#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 118

gleaming grove · 2026-02-02T23:36:19.436Z

>>> donated all of their organs to those in need. died.

gleaming groveBOT Feb 2, 2026, 11:36 PM

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@livid shuttle donated all of their organs to those in need. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@carmine cairn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@pallid moss became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@wheat crow tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@pallid moss gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @pallid moss died.

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@wheat crow and @carmine cairn were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @wheat crow fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @wheat crow died.

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@steel sentinel fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@carmine cairn purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@steel sentinel tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @steel sentinel is now goo. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 4th place: @pallid moss
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @snow tendon
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @alpine pasture

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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snow tendon Feb 2, 2026, 11:40 PM

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noble rapids Feb 2, 2026, 11:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 2, 2026, 11:42 PM

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amber ermine Feb 2, 2026, 11:43 PM

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daring thicket Feb 2, 2026, 11:43 PM

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flat forge Feb 2, 2026, 11:57 PM

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half magnet Feb 3, 2026, 12:00 AM

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snow tendon Feb 3, 2026, 12:02 AM

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long vine Feb 3, 2026, 12:09 AM

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worn mason Feb 3, 2026, 12:13 AM

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orchid scaffold Feb 3, 2026, 12:14 AM

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covert elk Feb 3, 2026, 12:16 AM

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steel sentinel Feb 3, 2026, 12:21 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 12:23 AM

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 12:23 AM

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undone merlin Feb 3, 2026, 12:28 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @undone merlin, @orchid scaffold, @worn mason, @daring thicket, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @snow tendon, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @noble rapids, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@daring thicket knocked furiously on @flat forge's door while holding an axe. @flat forge shouted, "Who's there?"

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@raw moss was in the middle of taking a shower when @livid shuttle took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @raw moss died.

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@worn mason died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @worn mason died.

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@long vine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tranquil wyvern wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @amber ermine killed the Traveling Merchant first. @amber ermine died.

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@snow tendon dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @snow tendon died.

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@steel sentinel won in a fight against @flat forge by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle attacked @undone merlin with a Legendary Zenith, but @undone merlin's pen was mightier. @livid shuttle died.

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@noble rapids became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @noble rapids died.

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@carmine cairn listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @carmine cairn saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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Several players decided to form a band. @daring thicket was the trumpet, @steel sentinel was the clarinetist, @half magnet was the drummer, and @covert elk was the drum. @covert elk died.

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@orchid scaffold ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @orchid scaffold died.

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@steel sentinel started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @steel sentinel soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @steel sentinel died.

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@half magnet ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @half magnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@carmine cairn and @undone merlin were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@tranquil wyvern was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @daring thicket. @daring thicket died.

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@undone merlin played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @undone merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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The Demolitionist told @carmine cairn that it was a good day to die. @carmine cairn thought so too. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @undone merlin
150 points go to 4th place: @daring thicket
150 points go to 5th place: @half magnet
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @orchid scaffold
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 12:48 AM

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worn mason Feb 3, 2026, 12:50 AM

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orchid scaffold Feb 3, 2026, 12:51 AM

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glacial totem Feb 3, 2026, 1:05 AM

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peak yoke Feb 3, 2026, 1:08 AM

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noble rapids Feb 3, 2026, 1:17 AM

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lime mango Feb 3, 2026, 1:24 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 1:27 AM

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 1:28 AM

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daring thicket Feb 3, 2026, 1:28 AM

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wide tulip Feb 3, 2026, 1:30 AM

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@wide tulip, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @orchid scaffold, @worn mason, @daring thicket, @lime mango, @peak yoke, @flat forge, @wide tulip, @livid shuttle, and @noble rapids
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@daring thicket found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@livid shuttle dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @noble rapids diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@flat forge started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@worn mason had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Sniper Rifle. Obviously, this failed.

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@worn mason tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @worn mason died.

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@raw moss took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@orchid scaffold argued with @wide tulip about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@peak yoke died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @peak yoke was revived.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @lime mango

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@glacial totem attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@noble rapids wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@livid shuttle created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @daring thicket got too close while watching. @daring thicket died.

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@lime mango found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@lime mango decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @lime mango died.

