#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 121

gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 11:34 AM

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@fiery belfry drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@inland spoke will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@inland spoke picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @inland spoke died.

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@fiery belfry tried to save @red kindle's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @fiery belfry died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @fiery belfry died.

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@proud lava found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@amber ermine invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@compact ether adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@amber ermine curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @amber ermine in half. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@red kindle read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @red kindle then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @red kindle died.

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@proud lava developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@proud lava wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @proud lava died.

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@sly hazel started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@compact ether was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @compact ether died.

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@gray sky was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @livid shuttle's Star Cannon. @gray sky died.

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@sly hazel put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@brave shore invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@livid shuttle tried to kill @tight niche by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@livid shuttle snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore attacked @tranquil wyvern with a Legendary Zenith, but @tranquil wyvern's pen was mightier. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche fired their bow at @sly hazel, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tight niche gave up.

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@tight niche tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tranquil wyvern's head instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sly hazel picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@sly hazel tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@sly hazel received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @sly hazel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @sly hazel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @compact ether
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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tight niche Feb 5, 2026, 12:30 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @zenith root, @tight niche, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @ashen spire, @gray sky, @brave shore, @sharp citrus, and @ocean linden
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@ashen spire promised @wind flicker that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @wind flicker died.

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@long vine constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@zenith root dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @zenith root died.

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@sharp citrus stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @sharp citrus's ego received a small boost.

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@gray sky constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @brave shore by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @gray sky's positioning was a bit off. @gray sky died.

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@sharp citrus started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @sharp citrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @ocean linden's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @ocean linden died.

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@long vine climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @brave shore and @ashen spire.

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@ashen spire sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @ashen spire died.

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@tight niche wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@tranquil wyvern had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tranquil wyvern wasn't a pie. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @long vine died.

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@brave shore tried to attack @tight niche with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @brave shore to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@tight niche tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 10th place: @wind flicker

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brave shore Feb 5, 2026, 12:37 PM

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wind flicker Feb 5, 2026, 12:44 PM

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amber ermine Feb 5, 2026, 12:46 PM

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long vine Feb 5, 2026, 12:46 PM

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ocean linden Feb 5, 2026, 1:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 5, 2026, 1:12 PM

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sharp citrus Feb 5, 2026, 1:15 PM

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lucid ledge Feb 5, 2026, 1:16 PM

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tight niche Feb 5, 2026, 1:28 PM

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dim gale Feb 5, 2026, 1:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @dim gale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @lucid ledge, @gray sky, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @sharp citrus, and @ocean linden
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@wind flicker went AFK in their gel farm. @sharp citrus set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @wind flicker died.

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@raw moss challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@livid shuttle accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@dim gale started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @formal badge. Queen Bee died.

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@long vine accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@tight niche tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@gray sky invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@ocean linden found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @tranquil wyvern didn't know that.

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@livid shuttle drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@amber ermine's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @amber ermine died.

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@lucid ledge drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@lucid ledge saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @lucid ledge died.

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@formal badge found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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Low on health, @formal badge hid from @ocean linden by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @formal badge died.

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@long vine and @gray sky played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@tranquil wyvern told @tight niche to bite the dust. In response, @tight niche took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@livid shuttle took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @livid shuttle died.

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@ocean linden threw @brave shore into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @ocean linden a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @brave shore died.

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@gray sky drew swords on the ground. @sharp citrus started stomping all over them. Furious, @gray sky picked one up and stabbed @sharp citrus with it.. @sharp citrus died.

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@tranquil wyvern went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @tranquil wyvern's canvas.

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@ocean linden was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @ocean linden died.

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@tight niche searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@dim gale drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @dim gale died.

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@long vine poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@gray sky managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@gray sky went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@tight niche threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@long vine and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @long vine

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@long vine discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Feb 5, 2026, 1:42 PM

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long vine Feb 5, 2026, 1:48 PM

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sullen cove Feb 5, 2026, 1:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 5, 2026, 2:08 PM

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inland spoke Feb 5, 2026, 2:15 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 5, 2026, 2:21 PM

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red kindle Feb 5, 2026, 2:22 PM

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tight niche Feb 5, 2026, 2:26 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @sullen cove, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @formal badge
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@formal badge drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@livid shuttle literally gaslighted @static trout by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @static trout died.

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@inland spoke was eaten by a tree. @inland spoke died.

