epic-battles

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@amber ermine built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @amber ermine died.

@polar sonnet accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@polar sonnet drank sand for 10 hours. @polar sonnet died.

@oak lodge greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @oak lodge died.

@warped jacinth reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @warped jacinth died.

@tranquil wyvern thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn beat @red kindle into a pulp with a stale baguette. @red kindle died.

@raw moss read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @raw moss died.

@urban sequoia made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

@urban sequoia wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@carmine cairn decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@urban sequoia went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @urban sequoia died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 8th place: @polar sonnet
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @tacit escarp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[inland spoke]

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[wet merlin]

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[slender night]

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[carmine cairn]

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[errant vine]

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[brave shore]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @errant vine, @polar sonnet, @limpid glacier, @dull gazelle, @slender night, @brave shore, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

@inland spoke wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @inland spoke's head. @inland spoke died.

@polar sonnet began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

@worn mason tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @worn mason died.

@red kindle got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @red kindle died.

@dull gazelle almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

@wet merlin and @brave shore cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @brave shore, because @wet merlin was wearing Frost armor.

@limpid glacier tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@errant vine modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

@upbeat fern attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@carmine cairn went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@raw moss purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @raw moss ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@upbeat fern woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @upbeat fern died.

@brave shore drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@polar sonnet found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@errant vine searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@carmine cairn tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@dull gazelle found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@wet merlin and @polar sonnet found themselves falling from a considerable height. @wet merlin landed in a pool of water. @polar sonnet did not. @polar sonnet died.

@limpid glacier hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @limpid glacier died.

@slender night tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@dull gazelle was eaten by a tree. @dull gazelle died.

@slender night put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @slender night died.

@brave shore calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

@carmine cairn came out of @raw moss's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@tranquil wyvern filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@errant vine was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@wet merlin was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @wet merlin died.

@urban sequoia thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @urban sequoia in disguise. Huh? @urban sequoia died.

@errant vine played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @errant vine died.

@tranquil wyvern was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@tranquil wyvern joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@brave shore used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @tranquil wyvern is now goo. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @slender night
100 points go to 9th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[raw moss]

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[river frost]

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[carmine cairn]

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[errant vine]

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[grand dagger]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @grand dagger, @exotic saddle, @errant vine, @polar sonnet, @deft ocean, @river frost, @dull gazelle, @slender night, @limpid glacier, @oak lodge, and @wet merlin
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@polar sonnet took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@grand dagger asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @grand dagger died.

@river frost tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@wet merlin tried to instigate drama against @exotic saddle, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @wet merlin used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @exotic saddle died.

@polar sonnet used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @polar sonnet died.

@deft ocean tried to explain to @raw moss that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @raw moss countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @deft ocean died.

@dull gazelle tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @dull gazelle died.

@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@slender night entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @slender night died.

@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@errant vine opened the front door and saw @limpid glacier trying to murder the Guide. @errant vine slowly closed the door and walked away.

@oak lodge began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

@limpid glacier smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @limpid glacier died.

@river frost went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@carmine cairn drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@oak lodge tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @oak lodge died.

@raw moss equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@errant vine preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

@carmine cairn found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@river frost discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@errant vine looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

After @wet merlin drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @wet merlin died.

@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@raw moss was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@river frost opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@river frost asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @river frost died.

@raw moss fired their bow at @errant vine, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @raw moss gave up.

@errant vine tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @errant vine quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@carmine cairn stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @carmine cairn blinked first.

@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @errant vine found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @errant vine was trapped for all eternity. @errant vine died.

@carmine cairn brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @river frost
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @slender night
100 points go to 9th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 10th place: @deft ocean

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[raw moss]

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[river frost]

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[tacit escarp]

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[upbeat fern]

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[deft ocean]

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[long vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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[oak lodge]

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[tight niche]

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[errant vine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @upbeat fern, @errant vine, @polar sonnet, @deft ocean, @river frost, @limpid glacier, and @oak lodge
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tacit escarp tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @tacit escarp died.

@river frost ran out of bullets while fighting @upbeat fern, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @upbeat fern died.

@polar sonnet swapped @errant vine's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @errant vine then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @errant vine died.

@polar sonnet got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @tight niche got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @polar sonnet died.

Poor @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn keeps getting pinged over and over again. @carmine cairn is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn.

@raw moss warned @deft ocean not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @deft ocean trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@long vine recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @long vine concluded that it was lost for a reason.

