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There are 14 players remaining.
@lavish sierra, @chrome mason, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @glossy juniper, @hushed tide, @tranquil wyvern, @cosmic pecan, @brave moon, @errant vine, @fierce ermine, and @nova plover
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@nova plover built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.
@brave moon and @chrome mason were about to face off, but @brave moon had to run off to the restroom first.
@static trout overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."
@static trout tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @static trout died.
@hushed tide stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @hushed tide died.
@cosmic pecan got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @cosmic pecan died.
@carmine cairn returned to their house, only to find that @tranquil wyvern had built walls around it and filled it with honey.
@brave moon became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @brave moon died.
@errant vine invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.
@nova plover looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @nova plover died.
The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @fierce ermine. @fierce ermine died.
@chrome mason turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @chrome mason died.
@glossy juniper had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @glossy juniper's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @glossy juniper died.
@lavish sierra asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @lavish sierra died.
@errant vine donated all of their organs to those in need. @errant vine died.
@tranquil wyvern heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @carmine cairn, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.
@tranquil wyvern kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tranquil wyvern red. @tranquil wyvern died.
@raw moss and @tight niche were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.
@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.
@tight niche saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tight niche died.
@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.
@raw moss made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 6th place: @lavish sierra
100 points go to 7th place: @glossy juniper
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome mason
100 points go to 9th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 12 players remaining.
@chrome mason, @radiant sleet, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @glossy juniper, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @nova plover, @fallen gull, and @deep gulch
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Poor @raw moss. @raw moss keeps getting pinged over and over again. @raw moss is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @raw moss. @raw moss. @raw moss.
@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.
@carmine cairn started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @carmine cairn died.
@deep gulch started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.
@amber ermine hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @amber ermine died.
@radiant sleet got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.
@peak yoke told @chrome mason that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @chrome mason took those words literally and peeled @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.
@tranquil wyvern performed an interpretive dance for @fallen gull and @glossy juniper as a way to gain their trust and friendship.
@nova plover will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.
@radiant sleet realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.
@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.
@nova plover thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @nova plover died.
@deep gulch traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.
@fallen gull accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @fallen gull died.
@chrome mason built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.
@raw moss tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.
@deep gulch went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @deep gulch died.
@glossy juniper merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.
@radiant sleet crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them, not knowing that @radiant sleet was just a completionist.
@chrome mason woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @chrome mason died.
@glossy juniper "borrowed" @tight niche's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @tight niche's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @glossy juniper could return it.
@radiant sleet did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @radiant sleet died.
@tranquil wyvern tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!
@glossy juniper drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.
@glossy juniper was stalking @tight niche's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @glossy juniper died.
@raw moss was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!
@tight niche gazed at clouds with @tranquil wyvern. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.
After an intense fight, @raw moss was beaten by @tranquil wyvern in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tranquil wyvern told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.
@tranquil wyvern was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @tranquil wyvern died.
@tight niche forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy juniper
150 points go to 5th place: @radiant sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome mason
100 points go to 7th place: @deep gulch
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke
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There are 15 players remaining.
@chrome mason, @radiant sleet, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @hasty carbon, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @glossy juniper, @peak yoke, @proud lava, @nova plover, @covert wedge, @fallen gull, and @deep gulch
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@covert wedge handed @chrome mason a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @chrome mason died.
@proud lava explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.
@nova plover sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.
@static trout walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @static trout died.
@glossy juniper claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.
@carmine cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.
@hasty carbon hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @hasty carbon died.
@fallen gull invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.
@deep gulch took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.
@raw moss couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.
@fresh dawn used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @fresh dawn died.
@tight niche tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.
@peak yoke dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @peak yoke died.
@proud lava found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.
@carmine cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.
@tight niche drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.
@glossy juniper drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.
@proud lava couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @proud lava died.
@covert wedge found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @covert wedge was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.
@fallen gull picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.
@nova plover tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".
@raw moss mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".
@covert wedge was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.
@glossy juniper created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @glossy juniper's artistic genius.
@nova plover tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @nova plover died.
@raw moss tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.
@tight niche verbally roasted @covert wedge so hard that they burst into flames. @covert wedge died.
@fallen gull was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @fallen gull died.
@tight niche killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.
@carmine cairn told @glossy juniper a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.
