#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 78

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:22 AM

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near mortar Dec 22, 2025, 2:23 AM

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true wren Dec 22, 2025, 3:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 3:48 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk barn Dec 22, 2025, 4:10 AM

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hexed fiber Dec 22, 2025, 4:13 AM

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hot kelp Dec 22, 2025, 4:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 4:19 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 22, 2025, 4:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 4:26 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

icy trail Dec 22, 2025, 4:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 4:28 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @oak temple, @long vine, @hexed fiber, @icy trail, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @abstract thunder, @near mortar, @static trout, @raw moss, @silk barn, @peak yoke, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@oak temple found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@oak temple took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @oak temple died.

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@icy trail played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@peak yoke comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@silk barn and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @true wren was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@long vine explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @long vine died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @glacial totem's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @glacial totem died.

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@abstract thunder tried to instigate drama against @livid shuttle, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @abstract thunder used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @raw moss caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@static trout followed @raw moss into the jungle. @static trout started looking left, right and center for @raw moss, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@carmine cairn walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@true wren started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @true wren died.

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@near mortar pranked @icy trail by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@silk barn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@peak yoke accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@hot kelp calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@abstract thunder was walked on by a Martian Walker. @abstract thunder died.

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@icy trail tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@near mortar forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @near mortar died.

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@hot kelp tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @hot kelp extremely rich.

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@carmine cairn found the Last Prism. Then @hexed fiber found another one, meaning that @carmine cairn's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@static trout was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@silk barn kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @silk barn red. @silk barn died.

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@icy trail discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@carmine cairn managed to kill @peak yoke by doing absolutely nothing. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@hot kelp was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @raw moss stopped them in time.

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@hot kelp smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @hot kelp died.

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@hexed fiber ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @icy trail before they could say "Zoinks!" @icy trail died.

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@hexed fiber's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @hexed fiber to notice them. @hexed fiber died.

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@raw moss was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@raw moss tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@raw moss sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @icy trail
150 points go to 5th place: @hot kelp
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 4:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 4:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid citrus Dec 22, 2025, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 4:41 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 22, 2025, 5:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:00 AM

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static trout Dec 22, 2025, 5:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:03 AM

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true wren Dec 22, 2025, 5:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:14 AM

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unreal moat Dec 22, 2025, 5:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:21 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 5:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:23 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Dec 22, 2025, 5:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:43 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 22, 2025, 6:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 6:09 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 6:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @static trout, @peak yoke, @gray sky, @long vine, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @livid shuttle discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @livid shuttle died.

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@rancid citrus didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @rancid citrus died.

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@static trout asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@peak yoke became convinced that @gray sky was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @gray sky, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@glacial totem was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @glacial totem died.

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@true wren joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @true wren was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@unreal moat tied up @long vine and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @long vine to die. However, @long vine managed to escape from their bonds.

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@gray sky spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@unreal moat made some Synonym Rolls for @true wren and @carmine cairn. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@long vine tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@unreal moat was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @unreal moat died.

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@static trout challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @static trout died.

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@true wren disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@carmine cairn used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@peak yoke was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @gray sky tried putting @peak yoke back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@long vine wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @gray sky killed them. @gray sky died.

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@true wren tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@carmine cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@raw moss ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@true wren sniped @raw moss with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @true wren, it was opposite day. @true wren died.

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@long vine was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @long vine died.

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@raw moss was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid citrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 6:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 6:42 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 22, 2025, 7:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:09 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 7:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:13 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fierce ermine Dec 22, 2025, 7:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:26 AM

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brave shore Dec 22, 2025, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:28 AM

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icy trail Dec 22, 2025, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@icy trail, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gray sky Dec 22, 2025, 7:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:40 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 22, 2025, 7:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:45 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@gray sky, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:20 AM

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @olive garden, @brave shore, @icy trail, @livid shuttle, @fierce ermine, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @brave shore chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @carmine cairn's shattered corpse. @carmine cairn died.

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@gray sky went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @livid shuttle and @fierce ermine summoned the Impending Doom. @gray sky died.

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@raw moss searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@amber ermine's skeleton decided that @amber ermine wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @amber ermine died.

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@olive garden told @icy trail to bite the dust. In response, @icy trail took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@livid shuttle accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @livid shuttle, go jump off that cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche murdered @olive garden by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @olive garden died.

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@icy trail tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@raw moss wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@brave shore had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@icy trail challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @icy trail died.

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@fierce ermine was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @fierce ermine died.

