#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 92

gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 7:36 PM

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@haughty token had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @haughty token's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @haughty token died.

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@tranquil wyvern did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@north jacinth drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @eager coyote saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @north jacinth stabbed them in the back. @eager coyote died.

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@north jacinth swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @north jacinth died.

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@tranquil wyvern made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@oak temple followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @tranquil wyvern didn't know that.

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@tight niche saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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A witch prophesized that @tranquil wyvern would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@carmine cairn cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@tranquil wyvern hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@tight niche wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@tranquil wyvern started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tight niche was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @north jacinth
150 points go to 6th place: @eager coyote
100 points go to 7th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @oak flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Jan 8, 2026, 7:51 PM

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eager coyote Jan 8, 2026, 8:01 PM

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haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 8:06 PM

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amber ermine Jan 8, 2026, 8:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:10 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 8, 2026, 8:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:10 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 8:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:17 PM

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oak flicker Jan 8, 2026, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:29 PM

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astral glacier Jan 8, 2026, 8:29 PM

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tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 8:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

tired snow Jan 8, 2026, 8:44 PM

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glacial totem Jan 8, 2026, 8:45 PM

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silent shore Jan 8, 2026, 8:52 PM

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tender helm Jan 8, 2026, 8:59 PM

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peak yoke Jan 8, 2026, 9:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:00 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 8, 2026, 9:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:18 PM

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velvet dune Jan 8, 2026, 9:27 PM

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oak temple Jan 8, 2026, 9:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:28 PM

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nova plover Jan 8, 2026, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@oak flicker, @glacial totem, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tender helm, @tight niche, @silent shore, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @velvet dune, @astral glacier, @haughty token, @sweet fractal, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @nova plover suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@carmine cairn somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@oak flicker was buried under an avalanche that @astral glacier had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @oak flicker died.

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@glacial totem used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @glacial totem didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @glacial totem died.

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@oak temple 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @eager coyote to death. @eager coyote died.

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@static trout entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @static trout died.

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@tender helm was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @tender helm into the freezing cold water. @tender helm died.

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@sweet fractal and @silent shore discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@silent shore tried to save @peak yoke's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @silent shore died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @silent shore died.

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@amber ermine played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@peak yoke decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@peak yoke caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @peak yoke died.

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@astral glacier always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @astral glacier died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@haughty token accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @haughty token died.

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The moon hit @sweet fractal's eye like a big pizza pie. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @oak temple some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern chewed some gum. It made @tranquil wyvern feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet dune ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @velvet dune died.

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@tight niche learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@carmine cairn claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@tight niche confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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There once was a @tight niche who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @tight niche's insides, and all the animals were freed. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 9th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet dune Jan 8, 2026, 9:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:39 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 8, 2026, 9:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:39 PM

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nova plover Jan 8, 2026, 9:40 PM

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oak flicker Jan 8, 2026, 9:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:41 PM

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haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 9:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:52 PM

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glacial totem Jan 8, 2026, 9:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 9:54 PM

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peak yoke Jan 8, 2026, 9:58 PM

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static trout Jan 8, 2026, 10:01 PM

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fallow thunder Jan 8, 2026, 10:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 10:04 PM

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ember fern Jan 8, 2026, 10:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 10:07 PM

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stable scarab Jan 8, 2026, 10:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 10:14 PM

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amber ermine Jan 8, 2026, 10:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 10:19 PM

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tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 10:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 10:27 PM

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static trout Jan 8, 2026, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 10:28 PM

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@static trout, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 10:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @glacial totem, @oak flicker, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @ember fern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @velvet dune, @haughty token, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, and @fallow thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @amber ermine managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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While exploring the Jungle, @oak flicker needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @oak flicker. @oak flicker died.

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@amber ermine looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet dune sniped @nova plover with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @velvet dune, it was opposite day. @velvet dune died.

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@glacial totem tried to kill @carmine cairn by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@stable scarab learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@sweet fractal took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @sweet fractal died.

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@haughty token tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@nova plover explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@haughty token didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @fallow thunder, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @fallow thunder died.

