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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 12:40 PM

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covert bay Jan 28, 2026, 12:59 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 28, 2026, 1:05 PM

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lean dew Jan 28, 2026, 1:07 PM

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near mortar Jan 28, 2026, 1:09 PM

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gusty bobcat Jan 28, 2026, 1:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 1:25 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 28, 2026, 1:27 PM

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tight niche Jan 28, 2026, 1:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @devout lava, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @covert bay, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @silk phoenix, @lean dew, @zealous rapids, @gritty jay, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @covert elk
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The fighting begins again!

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@lean dew sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@carmine cairn defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @carmine cairn died.

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@gritty jay constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@devout lava placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @devout lava died.

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@lofty sleet had the high ground, but @gusty bobcat just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @lofty sleet toppling to their doom. @lofty sleet died.

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@near mortar played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@covert bay's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @covert bay died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @silk phoenix's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@peak yoke was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@silk phoenix accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @silk phoenix died.

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@spark ravine and @long vine were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@livid shuttle invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @lean dew, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @lean dew died.

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@zealous rapids tickled @near mortar from behind while they were busy sharpening their Starfury. @zealous rapids died.

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After eating supper together, @brave shore betrayed @gritty jay in exchange for 30 silver coins. @gritty jay died.

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@spark ravine was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@gusty bobcat was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @livid shuttle's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @brave shore died.

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@near mortar found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@tranquil wyvern found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@spark ravine was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@covert elk performed an interpretive dance for @tight niche and @gusty bobcat as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@long vine found @near mortar sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@tight niche preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@near mortar is hvinga stroker n. @near mortar died.

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@covert elk was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @gusty bobcat stopped them in time.

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@covert elk finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @covert elk died.

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@spark ravine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tranquil wyvern tested this theory on @spark ravine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @spark ravine died.

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@gusty bobcat heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tranquil wyvern vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Shotgun.

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@tight niche tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @gritty jay

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peak yoke Jan 28, 2026, 1:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 1:39 PM

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gusty bobcat Jan 28, 2026, 1:45 PM

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near mortar Jan 28, 2026, 1:49 PM

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silk phoenix Jan 28, 2026, 1:52 PM

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long vine Jan 28, 2026, 1:53 PM

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tall tartan Jan 28, 2026, 2:02 PM

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spark ravine Jan 28, 2026, 2:09 PM

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polar lotus Jan 28, 2026, 2:09 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 28, 2026, 2:10 PM

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covert elk Jan 28, 2026, 2:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 2:18 PM

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light frigate Jan 28, 2026, 2:21 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 28, 2026, 2:27 PM

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tight niche Jan 28, 2026, 2:29 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 28, 2026, 2:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 2:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @lofty sleet, @gusty bobcat, @tight niche, @tall tartan, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @peak yoke, @silk phoenix, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @light frigate, @near mortar, and @covert elk
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@long vine started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@carmine cairn landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @carmine cairn accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @carmine cairn died.

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@near mortar hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@livid shuttle found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tight niche sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@polar lotus was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @polar lotus died.

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@covert elk and @lofty sleet had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@peak yoke and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @spark ravine tattled on them.

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@tranquil wyvern took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@gusty bobcat found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@silk phoenix came out of @tall tartan's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@long vine did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@near mortar used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@livid shuttle adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @tranquil wyvern wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @livid shuttle all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@tall tartan lulled @gusty bobcat into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @gusty bobcat died.

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@light frigate wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@tall tartan fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @tall tartan died.

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@silk phoenix and @tight niche played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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Rumors started spreading that @spark ravine was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @spark ravine.

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@lofty sleet mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@spark ravine slammed @long vine into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @long vine died.

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@peak yoke started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @peak yoke died.

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@silk phoenix constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @covert elk by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @silk phoenix's positioning was a bit off. @silk phoenix died.

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@livid shuttle went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@near mortar learned all of @tranquil wyvern's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@livid shuttle was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@covert elk lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @covert elk died.

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@tight niche couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @light frigate is now goo. @light frigate died.

