epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hidden wolf]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

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[gleaming grove]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[daring spindle]

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[gleaming grove]

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[stark monolith]

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[gleaming grove]

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[vestal rose]

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[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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[limpid glacier]

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[gleaming grove]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

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[frosty idol]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @tranquil wyvern, @hidden wolf, @tight niche, @stark monolith, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @near mortar, @frosty idol, @gray sky, @long vine, @daring spindle, @vestal rose, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@vestal rose ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@near mortar got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

@limpid glacier was ordered by @stark monolith to sing a song or be killed. @limpid glacier tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @limpid glacier died.

@hidden wolf went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @hidden wolf died.

@tight niche woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@near mortar heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @near mortar died.

@gray sky drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@true wren threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @frosty idol would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @frosty idol died.

@gray sky kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tranquil wyvern had had enough, so they scooped @gray sky to death with an ice cream spoon. @gray sky died.

@true wren was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @true wren dried.

@nova plover saw @long vine standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn and @stark monolith ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@tight niche tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@vestal rose had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@true wren managed to kill @vestal rose by doing absolutely nothing. @vestal rose died.

@true wren bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @true wren was blown to smithereens. @true wren died.

@nova plover brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @nova plover died.

@daring spindle forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @daring spindle died.

@tranquil wyvern ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @stark monolith's eye sockets. @stark monolith died.

@tranquil wyvern was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @tranquil wyvern into the freezing cold water. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

@tight niche began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

@tight niche found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @stark monolith
150 points go to 5th place: @daring spindle
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @vestal rose
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[daring spindle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@daring spindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vestal rose]

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[gleaming grove]

@vestal rose, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[frosty idol]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[limpid glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[stark monolith]

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[gleaming grove]

@stark monolith, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hidden wolf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hidden wolf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@tawdry sedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @hidden wolf, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @stark monolith, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @tawdry sedge, @frosty idol, @peak yoke, @daring spindle, @vestal rose, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@vestal rose traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@limpid glacier started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @limpid glacier died.

@hidden wolf pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @hidden wolf died.

@stark monolith drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @stark monolith died.

@amber ermine climbed a tree without using their arms.

@tight niche grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@jolly swift constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@peak yoke and @tawdry sedge had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@amber ermine hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @amber ermine died.

@daring spindle wanted to start a band, and recruited @tight niche as their keyboard player. @tight niche showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

@nova plover started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @nova plover died.

@tawdry sedge hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @vestal rose's house. @vestal rose started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@tawdry sedge sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @tawdry sedge died.

@frosty idol thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @frosty idol died.

@true wren dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@carmine cairn put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@tight niche started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@peak yoke tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@peak yoke thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @peak yoke died.

@jolly swift had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Minishark. Obviously, this failed.

@daring spindle tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

@vestal rose failed to properly hydrate. @vestal rose died.

@jolly swift invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

@daring spindle tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@daring spindle was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @daring spindle died.

@true wren found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@carmine cairn took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@jolly swift had a terrible night. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.

@carmine cairn was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @carmine cairn died.

@true wren went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tight niche had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @true wren died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @true wren
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @daring spindle
150 points go to 6th place: @vestal rose
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @frosty idol
100 points go to 9th place: @tawdry sedge
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[limpid glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[dim gale]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dim gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[hidden wolf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hidden wolf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[supple socket]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@supple socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @limpid glacier, @hidden wolf, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @nova plover, @raw moss, @rancid crane, @true wren, and @supple socket
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@limpid glacier got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @limpid glacier, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @limpid glacier died.

@hidden wolf breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @hidden wolf died.

@tight niche spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@jolly swift summoned the Old One's Army while @nova plover was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @nova plover died.

@rancid crane was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @rancid crane died.

@supple socket was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @supple socket died.

@raw moss used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@dim gale stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @dim gale died.

@jolly swift watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@carmine cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @tranquil wyvern killed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @jolly swift died.

@true wren pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @true wren died.

@raw moss stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @raw moss's house down.

@tight niche came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@tight niche, @carmine cairn, and @raw moss formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

@tight niche fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

After eating supper together, @raw moss betrayed @carmine cairn in exchange for 30 silver coins. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss got tired of @tight niche trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @tight niche at a Sawmill. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @supple socket
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[limpid glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hidden wolf]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hidden wolf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @hidden wolf, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @brave shore, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@limpid glacier was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @limpid glacier died.

@tight niche accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@hidden wolf walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @hidden wolf died.

@jolly swift used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @jolly swift died.

Congratulations, @sweet fractal! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @sweet fractal died.

@nova plover built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @nova plover died.

@brave shore thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@livid shuttle popped @brave shore by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @brave shore died.

