#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 150

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 1:35 PM

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@carmine cairn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @tight niche also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tight niche got quantum-entangled with @carmine cairn, and used this opportunity to force @carmine cairn to pick their own nose.

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@tight niche opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@carmine cairn placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Minishark.

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@tight niche lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @shy crest
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @manic dome

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @violet forum, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @errant vine, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
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@tight niche solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@inland spoke invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@amber ermine loves @long vine to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @amber ermine died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @errant vine. @errant vine died.

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@shy crest started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @shy crest died.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@violet forum sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @violet forum died.

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@urban sequoia drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @red kindle suddenly didn't feel so good. @red kindle died.

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@long vine was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@inland spoke was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@tranquil wyvern was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @long vine died.

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After years of research, @tight niche found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @violet forum
100 points go to 9th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

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errant vine Feb 26, 2026, 3:18 PM

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tight niche Feb 26, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@violet forum, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @rich garden, @sturdy bluff, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, and @shy crest
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@rich garden angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @rich garden died.

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@carmine cairn sacrificed @long vine by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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Santa Claus asked @violet forum what they wanted for Christmas. @violet forum replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@flat forge discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @flat forge died.

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@sturdy bluff and @sweet fractal had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@sweet fractal tickled @tranquil wyvern from behind while they were busy sharpening their Zombie Arm. @sweet fractal died.

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@violet forum and @sturdy bluff had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@tight niche sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@errant vine tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@carmine cairn wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@tranquil wyvern climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@shy crest dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @shy crest died.

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@sturdy bluff discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @sturdy bluff died.

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@violet forum stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @violet forum's ego received a small boost.

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@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@carmine cairn cornered @violet forum at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @violet forum started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@tranquil wyvern hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@carmine cairn used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@tight niche wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@violet forum made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @errant vine joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @errant vine died.

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@violet forum's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @violet forum died.

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@tight niche tried to assassinate @carmine cairn, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@tight niche's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @violet forum
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @sturdy bluff
100 points go to 7th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @grim wedge, @covert summit, @tight niche, @rich garden, @tranquil wyvern, @lucid igloo, @upbeat fern, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, and @shy crest
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@carmine cairn tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@lucid igloo shot @grim wedge to death with a finger gun. @grim wedge died.

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@rich garden was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@covert summit used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @covert summit died.

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@tranquil wyvern played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@sweet fractal couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@tight niche worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@flat forge gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @upbeat fern, who was in the front row. @upbeat fern died.

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@flat forge accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@shy crest claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@carmine cairn found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@sweet fractal distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@flat forge was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @flat forge died.

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@sweet fractal transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @sweet fractal died.

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@lucid igloo and @rich garden were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @lucid igloo played solitaire. @rich garden stood behind them and watched.

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@tight niche tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@shy crest caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @shy crest died.

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@lucid igloo tried attacking @rich garden, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@lucid igloo got burninated by Tim. @lucid igloo died.

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@rich garden saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tranquil wyvern, who was out swimming that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@rich garden wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @rich garden's head. @rich garden died.

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@tight niche drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@tight niche made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.

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@tight niche invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @carmine cairn, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @rich garden
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lucid igloo
150 points go to 6th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat fern
100 points go to 10th place: @covert summit

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rich garden Feb 26, 2026, 4:47 PM

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inland spoke Feb 26, 2026, 5:19 PM

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rancid coyote Feb 26, 2026, 5:25 PM

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idle sky Feb 26, 2026, 5:25 PM

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fleet sundial Feb 26, 2026, 5:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 26, 2026, 5:29 PM

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dim gale Feb 26, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dim gale, @covert summit, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @rich garden, @rain mauve, @tranquil wyvern, @lucid igloo, @mighty coyote, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @fleet sundial, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @rancid coyote, and @idle sky
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@rich garden tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@covert summit read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @covert summit died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @livid shuttle, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @livid shuttle was too boring.

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@idle sky tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@carmine cairn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@inland spoke saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @inland spoke died.

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@rain mauve got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @rain mauve died.

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@rancid coyote flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @mighty coyote. @mighty coyote died.

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@red kindle saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @red kindle died.

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@fleet sundial bragged to @lucid igloo about their combat skills. @lucid igloo didn't really know @fleet sundial and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@flat forge looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@tranquil wyvern stole @upbeat fern's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @upbeat fern was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@flat forge hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @flat forge died.

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@carmine cairn asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@livid shuttle took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @livid shuttle died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @idle sky was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @idle sky had ever been in. @idle sky died.

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@upbeat fern saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@dim gale tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @dim gale died.

