#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 142

jolly swift Feb 20, 2026, 7:10 PM

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paper nacelle Feb 20, 2026, 7:12 PM

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wet merlin Feb 20, 2026, 7:14 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 7:20 PM

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cyan mist Feb 20, 2026, 7:20 PM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 7:28 PM

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gray sky Feb 20, 2026, 7:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @deep shuttle, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @inner kettle, @fluid charm, @tranquil wyvern, @paper nacelle, @oak temple, @cyan mist, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @ancient iris, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@gray sky was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@cyan mist made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@wet merlin tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @wet merlin extremely rich.

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@tranquil wyvern and @inland spoke attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@carmine cairn, @oak temple, and @inner kettle formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@urban sequoia used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@inland spoke asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @inland spoke died.

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@livid shuttle decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@inner kettle picked a fight with a goose. @inner kettle died.

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@deep shuttle's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Adamantite Sword was nice and clean, but their Phantom Phoenix's string broke, and their Spectre Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tight niche huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @ancient iris also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@fluid charm thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @fluid charm died.

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@gray sky talked with @deep shuttle about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@tranquil wyvern started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@ancient iris invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @tight niche flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@paper nacelle swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @paper nacelle died.

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@oak temple opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @oak temple's neck. @oak temple died.

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@urban sequoia used their Tungsten Shortsword to lop off @gray sky's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @urban sequoia invented golf. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@jolly swift managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@wet merlin flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @tranquil wyvern when the world was flipped.

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@livid shuttle used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@tight niche dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@urban sequoia was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @urban sequoia died.

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@ancient iris built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@jolly swift was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@wet merlin got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @wet merlin, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @wet merlin died.

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@cyan mist found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@raw moss consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@cyan mist joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@tranquil wyvern visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @tranquil wyvern felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@jolly swift tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@deep shuttle slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @cyan mist's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @cyan mist died.

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@ancient iris drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@tight niche sang a song to try to impress @raw moss, @carmine cairn, and @tranquil wyvern. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@ancient iris became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@deep shuttle was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@ancient iris forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @ancient iris died.

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@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

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@tranquil wyvern pumped @carmine cairn full of lead. No one was hurt, but @carmine cairn's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@deep shuttle walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@tranquil wyvern defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@deep shuttle hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @deep shuttle died.

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@tight niche damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@raw moss preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@tight niche forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @tight niche died.

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@jolly swift challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @jolly swift died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @carmine cairn's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @ancient iris
100 points go to 8th place: @cyan mist
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @urban sequoia

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wet merlin Feb 20, 2026, 7:41 PM

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cyan mist Feb 20, 2026, 7:41 PM

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 7:48 PM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 7:56 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 8:16 PM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 8:17 PM

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paper nacelle Feb 20, 2026, 8:26 PM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 8:29 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 8:29 PM

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amber ermine Feb 20, 2026, 8:41 PM

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severe spoke Feb 20, 2026, 8:52 PM

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oak lodge Feb 20, 2026, 8:54 PM

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exotic saddle Feb 20, 2026, 9:00 PM

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zealous rock Feb 20, 2026, 9:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 9:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @amber ermine, @paper nacelle, @red kindle, @exotic saddle, @cyan mist, @severe spoke, @oak lodge, @urban sequoia, and @wet merlin
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@amber ermine, @oak lodge and @zealous rock played hot potato with a grenade. @zealous rock forgot to pass it on. @zealous rock died.

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@amber ermine spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @amber ermine still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @amber ermine died.

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@paper nacelle realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @paper nacelle died.

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@wet merlin started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@urban sequoia started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@carmine cairn promised to @inland spoke that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@red kindle tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @raw moss, but they were in broad daylight.

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@severe spoke equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @exotic saddle into approaching. @severe spoke then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @exotic saddle with two Sniper Rifle shots. @exotic saddle died.

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@cyan mist went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @oak lodge had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @cyan mist died.

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@urban sequoia cut through @wet merlin with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @wet merlin died.

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@oak lodge realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @oak lodge died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @raw moss is approaching @inland spoke!

