#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 84

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:40 AM

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glass vine Dec 29, 2025, 5:45 AM

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long vine Dec 29, 2025, 5:49 AM

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formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 6:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:19 AM

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modern plover Dec 29, 2025, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:22 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 29, 2025, 6:25 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 29, 2025, 6:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:25 AM

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tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@grand apex, @dull portal, @steel sentinel, @glass vine, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @tender dock, @raw moss, @modern plover, @long vine, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@grand apex accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @grand apex died.

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@modern plover crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @steel sentinel is now goo. @steel sentinel died.

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A strange device attached itself to @glass vine's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @glass vine died.

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@carmine cairn and @dull portal got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@formal badge tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tender dock's head instead. @tender dock died.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @modern plover into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @modern plover with two Sniper Rifle shots. @modern plover died.

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@formal badge eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@raw moss started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@long vine found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @long vine died.

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@tight niche has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tight niche woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tight niche was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@formal badge threw a Stink Potion at @dull portal. @dull portal threw a Toxic Flask right back. @formal badge died.

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@dull portal gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @dull portal died.

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@raw moss put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@carmine cairn literally impeached @tight niche by squashing them under a giant peach. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started riding a Unicorn. @raw moss chased @carmine cairn while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@carmine cairn rescued @raw moss from drowning, but in reverse. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @dull portal
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @tender dock
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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brave shore Dec 29, 2025, 6:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:37 AM

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raw moss Dec 29, 2025, 6:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:37 AM

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long vine Dec 29, 2025, 6:40 AM

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formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 6:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:42 AM

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knotty crescent Dec 29, 2025, 6:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:42 AM

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stoic peak Dec 29, 2025, 6:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:53 AM

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amber ermine Dec 29, 2025, 6:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:55 AM

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grand apex Dec 29, 2025, 7:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:00 AM

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modern plover Dec 29, 2025, 7:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:08 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 29, 2025, 7:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:17 AM

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@tender dock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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zenith timber Dec 29, 2025, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@zenith timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@grand apex, @dull portal, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @tender dock, @raw moss, @zenith timber, @knotty crescent, @stoic peak, @modern plover, @long vine, @brave shore, @true wren, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@brave shore swung a Terra Blade at @formal badge and missed. However, @formal badge acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @brave shore to receive a yellow card.

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@dull portal claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @zenith timber was morbidly interested.

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@tight niche shot @grand apex to death with a finger gun. @grand apex died.

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@tender dock was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @livid shuttle was flattened by a road roller. @livid shuttle died.

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@stoic peak looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@amber ermine wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @amber ermine died.

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@knotty crescent loves @modern plover to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @knotty crescent died.

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@stoic peak tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @stoic peak died.

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@modern plover picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @modern plover died.

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@long vine caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @long vine died.

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@raw moss stole @formal badge's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @formal badge was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@brave shore was tired of @true wren constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @true wren's front yard. @true wren died.

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@formal badge's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @formal badge died.

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@tight niche cornered @raw moss at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @raw moss started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@tender dock and @zenith timber were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tender dock suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @zenith timber turned around to look. @zenith timber died.

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@dull portal, @brave shore, and @tight niche formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@dull portal tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @dull portal died.

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@raw moss saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@tight niche started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@brave shore found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tender dock laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@tender dock kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tender dock red. @tender dock died.

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@brave shore wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tender dock
150 points go to 5th place: @dull portal
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith timber
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

grand apex Dec 29, 2025, 7:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:38 AM

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raw moss Dec 29, 2025, 7:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:38 AM

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@dull portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

knotty crescent Dec 29, 2025, 7:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:49 AM

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long vine Dec 29, 2025, 7:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:49 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@dull portal, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 29, 2025, 7:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:59 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Dec 29, 2025, 8:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:02 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 8:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:08 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 29, 2025, 8:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:16 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@grand apex, @dull portal, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @knotty crescent, @modern plover, @gray sky, @long vine, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@modern plover was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@grand apex took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @grand apex died.

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@knotty crescent started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@formal badge, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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After years of research, @dull portal found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @dull portal died.

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@gray sky built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @livid shuttle was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@long vine met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @long vine ended up completely fine.

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@tight niche didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@raw moss walked up to @amber ermine and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @raw moss, that kills people! @amber ermine died.

