#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 94

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 3:37 PM

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@formal badge activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@steel sentinel accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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While exploring a swamp, @carmine cairn caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@ember fern had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @ember fern's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @ember fern died.

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@steel sentinel used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @steel sentinel didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @ember fern
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 7th place: @fluid charm
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Jan 10, 2026, 3:42 PM

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atomic swallow Jan 10, 2026, 3:45 PM

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formal badge Jan 10, 2026, 3:46 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 10, 2026, 3:49 PM

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raw moss Jan 10, 2026, 3:49 PM

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near mortar Jan 10, 2026, 3:50 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 10, 2026, 3:54 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 10, 2026, 4:05 PM

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amber ermine Jan 10, 2026, 4:10 PM

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ebon matrix Jan 10, 2026, 4:10 PM

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brave shore Jan 10, 2026, 4:15 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 10, 2026, 4:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 4:21 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, @formal badge, @brave shore, @near mortar, and @atomic swallow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@amber ermine was ordered by @near mortar to sing a song or be killed. @amber ermine tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @amber ermine died.

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@ebon matrix wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @ebon matrix turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @ebon matrix died.

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@atomic swallow did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @near mortar, who happened to be watching. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@atomic swallow drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @atomic swallow died.

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@steel sentinel started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@formal badge placed chests all over the world except where @blissful goblet was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @blissful goblet died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @tranquil wyvern has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @formal badge died.

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@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@brave shore was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @atomic swallow
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Jan 10, 2026, 4:38 PM

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atomic swallow Jan 10, 2026, 4:38 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 10, 2026, 4:40 PM

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warped stream Jan 10, 2026, 4:44 PM

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nova plover Jan 10, 2026, 4:47 PM

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abstract thunder Jan 10, 2026, 4:50 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 10, 2026, 4:50 PM

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true wren Jan 10, 2026, 4:59 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 10, 2026, 5:12 PM

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raw moss Jan 10, 2026, 5:18 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 10, 2026, 5:23 PM

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proud lava Jan 10, 2026, 5:23 PM

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tight niche Jan 10, 2026, 5:27 PM

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brave shore Jan 10, 2026, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 5:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @true wren, @warped stream, @sweet fractal, @abstract thunder, @nova plover, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @atomic swallow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@warped stream, @sweet fractal, and @raw moss formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@atomic swallow was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@tight niche, @brave shore, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @formal badge, @abstract thunder, and @nova plover decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @proud lava. @proud lava died.

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@warped stream landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @warped stream accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @warped stream died.

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@abstract thunder's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@sweet fractal was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @sweet fractal died.

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@true wren decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@brave shore tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@formal badge launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@abstract thunder had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @abstract thunder wasn't a pie. @abstract thunder died.

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@tight niche had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@nova plover tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@atomic swallow started rallying for goblin rights.

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@carmine cairn entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@nova plover fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tight niche. @nova plover died.

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@atomic swallow found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@tranquil wyvern went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @tranquil wyvern's canvas.

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@carmine cairn went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@raw moss watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@true wren dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @brave shore fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@formal badge crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them, not knowing that @formal badge was just a completionist.

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@tight niche used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@atomic swallow jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @atomic swallow died.

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@carmine cairn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@true wren was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@raw moss got tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@true wren managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@carmine cairn used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@tight niche modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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After years of research, @formal badge found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @true wren spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@brave shore couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @carmine cairn started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@raw moss saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@true wren found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@brave shore managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @brave shore found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @brave shore died.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@true wren found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@tight niche was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@true wren got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @true wren died.

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@carmine cairn fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@raw moss promised @tight niche that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @atomic swallow
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

formal badge Jan 10, 2026, 5:42 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 10, 2026, 5:44 PM

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grizzled oak Jan 10, 2026, 5:50 PM

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limpid glacier Jan 10, 2026, 5:51 PM

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nova plover Jan 10, 2026, 5:52 PM

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raw moss Jan 10, 2026, 5:54 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 10, 2026, 5:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 10, 2026, 5:58 PM

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true wren Jan 10, 2026, 5:59 PM

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slate wing Jan 10, 2026, 6:05 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 10, 2026, 6:20 PM

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viscid orchid Jan 10, 2026, 6:28 PM

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desert python Jan 10, 2026, 6:28 PM

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tight niche Jan 10, 2026, 6:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@slate wing, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @desert python, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @grizzled oak, @true wren, @sweet fractal, @viscid orchid, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, @formal badge, and @limpid glacier
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal told @true wren to bite the dust. In response, @true wren took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@formal badge almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@raw moss tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @limpid glacier in disguise. @raw moss died.

