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tight niche Jan 31, 2026, 4:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inner night, @tight niche, @worn mason, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @flat forge, @sweet fractal, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @tulip adder, @near mortar, @noble rapids, and @covert elk
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The fighting begins again!

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@flat forge invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@worn mason got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @worn mason died.

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@flat forge died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle and @sweet fractal fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @livid shuttle won by breaking @sweet fractal's spine. @sweet fractal died.

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@noble rapids wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@livid shuttle was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @livid shuttle died.

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@tulip adder made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@carmine cairn drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@spark ravine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@tulip adder found a hill and started to roll down it. @tulip adder was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tulip adder died.

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@inner night invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @near mortar farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @near mortar died.

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@spark ravine asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@carmine cairn made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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After years of research, @covert elk found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @covert elk died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @inner night excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@inner night opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @inner night's neck. @inner night died.

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@noble rapids was eaten by a tree. @noble rapids died.

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@spark ravine thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @spark ravine died.

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@tranquil wyvern constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tight niche by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @tranquil wyvern's positioning was a bit off. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn learned all of @steel sentinel's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@tight niche was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 7th place: @inner night
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @tulip adder

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peak yoke Jan 31, 2026, 4:41 PM

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noble rapids Jan 31, 2026, 4:44 PM

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inner night Jan 31, 2026, 4:46 PM

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pallid moss Jan 31, 2026, 4:53 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 31, 2026, 4:54 PM

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torn obsidian Jan 31, 2026, 4:55 PM

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eager coyote Jan 31, 2026, 5:03 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 31, 2026, 5:07 PM

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ocean linden Jan 31, 2026, 5:15 PM

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worn mason Jan 31, 2026, 5:17 PM

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near mortar Jan 31, 2026, 5:18 PM

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gray sky Jan 31, 2026, 5:21 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 31, 2026, 5:23 PM

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covert elk Jan 31, 2026, 5:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 5:26 PM

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tight niche Jan 31, 2026, 5:27 PM

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raw moss Jan 31, 2026, 5:27 PM

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amber ermine Jan 31, 2026, 5:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @inner night, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @torn obsidian, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @pallid moss, @ocean linden, @noble rapids, @near mortar, and @covert elk
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@carmine cairn saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@livid shuttle found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @eager coyote died.

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@gray sky was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@torn obsidian teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@covert elk tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@amber ermine found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@near mortar tried to kill @tranquil wyvern by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@worn mason tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @worn mason died.

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@steel sentinel brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @ocean linden begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@ocean linden spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@ocean linden’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@ocean linden went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@raw moss watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@amber ermine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @amber ermine's mind right in front of their face. @amber ermine died.

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@pallid moss was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@covert elk found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @covert elk was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@raw moss spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@tight niche was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@gray sky tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @gray sky has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @gray sky died.

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@ocean linden wanted to start a band, and recruited @tranquil wyvern as their keyboard player. @tranquil wyvern showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@noble rapids drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @near mortar was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@torn obsidian was furious at @inner night for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @torn obsidian's special someone!

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@steel sentinel tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@pallid moss accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@near mortar opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@livid shuttle drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @livid shuttle died.

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@pallid moss constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@noble rapids explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@pallid moss accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @pallid moss died.

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@ocean linden started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@raw moss won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@inner night found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@steel sentinel threw @ocean linden into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @steel sentinel a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @ocean linden died.

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@near mortar put two forward slashes in front of @noble rapids and commented them out of existence. @noble rapids died.

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@near mortar went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@covert elk took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @covert elk died.

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@tranquil wyvern gave a hug to @carmine cairn and almost choked them to death!

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@tight niche spoke softly to @inner night while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @inner night died.

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@torn obsidian used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @torn obsidian died.

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@steel sentinel gazed at clouds with @carmine cairn. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@tight niche wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@tranquil wyvern started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @carmine cairn and @raw moss.

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Out of boredom, @steel sentinel used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@raw moss somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@tight niche eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@tranquil wyvern fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@steel sentinel sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@raw moss went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @raw moss's canvas.

