#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 154

gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 10:36 PM

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@tight niche tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@raw moss died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @raw moss died.

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@idle pike opportunistically attacked @tight niche with a Green Phasesaber while their cell phone was ringing. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@carmine cairn accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow token
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid garden
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @prisma juniper
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 1, 2026, 10:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 1, 2026, 10:53 PM

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potent talon Mar 1, 2026, 10:55 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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vernal arrow Mar 1, 2026, 11:16 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 1, 2026, 11:19 PM

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tight niche Mar 1, 2026, 11:29 PM

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long vine Mar 1, 2026, 11:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

arctic temple Mar 1, 2026, 11:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 11:31 PM

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vernal arrow Mar 1, 2026, 11:33 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 1, 2026, 11:57 PM

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hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 12:07 AM

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flat forge Mar 2, 2026, 12:08 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 12:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 12:23 AM

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astral glacier Mar 2, 2026, 12:29 AM

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idle pike Mar 2, 2026, 12:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 12:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vernal arrow, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @astral glacier, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@potent talon desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@flat forge climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @livid shuttle and @arctic temple.

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While @vernal arrow looked inside a Corruption chasm, @hardy patio pranked them by pushing them inside. @vernal arrow died.

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@flat forge gave @astral glacier a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @astral glacier gave @flat forge a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @flat forge died.

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@potent talon flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @potent talon's face off with its bare hands. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss found some Diamond Ore. @tight niche quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@long vine warned @arctic temple not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @arctic temple trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@carmine cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@livid shuttle playfully poked @astral glacier and laughed. @astral glacier playfully poked them back with a Trident. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @arctic temple died.

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@hardy patio theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@tight niche saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@idle pike couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@hardy patio climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @hardy patio died.

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@idle pike found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@carmine cairn flexed so hard on @tranquil wyvern that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @raw moss died.

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@idle pike tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @idle pike died.

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@tight niche solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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There once was a @long vine who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @long vine's insides, and all the animals were freed. @long vine died.

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@astral glacier accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @astral glacier.

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@carmine cairn spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @astral glacier, but @astral glacier simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @astral glacier!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @astral glacier
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 2, 2026, 12:39 AM

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hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 12:40 AM

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long vine Mar 2, 2026, 12:41 AM

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frosty roost Mar 2, 2026, 1:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 1:21 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 1:25 AM

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rigid relic Mar 2, 2026, 1:27 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 2, 2026, 1:27 AM

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 1:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 1:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

arctic temple Mar 2, 2026, 1:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 1:32 AM

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warped jacinth Mar 2, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 2:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @rigid relic, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @frosty roost, @arctic temple, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@mighty coyote followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @mighty coyote died.

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@warped jacinth crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @livid shuttle laughed at them, not knowing that @warped jacinth was just a completionist.

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@tight niche stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@arctic temple tried to stab @rigid relic, but @rigid relic's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @rigid relic died.

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@raw moss built a floating city and named it "England".

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@carmine cairn stole @long vine's lemons. @long vine got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@frosty roost tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@warped jacinth watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@arctic temple overwhelmed @livid shuttle with a storm of flying bananas. @livid shuttle died.

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@frosty roost kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @frosty roost red. @frosty roost died.

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@hardy patio tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@tight niche dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@long vine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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The moon hit @arctic temple's eye like a big pizza pie. @arctic temple died.

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@warped jacinth started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@tight niche tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@carmine cairn released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @carmine cairn, but it was very satisfying.

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@warped jacinth heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @warped jacinth died.

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@raw moss got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @raw moss wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @raw moss was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@long vine tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@tight niche was briefly jumpscared by @hardy patio wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@carmine cairn bragged to @long vine about their combat skills. @long vine didn't really know @carmine cairn and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@hardy patio donated all of their organs to those in need. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@tight niche accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @carmine cairn allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@raw moss, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @frosty roost
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @rigid relic

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Mar 2, 2026, 2:45 AM

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hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 2:50 AM

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long vine Mar 2, 2026, 2:53 AM

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ancient narwhal Mar 2, 2026, 3:20 AM

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hexed notch Mar 2, 2026, 3:25 AM

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rigid relic Mar 2, 2026, 3:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 3:25 AM

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static trout Mar 2, 2026, 3:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 3:26 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 3:29 AM

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 3:29 AM

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astral glacier Mar 2, 2026, 3:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@ancient narwhal, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @hexed notch, @long vine, @astral glacier, @hardy patio, and @rigid relic
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@ancient narwhal went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @ancient narwhal died.

