#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 93

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 4:36 PM

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@formal badge wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @tight niche's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @raw moss with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @carmine cairn to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@raw moss equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@raw moss was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@carmine cairn tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@raw moss headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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Santa Claus asked @carmine cairn what they wanted for Christmas. @carmine cairn replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@carmine cairn tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@raw moss tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @raw moss is now bald.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@raw moss ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Jan 9, 2026, 4:39 PM

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haughty token Jan 9, 2026, 4:39 PM

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hardy patio Jan 9, 2026, 4:39 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 9, 2026, 4:41 PM

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raw moss Jan 9, 2026, 4:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 9, 2026, 4:46 PM

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nova plover Jan 9, 2026, 4:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 4:48 PM

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formal badge Jan 9, 2026, 4:50 PM

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stable scarab Jan 9, 2026, 5:07 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 9, 2026, 5:25 PM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 5:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @haughty token, @hardy patio, @formal badge, and @nova plover
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The fighting begins again!

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@hardy patio came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@amber ermine tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @amber ermine died.

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@blissful goblet was infected by a zombie virus. @blissful goblet died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@blissful goblet suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @blissful goblet died.

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@haughty token looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @haughty token died.

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@stable scarab tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@tranquil wyvern gave a hug to @formal badge and almost choked them to death!

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@raw moss hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@tranquil wyvern found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@formal badge joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @formal badge was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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Low on health, @nova plover hid from @hardy patio by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche stole @stable scarab's lemons. @stable scarab got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @tight niche's house down.

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@tranquil wyvern stole @raw moss's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @raw moss was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to save @hardy patio's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @tranquil wyvern died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@hardy patio drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @hardy patio died.

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@formal badge made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @formal badge died.

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@stable scarab found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @stable scarab headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@raw moss vaporized @stable scarab with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @stable scarab died.

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@tight niche walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@tight niche tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@raw moss followed @tight niche into the jungle. @raw moss started looking left, right and center for @tight niche, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@tight niche lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@raw moss dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @stable scarab
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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stable scarab Jan 9, 2026, 5:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 5:39 PM

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formal badge Jan 9, 2026, 5:40 PM

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hardy patio Jan 9, 2026, 5:41 PM

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nova plover Jan 9, 2026, 5:43 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 9, 2026, 5:45 PM

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raw moss Jan 9, 2026, 5:48 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 9, 2026, 5:55 PM

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trail belfry Jan 9, 2026, 6:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 9, 2026, 6:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 6:12 PM

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amber ermine Jan 9, 2026, 6:19 PM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 6:28 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @hardy patio, @nova plover, @formal badge, and @trail belfry
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@trail belfry used their Breaker Blade to lop off @amber ermine's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @trail belfry invented golf. @amber ermine died.

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@blissful goblet tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @blissful goblet died.

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@hardy patio fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tight niche and @carmine cairn to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@nova plover cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @nova plover's heart! @nova plover died.

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@formal badge wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@raw moss somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@formal badge stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche shot @trail belfry to death with a finger gun. @trail belfry died.

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@hardy patio tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@carmine cairn started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@raw moss calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to throw a Mythril Halberd at @raw moss before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@tranquil wyvern successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn performed surgery on a grape.

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@stable scarab got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @stable scarab, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @stable scarab died.

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@carmine cairn started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @raw moss and @hardy patio.

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@raw moss was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @hardy patio, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @hardy patio died.

