#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 89

blissful goblet Jan 6, 2026, 12:16 PM

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round knot Jan 6, 2026, 12:17 PM

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tight niche Jan 6, 2026, 12:20 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@analog vale, @eager coyote, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @iron oar, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @round knot, @gray sky, @jaunty notch, and @nova plover
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@long vine slammed @eager coyote into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @eager coyote died.

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@round knot tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@raw moss promised @iron oar that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @iron oar died.

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@jolly swift tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@jaunty notch tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@tight niche tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@gray sky managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@analog vale was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@gray sky wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@long vine drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@jaunty notch tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@round knot's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@blissful goblet and @tight niche played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@tranquil wyvern was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@nova plover finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@raw moss almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@analog vale dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @long vine, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @long vine died.

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@blissful goblet dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @blissful goblet died.

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@round knot sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@gray sky started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@tight niche faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@jaunty notch vaporized @round knot with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @round knot died.

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@gray sky found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@nova plover and @jolly swift strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @nova plover suggested using cover against them. @jolly swift recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@raw moss found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@gray sky discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @gray sky died.

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@jaunty notch fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @jaunty notch died.

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@tight niche wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@nova plover tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@analog vale swapped @nova plover's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @nova plover then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@analog vale learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @analog vale died.

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@jolly swift and @tight niche played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@jolly swift thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @jolly swift's potions with Red Potions. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss got stuck in @tight niche's Rod of Discord farm. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @analog vale
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @jaunty notch
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @round knot
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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analog vale Jan 6, 2026, 12:39 PM

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round knot Jan 6, 2026, 12:41 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 6, 2026, 12:42 PM

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jolly swift Jan 6, 2026, 12:49 PM

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eager coyote Jan 6, 2026, 12:49 PM

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near mortar Jan 6, 2026, 12:56 PM

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tawdry sedge Jan 6, 2026, 1:04 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 6, 2026, 1:09 PM

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amber ermine Jan 6, 2026, 1:10 PM

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peak yoke Jan 6, 2026, 1:10 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 6, 2026, 1:17 PM

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gray sky Jan 6, 2026, 1:26 PM

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brave shore Jan 6, 2026, 1:26 PM

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tight niche Jan 6, 2026, 1:28 PM

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nova plover Jan 6, 2026, 1:28 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@analog vale, @eager coyote, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @round knot, @tawdry sedge, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @nova plover, @brave shore, and @near mortar
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@sweet fractal ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@tranquil wyvern used an Inferno Fork to eat. @round knot thought they didn't notice, but @tranquil wyvern just really likes spicy food.

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@brave shore literally gaslighted @tranquil wyvern by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @amber ermine's. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@blissful goblet began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tight niche accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@nova plover became convinced that @peak yoke was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @peak yoke, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@peak yoke accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @peak yoke died.

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@blissful goblet tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @blissful goblet died.

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@round knot ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @round knot died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @nova plover knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@tawdry sedge got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @tawdry sedge died.

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@sweet fractal woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @nova plover died.

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@near mortar was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@eager coyote wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @eager coyote through the wall. @eager coyote died.

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@analog vale couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @analog vale died.

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@gray sky was in the middle of taking a shower when @jolly swift took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche was arrested for killing @jolly swift with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche opportunistically attacked @brave shore with a Orichalcum Sword while their cell phone was ringing. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @analog vale
150 points go to 6th place: @eager coyote
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @tawdry sedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Jan 6, 2026, 1:39 PM

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analog vale Jan 6, 2026, 1:39 PM

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gray sky Jan 6, 2026, 1:39 PM

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abstract thunder Jan 6, 2026, 1:40 PM

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round knot Jan 6, 2026, 1:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 6, 2026, 1:45 PM

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brave shore Jan 6, 2026, 1:50 PM

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long vine Jan 6, 2026, 1:58 PM

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sweet fractal Jan 6, 2026, 2:08 PM

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peak yoke Jan 6, 2026, 2:11 PM

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tight niche Jan 6, 2026, 2:25 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@analog vale, @eager coyote, @tight niche, @raw moss, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @peak yoke, @round knot, @sweet fractal, @gray sky, @abstract thunder, and @brave shore
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@analog vale tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @analog vale died.

