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tender helm Dec 31, 2025, 12:45 AM

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glass vine Dec 31, 2025, 12:50 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 31, 2025, 1:01 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 31, 2025, 1:17 AM

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oak temple Dec 31, 2025, 1:23 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 1:25 AM

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hearty oracle Dec 31, 2025, 1:25 AM

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candid imp Dec 31, 2025, 1:28 AM

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hidden wolf Dec 31, 2025, 1:28 AM

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chrome mason Dec 31, 2025, 1:28 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @chrome mason, @hidden wolf, @steel sentinel, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @oak temple, @gray sky, @tender helm, @candid imp, and @hearty oracle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@oak temple soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @oak temple dyed.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @chrome mason managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@candid imp wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tender helm opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@raw moss couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@carmine cairn was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@gray sky befriended @glass vine by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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Rumors started spreading that @hearty oracle was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @hearty oracle.

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@steel sentinel eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@hidden wolf snuck up behind @tender helm, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @hidden wolf decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@glass vine spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @glass vine died.

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@chrome mason warned @raw moss not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @raw moss trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@steel sentinel read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@gray sky pranked @candid imp by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@gray sky heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @gray sky died.

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@tender helm's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @tender helm died.

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@candid imp chewed some gum. It made @candid imp feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @candid imp died.

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@chrome mason opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@oak temple started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@steel sentinel spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@hidden wolf killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@raw moss was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@hearty oracle clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @hearty oracle died.

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@chrome mason wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @chrome mason turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @chrome mason died.

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@steel sentinel tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@oak temple performed an interpretive dance for @hidden wolf and @tranquil wyvern as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@carmine cairn started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@oak temple ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @oak temple said "thanks, you too." @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@hidden wolf made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @hidden wolf died.

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@tranquil wyvern went AFK in their gel farm. @raw moss set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@carmine cairn somehow convinced @raw moss that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn overwhelmed @steel sentinel with a storm of flying bananas. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hidden wolf
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome mason
100 points go to 8th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 9th place: @candid imp
100 points go to 10th place: @tender helm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome mason Dec 31, 2025, 1:39 AM

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oak temple Dec 31, 2025, 1:39 AM

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raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 1:41 AM

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tender helm Dec 31, 2025, 1:41 AM

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analog lintel Dec 31, 2025, 1:47 AM

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mighty coyote Dec 31, 2025, 1:50 AM

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lean dew Dec 31, 2025, 2:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 2:01 AM

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worthy root Dec 31, 2025, 2:02 AM

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glass vine Dec 31, 2025, 2:07 AM

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mossy jackal Dec 31, 2025, 2:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 2:18 AM

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hearty oracle Dec 31, 2025, 2:21 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 2:25 AM

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formal badge Dec 31, 2025, 2:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@hearty oracle, @carmine cairn, @chrome mason, @worthy root, @oak temple, @mossy jackal, @mighty coyote, @livid shuttle, @tender helm, @raw moss, @lean dew, @analog lintel, @formal badge, and @glass vine
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@chrome mason combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@hearty oracle became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @hearty oracle died.

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@tender helm started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@oak temple learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @chrome mason found out that @oak temple meant "killer" in the literal sense. @chrome mason died.

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@worthy root tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @worthy root died.

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@oak temple entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @oak temple died.

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@formal badge painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@livid shuttle tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@mighty coyote tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@mossy jackal was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@lean dew and @mossy jackal fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @lean dew won by breaking @mossy jackal's spine. @mossy jackal died.

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@mighty coyote drank a Molotov Cocktail. @mighty coyote died.

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@livid shuttle jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @livid shuttle died.

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@tender helm couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Keybrand to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @tender helm's heart and brain. @tender helm died.

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@glass vine started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@analog lintel constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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There was a snake in @lean dew's boot! @lean dew died.

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@carmine cairn saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@analog lintel drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @analog lintel died.

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@glass vine unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @glass vine died.