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@carmine cairn drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@tight niche started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tight niche decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@tight niche obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@tight niche told @carmine cairn that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @carmine cairn took those words literally and peeled @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @stable scarab
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @trail belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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stable scarab Jan 9, 2026, 6:38 PM

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velvet dune Jan 9, 2026, 6:38 PM

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raw moss Jan 9, 2026, 6:41 PM

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nova plover Jan 9, 2026, 6:45 PM

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analog vale Jan 9, 2026, 7:09 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 9, 2026, 7:19 PM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 7:29 PM

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stable scarab Jan 9, 2026, 7:32 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 7:32 PM

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long vine Jan 9, 2026, 7:50 PM

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static trout Jan 9, 2026, 8:15 PM

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peak yoke Jan 9, 2026, 8:20 PM

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desert python Jan 9, 2026, 8:23 PM

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haughty token Jan 9, 2026, 8:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @analog vale, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @desert python, @long vine, @peak yoke, @velvet dune, @haughty token, @livid shuttle, and @nova plover
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@stable scarab accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @stable scarab died.

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@nova plover almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@long vine found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@analog vale accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @velvet dune was watching. @analog vale died.

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@static trout was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @static trout died.

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@raw moss used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche shot a sand block at @peak yoke with a Sandgun, but @peak yoke managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@desert python purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@livid shuttle put two forward slashes in front of @desert python and commented them out of existence. @desert python died.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@nova plover asked for @velvet dune's autograph. At first, @velvet dune was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@haughty token searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@long vine asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @peak yoke, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @long vine to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@tight niche was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@peak yoke hadn't seen @nova plover in a long time, and missed them. @nova plover aimed a Sniper Rifle at @peak yoke from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet dune decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@nova plover declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @nova plover's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@haughty token fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @haughty token died.

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@carmine cairn tried to destroy @livid shuttle by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@livid shuttle was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tight niche's minecart. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@nova plover tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @nova plover's mind right in front of their face. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn slammed @tight niche into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @nova plover
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @haughty token
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @desert python
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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nova plover Jan 9, 2026, 8:36 PM

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near mortar Jan 9, 2026, 8:49 PM

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fleet forum Jan 9, 2026, 9:15 PM

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haughty token Jan 9, 2026, 9:16 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 9, 2026, 9:16 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 9, 2026, 9:17 PM

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long vine Jan 9, 2026, 9:20 PM

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hearty oracle Jan 9, 2026, 9:21 PM

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stable scarab Jan 9, 2026, 9:24 PM

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static trout Jan 9, 2026, 9:24 PM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 9:28 PM

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desert python Jan 9, 2026, 9:29 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @carmine cairn, @fleet forum, @static trout, @tight niche, @desert python, @long vine, @haughty token, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @hearty oracle, and @near mortar
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@long vine started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@fleet forum used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @fleet forum died.

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@desert python watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@static trout was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @static trout died.

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@nova plover and @hearty oracle played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@long vine was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @long vine died.

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@haughty token tried to deal a finishing blow to @sweet fractal, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@haughty token was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @haughty token died.

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@sweet fractal tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tight niche tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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Poor @desert python. @desert python keeps getting pinged over and over again. @desert python is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @desert python. @desert python. @desert python.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@hearty oracle thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @hearty oracle died.

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@near mortar found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@near mortar tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@sweet fractal put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@nova plover woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @nova plover died.

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@stable scarab invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@desert python was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @desert python died.

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@stable scarab started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @stable scarab died.

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@sweet fractal tried to high-five @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@tight niche had @sweet fractal lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @sweet fractal, this wasn't a magic show. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@tight niche tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@carmine cairn stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@tight niche spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@carmine cairn found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @carmine cairn pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@carmine cairn left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tight niche attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tight niche wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@carmine cairn insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @tight niche insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @tight niche, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @stable scarab
150 points go to 5th place: @desert python
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 9th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 14 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @fleet forum, @tight niche, @ember fern, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @round knot, @velvet dune, @haughty token, @severe fable, and @hardy patio
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@severe fable told @fleet forum a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tight niche was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@carmine cairn developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@hardy patio and @stable scarab started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @hardy patio took out their actual shotgun. @stable scarab died.

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@peak yoke threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@fleet forum thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @fleet forum's potions with Red Potions. @fleet forum died.

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@peak yoke walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @peak yoke died.

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Hey @round knot, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @round knot died.