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@severe spoke invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@red kindle crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@inland spoke's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia rescued @severe spoke from drowning, but in reverse. @severe spoke died.

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@tight niche was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @carmine cairn caught them in time.

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@red kindle stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@red kindle got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@urban sequoia was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tight niche watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@raw moss tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@tight niche somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@carmine cairn watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@carmine cairn started barking like a dog while chasing @raw moss.

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@tight niche was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@carmine cairn decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss performed open heart surgery on @tight niche, even though @tight niche never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @cyan mist

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 9:40 PM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 9:41 PM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 9:41 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 9:42 PM

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upbeat fern Feb 20, 2026, 9:44 PM

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severe spoke Feb 20, 2026, 10:03 PM

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oak lodge Feb 20, 2026, 10:07 PM

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turbid skiff Feb 20, 2026, 10:20 PM

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idle sky Feb 20, 2026, 10:20 PM

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hardy patio Feb 20, 2026, 10:20 PM

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long vine Feb 20, 2026, 10:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 10:27 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 10:29 PM

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brazen plaza Feb 20, 2026, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 10:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @brazen plaza, @severe spoke, @hardy patio, @turbid skiff, @oak lodge, @idle sky, and @urban sequoia
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@long vine started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@inland spoke lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle drank sand for 10 hours. @red kindle died.

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@upbeat fern was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@raw moss lured @upbeat fern into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @upbeat fern's dust allergy! @upbeat fern died.

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@hardy patio started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@severe spoke pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @severe spoke died.

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@brazen plaza found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @brazen plaza headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@tight niche and @turbid skiff played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tight niche was the chicken. @turbid skiff died.

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@oak lodge walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@hardy patio tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@urban sequoia tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @brazen plaza's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @oak lodge died.

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@idle sky started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @idle sky died.

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@raw moss threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@brazen plaza went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @brazen plaza died.

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@hardy patio was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tight niche stopped them in time.

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@raw moss was vehicularly manslaughtered by @carmine cairn's minecart. @raw moss died.

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@long vine was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@carmine cairn found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@tight niche built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@carmine cairn somehow convinced @tight niche that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 7th place: @idle sky
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 10th place: @turbid skiff

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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severe spoke Feb 20, 2026, 10:46 PM

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 10:48 PM

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wintry haven Feb 20, 2026, 10:53 PM

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oak lodge Feb 20, 2026, 10:55 PM

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long vine Feb 20, 2026, 11:06 PM

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upbeat fern Feb 20, 2026, 11:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 11:11 PM

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paper rose Feb 20, 2026, 11:13 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 11:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 11:20 PM

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remote pumice Feb 20, 2026, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 11:29 PM

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next hemlock Feb 20, 2026, 11:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 11:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @long vine, @upbeat fern, @paper rose, @severe spoke, @wintry haven, and @oak lodge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@upbeat fern tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @upbeat fern died.

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@raw moss was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@paper rose was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @paper rose died.

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@carmine cairn promised @wintry haven that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @wintry haven died.

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@severe spoke tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@remote pumice tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@oak lodge called @carmine cairn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @oak lodge died.

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@raw moss made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @long vine walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@severe spoke was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@next hemlock was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @next hemlock died.

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The Demolitionist told @severe spoke that it was a good day to die. @severe spoke thought so too. @severe spoke died.

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@remote pumice went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @carmine cairn died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @raw moss some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @severe spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 7th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 8th place: @wintry haven
100 points go to 9th place: @paper rose
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat fern

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @raw moss, @cinder mortar, @long vine, @abstract thunder, @late stone, @idle sky, and @oak lodge
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@oak lodge wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@glacial totem was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @glacial totem died.

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@wind flicker fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @wind flicker died.

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@zealous rock tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @zealous rock died.

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@carmine cairn knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@cinder mortar pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @cinder mortar died.

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@abstract thunder read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @abstract thunder then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @abstract thunder died.

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@late stone just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@raw moss saw @late stone standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @late stone died.

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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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After partying all night, @oak lodge was shot by @long vine in a swimming pool. @oak lodge died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @idle sky's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @idle sky died.

