#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 124

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@wet meteor realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @wet meteor died.

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@wet merlin got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tranquil wyvern and @halcyon pebble swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@wanton plume had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @wanton plume died.

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@tight niche gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @halcyon pebble, who was in the front row. @halcyon pebble died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@carmine cairn couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@tight niche made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @carmine cairn walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@carmine cairn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tight niche bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @tight niche was blown to smithereens. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @halcyon pebble
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton plume
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @wet meteor
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @stray fossil

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tranquil wyvern Feb 7, 2026, 3:57 PM

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red kindle Feb 7, 2026, 3:58 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 7, 2026, 3:58 PM

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raw moss Feb 7, 2026, 4:15 PM

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split palm Feb 7, 2026, 4:20 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 7, 2026, 4:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 7, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @halcyon pebble, @oak temple, @worn mason, @split palm, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @obtuse phoenix, @gritty mesa, @gray sky, @formal badge, @wet merlin, @urban sequoia, and @steady turret
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@urban sequoia hid from @worn mason after @inland spoke exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@oak temple swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @oak temple died.

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@split palm stole @wet merlin's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @wet merlin was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@worn mason was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @worn mason died.

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@gritty mesa ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @gritty mesa died.

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@red kindle and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@gray sky equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @formal badge died.

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@wet merlin took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@steady turret looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @steady turret died.

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@inland spoke’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@urban sequoia got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@obtuse phoenix spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @obtuse phoenix died.

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@halcyon pebble lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @halcyon pebble died.

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@split palm decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @split palm died.

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@urban sequoia was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @urban sequoia died.

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@inland spoke summoned a solar eclipse while @carmine cairn was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@raw moss shot @tranquil wyvern to death with a finger gun. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @raw moss said "thanks, you too." @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@tight niche tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @split palm
100 points go to 9th place: @halcyon pebble
100 points go to 10th place: @obtuse phoenix

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raw moss Feb 7, 2026, 4:39 PM

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gray sky Feb 7, 2026, 4:47 PM

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inland spoke Feb 7, 2026, 4:53 PM

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red kindle Feb 7, 2026, 4:54 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 7, 2026, 4:59 PM

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errant vine Feb 7, 2026, 5:03 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 7, 2026, 5:19 PM

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wind flicker Feb 7, 2026, 5:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 7, 2026, 5:28 PM

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novel summit Feb 7, 2026, 5:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @worn mason, @halcyon pebble, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @gray sky, @novel summit, and @urban sequoia
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@wind flicker started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @wind flicker soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @wind flicker died.

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@worn mason put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @worn mason died.

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@errant vine obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@gray sky asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@tranquil wyvern got a piggyback ride from @halcyon pebble, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @halcyon pebble died.

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@errant vine tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @errant vine died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @gray sky's eye sockets. @gray sky died.

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@urban sequoia will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@urban sequoia declared that 64 was their favorite number. @novel summit wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @urban sequoia by stabbing them 64 times. @urban sequoia died.

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After an intense fight, @raw moss was beaten by @tight niche in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tight niche told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@tranquil wyvern declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tranquil wyvern's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@inland spoke didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@carmine cairn promised @red kindle that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @red kindle died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @novel summit was caught in the crossfire. @novel summit died.

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@tranquil wyvern was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@tight niche tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

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urban sequoia Feb 7, 2026, 5:39 PM

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raw moss Feb 7, 2026, 5:43 PM

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gray sky Feb 7, 2026, 5:44 PM

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red kindle Feb 7, 2026, 5:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 7, 2026, 5:46 PM

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inland spoke Feb 7, 2026, 5:47 PM

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worn mason Feb 7, 2026, 6:05 PM

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static trout Feb 7, 2026, 6:07 PM

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cosmic charm Feb 7, 2026, 6:18 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 7, 2026, 6:19 PM

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errant vine Feb 7, 2026, 6:20 PM

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tight niche Feb 7, 2026, 6:27 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @tranquil wyvern, @cosmic charm, @red kindle, @errant vine, @gray sky, and @urban sequoia
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@static trout took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @worn mason. @worn mason died.

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@cosmic charm tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @cosmic charm died.

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@errant vine dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @urban sequoia fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@tranquil wyvern placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Sandgun.

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@inland spoke just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@gray sky started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @gray sky died.

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@red kindle took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@tranquil wyvern found a hill and started to roll down it. @tranquil wyvern was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@urban sequoia embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @urban sequoia tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @urban sequoia died.

