#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 113

gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worn mason, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, and @jade bolt
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@silk phoenix desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@livid shuttle wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@spark ravine tried to shoot @tight niche using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @static trout's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@jade bolt accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@worn mason got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@glacial totem decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@flat forge thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@glacial totem tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @glacial totem died.

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@spark ravine shot @static trout to death with a finger gun. @static trout died.

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@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @worn mason, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @worn mason died.

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@raw moss stole @jade bolt's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @jade bolt was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@silk phoenix was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @silk phoenix died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @livid shuttle started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@flat forge found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@jade bolt asked for @spark ravine's autograph. At first, @spark ravine was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@livid shuttle found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@tight niche and @flat forge were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@flat forge saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @flat forge died.

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@raw moss got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@livid shuttle's booty was plundered by pirates. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @tight niche and @spark ravine out.

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@jade bolt tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@jade bolt challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @jade bolt died.

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@spark ravine was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @spark ravine died.

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@tight niche couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@raw moss wrote @tight niche's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn declared war against @raw moss because they didn't like something @raw moss said in their AMA.

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@carmine cairn tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@raw moss ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @jade bolt
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 8th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 9th place: @worn mason
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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spark ravine Jan 30, 2026, 4:42 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 30, 2026, 4:54 AM

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raw moss Jan 30, 2026, 4:56 AM

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long vine Jan 30, 2026, 4:57 AM

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static trout Jan 30, 2026, 5:02 AM

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lofty sleet Jan 30, 2026, 5:06 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 30, 2026, 5:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 5:25 AM

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proper vine Jan 30, 2026, 5:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 5:26 AM

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tight niche Jan 30, 2026, 5:28 AM

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astral glacier Jan 30, 2026, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 5:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @astral glacier, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, and @proper vine
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Xenopopper.

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@astral glacier angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@static trout, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @static trout died.

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@spark ravine tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@lofty sleet headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @carmine cairn had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@proper vine made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@livid shuttle stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@livid shuttle skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @livid shuttle died.

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@spark ravine tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @spark ravine died.

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@carmine cairn found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@proper vine was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @proper vine died.

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@tight niche spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@lofty sleet tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @lofty sleet didn't know that.

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@astral glacier felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@long vine used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@raw moss tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a White Phasesaber instead of a Bug Net.

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@lofty sleet made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @lofty sleet died.

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While @long vine looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @long vine died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @tranquil wyvern's. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche flexed so hard on @astral glacier that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tight niche covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@carmine cairn created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @carmine cairn's artistic genius.

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@tight niche decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 8th place: @proper vine
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proper vine Jan 30, 2026, 5:39 AM

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lofty sleet Jan 30, 2026, 5:45 AM

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potent talon Jan 30, 2026, 5:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 5:51 AM

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silk phoenix Jan 30, 2026, 5:59 AM

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spark ravine Jan 30, 2026, 6:03 AM

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flat forge Jan 30, 2026, 6:09 AM

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long vine Jan 30, 2026, 6:10 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 30, 2026, 6:22 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 30, 2026, 6:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 6:24 AM

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glacial totem Jan 30, 2026, 6:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 6:27 AM

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astral glacier Jan 30, 2026, 6:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 6:27 AM

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tight niche Jan 30, 2026, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 6:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @flat forge, @astral glacier, @potent talon, @spark ravine, and @proper vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@astral glacier promised @long vine that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @long vine died.

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@proper vine found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@lofty sleet looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@tight niche huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @carmine cairn also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@fiery belfry threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @silk phoenix would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @silk phoenix died.

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@potent talon had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@flat forge got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @flat forge died.

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@spark ravine used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@glacial totem summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@tight niche crafted @potent talon into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @potent talon died.

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@spark ravine forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @spark ravine wasn't a Slime, @spark ravine was endlessly beaten. @spark ravine died.

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@fiery belfry invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@lofty sleet patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @proper vine in disguise.

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@proper vine thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @proper vine died.

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@astral glacier used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @astral glacier then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@carmine cairn started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@lofty sleet was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @lofty sleet died.

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@fiery belfry was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @astral glacier, but they were in broad daylight.

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@glacial totem relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@carmine cairn watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@astral glacier fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @astral glacier died.

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@glacial totem accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@tight niche opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@tight niche insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @glacial totem insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @glacial totem, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @proper vine
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Jan 30, 2026, 6:40 AM

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errant socket Jan 30, 2026, 6:53 AM

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wet merlin Jan 30, 2026, 7:10 AM

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abstract dune Jan 30, 2026, 7:16 AM

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silk phoenix Jan 30, 2026, 7:16 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 30, 2026, 7:29 AM

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astral glacier Jan 30, 2026, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 7:29 AM

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brave shore Jan 30, 2026, 7:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 30, 2026, 7:29 AM

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long vine Jan 30, 2026, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 7:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @errant socket, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @silk phoenix, @abstract dune, @astral glacier, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @glacial totem died.

