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long vine Jan 30, 2026, 10:40 PM

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hollow wraith Jan 30, 2026, 10:44 PM

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static trout Jan 30, 2026, 10:46 PM

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glacial totem Jan 30, 2026, 10:47 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 30, 2026, 10:48 PM

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silk phoenix Jan 30, 2026, 10:51 PM

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peak yoke Jan 30, 2026, 10:53 PM

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queen heart Jan 30, 2026, 11:01 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 30, 2026, 11:11 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 30, 2026, 11:19 PM

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pallid moss Jan 30, 2026, 11:24 PM

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astral glacier Jan 30, 2026, 11:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @lofty sleet, @hollow wraith, @raw moss, @queen heart, @long vine, @peak yoke, @silk phoenix, @steel sentinel, @astral glacier, @pallid moss, and @ocean linden
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @static trout died.

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@astral glacier decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@steel sentinel pranked @queen heart by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@lofty sleet successfully snuck into @silk phoenix's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @lofty sleet died.

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@peak yoke started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @ocean linden forced them to put in some more effort.

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@pallid moss fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@hollow wraith defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @hollow wraith died.

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@glacial totem summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@silk phoenix hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@long vine accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @glacial totem is approaching @queen heart!

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@astral glacier shot their Clockwork Assault Rifle to the left of @queen heart just to scare them. @queen heart heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @queen heart died.

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@ocean linden marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@long vine curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @long vine in half. @long vine died.

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@pallid moss watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@peak yoke wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @peak yoke's head. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@ocean linden thought that @silk phoenix was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@pallid moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @pallid moss's chests for the rest of its life.

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@silk phoenix invited @astral glacier to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @silk phoenix was mauled by wolves. @silk phoenix died.

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@carmine cairn was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@glacial totem started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@steel sentinel fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@glacial totem heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@steel sentinel had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @steel sentinel wasn't a pie. @steel sentinel died.

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@pallid moss was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @pallid moss died.

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@astral glacier tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @astral glacier to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@ocean linden tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @ocean linden died.

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@astral glacier tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@glacial totem was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 6th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ocean linden Jan 30, 2026, 11:38 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 30, 2026, 11:40 PM

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pallid moss Jan 30, 2026, 11:42 PM

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glacial totem Jan 30, 2026, 11:42 PM

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raw moss Jan 30, 2026, 11:52 PM

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brave shore Jan 31, 2026, 12:00 AM

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static trout Jan 31, 2026, 12:05 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 31, 2026, 12:20 AM

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deep shuttle Jan 31, 2026, 12:39 AM

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peak yoke Jan 31, 2026, 12:41 AM

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spark ravine Jan 31, 2026, 12:50 AM

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long vine Jan 31, 2026, 12:52 AM

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crimson forge Jan 31, 2026, 12:59 AM

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pallid moss Jan 31, 2026, 1:06 AM

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flat forge Jan 31, 2026, 1:27 AM

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astral glacier Jan 31, 2026, 1:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @lofty sleet, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @long vine, @peak yoke, @astral glacier, @flat forge, @crimson forge, @spark ravine, @pallid moss, @brave shore, and @ocean linden
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@glacial totem accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@static trout got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @static trout died.

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@lofty sleet received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @lofty sleet died.

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@deep shuttle spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @deep shuttle died.

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@peak yoke found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@spark ravine overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@pallid moss traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @long vine. @long vine died.

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@astral glacier made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@crimson forge looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@flat forge drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @flat forge died.

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@pallid moss looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@crimson forge walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @crimson forge died.

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@spark ravine solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@brave shore fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@pallid moss swapped @spark ravine's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @spark ravine then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @spark ravine died.

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@pallid moss spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @pallid moss died.

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@ocean linden was walked on by a Martian Walker. @ocean linden died.

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@astral glacier was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@astral glacier tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@brave shore was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@raw moss suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@brave shore was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @brave shore died.

