#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 79

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:52 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 2:57 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 3:15 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 23, 2025, 3:19 AM

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dim sinew Dec 23, 2025, 3:40 AM

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velvet peak Dec 23, 2025, 4:17 AM

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static trout Dec 23, 2025, 4:24 AM

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tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 4:29 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @dim sinew, @velvet peak, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@deep shuttle heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @static trout knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@long vine tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @livid shuttle rich and famous.

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@tranquil wyvern dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @tight niche spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@true wren started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@carmine cairn got a piggyback ride from @dim sinew, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @dim sinew died.

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@steel sentinel summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@velvet peak was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @velvet peak died.

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@true wren was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @deep shuttle. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @true wren died.

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@steel sentinel was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@tranquil wyvern found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tranquil wyvern pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@livid shuttle opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@static trout's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @static trout died.

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@raw moss headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@tight niche started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@raw moss's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@deep shuttle was ordered by @livid shuttle to sing a song or be killed. @deep shuttle tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @deep shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @tranquil wyvern dried.

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@carmine cairn performed an interpretive dance for @steel sentinel and @tranquil wyvern as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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The Wall of Flesh told @livid shuttle that there was something stuck in their teeth. @livid shuttle checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @livid shuttle died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tranquil wyvern thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@carmine cairn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tight niche was revived.

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@carmine cairn tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @carmine cairn's mind right in front of their face. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel got burninated by Tim. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 23, 2025, 4:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:39 AM

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raw moss Dec 23, 2025, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:41 AM

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potent talon Dec 23, 2025, 5:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:02 AM

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velvet peak Dec 23, 2025, 5:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:04 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 5:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:14 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 23, 2025, 5:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:17 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 5:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:23 AM

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tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:29 AM

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static trout Dec 23, 2025, 5:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:46 AM

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amber ermine Dec 23, 2025, 6:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 6:23 AM

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kind scroll Dec 23, 2025, 6:25 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @static trout, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@raw moss was dunked on by @steel sentinel. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@kind scroll got impaled by Mourning Wood. @kind scroll died.

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@tight niche watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@velvet peak tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @velvet peak died.

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@static trout began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @static trout died.

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@potent talon paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@potent talon was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @potent talon died.

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@amber ermine didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@tight niche promised to @long vine that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@tranquil wyvern took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@tight niche was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@raw moss started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@long vine called @steel sentinel on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@tight niche was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @tight niche died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @carmine cairn up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @carmine cairn off said cliff. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@steel sentinel made up their own language and used it to threaten @raw moss, who simply scratched their head.

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@steel sentinel used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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potent talon Dec 23, 2025, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 6:38 AM

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raw moss Dec 23, 2025, 6:44 AM

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long vine Dec 23, 2025, 6:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 6:44 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 23, 2025, 6:50 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 7:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 7:15 AM

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tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 7:29 AM

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brave shore Dec 23, 2025, 7:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 7:36 AM

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amber ermine Dec 23, 2025, 7:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 8:30 AM

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ebon matrix Dec 23, 2025, 9:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 9:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 9:30 AM

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proud lava Dec 23, 2025, 9:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 9:44 AM

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gray sky Dec 23, 2025, 10:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @ebon matrix, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @potent talon, @gray sky, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@raw moss threw @proud lava in the washing machine and turned it on. @proud lava died.

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@tranquil wyvern's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@potent talon found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@steel sentinel performed surgery on a grape.

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@amber ermine asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@potent talon built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @potent talon died.

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@ebon matrix visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @ebon matrix thought her hands were more interesting.

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@tranquil wyvern tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@tight niche obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@ebon matrix, @raw moss, and @steel sentinel made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@gray sky was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @gray sky died.

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@long vine and @tranquil wyvern were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @long vine played solitaire. @tranquil wyvern stood behind them and watched.

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@long vine and @tight niche were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @long vine, but left @tight niche alone because they smelled funny. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@raw moss threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @ebon matrix would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @ebon matrix died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @tranquil wyvern over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@steel sentinel recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @steel sentinel concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@raw moss, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@brave shore found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@tight niche threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tight niche unlocked the power of flight!