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@ember fern had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@haughty token shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @haughty token's head. @haughty token died.

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@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@severe fable walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @severe fable died.

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@velvet dune chased @ember fern with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @ember fern died.

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@tight niche found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@raw moss hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@glacial totem and @hardy patio had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@velvet dune paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Clockwork Assault Rifle.

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After eating supper together, @glacial totem betrayed @velvet dune in exchange for 30 silver coins. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@hardy patio became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tight niche verbally roasted @hardy patio so hard that they burst into flames. @hardy patio died.

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@glacial totem messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tranquil wyvern fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 8th place: @ember fern
100 points go to 9th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 10th place: @haughty token

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @fleet forum, @tight niche, @raw moss, @ember fern, @kindred ingot, @lethal gulch, @peak yoke, @velvet dune, @hardy patio, and @nova plover
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@ember fern received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@glacial totem tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @glacial totem died.

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@fleet forum was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @fleet forum died.

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@peak yoke sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@velvet dune tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @nova plover and @tight niche, who did not approve of gambling.

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@raw moss got burninated by Tim. @raw moss died.

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@hardy patio confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@kindred ingot turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @kindred ingot died.

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@ember fern made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @ember fern rich and famous.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @tight niche was the bartender, @lethal gulch was the DJ, and @peak yoke was the pinata. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet dune and @nova plover found themselves falling from a considerable height. @velvet dune landed in a pool of water. @nova plover did not. @nova plover died.

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@lethal gulch made some scary noises in the dark. @tight niche sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @lethal gulch died.

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@hardy patio invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@velvet dune activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @velvet dune died.

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@hardy patio shot @tight niche with a Water Gun. @tight niche shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@hardy patio received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@ember fern and @tight niche relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@ember fern tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @ember fern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @ember fern
250 points go to 3rd place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @lethal gulch
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @kindred ingot
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @fleet forum

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@lethal gulch couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @lethal gulch died.

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@nova plover paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Poison Staff.

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@long vine and @tight niche had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@static trout ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @static trout, @long vine broke their fall with their own body. @long vine died.

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@peak yoke playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Scourge of the Corruptor. @peak yoke died.

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@ember fern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @nova plover, who was in the front row. @nova plover died.

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@fiery belfry read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @fiery belfry died.

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@ember fern read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @ember fern then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @ember fern died.

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@static trout drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @static trout died.

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@tight niche promised to @carmine cairn that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@tight niche used a Laser Drill to literally bore @formal badge to death. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @static trout
150 points go to 5th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @lethal gulch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Jan 10, 2026, 3:26 AM

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tight niche Jan 10, 2026, 3:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @slate wing, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @ember fern, @long vine, @pastel timber, @granite root, @true wren, @paper badger, and @formal badge
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@glacial totem ran with scissors. @glacial totem died.

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@formal badge found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@ember fern and @tight niche played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@pastel timber found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@granite root consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@carmine cairn tried to confess their love to @static trout, but @static trout interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@long vine bragged to @paper badger about their combat skills. @paper badger didn't really know @long vine and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@ember fern woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @long vine found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @ember fern with bug spray. @ember fern died.

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@formal badge pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @slate wing.

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@static trout used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@tight niche fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@pastel timber trapped @granite root in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@carmine cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@long vine sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @long vine died.

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@true wren went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@granite root was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @granite root's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @granite root died.

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@paper badger got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@formal badge was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @formal badge died.

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@slate wing began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@tight niche started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@paper badger ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@tight niche marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@pastel timber dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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There was a snake in @pastel timber's boot! @pastel timber died.

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@static trout accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@slate wing relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@paper badger accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @paper badger died.

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@true wren tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @true wren keeled over from a heart attack. @true wren died.

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@slate wing tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @slate wing died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@tight niche came out of @carmine cairn's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@static trout followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @static trout died.

