#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 103

gleaming grove · 2026-01-21T13:38:11.896Z

>>> played rock-paper-scissors with . played paper. played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. died.

gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 1:38 PM

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@errant vine played rock-paper-scissors with @steel sentinel. @errant vine played paper. @steel sentinel played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @errant vine was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @errant vine died.

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@long vine found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@carmine cairn cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@astral glacier started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@long vine tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@long vine made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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Santa Claus asked @astral glacier what they wanted for Christmas. @astral glacier replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@steel sentinel started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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The Wizard showed @steel sentinel their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@carmine cairn squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@astral glacier was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 10th place: @novel summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Jan 21, 2026, 1:43 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 21, 2026, 1:43 PM

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fringe shuttle Jan 21, 2026, 1:44 PM

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severe fable Jan 21, 2026, 1:46 PM

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peak yoke Jan 21, 2026, 1:49 PM

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abstract thunder Jan 21, 2026, 1:56 PM

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amber ermine Jan 21, 2026, 1:57 PM

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tidal bane Jan 21, 2026, 2:01 PM

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long vine Jan 21, 2026, 2:04 PM

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 2:05 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 21, 2026, 2:12 PM

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agile fractal Jan 21, 2026, 2:26 PM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 2:28 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tidal bane, @tight niche, @raw moss, @agile fractal, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @fringe shuttle, @steel sentinel, @severe fable, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fringe shuttle yelled, "Duck!" @agile fractal excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @agile fractal died.

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@peak yoke found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@brave shore's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@long vine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@amber ermine was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @amber ermine's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @amber ermine died.

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@abstract thunder woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@severe fable tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @severe fable is now bald.

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@lime creek found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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The Cyborg hacked into @steel sentinel's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@tight niche consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@peak yoke wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@brave shore found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @brave shore headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@tight niche tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@fringe shuttle was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@abstract thunder was dunked on by @lime creek. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@peak yoke became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @peak yoke died.

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@tidal bane gazed at clouds with @raw moss. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @fringe shuttle. Apparently, not that many. @fringe shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@raw moss asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@abstract thunder found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@tight niche became convinced that @tidal bane was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tidal bane, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@severe fable went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @severe fable's fault.

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@steel sentinel opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@severe fable walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @severe fable died.

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@abstract thunder sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @abstract thunder died.

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@lime creek was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @steel sentinel caught them in time.

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@brave shore was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@tranquil wyvern "borrowed" @raw moss's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @raw moss's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @tranquil wyvern could return it.

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@tight niche tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@tidal bane took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@lime creek decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @lime creek died.

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@tidal bane reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @tidal bane died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @brave shore knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tight niche's ego received a small boost.

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@raw moss was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @tight niche decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@brave shore attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@brave shore tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tight niche's head instead. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@brave shore's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 10th place: @fringe shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

lime creek Jan 21, 2026, 2:41 PM

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 2:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 21, 2026, 2:45 PM

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amber ermine Jan 21, 2026, 2:45 PM

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short smelt Jan 21, 2026, 2:58 PM

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hearty oracle Jan 21, 2026, 3:15 PM

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zealous rapids Jan 21, 2026, 3:17 PM

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crimson forge Jan 21, 2026, 3:22 PM

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errant vine Jan 21, 2026, 3:25 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 3:28 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @short smelt, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @errant vine, @crimson forge, @zealous rapids, @hearty oracle, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@lime creek couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@short smelt threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @amber ermine would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @amber ermine died.

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@errant vine received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @errant vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @tranquil wyvern suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@crimson forge and @carmine cairn were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @crimson forge, but left @carmine cairn alone because they smelled funny. @crimson forge died.

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@hearty oracle's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @hearty oracle sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@zealous rapids gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @zealous rapids died.

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@hearty oracle tried to kill @carmine cairn, but failed to ask for consent.

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@lime creek equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @hearty oracle into approaching. @lime creek then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @hearty oracle with two Sniper Rifle shots. @hearty oracle died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @lime creek found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@lime creek ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @lime creek died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @short smelt is now goo. @short smelt died.

