epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @red kindle died.

@livid shuttle ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @livid shuttle, @lucid ledge broke their fall with their own body. @lucid ledge died.

@flat forge triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @flat forge died.

@long vine became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@raw moss spun around in a full circle and shot @harsh cliff with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @harsh cliff died.

@carmine cairn befriended @sweet ingot by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@raw moss couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@glacial totem planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

@long vine was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@livid shuttle was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @carmine cairn caught them in time.

@sweet ingot patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @raw moss in disguise.

@glacial totem thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@long vine invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@raw moss struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@carmine cairn started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

@long vine lured @livid shuttle into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @livid shuttle's dust allergy! @livid shuttle died.

@sweet ingot was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@sweet ingot almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

@glacial totem found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

There once was a @sweet ingot who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @sweet ingot's insides, and all the animals were freed. @sweet ingot died.

@long vine made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @glacial totem joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@raw moss used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

A Martian Probe spotted @carmine cairn, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @carmine cairn was too boring.

@long vine drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@long vine was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @raw moss flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@carmine cairn stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

@raw moss had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@carmine cairn felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@raw moss found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@raw moss tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet ingot
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[long vine]

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[peak yoke]

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[inland spoke]

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[gaunt dawn]

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[carmine cairn]

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[glacial totem]

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[harsh cliff]

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[split ice]

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[daring thicket]

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[glacial totem]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @gaunt dawn, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @daring thicket, @long vine, @peak yoke, @red kindle, @harsh cliff, @livid shuttle, and @split ice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@daring thicket bought a Gatligator and fired it at @harsh cliff for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @daring thicket furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

@gaunt dawn ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @gaunt dawn said "thanks, you too." @gaunt dawn died.

@long vine started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@raw moss and @carmine cairn had a very merry unbirthday party together. @red kindle found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@inland spoke took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@inland spoke clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @inland spoke died.

@glacial totem saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@livid shuttle headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @long vine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@split ice heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@peak yoke turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @peak yoke died.

@daring thicket equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@harsh cliff was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@glacial totem found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

@red kindle made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

After @red kindle drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @red kindle died.

@harsh cliff and @daring thicket cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @daring thicket, because @harsh cliff was wearing Frost armor.

@carmine cairn donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@split ice started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

A strange device attached itself to @harsh cliff's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @harsh cliff died.

@glacial totem spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@long vine opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@raw moss threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @raw moss unlocked the power of flight!

@split ice sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@livid shuttle damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@carmine cairn left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

@livid shuttle called @daring thicket on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @livid shuttle died.

@split ice was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @split ice died.

@raw moss found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@glacial totem received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

@daring thicket gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @daring thicket died.

@long vine dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@long vine was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @long vine died.

@raw moss had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @raw moss's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @daring thicket
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @split ice
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glacial totem]

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[red kindle]

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[sterile jackal]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[amber ermine]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[merry wagon]

Bb!register

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[brave shore]

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[devout panther]

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[wind flicker]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@sterile jackal, @wind flicker, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @devout panther, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @merry wagon, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@sterile jackal flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @sterile jackal died.

@red kindle got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@wind flicker became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @wind flicker died.

@tight niche marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@amber ermine found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @amber ermine was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@merry wagon went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@livid shuttle drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

@glacial totem went down @devout panther's chimney to deliver presents, but @devout panther's fireplace was still in use. @glacial totem died.

@inland spoke burned @carmine cairn to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @inland spoke for reading books. @carmine cairn died.

@brave shore aimed a spinning toy at @amber ermine, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@livid shuttle tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@devout panther searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@inland spoke saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tight niche, who happened to be passing by.

@long vine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @red kindle observed disapprovingly.

@merry wagon read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@raw moss tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @raw moss's mouth.

@amber ermine rescued @devout panther from drowning, but in reverse. @devout panther died.

@livid shuttle aimed a Last Prism beam at @tight niche, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@amber ermine tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @amber ermine died.