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@wide tulip found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@peak yoke's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @peak yoke died.

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@flat forge was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @orchid scaffold tried putting @flat forge back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle hadn't seen @raw moss in a long time, and missed them. @raw moss aimed a Sniper Rifle at @livid shuttle from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @livid shuttle died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @orchid scaffold randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@noble rapids heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @wide tulip, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@glacial totem launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@glacial totem took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@noble rapids started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@noble rapids was eaten by a tree. @noble rapids died.

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@wide tulip tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @wide tulip died.

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@raw moss "borrowed" @orchid scaffold's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @orchid scaffold's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @raw moss could return it.

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@carmine cairn found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @raw moss to check it out. @raw moss decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@glacial totem talked with @orchid scaffold about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@orchid scaffold was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@raw moss started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@orchid scaffold activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @orchid scaffold died.

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@carmine cairn wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn threatened @raw moss with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @raw moss informed @carmine cairn as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem pickpocketed @raw moss, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@raw moss tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@glacial totem fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @orchid scaffold
150 points go to 5th place: @wide tulip
150 points go to 6th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @lime mango

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 1:42 AM

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wheat crow Feb 3, 2026, 1:43 AM

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peak yoke Feb 3, 2026, 1:43 AM

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noble rapids Feb 3, 2026, 1:46 AM

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glacial totem Feb 3, 2026, 1:54 AM

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daring thicket Feb 3, 2026, 2:19 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 2:20 AM

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torn obsidian Feb 3, 2026, 2:22 AM

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 2:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 2:36 AM

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wheat crow Feb 3, 2026, 2:39 AM

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long vine Feb 3, 2026, 2:58 AM

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worn mason Feb 3, 2026, 2:58 AM

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river nebula Feb 3, 2026, 3:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @river nebula, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @worn mason, @torn obsidian, @daring thicket, @long vine, @peak yoke, @flat forge, and @noble rapids
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@worn mason's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @worn mason died.

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@torn obsidian was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @torn obsidian died.

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@noble rapids went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@peak yoke put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @peak yoke whole. @peak yoke died.

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@river nebula wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @flat forge on a spit. @flat forge died.

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@noble rapids baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @noble rapids died.

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@long vine donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@daring thicket was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @daring thicket died.

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@wheat crow walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@river nebula swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @river nebula died.

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@glacial totem tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@wheat crow was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @wheat crow died.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @raw moss tattled on them.

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@raw moss used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@carmine cairn tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Silver Shortsword instead of a Bug Net.

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@glacial totem found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@long vine started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@long vine tried to explain to @glacial totem that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @glacial totem countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem playfully poked @raw moss and laughed. @raw moss playfully poked them back with a Dark Lance. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss summoned a solar eclipse while @carmine cairn was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @wheat crow
150 points go to 6th place: @river nebula
100 points go to 7th place: @daring thicket
100 points go to 8th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 3:38 AM

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wheat crow Feb 3, 2026, 3:39 AM

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 3:39 AM

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long vine Feb 3, 2026, 3:55 AM

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spring bluff Feb 3, 2026, 3:59 AM

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glacial totem Feb 3, 2026, 4:10 AM

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tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 4:29 AM

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gray sky Feb 3, 2026, 4:33 AM

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wheat crow Feb 3, 2026, 4:41 AM

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full pivot Feb 3, 2026, 5:06 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @full pivot, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @long vine, @flat forge, @gray sky, and @spring bluff
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@glacial totem summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@spring bluff's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Sickle was nice and clean, but their Ebonwood Bow's string broke, and their Poison Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tight niche had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@full pivot stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @full pivot died.

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@flat forge used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@raw moss started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@gray sky briefly considered proposing marriage to @wheat crow, but married a bee instead.

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@raw moss watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@wheat crow didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @wheat crow died.

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@spring bluff tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@long vine got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@tight niche and @flat forge farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@spring bluff played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@flat forge challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @flat forge died.

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@gray sky was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@spring bluff was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @spring bluff die

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tight niche tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@carmine cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@raw moss sang a song to try to impress @tight niche, @spring bluff, and @carmine cairn. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@carmine cairn hid from @raw moss after @spring bluff exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@spring bluff carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @spring bluff died.