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@tranquil wyvern fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @short smelt
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous rapids
100 points go to 8th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 9th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 3:37 PM

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short smelt Jan 21, 2026, 3:38 PM

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 3:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 21, 2026, 3:50 PM

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ember fern Jan 21, 2026, 3:50 PM

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sturdy sluice Jan 21, 2026, 3:57 PM

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radiant pond Jan 21, 2026, 4:17 PM

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errant vine Jan 21, 2026, 4:26 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

fringe shuttle Jan 21, 2026, 4:35 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 21, 2026, 4:39 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 21, 2026, 5:00 PM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 5:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @tight niche, @raw moss, @ember fern, @short smelt, @subtle gorge, @tranquil wyvern, @radiant pond, @fringe shuttle, @errant vine, and @steel sentinel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@ember fern found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@carmine cairn bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @carmine cairn was blown to smithereens. @carmine cairn died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @errant vine, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @errant vine was too boring.

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@radiant pond learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@raw moss and @tranquil wyvern were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tight niche walked into a bar. @sturdy sluice laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@short smelt started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@subtle gorge finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@sturdy sluice thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @sturdy sluice died.

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@fringe shuttle read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @fringe shuttle died.

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@radiant pond was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @radiant pond died.

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@short smelt kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tight niche had had enough, so they scooped @short smelt to death with an ice cream spoon. @short smelt died.

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@errant vine huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@subtle gorge angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @subtle gorge's floating house. @subtle gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@raw moss planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@errant vine programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @errant vine died.

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@ember fern started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@tranquil wyvern found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@ember fern wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @ember fern died.

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@tight niche climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @steel sentinel and @raw moss.

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@steel sentinel grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@raw moss distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@raw moss thought they assassinated @steel sentinel, but it was just @raw moss in disguise. Huh? @raw moss died.

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@tight niche invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@tight niche put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @short smelt
100 points go to 9th place: @radiant pond
100 points go to 10th place: @fringe shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet sedge Jan 21, 2026, 5:47 PM

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ember fern Jan 21, 2026, 5:47 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 5:49 PM

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lime creek Jan 21, 2026, 6:08 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 21, 2026, 6:10 PM

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 6:14 PM

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eager coyote Jan 21, 2026, 6:14 PM

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proud lava Jan 21, 2026, 6:14 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 21, 2026, 6:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 6:14 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 6:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 21, 2026, 6:23 PM

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native drift Jan 21, 2026, 6:27 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @ember fern, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @errant vine, @native drift, @steel sentinel, @wet sedge, and @lime creek
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@eager coyote thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @eager coyote died.

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@carmine cairn started riding a Unicorn. @raw moss chased @carmine cairn while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@tight niche shot @ember fern in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @ember fern died.

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@lime creek summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @steel sentinel felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@native drift tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@proud lava drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @proud lava died.

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@lime creek put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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While streaming a fitness game, @errant vine accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@steel sentinel used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@tight niche went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @raw moss tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@wet sedge thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@native drift tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @native drift. @native drift died.

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@wet sedge ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @wet sedge died.

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Hey @tranquil wyvern, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@errant vine accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @errant vine died. @errant vine died. @errant vine died. @errant vine died.

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@tight niche tried to use forbidden magic to erase @raw moss from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @raw moss die, so nothing actually happened.

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@steel sentinel started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@carmine cairn sharpened @steel sentinel's face at a Sharpening Station. @steel sentinel became the sharpest tool in the shed. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @carmine cairn had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @wet sedge
100 points go to 8th place: @native drift
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @radiant sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @ember fern, @subtle gorge, @glossy juniper, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @lucid ledge, @errant vine, @native drift, and @lime creek
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@radiant sleet took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @radiant sleet died.

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@lucid ledge tried to attack @errant vine with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@glossy juniper got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@tranquil wyvern found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@subtle gorge and @ember fern swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@carmine cairn and @native drift played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@peak yoke tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @peak yoke died.

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@lucid ledge thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @lucid ledge's potions with Red Potions. @lucid ledge died.