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@desert python compressed @blissful goblet until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @blissful goblet died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@nova plover finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@grizzled oak played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @grizzled oak. @grizzled oak died.

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@true wren tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @true wren died.

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@carmine cairn tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@viscid orchid and @livid shuttle discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@formal badge wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @sweet fractal killed them. @sweet fractal died.

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@desert python accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@viscid orchid challenged @livid shuttle to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @livid shuttle's turn to win. @viscid orchid died.

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@carmine cairn overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@slate wing ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@nova plover didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@limpid glacier felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @formal badge setting explosives beneath them. @limpid glacier died.

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@desert python found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @desert python died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@livid shuttle had a terrible night. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @carmine cairn was forgiven.

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@slate wing was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @slate wing died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@formal badge wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@formal badge became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@carmine cairn asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@formal badge's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @formal badge died.

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@tight niche accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @tight niche died. @tight niche died. @tight niche died. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @slate wing
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @desert python
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sweet fractal Jan 10, 2026, 6:39 PM

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raw moss Jan 10, 2026, 6:45 PM

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static trout Jan 10, 2026, 6:47 PM

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formal badge Jan 10, 2026, 6:51 PM

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glacial totem Jan 10, 2026, 6:55 PM

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nova plover Jan 10, 2026, 7:05 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 10, 2026, 7:24 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @velvet dune, @sweet fractal, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, and @formal badge
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@raw moss used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@static trout found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@static trout panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @static trout died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @formal badge with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@raw moss started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @raw moss died.

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@nova plover claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @sweet fractal was morbidly interested.

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@sweet fractal caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@livid shuttle drank a Molotov Cocktail. @livid shuttle died.

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@glacial totem tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@velvet dune was cornered by @formal badge, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@nova plover drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn befriended @formal badge by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@tight niche walked into a bar. @glacial totem laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@formal badge challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @formal badge died.

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@velvet dune struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@tight niche found some soup in their fly.

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@velvet dune was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tight niche was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @glacial totem wasn't a Slime, @glacial totem was endlessly beaten. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @analog vale, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @desert python, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @velvet dune, @sweet fractal, and @formal badge
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A zombie snuck up on @glacial totem and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @glacial totem died.

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@analog vale wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @analog vale through the wall. @analog vale died.

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@eager coyote sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @eager coyote died.

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@static trout was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@desert python accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@blissful goblet tried to use forbidden magic to erase @formal badge from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @formal badge die, so nothing actually happened.

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@static trout discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @static trout died.

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@tight niche told @blissful goblet to step off their carpet, which they did. @tight niche proceeded to murder @blissful goblet, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @blissful goblet died.

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@desert python became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@sweet fractal went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @sweet fractal died.

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@formal badge flossed their teeth with @carmine cairn's shoelaces.

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@formal badge was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @formal badge died.

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@desert python got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @desert python died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@velvet dune found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @velvet dune was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @velvet dune. Queen Bee died.

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@tight niche told @velvet dune a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @velvet dune died.

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@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tranquil wyvern, who was out swimming that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tight niche tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@carmine cairn found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @desert python
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @eager coyote

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glacial totem Jan 10, 2026, 8:39 PM

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raw moss Jan 10, 2026, 9:16 PM

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amber ermine Jan 10, 2026, 9:24 PM

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glacial totem Jan 10, 2026, 9:30 PM

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uncut lily Jan 10, 2026, 9:46 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 10, 2026, 10:20 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
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@amber ermine fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@languid wharf adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @long vine wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @languid wharf all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@raw moss started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@nova plover got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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The Nurse told @glacial totem they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @glacial totem died.

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@uncut lily felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @static trout took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@static trout's booty was plundered by pirates. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @amber ermine extremely rich.

