#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 144

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @red kindle, @modern plover, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @arctic temple, @oak lodge, @idle sky, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

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@limpid glacier drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @arctic temple was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@modern plover built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@glacial totem tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @glacial totem died.

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@tacit escarp was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @tacit escarp dried.

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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Paintball Gun.

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@inland spoke found some soup in their fly.

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@urban sequoia accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @urban sequoia allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@modern plover found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @modern plover died.

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@livid shuttle ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @livid shuttle died.

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@oak lodge somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@raw moss crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @red kindle laughed at them, not knowing that @raw moss was just a completionist.

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@limpid glacier was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @limpid glacier died.

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@tacit escarp and @carmine cairn discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@inland spoke drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@urban sequoia found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @arctic temple died.

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@oak lodge found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@red kindle tried to strike @idle sky down, but @idle sky instead became more powerful than @red kindle could possibly imagine.

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@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@tacit escarp spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@oak lodge fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @oak lodge died.

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@urban sequoia tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@inland spoke tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@idle sky learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @idle sky died.

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@tacit escarp tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @tacit escarp died.

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@red kindle wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia played Frisbee with @inland spoke using a Light Disc, but @inland spoke unfortunately didn't have five hands. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@raw moss reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

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@long vine's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @long vine to notice them. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @raw moss with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @tacit escarp
100 points go to 8th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 9th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tacit escarp Feb 22, 2026, 4:38 AM

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raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 4:39 AM

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red kindle Feb 22, 2026, 4:40 AM

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inland spoke Feb 22, 2026, 4:40 AM

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long vine Feb 22, 2026, 4:45 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 22, 2026, 4:54 AM

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oak lodge Feb 22, 2026, 4:54 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 5:05 AM

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hard scaffold Feb 22, 2026, 5:07 AM

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eager elbow Feb 22, 2026, 5:08 AM

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idle sky Feb 22, 2026, 5:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@raw moss, @inland spoke, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @eager elbow, @red kindle, @hard scaffold, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @oak lodge, @idle sky, and @urban sequoia
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@idle sky practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @livid shuttle and @hard scaffold got their chainsaws ready.

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@long vine tried to assassinate @abstract thunder, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@oak lodge cornered @inland spoke at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @inland spoke started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@urban sequoia hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @eager elbow's house. @eager elbow started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@tacit escarp put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tacit escarp died.

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@long vine threatened @raw moss with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @raw moss informed @long vine as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @abstract thunder died.

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@livid shuttle was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@oak lodge tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@urban sequoia distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@oak lodge shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @oak lodge's face. @oak lodge died.

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@hard scaffold has fallen, and they can't get up. @hard scaffold died.

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@idle sky chased @eager elbow with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @eager elbow died.

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@livid shuttle summoned the Old One's Army while @red kindle was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @red kindle died.

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@idle sky had the high ground, but @urban sequoia just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @idle sky toppling to their doom. @idle sky died.

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@inland spoke drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss cut a specific wire in @urban sequoia's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @urban sequoia died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@livid shuttle began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@livid shuttle's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @eager elbow
100 points go to 8th place: @hard scaffold
100 points go to 9th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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eager elbow Feb 22, 2026, 5:37 AM

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long vine Feb 22, 2026, 5:50 AM

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raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 5:55 AM

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red kindle Feb 22, 2026, 5:57 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 5:57 AM

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tacit escarp Feb 22, 2026, 5:59 AM

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minor jewel Feb 22, 2026, 6:10 AM

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slender night Feb 22, 2026, 6:11 AM

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brave shore Feb 22, 2026, 6:17 AM

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inland spoke Feb 22, 2026, 6:19 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 22, 2026, 6:25 AM

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minor jewel Feb 22, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 6:30 AM

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@minor jewel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @eager elbow, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @slender night, @brave shore, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

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@inland spoke was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@tacit escarp died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @tacit escarp died.

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@long vine was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @brave shore's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @long vine died.

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@raw moss sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@eager elbow started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @eager elbow died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@minor jewel bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @minor jewel was blown to smithereens. @minor jewel died.