@deft ocean was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@deft ocean used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @deft ocean died.

@long vine drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@river frost clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @river frost died.

@limpid glacier got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @limpid glacier died.

@oak lodge likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @oak lodge probably liked trains a bit too much. @oak lodge died.

@tight niche went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@long vine forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @long vine died.

@raw moss cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @raw moss's heart! @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @oak lodge
150 points go to 6th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @river frost
100 points go to 8th place: @deft ocean
100 points go to 9th place: @polar sonnet
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[oak lodge]

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[glacial totem]

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[frosty roost]

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[worn mason]

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[long vine]

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[limpid glacier]

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[upbeat fern]

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[tight niche]

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[vagrant storm]

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[carmine cairn]

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[grand dagger]

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[minor jewel]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @grand dagger, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @upbeat fern, @limpid glacier, @frosty roost, @minor jewel, and @oak lodge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@frosty roost commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@glacial totem was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @glacial totem died.

@worn mason used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @worn mason didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @worn mason died.

@grand dagger was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @grand dagger died.

@vagrant storm went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@upbeat fern and @raw moss were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @upbeat fern played solitaire. @raw moss stood behind them and watched.

@long vine was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@vagrant storm tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @vagrant storm died.

@upbeat fern's booty was plundered by pirates. @upbeat fern died.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @limpid glacier's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@limpid glacier's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @limpid glacier died.

Low on health, @oak lodge hid from @tight niche by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @oak lodge died.

@long vine failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@frosty roost fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@frosty roost wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @frosty roost died.

@minor jewel had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @minor jewel's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @minor jewel died.

@tight niche lulled @raw moss into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @raw moss died.

@long vine had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@carmine cairn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

@tight niche wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@long vine escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

While playing at the beach, @tight niche buried @carmine cairn in the sand. It took @carmine cairn several hours to dig themselves back out.

@tight niche began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @tight niche died.

@long vine ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @frosty roost
100 points go to 7th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat fern
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[upbeat fern]

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[frosty roost]

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[river frost]

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[raw moss]

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[long vine]

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[dull gazelle]

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[mighty coyote]

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[oak lodge]

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[limpid glacier]

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[minor jewel]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brazen plaza]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @upbeat fern, @brazen plaza, @river frost, @limpid glacier, @dull gazelle, @frosty roost, @minor jewel, and @oak lodge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@frosty roost shot @long vine to death with a finger gun. @long vine died.

@mighty coyote tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @mighty coyote died.

@dull gazelle accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@carmine cairn entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@upbeat fern got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @upbeat fern died.

@river frost challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @river frost died.

@limpid glacier fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @limpid glacier died.

@oak lodge adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @minor jewel wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @oak lodge all of their willpower not to explain it.

@brazen plaza screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

While streaming a fitness game, @frosty roost accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@oak lodge tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@dull gazelle started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @dull gazelle died.

@tight niche made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @frosty roost. @frosty roost died.

@minor jewel learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

@brazen plaza felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tight niche took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@oak lodge ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @oak lodge died.

@minor jewel jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @minor jewel died.

@brazen plaza started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @brazen plaza died.

@raw moss accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @raw moss died.

@tight niche and @carmine cairn fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tight niche won by breaking @carmine cairn's spine. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 7th place: @frosty roost
100 points go to 8th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @river frost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[oak lodge]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[raw moss]

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[limpid glacier]

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[lament stratus]

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[frosty roost]

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[minor jewel]

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[long vine]

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[upbeat fern]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lament stratus, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @upbeat fern, @limpid glacier, @frosty roost, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, and @oak lodge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn trapped @long vine in a maze, but while they were taunting @long vine, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

A Martian Probe spotted @oak lodge, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @oak lodge was too boring.

@arctic temple tried to deal a finishing blow to @raw moss, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@minor jewel damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@lament stratus put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @lament stratus whole. @lament stratus died.

@limpid glacier tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @limpid glacier died.

@frosty roost successfully snuck into @tranquil wyvern's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @frosty roost died.

@tranquil wyvern practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

@long vine tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @long vine's mouth.

@upbeat fern tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@minor jewel headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

@tight niche found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@oak lodge made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@carmine cairn wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@arctic temple pulled out their Tin Shortsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @arctic temple pulled out a vacuum instead.

@arctic temple received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @arctic temple died.

@raw moss went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@oak lodge wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@oak lodge accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @oak lodge died.

@upbeat fern "borrowed" @tight niche's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @tight niche's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @upbeat fern could return it.

