#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 83

gleaming groveBOT Dec 27, 2025, 9:44 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 27, 2025, 10:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 27, 2025, 10:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

earnest barn Dec 27, 2025, 11:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 27, 2025, 11:12 PM

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@earnest barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 27, 2025, 11:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 27, 2025, 11:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

cloud wave Dec 27, 2025, 11:36 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 27, 2025, 11:36 PM

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@cloud wave, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quiet adder Dec 28, 2025, 12:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 12:22 AM

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@quiet adder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 28, 2025, 12:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 12:29 AM

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@peak yoke, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @earnest barn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @cloud wave, @quiet adder, @peak yoke, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@livid shuttle ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @livid shuttle died.

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@earnest barn tried to kill @carmine cairn with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@long vine tricked @tight niche into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @tight niche died.

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@earnest barn's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @earnest barn died.

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@nova plover tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @cloud wave's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @cloud wave died.

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@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@tranquil wyvern was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@quiet adder wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@peak yoke tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@long vine verbally roasted @quiet adder so hard that they burst into flames. @quiet adder died.

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@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@peak yoke used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn hid an actuator in @long vine's lunch. Later that day, @long vine stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @long vine died.

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@raw moss saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @quiet adder
100 points go to 7th place: @cloud wave
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest barn
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest barn Dec 28, 2025, 12:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 12:42 AM

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@earnest barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quiet adder Dec 28, 2025, 12:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 12:44 AM

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@quiet adder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

severe fable Dec 28, 2025, 12:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 12:49 AM

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@severe fable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 28, 2025, 12:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 12:50 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 28, 2025, 1:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 1:06 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 28, 2025, 1:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 1:17 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 28, 2025, 1:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 1:20 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 1:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 1:23 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

modern plover Dec 28, 2025, 2:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:05 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

supple socket Dec 28, 2025, 2:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:26 AM

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@supple socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Dec 28, 2025, 2:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @earnest barn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @quiet adder, @severe fable, @modern plover, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, and @supple socket
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@peak yoke and @modern plover had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@livid shuttle accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @livid shuttle died.

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@earnest barn saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @earnest barn died.

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@severe fable tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@supple socket was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @supple socket die

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@long vine used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @quiet adder alive. @quiet adder died.

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@severe fable was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @severe fable died.

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@modern plover found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @modern plover died.

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@raw moss went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @raw moss decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@carmine cairn broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@peak yoke's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @peak yoke responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@peak yoke started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @peak yoke soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @peak yoke died.

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@supple socket and @long vine attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@brave shore placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Paintball Gun.

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@long vine was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @long vine died.

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@supple socket was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @supple socket died.

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@nova plover tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @brave shore in disguise. @nova plover died.

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@brave shore was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @brave shore died.

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@raw moss started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@carmine cairn met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @carmine cairn ended up completely fine.

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@raw moss wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@carmine cairn returned to their house, only to find that @raw moss had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@raw moss thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @supple socket
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 10th place: @quiet adder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 28, 2025, 2:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:43 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 28, 2025, 2:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:54 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Dec 28, 2025, 3:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 3:12 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Dec 28, 2025, 3:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 3:13 AM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tender dock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 3:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 3:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

peak yoke Dec 28, 2025, 4:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:11 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:30 AM

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brave shore Dec 28, 2025, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 28, 2025, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:30 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tender dock, @long vine, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @modern plover, @raw moss, @lime creek, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@glacial totem constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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While @carmine cairn looked inside a Corruption chasm, @peak yoke pranked them by pushing them inside. @carmine cairn died.

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@tender dock was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @tender dock died.

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@long vine tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@lime creek shot @modern plover in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @modern plover died.

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@glacial totem finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@peak yoke used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@lime creek found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @lime creek died.

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@peak yoke was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @peak yoke died.

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@glacial totem and @raw moss had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @brave shore sped up the process by stabbing @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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A zombie snuck up on @brave shore and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @lime creek
150 points go to 6th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @tender dock
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

nova plover Dec 28, 2025, 4:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:38 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 28, 2025, 4:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:39 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 28, 2025, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:41 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 28, 2025, 4:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:56 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 28, 2025, 5:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:03 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Dec 28, 2025, 5:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:09 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 28, 2025, 5:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:18 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 5:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:19 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tender dock Dec 28, 2025, 5:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:26 AM

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@tender dock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@heady orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 28, 2025, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tender dock, @long vine, @glacial totem, @true wren, @modern plover, @raw moss, @heady orchid, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine iwwegawy owoed to @nova plover and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @long vine died.