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@livid shuttle tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@red kindle built a floating city and named it "England".

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@inland spoke thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@livid shuttle tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @livid shuttle died.

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@slender night gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @slender night died.

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@urban sequoia made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @red kindle joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @raw moss by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @carmine cairn's positioning was a bit off. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@raw moss was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@brave shore chewed some gum. It made @brave shore feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @brave shore died.

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@urban sequoia was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @urban sequoia died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @slender night
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @eager elbow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slender night Feb 22, 2026, 6:38 AM

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minor jewel Feb 22, 2026, 6:38 AM

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brave shore Feb 22, 2026, 6:42 AM

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raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 6:47 AM

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red kindle Feb 22, 2026, 6:49 AM

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long vine Feb 22, 2026, 6:58 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 6:59 AM

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inland spoke Feb 22, 2026, 7:11 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 22, 2026, 7:16 AM

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oak lodge Feb 22, 2026, 7:19 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 22, 2026, 7:25 AM

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formal badge Feb 22, 2026, 7:25 AM

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tight niche Feb 22, 2026, 7:28 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @formal badge, @slender night, @brave shore, @oak lodge, @minor jewel, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@long vine became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@brave shore literally can't even. @brave shore died.

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@urban sequoia kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tight niche had had enough, so they scooped @urban sequoia to death with an ice cream spoon. @urban sequoia died.

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@minor jewel invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@raw moss tried to confess their love to @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@oak lodge blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @oak lodge's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@slender night equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@minor jewel got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @minor jewel died.

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@warped jacinth set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@formal badge tried to kill @red kindle by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@oak lodge touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@tight niche went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@raw moss came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@inland spoke threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @inland spoke unlocked the power of flight!

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@long vine threw @warped jacinth into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @long vine a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @warped jacinth died.

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@slender night was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @slender night died.

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@red kindle tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@long vine spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@oak lodge claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @oak lodge. @oak lodge died.

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@red kindle found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @red kindle died.

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@long vine started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @formal badge died.

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@tight niche underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@raw moss tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@inland spoke tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@tight niche found a hill and started to roll down it. @tight niche was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @slender night
100 points go to 10th place: @warped jacinth

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 7:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 7:40 AM

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tacit escarp Feb 22, 2026, 7:40 AM

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long vine Feb 22, 2026, 7:40 AM

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red kindle Feb 22, 2026, 7:41 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 7:41 AM

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oak lodge Feb 22, 2026, 7:44 AM

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tight forum Feb 22, 2026, 7:45 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 22, 2026, 7:52 AM

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formal badge Feb 22, 2026, 7:57 AM

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inland spoke Feb 22, 2026, 8:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 8:01 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 22, 2026, 8:15 AM

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thorn moon Feb 22, 2026, 8:24 AM

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tight niche Feb 22, 2026, 8:29 AM

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violet forum Feb 22, 2026, 8:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@violet forum, @slate igloo, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tacit escarp, @thorn moon, @tight forum, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @glass vine, @gray sky, @formal badge, @minor jewel, @oak lodge, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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@raw moss tried attacking @tight niche, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@slate igloo was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @slate igloo died.

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@oak lodge explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@inland spoke was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@formal badge drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@inland spoke swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @inland spoke died.

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@tacit escarp took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@thorn moon invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@thorn moon challenged @minor jewel to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @minor jewel's turn to win. @thorn moon died.

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@warped jacinth and @tight forum were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @warped jacinth suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @tight forum turned around to look. @tight forum died.

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@long vine fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@violet forum drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@glass vine drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@tranquil wyvern begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@raw moss planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@red kindle became convinced that @tranquil wyvern was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tranquil wyvern, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@gray sky ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@red kindle was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @red kindle died.

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@long vine accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@glass vine angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@glass vine wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @glass vine turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @glass vine died.

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@formal badge didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @gray sky's. @gray sky died.

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@minor jewel cut through @formal badge with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@oak lodge called @minor jewel a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @minor jewel died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@oak lodge used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @oak lodge. @oak lodge died.

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@violet forum tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@urban sequoia was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @urban sequoia died.