@deep gulch escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.
@radiant sleet found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.
@raw moss made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.
@glossy juniper was briefly jumpscared by @radiant sleet wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.
@tight niche hid an actuator in @deep gulch's lunch. Later that day, @deep gulch stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @deep gulch died.
@raw moss tried to kill @tight niche with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.
@glossy juniper was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @glossy juniper died.
@carmine cairn wondered what Obama's last name is.
@radiant sleet fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.
@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.
@raw moss swung a Chlorophyte Claymore at @tight niche, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.
@radiant sleet was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @radiant sleet died.
@tight niche tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @tight niche died.
@raw moss started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @carmine cairn forced them to put in some more effort.
@raw moss decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @radiant sleet
150 points go to 5th place: @glossy juniper
150 points go to 6th place: @deep gulch
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @radiant sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fresh dawn, @glossy juniper, @long vine, @peak yoke, @nova plover, and @deep gulch
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@radiant sleet met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @radiant sleet ended up completely fine.
@fresh dawn tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @fresh dawn died.
@deep gulch had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.
@glossy juniper dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @glossy juniper died.
@peak yoke tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @peak yoke died.
@long vine and @nova plover were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @long vine suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @nova plover turned around to look. @nova plover died.
@tight niche flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @deep gulch when the world was flipped.
@deep gulch activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @deep gulch died.
@radiant sleet accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @radiant sleet died.
@raw moss and @long vine strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @raw moss suggested using cover against them. @long vine recommended squirting them with lemon juice.
@long vine was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @long vine died.
@tight niche told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @raw moss and @carmine cairn.
@tight niche found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!
@raw moss refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.
@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @raw moss tattled on them.
@tight niche replaced @raw moss's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?
@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.
@carmine cairn used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @radiant sleet
150 points go to 6th place: @deep gulch
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @glossy juniper
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh dawn
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The fighting has stopped!
There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @worthy socket, @tight niche, @raw moss, @next hemlock, @desert python, @glossy juniper, @hushed tide, @long vine, @half magnet, @peak yoke, @exotic saddle, @covert wedge, @livid shuttle, @fallen gull, and @deep gulch
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@glossy juniper spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.
Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @peak yoke was the bartender, @fallen gull was the DJ, and @static trout was the pinata. @static trout died.
@raw moss found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @worthy socket died.
@half magnet summoned the Old One's Army while @hushed tide was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @hushed tide died.
@livid shuttle started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.
@carmine cairn tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.
@exotic saddle got quantum-entangled with @desert python, and used this opportunity to force @desert python to pick their own nose.
@peak yoke was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @peak yoke died.
@covert wedge was cornered by @next hemlock, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.
@next hemlock tried to set up a campfire, but @desert python drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.
@glossy juniper wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.
After @exotic saddle went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @exotic saddle died.
@covert wedge fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @covert wedge died.
@livid shuttle was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @fallen gull tried putting @livid shuttle back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @livid shuttle died.
@carmine cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @carmine cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.
@deep gulch watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.
@tight niche paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.
@long vine told @raw moss that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @raw moss vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.
@raw moss comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.
@half magnet was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.
@tight niche did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @glossy juniper, who happened to be passing by.
@fallen gull built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @fallen gull died.
@desert python walked into a bar. @deep gulch laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.
@deep gulch stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @deep gulch died.
@next hemlock was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.
@glossy juniper accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @glossy juniper died.
@half magnet triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @half magnet died.
@next hemlock was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.
@long vine got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.
@desert python started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @desert python decided that they were done with mining for the day.
@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.
@desert python tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @desert python died.
@long vine found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.
@raw moss jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.
@carmine cairn watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.
@next hemlock looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.
@tight niche tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!
@long vine modified @next hemlock's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @next hemlock was never seen again. @next hemlock died.
@long vine summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @long vine died.
@raw moss sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn promised @tight niche that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @desert python
100 points go to 7th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 8th place: @glossy juniper
100 points go to 9th place: @deep gulch
100 points go to 10th place: @fallen gull
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@glossy juniper went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.
@static trout drank sand for 10 hours. @static trout died.
@hushed tide found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.
@wintry sierra declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @wintry sierra's takeover went entirely unchallenged.
@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.
@wintry sierra put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @wintry sierra died.