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@brave shore wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@raw moss tried to set up a campfire, but @tight niche drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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While @brave shore looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @brave shore died.

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@long vine received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @long vine died.

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@raw moss started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @fierce ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @icy trail
100 points go to 7th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 8:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 22, 2025, 8:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:41 AM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 22, 2025, 8:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:41 AM

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viscid orchid Dec 22, 2025, 8:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:42 AM

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long vine Dec 22, 2025, 8:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:43 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

stray fossil Dec 22, 2025, 8:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:49 AM

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@stray fossil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 22, 2025, 8:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:52 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 8:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:53 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 22, 2025, 9:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:01 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 22, 2025, 9:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:16 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 9:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:26 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 22, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:29 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @velvet peak, @fiery belfry, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @stray fossil, @gray sky, @oak temple, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine's face was scorched off after @fiery belfry took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @long vine died.

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@velvet peak started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @velvet peak died.

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@viscid orchid played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @viscid orchid died.

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@tight niche managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@nova plover fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @nova plover died.

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@stray fossil saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @stray fossil died.

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@gray sky went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @gray sky died.

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@amber ermine used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@oak temple tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @fiery belfry demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @oak temple by two. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@amber ermine burst with happiness, quite literally. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss watched @tight niche go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tight niche was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@tight niche asked @raw moss to give them a hand, so @raw moss chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@tight niche slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @tranquil wyvern's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss and @tight niche spotted a Lunar Flare on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@tight niche tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @stray fossil
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

true wren Dec 22, 2025, 9:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:39 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 22, 2025, 9:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:41 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gaunt violet Dec 22, 2025, 9:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:43 AM

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@gaunt violet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 22, 2025, 9:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:45 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 9:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:52 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 10:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 10:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

oak temple Dec 22, 2025, 10:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 10:33 AM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 22, 2025, 10:49 AM

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zealous citrus Dec 22, 2025, 10:56 AM

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long vine Dec 22, 2025, 11:24 AM

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brave shore Dec 22, 2025, 11:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@long vine, @brave shore, @zealous citrus, @jolly swift, @true wren, @raw moss, @gaunt violet, @tight niche, @gray sky, @oak temple, and @amber ermine
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@long vine silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @raw moss's back, which then integrated itself into @raw moss's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@brave shore developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@amber ermine fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@jolly swift created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @true wren got too close while watching. @true wren died.

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After @gaunt violet went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @gaunt violet died.

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@gray sky started riding a Unicorn. @zealous citrus chased @gray sky while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@oak temple started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@gray sky accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @gray sky died.

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@zealous citrus solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@oak temple shot a sand block at @tight niche with a Sandgun, but @tight niche managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@jolly swift attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@amber ermine marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@oak temple wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @oak temple died.

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@amber ermine went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @amber ermine's canvas.

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@raw moss tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@brave shore saw @tight niche trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @brave shore is calling the police!

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Santa Claus asked @jolly swift what they wanted for Christmas. @jolly swift replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@zealous citrus relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@long vine returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@amber ermine fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @amber ermine died.

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@zealous citrus vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @zealous citrus died.

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@jolly swift's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tight niche and @brave shore's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @long vine died.

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@brave shore wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@tight niche dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @raw moss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@tight niche drank sand for 10 hours. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore bought a Gatligator and fired it at @raw moss for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @brave shore furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@brave shore preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@brave shore wished for the ability to fly. @raw moss granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @gaunt violet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 11:37 AM

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long vine Dec 22, 2025, 11:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:40 AM

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gaunt violet Dec 22, 2025, 11:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 12:02 PM

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true wren Dec 22, 2025, 12:16 PM

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jolly swift Dec 22, 2025, 12:18 PM

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abstract thunder Dec 22, 2025, 12:23 PM

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gaunt violet Dec 22, 2025, 12:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 12:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 12:29 PM

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proud lava Dec 22, 2025, 12:29 PM

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brave shore Dec 22, 2025, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 12:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @gaunt violet, @raw moss, @long vine, @brave shore, @abstract thunder, and @true wren
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@long vine made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tight niche won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@proud lava accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @proud lava died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @jolly swift was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @jolly swift had ever been in. @jolly swift died.

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@true wren saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@gaunt violet encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @gaunt violet died.

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@tranquil wyvern was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @livid shuttle caught them in time.

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@abstract thunder used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@tight niche tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@tranquil wyvern hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @livid shuttle's house. @livid shuttle started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@raw moss spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @raw moss died.

