epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @inland spoke, who happened to be passing by.

@warped jacinth saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @warped jacinth died.

@robust kiln tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @robust kiln died.

@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@inland spoke almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

@hardy patio failed to properly hydrate. @hardy patio died.

@carmine cairn tied up @raw moss and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @raw moss to die. However, @raw moss managed to escape from their bonds.

@red kindle went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @brave shore and @raw moss summoned the Impending Doom. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @inland spoke tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @inland spoke died.

@brave shore tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

@raw moss overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@carmine cairn painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@carmine cairn started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

While streaming a fitness game, @raw moss accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@raw moss learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @raw moss died.

@brave shore used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @robust kiln
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @urban sequoia

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[urban sequoia]

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[tight raft]

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[fallen gull]

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[indigo flint]

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[long vine]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[inland spoke]

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[raw moss]

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[hardy patio]

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[thick steppe]

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[wet merlin]

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[red kindle]

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[warped jacinth]

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[flat forge]

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[edgy niche]

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[carmine cairn]

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[eager coyote]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @thick steppe, @tight raft, @long vine, @red kindle, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @indigo flint, @livid shuttle, @fallen gull, @urban sequoia, @warped jacinth, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight raft beat @thick steppe into a pulp with a stale baguette. @thick steppe died.

@wet merlin cut a specific wire in @tight raft's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @tight raft died.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @flat forge's. @flat forge died.

@edgy niche was cornered by @long vine, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@carmine cairn was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@urban sequoia wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@livid shuttle's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @livid shuttle died.

@hardy patio held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@eager coyote tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @fallen gull's head instead. @fallen gull died.

@unkempt osprey had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@wet merlin stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @wet merlin died.

@eager coyote chewed some gum. It made @eager coyote feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @eager coyote died.

@unkempt osprey stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @unkempt osprey died.

@red kindle tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@carmine cairn spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@hardy patio saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @edgy niche was caught in the crossfire. @edgy niche died.

@warped jacinth was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @warped jacinth died.

@indigo flint brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @indigo flint died.

@urban sequoia was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @inland spoke and @hardy patio.

@inland spoke went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @inland spoke decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@inland spoke, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @inland spoke died.

@hardy patio told @raw moss a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

A witch prophesized that @hardy patio would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@raw moss was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@carmine cairn started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@long vine considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

@raw moss had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@hardy patio couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@long vine fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@carmine cairn tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@long vine used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@carmine cairn and @raw moss had a very merry unbirthday party together. @hardy patio found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @long vine felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@hardy patio asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @hardy patio died.

@long vine got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @carmine cairn tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@long vine tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @long vine died.

@raw moss landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @raw moss accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @indigo flint
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[indigo flint]

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[raw moss]

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[flat forge]

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[hardy patio]

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[brave shore]

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[red kindle]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[warped jacinth]

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[edgy niche]

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[unkempt osprey]

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @indigo flint, @brave shore, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@flat forge carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @flat forge died.

@indigo flint sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @indigo flint died.

@raw moss and @unkempt osprey played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@edgy niche constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

@red kindle swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @red kindle died.

@warped jacinth saw @urban sequoia standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @urban sequoia died.

@hardy patio found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@warped jacinth always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @warped jacinth died.

@tranquil wyvern wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @tranquil wyvern died.

@edgy niche recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@long vine asked for @raw moss's autograph. At first, @raw moss was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@edgy niche started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @edgy niche died.

@inland spoke paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Crimson Rod.

@inland spoke put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @inland spoke died.

@long vine stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @long vine died.

@raw moss snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@hardy patio walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @hardy patio died.

@brave shore attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@brave shore looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@brave shore's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @brave shore died.

@unkempt osprey embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @unkempt osprey tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @unkempt osprey died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 10th place: @urban sequoia

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

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[indigo flint]

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[long vine]

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[amber ermine]

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[abstract thunder]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[red kindle]

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[inland spoke]

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[edgy niche]

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[urban sequoia]

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[dim gale]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @dim gale, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @abstract thunder, @indigo flint, @livid shuttle, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@dim gale paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Megashark.

@raw moss constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @livid shuttle by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @raw moss's positioning was a bit off. @raw moss died.

@indigo flint gazed at clouds with @tranquil wyvern. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@abstract thunder accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @abstract thunder was forgiven.