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The sun burnt @modern plover into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@formal badge tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@knotty crescent ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @knotty crescent died.

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@modern plover spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @modern plover died.

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@gray sky used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@long vine used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@gray sky tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @gray sky died.

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@formal badge didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @long vine, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @long vine died.

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@raw moss thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@formal badge was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@tight niche and @raw moss were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@formal badge didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @formal badge died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @raw moss. Queen Bee died.

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@tight niche asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@tight niche ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @tight niche, @raw moss broke their fall with their own body. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @formal badge
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 7th place: @knotty crescent
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @dull portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 8:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:37 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 29, 2025, 8:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:37 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Dec 29, 2025, 8:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:43 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 29, 2025, 8:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:45 AM

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amber ermine Dec 29, 2025, 8:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:47 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ebon matrix Dec 29, 2025, 9:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:03 AM

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@dull portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

severe fable Dec 29, 2025, 9:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:06 AM

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long vine Dec 29, 2025, 9:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:16 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 29, 2025, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:27 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 9:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @dull portal, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @ebon matrix, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @severe fable, @gray sky, @long vine, @abstract thunder, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@ebon matrix heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@dull portal couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @dull portal died.

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@livid shuttle contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @livid shuttle died.

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@ebon matrix thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @ebon matrix died.

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@formal badge chased @amber ermine with their Yellow Phasesaber. @amber ermine tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @formal badge. @amber ermine died.

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@severe fable forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @severe fable died.

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@gray sky took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche used their Classy Cane to lop off @long vine's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tight niche invented golf. @long vine died.

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@raw moss attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@abstract thunder was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @abstract thunder died.

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@formal badge decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tranquil wyvern murdered @tight niche with a knife, but it was actually @formal badge in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @tranquil wyvern didn't care that much. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss was infected by a zombie virus. @raw moss died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern built a floating city and named it "England".

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@tight niche screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@tranquil wyvern took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@tight niche wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 29, 2025, 9:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:36 AM

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rose egret Dec 29, 2025, 9:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:37 AM

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@dull portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 29, 2025, 9:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:41 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ebon matrix Dec 29, 2025, 9:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:41 AM

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formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 9:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:42 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 29, 2025, 9:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 29, 2025, 10:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 10:11 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 29, 2025, 10:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 10:20 AM

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tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 10:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @dull portal, @tight niche, @ebon matrix, @raw moss, @gray sky, @rose egret, @long vine, @brave shore, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @dull portal was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @dull portal had ever been in. @dull portal died.

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@gray sky landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @gray sky accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @gray sky died.

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@rose egret drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @rose egret died.

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@tight niche watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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All that glitters is not gold. @raw moss disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@long vine wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@brave shore was walked on by a Martian Walker. @brave shore died.

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@formal badge decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @ebon matrix, who was in the front row. @ebon matrix died.

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@raw moss popped @tranquil wyvern by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@tight niche followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @ebon matrix
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @dull portal

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There are 11 players remaining.
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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @brave shore thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@tranquil wyvern had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@raw moss tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tight niche played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@long vine dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @long vine is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@formal badge walked into a bar. @jolly swift laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@amber ermine spiced up @proud lava's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @proud lava died.

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@nimble gull and @livid shuttle got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@livid shuttle's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @amber ermine's life points directly. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@formal badge fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@raw moss was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @jolly swift caught them in time.

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@long vine started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@raw moss fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @brave shore. @raw moss died.

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@jolly swift got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@nimble gull tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@long vine stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @long vine died.

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@nimble gull literally can't even. @nimble gull died.

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@formal badge decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @formal badge died.

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@brave shore faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@tight niche tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@jolly swift discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @tight niche if they "knew the way". @tight niche didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@brave shore and @tight niche had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@tranquil wyvern and @brave shore were about to face off, but @tranquil wyvern had to run off to the restroom first.

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@tight niche fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@tight niche cut a specific wire in @tranquil wyvern's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Dec 29, 2025, 12:14 PM

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amber ermine Dec 29, 2025, 12:21 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
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@gray sky consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@nimble gull asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @nimble gull died.

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@livid shuttle drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @ebon matrix's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @ebon matrix died.

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@jolly swift tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@nova plover greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @nova plover died.

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@jolly swift passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@gray sky was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @gray sky died.

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@amber ermine heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @amber ermine stopped because their voice became horse.