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@ember fern summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @errant vine's life points directly. @errant vine died.

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@lime creek was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @lime creek barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @lime creek died.

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@subtle gorge found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @subtle gorge walked out the door.

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@tranquil wyvern mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@raw moss used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @raw moss then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@glossy juniper was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@tight niche underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@native drift tied up @ember fern and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @ember fern to die. However, @ember fern managed to escape from their bonds.

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@tranquil wyvern complained that they had no life, so @raw moss used a Life Drain to take @native drift's life and give it to @tranquil wyvern. @native drift died.

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@carmine cairn was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@subtle gorge searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@glossy juniper used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @glossy juniper died.

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@subtle gorge went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @subtle gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@raw moss became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@ember fern's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @ember fern died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @carmine cairn's eye sockets. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@tight niche and @raw moss played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@tight niche took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @raw moss's Rod of Discord.

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@tight niche didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @glossy juniper
100 points go to 8th place: @native drift
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @errant vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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severe fable Jan 21, 2026, 7:43 PM

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peak yoke Jan 21, 2026, 7:54 PM

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proud lava Jan 21, 2026, 8:03 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 8:20 PM

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lucid ledge Jan 21, 2026, 8:27 PM

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desert python Jan 21, 2026, 8:28 PM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 8:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@radiant sleet, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @desert python, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @proud lava, @lucid ledge, @errant vine, @native drift, @severe fable, and @wet sedge
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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@wet sedge made some Synonym Rolls for @tranquil wyvern and @desert python. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@peak yoke was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @peak yoke died.

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@proud lava tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @proud lava died.

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@severe fable vaporized @lucid ledge with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @lucid ledge died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @carmine cairn, @tight niche leaned away and farted.

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@native drift summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @native drift died.

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@raw moss got quantum-entangled with @severe fable, and used this opportunity to force @severe fable to pick their own nose.

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@desert python burst with happiness, quite literally. @desert python died.

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@wet sedge decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@carmine cairn wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@wet sedge saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @wet sedge died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tranquil wyvern thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@severe fable found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @severe fable died.

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@errant vine took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@radiant sleet got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @radiant sleet died.

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@carmine cairn paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@tight niche saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@tranquil wyvern was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @carmine cairn. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@errant vine started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn asked @tight niche to give them a hand, so @tight niche chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@tight niche got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @tight niche died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @wet sedge
100 points go to 9th place: @desert python
100 points go to 10th place: @native drift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 8:38 PM

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severe fable Jan 21, 2026, 8:41 PM

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granite frigate Jan 21, 2026, 8:49 PM

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native drift Jan 21, 2026, 8:51 PM

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rich cipher Jan 21, 2026, 9:09 PM

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fresh dawn Jan 21, 2026, 9:10 PM

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amber ermine Jan 21, 2026, 9:20 PM

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peak yoke Jan 21, 2026, 9:20 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 9:25 PM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 9:29 PM

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errant vine Jan 21, 2026, 9:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@radiant sleet, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @rich cipher, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @native drift, @severe fable, and @granite frigate
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@fresh dawn found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @fresh dawn died.

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@granite frigate used the power of Flex Tape to stick @rich cipher in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @rich cipher's suffering to a swift end. @rich cipher died.

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@amber ermine accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @amber ermine died.

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@errant vine dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@peak yoke found some Diamond Ore. @severe fable quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@peak yoke swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @carmine cairn in disguise.

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@native drift went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@native drift tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @native drift died.

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@raw moss murdered @severe fable by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @severe fable died.

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@granite frigate tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@errant vine didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @granite frigate, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @granite frigate died.

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@raw moss stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@errant vine kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @errant vine red. @errant vine died.

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@radiant sleet found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @radiant sleet died.

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@raw moss tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche is hvinga stroker n. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @radiant sleet
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @native drift
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud lava Jan 21, 2026, 9:37 PM

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radiant sleet Jan 21, 2026, 9:40 PM

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rich cipher Jan 21, 2026, 9:41 PM

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raw moss Jan 21, 2026, 10:04 PM

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dull gazelle Jan 21, 2026, 10:05 PM

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tight niche Jan 21, 2026, 10:29 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 21, 2026, 10:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @radiant sleet, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @rich cipher, @long vine, @peak yoke, @proud lava, @severe fable, @dull gazelle, and @granite frigate
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@carmine cairn tried to throw a North Pole at @granite frigate before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@wind flicker equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @wind flicker died.