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@tight niche buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @tranquil wyvern found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche had the high ground, but @steel sentinel just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @tight niche toppling to their doom. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ebon matrix Dec 23, 2025, 10:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:39 AM

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zealous citrus Dec 23, 2025, 10:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:41 AM

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amber ermine Dec 23, 2025, 10:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:42 AM

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raw moss Dec 23, 2025, 10:43 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 10:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:43 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 23, 2025, 10:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:50 AM

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oak temple Dec 23, 2025, 10:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:52 AM

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crisp flax Dec 23, 2025, 11:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 11:16 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 23, 2025, 11:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 11:22 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tawdry sedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 11:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 11:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @oak temple, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @zealous citrus, @ebon matrix, @raw moss, @tawdry sedge, @tight niche, @crisp flax, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@oak temple tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @oak temple was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @long vine excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@zealous citrus was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@ebon matrix made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@ebon matrix hadn't seen @tawdry sedge in a long time, and missed them. @tawdry sedge aimed a Sniper Rifle at @ebon matrix from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @ebon matrix died.

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@tawdry sedge gave @steel sentinel a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @steel sentinel gave @tawdry sedge a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @tawdry sedge died.

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@raw moss theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@zealous citrus looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@amber ermine started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@crisp flax found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@crisp flax tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @crisp flax. @crisp flax died.

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@tight niche accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@amber ermine was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@zealous citrus underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @zealous citrus died.

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@steel sentinel was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to save @tight niche's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @tranquil wyvern died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@steel sentinel was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@raw moss heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche donated all of their organs to those in need. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @crisp flax
100 points go to 8th place: @tawdry sedge
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 23, 2025, 11:39 AM

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oak temple Dec 23, 2025, 11:42 AM

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gray sky Dec 23, 2025, 11:42 AM

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ebon matrix Dec 23, 2025, 11:53 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 23, 2025, 11:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 12:01 PM

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blazing swallow Dec 23, 2025, 12:13 PM

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crisp flax Dec 23, 2025, 12:23 PM

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tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 12:28 PM

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zenith root Dec 23, 2025, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @ebon matrix, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, @zenith root, @crisp flax, and @blazing swallow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @steel sentinel died.

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@blazing swallow started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@raw moss used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @raw moss then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@tranquil wyvern pulled out their Ice Blade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @tranquil wyvern pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@zenith root found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@crisp flax underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@ebon matrix told @gray sky a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @gray sky died.

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@zenith root fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @zenith root died.

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@crisp flax climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@raw moss distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@ebon matrix found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @blazing swallow, who was out swimming that day. @blazing swallow died.

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@tight niche found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@oak temple spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@raw moss started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @raw moss decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@crisp flax tried to attack @tight niche with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@oak temple vaporized @ebon matrix with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @ebon matrix died.

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@oak temple stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@raw moss merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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Congratulations, @tranquil wyvern! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@crisp flax had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@crisp flax accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @crisp flax died.

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@tight niche started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @crisp flax
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 7th place: @blazing swallow
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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crisp flax Dec 23, 2025, 12:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:39 PM

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fast relic Dec 23, 2025, 12:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:54 PM

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amber ermine Dec 23, 2025, 12:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:59 PM

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ebon matrix Dec 23, 2025, 12:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:59 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 1:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:15 PM

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 23, 2025, 1:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:20 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 1:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 23, 2025, 1:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 1:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @fast relic, @livid shuttle, @ebon matrix, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, @crisp flax, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@fast relic couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@fast relic was in the middle of taking a shower when @tranquil wyvern took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @fast relic died.

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@carmine cairn complained that they had no life, so @ebon matrix used a Life Drain to take @livid shuttle's life and give it to @carmine cairn. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@gray sky used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@tight niche used a Laser Drill to literally bore @ebon matrix to death. @ebon matrix died.

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@raw moss opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@gray sky cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @gray sky's heart! @gray sky died.

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@crisp flax's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@carmine cairn found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@crisp flax ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @crisp flax died.

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@amber ermine forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern was buried under an avalanche that @raw moss had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@tight niche tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@tight niche drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @crisp flax
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @fast relic

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 23, 2025, 1:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:38 PM

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amber ermine Dec 23, 2025, 1:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:38 PM

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gray sky Dec 23, 2025, 1:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 1:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:45 PM

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long vine Dec 23, 2025, 2:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:06 PM

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tough raven Dec 23, 2025, 2:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:12 PM

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near mortar Dec 23, 2025, 2:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:25 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 2:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @tough raven, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@long vine held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@livid shuttle found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@amber ermine got quantum-entangled with @tough raven, and used this opportunity to force @tough raven to pick their own nose.

