epic-battles

[tranquil wyvern]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[red kindle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[subtle gorge]

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[errant vine]

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[inland spoke]

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[sullen cove]

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[small pelican]

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[wary imp]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @hollow wraith, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @errant vine, @small pelican, @sullen cove, @dull gazelle, and @wary imp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@small pelican was building a nice house. @raw moss asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @small pelican just looked confused.

@hollow wraith tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @hollow wraith then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @hollow wraith died.

@brisk zephyr and @tranquil wyvern built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@inland spoke got impaled by Mourning Wood. @inland spoke died.

@tight niche found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@red kindle walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @red kindle died.

@wary imp built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@small pelican was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @small pelican died.

@errant vine refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@sullen cove's face was scorched off after @tranquil wyvern took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @sullen cove died.

@dull gazelle traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @dull gazelle did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @dull gazelle died.

@raw moss fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @wary imp and @subtle gorge to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@errant vine flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @errant vine's face off with its bare hands. @errant vine died.

@brisk zephyr ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @brisk zephyr died.

@subtle gorge threw a snowball at @tranquil wyvern. To counter this, @tranquil wyvern threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @subtle gorge died.

@tight niche tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @tight niche extremely rich.

@wary imp joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@tight niche escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@wary imp drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @wary imp died.

@raw moss was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@tranquil wyvern teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@carmine cairn performed open heart surgery on @tranquil wyvern, even though @tranquil wyvern never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche and @carmine cairn were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@raw moss challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wary imp
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 10th place: @sullen cove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[ornate sandal]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[peak yoke]

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[harsh cliff]

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[ripe hollow]

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[wheat crow]

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@wheat crow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

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[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[subtle gorge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @subtle gorge, @ripe hollow, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @red kindle, @steel sentinel, @harsh cliff, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @glacial totem died.

@wheat crow tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @wheat crow died.

@peak yoke started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

The Demolitionist told @inland spoke that it was a good day to die. @inland spoke thought so too. @inland spoke died.

@brisk zephyr's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @brisk zephyr responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@raw moss returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@ripe hollow made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @ripe hollow died.

@peak yoke drank a Molotov Cocktail. @peak yoke died.

@red kindle went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @red kindle died.

@tranquil wyvern smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@harsh cliff put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @harsh cliff died.

@brisk zephyr was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @brisk zephyr died.

@brave shore cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@subtle gorge put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @subtle gorge whole. @subtle gorge died.

@tranquil wyvern found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

Someone let the dogs out! @tranquil wyvern tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @brave shore died.

@raw moss was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @raw moss suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@raw moss tried to launch a poison dart frog at @steel sentinel through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @raw moss has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @raw moss died.

@tight niche was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel drank sand for 10 hours. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[small pelican]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@small pelican, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vital nexus]

BB!REGISTER

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[wheat crow]

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[raw moss]

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[steel sentinel]

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[full pivot]

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[wet merlin]

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[brave shore]

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[ocean linden]

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[noble rapids]

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[peak yoke]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @vital nexus, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @small pelican, @brave shore, @ocean linden, @noble rapids, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wheat crow challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @wheat crow died.

@raw moss looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@noble rapids held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@small pelican and @wet merlin farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@carmine cairn trapped @tight niche in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tight niche managed to escape regardless.

@ocean linden overwhelmed @vital nexus with a storm of flying bananas. @vital nexus died.

@peak yoke was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @peak yoke died.

@small pelican accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @small pelican died.

@ocean linden tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @ocean linden died.

@steel sentinel spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@tight niche beat @noble rapids into a pulp with a stale baguette. @noble rapids died.

@wet merlin hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @wet merlin died.

@full pivot ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @full pivot died.

@brave shore built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@raw moss saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

There was a snake in @errant vine's boot! @errant vine died.

@raw moss built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@brave shore used some tree stumps as target practice.

@carmine cairn summoned the Old One's Army while @brave shore was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @brave shore died.

@raw moss ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@carmine cairn and @tight niche were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @carmine cairn suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @tight niche turned around to look. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@carmine cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@carmine cairn "borrowed" @steel sentinel's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @steel sentinel's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @carmine cairn could return it.