@minor jewel threw a snowball at @tranquil wyvern. To counter this, @tranquil wyvern threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @minor jewel died.

@raw moss literally impeached @upbeat fern by squashing them under a giant peach. @upbeat fern died.

@tranquil wyvern drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

@tight niche realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @tight niche died.

All that glitters is not gold. @long vine disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@raw moss found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

After an intense fight, @carmine cairn was beaten by @long vine in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @long vine told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@long vine was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @long vine died.

@raw moss felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@raw moss tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat fern
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @frosty roost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[arctic temple]

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[upbeat fern]

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[long vine]

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[limpid glacier]

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[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[glacial totem]

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[arctic temple]

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[oak lodge]

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[livid shuttle]

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[rich garden]

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[minor jewel]

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[red kindle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[worn grotto]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @rich garden, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @worn grotto, @arctic temple, @oak lodge, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @raw moss died.

@inland spoke modified @rich garden's Iron Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @rich garden was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @rich garden died.

@upbeat fern activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @upbeat fern died.

@urban sequoia was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

@tight niche had @livid shuttle lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @livid shuttle, this wasn't a magic show. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@limpid glacier buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@limpid glacier tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @limpid glacier died.

@oak lodge was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@tranquil wyvern was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@red kindle took aim at @long vine from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

@arctic temple was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @arctic temple died.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @oak lodge farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @oak lodge died.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @minor jewel saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tranquil wyvern stabbed them in the back. @minor jewel died.

@urban sequoia used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@worn grotto failed to properly hydrate. @worn grotto died.

@red kindle tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke gave @carmine cairn a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @carmine cairn gave @inland spoke a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche, @urban sequoia, and @long vine formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@tranquil wyvern went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @long vine had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@tight niche forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@urban sequoia stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@long vine tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @long vine extremely rich.

@carmine cairn spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@urban sequoia saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @urban sequoia died.

@tight niche tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @long vine's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

@long vine finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@carmine cairn saw @long vine trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @carmine cairn is calling the police!

@carmine cairn tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@long vine landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @long vine accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @worn grotto
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @oak lodge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[red kindle]

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[limpid glacier]

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[urban sequoia]

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[rich garden]

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[inland spoke]

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[river frost]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[oak lodge]

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[glass vine]

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[tacit escarp]

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[opaque path]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @rich garden, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @red kindle, @glass vine, @astral glacier, @opaque path, @river frost, @limpid glacier, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@oak lodge did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @rich garden, who happened to be watching. @rich garden died.

@tacit escarp realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @tacit escarp died.

@inland spoke joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@limpid glacier started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@river frost found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @glass vine, who was out swimming that day. @glass vine died.

@opaque path drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @opaque path died.

@river frost burst with happiness, quite literally. @river frost died.

@astral glacier was cornered by @urban sequoia, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@red kindle performed an interpretive dance for @inland spoke and @urban sequoia as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@astral glacier started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@oak lodge went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@limpid glacier wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw moss wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @limpid glacier killed the Traveling Merchant first. @limpid glacier died.

@long vine accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@carmine cairn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@carmine cairn saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@urban sequoia and @long vine found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

@red kindle tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@oak lodge found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@inland spoke 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @oak lodge to death. @oak lodge died.

@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@red kindle fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @red kindle died.

@carmine cairn started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@inland spoke programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

@long vine went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @long vine's canvas.

@astral glacier found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@urban sequoia was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@carmine cairn didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@astral glacier tried to set up a campfire, but @carmine cairn drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@raw moss hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@long vine held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@astral glacier declared that 64 was their favorite number. @carmine cairn wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @astral glacier by stabbing them 64 times. @astral glacier died.

@raw moss slammed @carmine cairn into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @carmine cairn died.

@long vine made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@raw moss drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@long vine realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@raw moss flexed so hard on @long vine that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @river frost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[river frost]

bb!register

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@river frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

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[long vine]

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[inland spoke]

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[waxen marlin]

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[tacit escarp]

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[light stone]

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[urban sequoia]

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[red kindle]

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[near mortar]

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[minor jewel]

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[warped jacinth]

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@warped jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@raw moss, @inland spoke, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @red kindle, @waxen marlin, @river frost, @gray sky, @light stone, @minor jewel, @near mortar, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine and @inland spoke played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@tacit escarp tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tacit escarp died.

@gray sky couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@waxen marlin was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @waxen marlin barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @waxen marlin died.