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@silk phoenix has fallen, and they can't get up. @silk phoenix died.

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@brave shore pickpocketed @livid shuttle, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@wet merlin stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @wet merlin blinked first.

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@abstract dune accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @abstract dune died.

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@livid shuttle found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @livid shuttle died.

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@wet merlin triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@tight niche overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@errant socket was buried under an avalanche that @brave shore had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @errant socket died.

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@long vine underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@fiery belfry brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@tight niche found @brave shore sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@fiery belfry found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@astral glacier angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @astral glacier died.

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@fiery belfry's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Sapphire Staff.

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@brave shore used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @brave shore died.

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@long vine became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @long vine died.

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@fiery belfry accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @fiery belfry.

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@tight niche promised to @fiery belfry that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@fiery belfry wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @errant socket
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Jan 30, 2026, 7:57 AM

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abstract dune Jan 30, 2026, 8:02 AM

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spark ravine Jan 30, 2026, 8:28 AM

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sly hazel Jan 30, 2026, 8:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 30, 2026, 8:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 8:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Jan 30, 2026, 8:48 AM

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true wren Jan 30, 2026, 9:02 AM

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pastel vine Jan 30, 2026, 9:09 AM

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hearty herald Jan 30, 2026, 9:12 AM

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remote pumice Jan 30, 2026, 9:28 AM

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gray sky Jan 30, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@sly hazel, @tight niche, @remote pumice, @long vine, @amber ermine, @abstract dune, @pastel vine, @true wren, @hearty herald, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @spark ravine
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@sly hazel got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @sly hazel, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @sly hazel died.

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@amber ermine tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @amber ermine died.

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@remote pumice wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@pastel vine accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@abstract dune's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @abstract dune died.

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@pastel vine tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @hearty herald demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @pastel vine by two. @pastel vine died.

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@livid shuttle used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@tight niche summoned the Old One's Army while @true wren was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @true wren died.

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@spark ravine hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @livid shuttle died.

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@spark ravine had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @spark ravine's skull. @spark ravine died.

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@hearty herald tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@hearty herald heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @hearty herald died.

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@long vine watched @remote pumice go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @remote pumice was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@tight niche discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@remote pumice broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @long vine die

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@tight niche shot @long vine with a Water Gun. @long vine shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@tight niche was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@long vine blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @long vine's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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A zombie snuck up on @long vine and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @hearty herald
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @pastel vine
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract dune

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@gray sky and @jaunty gazelle were having a nice picnic on the beach when @hearty herald stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@eternal sage found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tight niche tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@covert elk started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@jaunty gazelle ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @jaunty gazelle died.

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@hearty herald gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @hearty herald died.

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@gray sky made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @formal badge died.

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@spark ravine took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @spark ravine died.

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@covert elk built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @covert elk died.

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@tranquil wyvern felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tight niche started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@eternal sage went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @eternal sage died.

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@long vine woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@tight niche realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@tight niche tricked @tranquil wyvern into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@tight niche and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @long vine was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@long vine forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @eternal sage
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @hearty herald
100 points go to 10th place: @jaunty gazelle

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brave shore Jan 30, 2026, 11:30 AM

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@silk phoenix dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @elfin rapids, but @elfin rapids simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @silk phoenix died.

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@sweet fractal shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @sweet fractal died.

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@formal badge built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@spark ravine tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @spark ravine died.

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@versed sonnet tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @formal badge. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@covert elk was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @covert elk died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @brave shore's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@versed sonnet started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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After an intense fight, @tranquil wyvern was beaten by @tight niche in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tight niche told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@tight niche pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @tight niche died.

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@elfin rapids trapped @tranquil wyvern in a maze, but while they were taunting @tranquil wyvern, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@long vine found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @brave shore to check it out. @brave shore decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@tranquil wyvern went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @elfin rapids accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @elfin rapids died.

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@brave shore and @long vine spotted a Razorblade Typhoon on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@versed sonnet took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@versed sonnet and @brave shore were about to face off, but @versed sonnet had to run off to the restroom first.

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@long vine accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@versed sonnet hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @versed sonnet died.

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Poor @brave shore. @brave shore keeps getting pinged over and over again. @brave shore is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @brave shore. @brave shore. @brave shore.