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@formal badge tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@raw moss used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@formal badge touched @raw moss's gun without permission. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss compressed @carmine cairn until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @glass vine
150 points go to 5th place: @analog lintel
150 points go to 6th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 7th place: @tender helm
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @mighty coyote
100 points go to 10th place: @mossy jackal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mossy jackal Dec 31, 2025, 2:37 AM

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raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 2:44 AM

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long vine Dec 31, 2025, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 3:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 3:20 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 31, 2025, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 3:27 AM

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tender helm Dec 31, 2025, 3:28 AM

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brave shore Dec 31, 2025, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 3:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:16 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @dull portal, @long vine, @brave shore, @mossy jackal, @livid shuttle, @spring gorge, @tender helm, and @raw moss
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@brave shore declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @brave shore's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@spring gorge went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@carmine cairn's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @carmine cairn died.

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@dull portal recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @dull portal concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@dull portal had the high ground, but @livid shuttle just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @dull portal toppling to their doom. @dull portal died.

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@raw moss offered to add a gold trim to @mossy jackal's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@mossy jackal used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @mossy jackal died.

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@tender helm saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@livid shuttle was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @livid shuttle died.

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@spring gorge stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @spring gorge died.

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@brave shore kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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Santa Claus asked @raw moss what they wanted for Christmas. @raw moss replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@steel sentinel tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@tender helm broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@tender helm started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @tender helm died.

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@brave shore tried to save @raw moss's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @brave shore died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @brave shore died.

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@long vine tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @steel sentinel, but it refused to listen because @long vine didn't have enough badges.

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@steel sentinel wished for the ability to fly. @long vine granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @steel sentinel died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @long vine, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @long vine was too boring.

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@long vine was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tender helm
150 points go to 6th place: @spring gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @mossy jackal
100 points go to 9th place: @dull portal
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Dec 31, 2025, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:38 AM

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raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 4:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:40 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 31, 2025, 4:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:43 AM

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mossy jackal Dec 31, 2025, 4:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:45 AM

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manic stump Dec 31, 2025, 4:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:49 AM

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lean dew Dec 31, 2025, 5:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:12 AM

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hexed fiber Dec 31, 2025, 5:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:14 AM

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spring gorge Dec 31, 2025, 5:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:19 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:20 AM

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real gale Dec 31, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:20 AM

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tender dock Dec 31, 2025, 5:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:21 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed fiber, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @manic stump, @tender dock, @raw moss, @real gale, @mossy jackal, @lean dew, @spring gorge, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @raw moss being mercilessly tickled by @formal badge.

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@carmine cairn was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @manic stump stopped them in time.

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@manic stump accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @manic stump died.

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@mossy jackal watched @lean dew go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @lean dew was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@real gale just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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No one told @mossy jackal that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @mossy jackal died.

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@lean dew dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @spring gorge, but @spring gorge simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @lean dew died.

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@spring gorge playfully poked @formal badge and laughed. @formal badge playfully poked them back with a Dark Lance. @spring gorge died.

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@raw moss tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@tender dock accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @tender dock died.

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@real gale pickpocketed @hexed fiber, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@hexed fiber asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @hexed fiber died.

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@real gale got tired of @formal badge constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @formal badge died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @real gale. Apparently, not that many. @real gale died.

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@steel sentinel had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @steel sentinel wasn't a pie. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn got impaled by Mourning Wood. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 7th place: @tender dock
100 points go to 8th place: @spring gorge
100 points go to 9th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 10th place: @mossy jackal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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spring gorge Dec 31, 2025, 5:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:37 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 31, 2025, 5:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:42 AM

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peak yoke Dec 31, 2025, 5:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:42 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 31, 2025, 5:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:51 AM

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proud lava Dec 31, 2025, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 6:22 AM

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long vine Dec 31, 2025, 6:24 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 6:24 AM

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raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 6:30 AM

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tender dock Dec 31, 2025, 6:31 AM

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deep thicket Dec 31, 2025, 6:41 AM

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formal badge Dec 31, 2025, 7:02 AM

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ornate hatch Dec 31, 2025, 7:08 AM

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lime creek Dec 31, 2025, 7:30 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @tender dock, @dull portal, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @deep thicket, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @spring gorge, @raw moss, @ornate hatch, @lime creek, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @formal badge
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@tight niche invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@carmine cairn gave @tranquil wyvern a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tranquil wyvern gave @carmine cairn a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @carmine cairn died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @tender dock. @tender dock died.