@warped jacinth opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @river frost. @river frost died.

@minor jewel tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@red kindle and @raw moss had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@near mortar stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@gray sky started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @gray sky died.

@inland spoke wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @minor jewel killed them. @minor jewel died.

@warped jacinth wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@raw moss held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@near mortar flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @near mortar's face off with its bare hands. @near mortar died.

@light stone broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

@urban sequoia trapped @light stone in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@warped jacinth ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @warped jacinth died.

@inland spoke saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@raw moss was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@red kindle opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@light stone's skeleton decided that @light stone wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @light stone died.

@red kindle decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@inland spoke invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@raw moss's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@urban sequoia sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@inland spoke decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @inland spoke died.

@long vine tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

@long vine hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@urban sequoia was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@urban sequoia turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @light stone
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[waxen marlin]

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[honest pine]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[river frost]

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[hardy patio]

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@hardy patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@honest pine, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @red kindle, @modern plover, @hardy patio, @waxen marlin, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@inland spoke made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @red kindle died.

@modern plover thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @modern plover died.

@urban sequoia couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @river frost managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

@honest pine tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@hardy patio went AFK in their gel farm. @brave shore set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @hardy patio died.

@waxen marlin was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @long vine.

@urban sequoia started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@livid shuttle made some scary noises in the dark. @river frost sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @brave shore died.

@raw moss tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@honest pine rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @honest pine with unnecessary advice.

@urban sequoia found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@raw moss got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@long vine baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@urban sequoia carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@honest pine was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @honest pine died.

@river frost tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@river frost thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @river frost some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @river frost died.

@long vine looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@long vine suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @river frost
150 points go to 4th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

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[urban sequoia]

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[long vine]

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[red kindle]

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[gray sky]

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[hardy patio]

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[wet merlin]

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[amber ermine]

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[honest pine]

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@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[minor jewel]

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@minor jewel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@honest pine, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @unkempt osprey, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @long vine died.

@wet merlin tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

@raw moss appeared to be taking a group picture of @minor jewel, @unkempt osprey, and @red kindle. @raw moss's selfie turned out great!

@inland spoke fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@urban sequoia drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@hardy patio took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @amber ermine's Rod of Discord.

@livid shuttle flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@honest pine shot @gray sky with a Water Gun. @gray sky shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@amber ermine tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @amber ermine died.

@gray sky and @honest pine had a very merry unbirthday party together. @livid shuttle found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@urban sequoia was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@minor jewel ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

@unkempt osprey created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@gray sky was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @red kindle tried putting @gray sky back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @gray sky died.

@wet merlin placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Sandgun.

@hardy patio found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @red kindle was the bartender, @urban sequoia was the DJ, and @livid shuttle was the pinata. @livid shuttle died.

@wet merlin tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

@minor jewel unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @minor jewel died.

@wet merlin swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @wet merlin died.

In a bizarre turn of events, @unkempt osprey was flattened by a road roller. @unkempt osprey died.

@honest pine was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @honest pine died.

@inland spoke started barking like a dog while chasing @raw moss.

@hardy patio distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@red kindle heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia tried to throw a Ghastly Glaive at @hardy patio before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@inland spoke got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @inland spoke died.

@hardy patio tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @hardy patio died.

@urban sequoia stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@raw moss tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@urban sequoia got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @urban sequoia died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 7th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[honest pine]

bb!register

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@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[minor jewel]

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[livid shuttle]

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[gray sky]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mint junco]

bb!register

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@mint junco, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@honest pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @mint junco, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @amber ermine died.

@gray sky's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @gray sky died.

@livid shuttle drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @livid shuttle died.

@minor jewel was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @minor jewel died.

@red kindle ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @red kindle's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke's face was scorched off after @honest pine took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @inland spoke died.

@urban sequoia trapped @tranquil wyvern in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tranquil wyvern managed to escape regardless.

@tight niche tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @unkempt osprey

@mint junco was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @mint junco died.

@long vine got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@urban sequoia stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @urban sequoia died.

@honest pine tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @honest pine's brains. @honest pine died.

@tranquil wyvern put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@raw moss went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@unkempt osprey was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @unkempt osprey died.

@long vine was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @long vine died.

@tight niche released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tight niche, but it was very satisfying.

@tight niche challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @mint junco
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[honest pine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@honest pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[urban sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@honest pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine and @inland spoke had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@unkempt osprey got quantum-entangled with @honest pine, and used this opportunity to force @honest pine to pick their own nose.