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@tight niche didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@long vine flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @long vine's face off with its bare hands. @long vine died.

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@amber ermine accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @amber ermine died.

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@nova plover and @raw moss were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@uncut lily ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @uncut lily died.

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@languid wharf tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@nova plover was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche started blocking @raw moss's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@languid wharf played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @languid wharf died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@raw moss laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@tight niche saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @languid wharf
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @uncut lily
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lethal gulch Jan 10, 2026, 10:40 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 10, 2026, 11:15 PM

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long vine Jan 10, 2026, 11:22 PM

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tight niche Jan 10, 2026, 11:29 PM

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warped glen Jan 10, 2026, 11:49 PM

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static trout Jan 10, 2026, 11:56 PM

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hardy patio Jan 11, 2026, 12:01 AM

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peak yoke Jan 11, 2026, 12:06 AM

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viral cape Jan 11, 2026, 12:18 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 12:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @warped glen, @lethal gulch, @long vine, @peak yoke, @hardy patio, @hearty oracle, and @viral cape
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@static trout tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @static trout didn't know that.

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@peak yoke met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @peak yoke ended up completely fine.

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@static trout realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @static trout died.

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@long vine was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@raw moss discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @raw moss died.

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@warped glen was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @warped glen died.

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@peak yoke used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @peak yoke died.

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@hearty oracle realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @hearty oracle died.

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@tight niche was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@lethal gulch fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @lethal gulch died.

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@carmine cairn recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@hardy patio was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @viral cape with its horns. @viral cape died.

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@long vine was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@tight niche hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@hardy patio had a wholesome reunion with @tight niche, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@carmine cairn snuck up behind @hardy patio, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @carmine cairn decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@hardy patio's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @hardy patio died.

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@long vine decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@long vine shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@carmine cairn wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@tight niche poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@carmine cairn did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @long vine, who happened to be passing by.

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@tight niche went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@long vine tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @tight niche, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @viral cape
150 points go to 6th place: @lethal gulch
100 points go to 7th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @warped glen
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lethal gulch Jan 11, 2026, 12:40 AM

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static trout Jan 11, 2026, 12:57 AM

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noble heron Jan 11, 2026, 12:59 AM

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hardy patio Jan 11, 2026, 1:04 AM

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uncut lily Jan 11, 2026, 1:05 AM

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formal badge Jan 11, 2026, 1:26 AM

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hearty oracle Jan 11, 2026, 1:28 AM

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tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 1:29 AM

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brave shore Jan 11, 2026, 1:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @lethal gulch, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @hardy patio, @uncut lily, @formal badge, @noble heron, @nova plover, @hearty oracle, and @brave shore
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@glacial totem was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @glacial totem died.

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@lethal gulch accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @lethal gulch died.

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@brave shore was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@hardy patio got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @hardy patio died.

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@tranquil wyvern had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@static trout drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@long vine discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@uncut lily drank sand for 10 hours. @uncut lily died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @hearty oracle randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@formal badge found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @formal badge died.

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@long vine tried attacking @tight niche, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@noble heron spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @noble heron died.

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@static trout tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @static trout's mouth.

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@hearty oracle tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @hearty oracle died.

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@nova plover activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@long vine used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @long vine died.

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@nova plover started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @nova plover died.

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@brave shore tried to strike @tranquil wyvern down, but @tranquil wyvern instead became more powerful than @brave shore could possibly imagine.

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@tranquil wyvern had the high ground, but @tight niche just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @tranquil wyvern toppling to their doom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tight niche felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@static trout tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @brave shore held up their hand. @brave shore demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@tight niche donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@carmine cairn was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore donned a Martian costume and chased @tight niche in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @static trout
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 9th place: @noble heron
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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noble heron Jan 11, 2026, 1:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:43 AM

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hardy patio Jan 11, 2026, 1:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:44 AM

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nova plover Jan 11, 2026, 1:45 AM

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glacial totem Jan 11, 2026, 1:52 AM

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warped glen Jan 11, 2026, 2:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:06 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 2:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:18 AM

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static trout Jan 11, 2026, 2:21 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 11, 2026, 2:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:22 AM

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hearty oracle Jan 11, 2026, 2:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:25 AM

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long vine Jan 11, 2026, 2:28 AM

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tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @warped glen, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @hardy patio, @noble heron, @nova plover, and @hearty oracle
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@hearty oracle fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@glacial totem felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@fiery belfry tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@warped glen and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @warped glen's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@carmine cairn sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@hardy patio tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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While exploring the Jungle, @static trout needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @static trout. @static trout died.