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@hexed notch, @raw moss, and @rigid relic raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @hardy patio flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tight niche found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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While riding on minecart rails, @carmine cairn accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @static trout died.

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@rigid relic forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @rigid relic died.

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@hardy patio took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @hardy patio died.

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@astral glacier brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@hexed notch was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@hexed notch was stalking @tight niche's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @hexed notch died.

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@astral glacier was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @raw moss didn't know that.

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@long vine was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@raw moss shot @long vine in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @long vine died.

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@raw moss bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @raw moss was blown to smithereens. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed notch
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @ancient narwhal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 3:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 3:37 AM

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raw moss Mar 2, 2026, 3:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 3:37 AM

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long vine Mar 2, 2026, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 3:38 AM

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stable bridge Mar 2, 2026, 3:38 AM

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rigid relic Mar 2, 2026, 3:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 3:43 AM

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arctic temple Mar 2, 2026, 4:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 4:14 AM

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carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 4:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 4:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Mar 2, 2026, 4:35 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 4:35 AM

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gray sky Mar 2, 2026, 4:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 4:36 AM

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potent talon Mar 2, 2026, 4:56 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 4:56 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vernal arrow Mar 2, 2026, 5:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 5:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 5:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @stable bridge, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vernal arrow, @long vine, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @gray sky, @potent talon, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @stable bridge by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @stable bridge died.

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@vernal arrow attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @brave shore watched the carnage from a safe distance. @vernal arrow died.

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@potent talon had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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The Wall of Flesh told @long vine that there was something stuck in their teeth. @long vine checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @long vine died.

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@arctic temple invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@rigid relic wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @rigid relic's head. @rigid relic died.

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@gray sky watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@gray sky fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @gray sky died.

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@potent talon made fun of @tight niche for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tight niche shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @potent talon died.

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@arctic temple drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@brave shore was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@raw moss found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@arctic temple snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@brave shore found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@arctic temple tried to attack @tight niche by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @arctic temple died.

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@raw moss was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@hardy patio decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@tight niche did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@hardy patio accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @brave shore died.

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@raw moss ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @raw moss, @tight niche broke their fall with their own body. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@carmine cairn used a Medusa Head on @raw moss and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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potent talon Mar 2, 2026, 5:38 AM

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arctic temple Mar 2, 2026, 5:40 AM

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bb!register

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raw moss Mar 2, 2026, 5:41 AM

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brave shore Mar 2, 2026, 5:45 AM

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bb!register

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hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 6:00 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Mar 2, 2026, 6:21 AM

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bb!register

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

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astral glacier Mar 2, 2026, 6:31 AM

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bb!register

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

flat shale Mar 2, 2026, 7:00 AM

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bb!register

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broken crypt Mar 2, 2026, 7:27 AM

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bb!register

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @flat shale, @raw moss, @long vine, @broken crypt, @astral glacier, @hardy patio, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @arctic temple
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@flat shale was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@raw moss and @tight niche got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@tight niche programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @tight niche died.

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@flat shale embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @flat shale tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @flat shale died.

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@livid shuttle felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @hardy patio took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@astral glacier was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @astral glacier died.

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@broken crypt let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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A zombie snuck up on @potent talon and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@arctic temple was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @arctic temple died.

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@broken crypt came out of @long vine's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@hardy patio accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@broken crypt got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @broken crypt died.

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@long vine tried to launch a poison dart frog at @brave shore through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @long vine has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@hardy patio found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@hardy patio found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @brave shore, who silenced @hardy patio by filling their hiding place with water. @hardy patio died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @brave shore's. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @broken crypt
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @flat shale

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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bleak perch Mar 2, 2026, 7:38 AM

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bb!register

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hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 7:38 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Mar 2, 2026, 7:39 AM

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bb!register

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raw moss Mar 2, 2026, 7:43 AM

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bb!register

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flat forge Mar 2, 2026, 7:45 AM

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bb!register

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flat shale Mar 2, 2026, 7:46 AM

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bb!register

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gray sky Mar 2, 2026, 7:50 AM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Mar 2, 2026, 8:02 AM

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bb!register

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vernal arrow Mar 2, 2026, 8:06 AM

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bb!register

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brave shore Mar 2, 2026, 8:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 8:13 AM

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amber ermine Mar 2, 2026, 8:16 AM

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bb!register

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acoustic sundial Mar 2, 2026, 8:18 AM

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bb!register

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rigid relic Mar 2, 2026, 8:26 AM

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bb!register

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There are 13 players remaining.
@bleak perch, @flat shale, @vernal arrow, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @gray sky, @brave shore, and @acoustic sundial
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@raw moss and @flat shale played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@gray sky learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @bleak perch found out that @gray sky meant "killer" in the literal sense. @bleak perch died.