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@spark ravine hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@lofty sleet dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@lofty sleet went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@lofty sleet received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @lofty sleet died.

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@tight niche recruited @tranquil wyvern as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@spark ravine was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@livid shuttle tried to get @tranquil wyvern to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@spark ravine baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @spark ravine

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@tranquil wyvern went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tranquil wyvern decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@tranquil wyvern brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@spark ravine forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @spark ravine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @spark ravine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @light frigate
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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covert elk Jan 28, 2026, 2:40 PM

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tall tartan Jan 28, 2026, 2:40 PM

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light frigate Jan 28, 2026, 2:41 PM

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spark ravine Jan 28, 2026, 2:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 28, 2026, 2:53 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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silk phoenix Jan 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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polar lotus Jan 28, 2026, 3:15 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 28, 2026, 3:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 3:26 PM

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tight niche Jan 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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near mortar Jan 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @tall tartan, @tranquil wyvern, @silk phoenix, @spark ravine, @livid shuttle, @light frigate, @near mortar, and @covert elk
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The fighting begins again!

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@polar lotus thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @polar lotus's potions with Red Potions. @polar lotus died.

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@tight niche was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @tight niche dried.

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@tall tartan's booty was plundered by pirates. @tall tartan died.

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@silk phoenix used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @silk phoenix didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @silk phoenix died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @covert elk managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@light frigate purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @light frigate ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@lofty sleet ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@near mortar relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@spark ravine searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@near mortar told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tranquil wyvern and @livid shuttle.

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@livid shuttle was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @livid shuttle died.

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@spark ravine tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@covert elk drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@near mortar joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@covert elk equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @light frigate chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @covert elk's shattered corpse. @covert elk died.

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@spark ravine overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@tight niche argued with @tranquil wyvern about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@carmine cairn was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@lofty sleet jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@tight niche started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@lofty sleet used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @lofty sleet died.

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@light frigate accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @light frigate died.

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@spark ravine practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn got their chainsaws ready.

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@tranquil wyvern carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was briefly jumpscared by @spark ravine wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@spark ravine swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @spark ravine died.

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@tight niche slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @carmine cairn's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @light frigate
150 points go to 6th place: @lofty sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @silk phoenix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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spark ravine Jan 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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lofty sleet Jan 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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gusty bobcat Jan 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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covert elk Jan 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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tall tartan Jan 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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hoary stream Jan 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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polar lotus Jan 28, 2026, 4:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:06 PM

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peak yoke Jan 28, 2026, 4:11 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 28, 2026, 4:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:11 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Jan 28, 2026, 4:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:22 PM

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astral glacier Jan 28, 2026, 4:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:27 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 28, 2026, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 28, 2026, 4:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @lofty sleet, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @tall tartan, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @flat forge, @astral glacier, @livid shuttle, @spark ravine, @hoary stream, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@polar lotus wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @polar lotus died.

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@flat forge stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @flat forge blinked first.

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@hoary stream started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@spark ravine was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@lofty sleet accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @lofty sleet died.

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@tall tartan tried to save @livid shuttle's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @tall tartan died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @tall tartan died.

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The Wizard showed @tight niche their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@tranquil wyvern cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@peak yoke donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@carmine cairn claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@carmine cairn broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@tight niche felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@peak yoke got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @gusty bobcat got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @peak yoke died.

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@covert elk and @flat forge played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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After opening a present, @astral glacier discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@hoary stream used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@spark ravine started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @spark ravine - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @spark ravine then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@hoary stream went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @hoary stream died.

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@spark ravine donned a Martian costume and chased @covert elk in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @covert elk died.

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@flat forge put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@flat forge died.

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@tight niche started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@carmine cairn commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@gusty bobcat tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@tight niche was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@gusty bobcat looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@carmine cairn obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@astral glacier spoke softly to @tranquil wyvern while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@spark ravine wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@gusty bobcat found a hill and started to roll down it. @gusty bobcat was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @gusty bobcat died.