@brave shore drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@tranquil wyvern started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tranquil wyvern decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@long vine went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@merry wagon got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@brave shore asked @raw moss to give them a hand, so @raw moss chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@red kindle started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @red kindle died.

@merry wagon drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @merry wagon died.

@tranquil wyvern equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@long vine performed an interpretive dance for @tight niche and @raw moss as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@livid shuttle lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

@raw moss and @tight niche were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@brave shore's booty was plundered by pirates. @brave shore died.

@tranquil wyvern forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @raw moss felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@tight niche drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@raw moss was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@tight niche kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@long vine watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@tight niche accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@raw moss caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @raw moss died.

@tight niche purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tight niche ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@long vine tried attacking @tight niche, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@long vine was buried under an avalanche that @tight niche had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @merry wagon
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @devout panther

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[red kindle]

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[wind flicker]

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[amber ermine]

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[inland spoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[haughty cliff]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @haughty cliff, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@red kindle spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@wind flicker cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @wind flicker's heart! @wind flicker died.

@inland spoke was looking kind of dumb after @long vine's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @inland spoke died.

Congratulations, @long vine! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @long vine died.

@tight niche tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@raw moss was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@amber ermine tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @amber ermine died.

@haughty cliff tried to destroy @red kindle by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@raw moss started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@brave shore started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@tight niche discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@tranquil wyvern wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@red kindle was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@haughty cliff summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @haughty cliff died.

@raw moss was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@tranquil wyvern built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@tranquil wyvern hadn't seen @brave shore in a long time, and missed them. @brave shore aimed a Sniper Rifle at @tranquil wyvern from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@tight niche found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

@raw moss hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @raw moss died.

@brave shore blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @haughty cliff
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[inland spoke]

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[amber ermine]

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[inland spoke]

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[cosmic charm]

Bb!register

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[wind flicker]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[eager coyote]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @eager coyote, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @cosmic charm, @amber ermine, and @livid shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @wind flicker died.

@tranquil wyvern explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@inland spoke was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @raw moss died.

@cosmic charm and @eager coyote were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @cosmic charm fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @cosmic charm died.

@livid shuttle made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@tight niche tried to attack @livid shuttle with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@long vine entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@eager coyote gave @amber ermine Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@livid shuttle became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@eager coyote and @long vine had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@livid shuttle fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @livid shuttle died.

@long vine decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

@tranquil wyvern played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@tight niche wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@eager coyote silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tranquil wyvern's back, which then integrated itself into @tranquil wyvern's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@long vine visited @tight niche, but no one was home. @long vine felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@tight niche wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @eager coyote on a spit. @eager coyote died.

@tranquil wyvern's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @cosmic charm
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

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@oak temple performed surgery on a grape.

@zenith root tried hacking into @real wedge's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @real wedge's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@rigid shore tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@tight niche walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@long vine started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @red kindle and @wind flicker.

@tranquil wyvern tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

@inland spoke explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@real wedge climbed a tree without using their arms.

@tranquil wyvern wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @wind flicker into an apple. @wind flicker died.

@zenith root was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @zenith root died.

@oak temple encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @oak temple decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@inland spoke told @red kindle that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @red kindle took those words literally and peeled @inland spoke. @inland spoke died.

@oak temple activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @oak temple died.

@tranquil wyvern found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@real wedge was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tight niche stopped them in time.

@rigid shore and @long vine played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@long vine's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @long vine to notice them. @long vine died.

@real wedge was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @real wedge died.

@red kindle crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

@red kindle fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @red kindle died.

While exploring a swamp, @tight niche caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @rigid shore would soon die a gruesome death. @rigid shore ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@tight niche modified @rigid shore's Gold Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @rigid shore was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @rigid shore died.

@tranquil wyvern consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@tight niche squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@tranquil wyvern followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @rigid shore
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @real wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@tidal roost, @rigid shore, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @vital nexus, @fiery belfry, @vestal lion, @tranquil wyvern, @radiant torrent, @long vine, @red kindle, @narrow breach, @split relic, @sullen cove, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @sharp citrus, and @brave shore
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@tidal roost came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@tidal roost ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @tidal roost died.