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@warped jacinth played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@long vine and @raw moss swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@warped jacinth decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @warped jacinth died.

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@violet forum refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@violet forum made fun of @tranquil wyvern for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tranquil wyvern shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @violet forum died.

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@raw moss teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@tight niche pumped @raw moss full of lead. No one was hurt, but @raw moss's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tacit escarp spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@tacit escarp hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @tacit escarp died.

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@tranquil wyvern fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @raw moss and @long vine to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@tight niche found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@tranquil wyvern fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@long vine drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @long vine died.

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@tight niche hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@raw moss made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tacit escarp
150 points go to 6th place: @violet forum
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 8:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 8:40 AM

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slender night Feb 22, 2026, 8:41 AM

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glass vine Feb 22, 2026, 8:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 8:41 AM

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long vine Feb 22, 2026, 8:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 8:42 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 22, 2026, 8:46 AM

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lime creek Feb 22, 2026, 8:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 8:49 AM

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real minnow Feb 22, 2026, 8:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 8:52 AM

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gray sky Feb 22, 2026, 8:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 8:54 AM

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inland spoke Feb 22, 2026, 8:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 8:56 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 8:56 AM

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red kindle Feb 22, 2026, 8:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 8:56 AM

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tight niche Feb 22, 2026, 9:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 9:28 AM

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violet forum Feb 22, 2026, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 9:29 AM

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dim gale Feb 22, 2026, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@dim gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 14 players remaining.
@violet forum, @dim gale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @real minnow, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @glass vine, @gray sky, @slender night, @lime creek, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

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@inland spoke watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@raw moss ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @raw moss died.

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@violet forum adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@real minnow explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @real minnow died.

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@slender night was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tight niche caught them in time.

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@red kindle obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @red kindle never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@glass vine thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @glass vine's potions with Red Potions. @glass vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@gray sky was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @gray sky died.

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@dim gale met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @dim gale ended up completely fine.

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@slender night lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @slender night died.

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@inland spoke found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@urban sequoia tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@violet forum stole @dim gale's lemons. @dim gale got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @violet forum's house down.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@lime creek was buried under an avalanche that @red kindle had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @lime creek died.

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@long vine went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @long vine's fault.

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@tight niche jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow convinced @violet forum that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @violet forum died.

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@inland spoke lured @dim gale into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @dim gale's dust allergy! @dim gale died.

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@red kindle worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@long vine briefly considered proposing marriage to @red kindle, but married a bee instead.

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@tranquil wyvern had a wholesome reunion with @urban sequoia, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@tight niche traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @red kindle. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@tight niche found the Last Prism. Then @long vine found another one, meaning that @tight niche's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@tranquil wyvern tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@urban sequoia swung a Orichalcum Sword at @inland spoke, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@long vine went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @long vine decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@inland spoke opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @inland spoke's neck. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@urban sequoia challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @violet forum
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @slender night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 22, 2026, 9:39 AM

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wet merlin Feb 22, 2026, 9:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 9:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 22, 2026, 9:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 9:48 AM

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red kindle Feb 22, 2026, 9:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 9:52 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 9:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 9:53 AM

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minor jewel Feb 22, 2026, 10:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:02 AM

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inland spoke Feb 22, 2026, 10:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:05 AM

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formal badge Feb 22, 2026, 10:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:24 AM

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brave shore Feb 22, 2026, 10:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:25 AM

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violet forum Feb 22, 2026, 10:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:25 AM

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tight niche Feb 22, 2026, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@violet forum, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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The Wall of Flesh told @long vine that there was something stuck in their teeth. @long vine checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @long vine died.

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@violet forum hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@inland spoke put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@wet merlin climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @wet merlin died.

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@violet forum was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @violet forum died.

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After years of research, @red kindle found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore gave a hug to @minor jewel and almost choked them to death!

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While exploring the Jungle, @urban sequoia needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @urban sequoia. @urban sequoia died.

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@livid shuttle will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @minor jewel's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @minor jewel died.

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@brave shore blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @brave shore died.