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@steel sentinel was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @dull portal. @dull portal died.

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@long vine underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @long vine died.

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@deep thicket attacked @formal badge with a Legendary Zenith, but @formal badge's pen was mightier. @deep thicket died.

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@ornate hatch watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@livid shuttle shot their Megashark to the left of @proud lava just to scare them. @proud lava heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @proud lava died.

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@lime creek won in a fight against @livid shuttle by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@peak yoke hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@spring gorge suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @ornate hatch's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@ornate hatch got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @ornate hatch died.

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@tranquil wyvern was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@tight niche started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @formal badge and @tranquil wyvern.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @steel sentinel was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@peak yoke tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @peak yoke died.

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@spring gorge fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @spring gorge died.

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@lime creek donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@lime creek accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @lime creek died.

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@raw moss became convinced that @steel sentinel was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @steel sentinel, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@tight niche released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tight niche, but it was very satisfying.

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@tranquil wyvern multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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While @tranquil wyvern looked inside a Corruption chasm, @formal badge pranked them by pushing them inside. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @formal badge died.

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@steel sentinel looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@steel sentinel finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @raw moss was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @spring gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @ornate hatch
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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deep thicket Dec 31, 2025, 7:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:39 AM

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formal badge Dec 31, 2025, 7:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:39 AM

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raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 7:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:40 AM

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true wren Dec 31, 2025, 7:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:45 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 31, 2025, 7:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:45 AM

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nimble gull Dec 31, 2025, 7:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:50 AM

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long vine Dec 31, 2025, 7:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:55 AM

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near mortar Dec 31, 2025, 8:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:01 AM

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lean dew Dec 31, 2025, 8:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:13 AM

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fierce ermine Dec 31, 2025, 8:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:15 AM

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viscid orchid Dec 31, 2025, 8:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:22 AM

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tight niche Dec 31, 2025, 8:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @near mortar, @fierce ermine, @lean dew, @long vine, @true wren, @nimble gull, @deep thicket, and @formal badge
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@lean dew encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @lean dew decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@viscid orchid hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @viscid orchid died.

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@near mortar accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @near mortar died.

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@lean dew drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @lean dew died.

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@long vine decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@tranquil wyvern started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @tight niche forced them to put in some more effort.

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@true wren has fallen, and they can't get up. @true wren died.

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@formal badge fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @nimble gull, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@nimble gull tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @nimble gull died.

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@deep thicket didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @deep thicket died.

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@tranquil wyvern found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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The moon hit @fierce ermine's eye like a big pizza pie. @fierce ermine died.

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@long vine somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @long vine's chests for the rest of its life.

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@formal badge asked @raw moss to give them a hand, so @raw moss chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@formal badge tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@tranquil wyvern made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@long vine learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @long vine died.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@tight niche picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @deep thicket
100 points go to 8th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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deep thicket Dec 31, 2025, 8:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:38 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 31, 2025, 8:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:41 AM

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real junco Dec 31, 2025, 8:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:42 AM

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formal badge Dec 31, 2025, 8:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:50 AM

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gray sky Dec 31, 2025, 9:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:15 AM

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raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 9:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:28 AM

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modern plover Dec 31, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:29 AM

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tight niche Dec 31, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:29 AM

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rancid dragon Dec 31, 2025, 9:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Dec 31, 2025, 9:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:31 AM

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severe fable Dec 31, 2025, 9:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:31 AM

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fierce ermine Dec 31, 2025, 9:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:32 AM

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nova plover Dec 31, 2025, 9:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:43 AM

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lean dew Dec 31, 2025, 9:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:44 AM

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oak temple Dec 31, 2025, 10:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:06 AM

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jolly swift Dec 31, 2025, 10:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:19 AM

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mighty coyote Dec 31, 2025, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@mighty coyote, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 17 players remaining.
@real junco, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @deep thicket, @oak temple, @jolly swift, @mighty coyote, @modern plover, @fierce ermine, @raw moss, @lean dew, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, @formal badge, and @severe fable
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@nova plover dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@real junco asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @real junco died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@raw moss wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@rancid dragon became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @formal badge had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @rancid dragon's suffering. @rancid dragon died.