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@brave shore wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @long vine on a spit. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@tranquil wyvern told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@peak yoke was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @peak yoke died.

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@round knot forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @round knot died.

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After opening a present, @raw moss discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@gray sky programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @gray sky died.

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@abstract thunder was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @abstract thunder died.

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@raw moss managed to kill @brave shore by doing absolutely nothing. @brave shore died.

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@eager coyote breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @eager coyote died.

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@sweet fractal tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@sweet fractal burst with happiness, quite literally. @sweet fractal died.

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@tight niche finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @round knot
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil wyvern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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eager coyote Jan 6, 2026, 2:38 PM

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gray sky Jan 6, 2026, 2:38 PM

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raw moss Jan 6, 2026, 2:38 PM

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jolly swift Jan 6, 2026, 3:03 PM

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near mortar Jan 6, 2026, 3:03 PM

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peak yoke Jan 6, 2026, 3:10 PM

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tawdry sedge Jan 6, 2026, 3:14 PM

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oak temple Jan 6, 2026, 3:23 PM

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true wren Jan 6, 2026, 3:23 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 6, 2026, 3:24 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 6, 2026, 3:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 6, 2026, 3:25 PM

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brave shore Jan 6, 2026, 3:27 PM

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tight niche Jan 6, 2026, 3:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @blissful goblet, @true wren, @tawdry sedge, @oak temple, @gray sky, @brave shore, and @near mortar
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@peak yoke was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @peak yoke died.

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@gray sky tried to shoot an apple off of @tawdry sedge's head. @gray sky's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @tawdry sedge died.

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@gray sky didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @brave shore died.

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@blissful goblet drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@near mortar dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @eager coyote, but @eager coyote simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @near mortar died.

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@oak temple started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @oak temple died.

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@tight niche complained that they had no life, so @jolly swift used a Life Drain to take @eager coyote's life and give it to @tight niche. @eager coyote died.

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@blissful goblet was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @blissful goblet died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @true wren. Apparently, not that many. @true wren died.

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@tight niche found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@jolly swift tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn overwhelmed @tight niche with a storm of flying bananas. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @raw moss blinked first.

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@carmine cairn placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 7th place: @eager coyote
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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eager coyote Jan 6, 2026, 3:38 PM

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oak temple Jan 6, 2026, 3:40 PM

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true wren Jan 6, 2026, 3:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Jan 6, 2026, 3:44 PM

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vestal mortar Jan 6, 2026, 3:44 PM

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blissful goblet Jan 6, 2026, 4:00 PM

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glacial totem Jan 6, 2026, 4:06 PM

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amber ermine Jan 6, 2026, 4:10 PM

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carmine cairn Jan 6, 2026, 4:20 PM

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astral glacier Jan 6, 2026, 4:21 PM

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tight niche Jan 6, 2026, 4:27 PM

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raw moss Jan 6, 2026, 4:29 PM

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@glacial totem, @eager coyote, @vestal mortar, @carmine cairn, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @true wren, @astral glacier, and @brave shore
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@glacial totem and @astral glacier were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @glacial totem fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore promised to @true wren that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@vestal mortar found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @amber ermine died.

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Hey @blissful goblet, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @blissful goblet died.

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@raw moss opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@eager coyote drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @eager coyote died.

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@tight niche tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@vestal mortar somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @vestal mortar died.

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@astral glacier tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@oak temple stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @oak temple died.

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@true wren accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@true wren was eaten by a tree. @true wren died.

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@raw moss was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@raw moss and @brave shore got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@tight niche rescued @astral glacier from drowning, but in reverse. @astral glacier died.