@true wren was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @true wren died.

@livid shuttle was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn, @tight niche, and @raw moss made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@carmine cairn thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@raw moss lured @tight niche into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @tight niche's dust allergy! @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @hidden wolf

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viral cape]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viral cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[limpid glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[orchid tulip]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@orchid tulip, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @livid shuttle, @viral cape, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @potent talon, @long vine, @brave shore, @orchid tulip, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@limpid glacier got impaled by Mourning Wood. @limpid glacier died.

@glacial totem headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @potent talon had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@viral cape started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@viral cape tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @viral cape died.

@livid shuttle had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@orchid tulip created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@brave shore discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@raw moss heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@velvet dune played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@orchid tulip hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@long vine was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@livid shuttle cut through @glacial totem with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @glacial totem died.

@velvet dune played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@potent talon got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@potent talon was playing hide and seek with @raw moss and @brave shore, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @potent talon died.

@carmine cairn tried to attack @velvet dune with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

@orchid tulip asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

While exploring the Jungle, @long vine needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @long vine. @long vine died.

@livid shuttle started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@livid shuttle aimed a Last Prism beam at @raw moss, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@velvet dune swung a Beam Sword at @orchid tulip, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@brave shore built a floating city and named it "England".

@carmine cairn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@orchid tulip fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @orchid tulip died.

@velvet dune accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @velvet dune died.

@raw moss ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

@brave shore fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @brave shore died.

@livid shuttle's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @livid shuttle died.

@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@raw moss donated all of their organs to those in need. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @orchid tulip
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @viral cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[mellow rover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@mellow rover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[frosty idol]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@frosty idol, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[glass vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tender dock]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tender dock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @tender dock, @raw moss, @frosty idol, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, @mellow rover, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss bashed @tender dock in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@true wren tried to instigate drama against @livid shuttle, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @true wren used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @livid shuttle died.

@glass vine summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @glass vine died.

@carmine cairn accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @carmine cairn.

@peak yoke walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@frosty idol's face was scorched off after @long vine took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @frosty idol died.

@peak yoke, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @peak yoke died.

@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@true wren found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @true wren walked out the door.

@long vine found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@tender dock tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @carmine cairn, but it refused to listen because @tender dock didn't have enough badges.

@long vine decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @long vine died.

@brave shore put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @brave shore died.

@mellow rover wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

A pretty fairy led @mellow rover to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @mellow rover died.

@raw moss 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @true wren to death. @true wren died.

@tender dock angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tender dock's floating house. @tender dock died.

@raw moss discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tender dock
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @mellow rover
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @frosty idol
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glass vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@tawdry sedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glass vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glass vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @near mortar, @tawdry sedge, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@peak yoke fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @carmine cairn, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@glass vine mistook @near mortar's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @glass vine died.

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @sweet fractal. @sweet fractal died.

@long vine spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@steel sentinel joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@near mortar carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @near mortar died.

@tawdry sedge became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @tawdry sedge died.

@tight niche was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

There once was a @true wren who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @true wren's insides, and all the animals were freed. @true wren died.

@carmine cairn couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

@raw moss took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@long vine boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@long vine stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @long vine died.

@tight niche and @steel sentinel decided to play catch with a Green Phaseblade. @tight niche missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @raw moss caught them in time.

@brave shore smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@steel sentinel found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @brave shore, who was out swimming that day. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss and @steel sentinel played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@steel sentinel summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @tawdry sedge
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[stark monolith]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@stark monolith, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @stark monolith, @amber ermine, @viscid orchid, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @long vine, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@viscid orchid fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@amber ermine laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@true wren blew @stark monolith to bits using an exploding bed. @stark monolith died.

@long vine replaced @amber ermine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @amber ermine died.

@tight niche, @sweet fractal and @viscid orchid played hot potato with a grenade. @viscid orchid forgot to pass it on. @viscid orchid died.

@true wren headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@steel sentinel somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@true wren used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @true wren died.

@sweet fractal programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@tranquil wyvern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss wrote @long vine's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @long vine died.

@raw moss promised @tight niche that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @tight niche died.

@raw moss took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @stark monolith

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tender helm]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tender helm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @tender helm, @long vine, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @livid shuttle was mauled by wolves. @livid shuttle died.

@sweet fractal wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@viscid orchid equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @viscid orchid died.

@long vine ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@raw moss tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@raw moss threatened @tranquil wyvern with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tranquil wyvern informed @raw moss as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @raw moss died.

@tender helm tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@steel sentinel made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@tender helm considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

@zenith root wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@tight niche won in a fight against @tender helm by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @tender helm died.

@tranquil wyvern zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@sweet fractal and @long vine engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @long vine blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @long vine died.