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@carmine cairn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@raw moss wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@carmine cairn drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @raw moss into fertilizer. @raw moss died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @steel sentinel

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@carmine cairn asked @steel sentinel if they "knew the way". @steel sentinel didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @steel sentinel knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@carmine cairn angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @carmine cairn's floating house. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @torn obsidian
100 points go to 7th place: @inner night
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @noble rapids

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torn obsidian Jan 31, 2026, 5:42 PM

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ocean linden Jan 31, 2026, 5:43 PM

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inner night Jan 31, 2026, 5:43 PM

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raw moss Jan 31, 2026, 5:46 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 31, 2026, 5:46 PM

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noble rapids Jan 31, 2026, 5:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 5:48 PM

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static trout Jan 31, 2026, 5:50 PM

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eager coyote Jan 31, 2026, 5:53 PM

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spark ravine Jan 31, 2026, 5:54 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 31, 2026, 5:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 5:57 PM

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neon stone Jan 31, 2026, 5:57 PM

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junior ore Jan 31, 2026, 6:00 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 31, 2026, 6:20 PM

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tight niche Jan 31, 2026, 6:28 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @inner night, @static trout, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @torn obsidian, @steel sentinel, @junior ore, @spark ravine, @neon stone, @ocean linden, and @noble rapids
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The fighting begins again!

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@junior ore got quantum-entangled with @static trout, and used this opportunity to force @static trout to pick their own nose.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @inner night would soon die a gruesome death. @inner night ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@neon stone saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tight niche finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@eager coyote accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @eager coyote died.

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@inner night tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @inner night died.

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@raw moss tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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After partying all night, @static trout was shot by @ocean linden in a swimming pool. @static trout died.

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@lofty sleet jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @lofty sleet died.

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@torn obsidian teleported behind @spark ravine using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @spark ravine died.

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@ocean linden was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @ocean linden died.

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@junior ore got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tight niche activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@noble rapids met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @noble rapids ended up completely fine.

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@noble rapids lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @noble rapids died.

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@neon stone learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@steel sentinel spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@junior ore built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @junior ore died.

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@neon stone thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @neon stone in disguise. Huh? @neon stone died.

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@torn obsidian was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@steel sentinel crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@raw moss multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@torn obsidian found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@raw moss purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@torn obsidian decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @torn obsidian died.

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After @tight niche drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@steel sentinel went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@raw moss bashed @carmine cairn in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@steel sentinel learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@raw moss wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @steel sentinel on a spit. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@raw moss equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @carmine cairn chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @raw moss's shattered corpse. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @torn obsidian
150 points go to 6th place: @neon stone
100 points go to 7th place: @junior ore
100 points go to 8th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 9th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 10th place: @spark ravine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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neon stone Jan 31, 2026, 6:41 PM

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torn obsidian Jan 31, 2026, 6:42 PM

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raw moss Jan 31, 2026, 6:42 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 31, 2026, 6:43 PM

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noble rapids Jan 31, 2026, 6:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 31, 2026, 7:00 PM

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late light Jan 31, 2026, 7:00 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @torn obsidian, @tranquil wyvern, @dusk rose, @errant vine, @steel sentinel, @neon stone, @late light, @ocean linden, @noble rapids, and @drowsy meteor
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@ocean linden walked into a bar. @carmine cairn laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@dusk rose fed @drowsy meteor several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@neon stone took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@tranquil wyvern was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@glacial totem asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tight niche, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @glacial totem to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @glacial totem died.

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@torn obsidian stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @torn obsidian died.

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@dusk rose stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @dusk rose died.

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@steel sentinel wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@neon stone went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @neon stone died.

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@late light clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @late light died.

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@ocean linden found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @ocean linden died.

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@noble rapids suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @noble rapids died.

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@tight niche spun around in a full circle and shot @drowsy meteor with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @drowsy meteor died.

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@lofty sleet drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @lofty sleet died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@raw moss threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@steel sentinel tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tight niche squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @errant vine constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@steel sentinel invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@tranquil wyvern touched @tight niche's gun without permission. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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After opening a present, @raw moss discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@tight niche got impaled by Mourning Wood. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@steel sentinel hid from @carmine cairn after @raw moss exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@carmine cairn embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @carmine cairn tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @steel sentinel before they could say "Zoinks!" @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 8th place: @drowsy meteor
100 points go to 9th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 10th place: @ocean linden

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lofty sleet Jan 31, 2026, 8:18 PM

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late light Jan 31, 2026, 8:19 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 31, 2026, 8:20 PM

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sweet plover Jan 31, 2026, 8:22 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @ashen spire, @abstract dune, @steel sentinel, @sweet plover, @late light, and @noble rapids
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@carmine cairn and @glacial totem cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @glacial totem, because @carmine cairn was wearing Frost armor.