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@raw moss was vehicularly manslaughtered by @long vine's minecart. @raw moss died.

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@long vine used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @idle sky
150 points go to 5th place: @oak lodge
150 points go to 6th place: @late stone
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @cinder mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @zealous rock
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @raw moss, @fluid charm, @remote pumice, @modern plover, @hardy patio, @river frost, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @oak lodge
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@zealous rock's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @oak lodge and @late stone's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @zealous rock died.

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@brave shore tricked @fluid charm into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @fluid charm died.

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@carmine cairn invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@modern plover became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@modern plover stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @modern plover died.

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@hardy patio disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@raw moss contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@oak lodge tried to kill @raw moss with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@late stone threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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The Nurse told @river frost they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @river frost died.

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@late stone traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @late stone died.

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@hardy patio almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@livid shuttle gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @brave shore, who was in the front row. @brave shore died.

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@livid shuttle found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@oak lodge's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@remote pumice started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @remote pumice decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@oak lodge rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @oak lodge died.

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@remote pumice put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@hardy patio accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @hardy patio was forgiven.

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@raw moss splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @livid shuttle observed disapprovingly.

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@hardy patio went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @livid shuttle's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn teleported behind @raw moss using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @late stone
100 points go to 9th place: @river frost
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wind flicker Feb 21, 2026, 1:55 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @red kindle, @hardy patio, @river frost, @potent talon, @late stone, @livid shuttle, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
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@carmine cairn tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@wind flicker fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @wind flicker died.

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@zealous rock summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @zealous rock died.

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@potent talon wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@hardy patio decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @hardy patio died.

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@potent talon was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@raw moss ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@oak lodge walked up to @late stone and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @oak lodge, that kills people! @late stone died.

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@livid shuttle neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @livid shuttle died.

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@oak lodge got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @oak lodge, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @oak lodge died.

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@urban sequoia got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@raw moss rescued @inland spoke from drowning, but in reverse. @inland spoke died.

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@river frost ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @river frost, @red kindle broke their fall with their own body. @red kindle died.

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@river frost was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @river frost died.

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@raw moss tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@carmine cairn needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @raw moss being mercilessly tickled by @urban sequoia.

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@carmine cairn walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@urban sequoia finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @raw moss caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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Thanks to @urban sequoia's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @carmine cairn's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@carmine cairn yelled, "Duck!" @raw moss excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @river frost
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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low tendon Feb 21, 2026, 2:38 AM

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oak lodge Feb 21, 2026, 2:40 AM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 2:40 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 21, 2026, 2:57 AM

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tacit escarp Feb 21, 2026, 3:01 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 3:05 AM

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minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 3:12 AM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 3:20 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 3:25 AM

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glacial totem Feb 21, 2026, 3:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tacit escarp, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @low tendon, @oak lodge, @minor jewel, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss promised to @red kindle that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@low tendon walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@tacit escarp read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tacit escarp then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tacit escarp died.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@livid shuttle challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @livid shuttle died.

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@low tendon was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @low tendon died.

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@oak lodge got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@oak lodge accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @oak lodge died.

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@minor jewel attacked @carmine cairn with a Legendary Zenith, but @carmine cairn's pen was mightier. @minor jewel died.

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@glacial totem felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@raw moss managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@warped jacinth found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@urban sequoia got tired of @warped jacinth constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @warped jacinth died.

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@urban sequoia modified @inland spoke's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @inland spoke was never seen again. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @urban sequoia's life points directly. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@raw moss hid an actuator in @glacial totem's lunch. Later that day, @glacial totem stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn walked into a bar. @raw moss laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@raw moss got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 10th place: @low tendon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 21, 2026, 4:01 AM

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paper rose Feb 21, 2026, 4:11 AM

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river frost Feb 21, 2026, 4:17 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 21, 2026, 4:23 AM

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minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 4:25 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @zealous rock, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @paper rose, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @low tendon, @oak lodge, and @minor jewel
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@river frost kept talking, but stopped after @low tendon held up their hand. @low tendon demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@minor jewel shot @wind flicker in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @wind flicker died.