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@red kindle was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @red kindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@long vine finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@gray sky fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@sullen cove stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@sullen cove wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @sullen cove through the wall. @sullen cove died.

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@gray sky challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@livid shuttle fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@formal badge told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @long vine and @tranquil wyvern.

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@livid shuttle paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Blue Phasesaber.

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@formal badge couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Classy Cane to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @formal badge's heart and brain. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@livid shuttle and @tight niche had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@livid shuttle warned @long vine not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @long vine trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@long vine went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @livid shuttle concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@tight niche worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@tight niche played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@livid shuttle ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @inland spoke

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long vine Feb 5, 2026, 2:38 PM

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gray sky Feb 5, 2026, 2:47 PM

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red kindle Feb 5, 2026, 2:56 PM

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inland spoke Feb 5, 2026, 2:59 PM

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daring thicket Feb 5, 2026, 3:00 PM

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amber ermine Feb 5, 2026, 3:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 5, 2026, 3:03 PM

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wheat crow Feb 5, 2026, 3:08 PM

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raw moss Feb 5, 2026, 3:16 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 5, 2026, 3:21 PM

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split ice Feb 5, 2026, 3:24 PM

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tight niche Feb 5, 2026, 3:28 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @inland spoke, @daring thicket, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @gray sky, @sullen cove, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @split ice
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@wheat crow became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @wheat crow died.

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@raw moss murdered @amber ermine with a knife, but it was actually @inland spoke in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @raw moss didn't care that much. @inland spoke died.

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@sullen cove was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@red kindle somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@split ice used an Inferno Fork to eat. @gray sky thought they didn't notice, but @split ice just really likes spicy food.

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@formal badge was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@tight niche sacrificed @daring thicket by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @daring thicket died.

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@livid shuttle verbally roasted @long vine so hard that they burst into flames. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @red kindle played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tranquil wyvern was the chicken. @red kindle died.

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@carmine cairn and @sullen cove huddled around @gray sky to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @gray sky's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@tight niche recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@split ice soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @split ice dyed.

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@gray sky's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @gray sky died.

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@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@sullen cove followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @sullen cove discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @sullen cove died.

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@split ice got quantum-entangled with @tight niche, and used this opportunity to force @tight niche to pick their own nose.

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@livid shuttle stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tranquil wyvern felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @raw moss took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@carmine cairn went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @carmine cairn decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@livid shuttle tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss tried to instigate drama against @split ice, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @raw moss used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @split ice died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @split ice
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

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There are 10 players remaining.
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@tight niche has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tight niche woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@errant vine started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@cursive portal wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @wheat crow killed them. @wheat crow died.

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@split ice found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@daring thicket got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@sullen cove was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@carmine cairn theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@errant vine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @cursive portal and @tight niche's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@cursive portal summoned a solar eclipse while @daring thicket was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @cursive portal died.

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After an intense fight, @split ice was beaten by @sullen cove in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @sullen cove told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@sullen cove drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@sullen cove failed to properly hydrate. @sullen cove died.

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@split ice found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @split ice died.

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@daring thicket tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @daring thicket's mind right in front of their face. @daring thicket died.

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@tight niche thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@tranquil wyvern was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @daring thicket
150 points go to 6th place: @split ice
100 points go to 7th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 8th place: @cursive portal
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @wheat crow

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There are 11 players remaining.
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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @raw moss tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@peak yoke started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@gray sky got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@flat forge pulled out their Cobalt Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @flat forge pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@static trout drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @static trout died.

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@daring thicket was tired of @peak yoke constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @peak yoke's front yard. @peak yoke died.

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@split relic drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tight niche was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@flat forge tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @flat forge died.

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@raw moss bragged to @daring thicket about their combat skills. @daring thicket didn't really know @raw moss and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@split relic was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @split relic died.

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@sullen cove got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @sullen cove died.

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@gray sky forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@gray sky's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@daring thicket buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@errant vine tried to kill @wheat crow with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@wheat crow somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @wheat crow died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @errant vine found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @errant vine was trapped for all eternity. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss told @daring thicket a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @daring thicket died.

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@tight niche used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @daring thicket
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @sullen cove
100 points go to 8th place: @split relic
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @misty bridge, @daring thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic saddle, @errant vine, @cursive portal, @sweet fractal, @gritty jay, @gray sky, @sullen cove, and @wet merlin
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@sullen cove, @wet merlin, @errant vine, @gray sky, @wheat crow, @tranquil wyvern, @carmine cairn, and @gritty jay decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @wheat crow. @wheat crow died.

