 2026, 3:03 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 3, 2026, 3:04 PM

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stray fossil Mar 3, 2026, 3:11 PM

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rare quest Mar 3, 2026, 3:13 PM

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ebon matrix Mar 3, 2026, 3:24 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 3, 2026, 3:25 PM

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rocky crown Mar 3, 2026, 3:26 PM

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tight niche Mar 3, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @stable bridge, @tight niche, @raw dragon, @tranquil wyvern, @stray fossil, @amber ermine, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @rocky crown, @lime creek, and @rare quest
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@tranquil wyvern got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@stable bridge was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @stable bridge died.

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@stray fossil's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @stray fossil died.

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@tight niche invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@rocky crown found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@amber ermine summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @amber ermine died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @flat forge. Apparently, not that many. @flat forge died.

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After @sweet fractal went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @sweet fractal died.

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@ebon matrix saw @lime creek trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @ebon matrix is calling the police!

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@carmine cairn accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@tranquil wyvern modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@lime creek refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@ebon matrix tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@raw dragon contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @raw dragon died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @ebon matrix's eye sockets. @ebon matrix died.

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@lime creek was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @lime creek died.

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@tight niche found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@rare quest started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@carmine cairn started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @tranquil wyvern and @rocky crown.

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@rare quest thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@tranquil wyvern looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@rocky crown "borrowed" @tight niche's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @tight niche's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @rocky crown could return it.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @tranquil wyvern held up their hand. @tranquil wyvern demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@tight niche finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @rocky crown caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@rare quest tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @rare quest died.

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@rocky crown used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @rocky crown died.

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@tranquil wyvern kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @tranquil wyvern to death with an ice cream spoon. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @rocky crown
150 points go to 5th place: @rare quest
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 8th place: @raw dragon
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw dragon Mar 3, 2026, 3:39 PM

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amber ermine Mar 3, 2026, 3:43 PM

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rocky crown Mar 3, 2026, 3:46 PM

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hardy patio Mar 3, 2026, 3:48 PM

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near mortar Mar 3, 2026, 3:49 PM

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static trout Mar 3, 2026, 3:51 PM

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trail loom Mar 3, 2026, 3:57 PM

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lime creek Mar 3, 2026, 3:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 3, 2026, 4:10 PM

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stable bridge Mar 3, 2026, 4:11 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 3, 2026, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Mar 3, 2026, 4:28 PM

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ashen spire Mar 3, 2026, 4:29 PM

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rain gorge Mar 3, 2026, 4:30 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @stable bridge, @tight niche, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @raw dragon, @amber ermine, @ashen spire, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @rain gorge, @rocky crown, @lime creek, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw dragon wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @static trout killed the Traveling Merchant first. @static trout died.

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@stable bridge's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @stable bridge died.

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@flat forge hid from @amber ermine by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@hardy patio put two forward slashes in front of @raw dragon and commented them out of existence. @raw dragon died.

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@amber ermine was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @amber ermine died.

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@flat forge used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @flat forge died.

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@near mortar decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @near mortar died.

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@lime creek told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@ashen spire found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted @rocky crown into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @rocky crown died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @rain gorge. Queen Bee died.

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@trail loom found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @trail loom was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@hardy patio and @tight niche played catch with a Paladin. @hardy patio accidentally fumbled a catch. @hardy patio died.

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@ashen spire was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@ashen spire attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @ashen spire died.

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@tight niche summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @trail loom felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@tranquil wyvern was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@tranquil wyvern got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@rain gorge pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @rain gorge died.

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@trail loom placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @trail loom died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @trail loom
250 points go to 3rd place: @rain gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @rocky crown
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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@static trout suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @static trout died.

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@vagrant scroll knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@raw dragon crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@errant vine combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@carmine cairn passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@raw dragon called @amber ermine on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @raw dragon died.

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A witch prophesized that @ashen spire would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@flat forge tried to instigate drama against @amber ermine, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @flat forge used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @amber ermine died.

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Poor @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle keeps getting pinged over and over again. @livid shuttle is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle.

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@sweet fractal shot their Clockwork Assault Rifle to the left of @fallow token just to scare them. @fallow token heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @fallow token died.

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@vagrant scroll shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@flat forge accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@ashen spire wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@carmine cairn had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Musket. Obviously, this failed.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @sweet fractal was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@flat forge somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @flat forge died.

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@sweet fractal failed to properly hydrate. @sweet fractal died.

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@livid shuttle was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@trail loom's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Bone Sword was nice and clean, but their Phantasm's string broke, and their Emerald Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tranquil wyvern purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@trail loom had a wholesome reunion with @ashen spire, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@vagrant scroll tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@vagrant scroll got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @vagrant scroll died.

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@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@ashen spire's face was scorched off after @errant vine took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @ashen spire died.

