epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@waxen marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[warped jacinth]

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[urban sequoia]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[abstract thunder]

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[gleaming grove]

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[modern plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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[novel summit]

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[gleaming grove]

@novel summit, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@honest pine, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @modern plover, @abstract thunder, @waxen marlin, @novel summit, @arctic temple, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@inland spoke was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@modern plover bragged to @waxen marlin about their combat skills. @waxen marlin didn't really know @modern plover and had no idea how this conversation started.

@amber ermine activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @amber ermine died.

@modern plover was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @modern plover died.

@abstract thunder was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @abstract thunder died.

@waxen marlin explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @waxen marlin died.

@arctic temple took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @arctic temple died.

@warped jacinth found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@unkempt osprey saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@tranquil wyvern stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@warped jacinth tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @warped jacinth died.

@honest pine suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@raw moss tried to throw a Arkhalis at @urban sequoia before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@tranquil wyvern started blocking @honest pine's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@honest pine joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @honest pine died.

@inland spoke threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@novel summit challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @novel summit died.

@unkempt osprey tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@red kindle literally can't even. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @inland spoke died.

@unkempt osprey popped @tranquil wyvern by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@unkempt osprey boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@unkempt osprey ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @unkempt osprey died.

@urban sequoia was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@raw moss tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @urban sequoia, but it refused to listen because @raw moss didn't have enough badges.

@urban sequoia forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @urban sequoia died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 8th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 9th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

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[red kindle]

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[gleaming grove]

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[urban sequoia]

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[gleaming grove]

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[inland spoke]

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[gleaming grove]

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[waxen marlin]

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[gleaming grove]

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[arctic temple]

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[gleaming grove]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[brave shore]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @waxen marlin, @brave shore, @arctic temple, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@waxen marlin tried to explain to @tranquil wyvern that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @tranquil wyvern countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @waxen marlin died.

@brave shore accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @brave shore died.

@arctic temple went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @arctic temple died.

@inland spoke soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @inland spoke dyed.

@red kindle drank sand for 10 hours. @red kindle died.

@unkempt osprey wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @unkempt osprey died.

@long vine chased @inland spoke with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@raw moss tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

@long vine tried to kill @raw moss, but failed to ask for consent.

@tranquil wyvern lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @tranquil wyvern died.

@urban sequoia took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @waxen marlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

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[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

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[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[atomic haven]

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[gleaming grove]

@atomic haven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[torpid axle]

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[gleaming grove]

@torpid axle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[edgy niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@edgy niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @torpid axle, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @atomic haven, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unkempt osprey tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@inland spoke forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @inland spoke died.

@atomic haven asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @atomic haven died.

@livid shuttle tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@long vine drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @long vine died.

@red kindle ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia and @formal badge were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

@raw moss wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@urban sequoia pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

A pretty fairy led @edgy niche to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @edgy niche died.

@unkempt osprey and @torpid axle built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@torpid axle drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @torpid axle died.

@tranquil wyvern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss lulled @unkempt osprey into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @unkempt osprey died.

@livid shuttle found some Diamond Ore. @formal badge quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@raw moss opened the front door and saw @formal badge trying to murder the Guide. @raw moss slowly closed the door and walked away.

@formal badge became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @formal badge died.

@raw moss burned @livid shuttle to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @livid shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @torpid axle
100 points go to 7th place: @edgy niche
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

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[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[limpid glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cold cipher]

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[gleaming grove]

@cold cipher, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@inland spoke, @cold cipher, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gray sky saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @gray sky died.

@livid shuttle hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @livid shuttle died.

@cold cipher appeared to be taking a group picture of @red kindle, @long vine, and @urban sequoia. @cold cipher's selfie turned out great!

@tranquil wyvern played Frisbee with @limpid glacier using a Light Disc, but @limpid glacier unfortunately didn't have five hands. @limpid glacier died.

@red kindle tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @long vine's house. @long vine started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@cold cipher made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @cold cipher died.