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@rancid coyote found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@tight niche searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@carmine cairn took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@fleet sundial kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@lucid igloo was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @lucid igloo died.

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@rancid coyote tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tranquil wyvern through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @rancid coyote has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @rancid coyote died.

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@upbeat fern watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@rich garden's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @rich garden died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@upbeat fern broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @upbeat fern died.

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@fleet sundial preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@fleet sundial shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @fleet sundial's head. @fleet sundial died.

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@tight niche became convinced that @tranquil wyvern was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tranquil wyvern, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@tight niche tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn, who did not approve of gambling.

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@tranquil wyvern made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fleet sundial
150 points go to 5th place: @upbeat fern
150 points go to 6th place: @rich garden
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid coyote
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid igloo
100 points go to 9th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 10th place: @idle sky

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@tranquil wyvern started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@red kindle wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@flat forge dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @idle sky diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@covert summit did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @covert summit died.

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@carmine cairn hosted a spelling bee! @livid shuttle had to spell "cat". @rich garden had to spell "rain". @mighty coyote had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@lucid igloo managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @lucid igloo found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @lucid igloo died.

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@oak temple burned @mighty coyote to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @oak temple for reading books. @mighty coyote died.

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@tight niche launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@upbeat fern got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @upbeat fern died.

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@errant vine drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@flat forge pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle found some Diamond Ore. @idle sky quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@tight niche fed @carmine cairn several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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After opening a present, @errant vine discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@rich garden used the power of Flex Tape to stick @rancid coyote in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @rancid coyote's suffering to a swift end. @rancid coyote died.

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@red kindle shot @inland spoke with a Water Gun. @inland spoke shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@red kindle was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@oak temple had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tranquil wyvern had a wholesome reunion with @tight niche, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@livid shuttle found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@oak temple got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @oak temple died.

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@carmine cairn found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @urban sequoia to check it out. @urban sequoia decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@rich garden's booty was plundered by pirates. @rich garden died.

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@idle sky captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@errant vine wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tranquil wyvern into an apple. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@idle sky told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @idle sky died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @urban sequoia with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@red kindle hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @red kindle died.

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@errant vine took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @inland spoke's Rod of Discord.

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@tight niche got tired of @livid shuttle trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @livid shuttle at a Sawmill. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@urban sequoia crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@carmine cairn complained to @errant vine that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@inland spoke started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@urban sequoia was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @urban sequoia died.

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@errant vine ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @errant vine said "thanks, you too." @errant vine died.

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@tight niche planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@inland spoke forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@tight niche realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @rich garden

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @velvet cipher, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @subtle gorge, @cinder mortar, @thorn moon, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @full zodiac, @glass vine, @sweet fractal, @sterile sable, and @urban sequoia
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@glass vine slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @cinder mortar's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @cinder mortar died.

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@velvet cipher was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@mighty coyote spoke softly to @thorn moon while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @thorn moon died.

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@mighty coyote started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @mighty coyote died.

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@upbeat fern spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @upbeat fern still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @upbeat fern died.

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@full zodiac tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @full zodiac didn't know that.

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@subtle gorge teleported behind @full zodiac using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @full zodiac died.

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@red kindle was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@sterile sable asked @tight niche to give them a hand, so @tight niche chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@glass vine rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @glass vine died.

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@sweet fractal accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @sweet fractal died.

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@velvet cipher used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @velvet cipher died.

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@raw moss slammed @sterile sable into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @sterile sable died.

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@red kindle hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@inland spoke multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@urban sequoia picked a fight with a goose. @urban sequoia died.

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@subtle gorge used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @subtle gorge died.

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@inland spoke swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @inland spoke died.

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While @tight niche looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @raw moss then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet cipher

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @lucid igloo, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @brazen plaza, @glass vine, @errant vine, @sterile sable, @brave shore, @wide wharf, @idle sky, and @urban sequoia
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@tight niche's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@inland spoke farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@red kindle drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@lucid igloo declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @lucid igloo's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@lucid igloo tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @lucid igloo died.

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@errant vine and @glass vine had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@wide wharf flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @raw moss when the world was flipped.

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@mighty coyote ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @mighty coyote died.

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@brave shore told @glass vine to step off their carpet, which they did. @brave shore proceeded to murder @glass vine, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @glass vine died.

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@brazen plaza looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@idle sky, @sterile sable, and @tight niche raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@urban sequoia stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@brave shore hid from @brazen plaza after @inland spoke exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@errant vine hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@sterile sable summoned a solar eclipse while @tranquil wyvern was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @sterile sable died.

