#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 140

gleaming grove · 2026-02-19T07:35:49.088Z

>>> told to bite the dust. In response, took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

gleaming groveBOT Feb 19, 2026, 7:35 AM

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@red kindle told @urban sequoia to bite the dust. In response, @urban sequoia took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@slate igloo tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @slate igloo died.

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@still crystal beat @raw moss into a pulp with a stale baguette. @raw moss died.

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@inland spoke touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@formal badge slammed @long vine into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @long vine died.

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@urban sequoia aimed a Last Prism beam at @livid shuttle, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@livid shuttle got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle and @urban sequoia played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@warped jacinth was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@inland spoke suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@still crystal tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @still crystal died.

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@warped jacinth was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @warped jacinth died.

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@inland spoke tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @red kindle accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @red kindle died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @formal badge was caught in the crossfire. @formal badge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @urban sequoia!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @urban sequoia
500 points go to 2nd place: @formal badge
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @still crystal
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @slate igloo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 19, 2026, 7:39 AM

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inland spoke Feb 19, 2026, 7:45 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 19, 2026, 7:46 AM

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zealous rock Feb 19, 2026, 7:46 AM

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red kindle Feb 19, 2026, 8:00 AM

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paper rose Feb 19, 2026, 8:03 AM

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proud lava Feb 19, 2026, 8:05 AM

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warped jacinth Feb 19, 2026, 8:14 AM

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amber ermine Feb 19, 2026, 8:19 AM

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brave shore Feb 19, 2026, 8:20 AM

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vital current Feb 19, 2026, 8:22 AM

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livid mist Feb 19, 2026, 8:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@zealous rock, @inland spoke, @livid mist, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @vital current, @proud lava, @paper rose, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @urban sequoia, and @warped jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@zealous rock heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@zealous rock went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @zealous rock died.

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@long vine drank a Molotov Cocktail. @long vine died.

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@red kindle and @warped jacinth were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@livid shuttle was infected by a zombie virus. @livid shuttle died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@amber ermine had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @amber ermine died.

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@inland spoke was cornered by @tranquil wyvern, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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Poor @brave shore. @brave shore keeps getting pinged over and over again. @brave shore is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @brave shore. @brave shore. @brave shore.

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@vital current summoned a solar eclipse while @livid mist was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @vital current died.

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@proud lava thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @proud lava died.

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@formal badge invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@brave shore adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@tranquil wyvern walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@livid mist and @inland spoke were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@red kindle started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @warped jacinth forced them to put in some more effort.

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@paper rose killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@livid shuttle looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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A mysterious stranger gave @paper rose a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @tranquil wyvern with it. However, @paper rose clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @paper rose died.

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@warped jacinth burned @formal badge to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @warped jacinth for reading books. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @livid shuttle turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @livid shuttle died.

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@inland spoke tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@brave shore summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@livid mist hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@livid mist saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @brave shore instead. @brave shore died.

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@red kindle sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@warped jacinth blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @warped jacinth's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@inland spoke released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @inland spoke, but it was very satisfying.

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@urban sequoia searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@warped jacinth equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @red kindle chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @warped jacinth's shattered corpse. @warped jacinth died.

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@livid mist threatened @urban sequoia with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @urban sequoia informed @livid mist as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @livid mist died.

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@tranquil wyvern kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @urban sequoia had had enough, so they scooped @tranquil wyvern to death with an ice cream spoon. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@red kindle was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@inland spoke's booty was plundered by pirates. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @urban sequoia was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@urban sequoia was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @red kindle. @red kindle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @urban sequoia!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @urban sequoia
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid mist
150 points go to 6th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @paper rose

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

inland spoke Feb 19, 2026, 8:39 AM

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long vine Feb 19, 2026, 8:40 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 19, 2026, 8:41 AM

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gray sky Feb 19, 2026, 8:41 AM

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red kindle Feb 19, 2026, 8:41 AM

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amber ermine Feb 19, 2026, 8:50 AM

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brave shore Feb 19, 2026, 8:55 AM

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bleak tulip Feb 19, 2026, 8:57 AM

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formal badge Feb 19, 2026, 9:29 AM

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tight niche Feb 19, 2026, 9:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @bleak tulip, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore spiced up @amber ermine's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@tight niche and @formal badge found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@urban sequoia looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@bleak tulip thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @bleak tulip died.