@hushed tide rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @hushed tide died.
@long vine tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @long vine. @long vine died.
@livid shuttle sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @livid shuttle died.
@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.
@fallen gull tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @fallen gull died.
@near mortar decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @near mortar died.
@half magnet built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @half magnet died.
@raw moss ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.
@tranquil wyvern was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @tranquil wyvern died.
@glossy juniper used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @glossy juniper died.
@raw moss tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tight niche's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.
@raw moss looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.
@carmine cairn had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!
@tight niche's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tight niche sobbed while holding its lifeless body.
@tight niche accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @tight niche died.
@carmine cairn trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.
@raw moss found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.
@carmine cairn tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.
@raw moss drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy juniper
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine
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@languid lotus decisively vanquished @wide ingot through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @wide ingot died.
@brave shore begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.
@raw moss wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".
@livid shuttle became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.
@long vine was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @long vine died.
@languid lotus tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @languid lotus died.
@potent talon was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.
@livid shuttle struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.
@near mortar was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @near mortar suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!
@potent talon joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.
@true wren tried to attack @half magnet by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @true wren died.
@raw moss shot their Uzi to the left of @potent talon just to scare them. @potent talon heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @potent talon died.
@livid shuttle sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @livid shuttle died.
@half magnet felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.
@half magnet was infected by a zombie virus. @half magnet died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.
After @near mortar drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @near mortar died.
Celestial creatures started invading! @brave shore knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.
@raw moss found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.
@half magnet was in the middle of taking a shower when @brave shore took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @half magnet died.
@brave shore began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.
@brave shore found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @brave shore died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @half magnet
150 points go to 4th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @languid lotus
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @wide ingot
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@static trout thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @static trout died.
@livid shuttle became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.
@near mortar made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.
@covert wedge threw @half magnet in the washing machine and turned it on. @half magnet died.
@raw moss broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.
@long vine thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.
@long vine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @long vine died.
@oak temple walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.
@carmine cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.
@covert wedge woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @hearty oracle found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @covert wedge with bug spray. @covert wedge died.
Tired of eating plain toast, @raw moss started trying to extract butter from butterflies.
@brave shore and @gaunt dawn built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.
@oak temple tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.
@near mortar released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @near mortar, but it was very satisfying.
@glossy juniper fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @errant vine, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.
@hearty oracle was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @hearty oracle died.
@livid shuttle combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.
@near mortar used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @near mortar died.
@glossy juniper tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.
@glossy juniper started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @glossy juniper died.
@gaunt dawn realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @gaunt dawn died.
@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.
@oak temple tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Sickle instead of a Bug Net.
@errant vine drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @brave shore mopped @errant vine up with a tissue. @errant vine died.
@brave shore tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."
After years of research, @oak temple found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @oak temple died.
@raw moss and @livid shuttle fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @raw moss won by breaking @livid shuttle's spine. @livid shuttle died.
@raw moss obscured @brave shore's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @brave shore escaped by using a GPS for guidance.
@brave shore was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @brave shore died.
@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.
@raw moss used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
@raw moss decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.
@raw moss thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @errant vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gaunt dawn
100 points go to 8th place: @glossy juniper
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @hearty oracle
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@raw moss threatened @fresh dawn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @fresh dawn informed @raw moss as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @raw moss died.
@blissful goblet underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.
@covert wedge took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @twilit holly and @rustic belfry ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.
@fresh dawn was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @fresh dawn into the freezing cold water. @fresh dawn died.
@molten dock dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @brave shore, but @brave shore simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @molten dock died.
@amber ermine started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @long vine and @brave shore.
@covert wedge found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.
@twilit holly buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.
@long vine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @long vine died.
@amber ermine played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.
@twilit holly opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @twilit holly's neck. @twilit holly died.
@blissful goblet jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @blissful goblet died.
@brave shore fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.
Using some fast flying maneuvers, @gusty girder managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.
@covert wedge worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.
@rustic belfry spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.
@gusty girder tried to explain to @covert wedge that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @covert wedge countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @gusty girder died.
@brave shore was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.
@rustic belfry hid from @covert wedge after @brave shore exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.
@covert wedge made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.
@covert wedge ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @covert wedge said "thanks, you too." @covert wedge died.