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@formal badge called @tranquil wyvern a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @formal badge died.

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@amber ermine got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @amber ermine wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @amber ermine was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@amber ermine got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@tranquil wyvern became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@tranquil wyvern was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@jolly swift found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@tight niche and @jolly swift played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@jolly swift went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble gull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Dec 29, 2025, 12:53 PM

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jolly swift Dec 29, 2025, 12:53 PM

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steel tartan Dec 29, 2025, 1:00 PM

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gray sky Dec 29, 2025, 1:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 1:27 PM

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zenith root Dec 29, 2025, 1:29 PM

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true wren Dec 29, 2025, 2:26 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @hearty oracle, @warped glen, @limpid glacier, @steel tartan, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @nimble gull, @true wren, @near mortar, @tight niche, @gray sky, @zenith root, @formal badge, @zenith timber, and @amber ermine
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@tight niche was furious at @sweet fractal for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @tight niche's special someone!

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@limpid glacier started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@steel sentinel was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@zenith root found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @zenith root headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@hearty oracle had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @gray sky shot them with an arrow. @hearty oracle died.

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@nimble gull and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @nimble gull's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@warped glen shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @warped glen's head. @warped glen died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tranquil wyvern pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@steel tartan captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@zenith timber, @amber ermine, and @near mortar raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@formal badge accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@gray sky attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@zenith timber made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@limpid glacier found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @limpid glacier died.

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@steel tartan successfully snuck into @true wren's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @steel tartan died.

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@tight niche buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @nimble gull randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@nimble gull encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @nimble gull died.

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@near mortar went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @steel sentinel and @formal badge summoned the Impending Doom. @near mortar died.

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@gray sky ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @gray sky died.

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@sweet fractal thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@zenith root tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @tight niche and @steel sentinel ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@formal badge made fun of @true wren for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @true wren shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @formal badge died.

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@amber ermine invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@zenith timber found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@sweet fractal found some Diamond Ore. @steel sentinel quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@amber ermine pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche, @true wren, and @zenith timber made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@sweet fractal neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @sweet fractal died.

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@steel sentinel created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@zenith timber wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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A witch prophesized that @jolly swift would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@zenith timber got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @zenith timber died.

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@true wren threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@jolly swift forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @jolly swift wasn't a Slime, @jolly swift was endlessly beaten. @jolly swift died.

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@true wren wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@true wren was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @tranquil wyvern. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @true wren died.

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@tight niche tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@tranquil wyvern struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@tranquil wyvern felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith timber
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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limpid glacier Dec 29, 2025, 2:40 PM

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long vine Dec 29, 2025, 2:40 PM

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fathom barn Dec 29, 2025, 2:41 PM

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formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 2:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 29, 2025, 2:54 PM

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amber ermine Dec 29, 2025, 2:56 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 29, 2025, 3:12 PM

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silk schooner Dec 29, 2025, 3:16 PM

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steel tartan Dec 29, 2025, 3:23 PM

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tender dock Dec 29, 2025, 3:24 PM

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tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 3:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:27 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @hidden wolf, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @tender dock, @silk schooner, @long vine, @brave shore, @formal badge, and @steel tartan
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@limpid glacier carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @limpid glacier died.

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@steel tartan was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@brave shore hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @brave shore could pull it to shore.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @fathom barn. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @fathom barn died.

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@long vine stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@hidden wolf picked a fight with a goose. @hidden wolf died.

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@tender dock called @amber ermine a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @long vine died.

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@silk schooner aimed a Last Prism beam at @formal badge, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@tight niche shot @formal badge to death with a finger gun. @formal badge died.

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@steel tartan learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @steel tartan died.

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@silk schooner was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @silk schooner died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@steel sentinel patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tight niche in disguise.

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@tender dock equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@tender dock was vehicularly manslaughtered by @brave shore's minecart. @tender dock died.

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@steel sentinel ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @tranquil wyvern before they could say "Zoinks!" @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tender dock
150 points go to 6th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 7th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 3:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:38 PM

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hidden wolf Dec 29, 2025, 3:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:40 PM

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nimble gull Dec 29, 2025, 3:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 29, 2025, 3:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:49 PM

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hazy patio Dec 29, 2025, 4:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:02 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 29, 2025, 4:03 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 29, 2025, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:27 PM

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nova plover Dec 29, 2025, 4:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:29 PM

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tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 4:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @dull portal, @tranquil wyvern, @nimble gull, @livid shuttle, @nova plover, @tight niche, @hazy patio, @formal badge, and @hidden wolf
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@steel sentinel wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@hidden wolf used their embezzled funds to shred through @dull portal with a Coin Gun. @dull portal died.

