#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 152

gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 2:37 AM

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@unkempt osprey's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tight niche managed to kill @long vine by doing absolutely nothing. @long vine died.

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@raw moss activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@carmine cairn underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@raw moss trapped @tight niche in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@carmine cairn's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@tight niche claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @raw moss was morbidly interested.

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@raw moss dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @raw moss is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@tight niche was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @violet forum
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @idle walrus
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid igloo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 28, 2026, 2:39 AM

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unkempt osprey Feb 28, 2026, 2:39 AM

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long vine Feb 28, 2026, 2:48 AM

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grand dagger Feb 28, 2026, 2:59 AM

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lucid igloo Feb 28, 2026, 3:08 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 28, 2026, 3:29 AM

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tight niche Feb 28, 2026, 3:29 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 28, 2026, 3:29 AM

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violet forum Feb 28, 2026, 3:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @violet forum, @tight niche, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @grand dagger, @long vine, @lucid igloo, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, and @warped jacinth
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@grand dagger drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @grand dagger died.

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@hardy patio compressed @warped jacinth until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @warped jacinth died.

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@livid shuttle complained that they had no life, so @lucid igloo used a Life Drain to take @violet forum's life and give it to @livid shuttle. @violet forum died.

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@unkempt osprey suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @unkempt osprey died.

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@hardy patio ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@tight niche tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@lucid igloo boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@carmine cairn got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@long vine declared war against @raw moss because they didn't like something @raw moss said in their AMA.

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@lucid igloo started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@lucid igloo went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @lucid igloo died.

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@long vine wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@livid shuttle couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@livid shuttle stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@tight niche tried to shoot @long vine using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @raw moss's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@long vine and @tight niche ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@raw moss replaced @long vine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @raw moss insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @raw moss, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @lucid igloo
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 9th place: @violet forum
100 points go to 10th place: @warped jacinth

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 28, 2026, 4:14 AM

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hardy patio Feb 28, 2026, 4:15 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 28, 2026, 4:17 AM

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unkempt osprey Feb 28, 2026, 4:27 AM

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frosty roost Feb 28, 2026, 4:32 AM

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brave shore Feb 28, 2026, 4:35 AM

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long vine Feb 28, 2026, 4:44 AM

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glacial totem Feb 28, 2026, 4:45 AM

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inland spoke Feb 28, 2026, 5:28 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 28, 2026, 5:28 AM

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red kindle Feb 28, 2026, 5:29 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 28, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @violet forum, @carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @red kindle, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @frosty roost, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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@glacial totem started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@brave shore grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@warped jacinth finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @urban sequoia caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.

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@brave shore was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @brave shore died.

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@hardy patio tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@long vine swung a Blade of Grass at @inland spoke and missed. However, @inland spoke acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @long vine to receive a yellow card.

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@unkempt osprey hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@frosty roost was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @frosty roost died.

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@violet forum crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@red kindle took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@red kindle was in the middle of taking a shower when @unkempt osprey took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @warped jacinth shot them with an arrow. @urban sequoia died.

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@hardy patio rescued @inland spoke from drowning, but in reverse. @inland spoke died.

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@warped jacinth tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @warped jacinth. @warped jacinth died.

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@carmine cairn stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@unkempt osprey had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@hardy patio attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @hardy patio died.

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@violet forum didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @violet forum died.

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@unkempt osprey drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@long vine was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@carmine cairn wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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After partying all night, @unkempt osprey was shot by @raw moss in a swimming pool. @unkempt osprey died.

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@long vine took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn thought they assassinated @raw moss, but it was just @carmine cairn in disguise. Huh? @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @violet forum
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 28, 2026, 5:41 AM

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red kindle Feb 28, 2026, 5:45 AM

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hardy patio Feb 28, 2026, 5:56 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 28, 2026, 6:04 AM

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glacial totem Feb 28, 2026, 6:10 AM

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formal badge Feb 28, 2026, 6:15 AM

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inland spoke Feb 28, 2026, 6:17 AM

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unkempt osprey Feb 28, 2026, 6:29 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 28, 2026, 6:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @red kindle, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @frosty roost, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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@glacial totem got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @glacial totem died.

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No one told @formal badge that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @formal badge died.

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@frosty roost tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @frosty roost died.

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@red kindle baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @red kindle died.

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@unkempt osprey found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@inland spoke had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@warped jacinth heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @warped jacinth stopped because their voice became horse.

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@long vine won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@urban sequoia and @hardy patio played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@hardy patio challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @hardy patio died.