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@long vine tickled @tranquil wyvern from behind while they were busy sharpening their Sickle. @long vine died.

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@deep thicket found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@deep thicket equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @tight niche chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @deep thicket's shattered corpse. @deep thicket died.

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@oak temple dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @oak temple died.

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@lean dew used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@jolly swift shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @jolly swift's face. @jolly swift died.

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@mighty coyote went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @mighty coyote died.

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@severe fable drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@modern plover was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @modern plover died.

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@fierce ermine drank sand for 10 hours. @fierce ermine died.

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@lean dew’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@tight niche tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@lean dew's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @lean dew died.

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@formal badge's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@nova plover loves @gray sky to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @nova plover died.

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@gray sky drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern told @tight niche that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @tight niche vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@raw moss tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@severe fable let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@tight niche thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@tranquil wyvern screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@raw moss invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@severe fable gazed at clouds with @formal badge. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@tight niche escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@severe fable shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @severe fable died.

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@formal badge went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@raw moss became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@tranquil wyvern put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge bashed @tight niche in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@tight niche almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@formal badge declared that 64 was their favorite number. @raw moss wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @formal badge by stabbing them 64 times. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@raw moss sniped @tight niche with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @raw moss, it was opposite day. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @severe fable
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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real junco Dec 31, 2025, 10:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:41 AM

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@real junco, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Dec 31, 2025, 10:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:41 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 10:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:46 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 31, 2025, 10:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:50 AM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep thicket Dec 31, 2025, 11:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:18 AM

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@deep thicket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 31, 2025, 11:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:18 AM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Dec 31, 2025, 11:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:32 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 31, 2025, 11:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:41 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 31, 2025, 11:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:59 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 31, 2025, 12:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 12:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @real junco, @oak temple, @gray sky, @long vine, @true wren, @deep thicket, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @long vine gave up.

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@raw moss was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @raw moss died.

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@real junco accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @real junco died.

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@deep thicket almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@tight niche was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@oak temple started riding a Unicorn. @jolly swift chased @oak temple while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@oak temple tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @oak temple died.

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@tight niche was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@gray sky was buried under an avalanche that @long vine had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @gray sky died.

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@long vine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @long vine died.

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@true wren wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@deep thicket's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @deep thicket died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @true wren accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @true wren died.

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@jolly swift used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@formal badge found @jolly swift sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@tight niche made some Synonym Rolls for @formal badge and @jolly swift. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@tight niche ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@formal badge went down @jolly swift's chimney to deliver presents, but @jolly swift's fireplace was still in use. @formal badge died.

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@jolly swift brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@tight niche used the power of Flex Tape to stick @jolly swift in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @jolly swift's suffering to a swift end. @jolly swift died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @deep thicket
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @real junco
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @stark monolith, @viscid orchid, @nova plover, @tender dock, @near mortar, @copper chasm, @fierce ermine, @brave shore, @oblique shadow, @deep thicket, and @formal badge
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@livid shuttle hid from @tight niche after @deep thicket exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@livid shuttle challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @livid shuttle died.

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@tender dock ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@viscid orchid lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @viscid orchid died.

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@nova plover fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @nova plover died.

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@tender dock became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @tender dock died.

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@formal badge forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@near mortar was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @near mortar died.

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@oblique shadow tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @oblique shadow didn't know that.

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@copper chasm kept talking, but stopped after @fierce ermine held up their hand. @fierce ermine demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@deep thicket and @tight niche played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@oblique shadow managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@stark monolith walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@copper chasm's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @copper chasm died.