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@tight niche gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @carmine cairn died. @carmine cairn died. @carmine cairn died. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @spring bluff
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 9th place: @full pivot
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 5:38 AM

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full pivot Feb 3, 2026, 5:38 AM

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 5:38 AM

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long vine Feb 3, 2026, 5:53 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 6:21 AM

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amber ermine Feb 3, 2026, 6:23 AM

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modern plover Feb 3, 2026, 6:27 AM

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tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 6:30 AM

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novel summit Feb 3, 2026, 6:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 6:33 AM

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proper wedge Feb 3, 2026, 6:41 AM

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lean dew Feb 3, 2026, 6:50 AM

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gray sky Feb 3, 2026, 7:03 AM

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halcyon jay Feb 3, 2026, 7:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @halcyon jay, @proper wedge, @long vine, @amber ermine, @modern plover, @lean dew, @flat forge, @gray sky, and @novel summit
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@long vine went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@tight niche disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @full pivot, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @full pivot died.

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@raw moss accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @raw moss died.

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@halcyon jay started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@lean dew compressed @halcyon jay until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @halcyon jay died.

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@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@proper wedge built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@proper wedge was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @proper wedge died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @gray sky's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@amber ermine's face was scorched off after @lean dew took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @amber ermine died.

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@modern plover was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @modern plover died.

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@flat forge woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@long vine tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@novel summit donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@lean dew took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @lean dew died.

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@long vine drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@flat forge found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@tight niche tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@gray sky ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@flat forge had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@flat forge was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @flat forge died.

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@tight niche lulled @gray sky into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @gray sky died.

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@long vine used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@tight niche finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @long vine caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@carmine cairn spun around in a full circle and shot @novel summit with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @novel summit died.

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@tight niche used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @long vine alive. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@tight niche saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @proper wedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 3, 2026, 7:38 AM

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novel summit Feb 3, 2026, 7:40 AM

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lean dew Feb 3, 2026, 7:42 AM

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brazen silo Feb 3, 2026, 7:52 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 3, 2026, 7:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 7:55 AM

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vital nexus Feb 3, 2026, 7:56 AM

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abstract dune Feb 3, 2026, 8:00 AM

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 8:11 AM

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tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 8:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:28 AM

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amber ermine Feb 3, 2026, 8:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:35 AM

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gray sky Feb 3, 2026, 8:43 AM

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forest ocean Feb 3, 2026, 8:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @vital nexus, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @lean dew, @flat forge, @brazen silo, @gray sky, @forest ocean, and @novel summit
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@forest ocean donned a Martian costume and chased @vital nexus in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @vital nexus died.

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@gray sky learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@flat forge found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@amber ermine tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @amber ermine died.

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@abstract dune and @brazen silo built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@novel summit was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@lean dew sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@abstract dune programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @abstract dune died.

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@brazen silo thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@lean dew fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @lean dew died.

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@gray sky trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@novel summit accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@flat forge received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @flat forge died.

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@brazen silo was walked on by a Martian Walker. @brazen silo died.

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@gray sky jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @gray sky died.

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@forest ocean drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@tight niche went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@novel summit flossed their teeth with @long vine's shoelaces.

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@tranquil wyvern wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@novel summit almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@forest ocean thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@forest ocean was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @forest ocean died.

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@novel summit was stalking @tight niche's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @novel summit died.

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@tranquil wyvern played rock-paper-scissors with @long vine. @tranquil wyvern played paper. @long vine played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @tranquil wyvern was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tight niche ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@tight niche forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@long vine claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@tight niche entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@long vine followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 5th place: @forest ocean
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @brazen silo
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Feb 3, 2026, 9:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:40 AM

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amber ermine Feb 3, 2026, 9:48 AM

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novel summit Feb 3, 2026, 9:52 AM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 3, 2026, 9:55 AM

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flint sage Feb 3, 2026, 10:05 AM

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prime skiff Feb 3, 2026, 10:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:15 AM

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zenith root Feb 3, 2026, 10:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:22 AM

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 10:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:26 AM

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tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 10:28 AM

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lean dew Feb 3, 2026, 10:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:31 AM

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brave shore Feb 3, 2026, 10:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:40 AM

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small pelican Feb 3, 2026, 10:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:46 AM

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amber ermine Feb 3, 2026, 10:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 11:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@zenith root, @prime skiff, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @lean dew, @flat forge, @small pelican, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @novel summit, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@zenith root wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@livid shuttle underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@lean dew and @tight niche got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @zenith root. @zenith root died.