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@long vine found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@red kindle finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@gray sky did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@inland spoke took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@brave shore declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @brave shore's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@red kindle couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@formal badge ran with scissors. @formal badge died.

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@long vine was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@red kindle trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @urban sequoia was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@brave shore finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tight niche caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@urban sequoia tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@brave shore tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@red kindle tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @red kindle was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche came out of @urban sequoia's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@brave shore and @long vine relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@long vine spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@brave shore purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@urban sequoia swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @urban sequoia died.

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@brave shore woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @long vine found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @brave shore with bug spray. @brave shore died.

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@long vine wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @bleak tulip
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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bleak tulip Feb 19, 2026, 9:45 AM

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inland spoke Feb 19, 2026, 9:51 AM

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paper rose Feb 19, 2026, 9:59 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 19, 2026, 10:04 AM

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abstract thunder Feb 19, 2026, 10:07 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 19, 2026, 10:08 AM

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red kindle Feb 19, 2026, 10:09 AM

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waxen marlin Feb 19, 2026, 10:15 AM

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long vine Feb 19, 2026, 10:27 AM

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tight niche Feb 19, 2026, 10:28 AM

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brave shore Feb 19, 2026, 10:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @paper rose, @waxen marlin, @abstract thunder, @formal badge, @bleak tulip, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@inland spoke wrote @paper rose's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @paper rose died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @waxen marlin that there was something stuck in their teeth. @waxen marlin checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @waxen marlin died.

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@red kindle merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@abstract thunder decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @abstract thunder died.

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@bleak tulip wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @formal badge on a spit. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore told @bleak tulip to step off their carpet, which they did. @brave shore proceeded to murder @bleak tulip, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @bleak tulip died.

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@inland spoke was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche tried to destroy @tranquil wyvern by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@red kindle was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @red kindle died.

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@long vine murdered @urban sequoia by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @urban sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern had the high ground, but @tight niche just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @tranquil wyvern toppling to their doom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@brave shore heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@long vine cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @long vine's heart! @long vine died.

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@brave shore looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@brave shore was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@tight niche tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Bladed Glove instead of a Bug Net.

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@tight niche and @brave shore decided to play catch with a Yellow Phasesaber. @tight niche missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @bleak tulip
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 19, 2026, 10:38 AM

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long vine Feb 19, 2026, 10:41 AM

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minor jewel Feb 19, 2026, 10:42 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 19, 2026, 10:46 AM

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red kindle Feb 19, 2026, 10:47 AM

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waxen marlin Feb 19, 2026, 10:49 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 19, 2026, 11:16 AM

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slate igloo Feb 19, 2026, 11:27 AM

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tight niche Feb 19, 2026, 11:28 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@slate igloo, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @red kindle, @waxen marlin, @livid shuttle, @minor jewel, and @urban sequoia
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@slate igloo invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @slate igloo was mauled by wolves. @slate igloo died.

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@waxen marlin used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @waxen marlin died.

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After partying all night, @minor jewel was shot by @tranquil wyvern in a swimming pool. @minor jewel died.

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@urban sequoia used their embezzled funds to shred through @inland spoke with a Coin Gun. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@long vine found a room full of Bunny Banners in @livid shuttle's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle was dunked on by @tight niche. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@red kindle drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@urban sequoia sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @minor jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @waxen marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @slate igloo

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@paper rose got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@paper rose got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @paper rose died.

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@formal badge's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @formal badge died.

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@inland spoke hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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There once was a @minor jewel who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @minor jewel's insides, and all the animals were freed. @minor jewel died.

