#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 149

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 7:35 PM

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@urban sequoia loves @cold cipher to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @urban sequoia died.

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@cold cipher thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @cold cipher died.

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@carmine cairn saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@glacial totem launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@shy crest made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@inland spoke built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@tight niche wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@raw moss used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@glacial totem huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @inland spoke also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@shy crest successfully snuck into @tranquil wyvern's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @shy crest died.

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@carmine cairn wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@tight niche tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Rich Mahogany Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@tranquil wyvern tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@inland spoke stole @raw moss's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @raw moss was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@raw moss summoned the Old One's Army while @inland spoke was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche yelled, "Duck!" @glacial totem excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @carmine cairn.

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@raw moss began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@raw moss was buried under an avalanche that @carmine cairn had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 8th place: @cold cipher
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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shy crest Feb 25, 2026, 7:38 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 25, 2026, 7:40 PM

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mighty coyote Feb 25, 2026, 7:42 PM

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static trout Feb 25, 2026, 7:49 PM

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exotic saddle Feb 25, 2026, 7:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 7:53 PM

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red kindle Feb 25, 2026, 7:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 25, 2026, 7:58 PM

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inland spoke Feb 25, 2026, 8:12 PM

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errant vine Feb 25, 2026, 8:13 PM

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sterile sable Feb 25, 2026, 8:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 8:24 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 25, 2026, 8:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 8:24 PM

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tight niche Feb 25, 2026, 8:28 PM

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sturdy bluff Feb 25, 2026, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 8:30 PM

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 8:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @sturdy bluff, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @exotic saddle, @errant vine, @limpid glacier, @sterile sable, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@shy crest argued with @mighty coyote about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@exotic saddle drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@static trout encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @static trout died.

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@limpid glacier and @inland spoke fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @limpid glacier won by breaking @inland spoke's spine. @inland spoke died.

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@mighty coyote followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @mighty coyote died.

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@red kindle stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @red kindle died.

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@sterile sable suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@errant vine built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@carmine cairn invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to use forbidden magic to erase @sturdy bluff from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @sturdy bluff die, so nothing actually happened.

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@exotic saddle brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @exotic saddle died.

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@sturdy bluff tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @errant vine's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@sterile sable drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tranquil wyvern combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@raw moss asked @tight niche to give them a hand, so @tight niche chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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A mysterious stranger gave @limpid glacier a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @shy crest with it. However, @limpid glacier clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @limpid glacier died.

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@urban sequoia started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @urban sequoia died.

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@errant vine found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @sturdy bluff to death. @sturdy bluff died.

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@sterile sable was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @sterile sable let them be.

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@tranquil wyvern called @errant vine a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@shy crest obscured @carmine cairn's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @carmine cairn escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@sterile sable built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@tight niche rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@raw moss found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Blood Butcherer to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @tranquil wyvern's heart and brain. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@shy crest tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @shy crest died.

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@raw moss was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@carmine cairn confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@sterile sable realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @sterile sable died.

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@tight niche walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @carmine cairn, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @sterile sable
150 points go to 5th place: @shy crest
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @sturdy bluff
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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limpid glacier Feb 25, 2026, 8:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 8:39 PM

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shy crest Feb 25, 2026, 8:40 PM

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proud lava Feb 25, 2026, 8:46 PM

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sterile sable Feb 25, 2026, 9:04 PM

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static trout Feb 25, 2026, 9:07 PM

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wet merlin Feb 25, 2026, 9:09 PM

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 9:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:18 PM

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hardy patio Feb 25, 2026, 9:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:18 PM

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glacial totem Feb 25, 2026, 9:25 PM

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idle sky Feb 25, 2026, 9:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:26 PM

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errant vine Feb 25, 2026, 9:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:27 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 25, 2026, 9:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:27 PM

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fresh trout Feb 25, 2026, 9:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:28 PM

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sterile sable Feb 25, 2026, 9:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:28 PM

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@sterile sable, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 25, 2026, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @proud lava, @fresh trout, @errant vine, @hardy patio, @limpid glacier, @sterile sable, @shy crest, @idle sky, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@glacial totem tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @glacial totem died.

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@hardy patio recruited @static trout as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@wet merlin splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @raw moss observed disapprovingly.

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@static trout trash talked @errant vine, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @static trout suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @static trout died.

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@proud lava brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @proud lava died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @shy crest's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@fresh trout began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@sterile sable received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@limpid glacier fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @limpid glacier died.

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@tight niche did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@wet merlin died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @wet merlin died.