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@astral glacier was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@raw moss finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@astral glacier tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 5th place: @pallid moss
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pallid moss Jan 31, 2026, 1:38 AM

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tender stone Jan 31, 2026, 1:48 AM

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spark ravine Jan 31, 2026, 1:51 AM

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flat forge Jan 31, 2026, 1:52 AM

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peak yoke Jan 31, 2026, 1:55 AM

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pearl thunder Jan 31, 2026, 1:58 AM

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clear galleon Jan 31, 2026, 1:58 AM

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silk phoenix Jan 31, 2026, 2:03 AM

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raw moss Jan 31, 2026, 2:10 AM

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short nymph Jan 31, 2026, 2:11 AM

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glacial totem Jan 31, 2026, 2:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:18 AM

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long vine Jan 31, 2026, 2:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:22 AM

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ocean linden Jan 31, 2026, 2:22 AM

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brave shore Jan 31, 2026, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @polar lotus, @raw moss, @pearl thunder, @short nymph, @tender stone, @long vine, @peak yoke, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @clear galleon, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @pallid moss, and @ocean linden
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@glacial totem summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@polar lotus was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @polar lotus died.

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@tender stone modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@spark ravine tried to attack @pearl thunder with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@pearl thunder stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @pearl thunder died.

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@short nymph was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @short nymph died.

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@tender stone decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @tender stone died.

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@raw moss invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@peak yoke stopped a meteor from crushing @brave shore and @ocean linden with their own body. @peak yoke died.

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@silk phoenix shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @silk phoenix's head. @silk phoenix died.

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@flat forge lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @flat forge died.

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@spark ravine was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @spark ravine died.

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@livid shuttle summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@pallid moss became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @pallid moss died.

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Thanks to @ocean linden's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @brave shore's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @ocean linden died.

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@raw moss and @long vine had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@clear galleon ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @clear galleon's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @clear galleon died.

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@brave shore accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @brave shore died.

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@long vine used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @clear galleon
150 points go to 5th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 6th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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noble rapids Jan 31, 2026, 2:37 AM

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pearl thunder Jan 31, 2026, 2:37 AM

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simple parcel Jan 31, 2026, 2:37 AM

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rapid eagle Jan 31, 2026, 2:38 AM

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long vine Jan 31, 2026, 2:43 AM

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ocean linden Jan 31, 2026, 2:44 AM

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raw moss Jan 31, 2026, 2:46 AM

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silk phoenix Jan 31, 2026, 2:50 AM

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worn mason Jan 31, 2026, 2:50 AM

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glacial totem Jan 31, 2026, 2:55 AM

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tender stone Jan 31, 2026, 3:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:12 AM

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flat forge Jan 31, 2026, 3:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:13 AM

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covert elk Jan 31, 2026, 3:15 AM

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polar lotus Jan 31, 2026, 3:16 AM

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pallid moss Jan 31, 2026, 3:18 AM

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jade bolt Jan 31, 2026, 3:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:21 AM

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glacial totem Jan 31, 2026, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:27 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 31, 2026, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:27 AM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @raw moss, @pearl thunder, @worn mason, @simple parcel, @tender stone, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @rapid eagle, @flat forge, @livid shuttle, @pallid moss, @ocean linden, @noble rapids, @jade bolt, and @covert elk
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@rapid eagle vaporized @polar lotus with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @polar lotus died.

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@pearl thunder spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @pearl thunder died.

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@glacial totem equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@worn mason took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @worn mason died.

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@noble rapids started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@simple parcel underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @simple parcel died.

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@ocean linden and @flat forge were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@tender stone went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tender stone died.

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@pallid moss gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @long vine, who was in the front row. @long vine died.

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@raw moss started rallying for goblin rights.

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@covert elk reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

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@jade bolt paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Gatligator.

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@raw moss found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@silk phoenix was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @silk phoenix died.

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@ocean linden played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@rapid eagle was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @rapid eagle died.

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@flat forge set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@pallid moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@flat forge rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @flat forge died.

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@livid shuttle commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@glacial totem ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @glacial totem, @livid shuttle broke their fall with their own body. @livid shuttle died.

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@pallid moss transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @pallid moss died.

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@jade bolt was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@noble rapids screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@ocean linden followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @ocean linden died.