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@glacial totem became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@glacial totem and @tender dock played catch with a Paladin. @glacial totem accidentally fumbled a catch. @glacial totem died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @tight niche, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @tight niche was too boring.

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@modern plover went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@true wren shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @true wren's face. @true wren died.

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@raw moss ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@modern plover picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @modern plover died.

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@heady orchid tried to attack @carmine cairn by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @heady orchid died.

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@nova plover attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @peak yoke wasn't a Slime, @peak yoke was endlessly beaten. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche found a room full of Bunny Banners in @tender dock's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @tender dock. @tender dock died.

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@raw moss saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tight niche trapped @carmine cairn in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@carmine cairn sharpened @tight niche's face at a Sharpening Station. @tight niche became the sharpest tool in the shed. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@raw moss picked a fight with a goose. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tender dock
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @heady orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

potent talon Dec 28, 2025, 5:49 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:49 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 28, 2025, 6:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:03 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Dec 28, 2025, 6:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:03 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 6:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 28, 2025, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Dec 28, 2025, 6:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:31 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 28, 2025, 7:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:09 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

viscid orchid Dec 28, 2025, 7:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:21 AM

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@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 28, 2025, 7:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:25 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @modern plover, @potent talon, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche talked with @long vine about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@carmine cairn got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @carmine cairn died.

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@viscid orchid tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @viscid orchid died.

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@modern plover got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @raw moss got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @modern plover died.

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@potent talon and @steel sentinel had a very merry unbirthday party together. @raw moss found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@potent talon managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @potent talon found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @potent talon died.

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@long vine tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@long vine accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@raw moss tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @raw moss decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @brave shore into fertilizer. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche recruited @steel sentinel as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@raw moss spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@raw moss lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @raw moss died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @steel sentinel. Apparently, not that many. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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balmy adder Dec 28, 2025, 8:32 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @raw moss, @balmy adder, @modern plover, @rustic belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, @vague sequoia, and @formal badge
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@balmy adder drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @balmy adder died.

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@modern plover was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @modern plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern yelled, "Duck!" @rustic belfry excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @rustic belfry died.

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@steel sentinel sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@vague sequoia used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@raw moss wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@long vine received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @long vine died.

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@brave shore went down @tight niche's chimney to deliver presents, but @tight niche's fireplace was still in use. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@vague sequoia took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @vague sequoia died.

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@raw moss accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @raw moss was forgiven.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@raw moss was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@tranquil wyvern paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@tight niche tried to strike @formal badge down, but @formal badge instead became more powerful than @tight niche could possibly imagine.

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@steel sentinel burned @formal badge to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @steel sentinel for reading books. @formal badge died.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @tight niche played solitaire. @tranquil wyvern stood behind them and watched.

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@raw moss tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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Out of boredom, @tranquil wyvern used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@tight niche bought a Gatligator and fired it at @steel sentinel for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tight niche furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@tranquil wyvern was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@tight niche watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@raw moss told @steel sentinel to bite the dust. In response, @steel sentinel took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@steel sentinel soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @steel sentinel dyed.

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@raw moss confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@tranquil wyvern carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@steel sentinel told @tight niche a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel tried to set up a campfire, but @raw moss drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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After @raw moss drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 6th place: @vague sequoia
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 28, 2025, 9:38 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 28, 2025, 9:44 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 28, 2025, 10:07 AM

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formal badge Dec 28, 2025, 10:09 AM

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viscid orchid Dec 28, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 10:29 AM

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tight niche Dec 28, 2025, 10:30 AM

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true wren Dec 28, 2025, 11:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 11:13 AM

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brave shore Dec 28, 2025, 11:29 AM

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long vine Dec 28, 2025, 11:46 AM

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vague sequoia Dec 28, 2025, 11:58 AM

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frosty idol Dec 28, 2025, 12:17 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @frosty idol, @long vine, @brave shore, @true wren, @vague sequoia, and @formal badge
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@livid shuttle went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@steel sentinel learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @viscid orchid found out that @steel sentinel meant "killer" in the literal sense. @viscid orchid died.

