epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@inner night, @late mica, @tight niche, @shy crescent, @tidal sigil, @daring thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @errant vine, @flat forge, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@daring thicket merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

While streaming a fitness game, @flat forge accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@silk phoenix drew swords on the ground. @late mica started stomping all over them. Furious, @silk phoenix picked one up and stabbed @late mica with it.. @late mica died.

@inner night put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@long vine cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@errant vine was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@tidal sigil realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @tidal sigil died.

@covert elk invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@shy crescent tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@wet merlin started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@daring thicket was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @daring thicket died.

@inner night visited @covert elk, but no one was home. @inner night felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@silk phoenix was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @silk phoenix died.

@flat forge started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@wet merlin was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @shy crescent. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @wet merlin died.

@tranquil wyvern farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

@covert elk had a terrible night. @covert elk died.

@flat forge was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @inner night with its horns. @inner night died.

@tranquil wyvern told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tight niche and @errant vine.

@shy crescent's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@shy crescent was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @shy crescent died.

@tight niche took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @flat forge's Rod of Discord.

@long vine walked into a bar. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@errant vine was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @errant vine died.

@tranquil wyvern asked @flat forge to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @tranquil wyvern died.

@flat forge asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @long vine, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @flat forge to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @flat forge died.

@tight niche and @long vine attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@tight niche told @long vine a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

After exploring in darkness for some time, @long vine found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @long vine was trapped for all eternity. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat forge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @shy crescent
100 points go to 7th place: @inner night
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[flat forge]

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[covert elk]

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[long vine]

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[wet merlin]

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[shy crescent]

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[silk phoenix]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[daring thicket]

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[errant vine]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @shy crescent, @daring thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @errant vine, @flat forge, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
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@silk phoenix cut through @brisk zephyr with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @brisk zephyr died.

@long vine saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@shy crescent sat on a wall. @shy crescent had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @shy crescent together again. @shy crescent died.

@tranquil wyvern and @daring thicket played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@covert elk invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@silk phoenix saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @silk phoenix died.

@errant vine fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @errant vine died.

@daring thicket tried to stab @wet merlin, but @wet merlin's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @wet merlin died.

@long vine became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@covert elk got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @covert elk died.

@daring thicket heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @daring thicket died.

@tranquil wyvern hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @tranquil wyvern died.

@flat forge was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @flat forge died.

@long vine sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@tight niche started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @tight niche - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @tight niche then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@long vine aimed a Last Prism beam at @tight niche, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@long vine put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat forge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @daring thicket
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 10th place: @shy crescent

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[abstract dune]

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[daring thicket]

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[wet merlin]

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[long vine]

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[pallid moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[covert elk]

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[inner night]

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[scarlet imp]

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[sweet fractal]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @inner night, @tight niche, @daring thicket, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @abstract dune, @sweet fractal, @pallid moss, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
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@scarlet imp tried to save @pallid moss's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @scarlet imp died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @scarlet imp died.

@covert elk snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@sweet fractal took a potato chip... and ate it!

@tight niche found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

After partying all night, @abstract dune was shot by @inner night in a swimming pool. @abstract dune died.

@pallid moss got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @pallid moss died.

@wet merlin clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @wet merlin died.

@covert elk moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @covert elk died.

While in the Underground Jungle, @inner night used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @inner night died.

@daring thicket found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tight niche, who silenced @daring thicket by filling their hiding place with water. @daring thicket died.

@sweet fractal ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@tranquil wyvern crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

Out of boredom, @sweet fractal used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@sweet fractal found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @sweet fractal died.

@tranquil wyvern opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @tranquil wyvern's neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tight niche's Star Cannon. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @daring thicket
150 points go to 6th place: @inner night
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[daring thicket]

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[wet merlin]

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[long vine]

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[covert elk]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[brave shore]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[hollow wraith]

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[flat forge]

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[pallid moss]

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[raw moss]

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[carmine cairn]

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[jolly swift]

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[tight niche]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @hollow wraith, @tight niche, @raw moss, @daring thicket, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @flat forge, @pallid moss, @brave shore, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brisk zephyr and @brave shore played catch with a Paladin. @brisk zephyr accidentally fumbled a catch. @brisk zephyr died.

@tight niche drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@tranquil wyvern murdered @hollow wraith by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @hollow wraith died.

A witch prophesized that @flat forge would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@raw moss thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @raw moss died.

@jolly swift was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@pallid moss couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@wet merlin kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

A strange device attached itself to @daring thicket's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @daring thicket died.