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@ember fern found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@haughty token had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @haughty token died.

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@static trout started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@tight niche decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@nova plover vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @nova plover died.

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@static trout declared war against @stable scarab because they didn't like something @stable scarab said in their AMA.

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@static trout drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @static trout died.

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@ember fern kept talking, but stopped after @glacial totem held up their hand. @glacial totem demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@stable scarab tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @stable scarab died.

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@ember fern learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @ember fern died.

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@carmine cairn murdered @tight niche with a knife, but it was actually @glacial totem in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @carmine cairn didn't care that much. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @carmine cairn was flattened by a road roller. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 5th place: @stable scarab
150 points go to 6th place: @static trout
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 9th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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haughty token Jan 8, 2026, 10:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 10:39 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ember fern Jan 8, 2026, 10:43 PM

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static trout Jan 8, 2026, 10:43 PM

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glacial totem Jan 8, 2026, 10:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 10:44 PM

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nova plover Jan 8, 2026, 11:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 11:02 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 8, 2026, 11:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 11:07 PM

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fallow thunder Jan 8, 2026, 11:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 11:16 PM

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stable scarab Jan 8, 2026, 11:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 11:20 PM

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@stable scarab, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Jan 8, 2026, 11:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 11:22 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 8, 2026, 11:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 11:22 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 8, 2026, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 8, 2026, 11:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Jan 8, 2026, 11:29 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @ember fern, @long vine, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @haughty token, @nova plover, @livid shuttle, and @fallow thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @glacial totem flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@amber ermine started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@stable scarab found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@ember fern didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @stable scarab's. @stable scarab died.

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@static trout invited @haughty token to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @static trout was mauled by wolves. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@tight niche met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tight niche ended up completely fine.

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@amber ermine traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @amber ermine did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@nova plover took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@peak yoke stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@livid shuttle failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@carmine cairn shot a sand block at @nova plover with a Sandgun, but @nova plover managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@haughty token asked for @fallow thunder's autograph. At first, @fallow thunder was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@long vine was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@ember fern and @tight niche had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@peak yoke ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @peak yoke died.

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@glacial totem got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @haughty token's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @haughty token died.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@nova plover read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @nova plover then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@livid shuttle ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @livid shuttle died.

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@fallow thunder made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @fallow thunder died.

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@glacial totem almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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The Demolitionist told @ember fern that it was a good day to die. @ember fern thought so too. @ember fern died.

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@long vine used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@carmine cairn added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@tight niche preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@long vine angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@glacial totem needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@carmine cairn was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@carmine cairn made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @glacial totem walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@glacial totem made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@glacial totem felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @glacial totem died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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There are 15 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @ember fern, @long vine, @next ravine, @brazen plaza, @haughty token, @severe fable, @abstract thunder, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, @fallow thunder, and @spring bluff
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@brazen plaza saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@static trout tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @static trout died.

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@next ravine solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@nova plover and @ember fern swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@next ravine tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @next ravine died.

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@glacial totem started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@livid shuttle descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@haughty token started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@spring bluff attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@haughty token was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @haughty token died.

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@severe fable's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @severe fable died.

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@tight niche finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@abstract thunder became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@abstract thunder touched @tight niche's gun without permission. @abstract thunder died.

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@ember fern started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @long vine and @carmine cairn out.

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@nova plover started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@glacial totem started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@livid shuttle heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@brazen plaza stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@livid shuttle swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @livid shuttle died.

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@spring bluff performed surgery on a grape.

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@brazen plaza accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@nova plover fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @nova plover died.

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@fallow thunder clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @fallow thunder died.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@glacial totem put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@ember fern tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @ember fern quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@spring bluff fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @carmine cairn. @spring bluff died.

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@glacial totem received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@ember fern found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @long vine, who silenced @ember fern by filling their hiding place with water. @ember fern died.

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@brazen plaza played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @brazen plaza died.

