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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 3:10 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 20, 2026, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 3:20 AM

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fiery belfry Feb 20, 2026, 3:29 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 3:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @half magnet, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @gusty ermine, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@half magnet tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @half magnet died.

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@livid shuttle's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @gusty ermine, who was out swimming that day. @gusty ermine died.

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@fiery belfry modified @inland spoke's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @inland spoke was never seen again. @inland spoke died.

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@oak lodge pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @urban sequoia.

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@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@urban sequoia got quantum-entangled with @carmine cairn, and used this opportunity to force @carmine cairn to pick their own nose.

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@oak lodge greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @oak lodge died.

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@tranquil wyvern stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@fiery belfry made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@red kindle contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tranquil wyvern got impaled by Mourning Wood. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@urban sequoia went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @raw moss suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 3:38 AM

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oak lodge Feb 20, 2026, 3:39 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 3:40 AM

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 3:46 AM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 3:47 AM

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proud lava Feb 20, 2026, 3:50 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 4:24 AM

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stray hill Feb 20, 2026, 4:25 AM

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gray sky Feb 20, 2026, 4:27 AM

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shrewd crown Feb 20, 2026, 4:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @shrewd crown, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @red kindle, @proud lava, @stray hill, @gray sky, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@raw moss found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@inland spoke tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@gray sky started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@urban sequoia underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@shrewd crown tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @stray hill, but it refused to listen because @shrewd crown didn't have enough badges.

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@carmine cairn found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@proud lava didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @proud lava died.

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@gray sky wished for the ability to fly. @oak lodge granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @gray sky died.

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@oak lodge took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @oak lodge died.

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@red kindle heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @shrewd crown, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@stray hill tried to shoot @urban sequoia using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @inland spoke's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@inland spoke tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @inland spoke died.

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After opening a present, @urban sequoia discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@stray hill started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @stray hill died.

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@raw moss explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@carmine cairn found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @shrewd crown, @raw moss, and @red kindle. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @red kindle died.

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@shrewd crown went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @shrewd crown died.

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@urban sequoia searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@carmine cairn aimed a spinning toy at @raw moss, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@urban sequoia wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@raw moss put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@urban sequoia fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@raw moss found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@carmine cairn walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @shrewd crown
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 4:38 AM

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gray sky Feb 20, 2026, 4:38 AM

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brave shore Feb 20, 2026, 4:41 AM

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shrewd crown Feb 20, 2026, 4:44 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 20, 2026, 4:44 AM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 4:45 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 4:45 AM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 4:46 AM

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oak lodge Feb 20, 2026, 5:06 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 5:08 AM

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river frost Feb 20, 2026, 5:17 AM

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modern plover Feb 20, 2026, 5:28 AM

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potent talon Feb 20, 2026, 5:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @shrewd crown, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @red kindle, @modern plover, @river frost, @potent talon, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @oak lodge, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@inland spoke accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @inland spoke died.

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@warped jacinth tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@brave shore tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@red kindle was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@modern plover's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @modern plover died.

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@oak lodge headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@river frost threw a snowball at @potent talon. To counter this, @potent talon threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @river frost died.

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@livid shuttle found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@warped jacinth hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@potent talon failed to properly hydrate. @potent talon died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@livid shuttle started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @livid shuttle soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore declared war against @urban sequoia because they didn't like something @urban sequoia said in their AMA.

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@oak lodge accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@gray sky held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@shrewd crown equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@oak lodge gave @brave shore Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @brave shore died.

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@urban sequoia found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss murdered @carmine cairn with a knife, but it was actually @warped jacinth in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @raw moss didn't care that much. @warped jacinth died.

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@gray sky started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@raw moss created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @gray sky got too close while watching. @gray sky died.

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@oak lodge fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @oak lodge died.

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@shrewd crown was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @shrewd crown dried.

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@shrewd crown brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @shrewd crown died.