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@true wren accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@brave shore failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@abstract thunder started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@livid shuttle wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@tranquil wyvern managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@long vine visited @true wren, but no one was home. @long vine felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@brave shore took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @long vine. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder, @brave shore, and @livid shuttle worked on a group project, but it looked like @abstract thunder was doing most of the work.

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@tranquil wyvern started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@true wren forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @true wren died.

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@tight niche thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@tight niche sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@abstract thunder, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @abstract thunder died.

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@livid shuttle found a hill and started to roll down it. @livid shuttle was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@tranquil wyvern declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tranquil wyvern's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@tight niche became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@tranquil wyvern vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@brave shore started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @gaunt violet
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 22, 2025, 12:39 PM

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abstract thunder Dec 22, 2025, 12:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 12:39 PM

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jolly swift Dec 22, 2025, 12:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 12:42 PM

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velvet peak Dec 22, 2025, 12:45 PM

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gaunt violet Dec 22, 2025, 12:45 PM

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amber ermine Dec 22, 2025, 1:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:10 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 1:12 PM

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steel tartan Dec 22, 2025, 1:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:20 PM

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north basin Dec 22, 2025, 1:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:22 PM

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tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:28 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel tartan, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @abstract thunder, @north basin, @gaunt violet, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@velvet peak summoned a solar eclipse while @gray sky was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift and @steel tartan were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@true wren tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@livid shuttle decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @livid shuttle died.

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@gaunt violet tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@amber ermine opened the front door and saw @tranquil wyvern trying to murder the Guide. @amber ermine slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@abstract thunder made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @north basin. @north basin died.

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@steel tartan's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @steel tartan! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@gaunt violet's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @gaunt violet died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Vortex Beater.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @gray sky some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern modified @amber ermine's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @amber ermine was never seen again. @amber ermine died.

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@true wren equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@abstract thunder started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@jolly swift and @true wren attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@tranquil wyvern tricked @steel tartan into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @steel tartan died.

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@abstract thunder got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @abstract thunder died.

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@true wren offered to add a gold trim to @jolly swift's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tranquil wyvern wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@tight niche learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @tranquil wyvern found out that @tight niche meant "killer" in the literal sense. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@true wren tried to explain to @jolly swift that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @jolly swift countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @true wren died.

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@jolly swift felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tight niche setting explosives beneath them. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @true wren
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @gaunt violet
100 points go to 10th place: @north basin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 22, 2025, 1:38 PM

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gray sky Dec 22, 2025, 1:38 PM

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abstract thunder Dec 22, 2025, 1:44 PM

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long vine Dec 22, 2025, 2:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:03 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 2:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:13 PM

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amber ermine Dec 22, 2025, 2:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:24 PM

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tough raven Dec 22, 2025, 2:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:24 PM

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oak temple Dec 22, 2025, 2:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:26 PM

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remote pumice Dec 22, 2025, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 2:28 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @oak temple, @tough raven, @remote pumice, @gray sky, @long vine, @abstract thunder, and @true wren
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@amber ermine somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @amber ermine's chests for the rest of its life.

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@livid shuttle defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @livid shuttle died.

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@oak temple and @true wren had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@olive garden tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @olive garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern had @amber ermine lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, this wasn't a magic show. @amber ermine died.

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@tough raven's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tough raven responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@abstract thunder was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@oak temple's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @oak temple died.

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@long vine and @gray sky got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@tough raven tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@true wren practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @remote pumice and @tight niche got their chainsaws ready.

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@tough raven summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @tough raven died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tranquil wyvern

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@remote pumice hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@gray sky sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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After eating supper together, @true wren betrayed @gray sky in exchange for 30 silver coins. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche tried to assassinate @tranquil wyvern, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@abstract thunder started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@long vine worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@tranquil wyvern found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@true wren started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@abstract thunder accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @abstract thunder died.

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@true wren triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @true wren died.

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@tight niche somehow convinced @tranquil wyvern that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice swung a Christmas Tree Sword at @tight niche, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@remote pumice tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @remote pumice quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@tight niche and @remote pumice were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@remote pumice was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @tough raven
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 22, 2025, 2:38 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 22, 2025, 2:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 2:40 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @oak temple, @tough raven, @remote pumice, @static trout, @gray sky, @candid imp, @true wren, @velvet peak, @steel tartan, and @glass cargo
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A witch prophesized that @gray sky would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tight niche built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@tough raven stole @glass cargo's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @glass cargo was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@oak temple tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @oak temple died.