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@tight niche used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@tight niche took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @static trout
150 points go to 4th place: @slate wing
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @paper badger
100 points go to 7th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @granite root
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @slate wing, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @true wren, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@brave shore spiced up @glacial totem's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @glacial totem died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@blissful goblet dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @slate wing, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @slate wing died.

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@long vine covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@formal badge went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@tight niche passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@true wren tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@raw moss pumped @static trout full of lead. No one was hurt, but @static trout's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@blissful goblet had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@carmine cairn was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@blissful goblet summoned a solar eclipse while @true wren was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @blissful goblet died.

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@true wren started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @true wren soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @true wren died.

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@formal badge let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@static trout and @brave shore attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@formal badge used a Medusa Head on @livid shuttle and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn made some Synonym Rolls for @tight niche and @long vine. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@formal badge found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @formal badge died.

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@long vine accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @long vine died.

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@tight niche threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @static trout would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @static trout died.

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@brave shore started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@tight niche started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@brave shore was arrested for killing @carmine cairn with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @static trout
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud lava Jan 10, 2026, 5:49 AM

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lime creek Jan 10, 2026, 6:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, and @lime creek
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A mysterious stranger gave @glacial totem a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @lime creek with it. However, @glacial totem clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@blissful goblet snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @blissful goblet died.

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@tight niche equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @proud lava into approaching. @tight niche then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @proud lava with two Sniper Rifle shots. @proud lava died.

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@long vine tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@lime creek started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @lime creek is still slurping that noodle.

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@livid shuttle ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge wrote @lime creek's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @lime creek died.

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@raw moss considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@carmine cairn lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@formal badge underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @formal badge died.

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@long vine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tight niche observed disapprovingly.

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@carmine cairn took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@raw moss started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@long vine had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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Someone let the dogs out! @long vine tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @long vine died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @carmine cairn being mercilessly tickled by @raw moss.

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@tight niche had a sleepover with @carmine cairn, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@raw moss looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@raw moss tried to kill @tight niche, but failed to ask for consent.

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@tight niche ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @tight niche died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @raw moss's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Jan 10, 2026, 6:38 AM

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true wren Jan 10, 2026, 6:38 AM

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lime creek Jan 10, 2026, 6:44 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 10, 2026, 7:15 AM

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tight niche Jan 10, 2026, 7:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @earnest sluice, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @true wren, @formal badge, and @lime creek
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@formal badge drew swords on the ground. @peak yoke started stomping all over them. Furious, @formal badge picked one up and stabbed @peak yoke with it.. @peak yoke died.

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@true wren was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @true wren died.

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@formal badge was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @formal badge died.

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@lime creek realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @lime creek died.

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@tranquil wyvern purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tranquil wyvern ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@carmine cairn visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @carmine cairn thought her hands were more interesting.

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@earnest sluice opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@earnest sluice thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @earnest sluice died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@carmine cairn threw @fiery belfry in the washing machine and turned it on. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@carmine cairn practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @static trout and @raw moss got their chainsaws ready.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @static trout. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @carmine cairn's fault.

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@raw moss went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tight niche had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@tight niche breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @static trout
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest sluice
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lime creek Jan 10, 2026, 7:39 AM

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static trout Jan 10, 2026, 7:41 AM

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steel sentinel Jan 10, 2026, 7:57 AM

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brave shore Jan 10, 2026, 7:59 AM

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long vine Jan 10, 2026, 8:03 AM

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amber ermine Jan 10, 2026, 8:20 AM

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pastel timber Jan 10, 2026, 8:22 AM

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analog vale Jan 10, 2026, 8:28 AM

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tight niche Jan 10, 2026, 8:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@analog vale, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @earnest sluice, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @pastel timber, @steel sentinel, @brave shore, and @lime creek
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@blissful goblet found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @blissful goblet walked out the door.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@steel sentinel tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@static trout was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @brave shore wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @amber ermine killed the Traveling Merchant first. @amber ermine died.