@rustic belfry's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Fetid Baghnakhs was nice and clean, but their Shadowflame Bow's string broke, and their Sapphire Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.
@rustic belfry took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @rustic belfry died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @brave shore!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @rustic belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty girder
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @twilit holly
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @molten dock
100 points go to 10th place: @fresh dawn
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@long vine was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!
Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @amber ermine tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.
@silk forge found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!
@fallen gull wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.
@steel sentinel purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @steel sentinel ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.
@oak temple and @brave shore ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.
@tight niche wished for the ability to fly. @blissful goblet granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @tight niche died.
There once was a @silk forge who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @silk forge's insides, and all the animals were freed. @silk forge died.
@tranquil wyvern wrote @long vine's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @long vine died.
@amber ermine's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @amber ermine to notice them. @amber ermine died.
@oak temple found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.
While exploring a swamp, @livid shuttle caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.
@blissful goblet tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.
@fallen gull had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Paintball Gun. Obviously, this failed.
@brave shore was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @brave shore let them be.
@blissful goblet stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @blissful goblet died.
@fallen gull's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @livid shuttle and @oak temple's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @fallen gull died.
@raw moss put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.
@tranquil wyvern tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @brave shore in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.
@oak temple accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @oak temple died. @oak temple died. @oak temple died. @oak temple died.
@livid shuttle fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @livid shuttle died.
@brave shore joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @brave shore died.
@raw moss was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine
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@jolly swift, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @remote pumice, @twilit holly, @peak yoke, @steel sentinel, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, @fallen gull, and @near mortar
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@remote pumice wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @long vine killed them. @long vine died.
@livid shuttle accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @livid shuttle was forgiven.
@near mortar had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.
@tranquil wyvern finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.
@jolly swift recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.
@steel sentinel practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".
@twilit holly got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @twilit holly died.
@raw moss ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.
@peak yoke went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @fallen gull and @tranquil wyvern summoned the Impending Doom. @peak yoke died.
@steel sentinel and @raw moss huddled around @near mortar to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @near mortar's neck, making them very uncomfortable.
@nova plover and @livid shuttle were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @nova plover, but left @livid shuttle alone because they smelled funny. @nova plover died.
@livid shuttle didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @livid shuttle died.
@fallen gull tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @fallen gull died.
@near mortar suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.
@near mortar stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @near mortar died.
@remote pumice pranked @steel sentinel by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.
@tranquil wyvern made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @tranquil wyvern died.
@raw moss dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @remote pumice diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.
An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @remote pumice's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @remote pumice died.
@steel sentinel found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.
@jolly swift went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.
@raw moss started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.
Someone let the dogs out! @jolly swift tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @jolly swift died.
@steel sentinel summoned a solar eclipse while @raw moss was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke
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@raw moss sacrificed @long vine by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @long vine died.
@ebon matrix threw a Stink Potion at @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel threw a Toxic Flask right back. @ebon matrix died.
@viscid orchid thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @viscid orchid died.
@nova plover forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @nova plover died.
@fiery belfry offered to add a gold trim to @glossy juniper's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.
@fiery belfry's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @fiery belfry died.
@glossy juniper neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @glossy juniper died.
Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @tranquil wyvern's eye sockets. @tranquil wyvern died.
@steel sentinel was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?
@carmine cairn dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @raw moss fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!
@steel sentinel accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi
@steel sentinel was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @raw moss. @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @steel sentinel was watching. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @glossy juniper
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine
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@fossil stag, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @median junco, @tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, @twilit holly, @steel sentinel, @timid furnace, @crimson forge, @viscid orchid, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, and @covert wedge
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@fossil stag was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @fossil stag died.
@median junco started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."
@steel sentinel took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.
@median junco was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @median junco died.
@tight niche tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.
@carmine cairn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.
@covert wedge attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".
A mysterious stranger gave @remote pumice a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @livid shuttle with it. However, @remote pumice clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @remote pumice died.
@twilit holly was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @twilit holly died.
@timid furnace declared war on emus. The emus won. @timid furnace died.
@crimson forge found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @crimson forge died.
@tranquil wyvern got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.
@steel sentinel lured @viscid orchid into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @viscid orchid's dust allergy! @viscid orchid died.
@nova plover began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.
@tranquil wyvern shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.
@raw moss considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.
@covert wedge didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @nova plover's. @nova plover died.
