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tight niche Feb 25, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @grand dagger, @cold cipher, @calm wind, @long vine, @red kindle, @flat forge, @oak lodge, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@long vine flossed their teeth with @cold cipher's shoelaces.

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@glacial totem started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @urban sequoia and @oak lodge.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @inland spoke was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@glacial totem was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @glacial totem died.

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@grand dagger broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@red kindle drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@carmine cairn greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@warped jacinth and @calm wind spotted a Razorblade Typhoon on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@calm wind recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@flat forge tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@long vine used the power of Flex Tape to stick @inland spoke in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @inland spoke's suffering to a swift end. @inland spoke died.

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@warped jacinth preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@grand dagger hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @grand dagger died.

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After an intense fight, @raw moss was beaten by @oak lodge in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @oak lodge told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@urban sequoia obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @urban sequoia never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@tight niche angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@urban sequoia invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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Hey @cold cipher, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @cold cipher died.

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@calm wind tickled @flat forge from behind while they were busy sharpening their Muramasa. @calm wind died.

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@raw moss shot @red kindle in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @red kindle died.

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@warped jacinth was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@long vine opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@raw moss didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @flat forge's. @flat forge died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @warped jacinth randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@oak lodge finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @oak lodge died.

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@urban sequoia tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@warped jacinth triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @warped jacinth died.

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@urban sequoia was eaten by a tree. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tight niche marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@tight niche wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@long vine joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@raw moss brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@long vine watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@raw moss tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@tight niche, @long vine, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@tight niche covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@raw moss tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@long vine and @tight niche had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@tight niche threw a snowball at @raw moss. To counter this, @raw moss threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss compressed @long vine until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @calm wind
100 points go to 10th place: @cold cipher

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grand dagger Feb 25, 2026, 2:44 AM

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flat forge Feb 25, 2026, 2:49 AM

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long vine Feb 25, 2026, 3:02 AM

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exotic saddle Feb 25, 2026, 3:02 AM

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oak lodge Feb 25, 2026, 3:05 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 25, 2026, 3:21 AM

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 3:28 AM

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inland spoke Feb 25, 2026, 3:28 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 25, 2026, 3:29 AM

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idle pike Feb 25, 2026, 3:29 AM

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red kindle Feb 25, 2026, 3:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @grand dagger, @long vine, @red kindle, @exotic saddle, @flat forge, @oak lodge, @idle pike, and @urban sequoia
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@red kindle tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@oak lodge felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@grand dagger had a terrible night. @grand dagger died.

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@exotic saddle spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @exotic saddle died.

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@flat forge tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @flat forge died.

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@oak lodge thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @oak lodge died.

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@inland spoke purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@inland spoke tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@red kindle drank a Molotov Cocktail. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@urban sequoia started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @long vine's entire body.

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@inland spoke started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@inland spoke tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @carmine cairn died.

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@idle pike wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@raw moss wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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The Demolitionist told @idle pike that it was a good day to die. @idle pike thought so too. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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red kindle Feb 25, 2026, 3:39 AM

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inland spoke Feb 25, 2026, 3:39 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 25, 2026, 3:39 AM

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 3:44 AM

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glass vine Feb 25, 2026, 3:50 AM

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static trout Feb 25, 2026, 3:50 AM

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boreal plover Feb 25, 2026, 4:02 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 25, 2026, 4:10 AM

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arctic temple Feb 25, 2026, 4:22 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 25, 2026, 4:28 AM

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idle pike Feb 25, 2026, 4:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @boreal plover, @static trout, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @red kindle, @glass vine, @abstract thunder, @arctic temple, @idle pike, and @urban sequoia
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@boreal plover got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @boreal plover died.

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@static trout wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @static trout turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @static trout died.

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@raw moss built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@idle pike developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@arctic temple eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@inland spoke recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @inland spoke concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@long vine was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@glass vine found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@abstract thunder invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@carmine cairn hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@inland spoke transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @inland spoke died.

