#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 95

tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 3:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @lost sleet, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @uncut lily, @nova plover, and @hearty oracle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@lost sleet damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@jolly swift invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @jolly swift died.

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@nova plover started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@uncut lily saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @uncut lily died.

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@carmine cairn and @hearty oracle were having a nice picnic on the beach when @tight niche stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@hearty oracle and @steel sentinel got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@lost sleet crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@carmine cairn flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @raw moss when the world was flipped.

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@tight niche soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @tight niche dyed.

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@tranquil wyvern used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @tranquil wyvern then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@nova plover spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tight niche warned @carmine cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @carmine cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@nova plover somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @nova plover died.

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@hearty oracle made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@hearty oracle tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @hearty oracle died.

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@lost sleet was buried under an avalanche that @tranquil wyvern had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @lost sleet died.

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@tranquil wyvern swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@raw moss mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@carmine cairn tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @carmine cairn then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@steel sentinel found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lost sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @uncut lily
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Jan 11, 2026, 3:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:44 PM

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jolly swift Jan 11, 2026, 3:50 PM

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lost sleet Jan 11, 2026, 3:51 PM

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uncut lily Jan 11, 2026, 3:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 11, 2026, 3:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:56 PM

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raw moss Jan 11, 2026, 3:59 PM

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hearty oracle Jan 11, 2026, 4:05 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 11, 2026, 4:06 PM

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sly thunder Jan 11, 2026, 4:10 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 4:19 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 11, 2026, 4:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 4:23 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @lost sleet, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @sly thunder, @uncut lily, @formal badge, and @hearty oracle
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@blissful goblet was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @blissful goblet died.

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@uncut lily was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @uncut lily died.

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@jolly swift watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@lost sleet had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@formal badge went AFK in their gel farm. @hearty oracle set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @formal badge died.

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@hearty oracle played rock-paper-scissors with @raw moss. @hearty oracle played paper. @raw moss played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @hearty oracle was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @hearty oracle died.

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@steel sentinel started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tranquil wyvern placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Chain Gun.

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@jolly swift broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@lost sleet angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @lost sleet died.

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@tranquil wyvern encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@raw moss pranked @jolly swift by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@carmine cairn literally gaslighted @sly thunder by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @sly thunder died.

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@steel sentinel swung a Mandible Blade at @raw moss, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@jolly swift started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@steel sentinel learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @steel sentinel died.

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@jolly swift drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @carmine cairn caught them in time.

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@carmine cairn silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @raw moss's back, which then integrated itself into @raw moss's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@carmine cairn tried to set up a campfire, but @raw moss drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@raw moss touched @carmine cairn's gun without permission. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @sly thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @lost sleet
100 points go to 8th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @uncut lily

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Jan 11, 2026, 4:42 PM

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raw moss Jan 11, 2026, 4:42 PM

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jolly swift Jan 11, 2026, 4:43 PM

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formal badge Jan 11, 2026, 4:46 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 11, 2026, 5:01 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 11, 2026, 5:07 PM

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eager coyote Jan 11, 2026, 5:14 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 5:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 5:20 PM

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stable scarab Jan 11, 2026, 5:27 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

sly thunder Jan 11, 2026, 5:45 PM

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static trout Jan 11, 2026, 6:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 6:30 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @jolly swift, @static trout, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @sly thunder, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@blissful goblet tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@formal badge developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@stable scarab equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @stable scarab died.

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After @eager coyote went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @eager coyote died.

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@static trout couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Blue Phaseblade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @static trout's heart and brain. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @peak yoke died.

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@blissful goblet walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @blissful goblet died.

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@sly thunder found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @sly thunder died.

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@formal badge wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @formal badge died.

