#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 99

gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 7:36 PM

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@small wind started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@gaunt dawn played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @gaunt dawn died.

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@raw moss and @mighty coyote set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw moss tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @raw moss died.

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@small wind tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @small wind died.

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Thanks to @mighty coyote's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @sweet fractal's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @mighty coyote died.

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@amber ermine was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @amber ermine died.

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@nova plover drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@carmine cairn invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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After partying all night, @peak yoke was shot by @subtle gorge in a swimming pool. @peak yoke died.

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@errant vine spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@tranquil wyvern started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@carmine cairn played Frisbee with @sweet fractal using a Light Disc, but @sweet fractal unfortunately didn't have five hands. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @nova plover's heart! @nova plover died.

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@tight niche took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@tranquil wyvern found some Diamond Ore. @errant vine quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@lime creek invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@lime creek was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @lime creek died.

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@errant vine started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @errant vine died.

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@subtle gorge tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@tight niche covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @subtle gorge. @subtle gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern gave a hug to @carmine cairn and almost choked them to death!

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The Wall of Flesh told @tranquil wyvern that there was something stuck in their teeth. @tranquil wyvern checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@tight niche's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 15, 2026, 7:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 7:40 PM

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gaunt dawn Jan 15, 2026, 7:41 PM

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fleet forum Jan 15, 2026, 7:43 PM

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lime creek Jan 15, 2026, 7:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 7:44 PM

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small wind Jan 15, 2026, 7:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 15, 2026, 7:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 7:49 PM

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nova plover Jan 15, 2026, 8:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 8:07 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 15, 2026, 8:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 8:10 PM

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tight niche Jan 15, 2026, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 8:29 PM

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brave shore Jan 15, 2026, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 8:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@fleet forum, @gaunt dawn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @small wind, @tranquil wyvern, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @brave shore, and @lime creek
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @fleet forum before they could say "Zoinks!" @fleet forum died.

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@tranquil wyvern was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@sweet fractal and @gaunt dawn played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @sweet fractal was the chicken. @gaunt dawn died.

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@lime creek opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@brave shore obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@small wind tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @small wind died.

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@sweet fractal rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@nova plover made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @nova plover died.

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@brave shore fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @brave shore died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @lime creek's. @lime creek died.

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@sweet fractal stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@tight niche beat @tranquil wyvern into a pulp with a stale baguette. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@raw moss threw a snowball at @tight niche. To counter this, @tight niche threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @small wind
100 points go to 9th place: @gaunt dawn
100 points go to 10th place: @fleet forum

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 15, 2026, 8:38 PM

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nova plover Jan 15, 2026, 8:39 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 15, 2026, 8:39 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 15, 2026, 8:44 PM

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fossil stag Jan 15, 2026, 8:50 PM

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small wind Jan 15, 2026, 8:50 PM

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fresh dawn Jan 15, 2026, 9:13 PM

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long vine Jan 15, 2026, 9:20 PM

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subtle gorge Jan 15, 2026, 9:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 9:24 PM

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errant vine Jan 15, 2026, 9:25 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 15, 2026, 9:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 9:26 PM

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tight niche Jan 15, 2026, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 9:30 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fossil stag, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @small wind, @long vine, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fossil stag pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @fossil stag died.

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@fresh dawn put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@fresh dawn died.

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@small wind put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @small wind died.

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@long vine made some Synonym Rolls for @tight niche and @carmine cairn. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@sweet fractal threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@long vine invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@errant vine ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@long vine was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @long vine died.

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@sweet fractal played rock-paper-scissors with @subtle gorge. @sweet fractal played paper. @subtle gorge played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @sweet fractal was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@errant vine became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @subtle gorge had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @errant vine's suffering. @errant vine died.

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@carmine cairn had a wholesome reunion with @raw moss, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@tight niche was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@subtle gorge hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@raw moss looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@tight niche fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @carmine cairn and @raw moss to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@subtle gorge's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @subtle gorge died.

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@carmine cairn came out of @raw moss's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@tight niche stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @tight niche's house down.

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@tight niche got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @tight niche, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@raw moss drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@carmine cairn got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@raw moss planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@raw moss was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @raw moss dried.