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@nimble gull's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @hazy patio and @tight niche's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @nimble gull died.

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@livid shuttle defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @livid shuttle died.

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@nova plover dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @nova plover died.

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@formal badge had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@steel sentinel adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@hazy patio left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@hazy patio tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @hazy patio died.

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@hidden wolf was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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While streaming a fitness game, @formal badge accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@carmine cairn opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@formal badge broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern visited @steel sentinel, but no one was home. @tranquil wyvern felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@tight niche trapped @carmine cairn in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@hidden wolf was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @hidden wolf into the freezing cold water. @hidden wolf died.

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@carmine cairn tried to strike @steel sentinel down, but @steel sentinel instead became more powerful than @carmine cairn could possibly imagine.

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@tight niche went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tight niche's fault.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche spotted a Razorblade Typhoon on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tranquil wyvern wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@steel sentinel was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@carmine cairn was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@tranquil wyvern got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hidden wolf
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @hazy patio
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble gull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Dec 29, 2025, 4:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:41 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 4:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 29, 2025, 4:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:56 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

delicate mulch Dec 29, 2025, 5:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:09 PM

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nimble gull Dec 29, 2025, 5:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:11 PM

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rose egret Dec 29, 2025, 5:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:18 PM

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tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:30 PM

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zenith timber Dec 29, 2025, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@delicate mulch, @carmine cairn, @dull portal, @limpid glacier, @tranquil wyvern, @nimble gull, @tight niche, @formal badge, @rose egret, and @zenith timber
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@delicate mulch stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @delicate mulch died.

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@dull portal told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @dull portal died.

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@tranquil wyvern visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tranquil wyvern thought her hands were more interesting.

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@nimble gull wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@carmine cairn tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@rose egret snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@limpid glacier realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @limpid glacier died.

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@formal badge got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @formal badge died.

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@rose egret decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @rose egret died.

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@tight niche got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@carmine cairn ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@zenith timber used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @zenith timber died.

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@nimble gull found a hill and started to roll down it. @nimble gull was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @nimble gull died.

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@tranquil wyvern's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @nimble gull
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith timber
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @dull portal
100 points go to 10th place: @delicate mulch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 5:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:38 PM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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grim dirge Dec 29, 2025, 5:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:42 PM

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@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

torpid axle Dec 29, 2025, 5:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:51 PM

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gray sky Dec 29, 2025, 5:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:56 PM

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viscid orchid Dec 29, 2025, 6:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:11 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 29, 2025, 6:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:16 PM

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nimble gull Dec 29, 2025, 6:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:27 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 29, 2025, 6:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 6:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rustic belfry Dec 29, 2025, 6:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:28 PM

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@rustic belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @dull portal, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @carmine cairn, @gray sky, @rose egret, @rustic belfry, @torpid axle, @nimble gull, @formal badge, and @grim dirge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@viscid orchid used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @rose egret tested this theory on @viscid orchid, who bounced, and ended up being right. @viscid orchid died.

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@gray sky was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @gray sky died.

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@torpid axle felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@carmine cairn lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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After @rose egret drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @rose egret died.

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@torpid axle discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @torpid axle died.

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@dull portal teleported behind @formal badge using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @formal badge died.

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@rustic belfry started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@grim dirge was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@nimble gull found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@carmine cairn hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@grim dirge fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @grim dirge died.

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@dull portal used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @dull portal died.

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@nimble gull spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@tight niche took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tranquil wyvern's Rod of Discord.

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@carmine cairn walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@rustic belfry tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @rustic belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@nimble gull bragged to @tight niche about their combat skills. @tight niche didn't really know @nimble gull and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@carmine cairn was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@nimble gull pointed a Shotgun at @tranquil wyvern and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @nimble gull looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @nimble gull died.