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@warped jacinth was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @unkempt osprey's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @warped jacinth died.

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@urban sequoia gave @long vine a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @long vine gave @urban sequoia a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@raw moss threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@livid shuttle befriended @unkempt osprey by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@inland spoke pointed a wooden wand at @long vine and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@raw moss managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@livid shuttle drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @livid shuttle died.

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After @inland spoke went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @inland spoke died.

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@unkempt osprey hadn't seen @raw moss in a long time, and missed them. @raw moss aimed a Sniper Rifle at @unkempt osprey from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @unkempt osprey died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @long vine disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@raw moss chased @long vine with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @frosty roost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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red kindle Feb 28, 2026, 6:38 AM

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raw moss Feb 28, 2026, 6:39 AM

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inland spoke Feb 28, 2026, 6:39 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 28, 2026, 6:41 AM

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hardy patio Feb 28, 2026, 6:52 AM

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long vine Feb 28, 2026, 6:53 AM

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tulip falcon Feb 28, 2026, 7:08 AM

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flat forge Feb 28, 2026, 7:21 AM

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formal badge Feb 28, 2026, 7:28 AM

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unkempt osprey Feb 28, 2026, 7:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@inland spoke, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @red kindle, @flat forge, @tulip falcon, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@long vine used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @long vine died.

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@flat forge tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@unkempt osprey was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@urban sequoia wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@livid shuttle met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @livid shuttle ended up completely fine.

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@tulip falcon fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @tulip falcon died.

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@inland spoke became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@hardy patio decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@red kindle ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @livid shuttle before they could say "Zoinks!" @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle stopped a meteor from crushing @unkempt osprey and @hardy patio with their own body. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia tried to kill @raw moss, but failed to ask for consent.

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@inland spoke found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@hardy patio tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@formal badge stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @formal badge died.

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@flat forge overwhelmed @urban sequoia with a storm of flying bananas. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss and @inland spoke strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @raw moss suggested using cover against them. @inland spoke recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@flat forge found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@hardy patio went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@flat forge accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @flat forge died.

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@unkempt osprey sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@inland spoke explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@hardy patio's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @inland spoke and @raw moss's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @hardy patio died.

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@unkempt osprey claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@unkempt osprey was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @unkempt osprey died.

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@inland spoke forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@inland spoke received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @inland spoke died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @inland spoke
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @tulip falcon

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@urban sequoia started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tame cape turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @tame cape died.

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@inland spoke built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@livid shuttle opportunistically attacked @full zodiac with a Yellow Phaseblade while their cell phone was ringing. @full zodiac died.

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@red kindle wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@tranquil wyvern modified @trail mist's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @trail mist was never seen again. @trail mist died.

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@urban sequoia explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@livid shuttle was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle vaporized @inland spoke with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @flat forge's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@red kindle sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@urban sequoia ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@urban sequoia took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern popped @red kindle by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @trail mist
100 points go to 9th place: @full zodiac
100 points go to 10th place: @tame cape

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There are 15 players remaining.
@violet forum, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tight forum, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @tame cape, @brazen plaza, @proud lava, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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@tight forum was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @tight forum died.

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@tame cape wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @tame cape died.

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@proud lava sniped @inland spoke with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @proud lava, it was opposite day. @proud lava died.

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@flat forge had the high ground, but @violet forum just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @flat forge toppling to their doom. @flat forge died.

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@raw moss tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @raw moss's mouth.

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@brazen plaza tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@long vine wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@livid shuttle fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @livid shuttle died.

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@wet merlin fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @wet merlin died.

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@urban sequoia was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@tranquil wyvern became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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While examining a strange emblem, @inland spoke accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @inland spoke died.

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@violet forum won in a fight against @brazen plaza by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @brazen plaza died.

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@red kindle drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@steel sentinel found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@red kindle left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@urban sequoia jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@tranquil wyvern went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @red kindle died.

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@steel sentinel drew swords on the ground. @violet forum started stomping all over them. Furious, @steel sentinel picked one up and stabbed @violet forum with it.. @violet forum died.

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@long vine became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@long vine accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @long vine died.

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@raw moss went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @raw moss's fault.

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@steel sentinel accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@steel sentinel dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @violet forum
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

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inland spoke Feb 28, 2026, 10:06 AM

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@tight forum unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @tight forum died.

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@brave shore stole @livid shuttle's lemons. @livid shuttle got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @brave shore's house down.