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@raw moss attacked @carmine cairn with a Legendary Zenith, but @carmine cairn's pen was mightier. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @shrewd crown
150 points go to 4th place: @oak lodge
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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shrewd crown Feb 20, 2026, 5:39 AM

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 5:40 AM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 5:43 AM

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river frost Feb 20, 2026, 6:04 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 20, 2026, 6:10 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 6:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:10 AM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 6:10 AM

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potent talon Feb 20, 2026, 6:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:19 AM

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river frost Feb 20, 2026, 6:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:21 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 20, 2026, 6:24 AM

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fiery belfry Feb 20, 2026, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@shrewd crown, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @potent talon, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@shrewd crown ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @shrewd crown died.

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@tranquil wyvern gazed at clouds with @river frost. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@red kindle attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@fiery belfry and @livid shuttle had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@potent talon paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@urban sequoia tried to steal @inland spoke's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@raw moss invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@inland spoke found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@warped jacinth was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@potent talon was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @potent talon died.

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@fiery belfry got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@raw moss, @livid shuttle, and @river frost formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@river frost used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @river frost. @river frost died.

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@red kindle and @livid shuttle were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @red kindle suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @livid shuttle turned around to look. @livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss called @warped jacinth a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @warped jacinth died.

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@urban sequoia constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle was furious at @fiery belfry for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @red kindle's special someone!

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@urban sequoia snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@raw moss and @fiery belfry had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@urban sequoia had @red kindle lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @red kindle, this wasn't a magic show. @red kindle died.

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@fiery belfry was tired of @urban sequoia constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @urban sequoia's front yard. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@fiery belfry went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@raw moss took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@raw moss threw @fiery belfry in the washing machine and turned it on. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @river frost
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 6:40 AM

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 6:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:46 AM

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river frost Feb 20, 2026, 6:50 AM

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half magnet Feb 20, 2026, 6:51 AM

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minor jewel Feb 20, 2026, 6:52 AM

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amber ermine Feb 20, 2026, 6:54 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@shrewd crown, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @glass vine, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
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@half magnet tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @half magnet died.

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@shrewd crown walked into a bar. @raw moss laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@livid shuttle felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tight niche tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@amber ermine carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @amber ermine died.

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@glass vine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @inland spoke tested this theory on @glass vine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @glass vine died.

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@warped jacinth went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@river frost tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @river frost died.

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@arctic temple was buried under an avalanche that @inland spoke had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @arctic temple died.

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@minor jewel panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @minor jewel died.

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@tight niche disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @warped jacinth, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @warped jacinth died.

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@livid shuttle wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@livid shuttle reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle was stalking @tight niche's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@shrewd crown became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@tight niche sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@raw moss built a floating city and named it "England".

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@shrewd crown and @urban sequoia found themselves falling from a considerable height. @shrewd crown landed in a pool of water. @urban sequoia did not. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @shrewd crown died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @shrewd crown
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 8:40 AM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 9:09 AM

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minor jewel Feb 20, 2026, 9:12 AM

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static orbit Feb 20, 2026, 9:24 AM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 9:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, @urban sequoia, and @static orbit
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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@static orbit won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@urban sequoia saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@livid shuttle hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @livid shuttle could pull it to shore.

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@red kindle tried hacking into @amber ermine's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @amber ermine's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tranquil wyvern found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@raw moss drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @raw moss died.

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@inland spoke watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@minor jewel rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@amber ermine baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@livid shuttle unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @livid shuttle died.

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@urban sequoia looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@inland spoke and @minor jewel engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @minor jewel blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @minor jewel died.

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@static orbit fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @static orbit died.

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The sun burnt @red kindle into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@tranquil wyvern saw @inland spoke trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @tranquil wyvern is calling the police!

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Thanks to @inland spoke's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @urban sequoia's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@tight niche made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@tranquil wyvern started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@red kindle dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@urban sequoia got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@tranquil wyvern forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @urban sequoia randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@tight niche tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@urban sequoia became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @urban sequoia died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static orbit Feb 20, 2026, 9:50 AM

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static orbit Feb 20, 2026, 9:51 AM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 9:55 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 9:56 AM

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amber ermine Feb 20, 2026, 9:57 AM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 9:57 AM

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severe spoke Feb 20, 2026, 10:01 AM

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minor jewel Feb 20, 2026, 10:03 AM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 10:26 AM

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long vine Feb 20, 2026, 10:27 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @glass vine, @severe spoke, @brave shore, @minor jewel, @static orbit, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @severe spoke and @red kindle out.