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A pretty fairy led @tight niche to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@raw moss pickpocketed @brave shore, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@raw moss declared war on emus. The emus won. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @vestal mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @eager coyote

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@oak temple had a wholesome reunion with @ashen spire, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@raw moss was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@spring bluff kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@jolly swift drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@carmine cairn reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @eager coyote in a Fish costume.

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@nova plover pumped @tight niche full of lead. No one was hurt, but @tight niche's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@raw moss tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @raw moss died.

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@nova plover hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @ashen spire's house. @ashen spire started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@gray sky found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@oak temple didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @oak temple died.

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@tight niche started barking like a dog while chasing @spring bluff.

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@gray sky accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@nova plover tried to explain to @tranquil wyvern that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @tranquil wyvern countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @nova plover died.

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@eager coyote tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@ashen spire shot @carmine cairn with a Water Gun. @carmine cairn shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@ashen spire snuck up behind @eager coyote, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @ashen spire decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@spring bluff accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @spring bluff died.

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@tight niche was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@carmine cairn wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@eager coyote wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @eager coyote died.

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@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@ashen spire sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @ashen spire died.

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@tight niche started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@tranquil wyvern was infected by a zombie virus. @tranquil wyvern died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @carmine cairn begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@carmine cairn spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@carmine cairn’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@carmine cairn went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@tranquil wyvern started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 5th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 6th place: @spring bluff
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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There are 13 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @blissful goblet, @astral glacier, @nova plover, @trail belfry, and @jaunty heath
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@carmine cairn was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss attacked @jolly swift with a Legendary Zenith, but @jolly swift's pen was mightier. @raw moss died.

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@oak temple toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @oak temple died.

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@amber ermine bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @amber ermine was blown to smithereens. @amber ermine died.

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@blissful goblet was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @blissful goblet died.

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@eager coyote drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @jaunty heath appeared instead.

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@astral glacier used the power of Flex Tape to stick @nova plover in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @nova plover's suffering to a swift end. @nova plover died.

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@trail belfry explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @trail belfry died.

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@eager coyote ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@astral glacier took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@jaunty heath pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @jaunty heath died.

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@tight niche built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@eager coyote became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @eager coyote died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@astral glacier tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@jolly swift gazed at clouds with @tight niche. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@jolly swift moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @jolly swift died.

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@astral glacier poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@tight niche was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @astral glacier!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @astral glacier
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 6th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 7th place: @trail belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 13 players remaining.
@eager coyote, @carmine cairn, @vestal mortar, @jolly swift, @static trout, @tight niche, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @trail belfry, and @jaunty heath
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@carmine cairn began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @carmine cairn died.

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@vestal mortar suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @vestal mortar died.

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@jolly swift was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @jolly swift died.

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@jaunty heath cut a specific wire in @static trout's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @eager coyote wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @tranquil wyvern all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@trail belfry climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@tight niche wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@peak yoke forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @peak yoke died.

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@trail belfry attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @tight niche watched the carnage from a safe distance. @trail belfry died.

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The Wizard showed @olive garden their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@jaunty heath wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @jaunty heath turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @jaunty heath died.

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@half magnet was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@eager coyote contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@eager coyote's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @eager coyote died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@half magnet caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @half magnet died.

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@tight niche combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@olive garden drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @tranquil wyvern was caught in the crossfire. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@olive garden walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @olive garden died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @olive garden
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @half magnet
150 points go to 5th place: @eager coyote
150 points go to 6th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 7th place: @trail belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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oak temple Jan 6, 2026, 8:15 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @eager coyote, @vestal mortar, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @ionic hawk, @next hemlock, @oak temple, @cloud moth, @half magnet, @amber ermine, @peak yoke, @nova plover, @trail belfry, and @jaunty heath
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@cloud moth thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@tight niche dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @carmine cairn diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@glacial totem heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @glacial totem died.

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@nova plover crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @nova plover's entire body.

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@peak yoke ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@eager coyote got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @eager coyote died.

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@half magnet saw @next hemlock trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @half magnet is calling the police!