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@idle pike told @urban sequoia a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@red kindle discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @red kindle died.

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@glass vine's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @glass vine! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@raw moss walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@arctic temple poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@glass vine smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @glass vine died.

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@idle pike trapped @urban sequoia in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @urban sequoia managed to escape regardless.

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@abstract thunder fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @abstract thunder died.

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@arctic temple used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @arctic temple died.

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@urban sequoia accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @raw moss died.

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@idle pike was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 4:37 AM

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long vine Feb 25, 2026, 4:37 AM

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brave shore Feb 25, 2026, 4:49 AM

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honest pine Feb 25, 2026, 5:00 AM

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static trout Feb 25, 2026, 5:03 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 25, 2026, 5:24 AM

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near mortar Feb 25, 2026, 5:26 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 25, 2026, 5:30 AM

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idle pike Feb 25, 2026, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 5:30 AM

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glacial totem Feb 25, 2026, 5:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @honest pine, @static trout, @raw moss, @long vine, @brave shore, @idle pike, @near mortar, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem offered to add a gold trim to @idle pike's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@carmine cairn got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @carmine cairn died.

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A strange device attached itself to @static trout's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @static trout died.

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@raw moss and @near mortar engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @near mortar blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @near mortar died.

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@honest pine sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @honest pine died.

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@warped jacinth landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @warped jacinth accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @warped jacinth died.

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@raw moss carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @raw moss died.

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@idle pike wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@brave shore threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @brave shore unlocked the power of flight!

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@long vine accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@long vine stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@idle pike made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@glacial totem saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@brave shore found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @idle pike, who was out swimming that day. @idle pike died.

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@glacial totem went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine bought a Gatligator and fired it at @brave shore for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @long vine furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@long vine tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @long vine's mouth.

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@brave shore tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 5:39 AM

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glacial totem Feb 25, 2026, 5:40 AM

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long vine Feb 25, 2026, 5:45 AM

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honest pine Feb 25, 2026, 5:50 AM

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arctic temple Feb 25, 2026, 5:54 AM

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brave shore Feb 25, 2026, 5:54 AM

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wind flicker Feb 25, 2026, 6:14 AM

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orchid scaffold Feb 25, 2026, 6:22 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 25, 2026, 6:29 AM

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honest pine Feb 25, 2026, 6:46 AM

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arctic temple Feb 25, 2026, 7:14 AM

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unkempt osprey Feb 25, 2026, 7:29 AM

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foggy coral Feb 25, 2026, 7:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @honest pine, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @arctic temple, @foggy coral, and @warped jacinth
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@foggy coral had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@glacial totem searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@wind flicker found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @wind flicker died.

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@unkempt osprey asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@glacial totem was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @glacial totem died.

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@orchid scaffold tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @orchid scaffold died.

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@livid shuttle had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @livid shuttle's skull. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@arctic temple traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @arctic temple died.

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@warped jacinth woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @raw moss found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @warped jacinth with bug spray. @warped jacinth died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @foggy coral's. @foggy coral died.

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@brave shore created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@long vine stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@raw moss built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@brave shore failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@unkempt osprey dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@long vine tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@honest pine started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @brave shore thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@long vine tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@unkempt osprey briefly considered proposing marriage to @raw moss, but married a bee instead.

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@honest pine found a hill and started to roll down it. @honest pine was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @honest pine died.

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@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@brave shore got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@unkempt osprey's skeleton decided that @unkempt osprey wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @unkempt osprey died.

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@raw moss was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @long vine. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @raw moss died.