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No one told @wind flicker that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @wind flicker died.

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@raw moss spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @raw moss died.

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@urban sequoia tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@static orbit tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@amber ermine drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@glass vine took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @glass vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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While exploring the Jungle, @severe spoke needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @severe spoke. @severe spoke died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @brave shore. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @brave shore died.

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@static orbit was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @static orbit died.

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@tranquil wyvern decisively vanquished @minor jewel through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @minor jewel died.

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@red kindle saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@tight niche shot their S.D.M.G. to the left of @inland spoke just to scare them. @inland spoke heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@urban sequoia fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@red kindle tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @urban sequoia demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @red kindle by two. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@tight niche drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@tight niche planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@long vine took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @long vine died.

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@urban sequoia made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @urban sequoia died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @urban sequoia
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 8th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @severe spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static orbit Feb 20, 2026, 10:39 AM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 10:39 AM

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long vine Feb 20, 2026, 10:39 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 10:39 AM

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minor jewel Feb 20, 2026, 10:39 AM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 10:40 AM

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shrewd crown Feb 20, 2026, 10:41 AM

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brave shore Feb 20, 2026, 10:57 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 20, 2026, 11:04 AM

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cinder mortar Feb 20, 2026, 11:09 AM

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amber ermine Feb 20, 2026, 11:14 AM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 11:27 AM

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vagrant storm Feb 20, 2026, 11:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@shrewd crown, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @cinder mortar, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @vagrant storm, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @brave shore, @minor jewel, @static orbit, and @urban sequoia
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@inland spoke couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@cinder mortar saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @cinder mortar died.

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@red kindle started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@vagrant storm spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @vagrant storm died.

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@urban sequoia sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@static orbit complained that they had no life, so @brave shore used a Life Drain to take @amber ermine's life and give it to @static orbit. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@brave shore died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @static orbit was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @static orbit died.

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@tranquil wyvern took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@inland spoke was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@minor jewel wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@tranquil wyvern pointed a Shotgun at @red kindle and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @tranquil wyvern looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@urban sequoia tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@tight niche mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@shrewd crown flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @red kindle. @red kindle died.

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@minor jewel went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @minor jewel died.

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@tight niche tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@shrewd crown decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @shrewd crown died.

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@urban sequoia forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @shrewd crown
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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shrewd crown Feb 20, 2026, 11:39 AM

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gray sky Feb 20, 2026, 11:41 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@shrewd crown, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @severe spoke, @gray sky, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, @near mortar, @static orbit, and @urban sequoia
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@tight niche wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@amber ermine went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @amber ermine died.

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@shrewd crown accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@severe spoke vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @severe spoke died.

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@gray sky got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @gray sky died.

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@inland spoke invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@minor jewel found a hill and started to roll down it. @minor jewel was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @minor jewel died.

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@long vine fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @red kindle and @static orbit to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@near mortar accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @near mortar died.

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@long vine told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tranquil wyvern and @shrewd crown.

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@urban sequoia forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@tight niche tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@red kindle used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@inland spoke flossed their teeth with @arctic temple's shoelaces.

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@arctic temple ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @arctic temple died.

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@static orbit decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@tranquil wyvern splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tight niche observed disapprovingly.

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@long vine used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@static orbit made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @static orbit died.

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@red kindle tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@shrewd crown used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@inland spoke challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @shrewd crown, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @red kindle to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Copper Shortsword. @urban sequoia died.

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A witch prophesized that @tranquil wyvern would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@shrewd crown tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @shrewd crown died.

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@tight niche ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @shrewd crown
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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near mortar Feb 20, 2026, 12:40 PM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 1:01 PM

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gray sky Feb 20, 2026, 1:19 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 1:20 PM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 1:28 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @gusty ermine, @minor jewel, @near mortar, @static orbit, and @urban sequoia
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@gray sky overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@half magnet was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @gusty ermine tried putting @half magnet back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @half magnet died.

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@minor jewel relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@arctic temple learned all of @inland spoke's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@amber ermine felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @static orbit setting explosives beneath them. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @livid shuttle wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@formal badge thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@formal badge accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @formal badge died.