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@errant vine had the high ground, but @static trout just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @errant vine toppling to their doom. @errant vine died.

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@inland spoke made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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While sitting on a bench together with @raw moss, @red kindle leaned away and farted.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @inland spoke saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @raw moss stabbed them in the back. @inland spoke died.

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@tight niche found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@static trout traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@red kindle tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@red kindle dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @red kindle died.

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@tight niche ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@raw moss threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@static trout jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn was infected by a zombie virus. @carmine cairn died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@raw moss put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @static trout
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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raw moss Feb 7, 2026, 6:38 PM

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urban sequoia Feb 7, 2026, 6:51 PM

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inland spoke Feb 7, 2026, 7:00 PM

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late stone Feb 7, 2026, 7:09 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 7, 2026, 7:16 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 7, 2026, 7:25 PM

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dusky elbow Feb 7, 2026, 7:25 PM

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red kindle Feb 7, 2026, 7:27 PM

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gray sky Feb 7, 2026, 7:29 PM

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glacial totem Feb 7, 2026, 7:29 PM

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tight niche Feb 7, 2026, 7:29 PM

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errant vine Feb 7, 2026, 7:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @dusky elbow, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @gray sky, @late stone, and @urban sequoia
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@dusky elbow decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @dusky elbow died.

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@red kindle and @tight niche relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@carmine cairn felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @urban sequoia took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@glacial totem was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@gray sky used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @gray sky died.

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@errant vine fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@late stone went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @inland spoke and @tranquil wyvern summoned the Impending Doom. @late stone died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @urban sequoia excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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A Martian Probe spotted @raw moss, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @raw moss was too boring.

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@glacial totem invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @errant vine, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @errant vine died.

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@red kindle spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@carmine cairn's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@inland spoke wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@raw moss accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @raw moss allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@carmine cairn tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @carmine cairn extremely rich.

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@inland spoke fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @red kindle died.

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@glacial totem made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @glacial totem rich and famous.

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@urban sequoia put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn sacrificed @tranquil wyvern by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@raw moss befriended @glacial totem by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@tight niche angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tight niche's floating house. @tight niche died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @glacial totem accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@raw moss tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@carmine cairn was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@raw moss got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@raw moss was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @late stone

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @rain mauve, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @errant vine, @harsh cliff, @gray sky, @late stone, and @urban sequoia
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@glacial totem saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @raw moss died.

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@rain mauve rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@errant vine was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@late stone spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@harsh cliff invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@mighty coyote hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @mighty coyote died.

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@harsh cliff challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @harsh cliff died.

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@urban sequoia was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@inland spoke rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @inland spoke with unnecessary advice.

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@gray sky was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @gray sky died.

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@red kindle purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@late stone preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@late stone got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @late stone died.

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@urban sequoia used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@rain mauve was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @rain mauve died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@inland spoke angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@errant vine teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@tight niche followed @urban sequoia into the jungle. @tight niche started looking left, right and center for @urban sequoia, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@tranquil wyvern built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@inland spoke went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@carmine cairn complained that they had no life, so @tranquil wyvern used a Life Drain to take @urban sequoia's life and give it to @carmine cairn. @urban sequoia died.

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@tight niche drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@red kindle tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Tactical Shotgun. Obviously, this failed.

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@errant vine flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@errant vine forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche shot a sand block at @carmine cairn with a Sandgun, but @carmine cairn managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@tight niche tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@tight niche drew swords on the ground. @carmine cairn started stomping all over them. Furious, @tight niche picked one up and stabbed @carmine cairn with it.. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @rain mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @late stone
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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There are 19 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @rain mauve, @dapper berry, @split palm, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @proud lava, @errant vine, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @late stone, @wild pumice, @idle pike, @digital raven, and @urban sequoia
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@ebon matrix found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@mighty coyote lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@tight niche sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@proud lava smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@glacial totem used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @glacial totem died.

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@dapper berry was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @dapper berry back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @dapper berry died.

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@mighty coyote fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @mighty coyote died.

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@idle pike searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@wild pumice was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@rain mauve and @inland spoke found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@proud lava was ordered by @gray sky to sing a song or be killed. @proud lava tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @proud lava died.

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@raw moss modified @ebon matrix's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @ebon matrix was never seen again. @ebon matrix died.

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@gray sky forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @gray sky died.