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The moon hit @tight niche's eye like a big pizza pie. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @violet forum

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Feb 22, 2026, 10:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:38 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

minor jewel Feb 22, 2026, 10:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:38 AM

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inland spoke Feb 22, 2026, 10:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:41 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 10:41 AM

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red kindle Feb 22, 2026, 10:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:42 AM

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brave shore Feb 22, 2026, 10:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 10:52 AM

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glass vine Feb 22, 2026, 11:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 11:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 22, 2026, 11:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 11:08 AM

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river frost Feb 22, 2026, 11:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 11:19 AM

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tight niche Feb 22, 2026, 11:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 11:24 AM

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rustic belfry Feb 22, 2026, 11:25 AM

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bright vortex Feb 22, 2026, 11:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 11:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @bright vortex, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @glass vine, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, @minor jewel, @rustic belfry, and @urban sequoia
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@river frost visited @tight niche, but no one was home. @river frost felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@urban sequoia tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@bright vortex spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@minor jewel passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@red kindle followed @formal badge into the jungle. @red kindle started looking left, right and center for @formal badge, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@livid shuttle left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a wooden wand at @inland spoke and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@rustic belfry felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@glass vine was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @glass vine died.

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@brave shore tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@river frost accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @river frost died.

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@urban sequoia was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @urban sequoia lived.

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@inland spoke took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@rustic belfry tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @rustic belfry didn't know that.

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@brave shore tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@formal badge snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche obscured @bright vortex's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @bright vortex escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@brave shore was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @brave shore died.

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@bright vortex killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@tranquil wyvern thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@minor jewel promised @red kindle that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke told @minor jewel a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @minor jewel died.

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@rustic belfry flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @rustic belfry died.

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@tight niche sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@bright vortex tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@bright vortex tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @bright vortex died.

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@inland spoke forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @tranquil wyvern looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@urban sequoia paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Mythril Sword.

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@urban sequoia baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @urban sequoia died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @bright vortex
150 points go to 6th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

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@river frost told @formal badge a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@river frost was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @river frost died.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@inland spoke and @tranquil wyvern had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@vagrant storm covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@minor jewel tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @minor jewel died.

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@static orbit asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @red kindle, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @static orbit to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @static orbit died.

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@tight niche became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@red kindle invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@red kindle joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@vagrant storm was dunked on by @formal badge. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@tranquil wyvern was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@formal badge ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@urban sequoia used their Slap Hand to lop off @inland spoke's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @urban sequoia invented golf. @inland spoke died.

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@vagrant storm watched @tight niche go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tight niche was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@urban sequoia performed open heart surgery on @tranquil wyvern, even though @tranquil wyvern never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@vagrant storm fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @vagrant storm died.

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@tight niche wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@urban sequoia sat on a wall. @urban sequoia had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @urban sequoia together again. @urban sequoia died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @river frost

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @late mica, @inland spoke, @wide gate, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @errant vine, @river frost, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @static orbit
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@late mica bashed @inland spoke in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@late mica couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their True Excalibur to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @late mica's heart and brain. @late mica died.

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@abstract thunder couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@red kindle had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Venus Magnum. Obviously, this failed.

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@errant vine defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @errant vine died.

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@static orbit drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @urban sequoia appeared instead.

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@long vine learned all of @river frost's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@wide gate couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@river frost pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @river frost died.

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@abstract thunder tried to get @minor jewel to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @abstract thunder died.

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@brave shore fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @brave shore died.

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@minor jewel hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @minor jewel died.

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@tight niche overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@static orbit heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @red kindle, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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A strange device attached itself to @red kindle's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @urban sequoia saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@long vine wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@wide gate put two forward slashes in front of @tranquil wyvern and commented them out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia replaced @static orbit's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @static orbit died.

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@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@inland spoke played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @inland spoke. @inland spoke died.

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@wide gate tried to use forbidden magic to erase @urban sequoia from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @urban sequoia die, so nothing actually happened.

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@urban sequoia lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @urban sequoia died.

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@wide gate was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @wide gate died.

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@tight niche was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @wide gate
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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@violet forum won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@late mica got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @late mica died.

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@daring void didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @daring void died.