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@prime skiff tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @prime skiff died.

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@brave shore picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@small pelican distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@amber ermine heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @amber ermine died.

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@flint sage hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@lean dew got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @lean dew died.

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@small pelican was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @small pelican died.

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@novel summit made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@tight niche accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @tight niche was forgiven.

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@brave shore stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @brave shore's ego received a small boost.

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@livid shuttle tried to kill @tranquil wyvern, but failed to ask for consent.

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@flint sage was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@gray sky wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@novel summit was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@livid shuttle was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@tranquil wyvern teleported behind @gray sky using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @gray sky died.

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@flat forge found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@brave shore returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@tight niche promised @livid shuttle that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@novel summit complained to @flat forge that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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Someone let the dogs out! @novel summit tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @novel summit died.

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@brave shore tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @brave shore died.

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@flint sage forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @flint sage died.

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@tight niche started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @tranquil wyvern and @flat forge.

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@tight niche painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@flat forge escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@tranquil wyvern was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @flat forge stopped them in time.

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@tight niche relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@tight niche purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@tranquil wyvern was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tranquil wyvern let them be.

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@flat forge spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tranquil wyvern was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@flat forge took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @flat forge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @flat forge
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @small pelican
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @umbral crystal, @long vine, @hidden linden, @lean dew, @flat forge, @small pelican, @indigo inlet, and @gray sky
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@gray sky tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@zenith root tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @zenith root was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @zenith root died.

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@long vine drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @small pelican was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@wheat crow snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @wheat crow died.

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@hidden linden tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @hidden linden died.

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@lean dew ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @lean dew died.

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@flat forge became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@small pelican was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @small pelican died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @indigo inlet that there was something stuck in their teeth. @indigo inlet checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @indigo inlet died.

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@gray sky tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche and @long vine played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@tight niche shot @flat forge to death with a finger gun. @flat forge died.

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@umbral crystal spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @umbral crystal died.

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@long vine flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @long vine's face off with its bare hands. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @umbral crystal
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 7th place: @small pelican
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @hidden linden
100 points go to 10th place: @wheat crow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Feb 3, 2026, 12:59 PM

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tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 1:28 PM

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sweet fractal Feb 3, 2026, 1:41 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 1:50 PM

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peak yoke Feb 3, 2026, 2:03 PM

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errant vine Feb 3, 2026, 2:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @vital nexus, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @lean dew, @errant vine, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, and @brave shore
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A monkey dramatically raised @vital nexus up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @vital nexus off said cliff. @vital nexus died.

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@fiery belfry tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @fiery belfry died.

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@amber ermine drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@lofty sleet recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@peak yoke tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@sweet fractal crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@lean dew insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @amber ermine insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @errant vine setting explosives beneath them. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine tied up @flat forge and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @flat forge to die. However, @flat forge managed to escape from their bonds.

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@lean dew called @errant vine a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @lean dew died.

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@sweet fractal was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @sweet fractal's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@flat forge was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@brave shore was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @brave shore died.

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@lofty sleet learned all of @gray sky's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@carmine cairn drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@long vine used their Iron Broadsword to lop off @lofty sleet's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @long vine invented golf. @lofty sleet died.

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@tight niche drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@errant vine went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @errant vine died.

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@gray sky joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @gray sky was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@flat forge pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @flat forge died.

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@carmine cairn trapped @long vine in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @long vine managed to escape regardless.

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@tight niche snuck up behind @carmine cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @tight niche decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@gray sky went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @gray sky died.