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@raw moss got a piggyback ride from @zealous rock, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @zealous rock died.

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@oak lodge got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@paper rose was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@inland spoke always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @inland spoke died.

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@tacit escarp realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tacit escarp died.

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@minor jewel asked @oak lodge if they "knew the way". @oak lodge didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@livid shuttle aimed a spinning toy at @carmine cairn, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@raw moss tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@long vine got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@low tendon got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@paper rose wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @paper rose died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @river frost and @carmine cairn ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@low tendon killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@livid shuttle looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@river frost embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @river frost tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @river frost died.

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@livid shuttle was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @livid shuttle died.

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@minor jewel faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@oak lodge tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @oak lodge died.

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@long vine used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@low tendon tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @low tendon died.

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@minor jewel found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @minor jewel died.

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@carmine cairn made up their own language and used it to threaten @raw moss, who simply scratched their head.

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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@tranquil wyvern started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@long vine became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@tranquil wyvern, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @carmine cairn rich and famous.

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@raw moss accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @low tendon
100 points go to 7th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @river frost
100 points go to 10th place: @paper rose

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raw moss Feb 21, 2026, 4:39 AM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 4:39 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 4:39 AM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 4:40 AM

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minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 4:40 AM

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tacit escarp Feb 21, 2026, 4:40 AM

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zealous rock Feb 21, 2026, 4:42 AM

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arctic temple Feb 21, 2026, 4:43 AM

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low tendon Feb 21, 2026, 4:53 AM

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long vine Feb 21, 2026, 4:55 AM

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oak lodge Feb 21, 2026, 5:04 AM

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river frost Feb 21, 2026, 5:09 AM

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marsh marten Feb 21, 2026, 5:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@zealous rock, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @red kindle, @marsh marten, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @low tendon, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
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@long vine donned a Martian costume and chased @zealous rock in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @zealous rock died.

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@tacit escarp found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@tacit escarp wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @tacit escarp through the wall. @tacit escarp died.

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@low tendon saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @marsh marten instead. @marsh marten died.

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@oak lodge ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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Rumors started spreading that @arctic temple was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @arctic temple.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @livid shuttle begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@livid shuttle spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@livid shuttle’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@livid shuttle went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@inland spoke slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @river frost's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @river frost died.

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@livid shuttle stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @low tendon was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @low tendon had ever been in. @low tendon died.

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@arctic temple started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @arctic temple soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @arctic temple died.

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@long vine did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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A zombie snuck up on @oak lodge and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @oak lodge died.

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@raw moss used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@urban sequoia was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @inland spoke with its horns. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine tied up @minor jewel and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @minor jewel to die. However, @minor jewel managed to escape from their bonds.

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@urban sequoia hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @urban sequoia could pull it to shore.

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@minor jewel drank a Molotov Cocktail. @minor jewel died.

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@raw moss wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@red kindle tickled @long vine from behind while they were busy sharpening their Gold Broadsword. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@raw moss started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@urban sequoia heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@long vine invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@urban sequoia fed @raw moss several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@long vine was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @long vine die

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@urban sequoia found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@urban sequoia mistook @raw moss's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@long vine got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 8th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 9th place: @low tendon
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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long vine Feb 21, 2026, 5:39 AM

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oak lodge Feb 21, 2026, 5:39 AM

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zealous rock Feb 21, 2026, 5:40 AM

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raw moss Feb 21, 2026, 5:41 AM

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river frost Feb 21, 2026, 5:47 AM

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tacit escarp Feb 21, 2026, 5:47 AM

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arctic temple Feb 21, 2026, 5:47 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 21, 2026, 5:56 AM

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minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 5:57 AM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 6:09 AM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 6:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 6:25 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 6:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 6:25 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@zealous rock, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @red kindle, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @oak lodge, @minor jewel, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@urban sequoia confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@zealous rock drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @zealous rock died.

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@livid shuttle found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@tacit escarp built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@tacit escarp ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @tacit escarp said "thanks, you too." @tacit escarp died.

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@raw moss tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@long vine swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @long vine died.

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@red kindle crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@livid shuttle took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @livid shuttle died.