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@raw moss fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @long vine, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@radiant sleet drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@fresh dawn snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @fresh dawn died.

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@dull gazelle gave @rich cipher Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @rich cipher died.

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After @peak yoke went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche started barking like a dog while chasing @severe fable.

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@long vine threw @proud lava in the washing machine and turned it on. @proud lava died.

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@dull gazelle's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @dull gazelle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @carmine cairn quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@granite frigate summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @granite frigate died.

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@radiant sleet accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @radiant sleet died.

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@severe fable chewed some gum. It made @severe fable feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @severe fable died.

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@long vine played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @long vine died.

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@raw moss sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @raw moss, it was opposite day. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @tight niche fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @severe fable
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 8th place: @dull gazelle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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wind flicker Jan 22, 2026, 12:18 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @inner fiber, @next hemlock, @long vine, @peak yoke, @lucid ledge, @astral glacier, @severe fable, and @deep gulch
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@raw moss tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@wind flicker built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @wind flicker died.

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@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

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@severe fable developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@astral glacier farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@next hemlock was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@tight niche found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @lucid ledge, @carmine cairn, and @peak yoke. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @peak yoke died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @deep gulch was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@astral glacier took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@lucid ledge heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @lucid ledge died.

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@inner fiber was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @inner fiber died.

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@next hemlock had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@severe fable fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @severe fable died.

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@deep gulch started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @deep gulch suddenly didn't feel so good. @deep gulch died.

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@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@next hemlock tried to destroy @tight niche by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@carmine cairn was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @carmine cairn died.

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@next hemlock and @tight niche built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@next hemlock brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@tight niche filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@raw moss built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@astral glacier developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@raw moss disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @raw moss used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @astral glacier!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @astral glacier
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @deep gulch
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @inner fiber
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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long vine Jan 22, 2026, 12:51 AM

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near mortar Jan 22, 2026, 12:53 AM

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severe fable Jan 22, 2026, 1:08 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 22, 2026, 1:15 AM

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raw moss Jan 22, 2026, 1:17 AM

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dusky elbow Jan 22, 2026, 1:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 1:19 AM

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remote pumice Jan 22, 2026, 1:19 AM

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tight niche Jan 22, 2026, 1:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @remote pumice, @dusky elbow, @tranquil wyvern, @lucid ledge, @proud lava, @severe fable, and @near mortar
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@long vine gave @tranquil wyvern a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tranquil wyvern gave @long vine a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @long vine died.

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@dusky elbow spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@dusky elbow walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @dusky elbow died.

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@proud lava has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @proud lava woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@lucid ledge started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @lucid ledge died.

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@tight niche built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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Rumors started spreading that @raw moss was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @raw moss.

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@proud lava was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn and @severe fable were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @carmine cairn suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @severe fable turned around to look. @severe fable died.

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@near mortar discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @remote pumice had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@tranquil wyvern followed @tight niche into the jungle. @tranquil wyvern started looking left, right and center for @tight niche, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@raw moss tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@remote pumice traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern trash talked @tight niche, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @tranquil wyvern suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@carmine cairn joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@raw moss thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@raw moss tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@carmine cairn learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@carmine cairn drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tight niche appeared instead.

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@tight niche saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@tight niche was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @dusky elbow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Jan 22, 2026, 1:41 AM

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desert horizon Jan 22, 2026, 1:43 AM

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tranquil knot Jan 22, 2026, 1:47 AM

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granite frigate Jan 22, 2026, 1:50 AM

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brave shore Jan 22, 2026, 1:52 AM

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wind flicker Jan 22, 2026, 1:53 AM

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glacial totem Jan 22, 2026, 2:04 AM

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lime creek Jan 22, 2026, 2:08 AM

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raw moss Jan 22, 2026, 2:24 AM

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dusky elbow Jan 22, 2026, 2:24 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 22, 2026, 2:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 2:25 AM

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tight niche Jan 22, 2026, 2:26 AM

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next hemlock Jan 22, 2026, 2:29 AM

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brave shore Jan 22, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @long vine, @dusky elbow, @tranquil knot, @brave shore, @granite frigate, and @lime creek
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@dusky elbow ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @dusky elbow, @wind flicker broke their fall with their own body. @wind flicker died.