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@steel sentinel somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@jolly swift neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@carmine cairn fed @steel sentinel several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@steel sentinel summoned the Old One's Army while @carmine cairn was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @sly thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @eager coyote

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Jan 11, 2026, 6:47 PM

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peak yoke Jan 11, 2026, 6:51 PM

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eager coyote Jan 11, 2026, 6:53 PM

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raw moss Jan 11, 2026, 6:57 PM

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warped glen Jan 11, 2026, 6:59 PM

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nova plover Jan 11, 2026, 7:01 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 11, 2026, 7:02 PM

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stone fossil Jan 11, 2026, 7:16 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 7:25 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

stable scarab Jan 11, 2026, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 7:30 PM

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amber ermine Jan 11, 2026, 7:46 PM

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warped glen Jan 11, 2026, 8:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 8:05 PM

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formal badge Jan 11, 2026, 8:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 8:09 PM

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lavish sierra Jan 11, 2026, 8:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 8:11 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 11, 2026, 8:23 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@lavish sierra, @stable scarab, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @stone fossil, @raw moss, @warped glen, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @formal badge, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@lavish sierra stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @lavish sierra died.

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@sweet fractal decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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While @stable scarab looked inside a Corruption chasm, @warped glen pranked them by pushing them inside. @stable scarab died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @stone fossil excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@steel sentinel drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @peak yoke appeared instead.

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@raw moss declared war against @formal badge because they didn't like something @formal badge said in their AMA.

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@eager coyote started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @eager coyote died.

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@carmine cairn's skeleton decided that @carmine cairn wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @carmine cairn died.

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@peak yoke traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@tranquil wyvern tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@stone fossil tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @stone fossil died.

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@amber ermine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @amber ermine died.

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@sweet fractal played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@warped glen consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@raw moss found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@formal badge invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@peak yoke clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @steel sentinel died.

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@sweet fractal put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @formal badge also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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Congratulations, @formal badge! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried hacking into @warped glen's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @warped glen's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@nova plover was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @nova plover died.

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@warped glen blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @warped glen died.

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@tranquil wyvern learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@raw moss tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @warped glen
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @stone fossil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 11, 2026, 8:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 8:39 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 11, 2026, 8:41 PM

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nova plover Jan 11, 2026, 8:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 8:41 PM

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static trout Jan 11, 2026, 8:45 PM

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silent shore Jan 11, 2026, 8:46 PM

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peak yoke Jan 11, 2026, 9:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 9:01 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 9:25 PM

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limpid glacier Jan 11, 2026, 9:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 9:25 PM

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tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 9:29 PM

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amber ermine Jan 11, 2026, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 9:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @silent shore, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, and @limpid glacier
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@sweet fractal found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@carmine cairn recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @carmine cairn concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@static trout was eaten by a tree. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@nova plover was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@tight niche built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@raw moss went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @raw moss died.

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@silent shore and @limpid glacier got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@silent shore equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @nova plover chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @silent shore's shattered corpse. @silent shore died.

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@amber ermine donated all of their organs to those in need. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @peak yoke died.

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There once was a @sweet fractal who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @sweet fractal's insides, and all the animals were freed. @sweet fractal died.

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@limpid glacier wanted to start a band, and recruited @tight niche as their keyboard player. @tight niche showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@carmine cairn found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@nova plover fired their bow at @tight niche, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @nova plover gave up.

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@nova plover carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @nova plover died.

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@limpid glacier opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @limpid glacier's neck. @limpid glacier died.

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@tight niche used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @limpid glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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There are 10 players remaining.
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After opening a present, @trail belfry discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@glacial totem took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@peak yoke just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@proud lava found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @limpid glacier begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@limpid glacier spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@limpid glacier’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@limpid glacier went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@tight niche got tired of @static trout trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @static trout at a Sawmill. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @peak yoke died.

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@proud lava and @viral cape played catch with a Paladin. @proud lava accidentally fumbled a catch. @proud lava died.

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@trail belfry thought that @limpid glacier was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@nova plover pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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The Demolitionist told @limpid glacier that it was a good day to die. @limpid glacier thought so too. @limpid glacier died.

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@trail belfry fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @trail belfry died.

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@tight niche used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@viral cape was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @viral cape died.