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@urban sequoia found @late stone sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@late stone was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @late stone died.

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@tight niche dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@rain mauve had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@errant vine walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@raw moss looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@wild pumice found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @wild pumice died.

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@carmine cairn cut through @digital raven with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @digital raven died.

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@red kindle took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@idle pike found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@inland spoke farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@errant vine and @idle pike huddled around @rain mauve to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @rain mauve's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@raw moss crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @raw moss's entire body.

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@urban sequoia filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@split palm kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @split palm red. @split palm died.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Yellow Phasesaber.

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@tight niche and @red kindle had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@tight niche rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tight niche's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@rain mauve thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@idle pike told @urban sequoia to bite the dust. In response, @urban sequoia took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@rain mauve tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @rain mauve died.

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@raw moss overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@inland spoke started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@inland spoke placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @inland spoke died.

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@carmine cairn almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@urban sequoia went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@idle pike snuck up behind @tight niche, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @idle pike decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@carmine cairn used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@raw moss blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @raw moss's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@raw moss accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@errant vine started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @idle pike forced them to put in some more effort.

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@tight niche told @red kindle a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@carmine cairn somehow convinced @red kindle that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @red kindle died.

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@errant vine walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@raw moss refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@tight niche aimed a Last Prism beam at @carmine cairn, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@idle pike somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@tight niche's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @carmine cairn to check it out. @carmine cairn decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@raw moss tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@raw moss realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @rain mauve
100 points go to 10th place: @split palm

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mighty coyote Feb 7, 2026, 9:52 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @rain mauve, @split palm, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @errant vine, @harsh cliff, @winter pecan, @brave shore, @pallid moss, @digital raven, and @urban sequoia
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@glacial totem ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @glacial totem died.

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@split palm somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@carmine cairn came out of @pallid moss's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@worn mason invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @worn mason died.

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@errant vine headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @red kindle had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@brave shore asked @inland spoke to give them a hand, so @inland spoke chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@split palm began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @split palm died.

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@mighty coyote had a terrible night. @mighty coyote died.

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@harsh cliff made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @harsh cliff died.

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@carmine cairn activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@pallid moss followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @pallid moss died.

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@rain mauve tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@digital raven felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @errant vine setting explosives beneath them. @digital raven died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @winter pecan needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @winter pecan. @winter pecan died.

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@raw moss learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@rain mauve iwwegawy owoed to @red kindle and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @rain mauve died.

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@raw moss became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@inland spoke tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @inland spoke died.

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@errant vine swapped @brave shore's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @brave shore then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @brave shore died.

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@urban sequoia asked @red kindle if they "knew the way". @red kindle didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@urban sequoia was stalking @errant vine's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @urban sequoia died.

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@raw moss chased @red kindle with their Fetid Baghnakhs. @red kindle tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @raw moss. @red kindle died.

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@errant vine hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @carmine cairn's house. @carmine cairn started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@errant vine calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@raw moss tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@raw moss thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@errant vine got stuck in @carmine cairn's Rod of Discord farm. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@raw moss found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @errant vine
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @rain mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @winter pecan
100 points go to 10th place: @digital raven

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @vital nexus, @rain mauve, @dapper berry, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @red kindle, @gray sky, @regal lance, @pallid moss, @narrow hedge, and @urban sequoia
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@dapper berry and @urban sequoia were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@regal lance zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@vital nexus challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @vital nexus died.

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@dapper berry attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @dapper berry died.

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@narrow hedge made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @mighty coyote. @mighty coyote died.

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@gray sky was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @carmine cairn's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @gray sky died.

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@pallid moss tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@red kindle was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@inland spoke found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@glacial totem realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@carmine cairn lured @regal lance into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @regal lance's dust allergy! @regal lance died.

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@pallid moss fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @pallid moss died.

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@narrow hedge was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @narrow hedge barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @narrow hedge died.

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@rain mauve caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @rain mauve died.

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@long vine confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@raw moss met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @raw moss ended up completely fine.

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@urban sequoia tried to attack @long vine with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @urban sequoia to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@inland spoke put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@glacial totem found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @glacial totem headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@red kindle went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @red kindle decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@carmine cairn tried to strike @raw moss down, but @raw moss instead became more powerful than @carmine cairn could possibly imagine.

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@urban sequoia started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@carmine cairn tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @carmine cairn's mouth.