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@glacial totem took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @long vine. @long vine died.

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@brave shore was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@dusky elbow called @tranquil knot on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @dusky elbow died.

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@tranquil knot tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @tranquil knot died.

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A strange device attached itself to @brave shore's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @brave shore died.

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@lime creek hid from @desert horizon by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@tight niche ripped @granite frigate's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @granite frigate. @granite frigate died.

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The sun burnt @next hemlock into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@lime creek used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @lime creek died.

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@desert horizon saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @desert horizon died.

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@next hemlock put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @tight niche chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @raw moss's shattered corpse. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@glacial totem was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@tight niche activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@carmine cairn made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @desert horizon
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil knot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud lava Jan 22, 2026, 2:38 AM

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glacial totem Jan 22, 2026, 2:40 AM

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raw moss Jan 22, 2026, 2:40 AM

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desert horizon Jan 22, 2026, 2:41 AM

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near mortar Jan 22, 2026, 2:41 AM

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tranquil knot Jan 22, 2026, 2:46 AM

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tidal bane Jan 22, 2026, 2:52 AM

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fallen gull Jan 22, 2026, 2:58 AM

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long vine Jan 22, 2026, 3:00 AM

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glacial totem Jan 22, 2026, 3:20 AM

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honest flower Jan 22, 2026, 3:21 AM

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tight niche Jan 22, 2026, 3:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@honest flower, @glacial totem, @tidal bane, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @proud lava, @tranquil knot, @fallen gull, and @near mortar
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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @glacial totem's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil knot wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn were about to face off, but @tight niche had to run off to the restroom first.

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@proud lava found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@tidal bane had a dirty mind. Then @fallen gull sprayed @tidal bane's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @tidal bane died.

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@desert horizon drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @desert horizon died.

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@long vine tried to attack @honest flower with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@long vine dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @long vine died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @carmine cairn wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@tight niche made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@near mortar painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@honest flower found @tranquil knot sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@proud lava neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @proud lava died.

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@tranquil knot took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @tranquil knot died.

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@raw moss threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@near mortar stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @honest flower's. @honest flower died.

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@fallen gull was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @fallen gull died.

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@carmine cairn tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche literally gaslighted @raw moss by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @honest flower
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil knot
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @desert horizon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fallen gull Jan 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 3:38 AM

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desert horizon Jan 22, 2026, 3:40 AM

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glacial totem Jan 22, 2026, 3:40 AM

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blissful orchid Jan 22, 2026, 3:41 AM

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fringe shuttle Jan 22, 2026, 3:54 AM

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wind flicker Jan 22, 2026, 3:56 AM

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lucid ledge Jan 22, 2026, 4:05 AM

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ionic anvil Jan 22, 2026, 4:12 AM

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near mortar Jan 22, 2026, 4:15 AM

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elfin cradle Jan 22, 2026, 4:16 AM

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hexed fiber Jan 22, 2026, 4:26 AM

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tight niche Jan 22, 2026, 4:30 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 22, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @elfin cradle, @raw moss, @ionic anvil, @lucid ledge, @fringe shuttle, @blissful orchid, @hexed fiber, @fallen gull, and @near mortar
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@hexed fiber messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@carmine cairn literally impeached @wind flicker by squashing them under a giant peach. @wind flicker died.

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@raw moss hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@ionic anvil gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @glacial totem, who was in the front row. @glacial totem died.

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@lucid ledge obscured @fallen gull's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @fallen gull escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@tight niche started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@desert horizon used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @desert horizon died.

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@blissful orchid built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@elfin cradle attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @lucid ledge watched the carnage from a safe distance. @elfin cradle died.