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@noble heron aimed a spinning toy at @long vine, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@fiery belfry tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @long vine died.

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@tight niche multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@nova plover cut a specific wire in @noble heron's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @noble heron died.

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@carmine cairn tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@hardy patio heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @nova plover, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@warped glen, @hearty oracle, and @carmine cairn made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@nova plover started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche complained to @carmine cairn that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@hardy patio used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@warped glen descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@hearty oracle kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @hearty oracle red. @hearty oracle died.

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@warped glen spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @warped glen died.

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@hardy patio called @tight niche on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @warped glen
150 points go to 5th place: @hearty oracle
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @noble heron
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Jan 11, 2026, 2:38 AM

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warped glen Jan 11, 2026, 2:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:45 AM

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glacial totem Jan 11, 2026, 2:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:50 AM

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formal badge Jan 11, 2026, 2:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:52 AM

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static trout Jan 11, 2026, 2:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:54 AM

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azure cipher Jan 11, 2026, 2:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 11, 2026, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:05 AM

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nova plover Jan 11, 2026, 3:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:07 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @warped glen, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @azure cipher, @formal badge, and @nova plover
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@carmine cairn used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@warped glen fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@tight niche found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @static trout over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@tranquil wyvern tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@azure cipher tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@glacial totem was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @glacial totem died.

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@nova plover returned to their house, only to find that @long vine had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@static trout's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @static trout died.

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@nova plover killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @long vine. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @long vine died.

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@formal badge started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @formal badge died.

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@nova plover forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @nova plover died.

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@warped glen got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @warped glen died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @carmine cairn wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@azure cipher stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @azure cipher died.

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@tight niche comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @tranquil wyvern is approaching @carmine cairn!

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@tranquil wyvern tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@carmine cairn created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@carmine cairn dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tight niche, but @tight niche simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @azure cipher
150 points go to 5th place: @warped glen
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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warped glen Jan 11, 2026, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:39 AM

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nova plover Jan 11, 2026, 3:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:41 AM

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crimson forge Jan 11, 2026, 3:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:45 AM

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long vine Jan 11, 2026, 4:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 4:13 AM

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formal badge Jan 11, 2026, 4:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 4:21 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 4:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 4:21 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Jan 11, 2026, 4:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 4:22 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

warped glen Jan 11, 2026, 4:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 4:28 AM

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@warped glen, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 4:30 AM

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warped glen Jan 11, 2026, 4:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 4:31 AM

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@warped glen, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Jan 11, 2026, 4:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 4:37 AM

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static trout Jan 11, 2026, 5:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 5:02 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 5:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @warped glen, @long vine, @proud lava, @crimson forge, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, and @formal badge
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@glacial totem used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@warped glen was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @glacial totem's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@crimson forge and @tight niche were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@static trout woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@static trout tried to attack @formal badge by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @static trout died.

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@warped glen shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @warped glen died.

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@nova plover wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@long vine was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @long vine died.

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@proud lava fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @proud lava died.

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@crimson forge kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @formal badge had had enough, so they scooped @crimson forge to death with an ice cream spoon. @crimson forge died.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@tight niche somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tight niche's chests for the rest of its life.

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@carmine cairn and @nova plover were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @carmine cairn suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @nova plover turned around to look. @nova plover died.

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@formal badge suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn used their embezzled funds to shred through @tight niche with a Coin Gun. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @warped glen
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Jan 11, 2026, 5:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 5:38 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Jan 11, 2026, 5:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 5:47 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Jan 11, 2026, 6:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 6:07 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 6:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 6:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 6:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Jan 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 6:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

azure cipher Jan 11, 2026, 6:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 6:37 AM

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@azure cipher, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 11, 2026, 7:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 7:17 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 11, 2026, 7:27 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 11, 2026, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 7:28 AM

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@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @azure cipher, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@livid shuttle created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @static trout got too close while watching. @static trout died.