@covert elk tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

@carmine cairn and @wet merlin had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@flat forge dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@tranquil wyvern combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@long vine watched @brave shore go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @brave shore was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@long vine drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @long vine died.

@pallid moss started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@pallid moss woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @pallid moss died.

@brave shore climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @brave shore died.

@covert elk practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

@covert elk accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @covert elk, go jump off that cliff. @covert elk died.

@wet merlin gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @wet merlin died.

@tight niche learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @flat forge found out that @tight niche meant "killer" in the literal sense. @flat forge died.

@jolly swift used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@carmine cairn used some tree stumps as target practice.

@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@tranquil wyvern constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tight niche by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @tranquil wyvern's positioning was a bit off. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @carmine cairn stopped because their voice became horse.

@tight niche was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

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[pallid moss]

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[flat forge]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[covert elk]

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[torn obsidian]

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[sweet fractal]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[astral glacier]

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @torn obsidian, @tranquil wyvern, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, @pallid moss, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
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The fighting begins again!

@torn obsidian used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @torn obsidian died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @sweet fractal with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

@covert elk started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@tight niche tried to throw a Swordfish at @jolly swift before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@flat forge dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @flat forge died.

@wet merlin somehow convinced @sweet fractal that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @sweet fractal died.

@pallid moss brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @pallid moss died.

While riding on minecart rails, @wet merlin accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @wet merlin died.

@covert elk forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @covert elk wasn't a Slime, @covert elk was endlessly beaten. @covert elk died.

@jolly swift pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@tight niche summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @torn obsidian

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tranquil wyvern]

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[pallid moss]

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[jolly swift]

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[lofty sleet]

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[daring thicket]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[sweet fractal]

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[noble axle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @noble axle, @daring thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @sweet fractal, @livid shuttle, and @pallid moss
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The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

@daring thicket consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

@sweet fractal fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@livid shuttle solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

@tranquil wyvern put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@brisk zephyr started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @brisk zephyr died.

@pallid moss made some Synonym Rolls for @noble axle and @tight niche. Just like Grammar used to make!

There once was a @noble axle who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @noble axle's insides, and all the animals were freed. @noble axle died.

@livid shuttle picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @livid shuttle died.

@sweet fractal built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@daring thicket ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @pallid moss before they could say "Zoinks!" @pallid moss died.

@tranquil wyvern found @carmine cairn sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@sweet fractal climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tight niche and @daring thicket.

@lofty sleet tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @lofty sleet decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @sweet fractal into fertilizer. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@carmine cairn flexed so hard on @lofty sleet that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @lofty sleet died.

@tranquil wyvern claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

@daring thicket took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@carmine cairn and @tight niche were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @carmine cairn played solitaire. @tight niche stood behind them and watched.

@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@tranquil wyvern thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@daring thicket used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tight niche tested this theory on @daring thicket, who bounced, and ended up being right. @daring thicket died.

@tranquil wyvern fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@tranquil wyvern ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @daring thicket
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @noble axle
100 points go to 10th place: @brisk zephyr

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @hollow wraith, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tight meadow, @daring thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @livid shuttle managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

@tight meadow gave @lofty sleet Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @lofty sleet died.

@tranquil wyvern stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@tight niche spiced up @hollow wraith's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @hollow wraith died.

@daring thicket and @livid shuttle played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @daring thicket was the chicken. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

Rumors started spreading that @flat forge was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @flat forge.

@wet merlin wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@carmine cairn headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@wet merlin used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @wet merlin died.

@tight niche placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Minishark.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @tight meadow's. @tight meadow died.

@raw moss angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@flat forge boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@daring thicket asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@carmine cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @raw moss. Queen Bee died.

@flat forge and @tight niche had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn were having a nice picnic on the beach when @raw moss stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@flat forge, @tight niche, and @daring thicket formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

@tight niche fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@daring thicket put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @daring thicket died.

@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tranquil wyvern died.

@flat forge constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@flat forge ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @flat forge died.

@tight niche's booty was plundered by pirates. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@raw moss pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @carmine cairn.

@carmine cairn added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@raw moss tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@raw moss realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@carmine cairn followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @daring thicket
100 points go to 7th place: @tight meadow
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @hollow wraith

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @sturdy sluice, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @abstract dune, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, @pallid moss, and @wet merlin
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@sturdy sluice tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @sturdy sluice died.

@abstract dune started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@flat forge made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @lofty sleet joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @lofty sleet died.