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@carmine cairn rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @carmine cairn with unnecessary advice.

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@fallen gull didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@ionic anvil tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @ionic anvil died.

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@lucid ledge started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @lucid ledge died.

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@raw moss crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @raw moss's entire body.

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@fringe shuttle started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @fringe shuttle died.

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@blissful orchid snuck up behind @raw moss, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @blissful orchid decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@carmine cairn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@tight niche captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@blissful orchid ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @blissful orchid died.

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@fallen gull tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @fallen gull's mind right in front of their face. @fallen gull died.

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@near mortar started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@tight niche released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tight niche, but it was very satisfying.

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@near mortar followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @near mortar died.

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@hexed fiber dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @hexed fiber died.

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@raw moss triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche returned to their house, only to find that @carmine cairn had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@carmine cairn used their Chlorophyte Saber to lop off @tight niche's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @carmine cairn invented golf. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @ionic anvil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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half magnet Jan 22, 2026, 4:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 4:39 AM

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raw moss Jan 22, 2026, 4:39 AM

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lucid ledge Jan 22, 2026, 4:54 AM

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tranquil knot Jan 22, 2026, 5:06 AM

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native drift Jan 22, 2026, 5:12 AM

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wind flicker Jan 22, 2026, 5:21 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 22, 2026, 5:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 5:26 AM

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tight niche Jan 22, 2026, 5:27 AM

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fringe shuttle Jan 22, 2026, 5:35 AM

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fallen gull Jan 22, 2026, 5:50 AM

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silver rampart Jan 22, 2026, 5:57 AM

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near mortar Jan 22, 2026, 6:01 AM

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long vine Jan 22, 2026, 6:03 AM

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novel summit Jan 22, 2026, 6:03 AM

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glacial totem Jan 22, 2026, 6:06 AM

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true wren Jan 22, 2026, 6:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 6:30 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @silver rampart, @half magnet, @long vine, @lucid ledge, @fringe shuttle, @tranquil knot, @native drift, @true wren, @novel summit, @fallen gull, and @near mortar
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@wind flicker was furious at @true wren for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @wind flicker's special someone!

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@tranquil knot overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@glacial totem challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @glacial totem died.

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@novel summit combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@fringe shuttle tried to kill @lucid ledge with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@near mortar's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @near mortar responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@silver rampart was infected by a zombie virus. @silver rampart died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@half magnet hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@wind flicker had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @fallen gull shot them with an arrow. @wind flicker died.

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@tight niche was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@carmine cairn was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @carmine cairn died.

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@silver rampart wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @silver rampart's head. @silver rampart died.

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@half magnet sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@half magnet underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @half magnet died.

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@fallen gull claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@long vine picked a fight with a goose. @long vine died.

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@lucid ledge uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @lucid ledge died.

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@fringe shuttle stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @fringe shuttle died.

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@tranquil knot baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @tranquil knot died.

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@native drift used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @native drift died.

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@novel summit and @near mortar had a very merry unbirthday party together. @true wren found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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Several players decided to form a band. @raw moss was the trumpet, @fallen gull was the clarinetist, @tight niche was the drummer, and @true wren was the drum. @true wren died.

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@near mortar got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@raw moss used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@novel summit claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @near mortar was morbidly interested.

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@tight niche shot a sand block at @fallen gull with a Sandgun, but @fallen gull managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@fallen gull asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @fallen gull died.

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@tight niche found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @near mortar died.

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@novel summit started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @novel summit died.

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@raw moss has fallen, and they can't get up. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @novel summit
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @native drift
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil knot
100 points go to 9th place: @fringe shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @lucid ledge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Jan 22, 2026, 7:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 7:10 AM

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rich cipher Jan 22, 2026, 7:19 AM

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raw moss Jan 22, 2026, 7:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 7:20 AM

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long vine Jan 22, 2026, 7:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 7:27 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 22, 2026, 7:27 AM

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tight niche Jan 22, 2026, 7:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Jan 22, 2026, 8:10 AM

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fresh dawn Jan 22, 2026, 8:20 AM

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wind flicker Jan 22, 2026, 8:20 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Jan 22, 2026, 8:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 8:50 AM

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fallen gull Jan 22, 2026, 9:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 9:21 AM

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severe fable Jan 22, 2026, 9:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 9:30 AM

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@severe fable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @wind flicker, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @fiery belfry, @rich cipher, @long vine, @amber ermine, @severe fable, @brave shore, and @fallen gull
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The fighting begins again!