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@raw moss tried to attack @near mortar with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @raw moss to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar went AFK in their gel farm. @gray sky set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @raw moss died.

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@gray sky gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @gray sky died.

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@amber ermine woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @amber ermine with bug spray. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@tough raven dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @tough raven died.

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@tranquil wyvern played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tough raven
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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torpid sky Dec 23, 2025, 2:42 PM

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lime creek Dec 23, 2025, 2:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:44 PM

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velvet peak Dec 23, 2025, 2:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:59 PM

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amber ermine Dec 23, 2025, 3:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:05 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 23, 2025, 3:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:10 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 3:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:15 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 3:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:16 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tough raven Dec 23, 2025, 3:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:22 PM

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@tough raven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 23, 2025, 3:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:27 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 3:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ashen saffron Dec 23, 2025, 3:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:29 PM

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@ashen saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Dec 23, 2025, 3:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:30 PM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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jolly swift Dec 23, 2025, 3:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:30 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@torpid sky, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @turbid skiff, @ashen saffron, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @tough raven, @near mortar, @lime creek, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@torpid sky tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@turbid skiff distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@near mortar was briefly jumpscared by @lime creek wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@velvet peak gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @torpid sky, who was in the front row. @torpid sky died.

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@gray sky tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@ashen saffron added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@jolly swift spiced up @ashen saffron's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @ashen saffron died.

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@tranquil wyvern started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @carmine cairn forced them to put in some more effort.

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@amber ermine encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @amber ermine decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@velvet peak was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@near mortar ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

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@amber ermine did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @lime creek, who happened to be passing by.

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@lime creek put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @lime creek whole. @lime creek died.

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@turbid skiff asked @tranquil wyvern if they "knew the way". @tranquil wyvern didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tight niche was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@gray sky built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@amber ermine skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @gray sky's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @gray sky died.

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@tough raven learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @tough raven died.

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@tranquil wyvern started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@jolly swift tickled @turbid skiff from behind while they were busy sharpening their Influx Waver. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @carmine cairn also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@turbid skiff angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tranquil wyvern's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn challenged @tight niche to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tight niche's turn to win. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tough raven
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ionic condor Dec 23, 2025, 3:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:40 PM

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@ionic condor, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 23, 2025, 3:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:50 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 23, 2025, 3:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:55 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Dec 23, 2025, 4:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:12 PM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 23, 2025, 4:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:13 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 4:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:15 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 4:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:16 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hearty oracle Dec 23, 2025, 4:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:25 PM

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tough raven Dec 23, 2025, 4:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:26 PM

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@tough raven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @lime creek, @tough raven, @ionic condor, @peak yoke, and @hearty oracle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@peak yoke tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@ionic condor drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@livid shuttle tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @livid shuttle died.

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@tough raven used a Medusa Head on @amber ermine and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@sweet fractal went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@tranquil wyvern found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@sweet fractal accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @sweet fractal died.

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@tough raven sharpened @lime creek's face at a Sharpening Station. @lime creek became the sharpest tool in the shed. @lime creek died.

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@ionic condor started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@hearty oracle argued with @tranquil wyvern about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@peak yoke trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @carmine cairn was the bartender, @jolly swift was the DJ, and @hearty oracle was the pinata. @hearty oracle died.

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@peak yoke decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@tough raven sat on a wall. @tough raven had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @tough raven together again. @tough raven died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@ionic condor started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @ionic condor suddenly didn't feel so good. @ionic condor died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @jolly swift were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@peak yoke tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @peak yoke's brains. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@carmine cairn declared war against @tranquil wyvern because they didn't like something @tranquil wyvern said in their AMA.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@carmine cairn lured @jolly swift into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @jolly swift's dust allergy! @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic condor
100 points go to 7th place: @tough raven
100 points go to 8th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

peak yoke Dec 23, 2025, 4:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:39 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Dec 23, 2025, 4:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:44 PM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 23, 2025, 4:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 4:47 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 5:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:13 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 5:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:21 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 23, 2025, 5:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:27 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

ashen spire Dec 23, 2025, 5:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:27 PM

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@ashen spire, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 5:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rapid radish, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @rapid radish, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @ashen spire, @lime creek, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@peak yoke promised @livid shuttle that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @livid shuttle died.