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@carmine cairn saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@carmine cairn read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@raw moss complained to @carmine cairn that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @small wind
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh dawn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

peak yoke Jan 15, 2026, 9:43 PM

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fallen gull Jan 15, 2026, 9:47 PM

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hearty oracle Jan 15, 2026, 9:48 PM

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raw moss Jan 15, 2026, 9:52 PM

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nova plover Jan 15, 2026, 10:01 PM

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small wind Jan 15, 2026, 10:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 10:04 PM

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modern plover Jan 15, 2026, 10:10 PM

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fresh dawn Jan 15, 2026, 10:14 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 15, 2026, 10:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 10:24 PM

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errant vine Jan 15, 2026, 10:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 10:25 PM

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idle pike Jan 15, 2026, 10:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 10:26 PM

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tight niche Jan 15, 2026, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 10:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @raw moss, @small wind, @peak yoke, @modern plover, @errant vine, @nova plover, @hearty oracle, @idle pike, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fresh dawn tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @fresh dawn died.

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@small wind was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @idle pike. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @small wind died.

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@hearty oracle finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @raw moss caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@errant vine was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@peak yoke was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@peak yoke's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @peak yoke died.

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@modern plover accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @modern plover died.

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@fallen gull's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @fallen gull responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@errant vine, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@nova plover tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @nova plover died.

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@hearty oracle tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @hearty oracle died.

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@fallen gull tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tight niche through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @fallen gull has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @fallen gull died.

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@carmine cairn watched @idle pike go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @idle pike was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@tight niche felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @errant vine took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@idle pike tried to destroy @raw moss by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@carmine cairn donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@errant vine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @errant vine's head. @errant vine died.

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@raw moss moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @raw moss died.

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@idle pike took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tight niche tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@tight niche threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tight niche told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 7th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Jan 15, 2026, 10:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 10:40 PM

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fossil stag Jan 15, 2026, 11:03 PM

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proud lava Jan 15, 2026, 11:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 11:09 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 15, 2026, 11:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 11:09 PM

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nova plover Jan 15, 2026, 11:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 11:13 PM

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brave shore Jan 15, 2026, 11:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 11:25 PM

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idle pike Jan 15, 2026, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 11:29 PM

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tight niche Jan 15, 2026, 11:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 11:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

peak yoke Jan 15, 2026, 11:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 15, 2026, 11:31 PM

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static trout Jan 15, 2026, 11:39 PM

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glacial totem Jan 15, 2026, 11:50 PM

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true wren Jan 15, 2026, 11:53 PM

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fallen gull Jan 16, 2026, 12:04 AM

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plush olive Jan 16, 2026, 12:21 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 16, 2026, 12:22 AM

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glossy juniper Jan 16, 2026, 12:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:23 AM

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livid shuttle Jan 16, 2026, 12:29 AM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @fossil stag, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @glossy juniper, @peak yoke, @proud lava, @true wren, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @plush olive, @idle pike, and @fallen gull
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@livid shuttle tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@tight niche tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@idle pike invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @fossil stag being mercilessly tickled by @glossy juniper.

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@fiery belfry made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @fiery belfry rich and famous.

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@nova plover tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@glacial totem was looking kind of dumb after @fallen gull's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@fossil stag was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @fossil stag died.

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@carmine cairn was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @carmine cairn died.

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@true wren took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@static trout entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@livid shuttle heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@tight niche tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tight niche decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @fiery belfry into fertilizer. @fiery belfry died.

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@glossy juniper tried to save @idle pike's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @glossy juniper died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @glossy juniper died.

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@raw moss recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @raw moss concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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All that glitters is not gold. @plush olive disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @peak yoke farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @peak yoke died.

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@true wren wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@proud lava went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @proud lava's canvas.

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The Wizard showed @fallen gull their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@proud lava tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @proud lava died.

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@brave shore started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@nova plover tried to use forbidden magic to erase @raw moss from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @raw moss die, so nothing actually happened.

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@true wren hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @true wren could pull it to shore.

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@idle pike found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @idle pike pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@true wren toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @true wren died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @plush olive is approaching @idle pike!

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@plush olive tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @plush olive's mind right in front of their face. @plush olive died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @livid shuttle, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @livid shuttle was too boring.

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@raw moss passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@fallen gull went AFK in their gel farm. @tight niche set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @fallen gull died.

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@nova plover trash talked @tight niche, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @nova plover suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @nova plover died.

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@idle pike snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@livid shuttle laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@livid shuttle started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@idle pike crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @idle pike's entire body.