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@red kindle had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@raw moss made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@inland spoke became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @glacial totem had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @inland spoke's suffering. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @long vine died.

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@urban sequoia attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @raw moss watched the carnage from a safe distance. @urban sequoia died.

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@glacial totem and @red kindle started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @glacial totem took out their actual shotgun. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss started rallying for goblin rights.

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@glacial totem was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@raw moss was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @rain mauve
100 points go to 9th place: @narrow hedge
100 points go to 10th place: @pallid moss

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inland spoke Feb 7, 2026, 11:57 PM

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red kindle Feb 7, 2026, 11:58 PM

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hollow lichen Feb 8, 2026, 12:00 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 8, 2026, 12:02 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 8, 2026, 12:17 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @rain mauve, @quasi dagger, @long vine, @hollow lichen, @red kindle, @formal badge, @regal lance, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@glacial totem got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @glacial totem died.

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@rain mauve started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @rain mauve died.

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@quasi dagger accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @quasi dagger died.

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@hollow lichen used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @hollow lichen died.

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@urban sequoia tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@raw moss wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@carmine cairn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@brave shore had @formal badge lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @formal badge, this wasn't a magic show. @formal badge died.

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After @regal lance drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @regal lance died.

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@red kindle desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@urban sequoia tried to confess their love to @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@raw moss forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@long vine drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@inland spoke brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @urban sequoia discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @brave shore, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @red kindle to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @red kindle died.

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@long vine wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@raw moss modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@raw moss tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @raw moss was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@carmine cairn looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@brave shore worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@carmine cairn tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@brave shore smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@carmine cairn snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @regal lance
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @hollow lichen

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long vine Feb 8, 2026, 12:38 AM

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raw moss Feb 8, 2026, 12:42 AM

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inland spoke Feb 8, 2026, 12:44 AM

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vital nexus Feb 8, 2026, 12:45 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 8, 2026, 12:45 AM

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red kindle Feb 8, 2026, 12:47 AM

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timid ingot Feb 8, 2026, 1:09 AM

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worn mason Feb 8, 2026, 1:15 AM

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winter pecan Feb 8, 2026, 1:17 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 8, 2026, 1:20 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @vital nexus, @long vine, @red kindle, @winter pecan, @timid ingot, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @inland spoke demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @raw moss by two. @raw moss died.

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@long vine burned @worn mason to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @long vine for reading books. @worn mason died.

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@vital nexus fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @vital nexus died.

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@urban sequoia overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@red kindle jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@long vine tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@timid ingot wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@winter pecan started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @winter pecan died.

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@inland spoke tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle saw @urban sequoia trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @red kindle is calling the police!

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@long vine stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@timid ingot started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@urban sequoia had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @urban sequoia wasn't a pie. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@red kindle sharpened @timid ingot's face at a Sharpening Station. @timid ingot became the sharpest tool in the shed. @timid ingot died.

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@carmine cairn heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@red kindle used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @carmine cairn tested this theory on @red kindle, who bounced, and ended up being right. @red kindle died.

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@long vine felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @red kindle
150 points go to 4th place: @timid ingot
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @winter pecan
100 points go to 8th place: @vital nexus
100 points go to 9th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@vital nexus tried to get @red kindle to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @vital nexus died.

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@worn mason went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @worn mason died.

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@urban sequoia wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @long vine killed them. @long vine died.

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@inland spoke put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@pallid moss played Frisbee with @hardy patio using a Light Disc, but @hardy patio unfortunately didn't have five hands. @hardy patio died.

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@granite pier accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@inland spoke wrote @granite pier's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @granite pier died.

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@urban sequoia sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@timid ingot was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@pallid moss started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @carmine cairn randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@red kindle hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@carmine cairn tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@pallid moss's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @pallid moss died.

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@timid ingot tried to kill @urban sequoia, but failed to ask for consent.

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@inland spoke started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@rain mauve escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@rain mauve started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@inland spoke made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@timid ingot went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @timid ingot died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @carmine cairn over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@urban sequoia hid an actuator in @rain mauve's lunch. Later that day, @rain mauve stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @rain mauve died.

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@inland spoke looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@inland spoke was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @red kindle walked out the door.

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@red kindle wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@carmine cairn tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@red kindle fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@carmine cairn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @red kindle, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @red kindle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @red kindle
250 points go to 3rd place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 4th place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @rain mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @timid ingot
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 8th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@raw moss slammed @glacial totem into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @glacial totem died.