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@rigid relic broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@vernal arrow went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @vernal arrow died.

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@long vine fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@hardy patio tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@acoustic sundial wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @flat forge on a spit. @flat forge died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @rigid relic saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tranquil wyvern stabbed them in the back. @rigid relic died.

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@flat shale tried to kill @brave shore with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@gray sky woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @gray sky died.

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@hardy patio tried to steal @raw moss's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@acoustic sundial was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @acoustic sundial died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @hardy patio. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@flat shale had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @flat shale died.

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@tranquil wyvern was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@raw moss went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@brave shore was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @brave shore lived.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @tranquil wyvern wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@raw moss tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@brave shore drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@tranquil wyvern ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flat shale
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @acoustic sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @rigid relic
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flat shale Mar 2, 2026, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

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@flat shale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 2, 2026, 8:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 8:49 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 2, 2026, 8:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 8:50 AM

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sweet fractal Mar 2, 2026, 8:54 AM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Mar 2, 2026, 9:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:17 AM

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remote pumice Mar 2, 2026, 9:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:28 AM

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formal badge Mar 2, 2026, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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gray sky Mar 2, 2026, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:30 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@flat shale, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @novel summit
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@formal badge sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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Rumors started spreading that @flat shale was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @flat shale.

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@long vine thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@flat shale decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @flat shale died.

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@tranquil wyvern overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@novel summit befriended @livid shuttle by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@long vine and @remote pumice were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @long vine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@gray sky promised @sweet fractal that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @sweet fractal died.

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@novel summit found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@livid shuttle wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@formal badge ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@livid shuttle wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@gray sky was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @gray sky died.

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After @livid shuttle drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @livid shuttle died.

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@remote pumice took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@novel summit broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@formal badge felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@novel summit decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@tranquil wyvern sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@novel summit walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @novel summit died.

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@formal badge swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @formal badge died.

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@remote pumice fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @flat shale

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Mar 2, 2026, 9:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:43 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Mar 2, 2026, 9:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:49 AM

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Mar 2, 2026, 9:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:51 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sweet fractal Mar 2, 2026, 9:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:54 AM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 2, 2026, 9:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:59 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rigid relic Mar 2, 2026, 10:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:02 AM

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hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 10:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:02 AM

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bleak perch Mar 2, 2026, 10:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:07 AM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 2, 2026, 10:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:10 AM

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hexed notch Mar 2, 2026, 10:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:16 AM

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long vine Mar 2, 2026, 10:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:28 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Mar 2, 2026, 10:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:29 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 10:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@bleak perch, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @gray sky, @formal badge, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @amber ermine died.

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@flat forge tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @flat forge died.

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@rigid relic drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@brave shore fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@tranquil wyvern returned to their house, only to find that @bleak perch had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@steel sentinel tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @hexed notch demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @steel sentinel by two. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@rigid relic started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @rigid relic died.

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@hardy patio comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@gray sky drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @gray sky died.

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@hardy patio started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@formal badge started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@brave shore tried to attack @sweet fractal with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @tranquil wyvern chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@hexed notch listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @hexed notch saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@bleak perch adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @long vine wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @bleak perch all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@long vine practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @hardy patio and @formal badge got their chainsaws ready.

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@hexed notch entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @hexed notch died.

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@brave shore was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@tight niche spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@bleak perch accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @bleak perch, go jump off that cliff. @bleak perch died.

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@sweet fractal got impaled by Mourning Wood. @sweet fractal died.

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@hardy patio found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@formal badge tickled @long vine from behind while they were busy sharpening their Bladetongue. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @long vine's face. @long vine died.