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@errant vine saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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While riding on minecart rails, @inland spoke accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @inland spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@urban sequoia captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@errant vine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @errant vine's mind right in front of their face. @errant vine died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @hidden sedge's eye sockets. @hidden sedge died.

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@urban sequoia claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@red kindle wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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While exploring a swamp, @brave shore caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@long vine contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@long vine and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @brave shore was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@brave shore dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @long vine fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@brave shore modified @long vine's Tin Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @long vine was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @hidden sedge
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @minor jewel

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@inland spoke ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@gray sky was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@carmine cairn literally gaslighted @long vine by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @urban sequoia wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @amber ermine killed the Traveling Merchant first. @amber ermine died.

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@red kindle accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@gray sky stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@minor jewel used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @minor jewel died.

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@inland spoke got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @tranquil wyvern got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @inland spoke died.

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@livid shuttle was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@tight niche wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @livid shuttle is now goo. @livid shuttle died.

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@red kindle was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @raw moss. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine's face was scorched off after @carmine cairn took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @errant vine died.

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@urban sequoia is hvinga stroker n. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche gave @hidden sedge a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @hidden sedge gave @tight niche a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @carmine cairn died.

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@hidden sedge tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @hidden sedge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @hidden sedge
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

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@hidden sedge teleported behind @worn mason using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @worn mason died.

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@urban sequoia was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@amber ermine found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@inland spoke tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@amber ermine encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @formal badge, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @formal badge died.

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@inland spoke tried to save @raw moss's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @inland spoke died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@tranquil wyvern adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @carmine cairn wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @tranquil wyvern all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@red kindle started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern stopped a meteor from crushing @hidden sedge and @tight niche with their own body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss replaced @urban sequoia's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @urban sequoia died.

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@hidden sedge ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@tight niche and @raw moss had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@carmine cairn was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@tight niche accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @tight niche was forgiven.

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@carmine cairn became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@raw moss tried to set up a campfire, but @hidden sedge drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@hidden sedge recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @hidden sedge concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@raw moss climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@tight niche followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Flintlock Pistol.

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@raw moss covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@hidden sedge spoke softly to @carmine cairn while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @carmine cairn died.

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@hidden sedge and @raw moss played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@raw moss built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@raw moss gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hidden sedge!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hidden sedge
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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amber ermine Feb 19, 2026, 3:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @worn mason, @hidden sedge, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @formal badge, @willow compass, and @urban sequoia
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@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @inland spoke was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia and @raw moss got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@worn mason ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @worn mason died.

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@willow compass took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@formal badge searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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In a bizarre turn of events, @amber ermine was flattened by a road roller. @amber ermine died.

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@red kindle tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @red kindle died.

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@gray sky placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @gray sky died.

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@raw moss and @jolly swift huddled around @formal badge to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @formal badge's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@tight niche wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@formal badge wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @formal badge's head. @formal badge died.

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@hidden sedge spun around in a full circle and shot @willow compass with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @willow compass died.

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@urban sequoia sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @urban sequoia died.

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@jolly swift was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @hidden sedge took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@raw moss started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@tight niche woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @hidden sedge!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @hidden sedge
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @willow compass
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Feb 19, 2026, 4:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @calm wind, @vagrant storm, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @gray sky, @formal badge, and @urban sequoia
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@calm wind became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @calm wind died.

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@vagrant storm challenged @raw moss to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @raw moss's turn to win. @vagrant storm died.

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@tranquil wyvern wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@red kindle traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @red kindle did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @errant vine's house. @errant vine started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@gray sky had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@formal badge grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@gray sky used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @gray sky didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @gray sky died.

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@urban sequoia got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @urban sequoia died.

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@jolly swift calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@tranquil wyvern took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @errant vine. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche swung a Seedler at @carmine cairn and missed. However, @carmine cairn acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @tight niche to receive a yellow card.