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@exotic saddle tried to get @misty bridge to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @exotic saddle died.

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@tight niche found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tight niche walked out the door.

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@cursive portal asked for @daring thicket's autograph. At first, @daring thicket was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@raw moss finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@gritty jay found a hill and started to roll down it. @gritty jay was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @gritty jay died.

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@sullen cove obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @sullen cove never learned how to snap their fingers.

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After years of research, @sullen cove found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @sullen cove died.

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@gray sky found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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While sitting on a bench together with @misty bridge, @carmine cairn leaned away and farted.

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@cursive portal tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @errant vine and @wet merlin, who did not approve of gambling.

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@gray sky put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @gray sky died.

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@cursive portal got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @cursive portal died.

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@wet merlin opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@sweet fractal asked @errant vine if they "knew the way". @errant vine didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@misty bridge searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@raw moss filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@tranquil wyvern used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @wet merlin alive. @wet merlin died.

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@misty bridge built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @misty bridge died.

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@daring thicket tried to attack @raw moss by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @daring thicket died.

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@tranquil wyvern made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@errant vine likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @errant vine probably liked trains a bit too much. @errant vine died.

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@sweet fractal's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @carmine cairn wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @carmine cairn was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @tight niche with a Cactus Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@raw moss, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @daring thicket
100 points go to 8th place: @misty bridge
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @cursive portal

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split ice Feb 5, 2026, 7:22 PM

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errant vine Feb 5, 2026, 7:23 PM

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static trout Feb 5, 2026, 7:25 PM

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wheat crow Feb 5, 2026, 7:26 PM

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tight niche Feb 5, 2026, 7:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @misty bridge, @subtle gorge, @daring thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @wet merlin, and @split ice
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@static trout saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @static trout died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @peak yoke's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@misty bridge was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@daring thicket hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@daring thicket sat on a wall. @daring thicket had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @daring thicket together again. @daring thicket died.

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@subtle gorge started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@errant vine pumped @wheat crow full of lead. No one was hurt, but @wheat crow's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@split ice tried to set up a campfire, but @tight niche drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @peak yoke. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @peak yoke died.

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@wheat crow brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@wet merlin forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @wet merlin died.

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@split ice was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @split ice died.

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@wheat crow tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @wheat crow died.

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@misty bridge was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @misty bridge died.

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@carmine cairn fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@raw moss used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@subtle gorge tried to attack @raw moss with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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While @tranquil wyvern looked inside a Corruption chasm, @errant vine pranked them by pushing them inside. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @errant vine died.

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@subtle gorge tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tight niche had a sleepover with @raw moss, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@carmine cairn saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@subtle gorge claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@carmine cairn spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@raw moss bashed @tight niche in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@carmine cairn started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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Rumors started spreading that @subtle gorge was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @subtle gorge.

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@subtle gorge used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @subtle gorge died.

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@raw moss finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tight niche caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@carmine cairn fed @tight niche several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@tight niche tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@raw moss tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @carmine cairn in disguise. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @misty bridge
100 points go to 8th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 9th place: @split ice
100 points go to 10th place: @wet merlin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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subtle gorge Feb 5, 2026, 7:40 PM

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misty bridge Feb 5, 2026, 7:41 PM

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raw moss Feb 5, 2026, 7:45 PM

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scarlet imp Feb 5, 2026, 7:47 PM

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static trout Feb 5, 2026, 7:49 PM

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wheat crow Feb 5, 2026, 7:56 PM

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inland spoke Feb 5, 2026, 8:13 PM

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red kindle Feb 5, 2026, 8:15 PM

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heavy brook Feb 5, 2026, 8:20 PM

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fallen gull Feb 5, 2026, 8:25 PM

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split relic Feb 5, 2026, 8:27 PM

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brave shore Feb 5, 2026, 8:27 PM

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errant vine Feb 5, 2026, 8:28 PM

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vagrant storm Feb 5, 2026, 8:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 5, 2026, 8:29 PM

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indigo inlet Feb 5, 2026, 8:30 PM

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brazen plaza Feb 5, 2026, 8:30 PM

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brave shore Feb 5, 2026, 8:30 PM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @static trout, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @misty bridge, @subtle gorge, @heavy brook, @tranquil wyvern, @vagrant storm, @red kindle, @brazen plaza, @errant vine, @split relic, @indigo inlet, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
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@scarlet imp's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @scarlet imp died.