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@carmine cairn is hvinga stroker n. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @viral cape
150 points go to 4th place: @trail belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @limpid glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @mighty coyote, @blissful goblet, @peak yoke, @hardy patio, @nova plover, @limpid glacier, @viral cape, and @trail belfry
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@raw moss started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@peak yoke started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@tight niche painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@glacial totem tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @glacial totem was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @static trout died.

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@raw moss ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @raw moss died.

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@trail belfry was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@mighty coyote was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @mighty coyote died.

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@blissful goblet was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @blissful goblet died.

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@limpid glacier found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@viral cape wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@peak yoke challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @nova plover's head instead. @nova plover died.

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@limpid glacier found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@hardy patio stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@trail belfry used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@limpid glacier fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @limpid glacier died.

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A witch prophesized that @tight niche would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@trail belfry learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @trail belfry died.

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@viral cape forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @viral cape died.

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@carmine cairn went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@long vine solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@hardy patio started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@hardy patio likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @hardy patio probably liked trains a bit too much. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @tight niche's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn hid from @tight niche by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@tight niche smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@tight niche sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @viral cape
150 points go to 6th place: @trail belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

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@nova plover used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @limpid glacier in disguise.

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@hearty oracle used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @hearty oracle died.

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@brave shore began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@limpid glacier tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @limpid glacier died.

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@viral cape's face was scorched off after @tight niche took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @viral cape died.

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@brave shore tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @brave shore died.

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@long vine accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @hardy patio chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@hardy patio gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @hardy patio died.

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@livid shuttle bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @livid shuttle was blown to smithereens. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine asked @tight niche if they "knew the way". @tight niche didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@tight niche ran out of bullets while fighting @long vine, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@tight niche tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @carmine cairn, but it refused to listen because @tight niche didn't have enough badges.

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@carmine cairn picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @viral cape
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @exotic saddle, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@tranquil wyvern found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@long vine crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@static trout tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @static trout died.

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@livid shuttle looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@exotic saddle realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@tight niche found @brave shore sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@carmine cairn walked up to @long vine and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @carmine cairn, that kills people! @long vine died.

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@glacial totem brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@brave shore was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@carmine cairn was building a nice house. @tight niche asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @carmine cairn just looked confused.

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@blissful goblet stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @blissful goblet died.

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@exotic saddle found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@exotic saddle became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @exotic saddle died.

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@glacial totem was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@livid shuttle attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @tight niche watched the carnage from a safe distance. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn caused @tight niche to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@brave shore made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@carmine cairn dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@tight niche was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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@glacial totem carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @glacial totem died.

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@static trout commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@long vine tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@static trout climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @static trout died.

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@tight niche hid an actuator in @peak yoke's lunch. Later that day, @peak yoke stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @peak yoke died.

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@hardy patio was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @manic swallow stopped them in time.

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@manic swallow tried to explain to @nova plover that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @nova plover countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @manic swallow died.

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@hardy patio tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @carmine cairn, but it was very satisfying.

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@midnight crag started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @midnight crag died.

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@nova plover invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @nova plover was mauled by wolves. @nova plover died.

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@livid shuttle asked @long vine to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@brave shore fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @brave shore died.

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@trail belfry transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @trail belfry died.

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@long vine blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @long vine's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@long vine thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @long vine died.

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@tight niche managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@tight niche greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @trail belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @midnight crag
100 points go to 9th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 10th place: @manic swallow

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@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @hasty raven, @remote bronze, @desert python, @long vine, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, and @trail belfry
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@near mortar theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@carmine cairn was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@static trout explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @static trout died.

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@trail belfry found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@long vine lured @remote bronze into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @remote bronze's dust allergy! @remote bronze died.

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@amber ermine drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@amber ermine used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@desert python learned all of @hasty raven's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @blissful goblet wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@hasty raven's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Iron Broadsword was nice and clean, but their Shadewood Bow's string broke, and their Venom Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @livid shuttle would soon die a gruesome death. @livid shuttle ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@desert python wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @blissful goblet on a spit. @blissful goblet died.