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@wide gate thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @wide gate died.

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@urban sequoia got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tight niche saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@long vine drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @long vine died.

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@red kindle's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @red kindle died.

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@static orbit fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@minor jewel tried to attack @formal badge with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @minor jewel's. @minor jewel died.

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@static orbit crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @static orbit's entire body.

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@near mortar found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@violet forum considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@formal badge thought that @urban sequoia was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@near mortar accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @near mortar died.

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@violet forum somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@formal badge decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@urban sequoia constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@tight niche started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@static orbit wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @static orbit died.

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@violet forum purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tight niche donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@urban sequoia was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @urban sequoia died.

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@violet forum shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @violet forum died.

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@tranquil wyvern shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@formal badge ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tranquil wyvern's Star Cannon. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @violet forum
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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inland spoke Feb 22, 2026, 3:07 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 3:07 PM

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errant vine Feb 22, 2026, 3:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @late mica, @inland spoke, @radiant slate, @grand dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @polar sonnet, @limpid glacier, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@polar sonnet dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@minor jewel sharpened @late mica's face at a Sharpening Station. @late mica became the sharpest tool in the shed. @late mica died.

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@carmine cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@radiant slate tried to save @tranquil wyvern's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @radiant slate died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @radiant slate died.

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@red kindle equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @grand dagger into approaching. @red kindle then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @grand dagger with two Sniper Rifle shots. @grand dagger died.

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@errant vine tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @errant vine died.

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@polar sonnet was looking kind of dumb after @urban sequoia's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @polar sonnet died.

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@red kindle traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@carmine cairn and @inland spoke were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@limpid glacier stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @limpid glacier died.

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@minor jewel challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @minor jewel died.

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@red kindle tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @red kindle is now bald.

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@red kindle skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche talked with @carmine cairn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@inland spoke was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @tranquil wyvern alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@urban sequoia used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @polar sonnet
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

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There are 19 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @devout lava, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @rain mauve, @grand dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @polar sonnet, @livid shuttle, @limpid glacier, @idle sky, @oak lodge, @near mortar, and @urban sequoia
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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @jolly swift randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@devout lava claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @oak lodge was morbidly interested.

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@near mortar went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@devout lava and @urban sequoia were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @devout lava, but left @urban sequoia alone because they smelled funny. @devout lava died.

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@rain mauve complained to @limpid glacier that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@worn mason saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @worn mason died.

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@tranquil wyvern used their embezzled funds to shred through @grand dagger with a Coin Gun. @grand dagger died.

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@polar sonnet, @tight niche, and @errant vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @polar sonnet used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @polar sonnet died.

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@upbeat fern and @idle sky built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@inland spoke stole @red kindle's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @red kindle was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@urban sequoia invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@limpid glacier read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @limpid glacier died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Medusa Head on @idle sky and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @idle sky died.

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@oak lodge discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @oak lodge died.

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@near mortar tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @near mortar died.

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@red kindle played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle wanted to start a band, and recruited @jolly swift as their keyboard player. @jolly swift showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@tight niche, @carmine cairn and @inland spoke played hot potato with a grenade. @inland spoke forgot to pass it on. @inland spoke died.

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@errant vine and @urban sequoia were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @errant vine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @errant vine died.

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@rain mauve looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@jolly swift tried to kill @upbeat fern, but failed to ask for consent.

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@livid shuttle used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @livid shuttle died.

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@upbeat fern found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @upbeat fern died.

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@urban sequoia threw a Stink Potion at @jolly swift. @jolly swift threw a Toxic Flask right back. @urban sequoia died.

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@jolly swift panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @jolly swift died.

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@rain mauve pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @rain mauve died.

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@carmine cairn theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@carmine cairn went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @rain mauve
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat fern
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil wyvern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @devout lava, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @rich garden, @glacial python, @tranquil wyvern, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @slender night, @minor jewel, @oak lodge, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@devout lava had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@raw moss soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @raw moss dyed.

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@rich garden didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @rich garden died.

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@inland spoke befriended @errant vine by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@red kindle drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@oak lodge and @glacial python played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @oak lodge was the chicken. @glacial python died.