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@livid shuttle almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@astral glacier distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@tight niche begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@livid shuttle accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @livid shuttle died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tight niche would soon die a gruesome death. @tight niche ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@spark ravine challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @spark ravine died.

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@astral glacier had a wholesome reunion with @carmine cairn, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@tight niche built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @astral glacier flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@astral glacier went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tight niche quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@tight niche climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @flat forge
100 points go to 9th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 10th place: @hoary stream

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

gusty bobcat Jan 28, 2026, 4:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:44 PM

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spark ravine Jan 28, 2026, 4:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:45 PM

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@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tall tartan Jan 28, 2026, 4:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:45 PM

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@tall tartan, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sweet fractal Jan 28, 2026, 4:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:46 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flat forge Jan 28, 2026, 4:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 4:55 PM

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@flat forge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 28, 2026, 5:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:00 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

subtle gorge Jan 28, 2026, 5:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:05 PM

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@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Jan 28, 2026, 5:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:05 PM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Jan 28, 2026, 5:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:07 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

covert elk Jan 28, 2026, 5:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:07 PM

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@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Jan 28, 2026, 5:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:25 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Jan 28, 2026, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 28, 2026, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Jan 28, 2026, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:29 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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carmine cairn Jan 28, 2026, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @gusty bobcat, @tight niche, @subtle gorge, @tall tartan, @chrome steeple, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @flat forge, @astral glacier, @sweet fractal, @spark ravine, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern decisively vanquished @tall tartan through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @tall tartan died.

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@errant vine started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @errant vine is still slurping that noodle.

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@chrome steeple ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @chrome steeple died.

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@covert elk disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@peak yoke touched @subtle gorge's gun without permission. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @flat forge, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @flat forge died.

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@gusty bobcat was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@sweet fractal finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@sweet fractal took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@gusty bobcat gazed at clouds with @covert elk. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@spark ravine tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @spark ravine died.

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@carmine cairn watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@errant vine found the Last Prism. Then @tight niche found another one, meaning that @errant vine's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@astral glacier threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @covert elk would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @covert elk died.

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@subtle gorge loves @gusty bobcat to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @subtle gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@glacial totem decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@errant vine saw @carmine cairn trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @errant vine is calling the police!

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@carmine cairn overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@errant vine built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@astral glacier told @tight niche a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@tranquil wyvern discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@glacial totem got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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While exploring the Jungle, @gusty bobcat needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @gusty bobcat. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @errant vine. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @tranquil wyvern died. @tranquil wyvern died. @tranquil wyvern died. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@astral glacier descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@carmine cairn spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@tight niche picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @tight niche died.

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@astral glacier somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @astral glacier's chests for the rest of its life.

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@glacial totem tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Frostbrand instead of a Bug Net.

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@carmine cairn tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@glacial totem became convinced that @astral glacier was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @astral glacier, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@carmine cairn hid from @astral glacier by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@glacial totem shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@glacial totem traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @glacial totem did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @glacial totem died.

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@astral glacier tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 9th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 10th place: @spark ravine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

wet merlin Jan 28, 2026, 5:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:41 PM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Jan 28, 2026, 5:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:42 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Jan 28, 2026, 5:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:44 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spark ravine Jan 28, 2026, 5:48 PM

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Bb!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:48 PM

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@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gusty bobcat Jan 28, 2026, 5:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:52 PM

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Jan 28, 2026, 5:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 5:54 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

subtle gorge Jan 28, 2026, 6:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 6:07 PM

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@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sweet fractal Jan 28, 2026, 6:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 6:09 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

polar lotus Jan 28, 2026, 6:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 6:13 PM

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@polar lotus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 28, 2026, 6:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 6:17 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

queen heart Jan 28, 2026, 6:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 6:24 PM

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@queen heart, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 28, 2026, 6:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 6:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 28, 2026, 6:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 6:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @tight niche, @gusty bobcat, @queen heart, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @spark ravine, and @wet merlin
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@glacial totem had a dirty mind. Then @errant vine sprayed @glacial totem's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @glacial totem died.