@zenith root tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

No one told @zenith root that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @zenith root died.

@sweet fractal tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @sweet fractal died.

@tranquil wyvern gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@tight niche found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@tight niche took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @tight niche was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @tight niche had ever been in. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @tender helm
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vague sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@vague sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @long vine, @brave shore, @vague sequoia, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@livid shuttle thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@long vine realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @long vine died.

@brave shore was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @brave shore died.

@tranquil wyvern hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @tranquil wyvern could pull it to shore.

@vague sequoia found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @vague sequoia died.

@tight niche started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@steel sentinel was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@tranquil wyvern tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @formal badge demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @tranquil wyvern by two. @tranquil wyvern died.

@formal badge was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @formal badge died.

@steel sentinel tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @steel sentinel didn't know that.

@raw moss asked @tight niche to give them a hand, so @tight niche chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@sweet fractal tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

@jolly swift tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@tight niche tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @vague sequoia
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[formal badge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@formal badge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vague sequoia]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@vague sequoia, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[severe fable]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@severe fable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @severe fable, @brave shore, @true wren, @vague sequoia, and @formal badge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche tried to shoot an apple off of @viscid orchid's head. @tight niche's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @viscid orchid died.

@sweet fractal was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @formal badge tried putting @sweet fractal back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @sweet fractal died.

@vague sequoia managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@raw moss drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @raw moss died.

@brave shore invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@true wren tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @true wren died.

@steel sentinel used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@vague sequoia summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @vague sequoia died.

@formal badge cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@formal badge followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @formal badge died.

@tranquil wyvern managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@severe fable filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@severe fable was buried under an avalanche that @tranquil wyvern had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @severe fable died.

@brave shore spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@steel sentinel invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@tranquil wyvern ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @tight niche then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @tight niche died.

@brave shore went AFK in their gel farm. @steel sentinel set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @severe fable
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @vague sequoia
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @void hill, @severe fable, @long vine, @abstract thunder, and @formal badge
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@fathom barn flossed their teeth with @abstract thunder's shoelaces.

@nova plover wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@steel sentinel's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@long vine kept talking, but stopped after @sweet fractal held up their hand. @sweet fractal demonstrated the power of the Force.

@void hill felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @formal badge took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@tight niche looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@severe fable gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @nova plover, who was in the front row. @nova plover died.

@void hill was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @steel sentinel's Star Cannon. @void hill died.

@severe fable looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @severe fable died.

@long vine got stuck in @sweet fractal's Rod of Discord farm. @long vine died.

@fathom barn cut a specific wire in @formal badge's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @formal badge died.

@abstract thunder started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@tight niche found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tight niche pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@abstract thunder hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @abstract thunder died.

@steel sentinel and @sweet fractal had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@sweet fractal almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@fathom barn was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @fathom barn died.

@steel sentinel paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Sniper Rifle.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @sweet fractal some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 9th place: @void hill
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @void hill, @severe fable, @candid imp, @brave shore, @true wren, and @formal badge
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The fighting begins again!

@proud lava stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @proud lava died.

@tight niche distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@fathom barn tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @fathom barn keeled over from a heart attack. @fathom barn died.

@steel sentinel tried to confess their love to @viscid orchid, but @viscid orchid interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@viscid orchid spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @viscid orchid still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @viscid orchid died.

@formal badge found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@void hill was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @severe fable's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @void hill died.

@severe fable spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @severe fable died.

@tranquil wyvern started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

@steel sentinel found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @candid imp tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@formal badge underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@candid imp was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @candid imp died.

@formal badge fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @formal badge died.

@true wren tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@tranquil wyvern started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@tight niche fed @brave shore several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@steel sentinel was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@tranquil wyvern tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @tranquil wyvern was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@true wren fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@steel sentinel screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@tight niche compressed @steel sentinel until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @steel sentinel died.

@true wren started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@brave shore was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@true wren played rock-paper-scissors with @tight niche. @true wren played paper. @tight niche played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @true wren was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @true wren died.

@brave shore made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @true wren
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @candid imp
100 points go to 8th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 9th place: @void hill
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @hidden wolf, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @tawdry sedge, @void hill, @severe fable, @long vine, @true wren, and @formal badge
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The fighting begins again!

@hidden wolf accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @hidden wolf died.

@carmine cairn kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @carmine cairn red. @carmine cairn died.

It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @long vine was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

@formal badge shot @tawdry sedge with a Water Gun. @tawdry sedge shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@severe fable tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@tawdry sedge learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @tawdry sedge died.

@void hill started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@severe fable saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @severe fable died.

@long vine's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @long vine to notice them. @long vine died.