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@red kindle opportunistically attacked @livid shuttle with a Beam Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @livid shuttle died.

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@gusty ermine hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @gusty ermine died.

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@near mortar looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@long vine took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@red kindle threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@inland spoke tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@near mortar tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@minor jewel was walked on by a Martian Walker. @minor jewel died.

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@near mortar tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tranquil wyvern in disguise. @near mortar died.

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The Wizard showed @gray sky their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@static orbit felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @static orbit died.

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@urban sequoia discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@tight niche drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@tranquil wyvern drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@long vine found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @arctic temple used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @arctic temple died.

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@carmine cairn wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@inland spoke painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@inland spoke tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@long vine farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@gray sky was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @gray sky die

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@carmine cairn built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@tight niche told @urban sequoia a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@long vine tried to kill @tranquil wyvern with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@tight niche desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@carmine cairn tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@urban sequoia practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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A monkey dramatically raised @gray sky up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @gray sky off said cliff. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@tight niche had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@tranquil wyvern snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia appeared to be taking a group picture of @long vine, @tight niche, and @carmine cairn. @urban sequoia's selfie turned out great!

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@long vine and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@urban sequoia used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@tight niche distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@carmine cairn used the power of Flex Tape to stick @tight niche in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @tight niche's suffering to a swift end. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 10th place: @static orbit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 1:49 PM

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long vine Feb 20, 2026, 1:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 20, 2026, 2:06 PM

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gray sky Feb 20, 2026, 2:09 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 2:23 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 2:26 PM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 2:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 2:27 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

shrewd crown Feb 20, 2026, 2:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @shrewd crown, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@shrewd crown jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@long vine accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche spotted a Golden Shower on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@urban sequoia had a sleepover with @inland spoke, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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Hey @long vine, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @long vine died.

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@amber ermine hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@red kindle distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@carmine cairn rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @carmine cairn's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@livid shuttle did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @minor jewel, who happened to be passing by.

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@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @amber ermine chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@tranquil wyvern returned to their house, only to find that @carmine cairn had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@inland spoke was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@red kindle constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@shrewd crown got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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Santa Claus asked @minor jewel what they wanted for Christmas. @minor jewel replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@urban sequoia started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@amber ermine tried to launch a poison dart frog at @gray sky through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @amber ermine has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @amber ermine died.

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@minor jewel wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@gray sky jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@livid shuttle was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @livid shuttle died.

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@shrewd crown squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@tight niche smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@carmine cairn drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@minor jewel called @tight niche a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @minor jewel died.

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@carmine cairn developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@inland spoke was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@red kindle was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@shrewd crown invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@shrewd crown made some scary noises in the dark. @urban sequoia sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @shrewd crown died.

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@tight niche started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @carmine cairn and @urban sequoia.

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@tight niche's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tight niche! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@urban sequoia was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@urban sequoia started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@tight niche claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@urban sequoia got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @tight niche held up their hand. @tight niche demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@urban sequoia's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @carmine cairn and @tight niche's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @tight niche tattled on them.

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@carmine cairn was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @carmine cairn died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @shrewd crown
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @cyan mist, @spare laurel, @formal badge, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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While sitting on a bench together with @red kindle, @carmine cairn leaned away and farted.

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@worn mason made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @worn mason died.

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@amber ermine underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @amber ermine died.

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@minor jewel planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@urban sequoia tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @urban sequoia decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @cyan mist into fertilizer. @cyan mist died.

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@inland spoke solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@formal badge went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift asked for @spare laurel's autograph. At first, @spare laurel was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@inland spoke followed @jolly swift into the jungle. @inland spoke started looking left, right and center for @jolly swift, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@spare laurel took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @spare laurel died.

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@inland spoke tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @inland spoke died.

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@jolly swift tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @urban sequoia had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@tranquil wyvern had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@red kindle threw @minor jewel into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @red kindle a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @minor jewel died.