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@queen heart modified @polar lotus's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @polar lotus was never seen again. @polar lotus died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@queen heart dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @queen heart died.

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@wet merlin threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@peak yoke played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @peak yoke died.

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@sweet fractal attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @sweet fractal died.

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@subtle gorge and @wet merlin had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @errant vine was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@gusty bobcat tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@spark ravine somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @spark ravine died.

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@tight niche trapped @tranquil wyvern in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@wet merlin tried to attack @tight niche by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @wet merlin died.

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@errant vine's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @errant vine died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @subtle gorge tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @subtle gorge died.

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@gusty bobcat constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@tranquil wyvern sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@carmine cairn was dunked on by @tranquil wyvern. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@tight niche went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to kill @carmine cairn with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@gusty bobcat comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@carmine cairn told @gusty bobcat a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tight niche ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@tight niche was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @wet merlin
100 points go to 8th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

wet merlin Jan 28, 2026, 6:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 6:39 PM

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@wet merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

agile spindle Jan 28, 2026, 6:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 6:45 PM

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@agile spindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

queen heart Jan 28, 2026, 7:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 7:01 PM

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@queen heart, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 28, 2026, 7:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 7:06 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

scarlet imp Jan 28, 2026, 7:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 7:07 PM

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@scarlet imp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gusty bobcat Jan 28, 2026, 7:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 7:09 PM

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 28, 2026, 7:23 PM

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bb!register

glacial totem Jan 28, 2026, 7:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 7:23 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

covert elk Jan 28, 2026, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@covert elk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

errant vine Jan 28, 2026, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 28, 2026, 7:29 PM

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@errant vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @scarlet imp, @carmine cairn, @gusty bobcat, @queen heart, @tranquil wyvern, @errant vine, @agile spindle, @wet merlin, and @covert elk
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@tranquil wyvern tricked @glacial totem into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @glacial totem died.

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@scarlet imp didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @scarlet imp died.

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@gusty bobcat saw @queen heart standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @queen heart died.

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@carmine cairn messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@errant vine went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@covert elk summoned the Old One's Army while @errant vine was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to shoot @tranquil wyvern using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @gusty bobcat's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@agile spindle found a room full of Bunny Banners in @covert elk's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @covert elk. @covert elk died.

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@tranquil wyvern paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Wand of Sparking.

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@carmine cairn practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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After years of research, @agile spindle found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @agile spindle died.

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@wet merlin kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @wet merlin red. @wet merlin died.

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@tranquil wyvern became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@gusty bobcat drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @gusty bobcat died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @gusty bobcat
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wet merlin
150 points go to 5th place: @agile spindle
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 8th place: @queen heart
100 points go to 9th place: @scarlet imp
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Jan 28, 2026, 9:11 PM

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worn mason Jan 28, 2026, 9:23 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@scarlet imp, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @gusty bobcat, @queen heart, @worn mason, @subtle gorge, @rigid gull, @nova junco, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @brave shore, @hazy mulch, and @covert elk
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@carmine cairn tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@covert elk hid an actuator in @glacial totem's lunch. Later that day, @glacial totem stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @glacial totem died.

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@polar lotus took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @polar lotus died.

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@peak yoke listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @peak yoke saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@hazy mulch declared war against @rigid gull because they didn't like something @rigid gull said in their AMA.

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@scarlet imp decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@brave shore claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@queen heart realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @queen heart died.

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@worn mason and @sweet fractal strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @worn mason suggested using cover against them. @sweet fractal recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@subtle gorge tried to shoot an apple off of @worn mason's head. @subtle gorge's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @worn mason died.

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@subtle gorge sat on a wall. @subtle gorge had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @subtle gorge together again. @subtle gorge died.

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@scarlet imp was cornered by @hazy mulch, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@rigid gull mistook @brave shore's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @rigid gull died.

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@nova junco and @carmine cairn were about to face off, but @nova junco had to run off to the restroom first.

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@nova junco encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @nova junco died.