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@brave shore forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @bleak perch
100 points go to 9th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 11:27 AM

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hexed notch Mar 2, 2026, 11:28 AM

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rigid relic Mar 2, 2026, 11:30 AM

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mighty coyote Mar 2, 2026, 12:23 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@flat shale, @tight niche, @hexed notch, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @gray sky, @late stone, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @novel summit, and @vagrant scroll
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@mighty coyote tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @formal badge in disguise. @mighty coyote died.

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@rigid relic couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Cactus Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @rigid relic's heart and brain. @rigid relic died.

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@vagrant scroll swung a Night's Edge at @limpid glacier, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@tranquil wyvern's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tranquil wyvern sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@gray sky was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @gray sky let them be.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @long vine knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@hexed notch tried to attack @tight niche with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @hexed notch to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@hardy patio and @brave shore ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@flat shale popped @gray sky by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @gray sky died.

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@late stone took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @late stone died.

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@long vine almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@hexed notch forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@hardy patio opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@formal badge was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @formal badge died.

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@novel summit attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@vagrant scroll calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@limpid glacier used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @limpid glacier died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@novel summit found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@brave shore insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @vagrant scroll insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @vagrant scroll, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @vagrant scroll died.

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@hexed notch tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@flat shale declared war against @hardy patio because they didn't like something @hardy patio said in their AMA.

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@tight niche threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @hexed notch would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @hexed notch died.

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@novel summit accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @novel summit died. @novel summit died. @novel summit died. @novel summit died.

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@long vine recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@flat shale found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @flat shale died.

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@tranquil wyvern clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @long vine accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@hardy patio is hvinga stroker n. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche obscured @long vine's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @long vine escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@long vine built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @long vine died.

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@tight niche saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@brave shore held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@tight niche loves @brave shore to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 7th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed notch
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant scroll
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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vagrant scroll Mar 2, 2026, 12:39 PM

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long vine Mar 2, 2026, 12:39 PM

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craggy cargo Mar 2, 2026, 12:40 PM

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hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 12:41 PM

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flat forge Mar 2, 2026, 12:54 PM

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amber ermine Mar 2, 2026, 1:05 PM

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near mortar Mar 2, 2026, 1:18 PM

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rigid relic Mar 2, 2026, 1:21 PM

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brave shore Mar 2, 2026, 1:22 PM

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gray sky Mar 2, 2026, 1:25 PM

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formal badge Mar 2, 2026, 1:25 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 1:26 PM

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indigo flint Mar 2, 2026, 1:28 PM

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 1:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @long vine, @amber ermine, @craggy cargo, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @indigo flint, @brave shore, @vagrant scroll, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

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@indigo flint was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @rigid relic would soon die a gruesome death. @rigid relic ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@long vine likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @long vine probably liked trains a bit too much. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@vagrant scroll met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @vagrant scroll ended up completely fine.

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@hardy patio tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@craggy cargo tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @craggy cargo died.

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@flat forge reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@near mortar managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@rigid relic discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @rigid relic died.

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@indigo flint fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @brave shore, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@near mortar was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@hardy patio disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@vagrant scroll tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @vagrant scroll died.

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@livid shuttle tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@formal badge swung a Blue Phasesaber at @carmine cairn and missed. However, @carmine cairn acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @formal badge to receive a yellow card.

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@near mortar broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @near mortar died.

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@indigo flint accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @indigo flint died.

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@carmine cairn used the power of Flex Tape to stick @gray sky in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @gray sky's suffering to a swift end. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @brave shore in disguise.

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@livid shuttle was eaten by a tree. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge and @hardy patio huddled around @brave shore to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @brave shore's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@carmine cairn started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@tight niche told @hardy patio to bite the dust. In response, @hardy patio took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@brave shore tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@formal badge fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @formal badge died.

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@hardy patio thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @hardy patio in disguise. Huh? @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@brave shore poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@carmine cairn saw @brave shore standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @indigo flint
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant scroll

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Mar 2, 2026, 1:39 PM

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near mortar Mar 2, 2026, 1:40 PM

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vagrant scroll Mar 2, 2026, 1:40 PM

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flat forge Mar 2, 2026, 1:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 2, 2026, 1:55 PM

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mighty coyote Mar 2, 2026, 1:57 PM

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craggy cargo Mar 2, 2026, 2:14 PM

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flat shale Mar 2, 2026, 2:27 PM

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remote pumice Mar 2, 2026, 2:27 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 2:28 PM

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 2:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @flat shale, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @craggy cargo, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @vagrant scroll, and @near mortar
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@mighty coyote was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @flat forge's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @mighty coyote died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @amber ermine is now goo. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tight niche's chests for the rest of its life.