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@static trout hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @static trout died.

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@gray sky made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @gray sky died.

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@steel tartan literally impeached @candid imp by squashing them under a giant peach. @candid imp died.

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@velvet peak suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @velvet peak died.

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@glass cargo discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @glass cargo died.

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@steel sentinel was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@true wren went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @true wren died.

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@tight niche tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn, who did not approve of gambling.

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@steel tartan tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@steel tartan ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @steel tartan died.

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@steel sentinel found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @tight niche to check it out. @tight niche decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@tranquil wyvern brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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There was a snake in @tough raven's boot! @tough raven died.

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@remote pumice heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tranquil wyvern, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@tranquil wyvern always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tried to kill @carmine cairn by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@tight niche and @remote pumice played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tight niche was the chicken. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn swapped @steel sentinel's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @steel sentinel then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn used their Palm Wood Sword to lop off @tight niche's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @carmine cairn invented golf. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @tough raven
100 points go to 7th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @glass cargo
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 22, 2025, 3:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 4:18 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 4:22 PM

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north basin Dec 22, 2025, 4:23 PM

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tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 4:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @north basin, @tawdry sedge, @remote pumice, @true wren, and @wary sandal
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@north basin dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@north basin tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @north basin died.

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@livid shuttle constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@tight niche ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@tawdry sedge hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @tawdry sedge died.

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@true wren, @steel sentinel and @remote pumice played hot potato with a grenade. @remote pumice forgot to pass it on. @remote pumice died.

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@wary sandal opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@steel sentinel traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@carmine cairn tried to shoot an apple off of @true wren's head. @carmine cairn's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@tight niche was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@wary sandal started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@livid shuttle watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@carmine cairn wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@wary sandal tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@tranquil wyvern practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@wary sandal landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @wary sandal accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @wary sandal died.

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@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@livid shuttle made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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After opening a present, @steel sentinel discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@carmine cairn and @livid shuttle swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@livid shuttle sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@tight niche found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@carmine cairn stole @steel sentinel's lemons. @steel sentinel got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@steel sentinel "borrowed" @carmine cairn's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @carmine cairn's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @steel sentinel could return it.

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@tight niche captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@tight niche created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@tight niche brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @carmine cairn was caught in the crossfire. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wary sandal
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @tawdry sedge
100 points go to 10th place: @north basin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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stray fossil Dec 22, 2025, 4:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 4:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 4:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 4:54 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 22, 2025, 5:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:18 PM

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worthy socket Dec 22, 2025, 5:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:23 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 5:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:25 PM

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jolly swift Dec 22, 2025, 5:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 5:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:29 PM

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peak yoke Dec 22, 2025, 5:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

uneven kestrel Dec 22, 2025, 5:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 5:46 PM

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velvet peak Dec 22, 2025, 6:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 6:00 PM

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wary sandal Dec 22, 2025, 6:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 6:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 6:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@stray fossil, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @worthy socket, @peak yoke, @uneven kestrel, @velvet peak, and @wary sandal
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@tranquil wyvern tried to confess their love to @worthy socket, but @worthy socket interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@stray fossil ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @stray fossil died.

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@steel sentinel tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@velvet peak drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@sweet fractal caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @sweet fractal died.

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@peak yoke invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@carmine cairn verbally roasted @worthy socket so hard that they burst into flames. @worthy socket died.

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@peak yoke drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @peak yoke died.

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@uneven kestrel and @tight niche played catch with a Paladin. @uneven kestrel accidentally fumbled a catch. @uneven kestrel died.

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@wary sandal tried to destroy @tranquil wyvern by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@velvet peak was vehicularly manslaughtered by @carmine cairn's minecart. @velvet peak died.

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@wary sandal made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @wary sandal died.

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@jolly swift called @steel sentinel a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @tranquil wyvern then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @tight niche was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@carmine cairn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@carmine cairn declared war on emus. The emus won. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @wary sandal
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @worthy socket

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Dec 22, 2025, 6:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 6:38 PM

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wary sandal Dec 22, 2025, 6:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 6:46 PM

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peak yoke Dec 22, 2025, 6:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 6:46 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 22, 2025, 7:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:02 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 7:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:03 PM

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velvet peak Dec 22, 2025, 7:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:05 PM

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fast venture Dec 22, 2025, 7:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:20 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 7:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:20 PM

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glacial totem Dec 22, 2025, 7:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:21 PM

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ashen spire Dec 22, 2025, 7:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:24 PM

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tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 7:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @ashen spire, @glacial totem, @peak yoke, @fast venture, @velvet peak, and @wary sandal
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The fighting begins again!