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@gusty bobcat followed @errant vine into the jungle. @gusty bobcat started looking left, right and center for @errant vine, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@brave shore drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@peak yoke sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @peak yoke died.

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@errant vine moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @errant vine died.

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@hazy mulch somehow convinced @sweet fractal that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @sweet fractal died.

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@hazy mulch put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @hazy mulch died.

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@covert elk was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @covert elk died.

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@gusty bobcat gave @brave shore Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn and @gusty bobcat were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@scarlet imp made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @scarlet imp died.

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@gusty bobcat knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@carmine cairn was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@gusty bobcat forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @gusty bobcat died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @gusty bobcat
250 points go to 3rd place: @scarlet imp
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @hazy mulch
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @nova junco

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Jan 28, 2026, 9:48 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 28, 2026, 9:58 PM

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worn mason Jan 28, 2026, 10:05 PM

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gusty bobcat Jan 28, 2026, 10:05 PM

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lean dew Jan 28, 2026, 10:10 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 28, 2026, 10:27 PM

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raw moss Jan 28, 2026, 10:30 PM

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polar lotus Jan 28, 2026, 10:31 PM

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light frigate Jan 28, 2026, 10:44 PM

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wind flicker Jan 28, 2026, 10:54 PM

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somber flax Jan 28, 2026, 10:54 PM

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worn mason Jan 28, 2026, 10:55 PM

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jagged spruce Jan 28, 2026, 10:58 PM

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proud lava Jan 28, 2026, 11:09 PM

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silk phoenix Jan 28, 2026, 11:26 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 28, 2026, 11:28 PM

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stone pewter Jan 28, 2026, 11:28 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @polar lotus, @gusty bobcat, @raw moss, @worn mason, @subtle gorge, @silk phoenix, @proud lava, @lean dew, @stone pewter, @gray sky, @somber flax, @jagged spruce, and @light frigate
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@stone pewter thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@glacial totem invited @wind flicker to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @glacial totem was mauled by wolves. @glacial totem died.

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@wind flicker flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @wind flicker's face off with its bare hands. @wind flicker died.

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@polar lotus was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @polar lotus died.

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@raw moss squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@worn mason equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @worn mason died.

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Out of boredom, @carmine cairn used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@gusty bobcat and @light frigate relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@proud lava was furious at @subtle gorge for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @proud lava's special someone!

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@subtle gorge hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @subtle gorge died.

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@gray sky wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@silk phoenix summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @silk phoenix died.

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@stone pewter tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@somber flax suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@gusty bobcat tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@proud lava joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @proud lava was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@proud lava got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn popped @lean dew by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @lean dew died.

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@light frigate managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@gray sky tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@stone pewter tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@somber flax summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @somber flax died.

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@gusty bobcat spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@jagged spruce let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@gusty bobcat hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@carmine cairn ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@stone pewter fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@jagged spruce read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @jagged spruce died.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@stone pewter carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @stone pewter died.

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@light frigate made some Synonym Rolls for @gusty bobcat and @raw moss. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@carmine cairn accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@light frigate accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @light frigate died.

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@raw moss watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@gusty bobcat was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @raw moss vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@gusty bobcat watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@raw moss tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @raw moss is now bald.

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@gusty bobcat decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@carmine cairn walked up to @gusty bobcat and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @carmine cairn, that kills people! @gusty bobcat died.

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@carmine cairn used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @light frigate
150 points go to 5th place: @stone pewter
150 points go to 6th place: @jagged spruce
100 points go to 7th place: @somber flax
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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somber flax Jan 28, 2026, 11:40 PM

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light frigate Jan 28, 2026, 11:41 PM

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worn mason Jan 28, 2026, 11:47 PM

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gusty bobcat Jan 29, 2026, 12:07 AM

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long vine Jan 29, 2026, 12:14 AM

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silk phoenix Jan 29, 2026, 12:16 AM

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peak yoke Jan 29, 2026, 12:23 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 29, 2026, 12:26 AM

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orchid horizon Jan 29, 2026, 12:27 AM

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raw moss Jan 29, 2026, 12:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @gusty bobcat, @orchid horizon, @raw moss, @worn mason, @long vine, @peak yoke, @silk phoenix, @somber flax, and @light frigate
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@worn mason had a terrible night. @worn mason died.