@sweet fractal couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

@tight niche was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@abstract dune was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @abstract dune died.

@tranquil wyvern returned to their house, only to find that @pallid moss had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@flat forge found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @flat forge died.

@pallid moss was buried under an avalanche that @brisk zephyr had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @pallid moss died.

@sweet fractal played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@raw moss started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@carmine cairn looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@tranquil wyvern and @wet merlin strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @tranquil wyvern suggested using cover against them. @wet merlin recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @tight niche begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@tight niche spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@tight niche’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@tight niche went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@wet merlin discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@brisk zephyr got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@wet merlin tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @wet merlin died.

@brisk zephyr was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @brisk zephyr died.

@tranquil wyvern took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@raw moss went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@sweet fractal used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@carmine cairn tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

@tight niche obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@tight niche tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @tight niche died.

@raw moss saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @carmine cairn thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@raw moss was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @lofty sleet, @hollow wraith, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @astral glacier, @grizzled sand, and @pallid moss
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The fighting begins again!

@brisk zephyr used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @brisk zephyr. @brisk zephyr died.

@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @pallid moss being mercilessly tickled by @glacial totem.

@hollow wraith shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @hollow wraith's head. @hollow wraith died.

@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@tight niche trapped @tranquil wyvern in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@amber ermine tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @astral glacier in disguise. @amber ermine died.

@carmine cairn tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@pallid moss befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@pallid moss forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @pallid moss died.

@raw moss made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@lofty sleet wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @lofty sleet died.

@astral glacier ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@tranquil wyvern tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @tranquil wyvern died.

@glacial totem went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@raw moss eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@grizzled sand curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @grizzled sand in half. @grizzled sand died.

@glacial totem made up their own language and used it to threaten @astral glacier, who simply scratched their head.

@tight niche tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@tight niche entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @glacial totem, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @glacial totem died.

@astral glacier got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@astral glacier hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@raw moss soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @raw moss dyed.

@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@carmine cairn made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@raw moss knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@astral glacier tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@carmine cairn became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @carmine cairn died.

@astral glacier was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @astral glacier died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled sand
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[carmine cairn]

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[brave shore]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @lofty sleet, @raw moss, @cursive monolith, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @grizzled sand, @gray sky, @brave shore, and @covert elk
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@covert elk sacrificed @glacial totem by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @glacial totem died.

@abstract dune used their embezzled funds to shred through @cursive monolith with a Coin Gun. @cursive monolith died.

@amber ermine played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @amber ermine died.

@abstract dune tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @abstract dune died.

@proud lava was dunked on by @exotic saddle. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@brisk zephyr began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@exotic saddle underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @exotic saddle died.

@proud lava sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @proud lava died.

@gray sky invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @gray sky died.

@covert elk broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @covert elk died.

@brisk zephyr drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@grizzled sand watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@grizzled sand stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @grizzled sand died.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @carmine cairn flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@brisk zephyr received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @brisk zephyr died.

@lofty sleet tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @lofty sleet died.

@brave shore fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@tranquil wyvern ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @tranquil wyvern's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

The Wizard showed @raw moss their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

@brave shore started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @brave shore decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@brave shore let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@carmine cairn tricked @raw moss into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @raw moss died.

@brave shore was briefly jumpscared by @carmine cairn wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@carmine cairn tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@brave shore tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@brave shore tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled sand
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lofty sleet]

bb!register

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[brisk zephyr]

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[covert elk]

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[gray sky]

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[pallid moss]

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[grizzled sand]

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[amber ermine]

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[tardy steppe]

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[wet merlin]

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[inner night]

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[raw moss]

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[glacial totem]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @inner night, @lofty sleet, @raw moss, @tardy steppe, @amber ermine, @grizzled sand, @gray sky, @pallid moss, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @glacial totem died.

@amber ermine accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@grizzled sand and @brisk zephyr swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @tardy steppe was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @tardy steppe died.

@gray sky took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

@gray sky tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @gray sky died.

@wet merlin tried to assassinate @pallid moss, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@covert elk got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@lofty sleet, @inner night, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@pallid moss pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @pallid moss died.

@covert elk hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @covert elk could pull it to shore.

@wet merlin's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @wet merlin died.

@grizzled sand found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@covert elk tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @covert elk died.

@lofty sleet swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @lofty sleet died.

@inner night found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @inner night died.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @brisk zephyr excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@grizzled sand got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @grizzled sand, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @grizzled sand died.