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@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@tight niche and @sterile sable played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@fresh trout adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @idle sky wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @fresh trout all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@errant vine obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@carmine cairn found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@idle sky was ordered by @raw moss to sing a song or be killed. @idle sky tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @idle sky died.

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@sterile sable tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@carmine cairn asked for @shy crest's autograph. At first, @shy crest was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@tight niche accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@errant vine couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@fresh trout thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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A zombie snuck up on @shy crest and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @shy crest died.

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@sterile sable developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@fresh trout was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@carmine cairn and @errant vine were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@sterile sable invited @hardy patio to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @sterile sable was mauled by wolves. @sterile sable died.

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@errant vine got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

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@hardy patio cut through @fresh trout with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @fresh trout died.

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@hardy patio claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@tight niche made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@raw moss tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@hardy patio ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @hardy patio said "thanks, you too." @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn stole @raw moss's lemons. @raw moss got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@carmine cairn managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@tight niche got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@carmine cairn used their embezzled funds to shred through @tight niche with a Coin Gun. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @raw moss die

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@carmine cairn used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@raw moss hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@carmine cairn cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@carmine cairn found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 8th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 9th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 9:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:41 PM

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shy crest Feb 25, 2026, 9:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:42 PM

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glacial totem Feb 25, 2026, 9:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:45 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 25, 2026, 9:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:51 PM

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long vine Feb 25, 2026, 9:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:52 PM

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grand dagger Feb 25, 2026, 9:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:58 PM

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mighty coyote Feb 25, 2026, 10:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:10 PM

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brave shore Feb 25, 2026, 10:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:11 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 25, 2026, 10:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:15 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 25, 2026, 10:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 25, 2026, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle sky Feb 25, 2026, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@idle sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @grand dagger, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @shy crest, and @idle sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tranquil wyvern is still slurping that noodle.

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@glacial totem became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @glacial totem died.

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@limpid glacier watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@tight niche's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@grand dagger learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @grand dagger died.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@shy crest was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @shy crest dried.

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@mighty coyote used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @raw moss tested this theory on @mighty coyote, who bounced, and ended up being right. @mighty coyote died.

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@long vine did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @shy crest, who happened to be passing by.

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@idle sky spiced up @limpid glacier's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @limpid glacier died.

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@brave shore disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@brave shore tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @carmine cairn in disguise. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tight niche found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@idle sky climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@shy crest burst with happiness, quite literally. @shy crest died.

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@raw moss performed an interpretive dance for @tranquil wyvern and @long vine as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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After opening a present, @long vine discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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After partying all night, @tranquil wyvern was shot by @idle sky in a swimming pool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@idle sky dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @idle sky died.

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@tight niche thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @tight niche died.

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@long vine accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @long vine died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @raw moss was the chicken. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @mighty coyote

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@wind flicker was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @wind flicker died.

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@hardy patio made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @grand dagger. @grand dagger died.

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@turbid skiff went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@mighty coyote was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@mighty coyote turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @mighty coyote died.

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@arctic temple was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @arctic temple died.

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@idle pike tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@raw moss shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@hardy patio trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@turbid skiff wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @turbid skiff farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @turbid skiff died.

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@hardy patio tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @hardy patio then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @hardy patio died.

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@idle pike's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @idle pike died.

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@long vine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @long vine died.

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@raw moss accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @raw moss died. @raw moss died. @raw moss died. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 9th place: @grand dagger
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @cold cipher, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @exotic saddle, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @sterile sable, @shy crest, and @idle pike
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@long vine activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@mighty coyote began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@sterile sable spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@tight niche planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@wind flicker ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @wind flicker's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @wind flicker died.

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@exotic saddle opportunistically attacked @mighty coyote with a Stylish Scissors while their cell phone was ringing. @mighty coyote died.

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@raw moss used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @raw moss then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@exotic saddle took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @exotic saddle died.

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@cold cipher summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@flat forge got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@livid shuttle built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @livid shuttle died.

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@sterile sable forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @sterile sable died.

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@long vine caused @cold cipher to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@shy crest discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @shy crest died.

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While playing at the beach, @glacial totem buried @tight niche in the sand. It took @tight niche several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@carmine cairn had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@cold cipher shot @raw moss with a Water Gun. @raw moss shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@cold cipher used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @cold cipher died.

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@glacial totem killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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Poor @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn keeps getting pinged over and over again. @carmine cairn is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn.

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@idle pike tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@long vine started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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After years of research, @glacial totem found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @glacial totem died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @idle pike tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @idle pike died.

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@tight niche gave @raw moss a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @raw moss gave @tight niche a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Xenopopper.

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@long vine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @long vine died.