@inland spoke's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @inland spoke died.

@formal badge playfully poked @urban sequoia and laughed. @urban sequoia playfully poked them back with a The Rotted Fork. @formal badge died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

@brave shore made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@urban sequoia equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @urban sequoia died.

@brave shore accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @cold cipher
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[amber ermine]

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[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[ebon fox]

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[gleaming grove]

@ebon fox, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[chrome dagger]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@chrome dagger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @chrome dagger, @ebon fox, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@gray sky and @long vine played catch with a Paladin. @gray sky accidentally fumbled a catch. @gray sky died.

@livid shuttle chewed some gum. It made @livid shuttle feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn crafted @formal badge into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @formal badge died.

@tight niche found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@red kindle buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@chrome dagger refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@long vine was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @red kindle's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @red kindle died.

@tight niche threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @chrome dagger would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @chrome dagger died.

@ebon fox shot their Red Ryder to the left of @inland spoke just to scare them. @inland spoke heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@carmine cairn murdered @ebon fox by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @ebon fox died.

@tranquil wyvern drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @tranquil wyvern died.

@urban sequoia was briefly jumpscared by @long vine wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@carmine cairn threw @urban sequoia into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @carmine cairn a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tight niche caught them in time.

@long vine pointed a Shotgun at @carmine cairn and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @long vine looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @long vine died.

@tight niche and @carmine cairn strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @tight niche suggested using cover against them. @carmine cairn recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

@tight niche teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@tight niche thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @tight niche in disguise. Huh? @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @ebon fox
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome dagger
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[trim frigate]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@trim frigate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grizzled sand]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grizzled sand, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wind flicker]

bb!register

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@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[upbeat fern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@upbeat fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @trim frigate, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @grizzled sand, @gray sky, @formal badge, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gray sky spoke softly to @wind flicker while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @wind flicker died.

@formal badge didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@carmine cairn stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

@trim frigate wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @trim frigate died.

@tight niche saw @long vine standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @long vine died.

@amber ermine spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @inland spoke. @amber ermine died.

@urban sequoia begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@upbeat fern's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@upbeat fern skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @upbeat fern died.

@red kindle started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@grizzled sand used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @grizzled sand died.

@gray sky pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @gray sky died.

@inland spoke started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@formal badge was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @formal badge died.

@oak temple started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@near mortar was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@urban sequoia tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@near mortar found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @near mortar died.

@tight niche built a floating city and named it "England".

@urban sequoia started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@oak temple drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @carmine cairn mopped @oak temple up with a tissue. @oak temple died.

@inland spoke drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @carmine cairn wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @red kindle killed the Traveling Merchant first. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @tranquil wyvern in a Fish costume.

@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@tranquil wyvern was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@carmine cairn started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @carmine cairn soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
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@flat forge invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@tranquil wyvern tied up @red kindle and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @red kindle to die. However, @red kindle managed to escape from their bonds.

@upbeat fern underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @upbeat fern died.

@carmine cairn ripped @flat forge's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @flat forge. @flat forge died.

@oak temple got impaled by Mourning Wood. @oak temple died.

@formal badge told @red kindle a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@carmine cairn found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@inland spoke ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @inland spoke died.

@tranquil wyvern called @tight niche a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @tranquil wyvern died.

@urban sequoia started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@carmine cairn tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@formal badge looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @formal badge died.

@urban sequoia went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @urban sequoia died.

@carmine cairn swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat fern

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @flat forge, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @idle sky, and @urban sequoia
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@carmine cairn wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @carmine cairn died.

@red kindle looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@upbeat fern played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @upbeat fern died.

In a bizarre turn of events, @flat forge was flattened by a road roller. @flat forge died.

@limpid glacier watched @idle sky go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @idle sky was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@tranquil wyvern thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@oak temple saw @tight niche trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @oak temple is calling the police!

@limpid glacier suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @limpid glacier died.

@inland spoke got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @inland spoke wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @inland spoke was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@oak temple created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @oak temple's artistic genius.