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@ashen spire just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@lime creek drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@jolly swift hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @jolly swift could pull it to shore.

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@carmine cairn tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@tranquil wyvern thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@amber ermine became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @rapid radish had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @amber ermine's suffering. @amber ermine died.

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@lime creek chewed some gum. It made @lime creek feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @lime creek died.

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@ashen spire contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@ashen spire was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @ashen spire died.

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@carmine cairn got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@tranquil wyvern had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@tranquil wyvern used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@rapid radish claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@peak yoke claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tight niche was morbidly interested.

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@peak yoke wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @peak yoke died.

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@jolly swift adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@carmine cairn crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@rapid radish went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @rapid radish died.

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@tight niche found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@carmine cairn attacked @tight niche with a Legendary Zenith, but @tight niche's pen was mightier. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @rapid radish
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rapid radish, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 5:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:41 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 23, 2025, 5:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:50 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 23, 2025, 5:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 5:55 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 23, 2025, 6:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 6:22 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 23, 2025, 6:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 6:29 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 6:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 6:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

steel sentinel Dec 23, 2025, 6:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 6:45 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

candid imp Dec 23, 2025, 7:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 7:16 PM

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@candid imp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tough raven Dec 23, 2025, 7:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 7:25 PM

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@tough raven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 7:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 7:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @rapid radish, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @tough raven, @static trout, @peak yoke, @candid imp, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@candid imp was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@tough raven looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@peak yoke left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tight niche opportunistically attacked @rapid radish with a Fiery Greatsword while their cell phone was ringing. @rapid radish died.

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@steel sentinel finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@true wren aimed a spinning toy at @jolly swift, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@jolly swift tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @static trout in disguise. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@static trout drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@true wren splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @velvet peak observed disapprovingly.

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@tranquil wyvern made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tight niche walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@steel sentinel somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@tranquil wyvern and @true wren huddled around @steel sentinel to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @steel sentinel's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@velvet peak and @tough raven got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@peak yoke wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@candid imp wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @candid imp died.

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@true wren wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tough raven took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @steel sentinel's Rod of Discord.

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@velvet peak tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@peak yoke explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@tranquil wyvern fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@tight niche invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tight niche killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@peak yoke told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tough raven and @velvet peak.

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@true wren was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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The Cyborg hacked into @steel sentinel's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@velvet peak became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @velvet peak died.

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@peak yoke and @steel sentinel played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@tough raven and @tight niche were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @tough raven fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @tough raven died.

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@peak yoke started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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Hey @peak yoke, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern cornered @tight niche at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tight niche started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tranquil wyvern built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tight niche landed in a pool of water. @steel sentinel did not. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @tough raven
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @candid imp
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

peak yoke Dec 23, 2025, 7:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 7:50 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 23, 2025, 7:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 7:54 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 23, 2025, 7:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 7:55 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tough vessel Dec 23, 2025, 8:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 8:07 PM

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@tough vessel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 23, 2025, 8:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 8:17 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 23, 2025, 8:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 8:18 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 8:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 8:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

true wren Dec 23, 2025, 8:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 8:46 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 23, 2025, 9:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 9:09 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 9:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 9:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @peak yoke, @long vine, @tough vessel, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @sweet fractal died.

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@peak yoke stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tranquil wyvern fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tough vessel, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@carmine cairn threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tough vessel dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @tough vessel died.

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@long vine and @steel sentinel were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@jolly swift tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@tranquil wyvern performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@tight niche found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@carmine cairn drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@velvet peak sacrificed @true wren by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @true wren died.

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@steel sentinel opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@velvet peak started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @carmine cairn watched the carnage from a safe distance. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tight niche, but they were in broad daylight.

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Low on health, @tranquil wyvern hid from @steel sentinel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@tight niche challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @tough vessel
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

steel sentinel Dec 23, 2025, 9:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 9:41 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 23, 2025, 9:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 9:42 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 23, 2025, 9:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 9:44 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Dec 23, 2025, 10:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:17 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 10:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 23, 2025, 10:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:21 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 23, 2025, 10:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:25 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sleek geyser Dec 23, 2025, 10:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:25 PM

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@sleek geyser, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 23, 2025, 10:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

earnest barn Dec 23, 2025, 10:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 10:40 PM

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@earnest barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 11:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@proud lava, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @earnest barn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @sleek geyser
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@peak yoke invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@proud lava kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @earnest barn had had enough, so they scooped @proud lava to death with an ice cream spoon. @proud lava died.