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@raw moss bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @raw moss was blown to smithereens. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @cold cipher
100 points go to 8th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 9th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@hardy patio was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@solemn current programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @solemn current died.

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@shy crest headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@grand dagger flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @grand dagger died.

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@flat forge breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @flat forge died.

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@sterile sable was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @sterile sable died.

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@long vine damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@raw moss went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@shy crest tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @shy crest died.

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@arctic temple tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @arctic temple's mind right in front of their face. @arctic temple died.

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@raw moss was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@long vine tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@livid shuttle adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@near mortar took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @near mortar died.

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@livid shuttle hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@raw moss blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @raw moss's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@carmine cairn started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@hardy patio escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@long vine tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@hardy patio kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @hardy patio red. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@raw moss zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@carmine cairn found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@raw moss ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@raw moss reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 9th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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flat forge Feb 26, 2026, 3:07 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 26, 2026, 3:19 AM

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inland spoke Feb 26, 2026, 4:10 AM

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idle pike Feb 26, 2026, 4:28 AM

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@carmine cairn didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @carmine cairn died.

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@inland spoke got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @flat forge got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle and @amber tundra had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@long vine discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@red kindle fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@unkempt osprey constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @flat forge over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@hardy patio ran out of bullets while fighting @amber tundra, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @amber tundra died.

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@long vine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@raw moss was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@unkempt osprey mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@flat forge had a dirty mind. Then @long vine sprayed @flat forge's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @flat forge died.

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@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

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@hardy patio walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @hardy patio died.

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@idle pike tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@unkempt osprey watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@unkempt osprey was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @unkempt osprey died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @amber tundra
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

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@honest pine, @torpid axle, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @red kindle, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@torpid axle jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @torpid axle died.

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@urban sequoia started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @urban sequoia decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@livid shuttle and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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The moon hit @flat forge's eye like a big pizza pie. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @brave shore demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @livid shuttle by two. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @brave shore found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @brave shore died.

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@red kindle went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@red kindle was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @long vine's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @red kindle died.

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@unkempt osprey used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@urban sequoia brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@honest pine started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@inland spoke found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @inland spoke was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@unkempt osprey went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @unkempt osprey died.

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@urban sequoia ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke asked @honest pine if they "knew the way". @honest pine didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@honest pine made some scary noises in the dark. @inland spoke sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @honest pine died.

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@long vine started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@inland spoke was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss and @long vine were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @raw moss suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @long vine turned around to look. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @honest pine, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @red kindle, @modern plover, @flat forge, @stray hill, @potent talon, and @urban sequoia
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@wind flicker touched @inland spoke's gun without permission. @wind flicker died.

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@honest pine tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @honest pine died.

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@modern plover was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @modern plover died.

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@raw moss and @urban sequoia attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@flat forge, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@flat forge tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @flat forge died.

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@potent talon and @inland spoke had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@long vine found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@potent talon was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @potent talon died.

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@urban sequoia baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@unkempt osprey found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @stray hill to check it out. @stray hill decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@red kindle and @stray hill cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @stray hill, because @red kindle was wearing Frost armor.

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@urban sequoia’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@unkempt osprey stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @unkempt osprey died.

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@long vine climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @inland spoke and @urban sequoia.

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@stray hill modified @urban sequoia's Nightmare Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @urban sequoia was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @urban sequoia died.

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@stray hill started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @stray hill died.

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@raw moss invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@inland spoke tricked @red kindle into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @red kindle died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @long vine. @long vine died.

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@inland spoke went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @inland spoke's fault.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@inland spoke's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @inland spoke died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @inland spoke
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @stray hill
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 26, 2026, 6:38 AM

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red kindle Feb 26, 2026, 6:41 AM

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inland spoke Feb 26, 2026, 6:43 AM

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brave shore Feb 26, 2026, 6:43 AM

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signal sparrow Feb 26, 2026, 6:49 AM

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modern plover Feb 26, 2026, 6:51 AM

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amber ermine Feb 26, 2026, 6:59 AM

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proud lava Feb 26, 2026, 7:07 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@honest pine, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @signal sparrow, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @modern plover, @proud lava, @flat forge, @potent talon, @brave shore, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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@honest pine was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @honest pine's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @honest pine died.

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@signal sparrow challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @signal sparrow died.

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@amber ermine made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @amber ermine died.

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@wet merlin accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@red kindle was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@brave shore found @proud lava sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@inland spoke multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@modern plover became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @flat forge had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @modern plover's suffering. @modern plover died.

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@raw moss looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@tranquil wyvern and @potent talon got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@unkempt osprey tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@proud lava called @urban sequoia on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @proud lava died.