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@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@trail mist wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @trail mist died.

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@flat forge released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @flat forge, but it was very satisfying.

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@red kindle found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@urban sequoia promised @flat forge that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @flat forge died.

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@raw moss looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@inland spoke ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle, @livid shuttle, and @tranquil wyvern formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@livid shuttle used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @red kindle. @red kindle died.

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@brave shore couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@tranquil wyvern started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia threw a Stink Potion at @raw moss. @raw moss threw a Toxic Flask right back. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @raw moss could pull it to shore.

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@brave shore found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@raw moss was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@brave shore ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @trail mist
100 points go to 10th place: @tight forum

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inland spoke Feb 28, 2026, 10:52 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 28, 2026, 10:59 AM

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red kindle Feb 28, 2026, 10:59 AM

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errant vine Feb 28, 2026, 11:25 AM

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waxen marlin Feb 28, 2026, 11:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@inland spoke, @raw moss, @thick steppe, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @proud lava, @errant vine, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@proud lava accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@errant vine started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@red kindle wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@waxen marlin invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@tranquil wyvern blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @tranquil wyvern's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@inland spoke threw @waxen marlin in the washing machine and turned it on. @waxen marlin died.

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@brave shore paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Tin Broadsword.

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@urban sequoia brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @tranquil wyvern being mercilessly tickled by @raw moss.

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@livid shuttle was walked on by a Martian Walker. @livid shuttle died.

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Poor @errant vine. @errant vine keeps getting pinged over and over again. @errant vine is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @errant vine. @errant vine. @errant vine.

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@thick steppe explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @thick steppe died.

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@urban sequoia zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@red kindle summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @inland spoke's life points directly. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @urban sequoia allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@tranquil wyvern promised to @errant vine that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@raw moss started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@errant vine donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@red kindle decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@tranquil wyvern tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@urban sequoia used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@errant vine tried to attack @raw moss by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tranquil wyvern wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tranquil wyvern was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@brave shore wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@tranquil wyvern was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @urban sequoia died.

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@brave shore built a floating city and named it "England".

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@brave shore got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raw moss, @inland spoke, @thick steppe, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @waxen marlin, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @raw moss died.

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@waxen marlin gave a hug to @red kindle and almost choked them to death!

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@thick steppe realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @thick steppe died.

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@errant vine started riding a Unicorn. @livid shuttle chased @errant vine while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@waxen marlin hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @waxen marlin died.

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@formal badge shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@inland spoke programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@urban sequoia used a Medusa Head on @errant vine and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @errant vine died.

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@urban sequoia traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @urban sequoia died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @thick steppe

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long vine Feb 28, 2026, 12:37 PM

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inland spoke Feb 28, 2026, 12:42 PM

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errant vine Feb 28, 2026, 1:15 PM

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brave shore Feb 28, 2026, 1:21 PM

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hardy patio Feb 28, 2026, 1:22 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 28, 2026, 1:28 PM

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violet forum Feb 28, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@violet forum, @inland spoke, @glad mesa, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @flat forge, @rigid relic, @hardy patio, @indigo flint, @livid shuttle, @novel summit, @brave shore, @lime creek, and @urban sequoia
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@brave shore felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@flat forge was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @flat forge died.

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@hardy patio fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@novel summit started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@lime creek aimed a spinning toy at @violet forum, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@red kindle thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@rigid relic was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@rigid relic wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @rigid relic died.

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@indigo flint made some Synonym Rolls for @urban sequoia and @glad mesa. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@inland spoke found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@errant vine learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@livid shuttle looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @livid shuttle died.

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@indigo flint was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @indigo flint died.

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@lime creek made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @lime creek died.

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@hardy patio tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@glad mesa painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@long vine built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@violet forum used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@violet forum attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @urban sequoia watched the carnage from a safe distance. @violet forum died.

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@hardy patio invited @inland spoke to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @hardy patio was mauled by wolves. @hardy patio died.

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@novel summit and @errant vine swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@glad mesa was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @glad mesa died.

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@novel summit just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@brave shore was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@long vine was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @inland spoke caught them in time.

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@red kindle tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@novel summit made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @novel summit died.