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@brave shore wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 6th place: @foggy coral
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @orchid scaffold

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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arctic temple Feb 25, 2026, 7:39 AM

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steel sentinel Feb 25, 2026, 7:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 25, 2026, 7:43 AM

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 7:44 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 25, 2026, 7:44 AM

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long vine Feb 25, 2026, 7:48 AM

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inland spoke Feb 25, 2026, 7:51 AM

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honest pine Feb 25, 2026, 8:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 8:02 AM

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red kindle Feb 25, 2026, 8:04 AM

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glass vine Feb 25, 2026, 8:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 8:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@honest pine, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @glass vine, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@honest pine was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @honest pine died.

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@tranquil wyvern paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Iron Broadsword.

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@steel sentinel fed @raw moss several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@glass vine and @livid shuttle found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@long vine attacked @inland spoke with a Legendary Zenith, but @inland spoke's pen was mightier. @long vine died.

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@red kindle got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@arctic temple looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@steel sentinel dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @steel sentinel is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@glass vine blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @glass vine died.

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@livid shuttle stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @livid shuttle died.

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@arctic temple somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @arctic temple's chests for the rest of its life.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@urban sequoia hid from @red kindle after @tranquil wyvern exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@arctic temple tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @arctic temple died.

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@inland spoke and @steel sentinel farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@tranquil wyvern shot @red kindle to death with a finger gun. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @urban sequoia's potions with Red Potions. @urban sequoia died.

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@steel sentinel found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @steel sentinel pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel teleported behind @inland spoke using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Staff of Earth.

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@raw moss got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 25, 2026, 8:38 AM

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amber ermine Feb 25, 2026, 8:39 AM

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red kindle Feb 25, 2026, 8:43 AM

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 8:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 8:45 AM

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inland spoke Feb 25, 2026, 8:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 8:46 AM

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vague sequoia Feb 25, 2026, 8:48 AM

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near mortar Feb 25, 2026, 8:52 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 25, 2026, 9:05 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 25, 2026, 9:14 AM

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vagrant storm Feb 25, 2026, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:29 AM

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tawny wharf Feb 25, 2026, 9:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tawny wharf, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vague sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@inland spoke wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@amber ermine wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@long vine ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @livid shuttle died.

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@vague sequoia tried hacking into @near mortar's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @near mortar's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@near mortar flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @near mortar's face off with its bare hands. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @raw moss started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@red kindle summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @red kindle died.

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@vague sequoia tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @vague sequoia died.

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@inland spoke dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @urban sequoia, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @tawny wharf, @vagrant storm, and @inland spoke. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss found some soup in their fly.

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@tawny wharf knocked furiously on @vagrant storm's door while holding an axe. @vagrant storm shouted, "Who's there?"

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@vagrant storm comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@tawny wharf started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@vagrant storm got burninated by Tim. @vagrant storm died.

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@tawny wharf couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@raw moss got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tawny wharf!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tawny wharf
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @vague sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glass vine Feb 25, 2026, 9:43 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 25, 2026, 9:43 AM

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vague sequoia Feb 25, 2026, 9:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:50 AM

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amber ermine Feb 25, 2026, 9:53 AM

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 9:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:54 AM

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flat forge Feb 25, 2026, 9:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 9:57 AM

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lime creek Feb 25, 2026, 10:02 AM

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thick steppe Feb 25, 2026, 10:03 AM

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waxen marlin Feb 25, 2026, 10:08 AM

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unkempt osprey Feb 25, 2026, 10:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:14 AM

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umbral cipher Feb 25, 2026, 10:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:21 AM

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red kindle Feb 25, 2026, 10:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:23 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 25, 2026, 10:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:23 AM

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long vine Feb 25, 2026, 10:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 10:23 AM

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inland spoke Feb 25, 2026, 10:24 AM

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vagrant storm Feb 25, 2026, 10:30 AM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@inland spoke, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @thick steppe, @vague sequoia, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @umbral cipher, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @glass vine, @flat forge, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@amber ermine decisively vanquished @thick steppe through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern told @red kindle that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @red kindle vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@umbral cipher finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@vague sequoia accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @vague sequoia died.

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@long vine saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @long vine died.