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@raw moss couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@flat forge always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @flat forge died.

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@potent talon saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @potent talon died.

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@unkempt osprey drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @wet merlin was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@inland spoke pumped @brave shore full of lead. No one was hurt, but @brave shore's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@urban sequoia blew @wet merlin to bits using an exploding bed. @wet merlin died.

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@unkempt osprey drew swords on the ground. @urban sequoia started stomping all over them. Furious, @unkempt osprey picked one up and stabbed @urban sequoia with it.. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote @red kindle's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@unkempt osprey and @tranquil wyvern started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @unkempt osprey took out their actual shotgun. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @brave shore decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@raw moss tried to attack @brave shore with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@unkempt osprey lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@inland spoke started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@inland spoke was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @inland spoke died.

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@unkempt osprey threatened @brave shore with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @brave shore informed @unkempt osprey as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @unkempt osprey died.

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@raw moss tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @raw moss is now bald.

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@brave shore snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unkempt osprey Feb 26, 2026, 7:39 AM

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raw moss Feb 26, 2026, 7:41 AM

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amber ermine Feb 26, 2026, 7:47 AM

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brave shore Feb 26, 2026, 7:49 AM

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flat forge Feb 26, 2026, 7:56 AM

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long vine Feb 26, 2026, 8:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 26, 2026, 8:04 AM

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inland spoke Feb 26, 2026, 8:10 AM

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arctic temple Feb 26, 2026, 8:11 AM

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red kindle Feb 26, 2026, 8:12 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 26, 2026, 8:13 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@honest pine, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @flat forge, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @arctic temple, and @urban sequoia
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@honest pine told @long vine that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @long vine took those words literally and peeled @honest pine. @honest pine died.

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@flat forge took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @unkempt osprey and @urban sequoia ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@tranquil wyvern put two forward slashes in front of @amber ermine and commented them out of existence. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore returned to their house, only to find that @red kindle had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@inland spoke claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@arctic temple released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @arctic temple, but it was very satisfying.

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@flat forge and @raw moss were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @flat forge, but left @raw moss alone because they smelled funny. @flat forge died.

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@abstract thunder thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @abstract thunder died.

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@unkempt osprey went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@brave shore was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@urban sequoia shot a sand block at @red kindle with a Sandgun, but @red kindle managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@inland spoke found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@livid shuttle and @long vine had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @raw moss sped up the process by stabbing @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @brave shore died.

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@arctic temple spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @arctic temple still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @arctic temple died.

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@urban sequoia forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@raw moss merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@red kindle found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@unkempt osprey tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @unkempt osprey died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @red kindle's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @red kindle died.

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@long vine was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @tranquil wyvern with its horns. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@inland spoke tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@inland spoke tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@gray sky gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @amber ermine, who was in the front row. @amber ermine died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @inland spoke wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@lyric carbon used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@flat forge found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @flat forge died.

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@hardy patio got tired of @gray sky constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @gray sky died.

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@urban sequoia used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @tranquil wyvern alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @urban sequoia died.

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@remote pumice overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@lyric carbon accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @lyric carbon died.

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@red kindle started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @red kindle died.

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@unkempt osprey tried to strike @hardy patio down, but @hardy patio instead became more powerful than @unkempt osprey could possibly imagine.

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@inland spoke headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @remote pumice had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@hardy patio was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @hardy patio died.

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@inland spoke gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @inland spoke died.

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@unkempt osprey picked a fight with a goose. @unkempt osprey died.

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@remote pumice was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @raw moss tried putting @remote pumice back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @remote pumice died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @lyric carbon
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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There are 11 players remaining.
@honest pine, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@proud lava asked @unkempt osprey to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @proud lava died.

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@flat forge practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @red kindle and @raw moss got their chainsaws ready.

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@flat forge sniped @urban sequoia with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @flat forge, it was opposite day. @flat forge died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @brave shore disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@inland spoke told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @honest pine and @urban sequoia.

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@brave shore heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@long vine faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@raw moss tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@livid shuttle pointed a wooden wand at @red kindle and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@brave shore forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @brave shore wasn't a Slime, @brave shore was endlessly beaten. @brave shore died.

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@honest pine ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @honest pine died.

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@urban sequoia summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @inland spoke gave up.

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@red kindle tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@unkempt osprey wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @unkempt osprey died.

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@long vine wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @red kindle killed them. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@inland spoke trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@livid shuttle was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@inland spoke spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Uzi. Obviously, this failed.

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@long vine promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@livid shuttle asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@long vine made up their own language and used it to threaten @raw moss, who simply scratched their head.