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@urban sequoia found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@brave shore brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@urban sequoia summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@inland spoke found the Last Prism. Then @tranquil wyvern found another one, meaning that @inland spoke's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@long vine and @brave shore played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@errant vine thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @errant vine's potions with Red Potions. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@inland spoke spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @long vine was the bartender, @brave shore was the DJ, and @tranquil wyvern was the pinata. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@inland spoke summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @glad mesa
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

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calm wind Feb 28, 2026, 1:40 PM

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long vine Feb 28, 2026, 1:41 PM

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grand dagger Feb 28, 2026, 1:42 PM

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novel summit Feb 28, 2026, 1:43 PM

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wide wharf Feb 28, 2026, 1:48 PM

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flat forge Feb 28, 2026, 1:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 28, 2026, 2:17 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 28, 2026, 2:19 PM

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red kindle Feb 28, 2026, 2:20 PM

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errant vine Feb 28, 2026, 2:21 PM

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formal badge Feb 28, 2026, 2:24 PM

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craggy cargo Feb 28, 2026, 2:26 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @grand dagger, @calm wind, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @craggy cargo, @errant vine, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @novel summit, @wide wharf, and @lime creek
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@grand dagger attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@grand dagger found a hill and started to roll down it. @grand dagger was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @grand dagger died.

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@wide wharf donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@errant vine took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@craggy cargo used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @calm wind alive. @calm wind died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @red kindle was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @red kindle died.

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@craggy cargo decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @craggy cargo died.

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@livid shuttle took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@flat forge started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @flat forge soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@wide wharf combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@formal badge ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @formal badge died.

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@lime creek tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @lime creek died.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @novel summit tattled on them.

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@tranquil wyvern's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tranquil wyvern! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@wide wharf tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @wide wharf died.

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@novel summit invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@errant vine tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@errant vine placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @tranquil wyvern got too close while watching. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@novel summit followed @carmine cairn into the jungle. @novel summit started looking left, right and center for @carmine cairn, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@long vine got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@long vine tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@novel summit tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@novel summit was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @novel summit died.

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@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@long vine tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@carmine cairn used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@long vine made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@long vine accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @novel summit
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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flat forge Feb 28, 2026, 2:38 PM

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long vine Feb 28, 2026, 2:39 PM

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craggy cargo Feb 28, 2026, 2:44 PM

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wide wharf Feb 28, 2026, 2:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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grand dagger Feb 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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main merlin Feb 28, 2026, 3:25 PM

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formal badge Feb 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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tight niche Feb 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @grand dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @main merlin, @craggy cargo, @flat forge, @formal badge, and @wide wharf
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@formal badge got a piggyback ride from @grand dagger, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @grand dagger died.

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@wide wharf and @carmine cairn farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@tight niche and @flat forge were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@long vine found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@tranquil wyvern ran out of bullets while fighting @main merlin, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @main merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tranquil wyvern's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@craggy cargo was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @craggy cargo died.

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@long vine started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@formal badge saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@flat forge couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@tight niche sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@wide wharf put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@flat forge and @formal badge were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @flat forge, but left @formal badge alone because they smelled funny. @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @wide wharf to death. @wide wharf died.

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@tranquil wyvern suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @formal badge died.

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@long vine tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @carmine cairn in disguise. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tight niche fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @craggy cargo
100 points go to 9th place: @main merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @grand dagger

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@chrome dagger summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@wide wharf splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @formal badge observed disapprovingly.

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@carmine cairn started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@wet merlin pranked @raw moss by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@errant vine took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@tight niche drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@livid shuttle drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@raw moss spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @raw moss died.

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@errant vine tried to attack @wet merlin with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@chrome dagger called @formal badge on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @chrome dagger died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @livid shuttle wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@long vine was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @long vine died.

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@tight niche threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@tranquil wyvern performed surgery on a grape.

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After @livid shuttle drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @formal badge died.

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@wide wharf was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @wide wharf died.

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@wet merlin went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@errant vine told @carmine cairn to bite the dust. In response, @carmine cairn took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@wet merlin fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tight niche was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@carmine cairn became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@errant vine played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @carmine cairn had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @tight niche's suffering. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome dagger

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @cunning depot, @tight niche, @raw moss, @chrome dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @wide wharf, and @wet merlin
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Thanks to @cunning depot's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @cunning depot died.

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@wide wharf performed open heart surgery on @amber ermine, even though @amber ermine never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @amber ermine died.

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@wet merlin forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @wet merlin wasn't a Slime, @wet merlin was endlessly beaten. @wet merlin died.

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@chrome dagger almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@tranquil wyvern jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@raw moss decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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While playing at the beach, @errant vine buried @raw moss in the sand. It took @raw moss several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@carmine cairn tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@wide wharf read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @wide wharf died.