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@formal badge dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @jolly swift, @tranquil wyvern broke their fall with their own body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@tight niche commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@tight niche joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Feb 19, 2026, 4:37 PM

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jolly swift Feb 19, 2026, 4:40 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 19, 2026, 5:20 PM

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errant vine Feb 19, 2026, 5:29 PM

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tight niche Feb 19, 2026, 5:29 PM

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vagrant storm Feb 19, 2026, 5:29 PM

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shrewd crown Feb 19, 2026, 5:29 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 19, 2026, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 19, 2026, 5:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @shrewd crown, @tight niche, @worn mason, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @errant vine, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@shrewd crown started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@vagrant storm wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@jolly swift opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@worn mason was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @worn mason died.

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@tight niche didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @vagrant storm's. @vagrant storm died.

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@gray sky breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @gray sky died.

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@wet merlin went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@livid shuttle was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @livid shuttle died.

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@wet merlin was ordered by @jolly swift to sing a song or be killed. @wet merlin tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@carmine cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tranquil wyvern hid an actuator in @errant vine's lunch. Later that day, @errant vine stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @errant vine died.

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@shrewd crown stole @tight niche's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @tight niche was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@tranquil wyvern watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@tranquil wyvern was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift and @shrewd crown had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tight niche sped up the process by stabbing @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@shrewd crown was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@carmine cairn consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@tight niche dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @shrewd crown, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @shrewd crown died.

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@carmine cairn took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@tight niche realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @shrewd crown
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Feb 19, 2026, 6:06 PM

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severe spoke Feb 19, 2026, 6:10 PM

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hidden sedge Feb 19, 2026, 6:21 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 19, 2026, 6:26 PM

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tight niche Feb 19, 2026, 6:27 PM

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vagrant storm Feb 19, 2026, 6:29 PM

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gray sky Feb 19, 2026, 6:38 PM

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worn mason Feb 19, 2026, 6:51 PM

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subtle gorge Feb 19, 2026, 6:54 PM

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wet merlin Feb 19, 2026, 6:57 PM

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crude osprey Feb 19, 2026, 7:23 PM

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errant vine Feb 19, 2026, 7:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @worn mason, @subtle gorge, @crude osprey, @hidden sedge, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @errant vine, @severe spoke, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@crude osprey told @worn mason a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @worn mason died.

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@gray sky knocked furiously on @subtle gorge's door while holding an axe. @subtle gorge shouted, "Who's there?"

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@carmine cairn's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @carmine cairn responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@vagrant storm found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @tranquil wyvern to check it out. @tranquil wyvern decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@severe spoke drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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The Nurse told @crude osprey they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @crude osprey died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Star Wrath.

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@hidden sedge went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @livid shuttle and @subtle gorge summoned the Impending Doom. @hidden sedge died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @vagrant storm disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@vagrant storm was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @vagrant storm died.

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@errant vine found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@gray sky found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @gray sky died.

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@severe spoke kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@livid shuttle heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @livid shuttle died.

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@wet merlin sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @wet merlin died.

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@errant vine was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@subtle gorge found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@severe spoke couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@severe spoke got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @severe spoke died.

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@errant vine moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @tranquil wyvern was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@tight niche and @subtle gorge ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@subtle gorge started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @subtle gorge died.

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@carmine cairn dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tight niche spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @carmine cairn. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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severe spoke Feb 19, 2026, 7:39 PM

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subtle gorge Feb 19, 2026, 7:45 PM

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gray sky Feb 19, 2026, 7:54 PM

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cinder mortar Feb 19, 2026, 8:07 PM

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warped jacinth Feb 19, 2026, 8:22 PM

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oak lodge Feb 19, 2026, 8:26 PM

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tight niche Feb 19, 2026, 8:29 PM

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still crystal Feb 19, 2026, 8:31 PM

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worn mason Feb 19, 2026, 8:31 PM

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wet merlin Feb 19, 2026, 8:37 PM

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severe spoke Feb 19, 2026, 8:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 19, 2026, 8:38 PM

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inland spoke Feb 19, 2026, 8:57 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 19, 2026, 8:57 PM

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red kindle Feb 19, 2026, 8:58 PM

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uneven forge Feb 19, 2026, 8:58 PM

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halcyon solstice Feb 19, 2026, 9:07 PM