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@trail belfry was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@amber ermine tried to stab @vestal mortar, but @vestal mortar's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @vestal mortar died.

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@ionic hawk saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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No one told @static trout that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @static trout died.

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@ionic hawk's skeleton decided that @ionic hawk wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @ionic hawk died.

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@cloud moth stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@next hemlock summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn threw @half magnet in the washing machine and turned it on. @half magnet died.

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@jaunty heath went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@trail belfry fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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There was a snake in @amber ermine's boot! @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn took aim at @nova plover from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@tight niche passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@cloud moth launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@trail belfry received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@jaunty heath planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@oak temple found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@jaunty heath and @tight niche were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@cloud moth tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@nova plover saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @nova plover died.

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@trail belfry adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@carmine cairn and @trail belfry were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @carmine cairn suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @trail belfry turned around to look. @trail belfry died.

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@jaunty heath got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @jaunty heath died.

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@oak temple tried to destroy @tight niche by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@carmine cairn soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @carmine cairn dyed.

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@oak temple was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @cloud moth. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @oak temple died.

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@tight niche became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @cloud moth caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@cloud moth was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @cloud moth died.

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@carmine cairn landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @carmine cairn accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @cloud moth
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @jaunty heath
150 points go to 6th place: @trail belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @half magnet

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @tight niche, @long vine, @half magnet, @peak yoke, @sullen hill, @spring bluff, @tropic yoke, and @trail belfry
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@glacial totem was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @glacial totem died.

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@tropic yoke invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@sullen hill considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@long vine wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@spring bluff invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tight niche tricked @static trout into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @static trout died.

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@trail belfry started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @peak yoke. Queen Bee died.

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@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@long vine had a terrible night. @long vine died.

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@trail belfry tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@peak yoke tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @peak yoke died.

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@spring bluff threw a Stink Potion at @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn threw a Toxic Flask right back. @spring bluff died.

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@sullen hill sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@half magnet found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@trail belfry took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @trail belfry died.

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@tropic yoke dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @tropic yoke died.

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@half magnet tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @half magnet died.

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@sullen hill curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @sullen hill in half. @sullen hill died.

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@tight niche called @carmine cairn a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @sullen hill
150 points go to 4th place: @half magnet
150 points go to 5th place: @tropic yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @trail belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @spring bluff
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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sullen hill Jan 6, 2026, 10:38 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @deep shuttle, @tight niche, @ember fern, @next hemlock, @long vine, @half magnet, @peak yoke, @brazen plaza, @astral glacier, @sullen hill, @abstract thunder, @nova plover, @hearty oracle, @brave shore, and @spring bluff
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@static trout thought they assassinated @brazen plaza, but it was just @static trout in disguise. Huh? @static trout died.

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@deep shuttle ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @deep shuttle died.

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@long vine was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @long vine died.

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@peak yoke mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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After an intense fight, @astral glacier was beaten by @next hemlock in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @next hemlock told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@half magnet tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @half magnet died.

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@peak yoke found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @peak yoke died.

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@hearty oracle encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @hearty oracle decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@ember fern blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @ember fern's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@abstract thunder accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @abstract thunder, go jump off that cliff. @abstract thunder died.

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@nova plover forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @nova plover died.

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@brave shore shot their Candy Corn Rifle to the left of @hearty oracle just to scare them. @hearty oracle heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @hearty oracle died.

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@tight niche had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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The Cyborg hacked into @brazen plaza's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@spring bluff's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @spring bluff died.

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@sullen hill found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@sullen hill tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @sullen hill died.

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@ember fern looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@astral glacier searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@tight niche found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@brazen plaza built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@brazen plaza found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @brazen plaza died.

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@ember fern went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @ember fern died.