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@tight niche distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@idle pike went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @plush olive
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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covert wedge Jan 16, 2026, 12:45 AM

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worn spoke Jan 16, 2026, 12:56 AM

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raw moss Jan 16, 2026, 1:01 AM

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nova plover Jan 16, 2026, 1:06 AM

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static trout Jan 16, 2026, 1:12 AM

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spring bluff Jan 16, 2026, 1:22 AM

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plush olive Jan 16, 2026, 1:24 AM

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long vine Jan 16, 2026, 1:29 AM

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tight niche Jan 16, 2026, 1:29 AM

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lost nova Jan 16, 2026, 1:29 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @glossy juniper, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @worn spoke, @lucid ledge, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, @covert wedge, @plush olive, @lost nova, and @spring bluff
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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 3:43 AM

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tight niche Jan 16, 2026, 3:59 AM

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covert wedge Jan 16, 2026, 4:02 AM

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nova plover Jan 16, 2026, 4:10 AM

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brave shore Jan 16, 2026, 4:18 AM

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half magnet Jan 16, 2026, 4:25 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 16, 2026, 4:29 AM

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idle pike Jan 16, 2026, 4:29 AM

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tawny wharf Jan 16, 2026, 4:30 AM

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wind flicker Jan 16, 2026, 4:33 AM

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lime creek Jan 16, 2026, 4:36 AM

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covert wedge Jan 16, 2026, 4:42 AM

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static trout Jan 16, 2026, 4:49 AM

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long vine Jan 16, 2026, 5:00 AM

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true wren Jan 16, 2026, 5:15 AM

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@tawny wharf befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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All that glitters is not gold. @covert wedge disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@brave shore was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@static trout was looking kind of dumb after @lime creek's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @static trout died.

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@long vine tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@wind flicker got snatched up by a Man Eater. @true wren got manhandled and eaten by a Snatcher. It's a shame that neither of them will get to appreciate the irony. @wind flicker and @true wren died.

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@half magnet was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@livid shuttle was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@nova plover realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @nova plover died.

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After partying all night, @idle pike was shot by @tight niche in a swimming pool. @idle pike died.

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@tight niche used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @tight niche died.

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@covert wedge summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @long vine felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@half magnet tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@livid shuttle used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @livid shuttle died.

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There are 7 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tawny wharf, @half magnet, @long vine, @covert wedge, @brave shore, and @lime creek
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@brave shore and @carmine cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@tawny wharf tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @tawny wharf. @tawny wharf died.

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@covert wedge warned @long vine not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @long vine trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@lime creek beat @half magnet into a pulp with a stale baguette. @half magnet died.

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@long vine walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@covert wedge accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @covert wedge died.

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@brave shore gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @lime creek, who was in the front row. @lime creek died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @carmine cairn spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@brave shore eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@carmine cairn spun around in a full circle and shot @brave shore with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @lime creek
150 points go to 4th place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @tawny wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @idle pike

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lime creek Jan 16, 2026, 5:38 AM

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small wind Jan 16, 2026, 5:46 AM

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long vine Jan 16, 2026, 5:48 AM

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plush olive Jan 16, 2026, 5:51 AM

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covert wedge Jan 16, 2026, 5:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 5:55 AM

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static trout Jan 16, 2026, 6:03 AM

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tight niche Jan 16, 2026, 6:28 AM

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amber ermine Jan 16, 2026, 6:29 AM

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glacial totem Jan 16, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 6:30 AM

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brave shore Jan 16, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 6:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @tight niche, @small wind, @long vine, @amber ermine, @covert wedge, @brave shore, @plush olive, and @lime creek
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@covert wedge lulled @glacial totem into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @static trout died.

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@small wind flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @small wind's face off with its bare hands. @small wind died.

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@brave shore constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@long vine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@covert wedge picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @covert wedge died.

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@plush olive took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @plush olive died.

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@brave shore started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@tight niche multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@lime creek crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @lime creek's entire body.

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@lime creek rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @lime creek died.

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@brave shore joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @lime creek
150 points go to 4th place: @plush olive
150 points go to 5th place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @small wind
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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plush olive Jan 16, 2026, 6:37 AM

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near mortar Jan 16, 2026, 6:47 AM

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small wind Jan 16, 2026, 7:01 AM

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glacial totem Jan 16, 2026, 7:12 AM

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brave shore Jan 16, 2026, 7:15 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 16, 2026, 7:22 AM

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rustic belfry Jan 16, 2026, 7:27 AM

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digital flame Jan 16, 2026, 7:29 AM

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brave shore Jan 16, 2026, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 7:30 AM

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tight niche Jan 16, 2026, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 7:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @tight niche, @digital flame, @small wind, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @plush olive, @near mortar, and @rustic belfry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@brave shore tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @brave shore didn't know that.