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brave shore Feb 19, 2026, 9:28 PM

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long vine Feb 19, 2026, 9:29 PM

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errant vine Feb 19, 2026, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 19, 2026, 9:29 PM

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warped jacinth Feb 19, 2026, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 19, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are 19 players remaining.
@tight niche, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @uneven forge, @subtle gorge, @still crystal, @cinder mortar, @long vine, @halcyon solstice, @upbeat fern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @severe spoke, @gray sky, @brave shore, @oak lodge, @warped jacinth, @wet merlin, and @urban sequoia
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@severe spoke used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @inland spoke alive. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@uneven forge modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@urban sequoia vaporized @worn mason with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @worn mason died.

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@oak lodge fed @wet merlin several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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A pretty fairy led @subtle gorge to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @subtle gorge died.

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@still crystal took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @still crystal died.

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@cinder mortar playfully poked @gray sky and laughed. @gray sky playfully poked them back with a Palladium Pike. @cinder mortar died.

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@halcyon solstice angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @halcyon solstice died.

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@brave shore ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @upbeat fern before they could say "Zoinks!" @upbeat fern died.

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@uneven forge and @severe spoke were having a nice picnic on the beach when @gray sky stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@red kindle started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @red kindle died.

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@errant vine broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@severe spoke somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @severe spoke died.

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@oak lodge threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @gray sky would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @brave shore died.

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@oak lodge discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @oak lodge died.

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@long vine spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@uneven forge found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@urban sequoia and @errant vine set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@urban sequoia accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @urban sequoia died.

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After years of research, @wet merlin found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @wet merlin died.

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@errant vine wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@uneven forge declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tight niche wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @uneven forge by stabbing them 64 times. @uneven forge died.

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The moon hit @errant vine's eye like a big pizza pie. @errant vine died.

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@warped jacinth was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @warped jacinth died.

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@tight niche stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@long vine escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@tight niche ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@long vine wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven forge
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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oak lodge Feb 19, 2026, 10:47 PM

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brazen plaza Feb 19, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @brazen plaza, @severe spoke, @arctic temple, @oak lodge, and @warped jacinth
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@wind flicker had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @wind flicker's skull. @wind flicker died.

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@long vine started rallying for goblin rights.

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@raw moss became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @severe spoke had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @raw moss's suffering. @raw moss died.

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@worn mason flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @worn mason died.

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@tight niche invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@brazen plaza went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@vagrant storm went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @vagrant storm died.

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@arctic temple tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@long vine was in the middle of taking a shower when @tight niche took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @long vine died.

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@severe spoke started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @severe spoke suddenly didn't feel so good. @severe spoke died.

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@arctic temple accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @arctic temple died.

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@warped jacinth stole @tight niche's lemons. @tight niche got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @warped jacinth's house down.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @oak lodge. Apparently, not that many. @oak lodge died.

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@warped jacinth hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @warped jacinth died.

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@brazen plaza got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tight niche invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@tight niche flexed so hard on @brazen plaza that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @brazen plaza died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brazen plaza
250 points go to 3rd place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 4th place: @oak lodge
150 points go to 5th place: @arctic temple
150 points go to 6th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 9th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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worn mason Feb 19, 2026, 11:48 PM

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arctic temple Feb 20, 2026, 12:14 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 12:24 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @deep shuttle, @tight niche, @worn mason, @long vine, @half magnet, @terse harbor, @severe spoke, @livid shuttle, @arctic temple, @oak lodge, and @warped jacinth
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@glacial totem forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @glacial totem died.

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@severe spoke crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@tight niche went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tight niche's fault.

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@half magnet had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @deep shuttle's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@worn mason saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @worn mason died.

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@half magnet was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @half magnet died.

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@terse harbor tied up @long vine and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @long vine to die. However, @long vine managed to escape from their bonds.

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@severe spoke tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @severe spoke died.

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@livid shuttle read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@arctic temple found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @arctic temple died.

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@oak lodge was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@warped jacinth found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@oak lodge used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @oak lodge died.