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@errant vine brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@static trout didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @static trout died.

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@heavy brook reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @red kindle in a Fish costume.

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@inland spoke unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @inland spoke died.

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@split relic gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @subtle gorge, who was in the front row. @subtle gorge died.

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@tight niche slammed @heavy brook into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @heavy brook died.

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@fallen gull watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@red kindle threatened @tranquil wyvern with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tranquil wyvern informed @red kindle as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @red kindle died.

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@brazen plaza started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@brave shore swapped @indigo inlet's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @indigo inlet then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @indigo inlet died.

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@split relic considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@fallen gull made some scary noises in the dark. @vagrant storm sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @fallen gull died.

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@brazen plaza won in a fight against @split relic by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @split relic died.

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@wheat crow played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @wheat crow. @wheat crow died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@misty bridge placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @misty bridge died.

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@vagrant storm started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @vagrant storm soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @vagrant storm died.

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@tranquil wyvern defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@raw moss got tired of @errant vine constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @errant vine died.

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@brave shore lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @brave shore died.

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@brazen plaza shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @brazen plaza's face. @brazen plaza died.

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@raw moss consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@raw moss suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 8th place: @misty bridge
100 points go to 9th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 10th place: @split relic

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 5, 2026, 8:38 PM

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misty bridge Feb 5, 2026, 8:39 PM

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glacial totem Feb 5, 2026, 8:43 PM

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sharp citrus Feb 5, 2026, 8:46 PM

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wheat crow Feb 5, 2026, 8:58 PM

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red kindle Feb 5, 2026, 9:03 PM

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inland spoke Feb 5, 2026, 9:14 PM

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full pivot Feb 5, 2026, 9:15 PM

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worn mason Feb 5, 2026, 9:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 9:16 PM

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obtuse raven Feb 5, 2026, 9:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 9:17 PM

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errant vine Feb 5, 2026, 9:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 9:24 PM

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wet merlin Feb 5, 2026, 9:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 9:26 PM

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peak yoke Feb 5, 2026, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 9:29 PM

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tight niche Feb 5, 2026, 9:29 PM

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glacial totem Feb 5, 2026, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 9:30 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 5, 2026, 9:30 PM

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vital nexus Feb 5, 2026, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 9:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@full pivot, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @misty bridge, @vital nexus, @worn mason, @peak yoke, @red kindle, @errant vine, @sharp citrus, @obtuse raven, and @wet merlin
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@full pivot jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @full pivot died.

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@sharp citrus tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@raw moss wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@inland spoke discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @inland spoke died.

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@worn mason sang a song to try to impress @vital nexus, @obtuse raven, and @glacial totem. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@misty bridge tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@carmine cairn and @vital nexus found themselves falling from a considerable height. @carmine cairn landed in a pool of water. @vital nexus did not. @vital nexus died.

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@worn mason used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @errant vine tested this theory on @worn mason, who bounced, and ended up being right. @worn mason died.

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@peak yoke found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @obtuse raven, who silenced @peak yoke by filling their hiding place with water. @peak yoke died.

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@red kindle embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @red kindle tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @red kindle died.

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@obtuse raven was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @wet merlin's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @obtuse raven died.

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@wet merlin's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @wet merlin died.

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@glacial totem tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Palladium Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@sharp citrus asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @raw moss, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @sharp citrus to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @sharp citrus died.

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@wheat crow used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @wheat crow died.

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@glacial totem trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@raw moss tried to shoot an apple off of @misty bridge's head. @raw moss's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @misty bridge died.

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@errant vine went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@tight niche challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn burst with happiness, quite literally. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@raw moss used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @glacial totem was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@raw moss and @glacial totem spotted a Cursed Flames on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@glacial totem started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @misty bridge
100 points go to 7th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @obtuse raven

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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oblique wren Feb 5, 2026, 9:38 PM

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vital nexus Feb 5, 2026, 9:38 PM

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misty bridge Feb 5, 2026, 9:38 PM

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sharp citrus Feb 5, 2026, 9:38 PM

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frosty bramble Feb 5, 2026, 9:39 PM

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inland spoke Feb 5, 2026, 9:39 PM

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raw moss Feb 5, 2026, 9:39 PM

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red kindle Feb 5, 2026, 9:41 PM

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peak yoke Feb 5, 2026, 9:44 PM

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wheat crow Feb 5, 2026, 9:48 PM

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amber ermine Feb 5, 2026, 10:05 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 5, 2026, 10:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 10:20 PM

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static trout Feb 5, 2026, 10:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 10:24 PM

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glacial totem Feb 5, 2026, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 5, 2026, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @oblique wren, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @inland spoke, @misty bridge, @vital nexus, @frosty bramble, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @red kindle, and @sharp citrus
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@static trout told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @static trout died.