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@waxen marlin found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@unkempt osprey managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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Thanks to @amber ermine's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @livid shuttle's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @amber ermine died.

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@vagrant storm started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@inland spoke tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @glass vine and @urban sequoia, who did not approve of gambling.

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@waxen marlin was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@glass vine's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @glass vine died.

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@lime creek placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Harpoon.

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@flat forge was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @flat forge died.

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@waxen marlin climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @waxen marlin died.

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@raw moss learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@tranquil wyvern started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@umbral cipher found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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The Nurse told @umbral cipher they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @umbral cipher died.

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@inland spoke wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@lime creek tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @lime creek died.

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No one told @red kindle that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @unkempt osprey, who silenced @livid shuttle by filling their hiding place with water. @livid shuttle died.

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@unkempt osprey saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@vagrant storm constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@inland spoke drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@raw moss sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@vagrant storm likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @vagrant storm probably liked trains a bit too much. @vagrant storm died.

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@inland spoke felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @inland spoke died.

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@unkempt osprey tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @unkempt osprey died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @unkempt osprey
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @umbral cipher

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@raw moss dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @raw moss died.

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@livid shuttle learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@flat forge heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @inland spoke, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@lime creek was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @lime creek lived.

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@red kindle tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@brave shore got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@amber ermine hadn't seen @tranquil wyvern in a long time, and missed them. @tranquil wyvern aimed a Sniper Rifle at @amber ermine from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @amber ermine died.

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@urban sequoia started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@flat forge lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@red kindle's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@brave shore tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @unkempt osprey's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@long vine promised @lime creek that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @lime creek died.

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@long vine dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @urban sequoia fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @red kindle. @red kindle died.

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@unkempt osprey died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @unkempt osprey was revived.

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@inland spoke started riding a Unicorn. @tranquil wyvern chased @inland spoke while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@unkempt osprey saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@long vine patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @urban sequoia in disguise.

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@urban sequoia played rock-paper-scissors with @tranquil wyvern. @urban sequoia played paper. @tranquil wyvern played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @urban sequoia was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @long vine ended up completely fine.

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@tranquil wyvern used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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After eating supper together, @inland spoke betrayed @unkempt osprey in exchange for 30 silver coins. @unkempt osprey died.

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@tranquil wyvern fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@inland spoke was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @inland spoke died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @inland spoke
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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@red kindle wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@flat forge realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @long vine took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@livid shuttle put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@limpid glacier ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@edgy niche modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@urban sequoia slammed @limpid glacier into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @limpid glacier died.

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@inland spoke almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@red kindle fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern's face was scorched off after @urban sequoia took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@urban sequoia uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @edgy niche begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@edgy niche spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@edgy niche’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@edgy niche went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@edgy niche summoned a solar eclipse while @inland spoke was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @edgy niche died.

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@brave shore flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @long vine when the world was flipped.

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@inland spoke accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @long vine was watching. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine lured @brave shore into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @brave shore's dust allergy! @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @edgy niche
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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@amber ermine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky literally gaslighted @flat forge by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern warned @long vine not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @long vine trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@shy crest walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@edgy niche "borrowed" @brave shore's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @brave shore's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @edgy niche could return it.

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@gray sky forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@red kindle picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@livid shuttle started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@brave shore had a sleepover with @red kindle, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@edgy niche took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @long vine's Rod of Discord.

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While @abstract thunder looked inside a Corruption chasm, @tranquil wyvern pranked them by pushing them inside. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@brave shore got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @brave shore died.

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@livid shuttle painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@shy crest tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @shy crest died.

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@edgy niche went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @edgy niche died.

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@tranquil wyvern talked with @urban sequoia about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@red kindle iwwegawy owoed to @long vine and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @red kindle died.

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@livid shuttle and @tranquil wyvern set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@long vine found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@urban sequoia thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @livid shuttle's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@inland spoke mistook @long vine's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @inland spoke died.