@long vine was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@amber ermine theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@red kindle and @urban sequoia huddled around @unkempt osprey to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @unkempt osprey's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@inland spoke went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@indigo flint somehow convinced @unkempt osprey that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @unkempt osprey died.

@urban sequoia wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @amber ermine killed them. @amber ermine died.

@abstract thunder found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @abstract thunder died.

@long vine thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@indigo flint wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @indigo flint turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @indigo flint died.

@inland spoke pulled out their Copper Broadsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @inland spoke pulled out a vacuum instead.

@livid shuttle moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @livid shuttle died.

@dim gale was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @dim gale died.

@urban sequoia learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @edgy niche found out that @urban sequoia meant "killer" in the literal sense. @edgy niche died.

@tranquil wyvern found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@red kindle was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @red kindle died.

@long vine let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@urban sequoia touched @tranquil wyvern's gun without permission. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine verbally roasted @inland spoke so hard that they burst into flames. @inland spoke died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @inland spoke
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @indigo flint
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

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[gray sky]

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[red kindle]

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[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[inland spoke]

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[amber ermine]

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[urban sequoia]

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[indigo flint]

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[hardy patio]

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[covert summit]

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[formal badge]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@covert summit, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @indigo flint, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hardy patio started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @amber ermine and @gray sky out.

@covert summit tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @covert summit died.

@livid shuttle practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @inland spoke thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@raw moss used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @formal badge tested this theory on @raw moss, who bounced, and ended up being right. @raw moss died.

@long vine was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @long vine let them be.

@unkempt osprey swung a Iron Shortsword at @indigo flint, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@gray sky consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@formal badge ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @formal badge, @amber ermine broke their fall with their own body. @amber ermine died.

@gray sky put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @gray sky whole. @gray sky died.

@red kindle wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@indigo flint spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @livid shuttle. @indigo flint died.

@long vine broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@urban sequoia and @inland spoke built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@formal badge was eaten by a tree. @formal badge died.

@unkempt osprey took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

@red kindle wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @red kindle through the wall. @red kindle died.

@long vine recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @long vine concluded that it was lost for a reason.

@inland spoke marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@hardy patio practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @hardy patio died.

@urban sequoia tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @urban sequoia died.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @unkempt osprey

@long vine caused @inland spoke to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@unkempt osprey somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

@unkempt osprey went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @inland spoke had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @unkempt osprey died.

@long vine was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@inland spoke found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @inland spoke died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @inland spoke
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @indigo flint
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[red kindle]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[brave shore]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[gray sky]

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[amber ermine]

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[sweet fractal]

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[near mortar]

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[simple parcel]

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[limpid glacier]

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[indigo flint]

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @simple parcel, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @glass vine, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @indigo flint, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@urban sequoia started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @urban sequoia decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @long vine died.

@amber ermine invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @amber ermine died.

@red kindle developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

@unkempt osprey started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@indigo flint failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@gray sky tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@glass vine was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @glass vine died.

@tranquil wyvern practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @livid shuttle and @limpid glacier got their chainsaws ready.

@simple parcel was building a nice house. @inland spoke asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @simple parcel just looked confused.

@gray sky woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @gray sky died.

@livid shuttle got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @livid shuttle died.

@simple parcel started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@brave shore drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@inland spoke saw @urban sequoia trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @inland spoke is calling the police!

@limpid glacier boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @limpid glacier died.

@red kindle and @near mortar fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @red kindle won by breaking @near mortar's spine. @near mortar died.

@indigo flint thought that @tranquil wyvern was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

Someone let the dogs out! @indigo flint tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @indigo flint died.

@red kindle got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @red kindle died.

@unkempt osprey tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @unkempt osprey then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @unkempt osprey died.

@brave shore tried to steal @simple parcel's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@simple parcel played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @simple parcel died.

@tranquil wyvern joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@brave shore ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@tranquil wyvern told @urban sequoia a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @urban sequoia died.

@sweet fractal used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @sweet fractal died.

While in the Underground Jungle, @tranquil wyvern used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore tried to attack @inland spoke with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @brave shore to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@inland spoke ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @inland spoke died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @inland spoke
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @simple parcel
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @indigo flint
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[brave shore]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[earnest tundra]

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[gray sky]

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[carmine cairn]

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[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @earnest tundra, @glass vine, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@earnest tundra declared that 64 was their favorite number. @brave shore wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @earnest tundra by stabbing them 64 times. @earnest tundra died.