@brisk zephyr made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @brisk zephyr died.

@carmine cairn wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@raw moss made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 4th place: @grizzled sand
150 points go to 5th place: @inner night
150 points go to 6th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[grizzled sand]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[glacial totem]

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[inner night]

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[lofty sleet]

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[raw moss]

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[steel sentinel]

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[pallid moss]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[errant vine]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @inner night, @lofty sleet, @raw moss, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @grizzled sand, and @pallid moss
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @glacial totem died.

@lofty sleet used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@lofty sleet went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @lofty sleet died.

@amber ermine discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @amber ermine died.

@carmine cairn started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@pallid moss laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@errant vine constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@pallid moss received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @pallid moss died.

@steel sentinel's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @steel sentinel! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@grizzled sand tried to kill @raw moss by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@inner night saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @inner night died.

@carmine cairn tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@steel sentinel confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@errant vine started blocking @raw moss's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@grizzled sand was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@carmine cairn didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @errant vine, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @errant vine died.

@raw moss got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@grizzled sand became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @carmine cairn had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @grizzled sand's suffering. @grizzled sand died.

@steel sentinel looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@carmine cairn walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@raw moss finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@steel sentinel was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@raw moss used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel warned @carmine cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @carmine cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

The moon hit @steel sentinel's eye like a big pizza pie. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @grizzled sand
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @inner night
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[grizzled sand]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@grizzled sand, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[lofty sleet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lofty sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[gleaming grove]

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[little roost]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[inner night]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@inner night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @inner night, @lofty sleet, @raw moss, @amber ermine, @grizzled sand, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, and @little roost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@glacial totem was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @glacial totem died.

@livid shuttle passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@lofty sleet slammed @amber ermine into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @amber ermine died.

@little roost held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@inner night discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

@grizzled sand found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@grizzled sand encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @grizzled sand died.

@carmine cairn found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@inner night walked up to @livid shuttle and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @inner night, that kills people! @livid shuttle died.

@raw moss tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@lofty sleet managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @lofty sleet found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @lofty sleet died.

@steel sentinel visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @steel sentinel thought her hands were more interesting.

@inner night tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @inner night died.

@little roost vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @little roost died.

Low on health, @steel sentinel hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @steel sentinel died.

@raw moss tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @little roost
150 points go to 5th place: @inner night
150 points go to 6th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @grizzled sand
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[lofty sleet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[lime mango]

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[raw moss]

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[silk phoenix]

bb!register

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[livid shuttle]

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[long vine]

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[grizzled sand]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[covert elk]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wise maple]

bb!register

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@wise maple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @raw moss, @long vine, @lime mango, @silk phoenix, @steel sentinel, @grizzled sand, @wise maple, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@covert elk bought a Gatligator and fired it at @potent talon for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @covert elk furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

@lofty sleet lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @lofty sleet died.

@silk phoenix practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @silk phoenix died.

@carmine cairn asked @grizzled sand if they "knew the way". @grizzled sand didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@livid shuttle tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@steel sentinel looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@grizzled sand was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @grizzled sand died.

@wise maple built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @wise maple died.

@steel sentinel was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@potent talon accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @potent talon died.

@long vine tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @long vine didn't know that.

@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

@livid shuttle trash talked @lime mango, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @livid shuttle suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @livid shuttle died.

@lime mango tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @covert elk demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @lime mango by two. @lime mango died.

@raw moss started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @steel sentinel and @long vine out.

@covert elk took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @covert elk died.

@long vine saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@long vine accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @long vine died.

@steel sentinel went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @steel sentinel died.

@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@raw moss went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @raw moss's fault.

@raw moss bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @raw moss was blown to smithereens. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @lime mango
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @wise maple
100 points go to 10th place: @grizzled sand

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lime mango]

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@lime mango, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lofty sleet]

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[long vine]

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[flat forge]

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[steel sentinel]

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[abstract thunder]

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[covert elk]

bb!register

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@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[noble axle]

bb!register

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[dusty blade]

bb!register

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@dusty blade, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @raw moss, @noble axle, @dusty blade, @lime mango, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

@flat forge accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @flat forge.

@covert elk drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@dusty blade tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@lofty sleet tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @lofty sleet died.

@abstract thunder was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@long vine tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@noble axle was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @noble axle died.

@steel sentinel modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

@lime mango huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@flat forge had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@lime mango stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@raw moss overwhelmed @dusty blade with a storm of flying bananas. @dusty blade died.