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@raw moss tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @raw moss's mind right in front of their face. @raw moss died.

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@frosty idol fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @frosty idol died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@true wren and @tight niche were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@long vine rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @long vine with unnecessary advice.

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@true wren drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @true wren died.

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@formal badge stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@vague sequoia began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @vague sequoia died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @formal badge's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @formal badge died.

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@steel sentinel poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@tranquil wyvern emerged from a tree stump and scolded @long vine for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @long vine was still holding an axe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @long vine died.

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@brave shore ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @brave shore's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @tight niche got too close while watching. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @vague sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @frosty idol
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 28, 2025, 12:37 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 28, 2025, 12:44 PM

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gray sky Dec 28, 2025, 12:53 PM

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brave shore Dec 28, 2025, 1:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 28, 2025, 1:06 PM

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true wren Dec 28, 2025, 1:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 1:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 28, 2025, 1:29 PM

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frosty idol Dec 28, 2025, 1:39 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 2:19 PM

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jolly swift Dec 28, 2025, 2:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @frosty idol, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@livid shuttle built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @livid shuttle died.

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@frosty idol's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @frosty idol died.

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@gray sky was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @gray sky died.

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@long vine went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @brave shore were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tranquil wyvern suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @brave shore turned around to look. @brave shore died.

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@true wren found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@tranquil wyvern overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@tight niche did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @carmine cairn, who happened to be passing by.

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The Demolitionist told @true wren that it was a good day to die. @true wren thought so too. @true wren died.

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@jolly swift tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tight niche tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@jolly swift used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@tranquil wyvern saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @carmine cairn took out their actual shotgun. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel found the Last Prism. Then @tight niche found another one, meaning that @steel sentinel's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@carmine cairn hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@steel sentinel used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @tight niche with a Star Wrath while their cell phone was ringing. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@carmine cairn tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@steel sentinel took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @frosty idol

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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crimson forge Dec 28, 2025, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:38 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 28, 2025, 2:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:40 PM

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limpid glacier Dec 28, 2025, 2:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:43 PM

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brave shore Dec 28, 2025, 2:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:45 PM

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viscid orchid Dec 28, 2025, 2:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 2:50 PM

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short nymph Dec 28, 2025, 3:12 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 28, 2025, 3:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 3:20 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 3:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 3:24 PM

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tight niche Dec 28, 2025, 3:27 PM

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hearty oracle Dec 28, 2025, 3:27 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @short nymph, @crimson forge, @hearty oracle, @carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @livid shuttle, @viscid orchid, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@short nymph wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @short nymph died.

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@crimson forge broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @crimson forge died.

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The Nurse told @hearty oracle they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @hearty oracle died.

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@limpid glacier found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @limpid glacier died.

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@tight niche threw @viscid orchid into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @tight niche a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @viscid orchid died.

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@carmine cairn chased @tranquil wyvern with their Silver Broadsword. @tranquil wyvern tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @carmine cairn. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @steel sentinel instead. @steel sentinel died.

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@brave shore patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @livid shuttle in disguise.

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@livid shuttle stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @livid shuttle died.

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While exploring a swamp, @carmine cairn caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@carmine cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@brave shore flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @brave shore's face off with its bare hands. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 8th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 9th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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limpid glacier Dec 28, 2025, 3:36 PM

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wet monolith Dec 28, 2025, 3:37 PM

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crimson forge Dec 28, 2025, 3:40 PM

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peak yoke Dec 28, 2025, 3:58 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 4:17 PM

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severe fable Dec 28, 2025, 4:23 PM

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jolly swift Dec 28, 2025, 4:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 28, 2025, 4:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @wet monolith, @crimson forge, @carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @severe fable
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@livid shuttle rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@tranquil wyvern started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@wet monolith went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @jolly swift and @carmine cairn summoned the Impending Doom. @wet monolith died.

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@peak yoke learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@tight niche started barking like a dog while chasing @steel sentinel.

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@crimson forge called @severe fable on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @crimson forge died.

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@limpid glacier encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @limpid glacier died.

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@peak yoke and @jolly swift huddled around @tight niche to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @tight niche's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@carmine cairn was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@steel sentinel accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@peak yoke accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @peak yoke died.