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@long vine was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@tight niche adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @carmine cairn wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @tight niche all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@carmine cairn got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@tight niche planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@tight niche stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Feb 3, 2026, 2:39 PM

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 2:39 PM

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lofty sleet Feb 3, 2026, 2:44 PM

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sweet fractal Feb 3, 2026, 2:45 PM

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amber ermine Feb 3, 2026, 2:51 PM

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novel summit Feb 3, 2026, 2:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 3, 2026, 2:57 PM

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abstract dune Feb 3, 2026, 3:06 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 3:22 PM

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vital nexus Feb 3, 2026, 3:27 PM

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tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @vital nexus, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, and @novel summit
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@flat forge disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@vital nexus was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @vital nexus died.

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@long vine stopped a meteor from crushing @lofty sleet and @amber ermine with their own body. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @amber ermine died.

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@lofty sleet used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @lofty sleet died.

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@carmine cairn found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@tight niche smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@sweet fractal started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@flat forge was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @sweet fractal's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @sweet fractal died.

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@abstract dune tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @abstract dune died.

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@tight niche broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@novel summit traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @novel summit did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @novel summit died.

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After @flat forge drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @flat forge died.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @tranquil wyvern was flattened by a road roller. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @novel summit
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 3:38 PM

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abstract dune Feb 3, 2026, 3:38 PM

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novel summit Feb 3, 2026, 3:38 PM

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lofty sleet Feb 3, 2026, 3:38 PM

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 3:40 PM

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hollow wraith Feb 3, 2026, 3:41 PM

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vital nexus Feb 3, 2026, 3:42 PM

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distant vapor Feb 3, 2026, 3:43 PM

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haughty cipher Feb 3, 2026, 3:50 PM

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lime creek Feb 3, 2026, 3:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 3, 2026, 4:00 PM

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full pivot Feb 3, 2026, 4:00 PM

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glacial totem Feb 3, 2026, 4:00 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 4:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 4:22 PM

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tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 4:28 PM

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errant vine Feb 3, 2026, 4:29 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @full pivot, @carmine cairn, @haughty cipher, @lofty sleet, @hollow wraith, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vital nexus, @tranquil wyvern, @abstract dune, @errant vine, @flat forge, @novel summit, @lime creek, and @distant vapor
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @glacial totem died.

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@full pivot discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @full pivot died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @carmine cairn accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @carmine cairn died.

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After @lofty sleet went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @lofty sleet died.

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@vital nexus cornered @tranquil wyvern at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tranquil wyvern started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@lime creek filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@hollow wraith was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @hollow wraith died.

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@vital nexus thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @vital nexus died.

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@abstract dune tried to attack @errant vine by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @abstract dune died.

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@novel summit triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @novel summit died.

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@haughty cipher declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @haughty cipher's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@distant vapor tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @distant vapor died.

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@lime creek used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @lime creek died.

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@flat forge started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@tranquil wyvern found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@flat forge tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @flat forge died.

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@errant vine invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@tranquil wyvern chased @errant vine with their Rich Mahogany Sword. @errant vine tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @tranquil wyvern. @errant vine died.

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@haughty cipher was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@haughty cipher and @tight niche decided to play catch with a Bone Sword. @haughty cipher missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @haughty cipher died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tranquil wyvern took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche used a Laser Drill to literally bore @raw moss to death. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @haughty cipher
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @distant vapor
100 points go to 9th place: @novel summit
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 4:38 PM

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 4:39 PM

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peak yoke Feb 3, 2026, 4:40 PM

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full pivot Feb 3, 2026, 5:00 PM

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abstract dune Feb 3, 2026, 5:06 PM

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errant vine Feb 3, 2026, 5:19 PM

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distant vapor Feb 3, 2026, 5:25 PM

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flat forge Feb 3, 2026, 5:26 PM

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dim gale Feb 3, 2026, 5:28 PM

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tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 5:28 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 5:30 PM

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jolly swift Feb 3, 2026, 5:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @dim gale, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vital nexus, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @abstract dune, @errant vine, @flat forge, and @distant vapor
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@tranquil wyvern threw @full pivot into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @tranquil wyvern a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @full pivot died.

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@jolly swift replaced @vital nexus's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @vital nexus died.