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@fresh dawn saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@amber ermine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@fiery belfry tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @fiery belfry decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @glacial totem into fertilizer. @glacial totem died.

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@wind flicker briefly considered proposing marriage to @fallen gull, but married a bee instead.

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@long vine performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@severe fable drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@wind flicker dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @wind flicker died.

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@rich cipher and @raw moss fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @rich cipher won by breaking @raw moss's spine. @raw moss died.

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@fiery belfry hid from @severe fable after @tight niche exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@fresh dawn felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@fallen gull invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@brave shore begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@amber ermine saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@fresh dawn forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @fresh dawn died.

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@long vine went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@rich cipher made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @rich cipher died.

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@fiery belfry stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tight niche, @long vine and @amber ermine played hot potato with a grenade. @amber ermine forgot to pass it on. @amber ermine died.

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@fallen gull got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @brave shore got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @fallen gull died.

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@fiery belfry won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@tight niche tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@long vine started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@long vine was briefly jumpscared by @tight niche wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@severe fable tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @severe fable died.

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@fiery belfry told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @brave shore and @long vine.

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@tight niche did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@fiery belfry suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@brave shore tried to steal @long vine's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@tight niche accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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Low on health, @fiery belfry hid from @tight niche by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @fiery belfry died.

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Congratulations, @brave shore! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @brave shore died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @tight niche up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @tight niche off said cliff. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @severe fable
150 points go to 6th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @rich cipher
100 points go to 9th place: @fresh dawn
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Jan 22, 2026, 9:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 9:54 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 22, 2026, 9:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 9:55 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Jan 22, 2026, 10:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 10:25 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rapid radish Jan 22, 2026, 10:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 10:29 AM

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@rapid radish, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

tight niche Jan 22, 2026, 10:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 10:43 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

desert horizon Jan 22, 2026, 10:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 10:54 AM

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wind flicker Jan 22, 2026, 11:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 11:05 AM

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flint sage Jan 22, 2026, 11:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 11:16 AM

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granite frigate Jan 22, 2026, 11:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 11:22 AM

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ashen spire Jan 22, 2026, 11:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 11:23 AM

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@ashen spire, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fallen gull Jan 22, 2026, 11:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 11:25 AM

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@fallen gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Jan 22, 2026, 11:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 11:27 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Jan 22, 2026, 11:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 22, 2026, 11:28 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wind flicker, @desert horizon, @tight niche, @rapid radish, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @ashen spire, @abstract thunder, @brave shore, @granite frigate, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wind flicker accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @wind flicker died.

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@flint sage broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@brave shore painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@desert horizon tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @desert horizon's mouth.

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@fallen gull chased @desert horizon with their Ice Sickle. @desert horizon tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @fallen gull. @desert horizon died.

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@abstract thunder activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@amber ermine was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@remote pumice invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @ashen spire, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @ashen spire died.

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@abstract thunder tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @rapid radish in disguise. @abstract thunder died.

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@remote pumice wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@flint sage equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@fallen gull tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@brave shore got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tranquil wyvern looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@granite frigate tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @granite frigate died.

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@tight niche tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore got a piggyback ride from @flint sage, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @flint sage died.

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@remote pumice saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tranquil wyvern was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@fallen gull started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@remote pumice wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@fallen gull was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @fallen gull died.

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@brave shore felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tranquil wyvern fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @brave shore dried.

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@rapid radish was buried under an avalanche that @brave shore had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @rapid radish died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @rapid radish
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 6th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 7th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 8th place: @granite frigate
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

abstract thunder Jan 22, 2026, 11:38 AM

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bb!register