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@livid shuttle sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@jolly swift mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@steel sentinel wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@carmine cairn tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Fetid Baghnakhs instead of a Bug Net.

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@severe fable fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @severe fable died.

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@livid shuttle covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@jolly swift traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @crimson forge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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limpid glacier Dec 28, 2025, 4:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:38 PM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Dec 28, 2025, 4:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:50 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 28, 2025, 4:57 PM

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bb!register

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frosty idol Dec 28, 2025, 5:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:07 PM

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nova plover Dec 28, 2025, 5:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:13 PM

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jolly swift Dec 28, 2025, 5:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:26 PM

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rustic belfry Dec 28, 2025, 5:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:27 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 5:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 28, 2025, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

rustic belfry Dec 28, 2025, 5:33 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:33 PM

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@rustic belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

vague sequoia Dec 28, 2025, 5:35 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:35 PM

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ebon matrix Dec 28, 2025, 5:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 5:58 PM

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tame marten Dec 28, 2025, 6:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:11 PM

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hidden wolf Dec 28, 2025, 6:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:18 PM

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raw moss Dec 28, 2025, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:25 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @vague sequoia, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @ebon matrix, @tame marten, @frosty idol, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @formal badge, @hidden wolf, and @rustic belfry
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@limpid glacier accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @limpid glacier died.

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@tame marten picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@vague sequoia tried to explain to @rustic belfry that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @rustic belfry countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @vague sequoia died.

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@carmine cairn set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@raw moss and @ebon matrix spotted a Book of Skulls on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@frosty idol worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@formal badge chased @jolly swift with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @jolly swift died.

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@tame marten was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @tame marten died.

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@nova plover started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@frosty idol started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @frosty idol died.

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@nova plover was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @nova plover died.

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@formal badge swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @formal badge died.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted @hidden wolf into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @hidden wolf died.

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@tight niche wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@raw moss shot their The Undertaker to the left of @rustic belfry just to scare them. @rustic belfry heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @rustic belfry died.

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@ebon matrix's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @ebon matrix died.

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@tranquil wyvern desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@tight niche "borrowed" @carmine cairn's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @carmine cairn's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @tight niche could return it.

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@raw moss tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@tight niche trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@raw moss declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @raw moss's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@carmine cairn briefly considered proposing marriage to @tight niche, but married a bee instead.

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@raw moss used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@raw moss tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@carmine cairn donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@tight niche struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@carmine cairn used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @carmine cairn used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @ebon matrix
150 points go to 6th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @hidden wolf
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @frosty idol

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ebon matrix Dec 28, 2025, 6:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:41 PM

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@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 28, 2025, 6:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:48 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 28, 2025, 6:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:51 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 28, 2025, 6:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 6:56 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 28, 2025, 7:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:16 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 28, 2025, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

nimble gull Dec 28, 2025, 7:34 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:34 PM

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@nimble gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame marten Dec 28, 2025, 7:35 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:35 PM

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@tame marten, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

west minnow Dec 28, 2025, 7:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:50 PM

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rustic belfry Dec 28, 2025, 7:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 7:52 PM

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@rustic belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 28, 2025, 8:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 8:22 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 28, 2025, 8:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 8:28 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @nimble gull, @ebon matrix, @tame marten, @west minnow, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, @peak yoke, and @rustic belfry
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @long vine died.

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@jolly swift drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@gray sky declared war against @tranquil wyvern because they didn't like something @tranquil wyvern said in their AMA.

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@rustic belfry got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@nimble gull forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @nimble gull died.

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@ebon matrix was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@carmine cairn opened the front door and saw @raw moss trying to murder the Guide. @carmine cairn slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@ebon matrix sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @ebon matrix died.

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@west minnow went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@tame marten is hvinga stroker n. @tame marten died.

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@gray sky accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @gray sky died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @peak yoke was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @peak yoke died.

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@rustic belfry threw a snowball at @tight niche. To counter this, @tight niche threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @rustic belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@jolly swift sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@tight niche drew swords on the ground. @jolly swift started stomping all over them. Furious, @tight niche picked one up and stabbed @jolly swift with it.. @jolly swift died.

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@west minnow tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@west minnow sniped @raw moss with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @west minnow, it was opposite day. @west minnow died.