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@brave shore drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@formal badge killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@brave shore started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@stark monolith threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@fierce ermine and @deep thicket were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @fierce ermine fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @fierce ermine died.

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@deep thicket called @brave shore on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @deep thicket died.

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@formal badge wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@tight niche tried to destroy @stark monolith by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@stark monolith was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @stark monolith died.

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@oblique shadow received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@formal badge tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore blew @oblique shadow to bits using an exploding bed. @oblique shadow died.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@tight niche walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @oblique shadow
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @stark monolith
150 points go to 6th place: @deep thicket
100 points go to 7th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @copper chasm
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @tender dock

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There are 13 players remaining.
@oblique shadow, @hearty oracle, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @deep thicket, @jolly swift, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @fierce ermine, @gloomy grove, @nova plover, and @formal badge
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@brave shore ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@hearty oracle hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @hearty oracle died.

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@long vine saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @long vine died.

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@oblique shadow has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @oblique shadow woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@jolly swift explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tranquil wyvern lulled @brave shore into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @brave shore died.

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@nova plover spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@gloomy grove was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@deep thicket accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @deep thicket, go jump off that cliff. @deep thicket died.

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@fiery belfry started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@livid shuttle promised to @fierce ermine that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@fiery belfry complained to @tranquil wyvern that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@jolly swift escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@livid shuttle boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @livid shuttle died.

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@gloomy grove placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Venus Magnum.

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@nova plover's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @nova plover responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@formal badge started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @formal badge - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @formal badge then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@fiery belfry tried to instigate drama against @fierce ermine, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @fiery belfry used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @fierce ermine died.

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@jolly swift played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@nova plover was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @nova plover died.

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@gloomy grove was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @gloomy grove died.

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@oblique shadow purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @oblique shadow ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@jolly swift's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @jolly swift died.

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@fiery belfry fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @fiery belfry died.

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@formal badge claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@oblique shadow was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@formal badge started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@formal badge had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@oblique shadow watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@oblique shadow started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@formal badge wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@formal badge sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@oblique shadow tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@oblique shadow put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @oblique shadow died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @formal badge!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @formal badge
500 points go to 2nd place: @oblique shadow
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @gloomy grove
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @deep thicket

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Dec 31, 2025, 2:51 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @analog lintel, @near mortar, @long vine, @deep thicket, and @formal badge
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@amber ermine was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@livid shuttle tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@analog lintel stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@formal badge found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @nova plover died.

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@analog lintel saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @analog lintel died.

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@deep thicket was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@tight niche tried to deal a finishing blow to @tranquil wyvern, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@long vine found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@formal badge tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@near mortar was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @tranquil wyvern's house. @tranquil wyvern started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@long vine started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @long vine died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @livid shuttle over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@formal badge tried to stab @livid shuttle, but @livid shuttle's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @livid shuttle died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @deep thicket tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @deep thicket died.

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@tranquil wyvern fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@formal badge boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@carmine cairn vaporized @formal badge with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @formal badge died.

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Poor @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn keeps getting pinged over and over again. @carmine cairn is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @tight niche found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @tight niche was trapped for all eternity. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @deep thicket
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @analog lintel
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fierce ermine Dec 31, 2025, 3:44 PM

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oak temple Dec 31, 2025, 3:58 PM

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rugged goblet Dec 31, 2025, 4:20 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 4:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 31, 2025, 4:28 PM

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fierce ermine Dec 31, 2025, 4:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @deep thicket, @oak temple, @livid shuttle, @fierce ermine, @rugged goblet, @tight niche, and @formal badge
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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@oak temple appeared to be taking a group picture of @tranquil wyvern, @rugged goblet, and @deep thicket. @oak temple's selfie turned out great!

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@sweet fractal tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @livid shuttle in disguise. @sweet fractal died.

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@formal badge managed to kill @livid shuttle by doing absolutely nothing. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@carmine cairn started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @rugged goblet. @rugged goblet died.

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@fierce ermine was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@formal badge tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern fed @oak temple several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@tight niche planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@oak temple was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @oak temple died.