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@livid shuttle used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 9th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @polar prairie, @tranquil wyvern, @woeful wind, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @flat forge, @waxen marlin, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
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@polar prairie's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @polar prairie died.

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@amber ermine held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@red kindle finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@gray sky tried to kill @mighty coyote with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@waxen marlin declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @waxen marlin's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@flat forge found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@tranquil wyvern was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@shy crest ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @shy crest, @mighty coyote broke their fall with their own body. @mighty coyote died.

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@urban sequoia tried to steal @woeful wind's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@amber ermine tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @amber ermine died.

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@flat forge didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tranquil wyvern quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@livid shuttle descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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While examining a strange emblem, @waxen marlin accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @waxen marlin died.

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@gray sky accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@inland spoke took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@urban sequoia was furious at @red kindle for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @urban sequoia's special someone!

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@shy crest decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @shy crest died.

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@woeful wind emerged from a tree stump and scolded @inland spoke for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @inland spoke was still holding an axe. @woeful wind died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@red kindle woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn donned a Martian costume and chased @urban sequoia in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @urban sequoia died.

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The Wizard showed @livid shuttle their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @tight niche flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tight niche accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @tight niche.

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@inland spoke heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @inland spoke stopped because their voice became horse.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@livid shuttle had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@carmine cairn put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@tranquil wyvern was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @livid shuttle died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @carmine cairn was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @tight niche some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @tight niche died.

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@inland spoke was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @inland spoke died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @inland spoke
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @woeful wind
100 points go to 9th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @torpid axle, @inland spoke, @long vine, @red kindle, @latent minnow, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
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@inland spoke overwhelmed @latent minnow with a storm of flying bananas. @latent minnow died.

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@torpid axle thought that @waxen marlin was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@carmine cairn spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@red kindle managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@urban sequoia and @tight niche played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@long vine ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @waxen marlin before they could say "Zoinks!" @waxen marlin died.

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@urban sequoia did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @livid shuttle, who happened to be watching. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @red kindle responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@shy crest stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @shy crest died.

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@inland spoke dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tight niche diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@red kindle got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @red kindle died.

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@torpid axle tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @urban sequoia's head instead. @urban sequoia died.

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@torpid axle defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @torpid axle died.

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@inland spoke crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@tight niche trapped @carmine cairn in a maze, but while they were taunting @carmine cairn, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@long vine found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@inland spoke's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@carmine cairn added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@long vine wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@carmine cairn got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@long vine was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@carmine cairn managed to kill @tight niche by doing absolutely nothing. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @torpid axle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dim gale, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @calm wind, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @oak temple, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
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@carmine cairn thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@urban sequoia invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@oak temple used their Ebonwood Sword to lop off @long vine's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @oak temple invented golf. @long vine died.

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@dim gale relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@shy crest spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@waxen marlin flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@oak temple had the high ground, but @tight niche just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @oak temple toppling to their doom. @oak temple died.

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@waxen marlin tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @waxen marlin died.

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Out of boredom, @calm wind used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@livid shuttle was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@dim gale started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @dim gale died.

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@calm wind made some Synonym Rolls for @urban sequoia and @tight niche. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@tranquil wyvern used an Inferno Fork to eat. @shy crest thought they didn't notice, but @tranquil wyvern just really likes spicy food.

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@inland spoke pulled out their Chlorophyte Saber and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @inland spoke pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@livid shuttle started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@red kindle started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@calm wind was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @calm wind died.

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@urban sequoia started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@red kindle fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@tight niche and @livid shuttle had a very merry unbirthday party together. @shy crest found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@shy crest was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @shy crest died.

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@carmine cairn went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@livid shuttle was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @urban sequoia in half. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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Congratulations, @tranquil wyvern! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@inland spoke embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @inland spoke tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche decided to play catch with a Brand of the Inferno. @carmine cairn missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 9th place: @calm wind
100 points go to 10th place: @dim gale

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mighty coyote Feb 25, 2026, 4:55 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @trail pollen, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @livid shuttle, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
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@tranquil wyvern's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tranquil wyvern sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@red kindle pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @inland spoke.