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@carmine cairn started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@tight niche put two forward slashes in front of @carmine cairn and commented them out of existence. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @west minnow
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @rustic belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @tame marten

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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viscid orchid Dec 28, 2025, 8:49 PM

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bB!register

peak yoke Dec 28, 2025, 8:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 8:51 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 28, 2025, 8:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 8:51 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 28, 2025, 8:55 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 8:56 PM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid glacier Dec 28, 2025, 9:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 9:02 PM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hidden wolf Dec 28, 2025, 9:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 9:24 PM

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@hidden wolf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 28, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 28, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 9:45 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 28, 2025, 9:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 9:48 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Dec 28, 2025, 10:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 10:27 PM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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cloud wave Dec 28, 2025, 10:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 28, 2025, 10:30 PM

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@cloud wave, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @hidden wolf, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @cloud wave, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@long vine found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@velvet dune was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@peak yoke found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @limpid glacier died.

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@hidden wolf tried to get @raw moss to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @hidden wolf died.

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@tight niche tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @tight niche died.

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@long vine visited @sweet fractal, but no one was home. @long vine felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@carmine cairn wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@potent talon built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@velvet dune wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@cloud wave didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @cloud wave died.

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@peak yoke tried to kill @raw moss by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@potent talon was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @potent talon barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @potent talon died.

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@peak yoke used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @long vine - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @long vine then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@velvet dune tried attacking @long vine, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@long vine stopped a meteor from crushing @raw moss and @sweet fractal with their own body. @long vine died.

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@sweet fractal invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@sweet fractal learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @sweet fractal died.

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@velvet dune went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @velvet dune died.

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@raw moss was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@carmine cairn tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@carmine cairn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@raw moss was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @carmine cairn, but left @raw moss alone because they smelled funny. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @cloud wave
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @hidden wolf

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glacial totem Dec 29, 2025, 12:32 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @livid shuttle, @viral cape, @hidden wolf, @crimson forge, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @velvet dune
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@limpid glacier was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @limpid glacier died.

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@hidden wolf was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@long vine finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @velvet dune caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@crimson forge made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@raw moss found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@carmine cairn sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@livid shuttle's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @livid shuttle died.

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@viral cape died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @viral cape died.

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@glacial totem started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@crimson forge tried to shoot @long vine using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @nova plover's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@hidden wolf opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @hidden wolf's neck. @hidden wolf died.

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@velvet dune murdered @carmine cairn with a knife, but it was actually @crimson forge in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @velvet dune didn't care that much. @crimson forge died.

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@carmine cairn tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @carmine cairn died.

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@nova plover tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @nova plover extremely rich.

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@peak yoke wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@glacial totem dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@raw moss obscured @long vine's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @long vine escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@long vine came out of @peak yoke's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@nova plover went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @nova plover died.

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@glacial totem was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @glacial totem died.

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@velvet dune became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@velvet dune wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@peak yoke pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@velvet dune panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @velvet dune died.

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@long vine tried to use forbidden magic to erase @raw moss from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @raw moss die, so nothing actually happened.

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@long vine drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @raw moss randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@raw moss wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@long vine forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @crimson forge
100 points go to 9th place: @hidden wolf
100 points go to 10th place: @viral cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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limpid glacier Dec 29, 2025, 1:37 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 29, 2025, 2:19 AM

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brave shore Dec 29, 2025, 2:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @hexed fiber, @brave shore, @livid shuttle, @raw moss, @peak yoke, and @hidden wolf
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@carmine cairn likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @carmine cairn probably liked trains a bit too much. @carmine cairn died.

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@hidden wolf made some Synonym Rolls for @brave shore and @limpid glacier. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@livid shuttle tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@limpid glacier wished for the ability to fly. @long vine granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @limpid glacier died.

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@tranquil wyvern gave @long vine Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @long vine died.

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@hidden wolf stole @raw moss's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @raw moss was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@livid shuttle couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@livid shuttle didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@peak yoke multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@hexed fiber felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@peak yoke explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @peak yoke died.

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@hidden wolf didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @hidden wolf died.

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@hexed fiber thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @hexed fiber's potions with Red Potions. @hexed fiber died.

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While playing at the beach, @brave shore buried @tranquil wyvern in the sand. It took @tranquil wyvern several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@tranquil wyvern took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 5th place: @hidden wolf
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @modern plover, @potent talon, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @hidden wolf, and @glass vine
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@livid shuttle built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @limpid glacier was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @limpid glacier died.