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@steel sentinel swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@tight niche broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@glacial totem began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@earnest barn tried to launch a poison dart frog at @sleek geyser through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @earnest barn has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @earnest barn died.

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@raw moss didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @glacial totem, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @peak yoke died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @sleek geyser farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @sleek geyser died.

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@carmine cairn snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@carmine cairn tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@long vine threw a snowball at @carmine cairn. To counter this, @carmine cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @sleek geyser
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest barn
100 points go to 8th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 9th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Dec 23, 2025, 11:36 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 11:36 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest barn Dec 23, 2025, 11:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 11:39 PM

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@earnest barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 23, 2025, 11:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 11:57 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 24, 2025, 12:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 12:04 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 24, 2025, 12:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 12:28 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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nova plover Dec 24, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

limpid glacier Dec 24, 2025, 12:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 12:41 AM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 24, 2025, 1:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:02 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Dec 24, 2025, 1:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:17 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 24, 2025, 1:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:22 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Dec 24, 2025, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:25 AM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @earnest barn, @lime creek, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@long vine drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @limpid glacier was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@abstract thunder considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@lime creek accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@carmine cairn started rallying for goblin rights.

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@limpid glacier was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @limpid glacier died.

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@peak yoke tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @peak yoke decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @livid shuttle into fertilizer. @livid shuttle died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @raw moss. Queen Bee died.

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@earnest barn woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @earnest barn died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @lime creek. Apparently, not that many. @lime creek died.

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@carmine cairn summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @nova plover's life points directly. @nova plover died.

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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@abstract thunder brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@raw moss tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@static trout was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @peak yoke died.

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@abstract thunder tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @long vine in disguise.

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@long vine made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@long vine was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@carmine cairn baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @static trout
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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long vine Dec 24, 2025, 1:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:37 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Dec 24, 2025, 1:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:38 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid glacier Dec 24, 2025, 1:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:41 AM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Dec 24, 2025, 1:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:43 AM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

regal slate Dec 24, 2025, 1:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:43 AM

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@regal slate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 24, 2025, 1:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:45 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Dec 24, 2025, 1:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 1:51 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 2:10 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest barn Dec 24, 2025, 2:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 2:23 AM

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@earnest barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 24, 2025, 2:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 2:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @earnest barn, @next hemlock, @lime creek, @static trout, @regal slate, @long vine, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@limpid glacier bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @limpid glacier was blown to smithereens. @limpid glacier died.

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@lime creek wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@carmine cairn and @livid shuttle fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @carmine cairn won by breaking @livid shuttle's spine. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @carmine cairn died.

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@regal slate took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@long vine found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@earnest barn angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @earnest barn's floating house. @earnest barn died.

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@lime creek became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @lime creek died.

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@abstract thunder used an Inferno Fork to eat. @static trout thought they didn't notice, but @abstract thunder just really likes spicy food.

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@static trout got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @static trout died.

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@regal slate gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @regal slate died.

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@next hemlock was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@long vine dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @long vine died.

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@next hemlock tried to kill @abstract thunder with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@abstract thunder had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@abstract thunder constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @next hemlock by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @abstract thunder's positioning was a bit off. @abstract thunder died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @next hemlock!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @next hemlock
500 points go to 2nd place: @abstract thunder
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @regal slate
150 points go to 5th place: @static trout
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest barn
100 points go to 8th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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limpid glacier Dec 24, 2025, 2:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 2:36 AM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Dec 24, 2025, 2:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 2:36 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

worthy socket Dec 24, 2025, 2:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 2:36 AM

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@worthy socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Dec 24, 2025, 2:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 2:38 AM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 24, 2025, 2:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 2:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest barn Dec 24, 2025, 2:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 2:55 AM

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@earnest barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tribal laurel Dec 24, 2025, 3:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 3:01 AM

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@tribal laurel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 24, 2025, 3:27 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 3:27 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 24, 2025, 3:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 3:28 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @earnest barn, @tribal laurel, @next hemlock, @lime creek, @worthy socket, @potent talon, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@worthy socket obscured @carmine cairn's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @carmine cairn escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@livid shuttle wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @limpid glacier on a spit. @limpid glacier died.