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@long vine woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @tight niche found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @long vine with bug spray. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@carmine cairn underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@tight niche got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 5th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @spring bluff
100 points go to 8th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @ember fern, @long vine, @oak temple, @haughty token, @fair niche, @fallow thunder, @near mortar, and @trail belfry
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@oak temple and @near mortar were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @oak temple played solitaire. @near mortar stood behind them and watched.

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@long vine rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @long vine with unnecessary advice.

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@fair niche accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@glacial totem went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @fallow thunder and @tight niche summoned the Impending Doom. @glacial totem died.

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@haughty token found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@ember fern found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@carmine cairn took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@long vine became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @long vine died.

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@haughty token vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @haughty token died.

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@tight niche lulled @fair niche into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @fair niche died.

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@fallow thunder began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @fallow thunder died.

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@oak temple wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@ember fern sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@near mortar wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @near mortar died.

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@trail belfry made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@tight niche tricked @trail belfry into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @trail belfry died.

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No one told @oak temple that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @oak temple died.

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@ember fern tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tight niche overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@ember fern embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @ember fern tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @ember fern died.

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@tight niche reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

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@carmine cairn sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @ember fern
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @trail belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @fair niche
100 points go to 9th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Jan 9, 2026, 2:14 AM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 2:29 AM

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brave shore Jan 9, 2026, 2:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @ember fern, @fiery belfry, @sonic skiff, @haughty token, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @fallow thunder
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@tight niche watched @sonic skiff go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @sonic skiff was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @stable scarab saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @ember fern stabbed them in the back. @stable scarab died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @static trout. Apparently, not that many. @static trout died.

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@fiery belfry began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@haughty token combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@fallow thunder jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@raw moss ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @raw moss said "thanks, you too." @raw moss died.

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@brave shore talked with @fallow thunder about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@sonic skiff used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @sonic skiff died.

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@haughty token and @fiery belfry built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@haughty token broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @haughty token died.

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@livid shuttle tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @fallow thunder found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @fallow thunder died.

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@fiery belfry summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@fiery belfry did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @fiery belfry died.

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@ember fern took aim at @carmine cairn from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@tight niche was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@brave shore chewed some gum. It made @brave shore feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @brave shore died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @ember fern disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@carmine cairn tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @tight niche was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@ember fern received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @ember fern died.

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@tight niche started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@tight niche was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @ember fern
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @haughty token
100 points go to 9th place: @sonic skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Jan 9, 2026, 2:38 AM

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long vine Jan 9, 2026, 2:50 AM

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stable scarab Jan 9, 2026, 2:58 AM

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hardy patio Jan 9, 2026, 3:01 AM

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static trout Jan 9, 2026, 3:13 AM

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carmine cairn Jan 9, 2026, 3:25 AM

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deep shuttle Jan 9, 2026, 3:26 AM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 3:29 AM

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glacial totem Jan 9, 2026, 3:48 AM

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subtle spire Jan 9, 2026, 4:00 AM

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peak yoke Jan 9, 2026, 4:08 AM

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slim fractal Jan 9, 2026, 4:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 4:30 AM

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brave shore Jan 9, 2026, 4:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @stable scarab, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @deep shuttle, @tight niche, @slim fractal, @long vine, @peak yoke, @hardy patio, @brave shore, and @subtle spire
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem and @deep shuttle were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @glacial totem, but left @deep shuttle alone because they smelled funny. @glacial totem died.

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@stable scarab was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @stable scarab died.

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@peak yoke drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@long vine cut through @static trout with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @static trout died.

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@deep shuttle was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @deep shuttle died.

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@brave shore bought a Gatligator and fired it at @hardy patio for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @brave shore furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@slim fractal took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@carmine cairn disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@subtle spire found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@hardy patio boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@peak yoke found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@tight niche trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@brave shore saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @slim fractal instead. @slim fractal died.

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@long vine's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @long vine to notice them. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tied up @tight niche and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @tight niche to die. However, @tight niche managed to escape from their bonds.

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@peak yoke heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @peak yoke died.