@urban sequoia verbally roasted @near mortar so hard that they burst into flames. @near mortar died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@red kindle vaporized @unkempt osprey with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @unkempt osprey died.

@honest pine decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @honest pine died.

@red kindle tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @red kindle died.

@urban sequoia and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@tranquil wyvern tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @long vine and @urban sequoia, who did not approve of gambling.

@inland spoke got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @inland spoke wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @inland spoke was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@inland spoke ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@tranquil wyvern learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss found some Diamond Ore. @tight niche quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@long vine tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@raw moss dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @urban sequoia, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @urban sequoia died.

@raw moss tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @raw moss died.

@tight niche woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @honest pine
100 points go to 9th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[brave shore]

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[long vine]

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[red kindle]

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[urban sequoia]

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[inland spoke]

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[waxen marlin]

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[static orbit]

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[edgy niche]

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[unkempt osprey]

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[proud lava]

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[honest pine]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @honest pine, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, and @static orbit
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud lava spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@unkempt osprey added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@proud lava made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @proud lava died.

@waxen marlin started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @waxen marlin suddenly didn't feel so good. @waxen marlin died.

@livid shuttle hid from @inland spoke after @tight niche exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@livid shuttle hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @livid shuttle died.

@honest pine and @raw moss strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @honest pine suggested using cover against them. @raw moss recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

@edgy niche climbed a tree without using their arms.

@red kindle started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

@brave shore compressed @static orbit until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @static orbit died.

@raw moss ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @raw moss died.

@honest pine tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@urban sequoia opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@red kindle was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@long vine was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@edgy niche tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tight niche through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @edgy niche has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @edgy niche died.

@inland spoke and @red kindle engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @red kindle blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @red kindle died.

@unkempt osprey had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@honest pine told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tranquil wyvern and @urban sequoia.

@tight niche was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@unkempt osprey looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@inland spoke got stuck in @long vine's Rod of Discord farm. @inland spoke died.

@tranquil wyvern used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @tranquil wyvern died.

@urban sequoia watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@unkempt osprey got impaled by Mourning Wood. @unkempt osprey died.

@tight niche decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

@honest pine literally gaslighted @urban sequoia by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @urban sequoia died.

@long vine used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

@honest pine heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @honest pine died.

@long vine gazed at clouds with @tight niche. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@long vine picked a fight with a goose. @long vine died.

@brave shore decisively vanquished @tight niche through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @honest pine
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @unkempt osprey
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @edgy niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[red kindle]

bb!register

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[urban sequoia]

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[long vine]

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[inland spoke]

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[abstract thunder]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[amber ermine]

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[paper rose]

bb!register

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@paper rose, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt osprey]

bb!register

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@unkempt osprey, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[edgy niche]

bb!register

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@edgy niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@edgy niche, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @unkempt osprey, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @paper rose, @abstract thunder, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@inland spoke pickpocketed @red kindle, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@minor jewel tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@urban sequoia won in a fight against @inland spoke by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @inland spoke died.

@edgy niche was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@long vine made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@tranquil wyvern tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@unkempt osprey took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

@livid shuttle wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

@amber ermine hosted a spelling bee! @abstract thunder had to spell "cat". @formal badge had to spell "rain". @tight niche had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@red kindle started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@unkempt osprey took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@amber ermine's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @amber ermine died.

@urban sequoia built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@long vine wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

Tired of eating plain toast, @paper rose started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@tight niche marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@abstract thunder used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@tranquil wyvern tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @livid shuttle, but it refused to listen because @tranquil wyvern didn't have enough badges.

@red kindle had a terrible night. @red kindle died.

@paper rose tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @paper rose was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @paper rose died.

@abstract thunder thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @abstract thunder died.

@livid shuttle walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @livid shuttle died.

@urban sequoia explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@formal badge learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @minor jewel found out that @formal badge meant "killer" in the literal sense. @minor jewel died.

@urban sequoia loves @tight niche to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @urban sequoia died.

@unkempt osprey trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

@edgy niche tried to steal @formal badge's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@tranquil wyvern spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @tranquil wyvern still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @tranquil wyvern died.

@formal badge sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @formal badge died.

@edgy niche received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @edgy niche died.

@unkempt osprey was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @unkempt osprey died.

@long vine told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @unkempt osprey
150 points go to 4th place: @edgy niche
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[formal badge]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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[limpid glacier]

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[red kindle]

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