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A witch prophesized that @hidden wolf would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@brave shore literally gaslighted @glacial totem by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@potent talon had a wholesome reunion with @raw moss, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@livid shuttle sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @livid shuttle died.

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@modern plover contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @modern plover died.

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@potent talon shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss was building a nice house. @carmine cairn asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @raw moss just looked confused.

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@brave shore pranked @glass vine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@hidden wolf tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @hidden wolf quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@hidden wolf kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@peak yoke activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@brave shore went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@hidden wolf curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @hidden wolf in half. @hidden wolf died.

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@glass vine suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @glass vine died.

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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@carmine cairn hid from @raw moss by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@raw moss fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @glass vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hidden wolf
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hidden wolf Dec 29, 2025, 3:36 AM

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severe fable Dec 29, 2025, 3:36 AM

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bb!register

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raw moss Dec 29, 2025, 3:37 AM

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glass vine Dec 29, 2025, 3:42 AM

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dull portal Dec 29, 2025, 3:56 AM

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long vine Dec 29, 2025, 4:04 AM

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modern plover Dec 29, 2025, 4:18 AM

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formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 4:25 AM

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bb!register

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dusky elbow Dec 29, 2025, 4:26 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 29, 2025, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @hidden wolf, @dull portal, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @severe fable, @modern plover, @dusky elbow, @long vine, and @formal badge
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@livid shuttle was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @livid shuttle died.

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@dusky elbow searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@hidden wolf fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @hidden wolf died.

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@severe fable started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@carmine cairn decisively vanquished @dull portal through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @dull portal died.

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@formal badge recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @formal badge concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@glass vine fired their bow at @modern plover, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @glass vine gave up.

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While examining a strange emblem, @glass vine accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @glass vine died.

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@severe fable wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @severe fable turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @severe fable died.

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@raw moss recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@modern plover started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @modern plover died.

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@long vine suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@dusky elbow was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @dusky elbow died.

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Rumors started spreading that @carmine cairn was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @carmine cairn.

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@formal badge transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @formal badge died.

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@long vine found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@long vine cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@carmine cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@long vine was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@carmine cairn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @raw moss also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @long vine found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @long vine was trapped for all eternity. @long vine died.

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@raw moss tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@raw moss woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @formal badge
150 points go to 5th place: @dusky elbow
150 points go to 6th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @dull portal
100 points go to 10th place: @hidden wolf

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 29, 2025, 4:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:36 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

formal badge Dec 29, 2025, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:38 AM

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@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 29, 2025, 5:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:01 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 29, 2025, 5:03 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:03 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass vine Dec 29, 2025, 5:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:10 AM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusky elbow Dec 29, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:20 AM

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@dusky elbow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Dec 29, 2025, 5:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:20 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 29, 2025, 5:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:22 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 29, 2025, 5:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:24 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 29, 2025, 5:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Dec 29, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tender dock Dec 29, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@tender dock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tender dock, @long vine, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @modern plover, @near mortar, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tight niche, @formal badge, @dusky elbow, and @glass vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @livid shuttle died.

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@formal badge asked @tender dock if they "knew the way". @tender dock didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@true wren saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @true wren died.

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@raw moss made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @modern plover. @modern plover died.

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@glass vine farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@long vine felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@near mortar told @dusky elbow a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@formal badge will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@long vine found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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Several players decided to form a band. @potent talon was the trumpet, @dusky elbow was the clarinetist, @tight niche was the drummer, and @near mortar was the drum. @near mortar died.

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@potent talon found a hill and started to roll down it. @potent talon was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @potent talon died.

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@tender dock invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@formal badge's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @formal badge died.

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@raw moss listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @raw moss saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@tight niche got a piggyback ride from @dusky elbow, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @dusky elbow died.

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@tender dock somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@glass vine ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @glass vine died.

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@tender dock felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @tender dock died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @raw moss begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@raw moss spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@raw moss’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@raw moss went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@raw moss put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche had @long vine lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @long vine, this wasn't a magic show. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tight niche befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@carmine cairn caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tender dock
150 points go to 6th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 7th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 29, 2025, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@dull portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grand apex Dec 29, 2025, 5:40 AM

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bb!register