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@steel sentinel tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@lofty sleet forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @lofty sleet died.

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@late light searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@peak yoke tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @peak yoke died.

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@abstract dune and @noble rapids were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @abstract dune played solitaire. @noble rapids stood behind them and watched.

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@sweet plover had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@ashen spire grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@noble rapids died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @noble rapids was revived.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @raw moss tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@carmine cairn made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @ashen spire joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @ashen spire died.

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The moon hit @abstract dune's eye like a big pizza pie. @abstract dune died.

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@glacial totem ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@tranquil wyvern started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@sweet plover tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@sweet plover encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @sweet plover died.

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@noble rapids was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @noble rapids's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @noble rapids died.

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@late light watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@late light got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @late light died.

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@tranquil wyvern was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@raw moss took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@steel sentinel accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @steel sentinel died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @carmine cairn used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @late light
100 points go to 7th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet plover
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Jan 31, 2026, 8:39 PM

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sweet plover Jan 31, 2026, 8:57 PM

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amber ermine Jan 31, 2026, 9:03 PM

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raw moss Jan 31, 2026, 9:10 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 31, 2026, 9:20 PM

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covert elk Jan 31, 2026, 9:21 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 31, 2026, 9:21 PM

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slim pelican Jan 31, 2026, 9:29 PM

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brave shore Jan 31, 2026, 9:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @grizzled sand, @steel sentinel, @slim pelican, @brave shore, @late light, @sweet plover, @noble rapids, and @covert elk
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@brave shore became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@steel sentinel constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@amber ermine was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @amber ermine died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @peak yoke accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @peak yoke died.

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@late light carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @late light died.

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@covert elk decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@slim pelican consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@sweet plover headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@sweet plover went AFK in their gel farm. @raw moss set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @sweet plover died.

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@carmine cairn lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@noble rapids used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @noble rapids died.

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@covert elk shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @covert elk's face. @covert elk died.

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@brave shore attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@carmine cairn tried to deal a finishing blow to @raw moss, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@steel sentinel fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@slim pelican attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@slim pelican told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @slim pelican died.

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@grizzled sand vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @grizzled sand died.

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@brave shore picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn blew @raw moss to bits using an exploding bed. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@carmine cairn failed to properly hydrate. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled sand
150 points go to 6th place: @slim pelican
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet plover
100 points go to 10th place: @late light

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 31, 2026, 9:40 PM

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grizzled sand Jan 31, 2026, 9:44 PM

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glacial totem Jan 31, 2026, 9:45 PM

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noble linden Jan 31, 2026, 9:49 PM

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covert elk Jan 31, 2026, 10:04 PM

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sweet plover Jan 31, 2026, 10:04 PM

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lean dew Jan 31, 2026, 10:05 PM

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static trout Jan 31, 2026, 10:08 PM

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peak yoke Jan 31, 2026, 10:19 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 31, 2026, 10:20 PM

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ashen spire Jan 31, 2026, 10:25 PM

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glacial totem Jan 31, 2026, 10:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @ashen spire, @lean dew, @grizzled sand, @noble linden, @sweet plover, and @covert elk
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@static trout drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn told @lean dew a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@raw moss "borrowed" @grizzled sand's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @grizzled sand's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @raw moss could return it.

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@noble linden was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@peak yoke got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @peak yoke died.

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@ashen spire planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@covert elk took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@glacial totem used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@lean dew thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @lean dew died.

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@noble linden found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@noble linden learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @noble linden died.

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@sweet plover went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @sweet plover died.

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@covert elk and @carmine cairn swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@raw moss used the power of Flex Tape to stick @covert elk in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @covert elk's suffering to a swift end. @covert elk died.

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@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @ashen spire's head instead. @ashen spire died.

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@grizzled sand ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @grizzled sand died.

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@glacial totem walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Breaker Blade.

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@carmine cairn made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@glacial totem started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@carmine cairn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @raw moss.

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@glacial totem asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @glacial totem died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @grizzled sand
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet plover
100 points go to 8th place: @noble linden
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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@static trout challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @static trout died.

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@rancid peak tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@brave shore summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @glacial totem felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@covert elk tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@lean dew fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @silk phoenix, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@peak yoke's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @peak yoke died.