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@livid shuttle made up their own language and used it to threaten @vagrant scroll, who simply scratched their head.

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@craggy cargo tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @craggy cargo died.

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@near mortar looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@flat shale gave @flat forge Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @flat forge died.

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@tight niche just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@near mortar went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@carmine cairn murdered @livid shuttle by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @livid shuttle died.

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@flat shale was tired of @vagrant scroll constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @vagrant scroll's front yard. @vagrant scroll died.

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@near mortar tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @near mortar's brains. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@flat shale tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @flat shale died.

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@remote pumice was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @remote pumice barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@tight niche spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@tranquil wyvern found a hill and started to roll down it. @tranquil wyvern was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @flat shale
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @craggy cargo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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vagrant scroll Mar 2, 2026, 2:38 PM

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bleak perch Mar 2, 2026, 2:38 PM

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amber ermine Mar 2, 2026, 2:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 2, 2026, 2:44 PM

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hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 2:54 PM

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glass vine Mar 2, 2026, 2:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 2:58 PM

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mighty coyote Mar 2, 2026, 2:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 2:59 PM

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@mighty coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Mar 2, 2026, 3:03 PM

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 3:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @bleak perch, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @glass vine, @errant vine, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @vagrant scroll
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@bleak perch got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @bleak perch died.

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@amber ermine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tight niche was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@mighty coyote took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @mighty coyote died.

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@jolly swift followed @livid shuttle into the jungle. @jolly swift started looking left, right and center for @livid shuttle, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@tranquil wyvern found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @vagrant scroll was the bartender, @flat forge was the DJ, and @glass vine was the pinata. @glass vine died.

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @raw moss vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@errant vine and @hardy patio played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@flat forge went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@jolly swift saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@livid shuttle tried to confess their love to @tight niche, but @tight niche interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@errant vine's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @errant vine died.

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@vagrant scroll's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @vagrant scroll died.

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@livid shuttle started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@tight niche found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@tranquil wyvern used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@jolly swift took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @livid shuttle was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @jolly swift instead. @jolly swift died.

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@hardy patio heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @vagrant scroll
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Mar 2, 2026, 4:13 PM

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bleak perch Mar 2, 2026, 4:19 PM

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flat shale Mar 2, 2026, 4:28 PM

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @bleak perch, @flat shale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, and @vagrant scroll
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@raw moss began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @raw moss died.

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After eating supper together, @livid shuttle betrayed @amber ermine in exchange for 30 silver coins. @amber ermine died.

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@flat forge was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @livid shuttle died.

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@limpid glacier was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @limpid glacier died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@bleak perch thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @bleak perch died.

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@flat shale thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @flat shale died.

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@vagrant scroll took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @vagrant scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tight niche randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift was playing hide and seek with @tight niche and @carmine cairn, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@carmine cairn wanted to start a band, and recruited @tight niche as their keyboard player. @tight niche showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@tight niche used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @vagrant scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @flat shale
100 points go to 7th place: @bleak perch
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Mar 2, 2026, 4:41 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 5:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 5:23 PM

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hardy patio Mar 2, 2026, 5:28 PM

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flat shale Mar 2, 2026, 5:29 PM

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 5:29 PM

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carmine ruin Mar 2, 2026, 5:36 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 5:36 PM

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errant vine Mar 2, 2026, 5:50 PM

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fallow token Mar 2, 2026, 5:50 PM

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brave shore Mar 2, 2026, 6:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @flat shale, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @fallow token, @errant vine, @hardy patio, @carmine ruin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @vagrant scroll
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@brave shore and @hardy patio played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@livid shuttle made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tight niche walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@errant vine and @amber ermine found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@fallow token invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@carmine cairn constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@flat shale was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @flat shale died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@vagrant scroll started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @vagrant scroll is still slurping that noodle.

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@amber ermine tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @amber ermine is now bald.

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@carmine ruin was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @hardy patio caught them in time.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @amber ermine's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@fallow token tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@fallow token drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @fallow token died.

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@hardy patio was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine ruin rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @carmine ruin died.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @vagrant scroll to give them a hand, so @vagrant scroll chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@vagrant scroll was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@tranquil wyvern equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @livid shuttle into approaching. @tranquil wyvern then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @livid shuttle with two Sniper Rifle shots. @livid shuttle died.