@true wren made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @true wren died.

@void hill went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@formal badge was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @formal badge died.

Oh? Instead of running away, @tranquil wyvern is approaching @jolly swift!

@steel sentinel took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@tight niche was furious at @void hill for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @tight niche's special someone!

@jolly swift pickpocketed @tranquil wyvern, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@void hill made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @void hill died.

@steel sentinel added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@tranquil wyvern knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@jolly swift tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @void hill
150 points go to 6th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 10th place: @tawdry sedge

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[tight niche]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @brave shore, @void hill, @jolly swift, @true wren, @ebon matrix, @abstract thunder, @near mortar, @tight niche, @torpid axle, @formal badge, @peak yoke, and @severe fable
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@severe fable commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@long vine and @sweet fractal discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@sweet fractal swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @sweet fractal died.

@formal badge made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @long vine joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @long vine died.

@tight niche drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@brave shore challenged @abstract thunder to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @abstract thunder's turn to win. @brave shore died.

@void hill drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @torpid axle mopped @void hill up with a tissue. @void hill died.

@true wren drank a Molotov Cocktail. @true wren died.

@ebon matrix forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @ebon matrix died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@abstract thunder uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @abstract thunder died.

@near mortar got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @near mortar died.

@severe fable snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@formal badge underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @formal badge died.

@peak yoke challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @peak yoke died.

@severe fable tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @severe fable died.

@tight niche broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

@tranquil wyvern ran out of bullets while fighting @torpid axle, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @torpid axle died.

@jolly swift tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@tight niche attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@tranquil wyvern read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tranquil wyvern then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@jolly swift snuck up behind @carmine cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @jolly swift decided not to kill them. Yet.

The Cyborg hacked into @tight niche's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@jolly swift overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @carmine cairn thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@jolly swift ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@carmine cairn challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @torpid axle
150 points go to 6th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @formal badge
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

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[tight niche]

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[oblique shadow]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[ebon matrix]

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[nova plover]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@oblique shadow, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @true wren, @ebon matrix, @fierce ermine, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @severe fable, @amber ermine, and @rustic belfry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@true wren huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@carmine cairn found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@oblique shadow swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @oblique shadow died.

@sweet fractal drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @sweet fractal died.

@nova plover couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

@tight niche hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @true wren was caught in the crossfire. @true wren died.

While sitting on a bench together with @severe fable, @ebon matrix leaned away and farted.

@viscid orchid started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@tranquil wyvern was briefly jumpscared by @fierce ermine wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@rustic belfry tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @jolly swift, but they were in broad daylight.

@ebon matrix was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @ebon matrix died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tranquil wyvern would soon die a gruesome death. @tranquil wyvern ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@raw moss vaporized @fierce ermine with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @fierce ermine died.

@amber ermine ripped @viscid orchid's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @viscid orchid. @viscid orchid died.

@tight niche's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tight niche! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@raw moss took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @raw moss died.

@jolly swift fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @nova plover. @nova plover died.

@peak yoke equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @jolly swift chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @peak yoke's shattered corpse. @peak yoke died.

@amber ermine buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@severe fable activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @severe fable died.

@tight niche asked for @rustic belfry's autograph. At first, @rustic belfry was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@amber ermine literally can't even. @amber ermine died.

@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@rustic belfry was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @rustic belfry died.

@jolly swift touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@carmine cairn murdered @tranquil wyvern by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift and @tight niche swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

@jolly swift watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@tight niche caused @carmine cairn to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@jolly swift and @carmine cairn built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

@tight niche used a Laser Drill to literally bore @jolly swift to death. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@carmine cairn asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @rustic belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @severe fable
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oblique shadow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oblique shadow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[ebon matrix]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@ebon matrix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[viscid orchid]

bB!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @ebon matrix, @viscid orchid, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @peak yoke, and @oblique shadow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@ebon matrix began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

@nova plover bragged to @raw moss about their combat skills. @raw moss didn't really know @nova plover and had no idea how this conversation started.

@oblique shadow did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

Low on health, @ebon matrix hid from @amber ermine by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @ebon matrix died.

After years of research, @viscid orchid found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @viscid orchid died.

@tranquil wyvern hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

@peak yoke was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@amber ermine couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @amber ermine died.

@oblique shadow tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@nova plover wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @nova plover through the wall. @nova plover died.

@tight niche made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@peak yoke tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @peak yoke died.

@oblique shadow put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @oblique shadow died.

@sweet fractal decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tight niche is still slurping that noodle.

@tranquil wyvern wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@tight niche was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @raw moss stopped them in time.

@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@tight niche built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@raw moss invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @tight niche, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @oblique shadow
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register