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@hardy patio drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@subtle spire drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@brave shore started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@carmine cairn sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@brave shore zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @carmine cairn's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@subtle spire triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @subtle spire died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @brave shore that there was something stuck in their teeth. @brave shore checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@carmine cairn made up their own language and used it to threaten @tight niche, who simply scratched their head.

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@tight niche burst with happiness, quite literally. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle spire
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @slim fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @proud lava, @glass vine, @astral glacier, @hardy patio, @livid shuttle, @brave shore, and @spring bluff
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@fiery belfry argued with @glass vine about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@carmine cairn spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@hardy patio needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@fiery belfry was in the middle of taking a shower when @proud lava took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @long vine died.

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@spring bluff tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@blissful goblet challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @blissful goblet died.

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@astral glacier tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@raw moss was dunked on by @carmine cairn. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@glass vine drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@proud lava went down @hardy patio's chimney to deliver presents, but @hardy patio's fireplace was still in use. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle and @brave shore found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@spring bluff watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@astral glacier invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @glass vine, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @glass vine died.

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@raw moss held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@carmine cairn accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @carmine cairn allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@hardy patio found a hill and started to roll down it. @hardy patio was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @hardy patio died.

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@spring bluff drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@brave shore found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@livid shuttle pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@brave shore started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @brave shore died.

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@astral glacier drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @spring bluff.

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@spring bluff skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @spring bluff died.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @raw moss with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@astral glacier went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss trapped @carmine cairn in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @carmine cairn managed to escape regardless.

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@carmine cairn pointed a wooden wand at @raw moss and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw moss was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @spring bluff
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @hardy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful goblet

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@brave shore had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Sniper Rifle. Obviously, this failed.

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@static trout drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@raw moss tried to attack @hardy patio with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@formal badge obscured @steel sentinel's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @steel sentinel escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@tranquil wyvern spoke softly to @carmine cairn while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @static trout died.

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@long vine tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@long vine summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@amber ermine was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @amber ermine died.

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@formal badge stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@hardy patio got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @hardy patio died.

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@steel sentinel fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@brave shore and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tranquil wyvern was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@tranquil wyvern and @brave shore fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tranquil wyvern won by breaking @brave shore's spine. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @raw moss got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@raw moss built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@steel sentinel brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@raw moss decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@steel sentinel finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@steel sentinel had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @raw moss shot them with an arrow. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@raw moss, @full minnow, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @vital current, @steel sentinel, @true wren, @sweet fractal, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @eternal sage
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@eternal sage bashed @true wren in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@vital current and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @brave shore tattled on them.

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@long vine made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @long vine died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @blissful goblet. @blissful goblet died.

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@full minnow spun around in a full circle and shot @vital current with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @vital current died.

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@formal badge felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@livid shuttle took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@true wren made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @true wren died.

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@gray sky became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge wished for the ability to fly. @hardy patio granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel played Frisbee with @eternal sage using a Light Disc, but @eternal sage unfortunately didn't have five hands. @eternal sage died.

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@tranquil wyvern heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@sweet fractal tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @sweet fractal died.

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@full minnow tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @full minnow died.

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@hardy patio built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @hardy patio died.

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@tranquil wyvern was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@livid shuttle was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel blew @raw moss to bits using an exploding bed. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @full minnow
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @eternal sage
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @formal badge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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eternal sage Jan 9, 2026, 10:54 AM

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long vine Jan 9, 2026, 11:00 AM

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raw moss Jan 9, 2026, 11:00 AM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 9, 2026, 11:02 AM

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formal badge Jan 9, 2026, 11:07 AM

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sweet fractal Jan 9, 2026, 11:10 AM

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true wren Jan 9, 2026, 11:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 11:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 11:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @steel sentinel, @true wren, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @eternal sage
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@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@sweet fractal wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@eternal sage got a piggyback ride from @raw moss, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @raw moss died.

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@formal badge started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@long vine tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @long vine quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@tranquil wyvern overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@brave shore and @steel sentinel had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@gray sky constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@long vine was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @sweet fractal tried putting @long vine back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @long vine died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @true wren thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@gray sky wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@tranquil wyvern purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@true wren curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @true wren in half. @true wren died.