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@raw moss wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@wide wharf tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@raw moss went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@brave shore found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @brave shore was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@red kindle relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@brazen plaza started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@brave shore's face was scorched off after @tight niche took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @brave shore died.

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@wide wharf did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@inland spoke constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@tranquil wyvern disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@idle sky was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@idle sky was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @idle sky died.

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@wide wharf cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @wide wharf's heart! @wide wharf died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@red kindle built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @red kindle died.

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@errant vine went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @errant vine died.

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@brazen plaza laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@urban sequoia took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to save @inland spoke's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @tranquil wyvern died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brazen plaza and @raw moss found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@tight niche tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@inland spoke screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@raw moss and @inland spoke engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @inland spoke blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @inland spoke died.

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@brazen plaza bought a Gatligator and fired it at @raw moss for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @brazen plaza furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@tight niche had a sleepover with @raw moss, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@brazen plaza dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@brazen plaza trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

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@brazen plaza called @raw moss a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @brazen plaza died.

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@raw moss modified @tight niche's Chlorophyte Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @tight niche was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @wide wharf
100 points go to 10th place: @idle sky

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tired snow, @long vine, @red kindle, @glass vine, @sweet fractal, @hardy patio, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @exotic pier, @wide wharf, @grim dirge, and @urban sequoia
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@tired snow couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Frostbrand to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @tired snow's heart and brain. @tired snow died.

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@glass vine vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @glass vine died.

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@exotic pier felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@brave shore tricked @sweet fractal into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @sweet fractal died.

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@red kindle brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@limpid glacier and @raw moss had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@urban sequoia wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@inland spoke tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Exotic Scimitar instead of a Bug Net.

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@tight niche accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@limpid glacier began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @limpid glacier died.

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@carmine cairn used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@wide wharf touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@grim dirge fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@exotic pier snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @exotic pier died.

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@wide wharf was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @wide wharf died.

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@grim dirge made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @grim dirge died.

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@tight niche built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @red kindle was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @red kindle died.

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@brave shore couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@long vine kept talking, but stopped after @hardy patio held up their hand. @hardy patio demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@urban sequoia found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@urban sequoia used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche gave @inland spoke Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine performed an interpretive dance for @carmine cairn and @brave shore as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@raw moss walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@hardy patio was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@carmine cairn suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@carmine cairn cut through @tight niche with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @tight niche died.

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@long vine covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@long vine sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@long vine entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @long vine died.

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@raw moss wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @grim dirge

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sweet fractal Feb 26, 2026, 9:47 PM

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red kindle Feb 26, 2026, 9:49 PM

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upbeat fern Feb 26, 2026, 9:56 PM

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hardy patio Feb 26, 2026, 10:04 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 26, 2026, 10:08 PM

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mighty coyote Feb 26, 2026, 10:11 PM

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inland spoke Feb 26, 2026, 10:15 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 26, 2026, 10:21 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 26, 2026, 10:24 PM

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tight niche Feb 26, 2026, 10:26 PM

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abstract thunder Feb 26, 2026, 10:29 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @lucid igloo, @mighty coyote, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @earnest tundra, @sweet fractal, @hardy patio, @abstract thunder, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@red kindle found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@upbeat fern became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@raw moss started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @raw moss - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @raw moss then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@hardy patio played Frisbee with @long vine using a Light Disc, but @long vine unfortunately didn't have five hands. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder watched @tight niche go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tight niche was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@urban sequoia was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@brave shore looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@carmine cairn, @earnest tundra, and @inland spoke made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@mighty coyote took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @mighty coyote died.

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@sweet fractal somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @sweet fractal's chests for the rest of its life.

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@limpid glacier started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@sweet fractal spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@carmine cairn tried to confess their love to @hardy patio, but @hardy patio interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@upbeat fern's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @upbeat fern responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@raw moss spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@lucid igloo found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@abstract thunder overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@brave shore made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@earnest tundra tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@upbeat fern was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @upbeat fern died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @earnest tundra. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @earnest tundra died.

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@sweet fractal challenged @red kindle to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @red kindle's turn to win. @sweet fractal died.

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@tight niche's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tight niche sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@abstract thunder told @inland spoke that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @inland spoke vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@brave shore invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@carmine cairn was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@red kindle shot their Snowball Cannon to the left of @limpid glacier just to scare them. @limpid glacier heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @limpid glacier died.

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@brave shore tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@hardy patio found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@urban sequoia killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@abstract thunder equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@abstract thunder wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @abstract thunder died.

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@lucid igloo pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @lucid igloo looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @lucid igloo died.

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@hardy patio somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@raw moss was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@inland spoke traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @urban sequoia. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@hardy patio was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@red kindle blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche called @inland spoke a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @inland spoke died.