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@carmine cairn saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tranquil wyvern shot a sand block at @tight niche with a Sandgun, but @tight niche managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@tranquil wyvern ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@tranquil wyvern smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@carmine cairn put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@carmine cairn literally impeached @tight niche by squashing them under a giant peach. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @nimble gull
150 points go to 5th place: @rustic belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @dull portal
100 points go to 7th place: @grim dirge
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @torpid axle
100 points go to 10th place: @rose egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rose egret Dec 29, 2025, 6:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:40 PM

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@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rustic belfry Dec 29, 2025, 6:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:41 PM

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hushed wharf Dec 29, 2025, 6:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:42 PM

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torpid axle Dec 29, 2025, 6:43 PM

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bb!register

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formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 6:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 29, 2025, 6:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:49 PM

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nimble gull Dec 29, 2025, 6:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:52 PM

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proud lava Dec 29, 2025, 7:01 PM

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tawdry sedge Dec 29, 2025, 7:12 PM

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gloomy scroll Dec 29, 2025, 7:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:16 PM

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supple socket Dec 29, 2025, 7:18 PM

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Bb!register

carmine cairn Dec 29, 2025, 7:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @dull portal, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @tawdry sedge, @rose egret, @hushed wharf, @rustic belfry, @torpid axle, @gloomy scroll, @nimble gull, and @formal badge
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@proud lava put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @proud lava died.

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@dull portal was eaten by a tree. @dull portal died.

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@tawdry sedge invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @tawdry sedge died.

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@rustic belfry looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@rose egret somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@tranquil wyvern made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tight niche walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@rose egret tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @rose egret died.

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@rustic belfry embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @rustic belfry tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @rustic belfry died.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @torpid axle tattled on them.

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@torpid axle began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @torpid axle died.

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@gloomy scroll dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @gloomy scroll died.

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@carmine cairn began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@tranquil wyvern shot @nimble gull in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @nimble gull died.

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@formal badge received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @formal badge died.

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@hushed wharf tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @hushed wharf died.

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@tranquil wyvern heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@sweet fractal obscured @carmine cairn's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @carmine cairn escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Flying Dragon.

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@tight niche and @sweet fractal engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @sweet fractal blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@tranquil wyvern thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @carmine cairn.

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@tight niche got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@tight niche's face was scorched off after @carmine cairn took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @hushed wharf
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 8th place: @gloomy scroll
100 points go to 9th place: @torpid axle
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic belfry

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@jolly swift found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@tranquil wyvern joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@knotty crescent fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@tight niche performed open heart surgery on @dull portal, even though @dull portal never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @dull portal died.

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@sweet fractal purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@hidden wolf tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @rose egret's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @hidden wolf died.

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@sweet fractal asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tranquil wyvern, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @sweet fractal to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @sweet fractal died.

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@jolly swift invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@tight niche put two forward slashes in front of @raw moss and commented them out of existence. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@rose egret got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@rose egret attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @knotty crescent watched the carnage from a safe distance. @rose egret died.

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@knotty crescent fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @knotty crescent died.

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@tranquil wyvern moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@jolly swift kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @jolly swift to death with an ice cream spoon. @jolly swift died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @knotty crescent
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @hidden wolf
100 points go to 10th place: @dull portal

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tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@dull portal couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@nimble gull watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@jolly swift wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@hushed wharf modified @jolly swift's Solar Flare Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @jolly swift was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @carmine cairn with unnecessary advice.

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@nimble gull failed to properly hydrate. @nimble gull died.

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Out of boredom, @hidden wolf used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@raw moss somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@tight niche chased @viscid orchid with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @viscid orchid died.

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@hidden wolf brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @hidden wolf died.

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@dull portal wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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A zombie snuck up on @dull portal and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @dull portal died.

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@hushed wharf was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @hushed wharf died.

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@raw moss summoned the Old One's Army while @tranquil wyvern was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@raw moss is hvinga stroker n. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@tight niche was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hushed wharf
150 points go to 6th place: @dull portal
100 points go to 7th place: @hidden wolf
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @nimble gull
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

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raw moss Dec 29, 2025, 9:48 PM

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viral cape Dec 29, 2025, 9:53 PM

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fierce ermine Dec 29, 2025, 10:24 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 29, 2025, 10:25 PM

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hushed wharf Dec 29, 2025, 10:29 PM

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rose egret Dec 29, 2025, 10:53 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 29, 2025, 11:05 PM

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glacial totem Dec 29, 2025, 11:14 PM

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brave shore Dec 29, 2025, 11:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @hushed wharf, @carmine cairn, @dull portal, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @viral cape, @fierce ermine, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, and @rose egret
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@hushed wharf turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @hushed wharf died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @carmine cairn begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@carmine cairn spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@carmine cairn’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@carmine cairn went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@dull portal replaced @brave shore's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @brave shore died.