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@peak yoke was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @peak yoke died.

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There was a snake in @silk phoenix's boot! @silk phoenix died.

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@somber flax used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@raw moss tried to kill @gusty bobcat, but failed to ask for consent.

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@carmine cairn got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @carmine cairn wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @carmine cairn was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@somber flax tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@carmine cairn asked @light frigate to give them a hand, so @light frigate chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@orchid horizon built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @somber flax was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @somber flax died.

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@gusty bobcat was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@orchid horizon baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @orchid horizon died.

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@light frigate told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @light frigate died.

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@gusty bobcat lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @gusty bobcat died.

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@long vine decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @long vine died.

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@raw moss stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 5th place: @light frigate
150 points go to 6th place: @orchid horizon
100 points go to 7th place: @somber flax
100 points go to 8th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

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@wind flicker cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @wind flicker's heart! @wind flicker died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @worn mason. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @worn mason died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @long vine accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @long vine died.

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@peak yoke followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @peak yoke died.

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@silk phoenix was stalking @lucid ledge's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @silk phoenix died.

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@proud lava was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @proud lava died.

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@lucid ledge angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @lucid ledge's floating house. @lucid ledge died.

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@exotic saddle tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @exotic saddle died.

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@glacial totem realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@covert elk fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @glacial totem and @carmine cairn to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@lean dew had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@livid shuttle tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@spark ravine hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @tight niche's house. @tight niche started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@raw moss couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@lean dew wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @lean dew died.

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@carmine cairn kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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The Nurse told @spark ravine they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @spark ravine died.

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@glacial totem stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@raw moss developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@tight niche drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@raw moss tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@livid shuttle tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@livid shuttle blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @livid shuttle died.

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@covert elk painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@carmine cairn aimed a spinning toy at @glacial totem, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@covert elk was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @covert elk died.

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@carmine cairn was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @carmine cairn blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@tight niche had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @covert elk
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid ledge

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@wind flicker fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @wind flicker died.

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@hoary stream recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@raw moss made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@timid hull accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @timid hull died.

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@covert elk huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@tight niche made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @long vine. @long vine died.

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@spark ravine used a Medusa Head on @peak yoke and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @peak yoke died.

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@hoary stream tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @hoary stream was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @hoary stream died.

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@covert elk pulled out their Mandible Blade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @covert elk pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@glacial totem befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@raw moss became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@tight niche became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@covert elk stopped a meteor from crushing @spark ravine and @tight niche with their own body. @covert elk died.

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@spark ravine was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @spark ravine died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @carmine cairn saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tight niche stabbed them in the back. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@tight niche had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@tight niche and @raw moss fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tight niche won by breaking @raw moss's spine. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @spark ravine
150 points go to 6th place: @covert elk
100 points go to 7th place: @hoary stream
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @timid hull

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @silver lintel, @worn mason, @silk phoenix, @lean dew, @dusk rose, @junior kestrel, @true wren, @clear sage, @spark ravine, and @hoary stream
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@true wren called @glacial totem a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @static trout died.

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@worn mason got tired of @silver lintel constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @silver lintel died.

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@worn mason got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @worn mason died.

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@silk phoenix started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@raw moss ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @silk phoenix before they could say "Zoinks!" @silk phoenix died.

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While exploring a swamp, @tight niche caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@lean dew was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @lean dew died.

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@hoary stream tried to throw a Mushroom Spear at @carmine cairn before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@tight niche, @raw moss, and @dusk rose raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@junior kestrel dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @junior kestrel died.

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@true wren was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @true wren died.

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@clear sage tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tight niche, but it refused to listen because @clear sage didn't have enough badges.

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@dusk rose used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@raw moss tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@spark ravine tried to strike @hoary stream down, but @hoary stream instead became more powerful than @spark ravine could possibly imagine.