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@errant vine spun around in a full circle and shot @brave shore with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche stole @carmine cairn's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @carmine cairn was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@errant vine marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@vagrant scroll drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @vagrant scroll died.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@tight niche played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@errant vine's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @errant vine to notice them. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@carmine cairn swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @vagrant scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @carmine ruin
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @fallow token

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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vagrant scroll Mar 2, 2026, 6:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 6:39 PM

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fallow token Mar 2, 2026, 6:39 PM

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vernal arrow Mar 2, 2026, 6:41 PM

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carmine ruin Mar 2, 2026, 6:42 PM

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carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 6:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 6:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Mar 2, 2026, 6:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 6:58 PM

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raw moss Mar 2, 2026, 7:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 7:24 PM

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tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 7:29 PM

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limpid glacier Mar 2, 2026, 7:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 7:48 PM

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stable bridge Mar 2, 2026, 7:52 PM

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amber ermine Mar 2, 2026, 8:03 PM

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fallow token Mar 2, 2026, 8:28 PM

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idle pike Mar 2, 2026, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 8:30 PM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @stable bridge, @tight niche, @vernal arrow, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @fallow token, @carmine ruin, @limpid glacier, @vagrant scroll, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@carmine ruin and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @idle pike tattled on them.

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@raw moss was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@vagrant scroll built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @stable bridge was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @stable bridge died.

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@amber ermine teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@vernal arrow unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @vernal arrow died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@amber ermine tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @amber ermine died.

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@idle pike looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@carmine ruin shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @carmine ruin died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @raw moss's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@limpid glacier ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@limpid glacier was buried under an avalanche that @tight niche had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @limpid glacier died.

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@vagrant scroll was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @vagrant scroll died.

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@fallow token learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @fallow token died.

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@tranquil wyvern discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@idle pike did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @carmine cairn, who happened to be passing by.

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@tight niche used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@idle pike considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@idle pike followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@raw moss 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @carmine cairn to death. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow token
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine ruin
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Mar 2, 2026, 8:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 8:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Mar 2, 2026, 8:42 PM

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timber sorrel Mar 2, 2026, 8:50 PM

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@timber sorrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vagrant scroll Mar 2, 2026, 8:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 8:51 PM

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@vagrant scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Mar 2, 2026, 8:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 8:54 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mighty coyote Mar 2, 2026, 9:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:19 PM

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@mighty coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 9:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

bleak perch Mar 2, 2026, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@bleak perch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

carmine ruin Mar 2, 2026, 9:34 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:34 PM

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@carmine ruin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mighty coyote Mar 2, 2026, 9:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:44 PM

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@mighty coyote, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Mar 2, 2026, 9:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 9:49 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Mar 2, 2026, 10:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:00 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 10:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @bleak perch, @timber sorrel, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @mighty coyote, @carmine ruin, and @vagrant scroll
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@timber sorrel tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@static trout ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @static trout died.

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@mighty coyote managed to kill @bleak perch by doing absolutely nothing. @bleak perch died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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A Martian Probe spotted @long vine, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @long vine was too boring.

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@raw moss tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@tight niche ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@vagrant scroll zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@carmine ruin and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @amber ermine was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@carmine ruin used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @timber sorrel alive. @timber sorrel died.

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@long vine tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @long vine. @long vine died.

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@mighty coyote performed surgery on a grape.

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@tranquil wyvern finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@amber ermine was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @amber ermine died.

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@vagrant scroll began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@mighty coyote thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @mighty coyote died.

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@tight niche dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@carmine ruin tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @carmine ruin died.

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@vagrant scroll sat on a wall. @vagrant scroll had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @vagrant scroll together again. @vagrant scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@tight niche wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @carmine cairn some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @vagrant scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @carmine ruin
100 points go to 7th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @timber sorrel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Mar 2, 2026, 10:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:40 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Mar 2, 2026, 10:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:42 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Mar 2, 2026, 10:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:50 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid glacier Mar 2, 2026, 10:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 10:58 PM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Mar 2, 2026, 11:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 11:10 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Mar 2, 2026, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 11:25 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

arctic temple Mar 2, 2026, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 11:25 PM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Mar 2, 2026, 11:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 11:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

bleak perch Mar 2, 2026, 11:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 11:31 PM

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@bleak perch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Mar 2, 2026, 11:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Mar 2, 2026, 11:31 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.