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@brave shore was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@astral glacier somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @brave shore's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@astral glacier likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @astral glacier probably liked trains a bit too much. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@brave shore used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tight niche is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@carmine cairn replaced @next hemlock's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @tight niche constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @ember fern
100 points go to 7th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen hill
100 points go to 9th place: @spring bluff
100 points go to 10th place: @hearty oracle

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peak yoke Jan 6, 2026, 11:54 PM

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oak temple Jan 7, 2026, 12:00 AM

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static trout Jan 7, 2026, 12:01 AM

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glacial totem Jan 7, 2026, 12:09 AM

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sullen hill Jan 7, 2026, 12:21 AM

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ember fern Jan 7, 2026, 12:22 AM

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deep shuttle Jan 7, 2026, 12:28 AM

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sly thunder Jan 7, 2026, 12:29 AM

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @deep shuttle, @tight niche, @ember fern, @long vine, @blissful goblet, @peak yoke, @velvet dune, @oak temple, @sullen hill, @sly thunder, @nova plover, @spring bluff, and @jaunty heath
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@spring bluff trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@static trout found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @static trout died.

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@blissful goblet made fun of @glacial totem for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @glacial totem shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @blissful goblet died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@velvet dune tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@peak yoke tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn tried to steal @ember fern's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@sly thunder couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@nova plover shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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After @nova plover drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche hid from @jaunty heath after @sullen hill exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@sullen hill and @jaunty heath had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@tight niche managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@carmine cairn tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@sly thunder and @oak temple played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@long vine fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@spring bluff accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @spring bluff died.

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@deep shuttle drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@ember fern thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@glacial totem began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @jaunty heath's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @jaunty heath died.

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@glacial totem became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @glacial totem died.

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@velvet dune tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @long vine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @velvet dune by two. @velvet dune died.

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@sullen hill didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @sullen hill died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @sly thunder was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @sly thunder had ever been in. @sly thunder died.

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@oak temple fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @oak temple died.

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@ember fern was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @ember fern died.

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@deep shuttle went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @tight niche with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@tight niche entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@carmine cairn started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @carmine cairn - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @carmine cairn then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@deep shuttle greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn and @long vine fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @carmine cairn won by breaking @long vine's spine. @long vine died.

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@tight niche smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@tight niche ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@carmine cairn tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@carmine cairn crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @tight niche's eye sockets. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @ember fern
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @sly thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @sullen hill
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @blazing swallow, @ember fern, @fiery belfry, @half magnet, @peak yoke, @velvet dune, @proud lava, @oak temple, @sullen hill, @fallow thunder, @spring bluff, and @jaunty heath
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@glacial totem has fallen, and they can't get up. @glacial totem died.

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@jaunty heath got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@blazing swallow had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @blazing swallow wasn't a pie. @blazing swallow died.

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@half magnet forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @half magnet wasn't a Slime, @half magnet was endlessly beaten. @half magnet died.

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@sullen hill tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@peak yoke was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @peak yoke barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @peak yoke died.

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@proud lava tried to get @oak temple to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @proud lava died.

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@fiery belfry was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@fallow thunder used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @fallow thunder died.

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@oak temple painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@ember fern couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@spring bluff wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@fiery belfry had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@velvet dune used their embezzled funds to shred through @spring bluff with a Coin Gun. @spring bluff died.

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@jaunty heath started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @jaunty heath decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@jaunty heath wished for the ability to fly. @oak temple granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @jaunty heath died.

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@fiery belfry was building a nice house. @sullen hill asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @fiery belfry just looked confused.

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@ember fern and @velvet dune engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @velvet dune blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @velvet dune died.

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@sullen hill was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @sullen hill died.

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@oak temple drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@fiery belfry zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@fiery belfry tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@ember fern covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@fiery belfry's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @fiery belfry died.

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@oak temple didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @oak temple died.