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@red kindle hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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After an intense fight, @urban sequoia was beaten by @tranquil wyvern in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tranquil wyvern told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@tight niche realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@carmine cairn was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@tight niche brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@tranquil wyvern passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@carmine cairn chased @tranquil wyvern with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@carmine cairn tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @tight niche with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @spare laurel
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @amber ermine, @upbeat fern, @paper nacelle, @red kindle, @severe spoke, @spare laurel, @gray sky, @formal badge, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@worn mason tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @worn mason died.

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@amber ermine sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @amber ermine died.

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A zombie snuck up on @upbeat fern and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @upbeat fern died.

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@formal badge wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@paper nacelle turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @paper nacelle died.

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@gray sky's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @gray sky died.

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@severe spoke took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@formal badge challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @formal badge died.

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@minor jewel tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @minor jewel died.

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@spare laurel wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @spare laurel died.

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@carmine cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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After @inland spoke went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @inland spoke died.

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@jolly swift wanted to start a band, and recruited @severe spoke as their keyboard player. @severe spoke showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@jolly swift 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @red kindle to death. @red kindle died.

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@severe spoke pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @severe spoke died.

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@tight niche accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@carmine cairn found @jolly swift sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@urban sequoia was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@tight niche wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@urban sequoia followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @jolly swift with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@jolly swift worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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A strange device attached itself to @jolly swift's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @carmine cairn. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @severe spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @spare laurel
100 points go to 9th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @cinder mortar, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @paper nacelle, @severe spoke, @gray sky, @arctic temple, @minor jewel, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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@urban sequoia found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@jolly swift embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @jolly swift tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @jolly swift died.

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@gray sky bashed @paper nacelle in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@carmine cairn learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@raw moss donated all of their organs to those in need. @raw moss died.

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@arctic temple spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@cinder mortar tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @cinder mortar died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @paper nacelle was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @paper nacelle had ever been in. @paper nacelle died.

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@minor jewel buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@wet merlin trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@tranquil wyvern sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@gray sky put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern bought a Gatligator and fired it at @urban sequoia for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tranquil wyvern furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@carmine cairn went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@arctic temple got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @arctic temple died.

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@wet merlin was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @wet merlin died.

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@minor jewel got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @minor jewel wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @minor jewel was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@severe spoke used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@red kindle saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@inland spoke went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@inland spoke started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@severe spoke programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @severe spoke died.

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@inland spoke went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@red kindle didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @red kindle died.

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@minor jewel declared war on emus. The emus won. @minor jewel died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@tight niche was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tight niche's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @minor jewel
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @arctic temple

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:05 PM

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@arctic temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet merlin Feb 20, 2026, 6:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:06 PM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 6:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 6:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @upbeat fern, @paper nacelle, @severe spoke, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @wet merlin, @urban sequoia, and @static orbit
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@upbeat fern finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @upbeat fern died.

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@raw moss woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@paper nacelle dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @paper nacelle died.

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@tranquil wyvern finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@severe spoke suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@static orbit took aim at @urban sequoia from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@severe spoke tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @severe spoke died.

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@red kindle found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@inland spoke wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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Low on health, @gray sky hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche hid from @wet merlin by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@livid shuttle stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle warned @urban sequoia not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @urban sequoia trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@inland spoke obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@arctic temple was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @arctic temple died.

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@wet merlin finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@wet merlin transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @wet merlin died.

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@carmine cairn fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@raw moss crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @raw moss's entire body.

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@tight niche tried to kill @static orbit by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@static orbit invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @static orbit died.

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@inland spoke became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tranquil wyvern wasn't a pie. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@deep shuttle thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@tight niche ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@red kindle's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @urban sequoia died.

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@deep shuttle stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @raw moss died.

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@tight niche used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@tight niche was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @carmine cairn's Star Cannon. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static orbit
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 6:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:40 PM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Feb 20, 2026, 6:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:41 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 6:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:45 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 6:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:48 PM

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@urban sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ancient iris Feb 20, 2026, 6:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:48 PM

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@ancient iris, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 20, 2026, 6:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 6:53 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inner kettle Feb 20, 2026, 7:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 7:09 PM

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@inner kettle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fluid charm Feb 20, 2026, 7:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 7:09 PM

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@fluid charm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Feb 20, 2026, 7:10 PM

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Bb!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 7:10 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.