@formal badge couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

@inland spoke tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@urban sequoia messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

Oh? Instead of running away, @idle sky is approaching @red kindle!

@tight niche tried to high-five @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@idle sky saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@tight niche challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @tight niche died.

@oak temple made fun of @tranquil wyvern for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tranquil wyvern shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @oak temple died.

@urban sequoia declared war against @inland spoke because they didn't like something @inland spoke said in their AMA.

@red kindle tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@red kindle got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @red kindle died.

Rumors started spreading that @idle sky was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @idle sky.

@inland spoke was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @inland spoke died.

@formal badge started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@urban sequoia used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@formal badge tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

@urban sequoia fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @idle sky, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@tranquil wyvern was playing hide and seek with @urban sequoia and @idle sky, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.

@formal badge found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@idle sky was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @idle sky died.

@urban sequoia used a Medusa Head on @formal badge and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @formal badge died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @urban sequoia!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @urban sequoia
500 points go to 2nd place: @formal badge
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle sky
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @fresh trout, @errant vine, @flat forge, @limpid glacier, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @raw moss was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @raw moss died.

@inland spoke followed @limpid glacier into the jungle. @inland spoke started looking left, right and center for @limpid glacier, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@tranquil wyvern tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@amber ermine calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

@fresh trout screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@urban sequoia found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@errant vine wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@amber ermine dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @amber ermine died.

@errant vine was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @errant vine died.

@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

@red kindle modified @flat forge's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @flat forge was never seen again. @flat forge died.

@tranquil wyvern tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@limpid glacier boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @limpid glacier died.

@tight niche searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

@wet merlin hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@wet merlin went AFK in their gel farm. @urban sequoia set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @wet merlin died.

@urban sequoia stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@tranquil wyvern was vehicularly manslaughtered by @carmine cairn's minecart. @tranquil wyvern died.

@red kindle used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @red kindle died.

@fresh trout started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@inland spoke sacrificed @fresh trout by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @fresh trout died.

@urban sequoia smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

@tight niche sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @carmine cairn was the bartender, @tight niche was the DJ, and @urban sequoia was the pinata. @urban sequoia died.

@inland spoke was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@tight niche tried to instigate drama against @inland spoke, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tight niche used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @covert summit, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @red kindle, @proud lava, @exotic saddle, @fresh trout, @errant vine, @pallid spindle, @dull gazelle, @sterile sable, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@dull gazelle visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @dull gazelle thought her hands were more interesting.

@raw moss took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@urban sequoia chased @covert summit with their Sickle. @covert summit tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @urban sequoia. @covert summit died.

@tight niche built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@fresh trout was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@exotic saddle replaced @proud lava's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @proud lava died.

@pallid spindle explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@exotic saddle and @inland spoke were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @exotic saddle fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @exotic saddle died.

@warped jacinth held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@errant vine had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@errant vine took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @errant vine died.

@raw moss started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@pallid spindle hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @pallid spindle died.

@dull gazelle and @sterile sable were about to face off, but @dull gazelle had to run off to the restroom first.

@inland spoke tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@dull gazelle shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @dull gazelle's face. @dull gazelle died.

@tight niche found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

@sterile sable carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @sterile sable died.

@warped jacinth aimed a spinning toy at @raw moss, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@inland spoke had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@carmine cairn performed open heart surgery on @red kindle, even though @red kindle never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @red kindle died.

@warped jacinth had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @warped jacinth died.

@fresh trout tried to assassinate @raw moss, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@urban sequoia got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @urban sequoia died.

@fresh trout sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @fresh trout died.

@inland spoke went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @inland spoke died.

@carmine cairn traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @tight niche. @tight niche died.

@raw moss was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 10th place: @dull gazelle

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[tight niche]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @covert summit, @tight niche, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @sterile sable, and @warped jacinth
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@errant vine knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@covert summit tried to launch a poison dart frog at @amber ermine through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @covert summit has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @covert summit died.