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@blissful goblet baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @blissful goblet died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @raw moss's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@lime creek wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@lime creek, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @lime creek died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @earnest sluice's eye sockets. @earnest sluice died.

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@tight niche knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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While streaming a fitness game, @raw moss accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@long vine got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@pastel timber entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @pastel timber died.

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@long vine's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @long vine died.

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@analog vale saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @analog vale died.

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@tight niche threw @brave shore into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @tight niche a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@tight niche managed to kill @tranquil wyvern by doing absolutely nothing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @raw moss was flattened by a road roller. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @analog vale
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel timber
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest sluice
100 points go to 10th place: @lime creek

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tight niche Jan 10, 2026, 9:24 AM

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@tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @true wren, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @lime creek
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@formal badge played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@brave shore literally impeached @tight niche by squashing them under a giant peach. @tight niche died.

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@livid shuttle saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@amber ermine was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @true wren's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@lime creek's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@nova plover found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@tranquil wyvern was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@blissful goblet tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@amber ermine was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@lime creek started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@blissful goblet forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @blissful goblet died.

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@nova plover tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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After partying all night, @livid shuttle was shot by @formal badge in a swimming pool. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @formal badge died.

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@lime creek used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tranquil wyvern tested this theory on @lime creek, who bounced, and ended up being right. @lime creek died.

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@steel sentinel hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @brave shore's house. @brave shore started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@true wren performed open heart surgery on @tranquil wyvern, even though @tranquil wyvern never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@true wren sat on a wall. @true wren had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @true wren together again. @true wren died.

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@raw moss opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@raw moss tried to shoot an apple off of @brave shore's head. @raw moss's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @brave shore died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @steel sentinel managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@raw moss accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

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steel sentinel Jan 10, 2026, 10:16 AM

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blissful goblet Jan 10, 2026, 10:26 AM

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brave shore Jan 10, 2026, 10:31 AM

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ebon matrix Jan 10, 2026, 11:16 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@analog vale, @eager coyote, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @ebon matrix, @nova plover, @formal badge, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @analog vale is now goo. @analog vale died.

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@sweet fractal escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@livid shuttle swung a Copper Broadsword at @eager coyote and missed. However, @eager coyote acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @livid shuttle to receive a yellow card.

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@eager coyote forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @eager coyote died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @long vine farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @long vine died.

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@blissful goblet forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @blissful goblet died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @tranquil wyvern was the trumpet, @nova plover was the clarinetist, @ebon matrix was the drummer, and @sweet fractal was the drum. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @nova plover die

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A Martian Probe spotted @tranquil wyvern, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @tranquil wyvern was too boring.

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@nova plover unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @nova plover died.

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@brave shore tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@ebon matrix wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@steel sentinel was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @steel sentinel dried.

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@formal badge rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @formal badge with unnecessary advice.

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While riding on minecart rails, @formal badge accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @brave shore died.

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While playing at the beach, @ebon matrix buried @tranquil wyvern in the sand. It took @tranquil wyvern several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@ebon matrix put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @ebon matrix died.

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@steel sentinel overwhelmed @tranquil wyvern with a storm of flying bananas. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @ebon matrix
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Jan 10, 2026, 11:42 AM

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fiery belfry Jan 10, 2026, 11:59 AM

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nova plover Jan 10, 2026, 12:06 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 10, 2026, 12:16 PM

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analog vale Jan 10, 2026, 12:21 PM

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round knot Jan 10, 2026, 12:29 PM

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stable scarab Jan 10, 2026, 12:32 PM

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amber ermine Jan 10, 2026, 12:43 PM

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abstract thunder Jan 10, 2026, 1:00 PM

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ember fern Jan 10, 2026, 1:17 PM

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long vine Jan 10, 2026, 1:18 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@analog vale, @stable scarab, @ember fern, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @round knot, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @abstract thunder, @nova plover, @formal badge, and @livid shuttle
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@ember fern started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@analog vale went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @analog vale died.