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@tranquil wyvern read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tranquil wyvern then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @errant vine died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @carmine cairn over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@tight niche fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@trail loom discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @trail loom died.

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@carmine cairn swapped @tight niche's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @tight niche then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @velvet cipher, @subtle gorge, @tight forum, @tranquil wyvern, @ashen spire, @exotic saddle, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @arctic temple, and @vagrant scroll
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@static trout forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @static trout died.

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@subtle gorge used a Laser Drill to literally bore @velvet cipher to death. @velvet cipher died.

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@tight niche commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@sweet fractal started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@vagrant scroll had @tight forum lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @tight forum, this wasn't a magic show. @tight forum died.

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@carmine cairn tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@ashen spire threw @exotic saddle in the washing machine and turned it on. @exotic saddle died.

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@sweet fractal encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @sweet fractal died.

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@arctic temple stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @arctic temple died.

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@vagrant scroll hid an actuator in @ashen spire's lunch. Later that day, @ashen spire stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @ashen spire died.

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@vagrant scroll was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @vagrant scroll died.

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@subtle gorge was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @subtle gorge died.

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@carmine cairn headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @tranquil wyvern had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@errant vine and @tranquil wyvern started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @errant vine took out their actual shotgun. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tight niche didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @bleak perch, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sharp fern, @trail loom, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @exotic saddle, @quasi talon, @arctic temple, @vagrant scroll, and @idle sky
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@idle sky learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@vagrant scroll woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@quasi talon was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@carmine cairn started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @carmine cairn suddenly didn't feel so good. @carmine cairn died.

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@mighty coyote left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@bleak perch used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @bleak perch. @bleak perch died.

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@raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, and @tight niche worked on a group project, but it looked like @raw moss was doing most of the work.

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@mighty coyote followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @mighty coyote discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @mighty coyote died.

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@trail loom learned all of @exotic saddle's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@arctic temple's skeleton decided that @arctic temple wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @arctic temple died.

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@exotic saddle wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@sharp fern used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@vagrant scroll tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Old One's Army while @idle sky was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @idle sky died.

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@tight niche used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @tight niche then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@raw moss found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tranquil wyvern claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@quasi talon placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Flare Gun.

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@sharp fern invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@exotic saddle cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @exotic saddle's heart! @exotic saddle died.

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@quasi talon decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @quasi talon died.

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@vagrant scroll spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @trail loom. @vagrant scroll died.

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@sharp fern started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @sharp fern died.

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@tight niche walked up to @tranquil wyvern and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tight niche, that kills people! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@trail loom promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@trail loom triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @trail loom died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tight niche tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@raw moss dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@tight niche tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @trail loom
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sharp fern
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @quasi talon
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Mar 3, 2026, 8:46 PM

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peak iris Mar 3, 2026, 8:56 PM

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bleak perch Mar 3, 2026, 8:57 PM

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amber ermine Mar 3, 2026, 9:00 PM

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mighty coyote Mar 3, 2026, 9:09 PM

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brave shore Mar 3, 2026, 9:20 PM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 3, 2026, 9:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 9:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vagrant scroll Mar 3, 2026, 9:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 9:26 PM

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@vagrant scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 3, 2026, 9:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 9:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fresh trout Mar 3, 2026, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@fresh trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Mar 3, 2026, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

sweet fractal Mar 3, 2026, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 9:30 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @bleak perch, @tight niche, @raw moss, @sharp fern, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @exotic saddle, @fresh trout, @errant vine, @peak iris, @sweet fractal, @brave shore, and @vagrant scroll
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@amber ermine got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@vagrant scroll bashed @mighty coyote in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@peak iris spiced up @carmine cairn's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @carmine cairn died.

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@errant vine went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @errant vine decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@tight niche hid from @fresh trout after @exotic saddle exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@bleak perch woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @bleak perch died.

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@sharp fern drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@sharp fern had a terrible night. @sharp fern died.

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@brave shore started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@tight niche tried to kill @peak iris by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@mighty coyote was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @mighty coyote died.

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@exotic saddle went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@errant vine got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@amber ermine was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @amber ermine into the freezing cold water. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@peak iris was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @peak iris died.

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@brave shore tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @brave shore died.

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@sweet fractal was dunked on by @raw moss. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@vagrant scroll was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @vagrant scroll died.

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@tight niche pickpocketed @fresh trout, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@errant vine was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@exotic saddle went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @exotic saddle died.

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@raw moss invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@sweet fractal drank a Molotov Cocktail. @sweet fractal died.

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@errant vine used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @errant vine didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @fresh trout begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@fresh trout spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@fresh trout’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@fresh trout went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@tight niche hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@tight niche used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@fresh trout had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @fresh trout wasn't a pie. @fresh trout died.

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@raw moss took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @peak iris
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 3, 2026, 9:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 3, 2026, 9:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.