@amber ermine tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @amber ermine died.

@sterile sable and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @raw moss was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@warped jacinth was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @warped jacinth died.

@sterile sable made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@carmine cairn hid an actuator in @sterile sable's lunch. Later that day, @sterile sable stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @sterile sable died.

@tight niche accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@subtle gorge came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@tranquil wyvern put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@errant vine left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

@subtle gorge fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @subtle gorge died.

@tight niche's booty was plundered by pirates. @tight niche died.

@tranquil wyvern stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@carmine cairn found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@errant vine wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@errant vine used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @errant vine died.

@raw moss needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@carmine cairn befriended @raw moss by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@raw moss placed chests all over the world except where @carmine cairn was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @sterile sable
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @covert summit

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @covert summit, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @fresh trout, @errant vine, @deft ocean, @brave shore, @idle pike, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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The fighting begins again!

@tight niche almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

@fresh trout started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@warped jacinth tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @warped jacinth extremely rich.

@tranquil wyvern played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@covert summit pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @covert summit died.

@brave shore and @raw moss discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@amber ermine went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @amber ermine died.

@idle pike tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @errant vine wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@deft ocean opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@carmine cairn somehow convinced @deft ocean that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @deft ocean died.

@brave shore tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @brave shore died.

@urban sequoia went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@errant vine went down @idle pike's chimney to deliver presents, but @idle pike's fireplace was still in use. @errant vine died.

@warped jacinth donated all of their organs to those in need. @warped jacinth died.

@tranquil wyvern drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@tight niche escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@carmine cairn started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@idle pike drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@urban sequoia neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @urban sequoia died.

@fresh trout was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @fresh trout died.

@idle pike was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@raw moss was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@carmine cairn opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@tight niche solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

@idle pike fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @raw moss. @idle pike died.

@tight niche purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tight niche ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@carmine cairn tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@raw moss decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

@tight niche tried to attack @carmine cairn by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @tight niche died.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @raw moss's eye sockets. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @fresh trout
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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[carmine cairn]

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[warped jacinth]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @grand dagger, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @fresh trout, @errant vine, @brave shore, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@errant vine looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@brave shore touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@grand dagger found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @grand dagger died.

@amber ermine is hvinga stroker n. @amber ermine died.

@urban sequoia squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@red kindle tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @red kindle keeled over from a heart attack. @red kindle died.

@carmine cairn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@fresh trout somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@inland spoke visited @errant vine, but no one was home. @inland spoke felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@errant vine declared war on emus. The emus won. @errant vine died.

@fresh trout claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @brave shore was morbidly interested.

@warped jacinth started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @warped jacinth died.

@urban sequoia was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @urban sequoia died.

@fresh trout accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @fresh trout died.

@carmine cairn had a wholesome reunion with @tight niche, who they previously thought had left them to die.

@inland spoke thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@raw moss couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @brave shore managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

@raw moss let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@tight niche painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

@brave shore watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@carmine cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@inland spoke suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @inland spoke died.

@brave shore tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

@brave shore decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @carmine cairn saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@tight niche tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@carmine cairn sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@raw moss somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @raw moss died.

@tight niche tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@tight niche hid from @carmine cairn by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

@tight niche explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@tight niche woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @fresh trout
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @grand dagger, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @formal badge, @limpid glacier, @little warren, @brave shore, @idle sky, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@tight niche looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@grand dagger angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @grand dagger's floating house. @grand dagger died.

@long vine screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@long vine tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @long vine died.

@amber ermine asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @inland spoke, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @amber ermine to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @amber ermine died.

@formal badge told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @formal badge died.

@limpid glacier wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @limpid glacier's head. @limpid glacier died.

@brave shore decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@urban sequoia looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@red kindle trapped @brave shore in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@little warren practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

@urban sequoia was building a nice house. @inland spoke asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @urban sequoia just looked confused.

@tight niche tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@brave shore sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @brave shore died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @idle sky is now goo. @idle sky died.