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The Winner is @ember fern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @ember fern
500 points go to 2nd place: @oak temple
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @sullen hill
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @jaunty heath
100 points go to 7th place: @spring bluff
100 points go to 8th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glacial totem, @static trout, @raw moss, @half magnet, @long vine, @oak temple, @sullen hill, @brave shore, @fallow thunder, @tropic yoke, and @jaunty heath
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@oak temple started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@glacial totem sat on a wall. @glacial totem had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @glacial totem together again. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss and @static trout farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@fallow thunder found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @fallow thunder headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@brave shore saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@static trout transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @static trout died.

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@half magnet was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @half magnet died.

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@jaunty heath tried hacking into @long vine's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @long vine's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@brave shore saw @long vine standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @long vine died.

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@jaunty heath drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@raw moss got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@fallow thunder playfully poked @sullen hill and laughed. @sullen hill playfully poked them back with a Cobalt Naginata. @fallow thunder died.

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@tropic yoke became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @tropic yoke died.

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@jaunty heath went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @jaunty heath died.

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@oak temple went down @brave shore's chimney to deliver presents, but @brave shore's fireplace was still in use. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@sullen hill put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
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@raw moss flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @sullen hill
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @jaunty heath
150 points go to 6th place: @tropic yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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There are 10 players remaining.
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@raw moss tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@abstract thunder found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@sullen hill saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@oak temple used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @static trout alive. @static trout died.

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@half magnet was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @half magnet died.

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@long vine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@oak temple tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @oak temple died.

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@abstract thunder screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@sullen hill became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@abstract thunder went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @abstract thunder died.

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@spring bluff pulled out their Ice Sickle and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @spring bluff pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@long vine hid an actuator in @fallow thunder's lunch. Later that day, @fallow thunder stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @fallow thunder died.

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@spring bluff accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @spring bluff died.

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@sullen hill was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@raw moss tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @raw moss extremely rich.

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@long vine died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @long vine was revived.

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@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@raw moss went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@sullen hill found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@long vine walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @sullen hill was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @sullen hill died.

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@long vine found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@long vine's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @long vine died.

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@raw moss decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @sullen hill
150 points go to 5th place: @spring bluff
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 4:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @static trout, @raw moss, @half magnet, @long vine, @oak temple, @sullen hill, @brave shore, @spring bluff, and @jaunty heath
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@oak temple tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@carmine cairn was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout found a hill and started to roll down it. @static trout was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @static trout died.

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@half magnet gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @half magnet died.

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@raw moss bragged to @jaunty heath about their combat skills. @jaunty heath didn't really know @raw moss and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@long vine dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @long vine died.

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@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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Rumors started spreading that @oak temple was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @oak temple.

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@jaunty heath fed @sullen hill several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@spring bluff used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @spring bluff then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@brave shore went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@sullen hill found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @sullen hill died.

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@raw moss suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@spring bluff literally can't even. @spring bluff died.

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@jaunty heath wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@oak temple and @raw moss ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@jaunty heath shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @jaunty heath died.

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@oak temple failed to properly hydrate. @oak temple died.

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@brave shore rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @brave shore's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@raw moss threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@brave shore laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@brave shore recruited @raw moss as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@raw moss built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@brave shore lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@brave shore accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@raw moss buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@raw moss found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@brave shore forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @oak temple
150 points go to 4th place: @jaunty heath
150 points go to 5th place: @spring bluff
150 points go to 6th place: @sullen hill
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @half magnet
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

static trout Jan 7, 2026, 4:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 4:39 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Jan 7, 2026, 4:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 4:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Jan 7, 2026, 4:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 4:43 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

blissful goblet Jan 7, 2026, 4:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 4:52 AM

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@blissful goblet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jaunty heath Jan 7, 2026, 4:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 4:56 AM

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@jaunty heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Jan 7, 2026, 4:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 4:57 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half magnet Jan 7, 2026, 5:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 5:01 AM

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@half magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Jan 7, 2026, 5:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 5:14 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Jan 7, 2026, 5:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 5:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Jan 7, 2026, 5:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 5:27 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Jan 7, 2026, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 5:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

sullen hill Jan 7, 2026, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Jan 7, 2026, 5:30 AM

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@sullen hill, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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