@steel sentinel fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 10th place: @ocean linden

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[full pivot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@full pivot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

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[raw moss]

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[ocean linden]

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[glacial totem]

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[steel sentinel]

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[gleaming grove]

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[small pelican]

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[wind flicker]

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[frank python]

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[static trout]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wheat crow]

bb!register

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@wheat crow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vital nexus]

bb!register

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@vital nexus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @full pivot, @carmine cairn, @frank python, @static trout, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @vital nexus, @peak yoke, @steel sentinel, @small pelican, @brave shore, and @ocean linden
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@full pivot set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@ocean linden ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

@wind flicker fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @static trout. @wind flicker died.

@glacial totem tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @glacial totem died.

@frank python tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@frank python started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @frank python died.

@static trout jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @static trout died.

@carmine cairn constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@wheat crow tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@vital nexus made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @vital nexus died.

@steel sentinel disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @peak yoke, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @peak yoke died.

@brave shore found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@small pelican accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @small pelican died. @small pelican died. @small pelican died. @small pelican died.

@brave shore stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @brave shore died.

@raw moss tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@ocean linden opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @ocean linden's neck. @ocean linden died.

@tight niche spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@full pivot tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @full pivot died.

@tight niche jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@steel sentinel swung a Tin Shortsword at @carmine cairn, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@wheat crow was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@raw moss confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@wheat crow and @tight niche played catch with a Paladin. @wheat crow accidentally fumbled a catch. @wheat crow died.

@raw moss paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

A witch prophesized that @carmine cairn would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@steel sentinel created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @steel sentinel's artistic genius.

@steel sentinel had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@tight niche started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@raw moss dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@carmine cairn thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche made fun of @steel sentinel for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @steel sentinel shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 6th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 7th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @small pelican
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[frank python]

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@frank python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vital nexus]

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[ocean linden]

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[harsh cliff]

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[wind flicker]

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[full pivot]

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[wheat crow]

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[lime mango]

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[steel sentinel]

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[peak yoke]

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[static trout]

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[long vine]

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[red kindle]

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[inland spoke]

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[idle pike]

bb!register

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @full pivot, @frank python, @static trout, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @vital nexus, @lime mango, @long vine, @peak yoke, @red kindle, @steel sentinel, @harsh cliff, @ocean linden, and @idle pike
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The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @wind flicker died.

@long vine managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@inland spoke walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@red kindle wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@idle pike was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@full pivot picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @full pivot died.

@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@wheat crow used the power of Flex Tape to stick @frank python in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @frank python's suffering to a swift end. @frank python died.

@steel sentinel started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@static trout emerged from a tree stump and scolded @harsh cliff for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @harsh cliff was still holding an axe. @static trout died.

@lime mango hid from @raw moss after @ocean linden exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@harsh cliff forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@long vine's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @long vine sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @peak yoke was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@steel sentinel swung a Copper Shortsword at @idle pike and missed. However, @idle pike acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @steel sentinel to receive a yellow card.

@inland spoke was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle called @vital nexus a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @vital nexus died.

@lime mango woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @lime mango died.

@peak yoke used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @peak yoke died.

@red kindle explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @red kindle died.

@idle pike headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@wheat crow added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@steel sentinel forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @steel sentinel died.

@ocean linden vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @ocean linden died.

@harsh cliff found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@harsh cliff and @long vine were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @harsh cliff, but left @long vine alone because they smelled funny. @harsh cliff died.

@idle pike wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

@raw moss wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@raw moss got a piggyback ride from @wheat crow, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @wheat crow died.

@idle pike tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@long vine drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @long vine wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@raw moss made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @idle pike. @idle pike died.

@raw moss found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@long vine was dunked on by @raw moss. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@raw moss saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@long vine followed @raw moss into the jungle. @long vine started looking left, right and center for @raw moss, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@raw moss boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@long vine started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@long vine ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 5th place: @harsh cliff
150 points go to 6th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @lime mango

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[ocean linden]

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[harsh cliff]

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[wheat crow]

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[tidal current]

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[inland spoke]

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[full pivot]

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[static trout]

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[wind flicker]

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[long vine]

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[sharp citrus]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[flat forge]

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[steel sentinel]

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[subtle gorge]

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[raw moss]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @full pivot, @static trout, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @tidal current, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, @harsh cliff, @sharp citrus, and @ocean linden
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The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @wind flicker died.

@static trout wondered what Obama's last name is.

@steel sentinel cut through @full pivot with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @full pivot died.

@static trout didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @static trout died.

@raw moss thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@flat forge made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@long vine laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@tranquil wyvern launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@inland spoke tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@subtle gorge got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@ocean linden sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

The sun burnt @sharp citrus into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@inland spoke took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @inland spoke died.