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@steel sentinel followed @small wind into the jungle. @steel sentinel started looking left, right and center for @small wind, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@glacial totem stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @near mortar with unnecessary advice.

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@livid shuttle, @plush olive, and @tight niche made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@small wind constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @brave shore by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @small wind's positioning was a bit off. @small wind died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @rustic belfry would soon die a gruesome death. @rustic belfry ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@plush olive finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@plush olive made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @plush olive died.

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@near mortar forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@livid shuttle and @rustic belfry attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@digital flame tried to steal @brave shore's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@digital flame tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @digital flame died.

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@rustic belfry carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @rustic belfry died.

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Low on health, @livid shuttle hid from @steel sentinel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @brave shore died.

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@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@steel sentinel tried to kill @tight niche, but failed to ask for consent.

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@tight niche couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@steel sentinel let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@tight niche asked @steel sentinel to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @rustic belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @plush olive
100 points go to 9th place: @small wind
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Jan 16, 2026, 8:01 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 16, 2026, 8:03 AM

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covert wedge Jan 16, 2026, 8:27 AM

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tight niche Jan 16, 2026, 8:30 AM

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fresh dawn Jan 16, 2026, 8:30 AM

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amber ermine Jan 16, 2026, 9:03 AM

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near mortar Jan 16, 2026, 9:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 9:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @fresh dawn, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @gusty girder, @steel sentinel, @covert wedge, @livid shuttle, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@tight niche tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @tight niche died.

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@fresh dawn was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @fresh dawn died.

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@near mortar wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @long vine into an apple. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @amber ermine died.

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@covert wedge somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@gusty girder got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @gusty girder, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @gusty girder died.

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@covert wedge smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @covert wedge died.

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@livid shuttle invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@steel sentinel shot @livid shuttle to death with a finger gun. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@steel sentinel used an Inferno Fork to eat. @near mortar thought they didn't notice, but @steel sentinel just really likes spicy food.

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@tranquil wyvern heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @steel sentinel, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@near mortar used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@steel sentinel used a Laser Drill to literally bore @near mortar to death. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @tranquil wyvern was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @near mortar
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty girder
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @fresh dawn
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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near mortar Jan 16, 2026, 9:57 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 16, 2026, 10:07 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 16, 2026, 10:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 10:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 10:30 AM

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turbid skiff Jan 16, 2026, 10:43 AM

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fringe meadow Jan 16, 2026, 10:43 AM

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lime creek Jan 16, 2026, 10:43 AM

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fierce ermine Jan 16, 2026, 10:43 AM

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true wren Jan 16, 2026, 11:03 AM

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near mortar Jan 16, 2026, 11:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 11:08 AM

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@near mortar, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 11:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@fringe meadow, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @fierce ermine, @true wren, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @lime creek, and @near mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@turbid skiff desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@fierce ermine slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @amber ermine's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@fringe meadow soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @fringe meadow dyed.

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@true wren felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@livid shuttle and @near mortar were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@fierce ermine playfully poked @turbid skiff and laughed. @turbid skiff playfully poked them back with a Ghastly Glaive. @fierce ermine died.

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@true wren damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@true wren ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @true wren died.

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@near mortar and @livid shuttle ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@steel sentinel will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@livid shuttle was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @near mortar died.

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@turbid skiff equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@fringe meadow started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @fringe meadow died.

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@steel sentinel tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@tranquil wyvern hosted a spelling bee! @steel sentinel had to spell "cat". @turbid skiff had to spell "rain". @lime creek had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@lime creek played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @lime creek died.

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@turbid skiff played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @turbid skiff died.

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@steel sentinel took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@steel sentinel shot @tranquil wyvern in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @fringe meadow
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fallen gull Jan 16, 2026, 11:46 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 16, 2026, 11:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 11:56 AM

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long vine Jan 16, 2026, 11:57 AM

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turbid skiff Jan 16, 2026, 12:04 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 16, 2026, 12:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:04 PM

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lime creek Jan 16, 2026, 12:27 PM

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livid mist Jan 16, 2026, 12:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:28 PM

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vague sequoia Jan 16, 2026, 12:28 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 16, 2026, 12:28 PM

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sturdy siren Jan 16, 2026, 12:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:28 PM

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granite root Jan 16, 2026, 12:28 PM

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fierce ermine Jan 16, 2026, 12:29 PM

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vestal dove Jan 16, 2026, 12:30 PM

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raw moss Jan 16, 2026, 12:30 PM

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brave shore Jan 16, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@vestal dove, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @livid mist, @vague sequoia, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @fierce ermine, @granite root, @steel sentinel, @turbid skiff, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, @sturdy siren, @lime creek, and @fallen gull
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern became convinced that @lime creek was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @lime creek, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@sturdy siren looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@vague sequoia chewed some gum. It made @vague sequoia feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @vague sequoia died.