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The Wizard showed @red kindle their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@urban sequoia walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@long vine brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@quasi dagger drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @quasi dagger died.

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@hardy patio cornered @carmine cairn at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @carmine cairn started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@granite pier befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@hardy patio drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@long vine started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@raw moss ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@urban sequoia murdered @inland spoke with a knife, but it was actually @granite pier in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @urban sequoia didn't care that much. @granite pier died.

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@urban sequoia found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@inland spoke eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@inland spoke decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @inland spoke died.

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@long vine had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@raw moss wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@urban sequoia was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @urban sequoia died.

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@red kindle stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @red kindle blinked first.

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@red kindle tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@carmine cairn descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@long vine held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@raw moss suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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@long vine had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @long vine's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @urban sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @granite pier
100 points go to 8th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 9th place: @quasi dagger
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@quasi dagger carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @quasi dagger died.

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@potent talon tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@tight niche got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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Thanks to @proud lava's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @hardy patio's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @proud lava died.

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@potent talon invited @timid ingot to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @potent talon was mauled by wolves. @potent talon died.

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@carmine cairn spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@inland spoke tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@urban sequoia found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@carmine cairn passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @tight niche knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@urban sequoia tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @urban sequoia died.

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@long vine wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@red kindle followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @red kindle died.

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@raw moss started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tight niche felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@long vine tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@hardy patio decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@timid ingot was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @timid ingot died.

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@hardy patio's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @raw moss was revived.

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@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@long vine tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @carmine cairn ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@carmine cairn ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@raw moss found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @timid ingot
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

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brave shore Feb 8, 2026, 4:52 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 8, 2026, 5:27 AM

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red kindle Feb 8, 2026, 5:28 AM

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tight niche Feb 8, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@full pivot, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @red kindle, @brave shore, and @urban sequoia
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@raw moss played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@urban sequoia considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@glacial totem drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@tight niche was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@full pivot woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@glacial totem used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @glacial totem died.

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@inland spoke fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @long vine and @red kindle to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@long vine stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @long vine died.

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@full pivot ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @full pivot died.

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@red kindle got quantum-entangled with @raw moss, and used this opportunity to force @raw moss to pick their own nose.

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@carmine cairn went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@inland spoke started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@urban sequoia used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @urban sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@tight niche patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @brave shore in disguise.

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@red kindle tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@raw moss screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@tight niche bought a Gatligator and fired it at @brave shore for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tight niche furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@brave shore drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss knocked furiously on @tight niche's door while holding an axe. @tight niche shouted, "Who's there?"

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After @tight niche went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @urban sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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full pivot Feb 8, 2026, 5:39 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 8, 2026, 6:01 AM

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tight niche Feb 8, 2026, 6:29 AM

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astral glacier Feb 8, 2026, 6:30 AM

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rain mauve Feb 8, 2026, 6:32 AM

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urban sequoia Feb 8, 2026, 7:03 AM

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red kindle Feb 8, 2026, 7:07 AM

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wind flicker Feb 8, 2026, 7:16 AM

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inland spoke Feb 8, 2026, 7:20 AM

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long vine Feb 8, 2026, 7:25 AM

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vagrant storm Feb 8, 2026, 7:26 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @full pivot, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @rain mauve, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @astral glacier, @gray sky, @timid ingot, and @urban sequoia
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The fighting begins again!

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@wind flicker became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @wind flicker died.

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@rain mauve commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@raw moss, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@urban sequoia saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@full pivot put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @full pivot died.

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@rain mauve found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @rain mauve died.

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@vagrant storm buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@tight niche and @inland spoke were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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All that glitters is not gold. @gray sky disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@vagrant storm tried to launch a poison dart frog at @proud lava through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @vagrant storm has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @vagrant storm died.

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@long vine threw a Stink Potion at @timid ingot. @timid ingot threw a Toxic Flask right back. @long vine died.

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@tight niche recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@proud lava always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @proud lava died.

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@astral glacier ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@astral glacier picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @astral glacier died.

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@gray sky drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @gray sky died.

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@red kindle made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@raw moss tried to use forbidden magic to erase @urban sequoia from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @urban sequoia die, so nothing actually happened.

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@timid ingot was walked on by a Martian Walker. @timid ingot died.

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@inland spoke shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @inland spoke died.

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@urban sequoia consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@red kindle drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@raw moss found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.