@long vine tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@tidal current hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @tidal current died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

@subtle gorge sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@flat forge tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@harsh cliff wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

@wheat crow tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@flat forge gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @flat forge died.

@steel sentinel fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @steel sentinel died.

@sharp citrus hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@long vine, @tranquil wyvern and @harsh cliff played hot potato with a grenade. @harsh cliff forgot to pass it on. @harsh cliff died.

@sharp citrus was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @sharp citrus died.

@wheat crow obscured @raw moss's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @raw moss escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@ocean linden tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @ocean linden died.

@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@wheat crow mistook @long vine's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @wheat crow died.

@subtle gorge didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @tranquil wyvern, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@subtle gorge wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

@long vine accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@raw moss claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@subtle gorge went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @subtle gorge died.

@raw moss wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @long vine wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @raw moss killed the Traveling Merchant first. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 6th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[ocean linden]

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[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[inland spoke]

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[flat forge]

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[sharp citrus]

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[wheat crow]

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[red kindle]

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[proud lava]

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[static trout]

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[sleek dove]

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[glacial totem]

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[fiery belfry]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @inland spoke, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @sleek dove, @sharp citrus, and @ocean linden
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@sleek dove compressed @static trout until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @static trout died.

@fiery belfry, @sharp citrus, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@glacial totem finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@wheat crow touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@red kindle had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Snowball Cannon. Obviously, this failed.

@inland spoke wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @inland spoke died.

@fiery belfry realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @fiery belfry died.

@red kindle stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @red kindle died.

@proud lava decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@proud lava used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @proud lava died.

@flat forge started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@livid shuttle tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

Tired of eating plain toast, @raw moss started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@flat forge had a terrible night. @flat forge died.

@livid shuttle fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @livid shuttle died.

@sleek dove started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @sleek dove died.

@sharp citrus fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @sharp citrus died.

@ocean linden realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @ocean linden died.

@wheat crow kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @wheat crow red. @wheat crow died.

@long vine read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @long vine died.

@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Flintlock Pistol.

@glacial totem planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

@raw moss sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@raw moss knocked furiously on @glacial totem's door while holding an axe. @glacial totem shouted, "Who's there?"

@raw moss somehow convinced @glacial totem that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 5th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 6th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @sleek dove
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wheat crow]

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[ocean linden]

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[harsh cliff]

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[raw moss]

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[exotic saddle]

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[long vine]

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[lucid ledge]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[red kindle]

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[sharp citrus]

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[static trout]

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[inland spoke]

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[glacial totem]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @inland spoke, @long vine, @red kindle, @lucid ledge, @exotic saddle, @harsh cliff, @potent talon, @sharp citrus, and @ocean linden
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@static trout was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @static trout died.

@wheat crow accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @wheat crow died.

@inland spoke wished for the ability to fly. @ocean linden granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @inland spoke died.

@red kindle was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @red kindle died.

@lucid ledge invited @exotic saddle to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @lucid ledge was mauled by wolves. @lucid ledge died.

@potent talon couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@harsh cliff started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

Hey @exotic saddle, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @exotic saddle died.

@harsh cliff stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @harsh cliff died.

@raw moss went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@ocean linden murdered @potent talon by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @potent talon died.

The moon hit @sharp citrus's eye like a big pizza pie. @sharp citrus died.

@raw moss opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

@ocean linden decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @ocean linden died.

@glacial totem and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @long vine tattled on them.

@raw moss overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@raw moss found @long vine sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@long vine accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @long vine died.

@raw moss went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 5th place: @sharp citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[sharp citrus]

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[long vine]

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[ocean linden]

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[raw moss]

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[wind flicker]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[river nebula]

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[carmine cairn]

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[plush otter]

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[flat forge]

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[hexed fiber]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[wheat crow]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @river nebula, @plush otter, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @long vine, @flat forge, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, @sharp citrus, and @ocean linden
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker donated all of their organs to those in need. @wind flicker died.

@plush otter was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @plush otter died.

@flat forge tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @ocean linden's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@long vine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @long vine died.

@river nebula snuck up behind @potent talon, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @river nebula decided not to kill them. Yet.

@wheat crow summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@raw moss and @livid shuttle set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

@river nebula trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

@sharp citrus gave a hug to @carmine cairn and almost choked them to death!

@potent talon wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@flat forge toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @flat forge died.