@little warren fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @little warren died.

@red kindle vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @red kindle died.

@tight niche got a piggyback ride from @urban sequoia, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

@inland spoke invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@raw moss won in a fight against @inland spoke by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @tight niche died.

@raw moss made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @little warren
100 points go to 8th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @grand dagger, @long vine, @red kindle, @deft ocean, @limpid glacier, @arctic temple, @idle sky, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss pickpocketed @limpid glacier, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@inland spoke watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@grand dagger was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @grand dagger died.

@red kindle entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@long vine fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@urban sequoia commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@limpid glacier followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @limpid glacier discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @limpid glacier died.

@idle sky wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@deft ocean fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @arctic temple into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @arctic temple with two Sniper Rifle shots. @arctic temple died.

@inland spoke wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@idle sky went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @idle sky died.

@long vine tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@deft ocean failed to properly hydrate. @deft ocean died.

@tight niche beat @red kindle into a pulp with a stale baguette. @red kindle died.

@long vine was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @inland spoke stopped them in time.

@urban sequoia was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @urban sequoia died.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @inland spoke. Apparently, not that many. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@tight niche joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tight niche was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

@carmine cairn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @long vine, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @long vine died.

@raw moss accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@raw moss spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@tight niche was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@carmine cairn started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@carmine cairn found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@raw moss was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tight niche's Star Cannon. @raw moss died.

@tight niche gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @deft ocean
100 points go to 9th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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[unkempt osprey]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @worn mason, @long vine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @abstract thunder, @arctic temple, @idle sky, @idle pike, and @urban sequoia
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@worn mason distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@worn mason tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @worn mason died.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @red kindle's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@inland spoke summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @arctic temple felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@carmine cairn, @proud lava, and @idle sky formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

@idle pike stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @idle pike's ego received a small boost.

@raw moss wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@urban sequoia used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@tight niche vaporized @proud lava with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @proud lava died.

@abstract thunder was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @abstract thunder died.

@long vine made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @red kindle walked all over it. #(##^)#

@idle sky suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@arctic temple challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @arctic temple died.

@raw moss tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@unkempt osprey and @urban sequoia played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@idle pike, @inland spoke, and @long vine worked on a group project, but it looked like @idle pike was doing most of the work.

@red kindle laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@red kindle decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @red kindle died.

While exploring the Jungle, @urban sequoia needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @urban sequoia. @urban sequoia died.

@unkempt osprey challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @unkempt osprey died.

@idle sky constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tight niche by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @idle sky's positioning was a bit off. @idle sky died.

@long vine became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@tight niche cut a specific wire in @inland spoke's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @inland spoke died.

@idle pike accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @idle pike, go jump off that cliff. @idle pike died.

@raw moss learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@long vine ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @long vine died.

@raw moss rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @raw moss's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

@carmine cairn farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @raw moss was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @raw moss had ever been in. @raw moss died.

@tight niche was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 8th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[inland spoke]

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[limpid glacier]

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[raw moss]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[idle pike]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @calm wind, @long vine, @red kindle, @limpid glacier, @oak lodge, @idle pike, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

There once was a @calm wind who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @calm wind's insides, and all the animals were freed. @calm wind died.

@red kindle started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

@limpid glacier went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@inland spoke was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

Celestial creatures started invading! @idle pike knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@tight niche and @limpid glacier found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tight niche landed in a pool of water. @limpid glacier did not. @limpid glacier died.

@urban sequoia hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @urban sequoia could pull it to shore.

@oak lodge's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @oak lodge died.

@idle pike watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@urban sequoia found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@red kindle became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke gave @urban sequoia Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche got tired of @inland spoke trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @inland spoke at a Sawmill. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tight niche died.

@long vine declared that 64 was their favorite number. @carmine cairn wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @long vine by stabbing them 64 times. @long vine died.

After @raw moss went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @raw moss died.

@idle pike was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @idle pike died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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[raw moss]

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[long vine]

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[calm wind]

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