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@grizzled sand aimed a spinning toy at @raw moss, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@carmine cairn touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@silk phoenix cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @silk phoenix's heart! @silk phoenix died.

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@pallid moss found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@nova glacier told @covert elk that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @covert elk took those words literally and peeled @nova glacier. @nova glacier died.

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@ocean linden drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@carmine cairn painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@raw moss tried to kill @pallid moss with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@brisk zephyr took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@lean dew and @grizzled sand played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@lean dew had the high ground, but @brave shore just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @lean dew toppling to their doom. @lean dew died.

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@grizzled sand started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@pallid moss tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @rancid peak in disguise. @pallid moss died.

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@glacial totem wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@covert elk decisively vanquished @brave shore through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @brave shore died.

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@ocean linden had a sleepover with @carmine cairn, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@raw moss hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@raw moss tried to confess their love to @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@ocean linden made fun of @grizzled sand for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @grizzled sand shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @ocean linden died.

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@brisk zephyr chased @covert elk with their Palm Wood Sword. @covert elk tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @brisk zephyr. @covert elk died.

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@rancid peak playfully poked @grizzled sand and laughed. @grizzled sand playfully poked them back with a Gungnir. @rancid peak died.

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@glacial totem tried to throw a Chlorophyte Partisan at @raw moss before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@brisk zephyr's skeleton decided that @brisk zephyr wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @brisk zephyr died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@grizzled sand saw @glacial totem trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @grizzled sand is calling the police!

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@grizzled sand took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @grizzled sand died.

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@glacial totem put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @grizzled sand
150 points go to 5th place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid peak
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @pallid moss

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @brisk zephyr, @late mica, @queen heart, @torn obsidian, @silk phoenix, @lean dew, @grizzled sand, and @ocean linden
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@late mica donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@brisk zephyr tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @brisk zephyr died.

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@late mica found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @late mica died.

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@carmine cairn tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@glacial totem slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @queen heart's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @queen heart died.

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@silk phoenix was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @silk phoenix died.

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@grizzled sand and @ocean linden attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@lean dew tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Death Sickle. @lean dew died.

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@glacial totem watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@torn obsidian told @ocean linden to bite the dust. In response, @ocean linden took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@grizzled sand built a floating city and named it "England".

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@ocean linden fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @ocean linden died.

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@torn obsidian likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @torn obsidian probably liked trains a bit too much. @torn obsidian died.

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@grizzled sand's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @carmine cairn and @glacial totem's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @grizzled sand died.

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@glacial totem was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@carmine cairn used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@glacial totem woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @glacial totem with bug spray. @glacial totem died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled sand
150 points go to 4th place: @torn obsidian
150 points go to 5th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 6th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 7th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 8th place: @queen heart
100 points go to 9th place: @late mica
100 points go to 10th place: @brisk zephyr

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@grizzled sand had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@ocean linden tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@static trout was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @static trout died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @covert elk being mercilessly tickled by @pallid moss.

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@long vine considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@livid shuttle climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @torn obsidian and @raw moss.

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@raw moss went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@covert elk held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@grizzled sand used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @long vine alive. @long vine died.

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@torn obsidian befriended @livid shuttle by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@ocean linden wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@livid shuttle dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @livid shuttle died.

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@pallid moss wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@grizzled sand literally gaslighted @gentle pagoda by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @gentle pagoda died.

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The Nurse told @pallid moss they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @pallid moss died.

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@torn obsidian tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@ocean linden challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @ocean linden died.

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@torn obsidian tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @torn obsidian's mouth.

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@covert elk saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @covert elk died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @grizzled sand over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@grizzled sand read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @grizzled sand died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @torn obsidian
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled sand
150 points go to 4th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 5th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 6th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 7th place: @gentle pagoda
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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@glacial totem tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@carmine cairn sacrificed @worn mason by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @worn mason died.

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@silk phoenix was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @silk phoenix died.

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@raw moss was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@exotic saddle used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @exotic saddle died.

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@torn obsidian accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@potent talon climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@raw moss contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@true wren got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @true wren died.

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@torn obsidian was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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The Cyborg hacked into @potent talon's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@ocean linden became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@potent talon tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @potent talon's brains. @potent talon died.

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@ocean linden challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @ocean linden died.

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@raw moss opportunistically attacked @torn obsidian with a Bladed Glove while their cell phone was ringing. @torn obsidian died.