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@carmine cairn tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@dusk rose felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@hoary stream found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tight niche and @raw moss had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@clear sage became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@spark ravine hid from @carmine cairn by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@spark ravine added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@tight niche farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@raw moss snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@carmine cairn got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@spark ravine stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @spark ravine died.

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@hoary stream gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @hoary stream died.

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@tight niche developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@clear sage somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@carmine cairn somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@raw moss claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@dusk rose complained to @clear sage that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@clear sage fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @clear sage died.

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@raw moss practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@tight niche was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@raw moss used an Inferno Fork to eat. @tight niche thought they didn't notice, but @raw moss just really likes spicy food.

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@dusk rose and @carmine cairn played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@dusk rose took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@raw moss appeared to be taking a group picture of @tight niche, @carmine cairn, and @dusk rose. @raw moss's selfie turned out great!

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@carmine cairn argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@dusk rose was looking kind of dumb after @carmine cairn's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @dusk rose died.

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@tight niche let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@raw moss swung a Light's Bane at @carmine cairn and missed. However, @carmine cairn acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @raw moss to receive a yellow card.

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@raw moss had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @carmine cairn's life points directly. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @dusk rose
150 points go to 5th place: @clear sage
150 points go to 6th place: @hoary stream
100 points go to 7th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @junior kestrel
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

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silk phoenix Jan 29, 2026, 4:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 4:21 AM

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@silk phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 29, 2026, 4:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 4:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

waxen sparrow Jan 29, 2026, 4:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 4:32 AM

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@waxen sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk phoenix Jan 29, 2026, 4:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 4:38 AM

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@silk phoenix, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

worthy willow Jan 29, 2026, 4:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 4:55 AM

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@worthy willow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 5:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brave shore Jan 29, 2026, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 5:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@waxen sparrow, @tight niche, @worthy willow, @worn mason, @long vine, @peak yoke, @silk phoenix, @gray sky, @spark ravine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@spark ravine placed chests all over the world except where @worn mason was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @worn mason died.

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@tight niche began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@long vine and @silk phoenix were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @long vine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @long vine died.

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@brave shore zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@worthy willow and @waxen sparrow discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@peak yoke started barking like a dog while chasing @spark ravine.

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@peak yoke made some scary noises in the dark. @worthy willow sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tight niche's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@brave shore started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@silk phoenix woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @silk phoenix died.

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@spark ravine turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @spark ravine died.

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@worthy willow started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @worthy willow soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @worthy willow died.

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@waxen sparrow asked @gray sky to give them a hand, so @gray sky chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@brave shore was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@gray sky recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @gray sky concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@waxen sparrow tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @waxen sparrow died.

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@brave shore tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@tight niche befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@gray sky tried to kill @brave shore, but failed to ask for consent.

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@gray sky couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@tight niche took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@brave shore and @tight niche relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@gray sky threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @gray sky managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@tight niche threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tight niche unlocked the power of flight!

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@brave shore was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@tight niche began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@gray sky started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @gray sky died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @brave shore. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @gray sky
150 points go to 4th place: @waxen sparrow
150 points go to 5th place: @worthy willow
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @silk phoenix
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @worn mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

gray sky Jan 29, 2026, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 5:39 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

worthy willow Jan 29, 2026, 5:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 5:40 AM

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@worthy willow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spark ravine Jan 29, 2026, 5:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 5:45 AM

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@spark ravine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Jan 29, 2026, 5:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 5:50 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Jan 29, 2026, 5:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 5:51 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Jan 29, 2026, 6:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 6:01 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Jan 29, 2026, 6:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 6:02 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spark ravine Jan 29, 2026, 6:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 6:27 AM

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@spark ravine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 29, 2026, 6:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 6:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Jan 29, 2026, 6:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 6:28 AM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Jan 29, 2026, 7:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 7:28 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

raw moss Jan 29, 2026, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 29, 2026, 7:30 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@zenith root, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @worthy willow, @long vine, @proud lava, @abstract thunder, @gray sky, @spark ravine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.