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@livid shuttle asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar briefly considered proposing marriage to @trail belfry, but married a bee instead.

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@trail belfry faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@long vine crafted @near mortar into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @near mortar died.

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@hasty raven, @tight niche and @trail belfry played hot potato with a grenade. @trail belfry forgot to pass it on. @trail belfry died.

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@desert python smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@desert python became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @hasty raven had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @desert python's suffering. @desert python died.

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@hasty raven ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @hasty raven died.

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Out of boredom, @long vine used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@tight niche's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tight niche responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@long vine worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@tight niche told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @hasty raven
150 points go to 4th place: @desert python
150 points go to 5th place: @trail belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @remote bronze

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@covert wedge wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@amber ermine wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@formal badge asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@livid shuttle made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @onyx lake. @onyx lake died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@hasty raven threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @hasty raven unlocked the power of flight!

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@tight niche accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss won in a fight against @amber ermine by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @amber ermine died.

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@hasty raven tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@near mortar found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@covert wedge felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@livid shuttle saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tranquil wyvern's Rod of Discord.

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@formal badge tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @formal badge died.

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@covert wedge hosted a spelling bee! @raw moss had to spell "cat". @brave shore had to spell "rain". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@hasty raven had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@covert wedge ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @covert wedge died.

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@near mortar took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @near mortar died.

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@hasty raven was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @hasty raven suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@brave shore thought they assassinated @tranquil wyvern, but it was just @brave shore in disguise. Huh? @brave shore died.

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@hasty raven was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @hasty raven's special someone!

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@hasty raven got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @hasty raven died.

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@raw moss tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@raw moss opportunistically attacked @tranquil wyvern with a Red Phasesaber while their cell phone was ringing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hasty raven
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @covert wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

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remote pumice Jan 12, 2026, 9:29 AM

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@covert wedge started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@remote bronze suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@raw moss tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Brand of the Inferno instead of a Bug Net.

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@remote bronze pointed a Shotgun at @livid shuttle and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @remote bronze looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @remote bronze died.

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@gray sky went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@molten dock lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @molten dock died.

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@remote pumice went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@amber ermine threw a Stink Potion at @nova plover. @nova plover threw a Toxic Flask right back. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @gray sky died.

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@covert wedge built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@nova plover went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @nova plover died.

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@livid shuttle was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @livid shuttle died.

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@covert wedge learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@covert wedge fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @covert wedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @raw moss by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@tranquil wyvern found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@tranquil wyvern put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @covert wedge
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @molten dock
100 points go to 10th place: @remote bronze

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@remote bronze shot @eager coyote in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @eager coyote died.

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@amber ermine started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @raw moss forced them to put in some more effort.

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@molten dock desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@livid mist looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@nova plover was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@steel sentinel contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@remote bronze tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @remote bronze died.

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@turbid skiff made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@raw moss huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@amber ermine got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @amber ermine died.

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@turbid skiff used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @nova plover alive. @nova plover died.

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@livid mist searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shoot @steel sentinel using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @molten dock's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@molten dock thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @molten dock died.

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@turbid skiff has fallen, and they can't get up. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@livid mist stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@steel sentinel was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@raw moss knocked furiously on @tranquil wyvern's door while holding an axe. @tranquil wyvern shouted, "Who's there?"

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@livid mist's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @livid mist died.

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@raw moss invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tranquil wyvern placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @raw moss wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @raw moss was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@steel sentinel was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@steel sentinel saw @raw moss trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @steel sentinel is calling the police!

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@steel sentinel couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@raw moss took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@steel sentinel was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@steel sentinel tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@raw moss asked @steel sentinel to give them a hand, so @steel sentinel chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@steel sentinel eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@raw moss made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@steel sentinel got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@raw moss thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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A strange device attached itself to @raw moss's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid mist
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @molten dock
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @remote bronze
100 points go to 10th place: @eager coyote

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@teal whale shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @teal whale's face. @teal whale died.