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@fierce ermine wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@glacial totem opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @glacial totem's neck. @glacial totem died.

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@proud lava found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @steel sentinel, who silenced @proud lava by filling their hiding place with water. @proud lava died.

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@viscid orchid knocked furiously on @viral cape's door while holding an axe. @viral cape shouted, "Who's there?"

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@raw moss was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@livid shuttle found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@viscid orchid was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@viral cape found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@carmine cairn flossed their teeth with @dull portal's shoelaces.

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@raw moss did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @viral cape, who happened to be watching. @viral cape died.

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@rose egret wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@steel sentinel tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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While sitting on a bench together with @rose egret, @viscid orchid leaned away and farted.

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@livid shuttle developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@fierce ermine found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @fierce ermine died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @viscid orchid a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @steel sentinel with it. However, @viscid orchid clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @viscid orchid died.

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@rose egret caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @rose egret died.

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@raw moss started rallying for goblin rights.

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@dull portal saw @livid shuttle trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @dull portal is calling the police!

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@carmine cairn made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@dull portal was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @dull portal died.

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@livid shuttle spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@livid shuttle stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @steel sentinel suddenly didn't feel so good. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @dull portal
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @viral cape
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Dec 29, 2025, 11:39 PM

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raw moss Dec 29, 2025, 11:39 PM

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oak temple Dec 29, 2025, 11:40 PM

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rose egret Dec 29, 2025, 11:40 PM

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hidden wolf Dec 29, 2025, 11:45 PM

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viral cape Dec 29, 2025, 11:49 PM

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brave shore Dec 29, 2025, 11:55 PM

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glacial totem Dec 30, 2025, 12:02 AM

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long vine Dec 30, 2025, 12:09 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 30, 2025, 12:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 12:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @dull portal, @long vine, @brave shore, @oak temple, @glacial totem, @viral cape, @raw moss, @nova plover, @rose egret, and @hidden wolf
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@glacial totem equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @glacial totem died.

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@hidden wolf dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @viral cape, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @viral cape died.

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@nova plover carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @nova plover died.

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@rose egret looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@oak temple insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @rose egret insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @rose egret, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @rose egret died.

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@raw moss told @oak temple to bite the dust. In response, @oak temple took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@long vine started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@dull portal built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @dull portal died.

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@hidden wolf paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Frost Staff.

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@steel sentinel took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@hidden wolf wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@raw moss invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@brave shore was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@oak temple thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @oak temple died.

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@long vine dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @steel sentinel fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@raw moss told @hidden wolf a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @hidden wolf died.

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@long vine was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel told @brave shore to step off their carpet, which they did. @steel sentinel proceeded to murder @brave shore, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@steel sentinel rescued @raw moss from drowning, but in reverse. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hidden wolf
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @dull portal
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @viral cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hearty oracle Dec 30, 2025, 1:15 AM

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rose egret Dec 30, 2025, 1:16 AM

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peak yoke Dec 30, 2025, 1:23 AM

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fiery belfry Dec 30, 2025, 1:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 30, 2025, 1:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @dull portal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @oak temple, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @rose egret, @long vine, @hearty oracle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@dull portal tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@dull portal mistook @rose egret's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @dull portal died.

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@nova plover launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@brave shore fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@hearty oracle "borrowed" @raw moss's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @raw moss's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @hearty oracle could return it.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @long vine wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@steel sentinel trapped @fiery belfry in a maze, but while they were taunting @fiery belfry, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@nova plover climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @nova plover died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @hearty oracle tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@rose egret marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@peak yoke put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@peak yoke died.

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@rose egret was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @rose egret died.

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@brave shore tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@long vine got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @long vine died.

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@hearty oracle vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @hearty oracle died.

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@oak temple was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @oak temple died.

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@steel sentinel looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@raw moss found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@fiery belfry was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @fiery belfry lived.

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@fiery belfry tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @fiery belfry died.

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@steel sentinel commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @brave shore used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@raw moss spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 30, 2025, 1:38 AM

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