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@ashen spire had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @steel sentinel shot them with an arrow. @ashen spire died.

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@peak yoke drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @peak yoke died.

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After @fast venture drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @fast venture died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@velvet peak fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @velvet peak died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @wary sandal's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @wary sandal died.

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@glacial totem was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern hosted a spelling bee! @jolly swift had to spell "cat". @carmine cairn had to spell "rain". @steel sentinel had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@jolly swift was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tight niche got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tight niche wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tight niche was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@tranquil wyvern found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @carmine cairn saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@tight niche died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@steel sentinel was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @wary sandal
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @fast venture
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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uneven kestrel Dec 22, 2025, 7:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:53 PM

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@uneven kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 7:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 7:57 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 8:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:07 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ashen spire Dec 22, 2025, 8:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:08 PM

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velvet peak Dec 22, 2025, 8:19 PM

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tough raven Dec 22, 2025, 8:22 PM

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turbid skiff Dec 22, 2025, 8:23 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 8:26 PM

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jolly swift Dec 22, 2025, 8:27 PM

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dim gale Dec 22, 2025, 8:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 8:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @ashen spire, @oak temple, @tough raven, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @fast venture, @uneven kestrel, and @velvet peak
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@turbid skiff painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@dim gale caused @jolly swift to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@tight niche painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@ashen spire made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @ashen spire died.

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@raw moss sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@carmine cairn shot their Toxikarp to the left of @oak temple just to scare them. @oak temple heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@uneven kestrel played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@velvet peak got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@fast venture constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@uneven kestrel launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@velvet peak put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@tough raven ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @tough raven said "thanks, you too." @tough raven died.

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@fast venture accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @fast venture died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@uneven kestrel accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @uneven kestrel died.

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@turbid skiff paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Tome of Infinite Wisdom.

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@dim gale looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@velvet peak drank a Molotov Cocktail. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@carmine cairn crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @carmine cairn's entire body.

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@dim gale was looking kind of dumb after @jolly swift's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@tight niche desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@turbid skiff tried to kill @raw moss, but failed to ask for consent.

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@carmine cairn was infected by a zombie virus. @carmine cairn died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tight niche mopped @tranquil wyvern up with a tissue. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@turbid skiff and @jolly swift discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@turbid skiff broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@raw moss overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@tight niche woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@jolly swift became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @carmine cairn with unnecessary advice.

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@turbid skiff was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@tight niche dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @tight niche died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @steel sentinel managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@steel sentinel modified @carmine cairn's Stardust Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @carmine cairn was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 10th place: @uneven kestrel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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oak temple Dec 22, 2025, 8:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 8:54 PM

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fast venture Dec 22, 2025, 9:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:09 PM

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tough raven Dec 22, 2025, 9:12 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 9:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:13 PM

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grim palm Dec 22, 2025, 9:14 PM

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ashen spire Dec 22, 2025, 9:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:14 PM

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amber ermine Dec 22, 2025, 9:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:15 PM

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raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 9:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:17 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 22, 2025, 9:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:22 PM

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tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 9:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:30 PM

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fiery belfry Dec 22, 2025, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @fast venture, @carmine cairn, @oak temple, @tranquil wyvern, @ashen spire, @fiery belfry, @tough raven, @grim palm, @raw moss, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fast venture joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @fast venture died.

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@amber ermine tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@oak temple almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@oak temple trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @oak temple suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @oak temple died.

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@tough raven sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @tough raven died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@grim palm found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@uneven kestrel drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@fiery belfry found a room full of Bunny Banners in @grim palm's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @grim palm. @grim palm died.

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@amber ermine's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@ashen spire took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @ashen spire died.

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@steel sentinel did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @uneven kestrel, who happened to be watching. @uneven kestrel died.

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@fiery belfry was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@tight niche put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@tight niche died.