@glass vine was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @glass vine died.

@long vine tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@brave shore shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @brave shore's face. @brave shore died.

@tight niche argued with @carmine cairn about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@unkempt osprey asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @unkempt osprey died.

@long vine murdered @gray sky by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @gray sky died.

@tranquil wyvern literally gaslighted @livid shuttle by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn started barking like a dog while chasing @tight niche.

@tranquil wyvern took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @tranquil wyvern is now goo. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn was dunked on by @tight niche. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@tight niche wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@tight niche tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest tundra

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[long vine]

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[gray sky]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[raw moss]

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[carmine cairn]

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[errant vine]

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[jolly swift]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[red kindle]

bb!register

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[covert summit]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[carmine cairn]

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @covert summit, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @errant vine, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche donned a Martian costume and chased @covert summit in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @covert summit died.

@raw moss defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @raw moss died.

@long vine was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @long vine died.

@jolly swift summoned the Old One's Army while @errant vine was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @errant vine died.

@gray sky attacked @inland spoke with a Legendary Zenith, but @inland spoke's pen was mightier. @gray sky died.

@tranquil wyvern eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@livid shuttle tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @livid shuttle died.

@red kindle used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @red kindle. @red kindle died.

@tight niche reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

@urban sequoia was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @urban sequoia died.

@jolly swift found a room full of Bunny Banners in @inland spoke's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @inland spoke. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@carmine cairn used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@jolly swift obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@tranquil wyvern visited @jolly swift, but no one was home. @tranquil wyvern felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@tranquil wyvern had a dirty mind. Then @jolly swift sprayed @tranquil wyvern's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@carmine cairn entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@jolly swift adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @tight niche wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @jolly swift all of their willpower not to explain it.

@jolly swift declared war on emus. The emus won. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @tight niche's. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[jolly swift]

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[gray sky]

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[idle sky]

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[static trout]

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[astral glacier]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[wide wharf]

bb!register

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[tight forum]

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[spare laurel]

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[glass vine]

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[wise lantern]

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[rancid coyote]

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[wet merlin]

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

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[urban sequoia]

bb!register

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[red kindle]

bb!register

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 20 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tight forum, @tranquil wyvern, @wise lantern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @glass vine, @astral glacier, @spare laurel, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @rancid coyote, @wide wharf, @idle sky, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@astral glacier bashed @tight forum in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@livid shuttle held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@inland spoke equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @static trout into approaching. @inland spoke then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @static trout with two Sniper Rifle shots. @static trout died.

@carmine cairn tried to set up a campfire, but @idle sky drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@tight forum was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @tight forum died.

@glass vine ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @glass vine died.

@urban sequoia used some tree stumps as target practice.

@jolly swift flexed so hard on @spare laurel that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @spare laurel died.

@gray sky went AFK in their gel farm. @errant vine set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @gray sky died.

@wet merlin began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @red kindle spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@wise lantern finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@livid shuttle tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @livid shuttle died.

@errant vine realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@rancid coyote didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @wide wharf, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @wide wharf died.

@idle sky got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @idle sky died.

@wet merlin contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @wet merlin died.

@carmine cairn and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @carmine cairn's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@wise lantern forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @wise lantern died.

@urban sequoia pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @inland spoke.

@red kindle got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @red kindle died.

@rancid coyote sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@inland spoke was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@jolly swift started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@astral glacier thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@urban sequoia tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@errant vine silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @carmine cairn's back, which then integrated itself into @carmine cairn's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@errant vine walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @errant vine died.

@rancid coyote emerged from a tree stump and scolded @inland spoke for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @inland spoke was still holding an axe. @rancid coyote died.

@jolly swift went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@tight niche tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@astral glacier wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@urban sequoia decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @urban sequoia died.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @tranquil wyvern farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tight niche, but it refused to listen because @jolly swift didn't have enough badges.

@inland spoke challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @inland spoke died.

@astral glacier had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@jolly swift dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tight niche, but @tight niche simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @jolly swift died.

@astral glacier "borrowed" @carmine cairn's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @carmine cairn's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @astral glacier could return it.

@tight niche used their embezzled funds to shred through @astral glacier with a Coin Gun. @astral glacier died.