@ocean linden wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@hexed fiber was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @potent talon. @potent talon died.

@river nebula hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

@wheat crow found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@livid shuttle found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@livid shuttle hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @livid shuttle died.

@sharp citrus tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @sharp citrus died.

@ocean linden was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @ocean linden barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @ocean linden died.

@river nebula drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @river nebula died.

@hexed fiber was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @hexed fiber died.

@wheat crow tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@carmine cairn pointed a wooden wand at @wheat crow and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@wheat crow swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @wheat crow died.

@carmine cairn carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @river nebula
150 points go to 6th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 7th place: @sharp citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @inland spoke, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @long vine, @red kindle, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @lucid ledge, @flat forge, @gritty jay, @potent talon, @abstract thunder, and @ocean linden
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The fighting begins again!

@wheat crow tried to confess their love to @raw moss, but @raw moss interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@ocean linden was cornered by @abstract thunder, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @glacial totem's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @glacial totem died.

@lucid ledge drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@red kindle crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@static trout accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @static trout died.

@potent talon drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@inland spoke and @proud lava decided to play catch with a Adamantite Sword. @inland spoke missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @inland spoke died.

@long vine traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @long vine died.

@flat forge tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@exotic saddle told @ocean linden that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @ocean linden vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@gritty jay tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @proud lava, but they were in broad daylight.

@abstract thunder tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@raw moss became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@lucid ledge found some soup in their fly.

@potent talon started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @red kindle and @wheat crow out.

Santa Claus asked @flat forge what they wanted for Christmas. @flat forge replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@red kindle spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @red kindle died.

@proud lava met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @proud lava ended up completely fine.

@exotic saddle started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@exotic saddle was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @exotic saddle died.

After partying all night, @proud lava was shot by @raw moss in a swimming pool. @proud lava died.

@wheat crow went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@lucid ledge got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @lucid ledge died.

@flat forge invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @flat forge died.

@abstract thunder and @ocean linden relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@wheat crow was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@gritty jay began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @potent talon farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @potent talon died.

@carmine cairn looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@ocean linden tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@abstract thunder tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @abstract thunder is now bald.

@ocean linden had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@abstract thunder called @raw moss a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @abstract thunder died.

@wheat crow was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@carmine cairn was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@carmine cairn was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@ocean linden looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @ocean linden died.

@raw moss joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @raw moss was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

@gritty jay ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@wheat crow was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @wheat crow died.

@gritty jay woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @gritty jay with bug spray. @gritty jay died.

@raw moss was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @gritty jay
150 points go to 4th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 5th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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[brave shore]

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[carmine cairn]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@lavish kayak, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @inland spoke, @red kindle, @brave shore, and @split ice
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The fighting begins again!

@split ice smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

@inland spoke drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@tight niche shot @static trout in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @static trout died.

@wheat crow was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @wheat crow died.

@inland spoke used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @inland spoke didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @inland spoke died.

@lavish kayak begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@red kindle has fallen, and they can't get up. @red kindle died.

@raw moss tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@lavish kayak drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @lavish kayak died.

@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@tight niche and @split ice had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@split ice woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @split ice died.

@tight niche had a wholesome reunion with @raw moss, who they previously thought had left them to die.

@brave shore fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@brave shore tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @brave shore died.

@tight niche watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@tight niche was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @tight niche died.

@raw moss painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @raw moss was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @raw moss had ever been in. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @split ice
150 points go to 6th place: @lavish kayak
100 points go to 7th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 8th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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[split ice]

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[full pivot]

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[wheat crow]

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[raw moss]

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[flat forge]

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[inland spoke]

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[red kindle]

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[blissful goblet]

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[tight niche]

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[wraith badger]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@full pivot, @wraith badger, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @wheat crow, @blissful goblet, @red kindle, @flat forge, and @split ice
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@full pivot ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @full pivot died.

@static trout managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @static trout found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @static trout died.

@wraith badger used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @wraith badger then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

@inland spoke watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@split ice decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@blissful goblet complained that they had no life, so @raw moss used a Life Drain to take @inland spoke's life and give it to @blissful goblet. @inland spoke died.

@wheat crow decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @wheat crow died.

@red kindle equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @blissful goblet into approaching. @red kindle then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @blissful goblet with two Sniper Rifle shots. @blissful goblet died.

@red kindle was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @red kindle died.