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@carmine cairn found some soup in their fly.

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@jade bolt swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @jade bolt died.

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@covert elk stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @covert elk died.

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@glacial totem killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@carmine cairn flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@glacial totem won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@noble rapids tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @raw moss's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @noble rapids died.

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss to step off their carpet, which they did. @carmine cairn proceeded to murder @raw moss, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@glacial totem dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @glacial totem died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @noble rapids
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @jade bolt
100 points go to 7th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 8th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @thin fog, @runic sierra, @silk phoenix, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @hexed fiber, @pallid moss, @ocean linden, and @noble rapids
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@livid shuttle sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@noble rapids invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@pallid moss refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@raw moss distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@spark ravine searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@hexed fiber tried to shoot an apple off of @static trout's head. @hexed fiber's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @static trout died.

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@silk phoenix built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@thin fog was vehicularly manslaughtered by @runic sierra's minecart. @thin fog died.

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@glacial totem comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@noble rapids invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@raw moss drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@runic sierra obscured @silk phoenix's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @silk phoenix escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@glacial totem built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@hexed fiber picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@runic sierra donated all of their organs to those in need. @runic sierra died.

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@silk phoenix baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @silk phoenix died.

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@spark ravine tried to explain to @carmine cairn that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @carmine cairn countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @spark ravine died.

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The Wizard showed @livid shuttle their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@livid shuttle was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @livid shuttle died.

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@pallid moss had a dirty mind. Then @glacial totem sprayed @pallid moss's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @pallid moss died.

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@ocean linden saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @ocean linden died.

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@noble rapids smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @noble rapids died.

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@glacial totem made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @glacial totem rich and famous.

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@raw moss crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @hexed fiber flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@hexed fiber tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @hexed fiber's brains. @hexed fiber died.

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@carmine cairn hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @carmine cairn died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @glacial totem accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@glacial totem wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @glacial totem died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @noble rapids
150 points go to 6th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @simple parcel, @peak yoke, @silk phoenix, @spark ravine, @brave shore, @noble rapids, and @near mortar
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A mysterious stranger gave @simple parcel a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @near mortar with it. However, @simple parcel clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @simple parcel died.

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@peak yoke sniped @silk phoenix with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @peak yoke, it was opposite day. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@brave shore was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@glacial totem tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tight niche and @spark ravine ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@noble rapids was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@brave shore tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@near mortar shot a sand block at @carmine cairn with a Sandgun, but @carmine cairn managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@tight niche talked with @silk phoenix about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@raw moss looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@spark ravine became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@noble rapids saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@glacial totem tried to stab @silk phoenix, but @silk phoenix's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @silk phoenix died.

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@spark ravine took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @spark ravine died.

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@brave shore activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @brave shore died.

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@near mortar wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @near mortar died.

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@noble rapids invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @noble rapids died.

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@glacial totem wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@tight niche was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@raw moss did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @carmine cairn, who happened to be passing by.

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@tight niche made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem tried attacking @raw moss, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@glacial totem used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@raw moss and @glacial totem had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@glacial totem was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @glacial totem died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @noble rapids
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @simple parcel, @tender stone, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @carmine flower, @flat forge, @oak temple, @spark ravine, @brave shore, @noble rapids, and @near mortar
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@glacial totem fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @glacial totem died.

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@tender stone started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@silk phoenix ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@simple parcel became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @spark ravine had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @simple parcel's suffering. @simple parcel died.

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@long vine tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@flat forge invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @tender stone, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @tender stone died.

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@near mortar claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @oak temple was morbidly interested.

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@long vine tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @long vine. @long vine died.

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@carmine flower jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@raw moss looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@silk phoenix challenged @brave shore to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @brave shore's turn to win. @silk phoenix died.

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@carmine flower aimed a Last Prism beam at @oak temple, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@flat forge ran with scissors. @flat forge died.

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While playing at the beach, @near mortar buried @noble rapids in the sand. It took @noble rapids several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@spark ravine screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@tight niche dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tight niche is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@oak temple caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @oak temple died.

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@spark ravine played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @spark ravine. @spark ravine died.