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@carmine cairn tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@glacial totem found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@raw moss recruited @carmine cairn as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@glacial totem tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@glacial totem drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn gave @raw moss a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @raw moss gave @carmine cairn a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @torn obsidian
150 points go to 5th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @torn obsidian, @lean dew, @flat forge, @potent talon, @livid shuttle, @slim pelican, and @ocean linden
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@glacial totem thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle modified @lean dew's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @lean dew was never seen again. @lean dew died.

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@potent talon realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @potent talon died.

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@torn obsidian was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@ocean linden grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@livid shuttle fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @livid shuttle died.

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@slim pelican tried to launch a poison dart frog at @torn obsidian through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @slim pelican has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @slim pelican died.

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@ocean linden was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @ocean linden died.

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@torn obsidian gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @torn obsidian died.

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@carmine cairn tried attacking @flat forge, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@raw moss fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@carmine cairn tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @carmine cairn quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@flat forge put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @flat forge died.

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@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@carmine cairn started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @flat forge
150 points go to 4th place: @torn obsidian
150 points go to 5th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 6th place: @slim pelican
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flat forge Feb 1, 2026, 3:37 AM

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raw moss Feb 1, 2026, 4:22 AM

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wheat crow Feb 1, 2026, 4:23 AM

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karmic sable Feb 1, 2026, 4:25 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 1, 2026, 4:25 AM

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modern plover Feb 1, 2026, 4:27 AM

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cold prism Feb 1, 2026, 4:27 AM

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tight niche Feb 1, 2026, 4:29 AM

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torn obsidian Feb 1, 2026, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @cold prism, @karmic sable, @tight niche, @wheat crow, @raw moss, @glass cargo, @torn obsidian, @tranquil wyvern, @modern plover, @lean dew, and @flat forge
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@glass cargo tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@raw moss asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@carmine cairn tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@modern plover burst with happiness, quite literally. @modern plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@tight niche felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@karmic sable tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@lean dew's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @lean dew died.

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@flat forge stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @flat forge died.

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@cold prism chased @wheat crow with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @wheat crow died.

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@glass cargo accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @glass cargo died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@raw moss searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@cold prism picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @cold prism died.

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@tight niche almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@karmic sable played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @karmic sable. @karmic sable died.

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@torn obsidian turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @torn obsidian died.

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@tight niche was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@tranquil wyvern has fallen, and they can't get up. @tranquil wyvern died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @tight niche disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@raw moss was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@carmine cairn accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @carmine cairn allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@carmine cairn felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tight niche took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@raw moss tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@raw moss invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tight niche made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@carmine cairn trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @tight niche into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @tight niche with two Sniper Rifle shots. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@raw moss stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@raw moss learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @torn obsidian
150 points go to 6th place: @karmic sable
100 points go to 7th place: @cold prism
100 points go to 8th place: @glass cargo
100 points go to 9th place: @wheat crow
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Feb 1, 2026, 4:50 AM

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bb!register

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hybrid pelican Feb 1, 2026, 4:54 AM

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static trout Feb 1, 2026, 5:01 AM

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silk phoenix Feb 1, 2026, 5:07 AM

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long vine Feb 1, 2026, 5:09 AM

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glacial totem Feb 1, 2026, 5:13 AM

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modern plover Feb 1, 2026, 5:16 AM

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carmine cairn Feb 1, 2026, 5:20 AM

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tight niche Feb 1, 2026, 5:29 AM

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safe bramble Feb 1, 2026, 5:30 AM

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broken crypt Feb 1, 2026, 5:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @safe bramble, @raw moss, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @modern plover, @broken crypt, and @hybrid pelican
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@safe bramble wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@raw moss obscured @static trout's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @static trout escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@carmine cairn explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @glacial totem's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @glacial totem died.

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@hybrid pelican put two forward slashes in front of @static trout and commented them out of existence. @static trout died.

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@tight niche found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@broken crypt started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@safe bramble threw a Stink Potion at @long vine. @long vine threw a Toxic Flask right back. @safe bramble died.

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@raw moss tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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After opening a present, @carmine cairn discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@silk phoenix tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tight niche suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@modern plover tried to strike @long vine down, but @long vine instead became more powerful than @modern plover could possibly imagine.

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@silk phoenix wished for the ability to fly. @hybrid pelican granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @silk phoenix died.

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@modern plover decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @modern plover died.

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@carmine cairn tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@hybrid pelican used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @hybrid pelican didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @hybrid pelican died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @broken crypt. Apparently, not that many. @broken crypt died.