@flat forge is hvinga stroker n. @flat forge died.

@split ice fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@wraith badger trapped @raw moss in a maze, but while they were taunting @raw moss, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

@tight niche suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@split ice recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@split ice accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @split ice died.

@tight niche multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@wraith badger swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @wraith badger died.

@tight niche and @raw moss attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@raw moss accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@tight niche opened the front door and saw @raw moss trying to murder the Guide. @tight niche slowly closed the door and walked away.

@tight niche invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

@tight niche went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @raw moss had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @wraith badger
150 points go to 4th place: @split ice
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @red kindle
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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[harsh cliff]

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[fiery belfry]

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[long vine]

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[red kindle]

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[inland spoke]

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[near mortar]

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[fiery belfry]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[raw moss]

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[wet merlin]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @fiery belfry, @frosty bramble, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @red kindle, @abstract dune, @harsh cliff, @abstract thunder, @near mortar, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

@near mortar traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@wet merlin almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@inland spoke heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @inland spoke died.

@fiery belfry tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @fiery belfry died.

@harsh cliff needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@tight niche died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tight niche was revived.

@abstract dune didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@frosty bramble walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @frosty bramble died.

@red kindle saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@raw moss invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@red kindle tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @red kindle died.

@abstract dune neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @abstract dune died.

@wet merlin was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@abstract thunder complained to @near mortar that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, and @raw moss formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@tranquil wyvern and @harsh cliff fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tranquil wyvern won by breaking @harsh cliff's spine. @harsh cliff died.

@tight niche solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

@abstract thunder used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @raw moss excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@abstract thunder sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @abstract thunder died.

@near mortar spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @near mortar died.

@wet merlin was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@tranquil wyvern underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@tight niche and @long vine started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @tight niche took out their actual shotgun. @long vine died.

@tight niche argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

@tight niche drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@tight niche told @raw moss a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

The Nurse told @tight niche they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[frosty bramble]

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[harsh cliff]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @inland spoke, @misty bridge, @frosty bramble, @tranquil wyvern, @abstract dune, @sand nest, @harsh cliff, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @sand nest. @raw moss died.

@inland spoke was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @inland spoke died.

@abstract dune rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @abstract dune died.

@frosty bramble wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @frosty bramble turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @frosty bramble died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tranquil wyvern quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@misty bridge accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @misty bridge.

@tranquil wyvern was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@harsh cliff used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @harsh cliff. @harsh cliff died.

@sand nest took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @sand nest died.

@misty bridge let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@misty bridge was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @misty bridge died.

@brave shore came out of @tight niche's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@tight niche declared war on emus. The emus won. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @misty bridge
150 points go to 4th place: @sand nest
150 points go to 5th place: @harsh cliff
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @frosty bramble
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 9th place: @inland spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[flat forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[misty bridge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@misty bridge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[mystic mica]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mystic mica, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[harsh cliff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@harsh cliff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wind flicker]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wind flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @zenith root, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @misty bridge, @fiery belfry, @mystic mica, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @flat forge, @harsh cliff, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wind flicker used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@wind flicker decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @wind flicker died.

@mystic mica decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@flat forge was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@zenith root touched @fiery belfry's gun without permission. @zenith root died.

@inland spoke built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @inland spoke died.

@proud lava played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

Several players decided to form a band. @harsh cliff was the trumpet, @livid shuttle was the clarinetist, @amber ermine was the drummer, and @mystic mica was the drum. @mystic mica died.

@amber ermine found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@tight niche tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

@proud lava began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

No one told @red kindle that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @red kindle died.

@flat forge wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@proud lava read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @proud lava died.

@flat forge's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @flat forge died.

@harsh cliff tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @harsh cliff died.

@brave shore tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@livid shuttle was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @brave shore died.

@tight niche found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@misty bridge chased @tranquil wyvern with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @tranquil wyvern died.

@misty bridge played rock-paper-scissors with @fiery belfry. @misty bridge played paper. @fiery belfry played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @misty bridge was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @misty bridge died.

@tight niche somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@fiery belfry didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @fiery belfry died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @misty bridge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @harsh cliff
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @red kindle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sly hazel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sly hazel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[compact ether]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@compact ether, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[red kindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@red kindle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[inland spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inland spoke, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@zenith root, @sly hazel, @tight niche, @inland spoke, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @red kindle, @proud lava, @compact ether, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@zenith root was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @gray sky. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @zenith root died.