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@noble rapids ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @noble rapids died.

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@near mortar was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@carmine flower put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @carmine flower died.

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@carmine cairn loves @brave shore to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@tight niche contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @carmine flower
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @noble rapids
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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@hollow wraith, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tender stone, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @silk phoenix, @lean dew, @carmine flower, @flat forge, @crimson forge, @leaden junco, and @spark ravine
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@tranquil wyvern combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@hollow wraith tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @hollow wraith died.

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@spark ravine tried to attack @raw moss with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@tender stone found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tender stone walked out the door.

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@long vine tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tender stone greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @tender stone died.

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@carmine flower found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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A monkey dramatically raised @long vine up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @long vine off said cliff. @long vine died.

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@flat forge put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@leaden junco was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@silk phoenix saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @silk phoenix died.

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@spark ravine wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@lean dew discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @lean dew died.

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@carmine flower was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @carmine flower died.

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@flat forge took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @flat forge died.

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No one told @crimson forge that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @crimson forge died.

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The sun burnt @tranquil wyvern into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@leaden junco suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @leaden junco died.

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@spark ravine traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @spark ravine died.

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@tight niche trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

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@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@tranquil wyvern pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss offered to add a gold trim to @tight niche's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@tight niche fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @leaden junco
150 points go to 6th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @carmine flower
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 31, 2026, 7:39 AM

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tight niche Jan 31, 2026, 8:27 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @simple parcel, @long vine, @runic sierra, @tranquil wyvern, @lean dew, @carmine flower, @crimson forge, @potent talon, @spark ravine, and @sly jackal
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@raw moss hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @raw moss died.

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@carmine flower took aim at @spark ravine from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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Santa Claus asked @sly jackal what they wanted for Christmas. @sly jackal replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@runic sierra performed open heart surgery on @simple parcel, even though @simple parcel never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @simple parcel died.

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Low on health, @long vine hid from @potent talon by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @long vine died.

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@lean dew wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@crimson forge and @sly jackal strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @crimson forge suggested using cover against them. @sly jackal recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@potent talon dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @runic sierra, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @runic sierra died.

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@lean dew tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@lean dew thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @lean dew died.

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@carmine flower tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@tight niche started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@spark ravine became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@carmine flower was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@tight niche had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@sly jackal became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@crimson forge kept talking, but stopped after @spark ravine held up their hand. @spark ravine demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@potent talon didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @carmine flower's. @carmine flower died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@crimson forge crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them, not knowing that @crimson forge was just a completionist.

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@crimson forge tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @crimson forge died.

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@tight niche disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @potent talon, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @potent talon died.

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@spark ravine found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@sly jackal tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @sly jackal died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @spark ravine needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @spark ravine. @spark ravine died.

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@tranquil wyvern was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 4th place: @sly jackal
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 7th place: @carmine flower
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @runic sierra
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Jan 31, 2026, 8:43 AM

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tender stone Jan 31, 2026, 9:22 AM

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tulip adder Jan 31, 2026, 9:26 AM

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tight niche Jan 31, 2026, 9:29 AM

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long vine Jan 31, 2026, 9:40 AM

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amber ermine Jan 31, 2026, 10:13 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@static trout, @tight niche, @tender stone, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @silk phoenix, @crimson forge, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @tulip adder, and @wet merlin
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@long vine was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@wet merlin wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@tender stone ran out of bullets while fighting @static trout, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @static trout died.

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A witch prophesized that @livid shuttle would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@crimson forge was tired of @tender stone constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tender stone's front yard. @tender stone died.

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@amber ermine's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @amber ermine died.

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@silk phoenix used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @sweet fractal tested this theory on @silk phoenix, who bounced, and ended up being right. @silk phoenix died.

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@tulip adder filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@gray sky tied up @tight niche and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @tight niche to die. However, @tight niche managed to escape from their bonds.

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@crimson forge got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @crimson forge died.

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@sweet fractal gave @tranquil wyvern a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tranquil wyvern gave @sweet fractal a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @sweet fractal died.