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@warped jacinth thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @warped jacinth's potions with Red Potions. @warped jacinth died.

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@long vine had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tight niche somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@carmine cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@terse harbor used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@terse harbor vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @terse harbor died.

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@tight niche obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @tight niche never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@long vine took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @long vine, but failed to ask for consent.

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@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@carmine cairn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tight niche tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@long vine fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@long vine discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @long vine died.

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@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@carmine cairn carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @terse harbor
150 points go to 5th place: @warped jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 7th place: @arctic temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @severe spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pallid moss Feb 20, 2026, 12:52 AM

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river frost Feb 20, 2026, 1:16 AM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 1:20 AM

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 1:20 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 1:21 AM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 1:22 AM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 1:27 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @half magnet, @long vine, @red kindle, @river frost, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @pallid moss, @gusty ermine, @warped jacinth, and @urban sequoia
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@half magnet fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @half magnet died.

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@gusty ermine found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @gusty ermine walked out the door.

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@long vine was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @river frost joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @river frost died.

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@inland spoke constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@red kindle sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@tight niche drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@livid shuttle used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@formal badge found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss won in a fight against @pallid moss by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @pallid moss died.

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@inland spoke tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @inland spoke's mouth.

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@livid shuttle broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@urban sequoia told @tight niche that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @tight niche vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@carmine cairn pointed a wooden wand at @glacial totem and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@raw moss came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@gusty ermine stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@gusty ermine broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @gusty ermine died.

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@red kindle tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@warped jacinth tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @warped jacinth died.

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@red kindle tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@livid shuttle drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @inland spoke was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@glacial totem tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@glacial totem picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @inland spoke insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @inland spoke, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @livid shuttle's life points directly. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche donned a Martian costume and chased @red kindle in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tight niche's back, which then integrated itself into @tight niche's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@raw moss let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@tight niche died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@carmine cairn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@raw moss started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@carmine cairn tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@raw moss took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @warped jacinth
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 20, 2026, 1:41 AM

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 1:43 AM

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glacial totem Feb 20, 2026, 1:47 AM

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half magnet Feb 20, 2026, 1:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 1:49 AM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 1:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 1:59 AM

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shrewd crown Feb 20, 2026, 1:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 1:59 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 1:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 1:59 AM

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oak lodge Feb 20, 2026, 2:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:09 AM

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formal badge Feb 20, 2026, 2:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:11 AM

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red kindle Feb 20, 2026, 2:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:20 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 20, 2026, 2:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:25 AM

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tight niche Feb 20, 2026, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @shrewd crown, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @half magnet, @long vine, @red kindle, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @oak lodge, and @urban sequoia
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @glacial totem died.

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@inland spoke invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@urban sequoia smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@tight niche befriended @formal badge by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@shrewd crown almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@shrewd crown got burninated by Tim. @shrewd crown died.

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@red kindle looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@half magnet's skeleton decided that @half magnet wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @half magnet died.

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@long vine managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@livid shuttle invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@long vine was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@formal badge tried to attack @carmine cairn by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @formal badge died.

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@red kindle pulled out their Psycho Knife and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @red kindle pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@oak lodge heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @oak lodge died.

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@raw moss climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @red kindle and @tight niche.

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@carmine cairn shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@urban sequoia and @inland spoke cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @inland spoke, because @urban sequoia was wearing Frost armor.

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@raw moss found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@urban sequoia screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@inland spoke went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @inland spoke died.

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After @red kindle drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @red kindle died.

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@urban sequoia, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @raw moss is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@tight niche poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@tight niche gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @oak lodge
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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oak lodge Feb 20, 2026, 2:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:39 AM

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raw moss Feb 20, 2026, 2:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:41 AM

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half magnet Feb 20, 2026, 2:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:48 AM

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gusty ermine Feb 20, 2026, 2:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:51 AM

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inland spoke Feb 20, 2026, 2:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 2:59 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 20, 2026, 3:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 20, 2026, 3:01 AM

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