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@long vine forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@brave shore went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @long vine had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @versed sonnet
150 points go to 4th place: @elfin rapids
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

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gray sky Jan 30, 2026, 12:23 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @steady laurel, @silk phoenix, @remote glen, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @spark ravine, and @covert elk
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@long vine played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @long vine died.

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@steady laurel entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @steady laurel died.

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@silk phoenix tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @silk phoenix was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @silk phoenix died.

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@sweet fractal used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @sweet fractal died.

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@formal badge tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@livid shuttle was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@tranquil wyvern just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@remote glen created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@gray sky used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@covert elk was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@livid shuttle picked a fight with a goose. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@formal badge got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @formal badge died.

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@covert elk recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@spark ravine emerged from a tree stump and scolded @fiery belfry for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @fiery belfry was still holding an axe. @spark ravine died.

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@covert elk tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @covert elk died.

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@fiery belfry sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @fiery belfry died.

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There once was a @remote glen who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @remote glen's insides, and all the animals were freed. @remote glen died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote glen
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

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steel sentinel Jan 30, 2026, 12:42 PM

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long vine Jan 30, 2026, 12:58 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 30, 2026, 1:09 PM

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tight niche Jan 30, 2026, 1:27 PM

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jolly swift Jan 30, 2026, 1:47 PM

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proud lava Jan 30, 2026, 2:05 PM

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queen heart Jan 30, 2026, 2:07 PM

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mental pebble Jan 30, 2026, 2:24 PM

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gray sky Jan 30, 2026, 2:29 PM

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@covert elk was cornered by @steel sentinel, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@jolly swift tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @jolly swift died.

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@spark ravine stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@sweet fractal couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@queen heart was ordered by @proud lava to sing a song or be killed. @queen heart tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @queen heart died.

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@mental pebble went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @mental pebble died.

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@proud lava got stuck in @livid shuttle's Rod of Discord farm. @proud lava died.

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@long vine tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@gray sky drank a Molotov Cocktail. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@covert elk got a piggyback ride from @livid shuttle, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @near mortar died.

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@covert elk's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @covert elk to notice them. @covert elk died.

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@spark ravine realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @spark ravine died.

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@long vine claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@sweet fractal fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tranquil wyvern hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@long vine made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@tranquil wyvern received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @tight niche was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @long vine with its horns. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @steel sentinel trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @steel sentinel at a Sawmill. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @mental pebble, @hushed tide, @hushed spindle, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @oak temple, @silk phoenix, @abstract dune, @errant vine, @astral glacier, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @spark ravine, and @covert elk
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@tranquil wyvern started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@steel sentinel found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@mental pebble's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @mental pebble died.

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@sweet fractal tried hacking into @hushed spindle's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @hushed spindle's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@hushed tide threatened @errant vine with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @errant vine informed @hushed tide as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @hushed tide died.

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@abstract dune spiced up @long vine's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @long vine died.

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@oak temple was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @oak temple died.

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@silk phoenix escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@spark ravine took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @tight niche and @tranquil wyvern ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@hushed spindle trapped @covert elk in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@steel sentinel chased @silk phoenix with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @silk phoenix died.

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@sweet fractal didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@errant vine lulled @abstract dune into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @abstract dune died.

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@sweet fractal started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @sweet fractal died.

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@gray sky spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@errant vine, @covert elk, and @steel sentinel worked on a group project, but it looked like @errant vine was doing most of the work.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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While exploring a swamp, @hushed spindle caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@astral glacier created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @gray sky got too close while watching. @gray sky died.

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@covert elk joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @covert elk died.

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@hushed spindle was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @hushed spindle died.

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@errant vine was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@spark ravine gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @spark ravine died.

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@tight niche almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@tranquil wyvern was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@tight niche sat on a wall. @tight niche had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @tight niche together again. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @carmine cairn took out their actual shotgun. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @hushed spindle
100 points go to 9th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @devout dew, @silk phoenix, @errant vine, @astral glacier, @flat forge, @steel sentinel, @spark ravine, @covert elk, and @desert salmon
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@desert salmon modified @glacial totem's Nebula Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @glacial totem was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift called @gusty bobcat on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @jolly swift died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @steel sentinel was the bartender, @flat forge was the DJ, and @silk phoenix was the pinata. @silk phoenix died.

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@astral glacier cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@spark ravine was dunked on by @tight niche. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@errant vine was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @errant vine died.

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@covert elk tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@flat forge flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @flat forge's face off with its bare hands. @flat forge died.

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@steel sentinel cut through @spark ravine with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @spark ravine died.

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@gusty bobcat found some Diamond Ore. @desert salmon quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@carmine cairn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@covert elk practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @covert elk died.