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@wet merlin and @spark ravine were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @wet merlin suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @spark ravine turned around to look. @spark ravine died.

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@tulip adder iwwegawy owoed to @wet merlin and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @tulip adder died.

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@long vine found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@wet merlin went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @wet merlin died.

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@livid shuttle thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@gray sky tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@gray sky found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@livid shuttle tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@long vine, @tranquil wyvern, and @tight niche formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@tranquil wyvern climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine and @tight niche found themselves falling from a considerable height. @long vine landed in a pool of water. @tight niche did not. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @tulip adder
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Jan 31, 2026, 10:38 AM

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abstract thunder Jan 31, 2026, 10:39 AM

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gray sky Jan 31, 2026, 10:39 AM

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wet merlin Jan 31, 2026, 10:44 AM

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silk phoenix Jan 31, 2026, 10:55 AM

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scarlet imp Jan 31, 2026, 10:55 AM

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spark ravine Jan 31, 2026, 10:56 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 31, 2026, 11:03 AM

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tight niche Jan 31, 2026, 11:25 AM

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brave shore Jan 31, 2026, 11:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @tight niche, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @silk phoenix, @gray sky, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
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@brave shore started riding a Unicorn. @tranquil wyvern chased @brave shore while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@scarlet imp ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @scarlet imp died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @tight niche, @abstract thunder leaned away and farted.

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@silk phoenix made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@long vine cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@silk phoenix was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @silk phoenix died.

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@gray sky decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle performed an interpretive dance for @wet merlin and @brave shore as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@spark ravine and @tranquil wyvern were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@abstract thunder fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@long vine used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@abstract thunder moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @abstract thunder died.

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@tight niche handed @livid shuttle a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @livid shuttle died.

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@spark ravine started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @spark ravine died.

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@wet merlin tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @wet merlin died.

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@brave shore descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@tight niche found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @tight niche headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@brave shore beat @tranquil wyvern into a pulp with a stale baguette. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche somehow convinced @long vine that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

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@jolly swift, @tight niche, @queen heart, @fiery belfry, @simple parcel, @rough hornet, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @silk phoenix, @lean dew, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, @brave shore, @pallid moss, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
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@jolly swift kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @jolly swift red. @jolly swift died.

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@queen heart neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @queen heart died.

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@pallid moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@lean dew disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@tight niche made up their own language and used it to threaten @silk phoenix, who simply scratched their head.

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@simple parcel got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @simple parcel died.

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@spark ravine pumped @long vine full of lead. No one was hurt, but @long vine's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@covert elk heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@brave shore managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@livid shuttle found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@wet merlin was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@rough hornet was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @rough hornet died.

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@silk phoenix tried to destroy @pallid moss by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@silk phoenix was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @silk phoenix died.

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@lean dew is hvinga stroker n. @lean dew died.

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@livid shuttle replaced @formal badge's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @formal badge died.

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@wet merlin asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@fiery belfry thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@tranquil wyvern drew swords on the ground. @livid shuttle started stomping all over them. Furious, @tranquil wyvern picked one up and stabbed @livid shuttle with it.. @livid shuttle died.

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@spark ravine found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @spark ravine died.

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@pallid moss flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @pallid moss died.

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@brave shore declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @brave shore's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@wet merlin fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @wet merlin died.

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@covert elk's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @covert elk died.

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@fiery belfry used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@brave shore spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @long vine. @brave shore died.

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@long vine was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @latent gyro, @serene elk, @tranquil wyvern, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @gray sky, @formal badge, @spark ravine, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
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@jolly swift put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @jolly swift died.

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@silk phoenix found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@latent gyro painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@tight niche found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@latent gyro stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @latent gyro died.

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@silk phoenix went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @covert elk and @serene elk summoned the Impending Doom. @silk phoenix died.

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@formal badge and @flat forge played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @formal badge was the chicken. @flat forge died.

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@wet merlin suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@formal badge was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@serene elk put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@tranquil wyvern was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@tight niche captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@gray sky tried to attack @spark ravine by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @formal badge died.

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A strange device attached itself to @covert elk's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @covert elk died.