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@tranquil wyvern broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@chrome dagger listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @chrome dagger saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@chrome dagger ripped @errant vine's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @errant vine. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@carmine cairn huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@chrome dagger used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @chrome dagger didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @chrome dagger died.

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A strange device attached itself to @raw moss's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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There once was a @carmine cairn who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @carmine cairn's insides, and all the animals were freed. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @chrome dagger
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @cunning depot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@tight niche tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@errant vine thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@raw moss found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@tight forum tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@tight niche dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @tight niche died.

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@tight forum tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @tight forum died.

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@glass vine dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @glass vine died.

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@wide wharf found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @wide wharf died.

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@tranquil wyvern took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@wet merlin equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @gray sky chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @wet merlin's shattered corpse. @wet merlin died.

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@gray sky played rock-paper-scissors with @raw moss. @gray sky played paper. @raw moss played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @gray sky was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern sat on a wall. @tranquil wyvern had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @tranquil wyvern together again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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Low on health, @errant vine hid from @raw moss by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @raw moss was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@carmine cairn joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @tight forum
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight forum Feb 28, 2026, 8:37 PM

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slender night Feb 28, 2026, 9:07 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 28, 2026, 9:15 PM

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amber ermine Feb 28, 2026, 9:24 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tight forum, @amber ermine, @fresh trout, @errant vine, @glass vine, @slender night, @limpid glacier, and @wet merlin
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@carmine cairn pumped @tight niche full of lead. No one was hurt, but @tight niche's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@fresh trout accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@tight forum tried to explain to @glass vine that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @glass vine countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @tight forum died.

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@amber ermine felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @wet merlin setting explosives beneath them. @amber ermine died.

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@errant vine fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @raw moss and @slender night to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@wet merlin was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@glass vine was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @glass vine died.

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@slender night was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @slender night died.

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@limpid glacier forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @limpid glacier died.

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@carmine cairn and @fresh trout relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@tight niche decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@wet merlin kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @wet merlin red. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@errant vine thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @errant vine died.

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@fresh trout burst with happiness, quite literally. @fresh trout died.

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@carmine cairn shot a sand block at @raw moss with a Sandgun, but @raw moss managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@tight niche got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@raw moss started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @carmine cairn forced them to put in some more effort.

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@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@carmine cairn tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@tight niche wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@raw moss trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@carmine cairn played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@tight niche somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@carmine cairn asked @raw moss if they "knew the way". @raw moss didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@raw moss was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @slender night
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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vernal arrow Feb 28, 2026, 9:38 PM

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raw moss Feb 28, 2026, 9:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 9:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 28, 2026, 9:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 9:43 PM

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wet merlin Feb 28, 2026, 9:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 9:43 PM

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amber ermine Feb 28, 2026, 9:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 9:47 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 28, 2026, 9:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 9:52 PM

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glass vine Feb 28, 2026, 10:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:13 PM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 28, 2026, 10:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Feb 28, 2026, 10:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:20 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grim dirge Feb 28, 2026, 10:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:20 PM

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@grim dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 28, 2026, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vernal arrow, @long vine, @amber ermine, @glass vine, @errant vine, @limpid glacier, @grim dirge, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@vernal arrow learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @vernal arrow died.

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@limpid glacier suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@amber ermine took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@grim dirge started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@raw moss purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@glass vine trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@glass vine accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @glass vine died.

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@limpid glacier went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @limpid glacier died.

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@grim dirge saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @grim dirge died.

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@raw moss patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @wet merlin in disguise.

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@long vine found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@errant vine's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@wet merlin used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @wet merlin died.

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@raw moss and @errant vine played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@carmine cairn was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@tight niche stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@long vine was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@tight niche, @carmine cairn, and @long vine worked on a group project, but it looked like @tight niche was doing most of the work.

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@raw moss put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@errant vine tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@long vine was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @long vine died.

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@raw moss playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Mythril Halberd. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@tight niche ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @tight niche's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @grim dirge
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

limpid glacier Feb 28, 2026, 10:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:38 PM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 28, 2026, 10:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:38 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 28, 2026, 10:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vernal arrow Feb 28, 2026, 10:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:55 PM

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brave shore Feb 28, 2026, 10:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:55 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 28, 2026, 10:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 10:55 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grim dirge Feb 28, 2026, 11:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 11:00 PM

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@grim dirge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Feb 28, 2026, 11:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 28, 2026, 11:01 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.