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@river frost started blocking @oak lodge's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@inland spoke invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @arctic temple, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @arctic temple died.

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@oak lodge had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @oak lodge died.

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@red kindle kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@warped jacinth let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@minor jewel went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @minor jewel died.

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@raw moss rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@inland spoke was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @inland spoke died.

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@warped jacinth wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@urban sequoia wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@raw moss took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@red kindle found @river frost sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@raw moss used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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Hey @warped jacinth, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @warped jacinth died.

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@river frost was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @urban sequoia stopped them in time.

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@raw moss drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@red kindle started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@red kindle drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss offered to add a gold trim to @river frost's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@river frost declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @river frost's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@raw moss chased @river frost with their Flying Dragon. @river frost tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @raw moss. @river frost died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @river frost
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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tacit escarp Feb 21, 2026, 6:38 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 21, 2026, 6:38 AM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 6:39 AM

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raw moss Feb 21, 2026, 6:39 AM

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river frost Feb 21, 2026, 6:40 AM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 6:42 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 6:43 AM

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minor jewel Feb 21, 2026, 6:43 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 21, 2026, 6:56 AM

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long vine Feb 21, 2026, 7:06 AM

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formal badge Feb 21, 2026, 7:23 AM

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mossy jackal Feb 21, 2026, 7:23 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@mossy jackal, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @red kindle, @abstract thunder, @river frost, @formal badge, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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@mossy jackal made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @mossy jackal died.

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@raw moss became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@river frost and @formal badge huddled around @abstract thunder to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @abstract thunder's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@long vine was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @long vine let them be.

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@inland spoke decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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Out of boredom, @warped jacinth used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@urban sequoia used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @minor jewel flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@abstract thunder picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @abstract thunder died.

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@formal badge went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @formal badge died.

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@minor jewel forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @minor jewel died.

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@raw moss tried to shoot @tacit escarp using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @inland spoke's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @long vine wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@red kindle summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @warped jacinth felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@tacit escarp found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @tacit escarp died.

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@red kindle used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @red kindle then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@inland spoke tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @inland spoke died.

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@warped jacinth had a sleepover with @river frost, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@urban sequoia made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @long vine walked all over it. #(##^)#

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While sitting on a bench together with @long vine, @river frost leaned away and farted.

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@raw moss used a Laser Drill to literally bore @red kindle to death. @red kindle died.

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@warped jacinth went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @warped jacinth died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @urban sequoia. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @urban sequoia died.

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@river frost brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @river frost died.

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@long vine tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @river frost
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @tacit escarp
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tawny wharf, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tacit escarp, @vagrant prairie, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @oak lodge, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@river frost had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@inland spoke tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @minor jewel demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @inland spoke by two. @inland spoke died.

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@oak lodge combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@vagrant prairie took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @vagrant prairie died.

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@amber ermine ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@urban sequoia picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@red kindle squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@red kindle fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @red kindle died.

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@tacit escarp popped @river frost by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @river frost died.

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@livid shuttle fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @minor jewel. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@minor jewel tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @urban sequoia in disguise. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia and @raw moss played catch with a Paladin. @urban sequoia accidentally fumbled a catch. @urban sequoia died.

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@tacit escarp joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tacit escarp was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@oak lodge accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @oak lodge died.

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@tranquil wyvern dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tawny wharf diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@tacit escarp gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @tacit escarp died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@tranquil wyvern died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tranquil wyvern was revived.

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@long vine tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@tawny wharf argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@long vine didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @long vine died.

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@tawny wharf saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@raw moss crafted @tranquil wyvern into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tawny wharf thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @raw moss was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@tawny wharf asked @raw moss to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @tawny wharf died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tawny wharf
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tacit escarp
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @river frost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glass vine Feb 21, 2026, 8:56 AM

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dull gazelle Feb 21, 2026, 9:06 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tacit escarp, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @glass vine, @river frost, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @dull gazelle, and @oak lodge
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@oak lodge found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@fiery belfry built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@raw moss dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @raw moss died.

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@dull gazelle tried to stab @fiery belfry, but @fiery belfry's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @fiery belfry died.