@carmine cairn tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@carmine cairn found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

A mysterious stranger gave @tight niche a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @carmine cairn with it. However, @tight niche clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid coyote
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[upbeat fern]

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[jolly swift]

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[red kindle]

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[full zodiac]

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[inland spoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gray sky]

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[urban sequoia]

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[errant vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @full zodiac, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @gray sky, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @gray sky got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @jolly swift died.

@urban sequoia and @inland spoke were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

The sun burnt @red kindle into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@errant vine started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@tranquil wyvern's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@full zodiac used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @full zodiac died.

@upbeat fern went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @upbeat fern died.

@red kindle was tired of @gray sky constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @gray sky's front yard. @gray sky died.

Celestial creatures started invading! @urban sequoia knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@red kindle tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @red kindle died.

@tight niche tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@inland spoke found some soup in their fly.

@errant vine found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@errant vine accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @errant vine died. @errant vine died. @errant vine died. @errant vine died.

@urban sequoia watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@urban sequoia took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @carmine cairn took out their actual shotgun. @tranquil wyvern died.

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@inland spoke tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@tight niche carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat fern
100 points go to 10th place: @full zodiac

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[red kindle]

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[wet merlin]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[inland spoke]

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[raw moss]

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[urban sequoia]

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[jolly swift]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @raw moss died.

@inland spoke spiced up @livid shuttle's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @livid shuttle died.

@wet merlin was briefly jumpscared by @red kindle wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@urban sequoia was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @wet merlin. @wet merlin died.

@jolly swift was playing hide and seek with @inland spoke and @carmine cairn, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tranquil wyvern was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

@urban sequoia tried to kill @red kindle by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@tight niche found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@red kindle ran with scissors. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @inland spoke thought her hands were more interesting.

@urban sequoia became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn got tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tranquil wyvern died.

@inland spoke found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@tight niche started rallying for goblin rights.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @inland spoke's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @inland spoke died.

@carmine cairn fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

@tight niche adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@tight niche was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[red kindle]

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[inland spoke]

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[static trout]

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[raw moss]

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[wet merlin]

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[urban sequoia]

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[pine stream]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[errant vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @pine stream, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@static trout equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @static trout died.

@raw moss was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@urban sequoia built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@red kindle was arrested for killing @pine stream with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @pine stream died.

@errant vine told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tranquil wyvern and @inland spoke.

@wet merlin became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @wet merlin died.

@urban sequoia’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@red kindle walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @tranquil wyvern died.

@inland spoke watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@raw moss and @inland spoke had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@tight niche developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@errant vine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

@errant vine was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @errant vine died.

@raw moss somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@inland spoke was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @tight niche died.

@raw moss offered to add a gold trim to @carmine cairn's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @carmine cairn's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@raw moss and @carmine cairn discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@carmine cairn died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @pine stream

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[raw moss]

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[red kindle]

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[static trout]

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[limpid glacier]

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[brave shore]

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[inland spoke]

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[long vine]

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[urban sequoia]

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[idle sky]

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[cold cipher]

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[tight niche]

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[errant vine]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @cold cipher, @long vine, @red kindle, @errant vine, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @idle sky, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@static trout summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @static trout died.

@red kindle opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@limpid glacier went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @limpid glacier died.

@carmine cairn started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @urban sequoia excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@idle sky tried to strike @inland spoke down, but @inland spoke instead became more powerful than @idle sky could possibly imagine.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @idle sky's eye sockets. @idle sky died.

@tight niche squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@cold cipher tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @cold cipher died.

@long vine started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@red kindle activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @red kindle died.

@errant vine drank a Molotov Cocktail. @errant vine died.

@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@long vine found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@urban sequoia was buried under an avalanche that @raw moss had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @urban sequoia died.

@inland spoke warned @brave shore not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @brave shore trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@carmine cairn found @raw moss sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@inland spoke tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @tight niche died.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @long vine begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@long vine spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@long vine’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@long vine went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@long vine challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @long vine died.

@brave shore reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @brave shore died.

@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@carmine cairn added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@carmine cairn took aim at @raw moss from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

@carmine cairn thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @cold cipher

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[raw moss]

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[red kindle]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[long vine]

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[inland spoke]

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[lucid igloo]

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[urban sequoia]

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[carmine cairn]

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[cold cipher]

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[wintry patrol]

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[glacial totem]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @cold cipher, @lucid igloo, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @wintry patrol, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @glacial totem was blown to smithereens. @glacial totem died.