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@long vine used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@raw moss set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@formal badge became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @long vine's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @long vine died.

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@blissful goblet was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @blissful goblet died.

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@tight niche and @fiery belfry were about to face off, but @tight niche had to run off to the restroom first.

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@azure cipher stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @azure cipher died.

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@formal badge's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@brave shore tried to assassinate @carmine cairn, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@fiery belfry looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@tight niche's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@tight niche ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@brave shore constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@raw moss trapped @fiery belfry in a maze, but while they were taunting @fiery belfry, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@carmine cairn spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@brave shore didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tight niche summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @fiery belfry's life points directly. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@raw moss ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @carmine cairn before they could say "Zoinks!" @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @azure cipher
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tight niche, @safe bramble, @raw moss, @mighty parrot, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @finite wraith, @unkempt karma, @steel sentinel, @dull hull, @viscid orchid, and @livid shuttle
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@unkempt karma wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@finite wraith joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@safe bramble accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @safe bramble.

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@raw moss tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@mighty parrot was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@carmine cairn played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @carmine cairn died.

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@dull hull wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@tight niche somehow convinced @mighty parrot that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @mighty parrot died.

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A pretty fairy led @amber ermine to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@blissful goblet emerged from a tree stump and scolded @livid shuttle for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @livid shuttle was still holding an axe. @blissful goblet died.

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@viscid orchid angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@raw moss and @finite wraith spotted a Razorblade Typhoon on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@tranquil wyvern flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@finite wraith was looking kind of dumb after @safe bramble's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @finite wraith died.

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@livid shuttle tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @long vine, but they were in broad daylight.

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@dull hull tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @dull hull died.

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@steel sentinel stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@viscid orchid put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @viscid orchid died.

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@long vine invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@unkempt karma tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @unkempt karma died.

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@livid shuttle was briefly jumpscared by @steel sentinel wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@safe bramble heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@tranquil wyvern went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @livid shuttle to check it out. @livid shuttle decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@long vine built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@livid shuttle summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @livid shuttle died.

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@safe bramble angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @safe bramble's floating house. @safe bramble died.

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@tight niche found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@long vine ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @long vine's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @long vine died.

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@tight niche took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @safe bramble
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @unkempt karma
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @dull hull

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stable scarab Jan 11, 2026, 10:10 AM

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tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 10:29 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 11, 2026, 10:31 AM

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stable scarab Jan 11, 2026, 10:34 AM

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jolly swift Jan 11, 2026, 10:41 AM

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eager coyote Jan 11, 2026, 10:50 AM

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viscid orchid Jan 11, 2026, 10:53 AM

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true wren Jan 11, 2026, 10:54 AM

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remote bronze Jan 11, 2026, 10:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 11:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @eager coyote, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @remote bronze, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @true wren, @viscid orchid, and @livid shuttle
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@stable scarab took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @stable scarab died.

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@raw moss went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@jolly swift tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@remote bronze wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@long vine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@remote bronze was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @remote bronze died.

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@eager coyote spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@true wren cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@blissful goblet tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@viscid orchid accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@tranquil wyvern was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@livid shuttle took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@blissful goblet and @livid shuttle had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@long vine was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @long vine died.

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@blissful goblet ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @blissful goblet died.

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@true wren got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @true wren died.

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@viscid orchid stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @viscid orchid died.

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@eager coyote and @raw moss had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@tranquil wyvern wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @livid shuttle into an apple. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@tranquil wyvern's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tight niche and @raw moss's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@eager coyote attacked @tight niche with a Legendary Zenith, but @tight niche's pen was mightier. @eager coyote died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @jolly swift up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @jolly swift off said cliff. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Jan 11, 2026, 11:38 AM

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raw moss Jan 11, 2026, 11:45 AM

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amber ermine Jan 11, 2026, 11:47 AM

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long vine Jan 11, 2026, 11:54 AM

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remote bronze Jan 11, 2026, 11:59 AM

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viscid orchid Jan 11, 2026, 12:00 PM

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ebon matrix Jan 11, 2026, 12:06 PM

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near mortar Jan 11, 2026, 12:20 PM

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tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 12:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @remote bronze, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @steel sentinel, @crimson forge, @ebon matrix, @viscid orchid, @abstract thunder, and @near mortar
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@long vine vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @long vine died.