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@gusty bobcat made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @gusty bobcat died.

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@devout dew caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @devout dew died.

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@desert salmon was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @desert salmon died.

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@steel sentinel tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@steel sentinel drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @steel sentinel died.

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@astral glacier swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @desert salmon
150 points go to 6th place: @devout dew
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @flat forge

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@carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @queen heart, @hushed spindle, @rain granite, @granite root, @astral glacier, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @pallid moss, @covert elk, and @desert salmon
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@gusty bobcat couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@livid shuttle found a room full of Bunny Banners in @lofty sleet's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @lofty sleet. @lofty sleet died.

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@tight niche drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@queen heart used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @queen heart died.

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@granite root got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@pallid moss and @steel sentinel had a very merry unbirthday party together. @rain granite found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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A Martian Probe spotted @hushed spindle, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @hushed spindle was too boring.

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@carmine cairn's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@astral glacier did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @granite root, who happened to be watching. @granite root died.

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@covert elk tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@astral glacier was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @astral glacier suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@gusty bobcat donned a Martian costume and chased @gray sky in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @livid shuttle died.

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@desert salmon faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@steel sentinel tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@covert elk dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@pallid moss drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @pallid moss died.

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@rain granite started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@desert salmon went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@steel sentinel used a Laser Drill to literally bore @covert elk to death. @covert elk died.

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@rain granite was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@carmine cairn stole @hushed spindle's lemons. @hushed spindle got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@hushed spindle went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @hushed spindle died.

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@astral glacier overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@gusty bobcat cut a specific wire in @desert salmon's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @desert salmon died.

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@carmine cairn tried to set up a campfire, but @tight niche drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@rain granite got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @rain granite died.

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@astral glacier listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @astral glacier saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@carmine cairn became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@astral glacier dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @steel sentinel fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@gusty bobcat tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @gusty bobcat died.

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@steel sentinel was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @carmine cairn caught them in time.

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@tight niche slammed @astral glacier into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@steel sentinel's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @rain granite
100 points go to 7th place: @desert salmon
100 points go to 8th place: @hushed spindle
100 points go to 9th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 10th place: @pallid moss

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@raw moss watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@pallid moss swung a Blade of Grass at @spark ravine, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@tranquil wyvern used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@ocean linden almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@tight niche went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@amber ermine accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel and @spark ravine engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @spark ravine blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @spark ravine died.

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@wet merlin and @tight niche had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@pallid moss killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@pallid moss vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @pallid moss died.

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@ocean linden's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @ocean linden died.

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@exotic raptor accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @exotic raptor died.

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@tranquil wyvern found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@hushed spindle was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@raw moss couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@raw moss fired their bow at @hushed spindle, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @raw moss gave up.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @wet merlin randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@tranquil wyvern built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@steel sentinel took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@hushed spindle tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @hushed spindle died.

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@tranquil wyvern fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @tranquil wyvern died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @wet merlin was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@wet merlin was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @wet merlin died.

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@tight niche was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn followed @steel sentinel into the jungle. @carmine cairn started looking left, right and center for @steel sentinel, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@raw moss accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel opened the front door and saw @carmine cairn trying to murder the Guide. @steel sentinel slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@carmine cairn realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @hushed spindle
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic raptor
100 points go to 9th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 10th place: @pallid moss

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @ashen spire, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @spark ravine, @pallid moss, @ocean linden, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
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@gray sky sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@ocean linden went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@ashen spire mistook @wet merlin's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @ashen spire died.

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@gray sky tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @gray sky died.

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@raw moss began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@spark ravine tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @spark ravine died.

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@pallid moss did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @pallid moss died.

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@ocean linden tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @ocean linden died.

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@steel sentinel tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@tight niche literally impeached @covert elk by squashing them under a giant peach. @covert elk died.

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@raw moss caused @wet merlin to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@tranquil wyvern had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@carmine cairn’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to kill @wet merlin by doing absolutely nothing. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tranquil wyvern then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @carmine cairn's house. @carmine cairn started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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After @carmine cairn went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche chewed some gum. It made @tight niche feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 9th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 10th place: @spark ravine

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@carmine cairn, @static trout, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @abstract dune, @steel sentinel, @gray sky, @spark ravine, @ocean linden, and @wet merlin
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@ocean linden went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @ocean linden's fault.

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@tranquil wyvern went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@wet merlin crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @wet merlin's entire body.

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@static trout accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @static trout, go jump off that cliff. @static trout died.

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@gusty bobcat was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @gusty bobcat died.