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@brave shore and @granite root were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss to bite the dust. In response, @raw moss took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@long vine climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @long vine died.

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@vestal dove stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @vestal dove's ego received a small boost.

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@livid mist walked up to @livid shuttle and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @livid mist, that kills people! @livid shuttle died.

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@fierce ermine couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@turbid skiff climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@turbid skiff fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@sturdy siren realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @sturdy siren died.

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@fallen gull challenged @lime creek to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @lime creek's turn to win. @fallen gull died.

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@granite root had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@tranquil wyvern donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@vestal dove woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @brave shore found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @vestal dove with bug spray. @vestal dove died.

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@livid mist watched @fierce ermine go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @fierce ermine was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@carmine cairn used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@granite root tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @granite root died.

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@fierce ermine took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@lime creek woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@turbid skiff programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @turbid skiff died.

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@lime creek explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @lime creek died.

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@livid mist found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@livid mist started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @livid mist died.

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@brave shore shot @fierce ermine with a Water Gun. @fierce ermine shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@fierce ermine lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @fierce ermine died.

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@carmine cairn overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@tranquil wyvern got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@steel sentinel found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@steel sentinel went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @steel sentinel's canvas.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @raw moss sped up the process by stabbing @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@raw moss hid from @steel sentinel after @carmine cairn exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@carmine cairn sat on a wall. @carmine cairn had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @carmine cairn together again. @carmine cairn died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @steel sentinel's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@steel sentinel crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@raw moss aimed a Last Prism beam at @steel sentinel, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@raw moss decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @livid mist
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @granite root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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lime creek Jan 16, 2026, 12:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:41 PM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 16, 2026, 12:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:41 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 16, 2026, 12:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:46 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fierce ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sturdy sluice Jan 16, 2026, 12:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:48 PM

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small wind Jan 16, 2026, 12:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:52 PM

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granite root Jan 16, 2026, 12:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 12:57 PM

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vague sequoia Jan 16, 2026, 1:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 1:06 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 16, 2026, 1:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 1:06 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 16, 2026, 1:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 1:17 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 16, 2026, 1:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 1:20 PM

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plush olive Jan 16, 2026, 1:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 1:20 PM

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true wren Jan 16, 2026, 1:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 16, 2026, 1:23 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sturdy sluice, @raw moss, @small wind, @vague sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @fierce ermine, @granite root, @true wren, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @plush olive, and @lime creek
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@sturdy sluice squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@steel sentinel activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@plush olive tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@granite root 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @sturdy sluice to death. @sturdy sluice died.

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@raw moss shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @raw moss died.

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@fierce ermine took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @true wren's Rod of Discord.

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@tranquil wyvern won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@small wind was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @small wind died.

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@livid shuttle practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @vague sequoia's. @vague sequoia died.

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@lime creek started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@livid shuttle didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @amber ermine's. @amber ermine died.

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@fierce ermine went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @fierce ermine died.

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@granite root was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @granite root died.

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@steel sentinel watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@carmine cairn found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@carmine cairn drew swords on the ground. @livid shuttle started stomping all over them. Furious, @carmine cairn picked one up and stabbed @livid shuttle with it.. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@plush olive got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @plush olive died.

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@steel sentinel and @lime creek got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@true wren was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @true wren lived.

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@steel sentinel zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@lime creek accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @lime creek died.

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@steel sentinel tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@true wren dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @true wren died.

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@carmine cairn took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @true wren
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @plush olive
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @granite root
100 points go to 9th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @small wind, @hushed tide, @vague sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @exotic fable, @lucid ledge, @steel sentinel, @true wren, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
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@livid shuttle was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@raw moss thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @raw moss died.

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@small wind fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @small wind died.

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@nova plover tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @hushed tide's head instead. @hushed tide died.

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@lucid ledge pointed a wooden wand at @tranquil wyvern and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@vague sequoia was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @vague sequoia died.

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@exotic fable tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@exotic fable picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @exotic fable died.

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@lucid ledge got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @lucid ledge died.