@inland spoke angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@long vine screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@gray sky started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @rigid shore forced them to put in some more effort.

@radiant torrent started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @vestal lion randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

While in the Underground Jungle, @rigid shore used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @rigid shore died.

Poor @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle keeps getting pinged over and over again. @livid shuttle is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @inland spoke's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle hosted a spelling bee! @vital nexus had to spell "cat". @tight niche had to spell "rain". @brave shore had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@tranquil wyvern descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@sharp citrus and @sullen cove had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@sharp citrus found a room full of Bunny Banners in @vital nexus's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @vital nexus. @vital nexus died.

@vestal lion started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @vestal lion died.

@radiant torrent sniped @red kindle with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @radiant torrent, it was opposite day. @radiant torrent died.

@long vine stole @tranquil wyvern's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @tranquil wyvern was hurt, but only emotionally.

@narrow breach played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@fiery belfry learned all of @brave shore's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@livid shuttle underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@tight niche got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

@fiery belfry took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@narrow breach declared war against @gray sky because they didn't like something @gray sky said in their AMA.

@red kindle ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @red kindle's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @red kindle died.

@narrow breach wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @narrow breach died.

@brave shore, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @split relic. @split relic died.

@livid shuttle put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@sullen cove decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @sullen cove died.

@tranquil wyvern wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

@tight niche's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@sharp citrus didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @livid shuttle's. @livid shuttle died.

@gray sky wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@sharp citrus saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @sharp citrus died.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @tranquil wyvern being mercilessly tickled by @fiery belfry.

@brave shore went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@gray sky tried to steal @tranquil wyvern's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@fiery belfry made up their own language and used it to threaten @long vine, who simply scratched their head.

After @brave shore went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @brave shore died.

@fiery belfry uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @fiery belfry died.

@gray sky was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@gray sky tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @gray sky died.

@tight niche walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@tranquil wyvern invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

@tranquil wyvern got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@tight niche pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @long vine.

@tight niche was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@long vine caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 10th place: @split relic

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tidal roost, @mint prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vestal lion, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
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The fighting begins again!

@tidal roost learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @tidal roost died.

@raw moss hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @tight niche's house. @tight niche started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@mint prism shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @mint prism died.

@gray sky heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @gray sky stopped because their voice became horse.

@livid shuttle used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @vestal lion thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@near mortar realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

All that glitters is not gold. @long vine disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@vestal lion killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@vestal lion panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @vestal lion died.

@gray sky used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @gray sky died.

@long vine dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tranquil wyvern diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@livid shuttle was ordered by @tight niche to sing a song or be killed. @livid shuttle tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them, not knowing that @near mortar was just a completionist.

@tight niche became convinced that @long vine was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @long vine, who was left very confused (and wet).

@near mortar stopped a meteor from crushing @carmine cairn and @long vine with their own body. @near mortar died.

@tranquil wyvern suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@tight niche killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@raw moss took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @long vine dried.

@long vine was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @long vine back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn used their Chlorophyte Claymore to lop off @raw moss's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @carmine cairn invented golf. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn wrote @tight niche's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @vestal lion
100 points go to 10th place: @mint prism

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @errant vine, @grizzled sand, @gray sky, @sullen cove, @sharp citrus, and @fervent cave
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The fighting begins again!

@long vine got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @long vine died.

@amber ermine brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @amber ermine died.

@grizzled sand was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@fervent cave found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

@abstract dune tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @abstract dune died.

The Wall of Flesh told @grizzled sand that there was something stuck in their teeth. @grizzled sand checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @grizzled sand died.

@gray sky fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @gray sky died.

@sullen cove made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @sullen cove died.

@sharp citrus got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @sharp citrus died.

@carmine cairn started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@raw moss tied up @errant vine and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @errant vine to die. However, @errant vine managed to escape from their bonds.

@tranquil wyvern tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@fervent cave followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @fervent cave died.