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@inland spoke caused @amber ermine to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@misty bridge had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@wheat crow practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @glacial totem and @carmine cairn got their chainsaws ready.

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@oblique wren baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @oblique wren died.

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@inland spoke discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@vital nexus was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @vital nexus died.

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@sharp citrus snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@amber ermine put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @red kindle, but @red kindle simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@misty bridge found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@sharp citrus flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @frosty bramble when the world was flipped.

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@red kindle couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @red kindle died.

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@sharp citrus chewed some gum. It made @sharp citrus feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @sharp citrus died.

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@misty bridge started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @misty bridge suddenly didn't feel so good. @misty bridge died.

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@frosty bramble and @glacial totem were about to face off, but @frosty bramble had to run off to the restroom first.

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@carmine cairn hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @carmine cairn could pull it to shore.

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@frosty bramble ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @frosty bramble died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @wheat crow was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @wheat crow died.

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@raw moss was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@carmine cairn breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@glacial totem challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 6th place: @frosty bramble
100 points go to 7th place: @misty bridge
100 points go to 8th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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peak yoke Feb 5, 2026, 10:51 PM

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amber ermine Feb 5, 2026, 11:00 PM

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hearty oracle Feb 5, 2026, 11:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@full pivot, @oblique wren, @wheat crow, @inland spoke, @misty bridge, @vital nexus, @frosty bramble, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @red kindle, @abstract thunder, @hearty oracle, @foggy elbow, @sharp citrus, and @split ice
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@oblique wren activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @oblique wren died.

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@wheat crow was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @wheat crow died.

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@inland spoke pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @inland spoke died.

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@frosty bramble accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@vital nexus tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @vital nexus died.

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@amber ermine accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @peak yoke was blown to smithereens. @peak yoke died.

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@misty bridge was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@sharp citrus sharpened @red kindle's face at a Sharpening Station. @red kindle became the sharpest tool in the shed. @red kindle died.

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@foggy elbow was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@frosty bramble made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@abstract thunder tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @abstract thunder died.

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@hearty oracle angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @hearty oracle's floating house. @hearty oracle died.

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@split ice's skeleton decided that @split ice wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @split ice died.

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@misty bridge used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@full pivot accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @full pivot died.

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@sharp citrus always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @sharp citrus died.

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@foggy elbow stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @foggy elbow died.

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@misty bridge was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@misty bridge took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @frosty bramble's Rod of Discord.

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@frosty bramble forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @frosty bramble died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @misty bridge!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @misty bridge
500 points go to 2nd place: @frosty bramble
250 points go to 3rd place: @foggy elbow
150 points go to 4th place: @sharp citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @full pivot
150 points go to 6th place: @split ice
100 points go to 7th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 5, 2026, 11:38 PM

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misty bridge Feb 5, 2026, 11:41 PM

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sharp citrus Feb 5, 2026, 11:43 PM

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peak yoke Feb 5, 2026, 11:45 PM

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vital nexus Feb 5, 2026, 11:46 PM

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balmy spoke Feb 6, 2026, 12:01 AM

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flat forge Feb 6, 2026, 12:03 AM

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long vine Feb 6, 2026, 12:10 AM

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upbeat ore Feb 6, 2026, 12:25 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@full pivot, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @misty bridge, @vital nexus, @upbeat ore, @frosty bramble, @long vine, @peak yoke, @flat forge, @balmy spoke, and @sharp citrus
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@glacial totem was stalking @flat forge's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @glacial totem died.

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@misty bridge looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@sharp citrus found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@vital nexus got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @vital nexus, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @vital nexus died.

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@peak yoke and @upbeat ore had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @frosty bramble sped up the process by stabbing @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@flat forge was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @flat forge's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @flat forge died.

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@raw moss found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @full pivot, @upbeat ore, and @balmy spoke. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @balmy spoke died.

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@frosty bramble purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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After opening a present, @long vine discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@upbeat ore tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @upbeat ore died.

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@full pivot thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @full pivot died.

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@long vine threw @frosty bramble in the washing machine and turned it on. @frosty bramble died.