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@gray sky trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@abstract dune found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@carmine cairn accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@abstract dune was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @abstract dune died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @gray sky is now goo. @gray sky died.

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@spark ravine was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @spark ravine died.

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@ocean linden burst with happiness, quite literally. @ocean linden died.

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The Demolitionist told @wet merlin that it was a good day to die. @wet merlin thought so too. @wet merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@raw moss received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 6th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract dune
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty bobcat

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pallid moss Jan 30, 2026, 8:41 PM

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hollow wraith Jan 30, 2026, 8:46 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 30, 2026, 8:47 PM

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ocean linden Jan 30, 2026, 8:58 PM

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scarlet imp Jan 30, 2026, 9:00 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 30, 2026, 9:06 PM

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glacial totem Jan 30, 2026, 9:08 PM

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peak yoke Jan 30, 2026, 9:25 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 30, 2026, 9:25 PM

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pallid moss Jan 30, 2026, 9:25 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @hollow wraith, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @steel sentinel, @pallid moss, @ocean linden, and @wet merlin
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@scarlet imp thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @scarlet imp died.

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@wet merlin recruited @steel sentinel as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@raw moss got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@ocean linden saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @glacial totem instead. @glacial totem died.

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@lofty sleet was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @hollow wraith. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @lofty sleet died.

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@peak yoke heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @carmine cairn, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@ocean linden decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@pallid moss managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@raw moss walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@peak yoke invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@hollow wraith smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@carmine cairn kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @hollow wraith's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @hollow wraith died.

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@wet merlin, @steel sentinel, and @ocean linden formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@peak yoke got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @peak yoke died.

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After eating supper together, @carmine cairn betrayed @pallid moss in exchange for 30 silver coins. @pallid moss died.

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@wet merlin wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@raw moss wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@steel sentinel tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @steel sentinel quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@ocean linden and @carmine cairn were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @ocean linden, but left @carmine cairn alone because they smelled funny. @ocean linden died.

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@raw moss built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@wet merlin started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @wet merlin died.

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@raw moss attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @steel sentinel watched the carnage from a safe distance. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 5th place: @ocean linden
150 points go to 6th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @hollow wraith
100 points go to 9th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 30, 2026, 9:38 PM

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pallid moss Jan 30, 2026, 9:39 PM

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worn mason Jan 30, 2026, 9:41 PM

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ocean linden Jan 30, 2026, 9:46 PM

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rigid gull Jan 30, 2026, 9:49 PM

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gaunt gale Jan 30, 2026, 9:51 PM

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jagged spruce Jan 30, 2026, 9:51 PM

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glacial totem Jan 30, 2026, 10:02 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 30, 2026, 10:10 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 30, 2026, 10:13 PM

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long vine Jan 30, 2026, 10:18 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 30, 2026, 10:21 PM

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ocean linden Jan 30, 2026, 10:23 PM

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@ocean linden, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @lofty sleet, @hollow wraith, @raw moss, @worn mason, @long vine, @rigid gull, @gaunt gale, @steel sentinel, @jagged spruce, @pallid moss, and @ocean linden
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @glacial totem back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@jagged spruce accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @jagged spruce allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@gaunt gale went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@lofty sleet was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@raw moss wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@pallid moss tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@hollow wraith ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @hollow wraith died.

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@ocean linden decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@worn mason tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @worn mason died.

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@long vine tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@gaunt gale started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@rigid gull woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @rigid gull died.

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@ocean linden tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@gaunt gale accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @jagged spruce was watching. @gaunt gale died.

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@pallid moss boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@steel sentinel played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@jagged spruce ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @jagged spruce died.

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@pallid moss started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @pallid moss died.

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@steel sentinel crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@carmine cairn accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @carmine cairn was forgiven.

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@ocean linden's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @ocean linden died.

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@lofty sleet encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @lofty sleet decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@raw moss wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @steel sentinel caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@lofty sleet wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@lofty sleet accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @lofty sleet died.

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@long vine took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @long vine died.

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@raw moss discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss huddled around @steel sentinel to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @steel sentinel's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@carmine cairn started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@steel sentinel found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@steel sentinel wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @carmine cairn's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@raw moss couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@carmine cairn briefly considered proposing marriage to @raw moss, but married a bee instead.

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@carmine cairn found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@raw moss ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @ocean linden
100 points go to 7th place: @pallid moss
100 points go to 8th place: @jagged spruce
100 points go to 9th place: @gaunt gale
100 points go to 10th place: @rigid gull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ocean linden Jan 30, 2026, 10:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 10:40 PM

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@ocean linden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 30, 2026, 10:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 30, 2026, 10:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.