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@eternal sage decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@sweet fractal trash talked @formal badge, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @sweet fractal suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @sweet fractal died.

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@eternal sage found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@formal badge attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@eternal sage started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@eternal sage sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @eternal sage died.

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@tranquil wyvern hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @brave shore used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @eternal sage
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Jan 9, 2026, 11:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 11:46 AM

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true wren Jan 9, 2026, 12:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 9, 2026, 12:04 PM

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vague sequoia Jan 9, 2026, 12:14 PM

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formal badge Jan 9, 2026, 12:16 PM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 12:25 PM

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hardy patio Jan 9, 2026, 12:26 PM

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eternal sage Jan 9, 2026, 12:26 PM

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raw moss Jan 9, 2026, 12:29 PM

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zenith root Jan 9, 2026, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 12:30 PM

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brave shore Jan 9, 2026, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 12:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@zenith root, @tight niche, @raw moss, @vague sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @true wren, @hardy patio, @formal badge, @brave shore, and @eternal sage
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@zenith root found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @zenith root died.

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@tight niche 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @vague sequoia to death. @vague sequoia died.

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@tranquil wyvern went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tranquil wyvern decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@eternal sage built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@formal badge was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @eternal sage's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @eternal sage died.

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@hardy patio "borrowed" @raw moss's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @raw moss's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @hardy patio could return it.

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@true wren picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @true wren died.

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@brave shore equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@tranquil wyvern finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tight niche thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@tranquil wyvern was stalking @brave shore's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @tight niche died.

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@hardy patio and @steel sentinel were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @hardy patio played solitaire. @steel sentinel stood behind them and watched.

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@hardy patio was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @hardy patio died.

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@brave shore called @steel sentinel a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@raw moss paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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While examining a strange emblem, @raw moss accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @eternal sage
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @vague sequoia

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 9, 2026, 12:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 12:37 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 9, 2026, 12:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 12:40 PM

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long vine Jan 9, 2026, 12:41 PM

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brave shore Jan 9, 2026, 12:45 PM

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true wren Jan 9, 2026, 12:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 12:47 PM

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hardy patio Jan 9, 2026, 12:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 12:54 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 9, 2026, 1:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 1:02 PM

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gray sky Jan 9, 2026, 1:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 1:23 PM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 1:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 1:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @true wren, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @livid shuttle, and @brave shore
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@livid shuttle tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@hardy patio built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @hardy patio died.

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@raw moss sharpened @livid shuttle's face at a Sharpening Station. @livid shuttle became the sharpest tool in the shed. @livid shuttle died.

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@gray sky used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @gray sky died.

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@long vine found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @brave shore, @tight niche, and @true wren. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern iwwegawy owoed to @raw moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was walked on by a Martian Walker. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@long vine accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @long vine died.

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@brave shore and @steel sentinel had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @raw moss sped up the process by stabbing @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy patio

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raw moss Jan 9, 2026, 1:40 PM

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gray sky Jan 9, 2026, 1:45 PM

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haughty token Jan 9, 2026, 1:48 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 9, 2026, 1:51 PM

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fallow thunder Jan 9, 2026, 1:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 9, 2026, 2:00 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 9, 2026, 2:00 PM

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hardy patio Jan 9, 2026, 2:04 PM

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nova plover Jan 9, 2026, 2:05 PM

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near mortar Jan 9, 2026, 2:06 PM

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stable scarab Jan 9, 2026, 2:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 2:10 PM

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eager coyote Jan 9, 2026, 2:20 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 9, 2026, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 2:27 PM

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brave shore Jan 9, 2026, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 2:29 PM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 2:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @blissful goblet, @steel sentinel, @haughty token, @hardy patio, @gray sky, @nova plover, @brave shore, @fallow thunder, and @near mortar
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@stable scarab defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @stable scarab died.

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@haughty token touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@carmine cairn pulled out their Silver Shortsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @carmine cairn pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@gray sky, @nova plover, and @near mortar worked on a group project, but it looked like @gray sky was doing most of the work.