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@molten dock made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @molten dock died.

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@raw hatch received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @raw hatch died.

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@gray sky literally can't even. @gray sky died.

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@steel sentinel and @nova plover had a very merry unbirthday party together. @brave shore found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@nova plover got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @nova plover died.

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@brave shore read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @steel sentinel and @glass cargo out.

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@glass cargo failed to properly hydrate. @glass cargo died.

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@tranquil wyvern begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@raw moss was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @raw moss barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @glass cargo
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @raw hatch
100 points go to 9th place: @molten dock
100 points go to 10th place: @teal whale

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@gray sky brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@remote bronze murdered @molten dock by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @molten dock died.

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@raw moss found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@oak temple couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@tranquil wyvern replaced @amber ermine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky threatened @fiery belfry with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @fiery belfry informed @gray sky as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@long vine got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@near mortar thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @near mortar died.

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@remote bronze started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@oak temple gave @fiery belfry a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @fiery belfry gave @oak temple a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @oak temple died.

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@remote pumice cornered @long vine at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @long vine started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@carmine cairn killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@remote bronze was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @remote bronze died.

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@fiery belfry fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tranquil wyvern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@fiery belfry and @long vine decided to play catch with a Yellow Phaseblade. @fiery belfry missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@remote pumice tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@tranquil wyvern was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@raw moss heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @raw moss stopped because their voice became horse.

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@raw moss wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @remote bronze
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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@remote bronze spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @remote bronze died.

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@oak temple summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@carmine cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@crimson forge made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @steel sentinel joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @steel sentinel died.

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@crimson forge had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @crimson forge died.

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@brave shore found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@blissful goblet stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@nova plover summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @nova plover died.

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@oak temple swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@tight niche was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tight niche lived.

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@blissful goblet tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @blissful goblet died.

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@brave shore looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@carmine cairn found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@tight niche wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@raw moss used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn rescued @tight niche from drowning, but in reverse. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @remote bronze

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 2:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Jan 12, 2026, 2:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 2:45 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

blissful goblet Jan 12, 2026, 3:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 3:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 12, 2026, 3:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 3:05 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

trail belfry Jan 12, 2026, 3:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 3:16 PM

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@trail belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 12, 2026, 3:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 3:18 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 12, 2026, 3:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 3:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Jan 12, 2026, 3:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 3:29 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Jan 12, 2026, 3:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 3:37 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Jan 12, 2026, 3:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 3:54 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

covert wedge Jan 12, 2026, 4:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:06 PM

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@covert wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Jan 12, 2026, 4:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:11 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

eager coyote Jan 12, 2026, 4:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:24 PM

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@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

lunar apex Jan 12, 2026, 4:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:30 PM

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@lunar apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @lunar apex, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @covert wedge, and @trail belfry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss murdered @tight niche with a knife, but it was actually @eager coyote in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @raw moss didn't care that much. @eager coyote died.

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@trail belfry drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@tranquil wyvern ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@blissful goblet felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@peak yoke tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@static trout caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@lunar apex broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@jolly swift drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@peak yoke tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @peak yoke died.

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@covert wedge finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @covert wedge died.

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@trail belfry tried to get @raw moss to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @trail belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @blissful goblet engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @blissful goblet blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @blissful goblet died.

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@tight niche used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@oak temple tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @jolly swift died.

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@lunar apex snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@carmine cairn flexed so hard on @lunar apex that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @lunar apex died.

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@carmine cairn became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@raw moss and @tight niche ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@tight niche hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@raw moss found the Last Prism. Then @carmine cairn found another one, meaning that @raw moss's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@carmine cairn's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @lunar apex
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @trail belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @covert wedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Jan 12, 2026, 4:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Jan 12, 2026, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:40 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Jan 12, 2026, 4:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:41 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Jan 12, 2026, 4:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:43 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 12, 2026, 4:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:45 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.