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While riding on minecart rails, @trail pollen accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @trail pollen died.

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@upbeat fern was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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The sun burnt @carmine cairn into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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A witch prophesized that @tight niche would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@mighty coyote started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @mighty coyote died.

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@urban sequoia told @livid shuttle to bite the dust. In response, @livid shuttle took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@errant vine tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@carmine cairn ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@errant vine rescued @upbeat fern from drowning, but in reverse. @upbeat fern died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @red kindle, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @red kindle was too boring.

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@urban sequoia looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@tranquil wyvern sharpened @livid shuttle's face at a Sharpening Station. @livid shuttle became the sharpest tool in the shed. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @tight niche died.

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@shy crest invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@tranquil wyvern found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@red kindle decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@carmine cairn invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @red kindle saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @inland spoke stabbed them in the back. @red kindle died.

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@shy crest took aim at @errant vine from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@inland spoke was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@errant vine performed surgery on a grape.

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@carmine cairn complained to @shy crest that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@urban sequoia dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@errant vine followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@shy crest kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @urban sequoia had had enough, so they scooped @shy crest to death with an ice cream spoon. @shy crest died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @tranquil wyvern up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @tranquil wyvern off said cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@inland spoke started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @inland spoke - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @inland spoke then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@urban sequoia sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @urban sequoia was caught in the crossfire. @urban sequoia died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @inland spoke. Queen Bee died.

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@inland spoke used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @inland spoke didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @inland spoke died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @inland spoke
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @shy crest
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat fern

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raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 5:43 PM

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shy crest Feb 25, 2026, 5:50 PM

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limpid glacier Feb 25, 2026, 5:51 PM

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red kindle Feb 25, 2026, 6:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:16 PM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upbeat fern Feb 25, 2026, 6:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:17 PM

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@upbeat fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 25, 2026, 6:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:21 PM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deft ocean Feb 25, 2026, 6:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:21 PM

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@deft ocean, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 25, 2026, 6:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 25, 2026, 6:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @deft ocean, @limpid glacier, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@deft ocean started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @deft ocean died.

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@urban sequoia tried to stab @limpid glacier, but @limpid glacier's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @limpid glacier died.

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@inland spoke snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@shy crest put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @shy crest died.

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@tranquil wyvern cornered @tight niche at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tight niche started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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While exploring a swamp, @upbeat fern caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@upbeat fern was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @upbeat fern died.

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@inland spoke stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @inland spoke blinked first.

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@inland spoke decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@tranquil wyvern kept talking, but stopped after @tight niche held up their hand. @tight niche demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@raw moss found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@carmine cairn crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tight niche laughed at them, not knowing that @carmine cairn was just a completionist.

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@tranquil wyvern made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @upbeat fern
100 points go to 9th place: @shy crest
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

inland spoke Feb 25, 2026, 6:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:38 PM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

shy crest Feb 25, 2026, 6:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:39 PM

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@shy crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upbeat fern Feb 25, 2026, 6:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:39 PM

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@upbeat fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 25, 2026, 6:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 25, 2026, 6:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:41 PM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 25, 2026, 6:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 6:50 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Feb 25, 2026, 7:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 7:14 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 25, 2026, 7:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 7:19 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Feb 25, 2026, 7:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 7:20 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cold cipher Feb 25, 2026, 7:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 7:26 PM

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@cold cipher, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upbeat fern Feb 25, 2026, 7:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 7:28 PM

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@upbeat fern, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 25, 2026, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 25, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @cold cipher, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @errant vine, @shy crest, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@upbeat fern was in the middle of taking a shower when @tranquil wyvern took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @upbeat fern died.

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@shy crest finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@red kindle read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia threw @errant vine in the washing machine and turned it on. @errant vine died.