@tight niche drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @livid shuttle was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.
@tranquil wyvern used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.
@carmine cairn started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.
@raw moss tricked @covert wedge into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @covert wedge died.
@raw moss started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.
@tight niche poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.
@carmine cairn tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.
While examining a strange emblem, @tranquil wyvern accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @tranquil wyvern died.
@livid shuttle thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.
@tight niche tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @tight niche died.
@livid shuttle made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!
@steel sentinel was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.
@raw moss crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.
@livid shuttle found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @steel sentinel, who silenced @livid shuttle by filling their hiding place with water. @livid shuttle died.
@raw moss wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @raw moss is now goo. @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.
@carmine cairn invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.
@carmine cairn made some scary noises in the dark. @steel sentinel sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson forge
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@fleet forum jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @fleet forum died.
@steel sentinel tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.
@timid furnace tried to attack @livid shuttle with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.
@raw moss tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.
@small wind spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @small wind died.
@tight niche made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.
@nova plover was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.
@blissful goblet clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @blissful goblet died.
Congratulations, @timid furnace! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @timid furnace died.
@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.
@nova plover aimed a spinning toy at @steel sentinel, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.
@livid shuttle and @tight niche swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.
@raw moss trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.
@livid shuttle heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @livid shuttle died.
@nova plover wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.
The Nurse told @nova plover they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @nova plover died.
@tranquil wyvern was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.
@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.
@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.
@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.
@carmine cairn bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tight niche for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @carmine cairn furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.
@steel sentinel started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.
Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tranquil wyvern wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.
@tranquil wyvern had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tranquil wyvern wasn't a pie. @tranquil wyvern died.
@raw moss asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.
@carmine cairn took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.
@tight niche started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".
@steel sentinel learned all of @carmine cairn's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.
@tight niche started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.
@tight niche gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tight niche died.
@steel sentinel was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.
@raw moss ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.
@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.
@raw moss trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".
@steel sentinel played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.
@carmine cairn tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.
@steel sentinel tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @raw moss, but they were in broad daylight.
@raw moss tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @raw moss died.
A pretty fairy led @carmine cairn to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @timid furnace
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @small wind
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@eager coyote made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @eager coyote died.
@small wind couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.
@ionic hawk started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.
@errant vine put two forward slashes in front of @static trout and commented them out of existence. @static trout died.
@viscid orchid was arrested for killing @raw moss with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @raw moss died.
@fresh dawn accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @fresh dawn died.
@carmine cairn relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.
@small wind swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @small wind died.
If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tight niche thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.
@analog vale didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @peak yoke, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @peak yoke died.
@errant vine fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.
@viscid orchid had the high ground, but @steel sentinel just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @viscid orchid toppling to their doom. @viscid orchid died.
@lime creek was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.
@carmine cairn and @tight niche played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.
@nova plover chewed some gum. It made @nova plover feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @nova plover died.
@lime creek was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @lime creek died.
@analog vale tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.
@steel sentinel decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!
@jolly swift joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.
@analog vale tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.
@analog vale was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @analog vale died.
@jolly swift tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @jolly swift died.
In a bizarre turn of events, @tranquil wyvern was flattened by a road roller. @tranquil wyvern died.
@ionic hawk fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @ionic hawk died.
@errant vine was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @errant vine died.
@carmine cairn thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.
@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @tight niche, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @tight niche died.
@steel sentinel sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.
@carmine cairn tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.
@steel sentinel found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.
@carmine cairn saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @errant vine
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @analog vale
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover
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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @fleet forum, @gaunt dawn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @subtle gorge, @small wind, @tranquil wyvern, @mighty coyote, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @errant vine, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, and @lime creek
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Santa Claus asked @amber ermine what they wanted for Christmas. @amber ermine replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.
@errant vine went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @errant vine decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.
@gaunt dawn climbed a tree without using their arms.
@peak yoke threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @peak yoke unlocked the power of flight!
@tight niche spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.
@static trout learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @static trout died.
@subtle gorge tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.
@carmine cairn used an Inferno Fork to eat. @fleet forum thought they didn't notice, but @carmine cairn just really likes spicy food.
@lime creek built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.
@fleet forum sat on a wall. @fleet forum had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @fleet forum together again. @fleet forum died.