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@long vine called @carmine cairn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @long vine died.

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@raw moss found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn gazed at clouds with @raw moss. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@raw moss tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @raw moss keeled over from a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @broken crypt
150 points go to 6th place: @hybrid pelican
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 9th place: @safe bramble
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Feb 1, 2026, 5:38 AM

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bb!register

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glacial totem Feb 1, 2026, 5:42 AM

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bb!register

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near mortar Feb 1, 2026, 6:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 6:06 AM

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raw moss Feb 1, 2026, 6:14 AM

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brave shore Feb 1, 2026, 6:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 6:15 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Feb 1, 2026, 6:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 6:15 AM

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potent talon Feb 1, 2026, 6:16 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 6:17 AM

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tight niche Feb 1, 2026, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

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carmine cairn Feb 1, 2026, 6:29 AM

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static trout Feb 1, 2026, 6:51 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Feb 1, 2026, 7:01 AM

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flat forge Feb 1, 2026, 7:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 7:23 AM

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floral plank Feb 1, 2026, 7:27 AM

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brave shore Feb 1, 2026, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @modern plover, @flat forge, @floral plank, @potent talon, @brave shore, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@long vine tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@floral plank took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@near mortar built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@glacial totem accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@static trout tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @static trout died.

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@potent talon tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @potent talon's mouth.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @brave shore was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@long vine put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@long vine died.

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@tight niche found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@modern plover fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @modern plover died.

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@carmine cairn tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@raw moss crafted @floral plank into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @floral plank died.

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@potent talon toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @potent talon died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @near mortar was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @near mortar had ever been in. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore and @flat forge got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@brave shore's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@flat forge got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @flat forge died.

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@tight niche found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@glacial totem explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@raw moss gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @brave shore, who was in the front row. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@tight niche tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@carmine cairn managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@raw moss literally impeached @carmine cairn by squashing them under a giant peach. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss picked a fight with a goose. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @floral plank
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Feb 1, 2026, 7:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 7:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Feb 1, 2026, 7:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 7:43 AM

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 1, 2026, 8:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 8:03 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 1, 2026, 8:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 8:18 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 1, 2026, 8:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 8:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Feb 1, 2026, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 8:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

crimson forge Feb 1, 2026, 9:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 9:20 AM

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@crimson forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet merlin Feb 1, 2026, 9:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 9:28 AM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Feb 1, 2026, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Feb 1, 2026, 9:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 9:36 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

daring thicket Feb 1, 2026, 9:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 9:59 AM

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@daring thicket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brisk zephyr Feb 1, 2026, 10:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 10:27 AM

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@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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long vine Feb 1, 2026, 10:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 10:30 AM

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@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @zenith root, @tight niche, @raw moss, @daring thicket, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @flat forge, @crimson forge, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@zenith root was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @zenith root died.

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@raw moss was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @raw moss died.

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@long vine beat @daring thicket into a pulp with a stale baguette. @daring thicket died.

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@amber ermine ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @amber ermine died.

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@crimson forge dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @crimson forge died.

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@brisk zephyr started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @brave shore forced them to put in some more effort.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @brave shore farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @brave shore died.

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@wet merlin stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @wet merlin died.

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@long vine placed chests all over the world except where @brisk zephyr was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tight niche multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@flat forge accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @flat forge died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @tranquil wyvern's head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flat forge
150 points go to 5th place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @daring thicket

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

flat forge Feb 1, 2026, 10:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 10:37 AM

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet merlin Feb 1, 2026, 10:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 10:45 AM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

late mica Feb 1, 2026, 10:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 10:53 AM

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@late mica, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

covert elk Feb 1, 2026, 10:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 10:57 AM

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@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

daring thicket Feb 1, 2026, 11:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 11:00 AM

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@daring thicket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Feb 1, 2026, 11:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 11:00 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Feb 1, 2026, 11:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 11:04 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal sigil Feb 1, 2026, 11:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 11:12 AM

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@tidal sigil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

inner night Feb 1, 2026, 11:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 11:13 AM

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@inner night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Feb 1, 2026, 11:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 11:24 AM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

shy crescent Feb 1, 2026, 11:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 11:24 AM

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@shy crescent, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk phoenix Feb 1, 2026, 11:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 11:25 AM

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@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Feb 1, 2026, 11:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Feb 1, 2026, 11:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!