Tired of eating plain toast, @cold cipher started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@urban sequoia fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @red kindle, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@wintry patrol trash talked @long vine, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @wintry patrol suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @wintry patrol died.

@tight niche took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@tranquil wyvern was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tranquil wyvern lived.

@lucid igloo ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @lucid igloo died.

@cold cipher wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

@carmine cairn and @long vine played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @carmine cairn was the chicken. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @urban sequoia took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@red kindle triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @red kindle died.

@tight niche returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@cold cipher spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @cold cipher died.

@tight niche was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @tight niche died.

@urban sequoia put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @urban sequoia died.

@tranquil wyvern was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @tranquil wyvern died.

@inland spoke fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@carmine cairn damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@raw moss came out of @carmine cairn's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@raw moss neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @cold cipher
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid igloo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[red kindle]

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[hardy patio]

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[inland spoke]

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[grand dagger]

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[urban sequoia]

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[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[carmine cairn]

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[full zodiac]

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[tight niche]

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[brazen plaza]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brazen plaza, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @grand dagger, @long vine, @full zodiac, @red kindle, @brazen plaza, @hardy patio, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@carmine cairn started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @carmine cairn died.

@grand dagger started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@hardy patio tried to use forbidden magic to erase @long vine from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @long vine die, so nothing actually happened.

@brazen plaza appeared to be taking a group picture of @red kindle, @urban sequoia, and @full zodiac. @brazen plaza's selfie turned out great!

@inland spoke equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@grand dagger put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @grand dagger died.

@brazen plaza tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@long vine forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @long vine died.

@full zodiac tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @full zodiac died.

@hardy patio saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @hardy patio died.

@tight niche was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @brazen plaza's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @brazen plaza died.

@red kindle was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@inland spoke made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@tight niche crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @urban sequoia laughed at them, not knowing that @tight niche was just a completionist.

@raw moss disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @urban sequoia, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

@tight niche came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@inland spoke thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @full zodiac
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @grand dagger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grand dagger]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grand dagger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slender night]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@slender night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @grand dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @slender night, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@slender night merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@glacial totem tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @glacial totem keeled over from a heart attack. @glacial totem died.

@tranquil wyvern buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@raw moss underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @raw moss died.

@inland spoke started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@grand dagger had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@grand dagger and @urban sequoia decided to play catch with a White Phaseblade. @grand dagger missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @grand dagger died.

@slender night invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

@red kindle sang a song to try to impress @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, and @unkempt osprey. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@slender night found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@red kindle told @tranquil wyvern that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @tranquil wyvern took those words literally and peeled @red kindle. @red kindle died.

@slender night went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@carmine cairn started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@urban sequoia drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @urban sequoia died.

@slender night ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@tranquil wyvern found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@carmine cairn found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

@slender night greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @slender night died.

@tranquil wyvern chased @unkempt osprey with their Fiery Greatsword. @unkempt osprey tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @tranquil wyvern. @unkempt osprey died.

@carmine cairn blew @tranquil wyvern to bits using an exploding bed. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @slender night
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @grand dagger
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[grand dagger]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grand dagger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lucid igloo]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lucid igloo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[warped jacinth]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@warped jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle walrus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle walrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[violet forum]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@violet forum, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[ivory compass]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@ivory compass, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @violet forum, @tight niche, @raw moss, @ivory compass, @unkempt osprey, @grand dagger, @long vine, @lucid igloo, @idle walrus, @hardy patio, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@violet forum aimed a Last Prism beam at @idle walrus, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@ivory compass built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @ivory compass died.

@carmine cairn found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@grand dagger traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@warped jacinth and @raw moss spotted a Magnet Sphere on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @lucid igloo was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

@grand dagger was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @grand dagger died.

@lucid igloo tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @lucid igloo's mind right in front of their face. @lucid igloo died.

@long vine was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@unkempt osprey found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@idle walrus was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@idle walrus sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @idle walrus died.

@carmine cairn invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@warped jacinth used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@raw moss crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@warped jacinth asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @warped jacinth died.

@hardy patio opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @hardy patio's neck. @hardy patio died.

@tight niche fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tight niche gave up.

@unkempt osprey needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@carmine cairn made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @carmine cairn rich and famous.

@violet forum started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@long vine murdered @unkempt osprey with a knife, but it was actually @violet forum in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @long vine didn't care that much. @violet forum died.