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@long vine walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@livid shuttle shot their Onyx Blaster to the left of @stable scarab just to scare them. @stable scarab heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @stable scarab died.

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@fiery belfry spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @round knot. @fiery belfry died.

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@sweet fractal captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@abstract thunder climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @amber ermine and @steel sentinel.

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@nova plover swapped @amber ermine's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @amber ermine then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @amber ermine died.

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@formal badge watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@sweet fractal began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@steel sentinel called @round knot a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @round knot died.

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@abstract thunder added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@sweet fractal gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Palladium Sword.

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@tranquil wyvern was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@formal badge started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@abstract thunder took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @abstract thunder died.

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@steel sentinel started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@long vine hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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The sun burnt @nova plover into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@livid shuttle attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@formal badge tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @formal badge. @formal badge died.

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@livid shuttle tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@nova plover followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @nova plover died.

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@long vine tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @long vine decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @tranquil wyvern into fertilizer. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @ember fern, @long vine leaned away and farted.

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@ember fern died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @ember fern died.

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@long vine started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @long vine - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @long vine then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@long vine found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @ember fern
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @round knot

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ember fern Jan 10, 2026, 1:39 PM

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amber ermine Jan 10, 2026, 1:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 10, 2026, 1:48 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 10, 2026, 1:55 PM

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ebon matrix Jan 10, 2026, 2:11 PM

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raw moss Jan 10, 2026, 2:11 PM

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oak temple Jan 10, 2026, 2:12 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 10, 2026, 2:18 PM

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formal badge Jan 10, 2026, 2:29 PM

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brave shore Jan 10, 2026, 2:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @ember fern, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, @formal badge, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@blissful goblet found some Diamond Ore. @oak temple quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@brave shore won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@amber ermine had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@formal badge created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @formal badge's artistic genius.

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@raw moss traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @raw moss did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @ebon matrix, who silenced @amber ermine by filling their hiding place with water. @amber ermine died.

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@blissful goblet brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @blissful goblet died.

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@ember fern teleported behind @ebon matrix using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @ebon matrix died.

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@oak temple put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @oak temple whole. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @formal badge knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@brave shore made fun of @ember fern for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @ember fern shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @brave shore died.

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@formal badge tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@steel sentinel saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@steel sentinel ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@formal badge fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@ember fern took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @ember fern died.

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@steel sentinel started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@formal badge was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@steel sentinel visited @formal badge, but no one was home. @steel sentinel felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@steel sentinel was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @steel sentinel let them be.

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@formal badge teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@steel sentinel became convinced that @formal badge was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @formal badge, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@formal badge decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@formal badge forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @formal badge died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @formal badge
250 points go to 3rd place: @ember fern
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

ember fern Jan 10, 2026, 2:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 2:39 PM

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@ember fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Jan 10, 2026, 2:39 PM

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bb!register

abstract thunder Jan 10, 2026, 2:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 2:39 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fluid charm Jan 10, 2026, 2:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 2:39 PM

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@fluid charm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ebon matrix Jan 10, 2026, 2:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 2:39 PM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 10, 2026, 2:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 2:44 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

blissful goblet Jan 10, 2026, 2:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 2:55 PM

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@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 10, 2026, 2:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 2:56 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Jan 10, 2026, 3:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 3:01 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 10, 2026, 3:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 10, 2026, 3:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @ember fern, @raw moss, @fluid charm, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, @abstract thunder, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@carmine cairn saw @raw moss standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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The moon hit @blissful goblet's eye like a big pizza pie. @blissful goblet died.

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@formal badge told @abstract thunder that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @abstract thunder vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@abstract thunder swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @abstract thunder died.

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@steel sentinel was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@ember fern performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@fluid charm rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @fluid charm died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal @ebon matrix's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@formal badge baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@carmine cairn tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@formal badge sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@steel sentinel and @ebon matrix played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @steel sentinel was the chicken. @ebon matrix died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @tranquil wyvern died.