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@hardy patio watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@carmine cairn tried to deal a finishing blow to @tight niche, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@hardy patio likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @hardy patio probably liked trains a bit too much. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was stalking @raw moss's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid igloo
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 26, 2026, 10:42 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 26, 2026, 10:43 PM

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hardy patio Feb 26, 2026, 10:44 PM

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old lark Feb 26, 2026, 10:56 PM

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inland spoke Feb 26, 2026, 10:57 PM

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red kindle Feb 26, 2026, 11:09 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 26, 2026, 11:25 PM

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tight niche Feb 26, 2026, 11:29 PM

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long vine Feb 26, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @lucid igloo, @long vine, @red kindle, @hardy patio, @urban sequoia, and @old lark
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@long vine, @lucid igloo, and @urban sequoia formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@old lark tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@old lark got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @old lark died.

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@raw moss and @inland spoke got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@hardy patio and @lucid igloo were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @hardy patio suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @lucid igloo turned around to look. @lucid igloo died.

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@tight niche decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@hardy patio suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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While exploring the Jungle, @hardy patio needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @hardy patio. @hardy patio died.

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@urban sequoia pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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The Cyborg hacked into @carmine cairn's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@red kindle uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @inland spoke pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tight niche had @inland spoke lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @inland spoke, this wasn't a magic show. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @long vine died.

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@tight niche used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @tight niche then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@raw moss was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @raw moss died.

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@tight niche decisively vanquished @carmine cairn through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid igloo
100 points go to 10th place: @old lark

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @solemn current, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @flat forge, @hardy patio, and @urban sequoia
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@glacial totem accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @glacial totem died.

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@hardy patio started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@inland spoke found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@unkempt osprey accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@carmine cairn wrote @inland spoke's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @inland spoke died.

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@solemn current constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@long vine ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@raw moss tried to destroy @flat forge by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@raw moss didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@long vine set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@solemn current fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @solemn current died.

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@flat forge started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @flat forge died.

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@urban sequoia woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @unkempt osprey found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @urban sequoia with bug spray. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@tranquil wyvern wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@tranquil wyvern hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@long vine tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@tight niche baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@unkempt osprey built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@hardy patio kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @hardy patio to death with an ice cream spoon. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@unkempt osprey accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tranquil wyvern has fallen, and they can't get up. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@long vine was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @long vine's special someone!

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@carmine cairn threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @tight niche would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@long vine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @solemn current

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 27, 2026, 12:39 AM

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tight niche Feb 27, 2026, 1:29 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 27, 2026, 1:30 AM

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glacial totem Feb 27, 2026, 1:30 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 27, 2026, 2:20 AM

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hardy patio Feb 27, 2026, 2:57 AM

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dim oyster Feb 27, 2026, 3:11 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @dim oyster, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @robust vapor, @hardy patio, and @livid shuttle
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There was a snake in @glacial totem's boot! @glacial totem died.

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@unkempt osprey breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @unkempt osprey died.

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@robust vapor tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @robust vapor died.

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@hardy patio tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@carmine cairn tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@dim oyster was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@livid shuttle played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@dim oyster went down @long vine's chimney to deliver presents, but @long vine's fireplace was still in use. @dim oyster died.

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@tight niche searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@hardy patio didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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While sitting on a bench together with @tight niche, @long vine leaned away and farted.

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@long vine tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @tight niche. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss threw @tight niche into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @dim oyster
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @robust vapor
100 points go to 9th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 27, 2026, 3:37 AM

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unkempt osprey Feb 27, 2026, 3:39 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 27, 2026, 3:42 AM

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thick steppe Feb 27, 2026, 3:49 AM

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hardy patio Feb 27, 2026, 3:54 AM

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thick sandal Feb 27, 2026, 3:54 AM

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idle sky Feb 27, 2026, 4:25 AM

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rigid relic Feb 27, 2026, 4:25 AM

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red kindle Feb 27, 2026, 4:27 AM

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inland spoke Feb 27, 2026, 4:29 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 27, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @thick steppe, @long vine, @red kindle, @thick sandal, @hardy patio, @rigid relic, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @idle sky, and @urban sequoia
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Playing with over 500 mods gave @thick steppe some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @thick steppe died.

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@livid shuttle placed chests all over the world except where @long vine was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @long vine died.

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@urban sequoia opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@thick sandal didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @thick sandal died.

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@rigid relic literally can't even. @rigid relic died.

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@red kindle discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@raw moss wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @abstract thunder on a spit. @abstract thunder died.