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@flat forge shot @peak yoke in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @carmine cairn's chests for the rest of its life.

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@raw moss somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@dim gale smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@distant vapor summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@abstract dune got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @abstract dune died.

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@flat forge's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @flat forge died.

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@tight niche took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @raw moss and @errant vine ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@tranquil wyvern found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @distant vapor, who was out swimming that day. @distant vapor died.

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@dim gale decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to confess their love to @errant vine, but @errant vine interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@carmine cairn tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@errant vine used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @carmine cairn blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tight niche pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @tranquil wyvern's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @raw moss chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@tight niche thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@tight niche was arrested for killing @raw moss with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @distant vapor
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 5:39 PM

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vital nexus Feb 3, 2026, 5:45 PM

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full pivot Feb 3, 2026, 5:48 PM

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wheat crow Feb 3, 2026, 5:50 PM

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amber ermine Feb 3, 2026, 6:03 PM

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 6:10 PM

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errant vine Feb 3, 2026, 6:26 PM

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tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 6:29 PM

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brazen plaza Feb 3, 2026, 6:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

naive dirge Feb 3, 2026, 6:32 PM

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wet merlin Feb 3, 2026, 6:33 PM

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abstract dune Feb 3, 2026, 6:46 PM

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noble rapids Feb 3, 2026, 6:59 PM

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sweet fractal Feb 3, 2026, 7:00 PM

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subtle gorge Feb 3, 2026, 7:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 7:30 PM

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idle pike Feb 3, 2026, 7:30 PM

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brazen silo Feb 3, 2026, 7:30 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 17 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @vital nexus, @subtle gorge, @naive dirge, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @brazen plaza, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @brazen silo, @idle pike, @noble rapids, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@amber ermine covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@carmine cairn and @full pivot found themselves falling from a considerable height. @carmine cairn landed in a pool of water. @full pivot did not. @full pivot died.

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@tight niche had a wholesome reunion with @sweet fractal, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@noble rapids shot @raw moss with a Water Gun. @raw moss shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@wheat crow walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@errant vine hosted a spelling bee! @subtle gorge had to spell "cat". @vital nexus had to spell "rain". @naive dirge had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@abstract dune and @brazen silo were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@idle pike was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@wheat crow reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @wheat crow died.

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@amber ermine and @subtle gorge found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @vital nexus saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @brazen silo stabbed them in the back. @vital nexus died.

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@naive dirge, @carmine cairn, and @abstract dune worked on a group project, but it looked like @naive dirge was doing most of the work.

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@errant vine needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@naive dirge ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @naive dirge died.

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@idle pike started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@sweet fractal jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@amber ermine wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @amber ermine through the wall. @amber ermine died.

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@wet merlin kept talking, but stopped after @tight niche held up their hand. @tight niche demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@noble rapids saw @abstract dune standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @abstract dune died.

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@wet merlin begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@raw moss started rallying for goblin rights.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @brazen plaza. @brazen plaza died.

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@subtle gorge tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@brazen silo found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @errant vine. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @errant vine died.

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@brazen silo got tired of @sweet fractal trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @sweet fractal at a Sawmill. @sweet fractal died.

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@noble rapids told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @noble rapids died.

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@raw moss blew @brazen silo to bits using an exploding bed. @brazen silo died.

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@wet merlin cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @wet merlin's heart! @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@raw moss used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@tight niche's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tight niche responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@subtle gorge didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @subtle gorge died.

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@idle pike got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss opened the front door and saw @tight niche trying to murder the Guide. @raw moss slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@tight niche ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @tight niche said "thanks, you too." @tight niche died.