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@livid shuttle did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @true wren, who happened to be watching. @true wren died.

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@nova plover boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@lime creek threw @nova plover in the washing machine and turned it on. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @livid shuttle died.

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@lime creek and @steel sentinel were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @lime creek played solitaire. @steel sentinel stood behind them and watched.

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@tranquil wyvern got quantum-entangled with @lime creek, and used this opportunity to force @lime creek to pick their own nose.

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@carmine cairn gave a hug to @steel sentinel and almost choked them to death!

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@lime creek wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @tranquil wyvern accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@steel sentinel tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic fable
100 points go to 10th place: @vague sequoia

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @small wind, @hushed tide, @vague sequoia, @true pine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @lucid ledge, @severe fable, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
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@jolly swift was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @lucid ledge's Star Cannon. @jolly swift died.

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@small wind ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @small wind died.

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@hushed tide decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @hushed tide died.

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@vague sequoia made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @vague sequoia died.

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@true pine carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @true pine died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @amber ermine started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @tranquil wyvern took out their actual shotgun. @amber ermine died.

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@blissful goblet tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @blissful goblet keeled over from a heart attack. @blissful goblet died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @lucid ledge's eye sockets. @lucid ledge died.

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@nova plover cut through @severe fable with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @severe fable died.

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@nova plover put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tranquil wyvern for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @carmine cairn furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@lime creek contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @lime creek died.

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@livid shuttle buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@tranquil wyvern was ordered by @raw moss to sing a song or be killed. @tranquil wyvern tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @carmine cairn - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @carmine cairn then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@livid shuttle trapped @carmine cairn in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @carmine cairn managed to escape regardless.

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@livid shuttle fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@carmine cairn decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @lucid ledge
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @small wind, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @lucid ledge, @errant vine, @severe fable, @covert wedge, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, and @lime creek
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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@lucid ledge swung a Chlorophyte Saber at @jolly swift, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@jolly swift was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @jolly swift died.

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@livid shuttle donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@small wind was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @small wind died.

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@amber ermine hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @amber ermine died.

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@lucid ledge decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @lucid ledge died.

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@severe fable went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @severe fable's fault.

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@covert wedge dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @lime creek diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@errant vine wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @livid shuttle, @severe fable, @errant vine, @tranquil wyvern, and @lime creek decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @severe fable. @severe fable died.

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@covert wedge put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@nova plover was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@covert wedge found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@covert wedge was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @covert wedge died.

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@errant vine brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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A strange device attached itself to @nova plover's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @nova plover died.

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@lime creek tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @lime creek died.

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@errant vine tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @errant vine died.

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@livid shuttle was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @raw moss died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tight niche saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @carmine cairn stabbed them in the back. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 10th place: @severe fable

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @fresh dawn, @subtle gorge, @small wind, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @nova plover, and @livid shuttle
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@livid shuttle and @static trout were having a nice picnic on the beach when @subtle gorge stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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While exploring the Jungle, @static trout needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @static trout. @static trout died.

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@small wind literally impeached @fresh dawn by squashing them under a giant peach. @fresh dawn died.

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@amber ermine found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@small wind spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @small wind died.

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@carmine cairn took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @nova plover and @amber ermine ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@tranquil wyvern captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@livid shuttle drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@subtle gorge fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@amber ermine is hvinga stroker n. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@subtle gorge walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@tranquil wyvern played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@nova plover adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@tight niche tried to high-five @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@subtle gorge wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@nova plover managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@livid shuttle and @subtle gorge relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@livid shuttle used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@carmine cairn and @nova plover found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@nova plover angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @nova plover died.

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@subtle gorge was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @subtle gorge died.

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@tight niche drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@tight niche chased @tranquil wyvern with their The Horseman's Blade. @tranquil wyvern tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @tight niche. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Influx Waver.

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@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@tight niche emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @small wind
100 points go to 9th place: @fresh dawn
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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viscid orchid Jan 16, 2026, 6:15 PM

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ember fern Jan 16, 2026, 6:28 PM

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tight niche Jan 16, 2026, 6:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 16, 2026, 6:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @ember fern, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @lucid ledge, @viscid orchid, @nova plover, and @lime creek
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@static trout used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @static trout died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @carmine cairn randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@lime creek and @amber ermine fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @lime creek won by breaking @amber ermine's spine. @amber ermine died.

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@lucid ledge went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @lucid ledge died.

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@raw moss somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @raw moss's chests for the rest of its life.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@viscid orchid forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @viscid orchid died.