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@misty bridge pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @misty bridge died.

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@sharp citrus wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@long vine practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@sharp citrus sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @sharp citrus died.

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@long vine started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @sharp citrus
150 points go to 4th place: @misty bridge
150 points go to 5th place: @frosty bramble
150 points go to 6th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 7th place: @upbeat ore
100 points go to 8th place: @balmy spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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inland spoke Feb 6, 2026, 12:50 AM

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flat forge Feb 6, 2026, 12:52 AM

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red kindle Feb 6, 2026, 12:52 AM

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split ice Feb 6, 2026, 1:06 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @misty bridge, @worn mason, @last quest, @frosty bramble, @long vine, @red kindle, @flat forge, @sharp citrus, and @split ice
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@flat forge painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@sharp citrus found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @long vine to check it out. @long vine decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@frosty bramble baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@inland spoke tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @inland spoke was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @inland spoke died.

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@misty bridge became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @red kindle had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @misty bridge's suffering. @misty bridge died.

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@last quest tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@worn mason used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @worn mason died.

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@frosty bramble felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @sharp citrus setting explosives beneath them. @frosty bramble died.

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@red kindle kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @long vine had had enough, so they scooped @red kindle to death with an ice cream spoon. @red kindle died.

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@flat forge was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @flat forge died.

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@carmine cairn pranked @long vine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@last quest ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @sharp citrus before they could say "Zoinks!" @sharp citrus died.

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@split ice got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @split ice died.

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@last quest asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @last quest died.

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@long vine huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @raw moss also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@carmine cairn suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@carmine cairn listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @carmine cairn saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@raw moss sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @long vine begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@long vine spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@long vine’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@long vine went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@long vine heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @raw moss, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@long vine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@raw moss became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @last quest
150 points go to 5th place: @split ice
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @frosty bramble
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Feb 6, 2026, 1:52 AM

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inland spoke Feb 6, 2026, 1:57 AM

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harsh cliff Feb 6, 2026, 2:13 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 6, 2026, 2:27 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @last quest, @long vine, @red kindle, @flat forge, and @harsh cliff
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@last quest purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@harsh cliff found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@red kindle tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@flat forge found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @static trout wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@glacial totem tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@glacial totem tickled @inland spoke from behind while they were busy sharpening their Lead Broadsword. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine was briefly jumpscared by @raw moss wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@inland spoke tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@static trout equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @long vine chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @static trout's shattered corpse. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @harsh cliff held up their hand. @harsh cliff demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@raw moss tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @flat forge, but it refused to listen because @raw moss didn't have enough badges.

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@last quest and @flat forge were having a nice picnic on the beach when @red kindle stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@long vine went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@inland spoke accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @inland spoke died.

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@raw moss tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@harsh cliff and @red kindle got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@flat forge screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@red kindle tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @red kindle died.

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@last quest stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@long vine started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@flat forge was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @flat forge died.

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@long vine tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@carmine cairn got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@raw moss popped @harsh cliff by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @harsh cliff died.

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@last quest transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @last quest died.

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@long vine somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @long vine's chests for the rest of its life.

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@long vine tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@carmine cairn fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @last quest
150 points go to 5th place: @harsh cliff
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Feb 6, 2026, 2:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 2:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lucid ledge Feb 6, 2026, 2:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 2:40 AM

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@lucid ledge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 6, 2026, 2:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 2:42 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Feb 6, 2026, 2:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 2:47 AM

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Feb 6, 2026, 2:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 2:47 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Feb 6, 2026, 2:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 2:48 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sweet ingot Feb 6, 2026, 2:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 2:52 AM

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@sweet ingot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inland spoke Feb 6, 2026, 2:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 2:54 AM

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@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Feb 6, 2026, 3:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 3:03 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

harsh cliff Feb 6, 2026, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 3:05 AM

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@harsh cliff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

red kindle Feb 6, 2026, 3:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 3:11 AM

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@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 6, 2026, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 6, 2026, 3:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @long vine, @peak yoke, @red kindle, @lucid ledge, @flat forge, @harsh cliff, @livid shuttle, and @sweet ingot
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @static trout died.

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@inland spoke programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @inland spoke died.

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@glacial totem placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a S.D.M.G..

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@carmine cairn hid from @peak yoke by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@flat forge looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@sweet ingot tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@red kindle befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@long vine attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@raw moss found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@peak yoke tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @peak yoke died.

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@red kindle tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@sweet ingot invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?