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@tight niche chased @eager coyote with their Rich Mahogany Sword. @eager coyote tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @tight niche. @eager coyote died.

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@steel sentinel dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @steel sentinel is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@brave shore watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@hardy patio used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@blissful goblet spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @blissful goblet still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @blissful goblet died.

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@raw moss pickpocketed @haughty token, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@haughty token tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @near mortar's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @haughty token died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@gray sky tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @gray sky's brains. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @nova plover some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @nova plover died.

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@fallow thunder dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @hardy patio diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@steel sentinel offered to add a gold trim to @carmine cairn's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@fallow thunder ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @fallow thunder died.

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@raw moss tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@near mortar saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@hardy patio modified @near mortar's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @near mortar was never seen again. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche hid from @steel sentinel after @carmine cairn exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@brave shore took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @hardy patio. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@hardy patio fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @hardy patio died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @raw moss tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@steel sentinel was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@carmine cairn was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 9, 2026, 2:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 2:40 PM

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long vine Jan 9, 2026, 2:46 PM

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nova plover Jan 9, 2026, 2:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 2:52 PM

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stable scarab Jan 9, 2026, 2:54 PM

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hardy patio Jan 9, 2026, 2:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 2:58 PM

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eager coyote Jan 9, 2026, 2:59 PM

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round knot Jan 9, 2026, 3:00 PM

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steel sentinel Jan 9, 2026, 3:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 9, 2026, 3:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:17 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 9, 2026, 3:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:20 PM

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peak yoke Jan 9, 2026, 3:24 PM

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tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 3:27 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @carmine cairn, @eager coyote, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @peak yoke, @round knot, @steel sentinel, @hardy patio, and @nova plover
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@stable scarab loves @hardy patio to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @stable scarab died.

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@eager coyote tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@long vine squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@nova plover made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@tranquil wyvern built a floating city and named it "England".

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@carmine cairn started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@eager coyote dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @eager coyote died.

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@raw moss gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @raw moss died.

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@long vine started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @long vine suddenly didn't feel so good. @long vine died.

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@peak yoke was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @peak yoke died.

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@hardy patio screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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Rumors started spreading that @steel sentinel was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @steel sentinel.

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@tight niche trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@round knot decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @round knot died.

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@tranquil wyvern yelled, "Duck!" @nova plover excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @nova plover died.

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@hardy patio and @steel sentinel were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@carmine cairn found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@tranquil wyvern jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@hardy patio got impaled by Mourning Wood. @hardy patio died.

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@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@steel sentinel was tired of @carmine cairn constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @carmine cairn's front yard. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @hardy patio
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @round knot
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

stable scarab Jan 9, 2026, 3:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:37 PM

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@stable scarab, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 9, 2026, 3:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:37 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Jan 9, 2026, 3:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:43 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Jan 9, 2026, 3:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:44 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Jan 9, 2026, 3:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:45 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 9, 2026, 3:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:46 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

blissful goblet Jan 9, 2026, 3:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:48 PM

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@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Jan 9, 2026, 3:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:49 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

eager coyote Jan 9, 2026, 3:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:58 PM

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@eager coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Jan 9, 2026, 4:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 4:03 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Jan 9, 2026, 4:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 4:07 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

haughty token Jan 9, 2026, 4:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 4:16 PM

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@haughty token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 9, 2026, 4:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 4:19 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 9, 2026, 4:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 9, 2026, 4:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@stable scarab, @eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @raw moss, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @peak yoke, @haughty token, @gray sky, @formal badge, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@stable scarab drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@raw moss was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@peak yoke was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @nova plover flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@stable scarab followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @stable scarab discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @stable scarab died.

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@eager coyote contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @eager coyote died.

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@static trout accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @static trout died.

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@formal badge painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@amber ermine tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tranquil wyvern's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@blissful goblet went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @blissful goblet died.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@peak yoke got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@haughty token didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @haughty token died.

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@formal badge beat @gray sky into a pulp with a stale baguette. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@nova plover invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@raw moss was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@nova plover was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @tranquil wyvern was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @tranquil wyvern died.