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@raw moss and @long vine were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @raw moss played solitaire. @long vine stood behind them and watched.

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@long vine gazed at clouds with @raw moss. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@raw moss verbally roasted @long vine so hard that they burst into flames. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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red kindle Feb 26, 2026, 10:46 AM

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covert summit Feb 26, 2026, 10:49 AM

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gray sky Feb 26, 2026, 10:51 AM

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long vine Feb 26, 2026, 10:55 AM

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unkempt osprey Feb 26, 2026, 11:02 AM

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@covert summit, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @exotic fable, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @flat forge, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
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@covert summit tried to save @raw moss's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @covert summit died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @covert summit died.

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@shy crest found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@raw moss unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @raw moss died.

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@exotic fable was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @exotic fable died.

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@red kindle played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@flat forge went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @flat forge died.

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@hardy patio was stalking @unkempt osprey's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @hardy patio died.

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@inland spoke crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @red kindle by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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While streaming a fitness game, @livid shuttle accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@unkempt osprey got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@tight niche performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@gray sky hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@urban sequoia found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @gray sky died.

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@shy crest thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @shy crest died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @red kindle was flattened by a road roller. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @urban sequoia died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @unkempt osprey would soon die a gruesome death. @unkempt osprey ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@livid shuttle tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@tight niche tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tight niche quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@inland spoke started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@long vine, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@inland spoke was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@long vine found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@livid shuttle found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@tranquil wyvern commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@tight niche spun around in a full circle and shot @tranquil wyvern with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@unkempt osprey consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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Rumors started spreading that @long vine was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @long vine.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tight niche wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@inland spoke built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@inland spoke was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @inland spoke died.

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@livid shuttle begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@unkempt osprey tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tight niche started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tight niche is still slurping that noodle.

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@long vine knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@long vine crafted @tight niche into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @tight niche died.

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@livid shuttle will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@long vine and @livid shuttle were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @long vine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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shy crest Feb 26, 2026, 11:44 AM

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inland spoke Feb 26, 2026, 11:56 AM

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red kindle Feb 26, 2026, 11:57 AM

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brave shore Feb 26, 2026, 12:01 PM

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dim gale Feb 26, 2026, 12:25 PM

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gray sky Feb 26, 2026, 12:30 PM

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tight niche Feb 26, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@dim gale, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
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@unkempt osprey drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tranquil wyvern mopped @unkempt osprey up with a tissue. @unkempt osprey died.

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@gray sky made fun of @dim gale for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @dim gale shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @red kindle appeared instead.

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@brave shore went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @brave shore's canvas.

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@brave shore went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @brave shore died.

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@shy crest thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@dim gale smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@shy crest skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @shy crest died.

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@red kindle got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@red kindle thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @urban sequoia's skull. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke tried to kill @tight niche with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@inland spoke brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine recruited @dim gale as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@dim gale was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @long vine were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@tight niche asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to throw a Obsidian Swordfish at @tight niche before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@tight niche tried to stab @long vine, but @long vine's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Feb 26, 2026, 12:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 12:39 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 26, 2026, 12:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 12:53 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 26, 2026, 12:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 12:56 PM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

manic dome Feb 26, 2026, 12:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 12:58 PM

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@manic dome, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

shy crest Feb 26, 2026, 1:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 1:01 PM

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@shy crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 26, 2026, 1:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 1:06 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Feb 26, 2026, 1:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 1:16 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 26, 2026, 1:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 1:22 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 26, 2026, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 1:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vagrant storm Feb 26, 2026, 1:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 26, 2026, 1:29 PM

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @manic dome, @tight niche, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, and @shy crest
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@manic dome was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @manic dome's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @manic dome died.

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@red kindle was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tranquil wyvern stopped them in time.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@shy crest started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@vagrant storm got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@long vine accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @long vine, go jump off that cliff. @long vine died.

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@red kindle tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@carmine cairn tried to shoot an apple off of @amber ermine's head. @carmine cairn's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @tight niche had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@red kindle's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche and @gray sky played hot potato with a grenade. @gray sky forgot to pass it on. @gray sky died.

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@shy crest returned to their house, only to find that @vagrant storm had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@shy crest was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @shy crest barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @shy crest died.

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After an intense fight, @carmine cairn was beaten by @vagrant storm in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @vagrant storm told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@tranquil wyvern was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tight niche's minecart. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@vagrant storm and @tight niche were having a nice picnic on the beach when @carmine cairn stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@vagrant storm tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @vagrant storm was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @vagrant storm died.

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@tight niche dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".