@tight niche found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tight niche pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@errant vine did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @carmine cairn suggested using cover against them. @tranquil wyvern recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

@errant vine attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @errant vine died.

@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

@raw moss and @tight niche got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@tranquil wyvern ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@raw moss finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @raw moss died.

@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Ice Rod.

@carmine cairn comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@carmine cairn reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @fervent cave
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @grizzled sand

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There are 12 players remaining.
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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @raw moss. Apparently, not that many. @raw moss died.

@formal badge was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@cosmic charm tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@errant vine tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@tranquil wyvern dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tranquil wyvern is going to be stuck there for a while.

@vital nexus tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @vital nexus died.

@cosmic charm ran with scissors. @cosmic charm died.

@grizzled sand used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @grizzled sand died.

@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@livid shuttle was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @livid shuttle died.

@formal badge built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

@formal badge had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @tight niche shot them with an arrow. @formal badge died.

@steady turret brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @steady turret died.

@errant vine 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @daring thicket to death. @daring thicket died.

@errant vine found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @errant vine died.

@tranquil wyvern started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

@tranquil wyvern forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @tranquil wyvern wasn't a Slime, @tranquil wyvern was endlessly beaten. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @daring thicket
150 points go to 6th place: @steady turret
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled sand
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic charm

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There are 12 players remaining.
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@vital nexus accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @vital nexus died.

@errant vine summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @peak yoke's life points directly. @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@tight niche returned to their house, only to find that @formal badge had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@raw moss crafted @proud lava into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @proud lava died.

@split relic decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@cursive portal decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@livid shuttle was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@lucid ledge's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @lucid ledge died.

@split relic was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @split relic let them be.

@split relic was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @split relic died.

@formal badge used a Laser Drill to literally bore @livid shuttle to death. @livid shuttle died.

@formal badge dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @formal badge died.

@cursive portal wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @cursive portal died.

While riding on minecart rails, @errant vine accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @errant vine died.

@tight niche was furious at @carmine cairn for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @tight niche's special someone!

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tight niche. @tight niche died.

@raw moss was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @cursive portal
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @split relic
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @mint prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @abstract dune, @errant vine, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

@mint prism tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @mint prism died.

@abstract dune played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @abstract dune died.

@errant vine vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @errant vine died.

@red kindle traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @wet merlin. @wet merlin died.

@carmine cairn accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @carmine cairn was forgiven.

@raw moss ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@carmine cairn got tired of @inland spoke trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @inland spoke at a Sawmill. @inland spoke died.

@tranquil wyvern stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@tight niche shot their Candy Corn Rifle to the left of @red kindle just to scare them. @red kindle heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @red kindle died.

@tight niche invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @tranquil wyvern, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@raw moss watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @tight niche instead. @tight niche died.

@raw moss pointed a Shotgun at @carmine cairn and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @raw moss looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 10th place: @mint prism

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @mint prism, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vital nexus, @devout panther, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @peak yoke, @red kindle, @rich wagon, @floral plank, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

@mint prism was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @mint prism died.

@inland spoke tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @inland spoke. @inland spoke died.

@wet merlin ran out of bullets while fighting @vital nexus, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @vital nexus died.

@peak yoke was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @peak yoke die

@devout panther picked a fight with a goose. @devout panther died.

@half magnet went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@red kindle held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@half magnet skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @half magnet died.

@peak yoke was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @peak yoke died.

@red kindle was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @red kindle died.

@rich wagon landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @rich wagon accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @rich wagon died.

@floral plank was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @floral plank died.

@tight niche had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@wet merlin was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@tight niche decisively vanquished @tranquil wyvern through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@raw moss dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @carmine cairn fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @tight niche was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @floral plank
100 points go to 7th place: @rich wagon
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @ornate sandal, @subtle gorge, @daring thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @red kindle, @obtuse phoenix, @errant vine, and @sharp citrus
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The fighting begins again!

@half magnet attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

The Cyborg hacked into @daring thicket's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@static trout used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @static trout died.

@ornate sandal started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@sharp citrus's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

@ornate sandal tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @ornate sandal died.