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@raw moss was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@carmine cairn fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @grim palm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 9:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:38 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 22, 2025, 9:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:40 PM

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amber ermine Dec 22, 2025, 9:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 9:42 PM

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grim palm Dec 22, 2025, 10:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 10:03 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 22, 2025, 10:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 10:13 PM

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analog lintel Dec 22, 2025, 10:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 10:18 PM

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tight niche Dec 22, 2025, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 10:28 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 10:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

velvet peak Dec 22, 2025, 10:36 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 10:36 PM

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sleek geyser Dec 22, 2025, 11:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:06 PM

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long vine Dec 22, 2025, 11:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:18 PM

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static trout Dec 22, 2025, 11:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:25 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @sleek geyser, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @velvet peak, @static trout, @grim palm, @raw moss, @analog lintel, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sleek geyser started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @sleek geyser died.

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@tight niche tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@amber ermine went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@sweet fractal woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @sweet fractal died.

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@long vine thought they assassinated @analog lintel, but it was just @long vine in disguise. Huh? @long vine died.

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@grim palm tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @grim palm didn't know that.

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@velvet peak panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn decisively vanquished @static trout through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @static trout died.

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@grim palm breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @grim palm died.

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@raw moss wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@amber ermine tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@analog lintel tried attacking @uneven kestrel, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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A zombie snuck up on @analog lintel and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @analog lintel died.

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The Demolitionist told @tight niche that it was a good day to die. @tight niche thought so too. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn thought that @steel sentinel was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@uneven kestrel accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @uneven kestrel died. @uneven kestrel died. @uneven kestrel died. @uneven kestrel died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @steel sentinel would soon die a gruesome death. @steel sentinel ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@amber ermine somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @amber ermine died.

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After years of research, @raw moss found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven kestrel
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @analog lintel
100 points go to 8th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Dec 22, 2025, 11:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:40 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 22, 2025, 11:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:41 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 11:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:41 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 22, 2025, 11:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:49 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ivory terrace Dec 22, 2025, 11:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 11:54 PM

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@ivory terrace, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 23, 2025, 12:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:03 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 12:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud pasture Dec 23, 2025, 12:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:25 AM

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@proud pasture, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Dec 23, 2025, 12:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:26 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rapid fulcrum Dec 23, 2025, 12:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:27 AM

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@rapid fulcrum, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 23, 2025, 12:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:29 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Dec 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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turbid skiff Dec 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @rapid fulcrum, @nova plover, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, @ivory terrace, and @proud pasture
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @nova plover died.

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@proud pasture's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@static trout fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @static trout died.

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@long vine claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@peak yoke sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @peak yoke died.

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@ivory terrace's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @ivory terrace died.

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@steel sentinel wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@raw moss realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@rapid fulcrum put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @rapid fulcrum died.

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@proud pasture asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @proud pasture to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @proud pasture died.

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@turbid skiff reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @turbid skiff died.

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@remote pumice lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @raw moss died.

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@long vine threw a Stink Potion at @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn threw a Toxic Flask right back. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @proud pasture
100 points go to 9th place: @rapid fulcrum
100 points go to 10th place: @ivory terrace

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 23, 2025, 12:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 23, 2025, 12:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:40 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 23, 2025, 12:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 12:41 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 23, 2025, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:22 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glossy heath Dec 23, 2025, 1:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:23 AM

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@glossy heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@indigo inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

carmine cairn Dec 23, 2025, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

peak yoke Dec 23, 2025, 1:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:31 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hearty oracle Dec 23, 2025, 1:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:43 AM

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@hearty oracle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 23, 2025, 1:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 1:47 AM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @hearty oracle, @carmine cairn, @indigo inlet, @glossy heath, @long vine, @brave shore, @livid shuttle, @oak temple, @raw moss, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @long vine is now bald.

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@steel sentinel summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@hearty oracle flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @hearty oracle died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @indigo inlet tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @indigo inlet died.

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@glossy heath emerged from a tree stump and scolded @livid shuttle for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @livid shuttle was still holding an axe. @glossy heath died.

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@peak yoke was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@raw moss disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @long vine, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @long vine died.

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@brave shore asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel befriended @carmine cairn by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@peak yoke got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@livid shuttle invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@livid shuttle tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @peak yoke's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@steel sentinel spun around in a full circle and shot @oak temple with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @peak yoke and @steel sentinel.

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@carmine cairn found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@peak yoke flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @steel sentinel when the world was flipped.

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@raw moss tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@carmine cairn pointed a wooden wand at @peak yoke and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@steel sentinel stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @steel sentinel blinked first.

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@peak yoke got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@raw moss tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @glossy heath
100 points go to 10th place: @indigo inlet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 23, 2025, 2:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:37 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 23, 2025, 2:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 23, 2025, 2:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 23, 2025, 2:49 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Dec 23, 2025, 2:52 AM

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bb!register