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@urban sequoia fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @carmine cairn, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@upbeat fern vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @upbeat fern died.

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@warped jacinth knocked furiously on @tight niche's door while holding an axe. @tight niche shouted, "Who's there?"

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While exploring a swamp, @minor jewel caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tranquil wyvern insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @slender night insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @slender night, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @slender night died.

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@minor jewel gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @minor jewel died.

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@oak lodge was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @oak lodge died.

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@carmine cairn found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@raw moss and @tight niche spotted a Cursed Flames on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@jolly swift got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@urban sequoia handed @devout lava a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @devout lava died.

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@inland spoke found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @warped jacinth to check it out. @warped jacinth decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@red kindle claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@warped jacinth took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @warped jacinth died.

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@red kindle went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @inland spoke died.

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@errant vine went down @urban sequoia's chimney to deliver presents, but @urban sequoia's fireplace was still in use. @errant vine died.

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@jolly swift sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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After @jolly swift went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@carmine cairn started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@tranquil wyvern caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @raw moss red. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@tight niche accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @warped jacinth

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rain mauve Feb 22, 2026, 6:15 PM

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idle sky Feb 22, 2026, 6:20 PM

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tight niche Feb 22, 2026, 6:29 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @devout lava, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @rain mauve, @grand dagger, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @errant vine, @limpid glacier, @slender night, @idle sky, @oak lodge, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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@slender night brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@oak lodge activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@rain mauve is hvinga stroker n. @rain mauve died.

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@grand dagger had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @grand dagger wasn't a pie. @grand dagger died.

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@devout lava spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@inland spoke threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @upbeat fern would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @upbeat fern died.

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@tight niche had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@errant vine declared war against @raw moss because they didn't like something @raw moss said in their AMA.

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@limpid glacier built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @limpid glacier died.

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@idle sky was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @idle sky's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @idle sky died.

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@oak lodge moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @oak lodge died.

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@jolly swift wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@tight niche befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@warped jacinth developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@devout lava followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @devout lava died.

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@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@slender night couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@tranquil wyvern rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tranquil wyvern's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@urban sequoia accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@jolly swift tried to shoot an apple off of @red kindle's head. @jolly swift's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @red kindle died.

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@inland spoke took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@warped jacinth got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @warped jacinth died.

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@tranquil wyvern solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@jolly swift made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @slender night. @slender night died.

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@inland spoke became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @raw moss had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @inland spoke's suffering. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@errant vine sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@urban sequoia tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @raw moss, but they were in broad daylight.

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There once was a @tranquil wyvern who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @tranquil wyvern's insides, and all the animals were freed. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @tight niche was watching. @errant vine died.

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After opening a present, @tight niche discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@raw moss complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @urban sequoia's life and give it to @raw moss. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @carmine cairn also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tight niche angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@raw moss found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@carmine cairn started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss decided to play catch with a The Horseman's Blade. @carmine cairn missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @slender night
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @warped jacinth

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

red kindle Feb 22, 2026, 6:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 6:41 PM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak lodge Feb 22, 2026, 6:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 6:41 PM

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@oak lodge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 22, 2026, 6:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 6:41 PM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grand dagger Feb 22, 2026, 6:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 6:43 PM

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@grand dagger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 22, 2026, 6:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 6:43 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tacit escarp Feb 22, 2026, 6:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 6:46 PM

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@tacit escarp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

polar sonnet Feb 22, 2026, 6:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 6:52 PM

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@polar sonnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 22, 2026, 6:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 6:57 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 22, 2026, 7:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 7:08 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 22, 2026, 7:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 7:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

warped jacinth Feb 22, 2026, 7:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 22, 2026, 7:30 PM

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@warped jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @grand dagger, @tacit escarp, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @polar sonnet, @oak lodge, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@grand dagger started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @grand dagger died.

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@carmine cairn merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@amber ermine and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @oak lodge was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@tacit escarp tried to attack @red kindle with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tacit escarp to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@tacit escarp contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @tacit escarp died.

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@warped jacinth started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@raw moss hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...