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@wet merlin was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@tranquil wyvern passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@serene elk wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @serene elk through the wall. @serene elk died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@spark ravine did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@spark ravine was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@tranquil wyvern heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @tranquil wyvern stopped because their voice became horse.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@spark ravine sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@tight niche went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tight niche decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@spark ravine and @tight niche set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @spark ravine's eye sockets. @spark ravine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @spark ravine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @serene elk
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

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There are 17 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @hollow wraith, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, @crimson forge, @gray sky, @formal badge, @spark ravine, @pallid moss, and @wet merlin
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@tight niche tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@fiery belfry purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @fiery belfry ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@glacial totem began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @glacial totem died.

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@crimson forge cornered @wet merlin at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @wet merlin started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@silk phoenix managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@gray sky drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@carmine cairn compressed @hollow wraith until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @hollow wraith died.

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@raw moss tried to save @formal badge's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @raw moss died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @raw moss died.

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@long vine ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @long vine died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @silk phoenix was caught in the crossfire. @silk phoenix died.

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@flat forge was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @flat forge let them be.

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@flat forge and @fiery belfry played catch with a Paladin. @flat forge accidentally fumbled a catch. @flat forge died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @steel sentinel was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @crimson forge was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @crimson forge died.

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@gray sky had a terrible night. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @formal badge died.

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@pallid moss ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@wet merlin found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@spark ravine knocked furiously on @tranquil wyvern's door while holding an axe. @tranquil wyvern shouted, "Who's there?"

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@fiery belfry felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tight niche took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@spark ravine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @spark ravine died.

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@pallid moss made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @pallid moss died.

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@wet merlin asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @wet merlin died.

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@steel sentinel wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tranquil wyvern into an apple. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found the Last Prism. Then @tight niche found another one, meaning that @carmine cairn's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@fiery belfry rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@fiery belfry started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche played rock-paper-scissors with @steel sentinel. @tight niche played paper. @steel sentinel played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @tight niche was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@steel sentinel tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet merlin Jan 31, 2026, 2:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:39 PM

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simple parcel Jan 31, 2026, 2:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:41 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 31, 2026, 2:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:50 PM

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gray sky Jan 31, 2026, 2:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:55 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 31, 2026, 2:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:55 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 31, 2026, 2:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:56 PM

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inner night Jan 31, 2026, 2:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 2:56 PM

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silk phoenix Jan 31, 2026, 3:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:12 PM

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@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 31, 2026, 3:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spark ravine Jan 31, 2026, 3:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:21 PM

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ebon matrix Jan 31, 2026, 3:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:23 PM

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tight niche Jan 31, 2026, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @inner night, @tight niche, @simple parcel, @tranquil wyvern, @silk phoenix, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @gray sky, @spark ravine, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@inner night hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @inner night died.

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@ebon matrix adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@simple parcel was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @simple parcel barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @simple parcel died.

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@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @silk phoenix, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @silk phoenix died.

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@sweet fractal took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @sweet fractal died.

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@ebon matrix brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @ebon matrix died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @gray sky's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @gray sky died.

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@spark ravine started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@wet merlin drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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Rumors started spreading that @carmine cairn was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @carmine cairn.

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@tranquil wyvern found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@steel sentinel tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@spark ravine was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @spark ravine died.

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@wet merlin used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@wet merlin bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @wet merlin was blown to smithereens. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@tight niche forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @carmine cairn to death. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sweet fractal Jan 31, 2026, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:40 PM

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flat forge Jan 31, 2026, 3:50 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 31, 2026, 3:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:55 PM

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noble rapids Jan 31, 2026, 3:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 3:55 PM

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spark ravine Jan 31, 2026, 4:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 4:03 PM

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worn mason Jan 31, 2026, 4:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 4:05 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 31, 2026, 4:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 4:09 PM

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near mortar Jan 31, 2026, 4:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 4:17 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

covert elk Jan 31, 2026, 4:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 4:21 PM

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inner night Jan 31, 2026, 4:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 4:22 PM

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@inner night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tulip adder Jan 31, 2026, 4:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 4:24 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 31, 2026, 4:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 31, 2026, 4:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.