@lime mango had a dirty mind. Then @covert elk sprayed @lime mango's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @lime mango died.

@flat forge declared war on emus. The emus won. @flat forge died.

@abstract thunder transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @abstract thunder died.

@raw moss messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@covert elk tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@livid shuttle woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @livid shuttle died.

No one told @covert elk that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @covert elk died.

@steel sentinel summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @raw moss's life points directly. @raw moss died.

@long vine rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @long vine's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

@carmine cairn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

@steel sentinel was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@long vine started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@long vine caused @carmine cairn to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@steel sentinel started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

@long vine kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @long vine red. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @lime mango
100 points go to 10th place: @dusty blade

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[flat forge]

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[river nebula]

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[lime mango]

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[dusty blade]

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[severe prism]

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[raw moss]

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[covert elk]

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[scarlet grove]

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[steel sentinel]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @river nebula, @raw moss, @scarlet grove, @dusty blade, @lime mango, @severe prism, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@flat forge ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@raw moss kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @raw moss to death with an ice cream spoon. @raw moss died.

@lime mango drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@scarlet grove activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @scarlet grove died.

@dusty blade tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @dusty blade died.

@lime mango neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @lime mango died.

@covert elk took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@severe prism tickled @glacial totem from behind while they were busy sharpening their White Phaseblade. @severe prism died.

@carmine cairn became convinced that @flat forge was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @flat forge, who was left very confused (and wet).

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @flat forge. @flat forge died.

@covert elk told @glacial totem that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @glacial totem took those words literally and peeled @covert elk. @covert elk died.

@glacial totem found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

@river nebula wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@steel sentinel huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @river nebula also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@carmine cairn started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@glacial totem called @river nebula a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @river nebula died.

@carmine cairn got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@glacial totem was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@steel sentinel told @carmine cairn to bite the dust. In response, @carmine cairn took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

@carmine cairn poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

While sitting on a bench together with @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn leaned away and farted.

@carmine cairn threw a snowball at @steel sentinel. To counter this, @steel sentinel threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @river nebula
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @severe prism
100 points go to 8th place: @lime mango
100 points go to 9th place: @dusty blade
100 points go to 10th place: @scarlet grove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[dusty blade]

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[river nebula]

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[covert elk]

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[steel sentinel]

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[flat forge]

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[near mortar]

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[glacial totem]

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[wheat crow]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lofty sleet]

bb!register

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@lofty sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @river nebula, @wheat crow, @dusty blade, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @near mortar, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@covert elk obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @covert elk never learned how to snap their fingers.

@near mortar touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@wheat crow bashed @carmine cairn in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@glacial totem got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @glacial totem died.

@wheat crow woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @steel sentinel found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @wheat crow with bug spray. @wheat crow died.

@lofty sleet yelled, "Duck!" @dusty blade excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @dusty blade died.

@steel sentinel wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@flat forge found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@lofty sleet made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

The sun burnt @carmine cairn into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@flat forge became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @flat forge died.

@near mortar performed surgery on a grape.

@river nebula cut a specific wire in @near mortar's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @near mortar died.

@lofty sleet started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@covert elk tried to shoot @steel sentinel using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @lofty sleet's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@covert elk decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @covert elk died.

@lofty sleet was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @lofty sleet died.

@river nebula had the high ground, but @steel sentinel just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @river nebula toppling to their doom. @river nebula died.

@carmine cairn decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@steel sentinel wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@steel sentinel found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @river nebula
150 points go to 4th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @dusty blade
100 points go to 9th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[river nebula]

bb!register

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@river nebula, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

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[glacial totem]

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[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lofty sleet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lofty sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gray sky]

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[merry wagon]

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[gleaming grove]

@merry wagon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[flat forge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lime mango]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lime mango, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @river nebula, @long vine, @lime mango, @peak yoke, @merry wagon, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@river nebula suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @river nebula died.

@long vine tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @long vine died.

@lime mango fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @lime mango died.

@steel sentinel found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @gray sky, @flat forge, and @peak yoke. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @peak yoke died.

@lofty sleet found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@merry wagon felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @merry wagon died.

@steel sentinel and @gray sky huddled around @flat forge to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @flat forge's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@carmine cairn found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @carmine cairn headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

@flat forge drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @flat forge died.

@glacial totem managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@gray sky was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @gray sky died.

@lofty sleet is hvinga stroker n. @lofty sleet died.

@glacial totem spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@steel sentinel spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@glacial totem paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Crystal Vile Shard.