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@potent talon decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@livid shuttle started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @livid shuttle soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @livid shuttle died.

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@earnest barn drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @earnest barn died.

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@tribal laurel accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @tribal laurel died.

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@next hemlock made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@carmine cairn trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@potent talon found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@next hemlock was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@lime creek went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @lime creek decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@lime creek fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @lime creek died.

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@long vine sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@long vine made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@worthy socket felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@worthy socket rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @worthy socket died.

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@potent talon tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @potent talon died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @carmine cairn was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@long vine tried to steal @next hemlock's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@carmine cairn started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@long vine walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@next hemlock aimed a Last Prism beam at @carmine cairn, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@long vine trapped @next hemlock in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @next hemlock managed to escape regardless.

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@long vine forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @long vine wasn't a Slime, @long vine was endlessly beaten. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn hid an actuator in @next hemlock's lunch. Later that day, @next hemlock stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @next hemlock died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 5th place: @worthy socket
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @tribal laurel
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest barn
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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raw moss Dec 24, 2025, 3:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 3:36 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 24, 2025, 3:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 3:37 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

candid turret Dec 24, 2025, 3:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 3:48 AM

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@candid turret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid glacier Dec 24, 2025, 3:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 3:48 AM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Dec 24, 2025, 3:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 3:52 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 24, 2025, 3:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 3:57 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 24, 2025, 4:04 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:04 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 24, 2025, 4:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tough vessel Dec 24, 2025, 4:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:23 AM

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@tough vessel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 24, 2025, 4:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:24 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 24, 2025, 4:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @candid turret, @next hemlock, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tough vessel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@limpid glacier snuck up behind @raw moss, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @limpid glacier decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@potent talon hid from @peak yoke by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@candid turret thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@brave shore donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@long vine learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@next hemlock flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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Out of boredom, @carmine cairn used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@livid shuttle let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@tough vessel bashed @raw moss in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@limpid glacier declared that 64 was their favorite number. @livid shuttle wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @limpid glacier by stabbing them 64 times. @limpid glacier died.

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@livid shuttle fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @livid shuttle died.

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@candid turret clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @candid turret died.

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@tight niche was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@peak yoke uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @carmine cairn sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@long vine was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@tough vessel and @potent talon started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @tough vessel took out their actual shotgun. @potent talon died.

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@long vine read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @long vine died.

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@brave shore found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@next hemlock tried hacking into @raw moss's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @raw moss's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tough vessel invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@raw moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@next hemlock rescued @tough vessel from drowning, but in reverse. @tough vessel died.

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@next hemlock was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @next hemlock died.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @tight niche's face. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@raw moss tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @tough vessel
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @candid turret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

brave shore Dec 24, 2025, 4:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:37 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 24, 2025, 4:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:39 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 24, 2025, 4:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:41 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

indigo inlet Dec 24, 2025, 4:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:46 AM

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@indigo inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 24, 2025, 4:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 4:50 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass vine Dec 24, 2025, 5:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 5:07 AM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 24, 2025, 5:10 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 5:10 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 24, 2025, 5:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 5:15 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 24, 2025, 5:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 5:19 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed fiber Dec 24, 2025, 5:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 5:22 AM

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@hexed fiber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 24, 2025, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Dec 24, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 24, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@hexed fiber, @livid shuttle, @glass vine, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @static trout, @indigo inlet, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @gray sky, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@long vine took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@livid shuttle touched @hexed fiber's gun without permission. @livid shuttle died.

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@glass vine started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @glass vine died.

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@static trout drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @static trout died.

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@indigo inlet walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@tight niche tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@potent talon was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @potent talon died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @gray sky was flattened by a road roller. @gray sky died.

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@long vine invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @long vine died.

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@peak yoke was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@brave shore forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @brave shore died.

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@indigo inlet wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @indigo inlet turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @indigo inlet died.

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@tight niche returned to their house, only to find that @carmine cairn had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@hexed fiber playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Arkhalis. @hexed fiber died.

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@peak yoke was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@carmine cairn invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@raw moss and @tight niche farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@raw moss pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @raw moss looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@tight niche modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@tight niche went down @carmine cairn's chimney to deliver presents, but @carmine cairn's fireplace was still in use. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!