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@deep thicket didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @fierce ermine's. @fierce ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@deep thicket accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @deep thicket died.

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@tight niche flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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The Wall of Flesh told @tight niche that there was something stuck in their teeth. @tight niche checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @deep thicket
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fierce ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @rugged goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@slender meteor, @carmine cairn, @dull portal, @vague sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @oak temple, @jolly swift, @nimble gull, @fierce ermine, @raw moss, @tight niche, @formal badge, @peak yoke, and @rose egret
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@rose egret begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@slender meteor ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @slender meteor died.

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@dull portal walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @dull portal died.

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@peak yoke and @tight niche were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@vague sequoia made some scary noises in the dark. @oak temple sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @vague sequoia died.

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@fierce ermine trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@nimble gull opened the front door and saw @raw moss trying to murder the Guide. @nimble gull slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @tranquil wyvern dried.

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@oak temple had a dirty mind. Then @formal badge sprayed @oak temple's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @oak temple died.

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@fierce ermine promised @nimble gull that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @nimble gull died.

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@jolly swift cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@tight niche tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@carmine cairn was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@raw moss tried to use forbidden magic to erase @rose egret from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @rose egret die, so nothing actually happened.

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A monkey dramatically raised @fierce ermine up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @fierce ermine off said cliff. @fierce ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @tranquil wyvern was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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Several players decided to form a band. @jolly swift was the trumpet, @carmine cairn was the clarinetist, @formal badge was the drummer, and @raw moss was the drum. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@tranquil wyvern considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@tight niche looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @peak yoke saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @rose egret stabbed them in the back. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@tight niche stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@tranquil wyvern was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@formal badge drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@rose egret wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @rose egret died.

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@tranquil wyvern went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @jolly swift had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@formal badge started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@jolly swift complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @formal badge's life and give it to @jolly swift. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@jolly swift vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@carmine cairn tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@tight niche claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @carmine cairn was morbidly interested.

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@carmine cairn got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@tight niche ran with scissors. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble gull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Dec 31, 2025, 5:39 PM

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deep thicket Dec 31, 2025, 5:57 PM

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real junco Dec 31, 2025, 5:57 PM

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nova plover Dec 31, 2025, 6:00 PM

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nimble gull Dec 31, 2025, 6:03 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 31, 2025, 6:08 PM

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copper chasm Dec 31, 2025, 6:13 PM

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blissful goblet Dec 31, 2025, 6:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 6:15 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 6:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 31, 2025, 6:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @real junco, @copper chasm, @blissful goblet, @deep thicket, @nimble gull, and @formal badge
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@nimble gull and @nova plover found themselves falling from a considerable height. @nimble gull landed in a pool of water. @nova plover did not. @nova plover died.

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@real junco challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @real junco died.

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@copper chasm picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @copper chasm died.

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The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@formal badge summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@tight niche discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@deep thicket was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @deep thicket died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @tight niche with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@tranquil wyvern started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@formal badge tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@nimble gull tied up @blissful goblet and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @blissful goblet to die. However, @blissful goblet managed to escape from their bonds.

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@nimble gull told @carmine cairn that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @carmine cairn took those words literally and peeled @nimble gull. @nimble gull died.

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@blissful goblet pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @blissful goblet died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @tranquil wyvern's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@formal badge wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @formal badge died.

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@tight niche had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tight niche's skull. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @blissful goblet
150 points go to 6th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 7th place: @deep thicket
100 points go to 8th place: @copper chasm
100 points go to 9th place: @real junco
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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blissful goblet Dec 31, 2025, 6:40 PM

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deep thicket Dec 31, 2025, 6:42 PM

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formal badge Dec 31, 2025, 6:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 31, 2025, 7:04 PM

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knotty crescent Dec 31, 2025, 7:13 PM

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nimble gull Dec 31, 2025, 7:15 PM

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novel flint Dec 31, 2025, 7:18 PM

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spring gorge Dec 31, 2025, 7:24 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 7:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 31, 2025, 7:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @novel flint, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @knotty crescent, @blissful goblet, @spring gorge, @nimble gull, @deep thicket, and @formal badge
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@novel flint thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @novel flint's potions with Red Potions. @novel flint died.