@inland spoke looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@subtle gorge hid an actuator in @half magnet's lunch. Later that day, @half magnet stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @half magnet died.

@tranquil wyvern took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@tight niche's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tight niche! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

While streaming a fitness game, @carmine cairn accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@obtuse phoenix zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@errant vine got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @errant vine died.

@daring thicket swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @daring thicket died.

@tight niche blew @inland spoke to bits using an exploding bed. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @tranquil wyvern's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@obtuse phoenix constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@subtle gorge gave @carmine cairn a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @carmine cairn gave @subtle gorge a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @subtle gorge died.

A mysterious stranger gave @obtuse phoenix a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @carmine cairn with it. However, @obtuse phoenix clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @obtuse phoenix died.

@tight niche was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@tranquil wyvern got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@raw moss took aim at @carmine cairn from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

@carmine cairn tricked @sharp citrus into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @sharp citrus died.

@tight niche summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@raw moss fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

@tight niche accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tight niche allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@raw moss donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

After eating supper together, @tight niche betrayed @carmine cairn in exchange for 30 silver coins. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @tight niche demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @raw moss by two. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @sharp citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @obtuse phoenix
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @daring thicket

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[static trout]

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[glacial totem]

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[obtuse phoenix]

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[sharp citrus]

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[red kindle]

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[half magnet]

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[raw moss]

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[inland spoke]

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[sullen cove]

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[mint prism]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @mint prism, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @half magnet, @red kindle, @obtuse phoenix, @sullen cove, and @sharp citrus
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche handed @glacial totem a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @glacial totem died.

@static trout threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@obtuse phoenix won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

@inland spoke ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@red kindle created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@sullen cove looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@static trout died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @static trout died.

@raw moss tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

@mint prism saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @mint prism died.

@obtuse phoenix’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@tight niche threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @half magnet would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @half magnet died.

@red kindle was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

@inland spoke pickpocketed @sullen cove, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@raw moss was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@sharp citrus was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@sullen cove did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @sullen cove died.

@sharp citrus trash talked @red kindle, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @sharp citrus suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @sharp citrus died.

@obtuse phoenix found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @obtuse phoenix died.

@tight niche took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @inland spoke and @raw moss ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

@red kindle took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

@red kindle was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @red kindle died.

@inland spoke took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @inland spoke died.

@raw moss found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@tight niche went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @inland spoke
150 points go to 4th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 5th place: @obtuse phoenix
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 8th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @mint prism
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[sharp citrus]

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[vital nexus]

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[inland spoke]

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[static trout]

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[raw moss]

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[red kindle]

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[obtuse phoenix]

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[daring cove]

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[carmine cairn]

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[brazen plaza]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @vital nexus, @red kindle, @brazen plaza, @obtuse phoenix, @daring cove, @sharp citrus, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

@static trout grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@vital nexus was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @vital nexus died.

@obtuse phoenix summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @obtuse phoenix died.

@brazen plaza found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @daring cove died.

@brave shore tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

@inland spoke flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@red kindle rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @red kindle with unnecessary advice.

@sharp citrus stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @sharp citrus died.

@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @brazen plaza excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @brazen plaza died.

@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@inland spoke accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @inland spoke, go jump off that cliff. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

@static trout created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @red kindle got too close while watching. @red kindle died.

@static trout wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

A zombie snuck up on @static trout and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @static trout died.

@raw moss took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @raw moss died.

@brave shore was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @static trout
150 points go to 5th place: @red kindle
150 points go to 6th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @daring cove
100 points go to 10th place: @obtuse phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[daring thicket]

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[inland spoke]

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[raw moss]

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[static trout]

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[wind flicker]

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[worn mason]

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[red kindle]

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[modest wedge]

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[daring cove]

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[obtuse phoenix]

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[errant vine]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @worn mason, @daring thicket, @red kindle, @obtuse phoenix, @modest wedge, @errant vine, and @daring cove
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@static trout used their embezzled funds to shred through @wind flicker with a Coin Gun. @wind flicker died.