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@unkempt osprey was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @unkempt osprey suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@hardy patio tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @idle sky, but they were in broad daylight.

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@urban sequoia found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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A monkey dramatically raised @livid shuttle up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @livid shuttle off said cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@idle sky wished for the ability to fly. @raw moss granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @idle sky died.

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@hardy patio messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@urban sequoia's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @urban sequoia to notice them. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss hid an actuator in @inland spoke's lunch. Later that day, @inland spoke stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @inland spoke died.

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@hardy patio was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @hardy patio died.

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@unkempt osprey was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@unkempt osprey became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @unkempt osprey died.

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@carmine cairn trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@raw moss found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @carmine cairn, who silenced @raw moss by filling their hiding place with water. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Feb 27, 2026, 4:38 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 27, 2026, 4:38 AM

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robust kiln Feb 27, 2026, 4:38 AM

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raw moss Feb 27, 2026, 4:38 AM

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unkempt osprey Feb 27, 2026, 4:38 AM

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inland spoke Feb 27, 2026, 4:38 AM

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lean dew Feb 27, 2026, 4:38 AM

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red kindle Feb 27, 2026, 4:40 AM

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gray sky Feb 27, 2026, 4:40 AM

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hardy patio Feb 27, 2026, 4:40 AM

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long vine Feb 27, 2026, 4:40 AM

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brave shore Feb 27, 2026, 4:45 AM

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robust vapor Feb 27, 2026, 4:48 AM

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near mortar Feb 27, 2026, 5:05 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 27, 2026, 5:20 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @robust kiln, @long vine, @robust vapor, @red kindle, @lean dew, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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@robust vapor wanted to start a band, and recruited @static trout as their keyboard player. @static trout showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@red kindle confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@lean dew's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Gold Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Ice Bow's string broke, and their Ruby Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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The Demolitionist told @static trout that it was a good day to die. @static trout thought so too. @static trout died.

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@robust vapor drank sand for 10 hours. @robust vapor died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @near mortar. Queen Bee died.

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@lean dew and @hardy patio played catch with a Paladin. @lean dew accidentally fumbled a catch. @lean dew died.

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@robust kiln made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @gray sky walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@gray sky found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @gray sky died.

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@inland spoke tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@long vine drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@urban sequoia and @unkempt osprey attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@carmine cairn used their Chlorophyte Claymore to lop off @near mortar's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @carmine cairn invented golf. @near mortar died.

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@hardy patio read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@robust kiln tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @robust kiln died.

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@hardy patio got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @hardy patio, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @hardy patio died.

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After eating supper together, @long vine betrayed @urban sequoia in exchange for 30 silver coins. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@unkempt osprey stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @unkempt osprey died.

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@red kindle fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @inland spoke. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@long vine tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @long vine died.

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@brave shore made some scary noises in the dark. @raw moss sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn opened the front door and saw @raw moss trying to murder the Guide. @carmine cairn slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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Out of boredom, @raw moss used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@carmine cairn tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss found themselves falling from a considerable height. @carmine cairn landed in a pool of water. @raw moss did not. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @robust kiln

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

robust kiln Feb 27, 2026, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 5:39 AM

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@robust kiln, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 27, 2026, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 5:39 AM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 27, 2026, 5:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 5:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unkempt osprey Feb 27, 2026, 5:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 5:41 AM

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hardy patio Feb 27, 2026, 5:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 5:49 AM

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 27, 2026, 5:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 5:55 AM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Feb 27, 2026, 5:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 5:55 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 27, 2026, 5:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 5:57 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

warped jacinth Feb 27, 2026, 6:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 6:10 AM

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@warped jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 27, 2026, 6:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 6:18 AM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Feb 27, 2026, 6:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 6:26 AM

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@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 27, 2026, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 27, 2026, 6:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @thick steppe, @robust kiln, @long vine, @red kindle, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hardy patio refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@thick steppe joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@unkempt osprey started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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The moon hit @long vine's eye like a big pizza pie. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@raw moss drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@thick steppe asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @inland spoke, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @thick steppe to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @thick steppe died.

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@red kindle shot @unkempt osprey in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @unkempt osprey died.

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@urban sequoia paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@brave shore threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @brave shore unlocked the power of flight!

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@hardy patio climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @inland spoke and @urban sequoia.

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@robust kiln lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@raw moss faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@brave shore stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @brave shore blinked first.

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@livid shuttle was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @livid shuttle dried.

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@warped jacinth had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@carmine cairn tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@red kindle tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@hardy patio began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@urban sequoia was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @urban sequoia into the freezing cold water. @urban sequoia died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @livid shuttle found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @livid shuttle was trapped for all eternity. @livid shuttle died.