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@formal badge was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@nova plover took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @nova plover died.

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@deep thicket claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@nimble gull hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tranquil wyvern would soon die a gruesome death. @tranquil wyvern ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@knotty crescent found the Last Prism. Then @carmine cairn found another one, meaning that @knotty crescent's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@tight niche hid an actuator in @knotty crescent's lunch. Later that day, @knotty crescent stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @knotty crescent died.

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@tranquil wyvern ran out of bullets while fighting @blissful goblet, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @blissful goblet died.

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@spring gorge hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@nimble gull looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@carmine cairn had a sleepover with @nimble gull, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@tranquil wyvern recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@nimble gull was stalking @tight niche's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @nimble gull died.

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@deep thicket used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @deep thicket died.

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@spring gorge was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@formal badge hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern beat @spring gorge into a pulp with a stale baguette. @spring gorge died.

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@tight niche tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern huddled around @tight niche to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @tight niche's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@tranquil wyvern's skeleton decided that @tranquil wyvern wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche shot @carmine cairn with a Water Gun. @carmine cairn shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@carmine cairn found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @spring gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @deep thicket
100 points go to 7th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful goblet
100 points go to 9th place: @knotty crescent
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Dec 31, 2025, 7:44 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

novel flint Dec 31, 2025, 7:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 31, 2025, 8:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:15 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 8:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:24 PM

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jolly swift Dec 31, 2025, 8:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 31, 2025, 8:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:27 PM

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fierce ermine Dec 31, 2025, 8:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 8:59 PM

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@sweet fractal, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

real junco Dec 31, 2025, 9:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:03 PM

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@real junco, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 31, 2025, 9:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:30 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@novel flint, @tranquil wyvern, @dull portal, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @real junco, and @fierce ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@sweet fractal decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@fierce ermine briefly considered proposing marriage to @tranquil wyvern, but married a bee instead.

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@dull portal took aim at @real junco from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@sweet fractal took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @sweet fractal died.

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@novel flint, @jolly swift, and @raw moss formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@nova plover swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @nova plover died.

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@novel flint swung a Bone Sword at @fierce ermine and missed. However, @fierce ermine acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @novel flint to receive a yellow card.

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@real junco bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @real junco was blown to smithereens. @real junco died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tight niche wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @dull portal on a spit. @dull portal died.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern had a very merry unbirthday party together. @raw moss found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@jolly swift drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@tight niche painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@fierce ermine modified @novel flint's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @novel flint was never seen again. @novel flint died.

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@fierce ermine burst with happiness, quite literally. @fierce ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@jolly swift started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @jolly swift soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @jolly swift died.

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While exploring a swamp, @tight niche caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tight niche donated all of their organs to those in need. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @novel flint
100 points go to 8th place: @dull portal
100 points go to 9th place: @real junco
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

fierce ermine Dec 31, 2025, 9:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:38 PM

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@fierce ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

real junco Dec 31, 2025, 9:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:39 PM

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@real junco, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@dull portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

analog lintel Dec 31, 2025, 9:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:55 PM

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@analog lintel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

frank leaf Dec 31, 2025, 9:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:56 PM

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@frank leaf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 31, 2025, 10:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:23 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 31, 2025, 10:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:24 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 10:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Dec 31, 2025, 10:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

dawn fractal Dec 31, 2025, 10:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:31 PM

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@dawn fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lean dew Dec 31, 2025, 10:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:41 PM

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@lean dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spring gorge Dec 31, 2025, 11:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:02 PM

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@spring gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 31, 2025, 11:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:17 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 31, 2025, 11:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:19 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nimble gull Dec 31, 2025, 11:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:23 PM

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@nimble gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ashen spire Dec 31, 2025, 11:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:24 PM

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@ashen spire, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

frozen oriole Dec 31, 2025, 11:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 31, 2025, 11:27 PM

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@frozen oriole, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.