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@livid shuttle trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@tacit escarp was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @tacit escarp died.

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@long vine started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@tight niche spun around in a full circle and shot @glass vine with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @glass vine died.

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@abstract thunder wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@abstract thunder carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @abstract thunder died.

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@livid shuttle started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@long vine found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@dull gazelle shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @dull gazelle's head. @dull gazelle died.

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@river frost tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@oak lodge sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @oak lodge died.

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@tranquil wyvern captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tight niche's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@river frost discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @river frost died.

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@livid shuttle decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tranquil wyvern angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tranquil wyvern's floating house. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @long vine pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tight niche found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @tight niche headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@livid shuttle desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@long vine murdered @tight niche with a knife, but it was actually @livid shuttle in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @long vine didn't care that much. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @long vine, who happened to be passing by.

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@tight niche farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@long vine started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@long vine trash talked @tight niche, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @long vine suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @river frost
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 7th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @tacit escarp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 10:22 AM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 10:23 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 10:23 AM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 10:24 AM

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vagrant storm Feb 21, 2026, 10:29 AM

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river frost Feb 21, 2026, 10:30 AM

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@tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@tranquil wyvern eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@river frost and @vagrant storm started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @river frost took out their actual shotgun. @vagrant storm died.

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@minor jewel tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @long vine tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @minor jewel. Apparently, not that many. @minor jewel died.

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@inland spoke took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @inland spoke died.

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After eating supper together, @livid shuttle betrayed @red kindle in exchange for 30 silver coins. @red kindle died.

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@livid shuttle was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@river frost's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @river frost sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@long vine's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Katana was nice and clean, but their Palm Wood Bow's string broke, and their Tome of Infinite Wisdom cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to destroy @river frost by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@long vine shot a sand block at @river frost with a Sandgun, but @river frost managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@urban sequoia was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@long vine drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@river frost was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@long vine managed to kill @river frost by doing absolutely nothing. @river frost died.

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@long vine touched @tight niche's gun without permission. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @river frost
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 21, 2026, 10:39 AM

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river frost Feb 21, 2026, 10:39 AM

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 10:41 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 10:44 AM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 10:45 AM

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wind flicker Feb 21, 2026, 10:54 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 21, 2026, 11:00 AM

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static orbit Feb 21, 2026, 11:18 AM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 11:29 AM

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@wind flicker, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @urban sequoia, and @static orbit
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@wind flicker tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @wind flicker died.

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@static orbit became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @static orbit died.

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@inland spoke's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia spiced up @red kindle's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tranquil wyvern! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@river frost returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@urban sequoia opportunistically attacked @tranquil wyvern with a Bee Keeper while their cell phone was ringing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@livid shuttle told @tight niche that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @tight niche vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@river frost took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@long vine and @urban sequoia were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@river frost tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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A pretty fairy led @livid shuttle to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @livid shuttle died.

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@river frost forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @river frost died.

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@tight niche built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@urban sequoia heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@urban sequoia used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tight niche's head instead. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @river frost
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 21, 2026, 11:50 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 21, 2026, 11:51 AM

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long vine Feb 21, 2026, 11:52 AM

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red kindle Feb 21, 2026, 11:52 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 21, 2026, 11:53 AM

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arctic temple Feb 21, 2026, 12:06 PM

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tight niche Feb 21, 2026, 12:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 12:24 PM

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river frost Feb 21, 2026, 12:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 12:25 PM

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@river frost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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jolly swift Feb 21, 2026, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 21, 2026, 12:30 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @dull gazelle, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @static orbit
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@dull gazelle invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@inland spoke saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@river frost encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @river frost died.

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@long vine found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@arctic temple began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@red kindle tried to high-five @static orbit, but @static orbit went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@livid shuttle tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @livid shuttle died.

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@dull gazelle played rock-paper-scissors with @jolly swift. @dull gazelle played paper. @jolly swift played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @dull gazelle was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @dull gazelle died.

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@arctic temple took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @arctic temple died.

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@minor jewel was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia and @tranquil wyvern were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@red kindle found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.