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@raw moss calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@carmine cairn wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @brazen silo
100 points go to 8th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 7:40 PM

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wheat crow Feb 3, 2026, 7:40 PM

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sweet fractal Feb 3, 2026, 7:40 PM

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full pivot Feb 3, 2026, 7:42 PM

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amber ermine Feb 3, 2026, 7:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Feb 3, 2026, 7:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 7:50 PM

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subtle gorge Feb 3, 2026, 7:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 7:50 PM

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errant vine Feb 3, 2026, 8:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:24 PM

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brave shore Feb 3, 2026, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:25 PM

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noble rapids Feb 3, 2026, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:25 PM

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@noble rapids, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

forest ocean Feb 3, 2026, 8:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:26 PM

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@forest ocean, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 3, 2026, 8:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@full pivot, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @forest ocean, @brave shore, and @noble rapids
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@subtle gorge wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@raw moss captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@brave shore offered to add a gold trim to @amber ermine's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@forest ocean released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @forest ocean, but it was very satisfying.

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@carmine cairn and @full pivot fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @carmine cairn won by breaking @full pivot's spine. @full pivot died.

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@tight niche ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@sweet fractal, @wheat crow, and @errant vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@wheat crow fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @wheat crow died.

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@forest ocean ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@subtle gorge couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@errant vine accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@noble rapids gave a hug to @sweet fractal and almost choked them to death!

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@carmine cairn struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@subtle gorge took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @subtle gorge died.

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@brave shore had a sleepover with @raw moss, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@amber ermine attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @tranquil wyvern watched the carnage from a safe distance. @amber ermine died.

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@forest ocean found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@noble rapids silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tranquil wyvern's back, which then integrated itself into @tranquil wyvern's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@sweet fractal found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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A mysterious stranger gave @sweet fractal a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @tight niche with it. However, @sweet fractal clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @sweet fractal died.

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@errant vine overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@brave shore and @raw moss played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@carmine cairn was cornered by @noble rapids, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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Congratulations, @forest ocean! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @forest ocean died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @errant vine was the bartender, @tight niche was the DJ, and @noble rapids was the pinata. @noble rapids died.

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@errant vine pointed a wooden wand at @tranquil wyvern and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@tight niche found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@raw moss used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@brave shore and @tranquil wyvern were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @brave shore suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @tranquil wyvern turned around to look. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@tight niche stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@brave shore was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tight niche invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@tight niche tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@carmine cairn adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@tight niche overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@carmine cairn didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @tight niche's. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 8th place: @forest ocean
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

glacial totem Feb 3, 2026, 8:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:40 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Feb 3, 2026, 8:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:41 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wheat crow Feb 3, 2026, 8:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:49 PM

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@wheat crow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Feb 3, 2026, 8:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 8:51 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

full pivot Feb 3, 2026, 9:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:11 PM

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@full pivot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

subtle gorge Feb 3, 2026, 9:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:25 PM

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@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Feb 3, 2026, 9:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:27 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mighty crown Feb 3, 2026, 9:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:28 PM

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@mighty crown, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Feb 3, 2026, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:30 PM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

next hemlock Feb 3, 2026, 9:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:31 PM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Feb 3, 2026, 9:32 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:32 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

worn mason Feb 3, 2026, 9:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:45 PM

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@worn mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wheat crow Feb 3, 2026, 9:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 9:55 PM

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@wheat crow, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Feb 3, 2026, 10:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike Feb 3, 2026, 10:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 3, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@full pivot, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @wheat crow, @mighty crown, @worn mason, @subtle gorge, @next hemlock, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @brave shore, and @idle pike
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@full pivot tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @full pivot died.

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@wheat crow activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@glacial totem was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @glacial totem died.

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@next hemlock and @carmine cairn spotted a Book of Skulls on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@amber ermine tried to attack @mighty crown with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @amber ermine to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@mighty crown was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @mighty crown died.

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@idle pike started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@worn mason developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@worn mason got burninated by Tim. @worn mason died.

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@raw moss found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@idle pike ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@amber ermine forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@peak yoke was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @peak yoke died.

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@next hemlock desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@carmine cairn drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @wheat crow appeared instead.

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@errant vine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @errant vine died.

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@brave shore tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @carmine cairn's house. @carmine cairn started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@subtle gorge joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @subtle gorge died.

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@idle pike got quantum-entangled with @next hemlock, and used this opportunity to force @next hemlock to pick their own nose.

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@carmine cairn and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @carmine cairn's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@wheat crow tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @wheat crow died.

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@next hemlock was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @next hemlock died.

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@idle pike went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@raw moss equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.