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@crimson forge aimed a Last Prism beam at @near mortar, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@tight niche crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @tight niche's entire body.

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@steel sentinel drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@abstract thunder made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@amber ermine tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @amber ermine died.

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@crimson forge constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @raw moss by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @crimson forge's positioning was a bit off. @crimson forge died.

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@remote bronze underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@raw moss hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @raw moss could pull it to shore.

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@ebon matrix always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @ebon matrix died.

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@viscid orchid tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @viscid orchid died.

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@remote bronze opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@near mortar couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@near mortar asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@tight niche tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@tight niche stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @tight niche blinked first.

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@steel sentinel played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @remote bronze was caught in the crossfire. @remote bronze died.

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@raw moss was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@tranquil wyvern had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tranquil wyvern's skull. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche complained that they had no life, so @steel sentinel used a Life Drain to take @abstract thunder's life and give it to @tight niche. @abstract thunder died.

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@raw moss's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @raw moss! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@tight niche tried to stab @raw moss, but @raw moss's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@steel sentinel made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@steel sentinel disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @tight niche, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @remote bronze
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Jan 11, 2026, 12:49 PM

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remote bronze Jan 11, 2026, 1:21 PM

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short smelt Jan 11, 2026, 1:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:23 PM

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long vine Jan 11, 2026, 1:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:25 PM

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raw moss Jan 11, 2026, 1:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:26 PM

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jolly swift Jan 11, 2026, 1:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:27 PM

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tight niche Jan 11, 2026, 1:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

viscid orchid Jan 11, 2026, 1:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:43 PM

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nova plover Jan 11, 2026, 1:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:44 PM

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analog vale Jan 11, 2026, 1:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:47 PM

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warped glen Jan 11, 2026, 1:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 1:56 PM

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ancient inlet Jan 11, 2026, 2:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:18 PM

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@ancient inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ember fern Jan 11, 2026, 2:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:24 PM

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@ember fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

trail belfry Jan 11, 2026, 2:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:24 PM

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@trail belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@analog vale, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @ember fern, @raw moss, @remote bronze, @short smelt, @warped glen, @long vine, @ancient inlet, @steel sentinel, @viscid orchid, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, and @trail belfry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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After @remote bronze drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @remote bronze died.

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@steel sentinel handed @short smelt a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @short smelt died.

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@nova plover started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@raw moss made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tight niche walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@long vine sniped @ember fern with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @long vine, it was opposite day. @long vine died.

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@warped glen gazed at clouds with @livid shuttle. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@viscid orchid drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @jolly swift mopped @viscid orchid up with a tissue. @viscid orchid died.

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@livid shuttle heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @livid shuttle died.

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@ancient inlet constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@nova plover stopped a meteor from crushing @raw moss and @analog vale with their own body. @nova plover died.

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Thanks to @trail belfry's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @ember fern's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @trail belfry died.

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@warped glen toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @warped glen died.

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@ancient inlet traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @ancient inlet died.

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@analog vale dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @analog vale died.

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@steel sentinel walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@jolly swift and @ember fern strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @jolly swift suggested using cover against them. @ember fern recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@jolly swift decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @jolly swift died.

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@ember fern declared that 64 was their favorite number. @raw moss wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @ember fern by stabbing them 64 times. @ember fern died.

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@tight niche got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@raw moss programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @tight niche was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @tight niche had ever been in. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @analog vale
100 points go to 7th place: @ancient inlet
100 points go to 8th place: @warped glen
100 points go to 9th place: @trail belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Jan 11, 2026, 2:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Jan 11, 2026, 2:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:40 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lost sleet Jan 11, 2026, 2:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:46 PM

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@lost sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Jan 11, 2026, 2:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 2:55 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 11, 2026, 3:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:12 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Jan 11, 2026, 3:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:13 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hearty oracle Jan 11, 2026, 3:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:17 PM

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@hearty oracle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 11, 2026, 3:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:17 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uncut lily Jan 11, 2026, 3:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 11, 2026, 3:24 PM

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@uncut lily, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.